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Although if we can count easy paper Mario game as the same universe is ehh
Why are you bolding this text
as far as i know literally everym ain series mario boss is bowser with 3 exceptions
those being
y'all remember when bowser became literal capital G God?
bowser solos xeroc
Yeah, and even then he had to use the terrain around him to even harm bowser
unironically
Atleast if I’m remembering the fight correctly
I suspect that the paper Mario universe operates on the rules of a narrative, so true levels of power don't exist, and the outcome of events is what makes the best story
and then immediately got beaten by mario and luigi?
This would fit with all the games being depicted in books
Since he just chooses to be immortal
King Wart, Tatanga, Wario
Then they weren’t omnipotent…
he was
"ok guys we need to make a new game"
he just didn't immediately kill them for some reason
(wario, disguised as a nintendo employee)
I think it's important to remember that sometimes power level doesn't come from some innate thing a character has, but is just as much a result of the rules of the universe they inhabit allowing such power to exist
p
"wah make a game about that handsome moustached fellow who loves garlics. wah"
Genuinely wario gets all the based weird spin-off games
Also, Bowser's Fury's final boss is technically not bowser. It is the ink
"also he earsn alot of money in said game. wahahhaha"
I'm talking about dream team's final boss btw
I thought he was like just pissed off from the ink or something
Can yellow toad defeat Cryogen
No
who was the exec at nintendo who thought "lets make rude asshole capitalist mario and lets give him his own franchise"
Ice Shield
Thought rpg Mario was different canon
they're a fucking genius
Yellow toad has nothing going for him, besides being playable in like two games
5 games but yeah
Yellow Toad's strongest feat is, idk, Ludwig?
iirc it has never been said
Even regular Necrozma stomps badly
To be fair you do best bowser at the end of the NSMB games
but yeah
Oh hey the powerscaler pro is here
Ludwig could probably beat slime god
man
?
Yeah but you never get yellow toad fighting Bowser head on
Fair
Dream Team Bowser literally became an omnipotent god and lost because he tried fighting like he usually does
I forget how the bowser fight in all those games even go
3 times it's a button
Once it's a vehicle
btw
Could Lemmy defeat desert scourge?
it true that fabsol got sued by nintendo for having Dream Team Bowser's theme in calamity at one point?
i think omni does not like being called that 🦈
idr the actual name of the theme
Lemmy can’t really deal damage so
He just throws balls
Oh
If so sorry @wheat walrus
Probably
Coudl Larry?
Bro what
Larry can't
Who is Larry again?
It’s 2 am
Larry Koopa
Is he like the green one
Blue
Blue haired small koopaling
Oh right
3am here
Sand eating time there…
Lucky
Iggy soloes Goku
Could Non-canon SoS from Rain World Downpour defeat DoG?
i have no idea what that is
Are you sure? I thought it brought out his innate fury/power
like, it can be inteprereted as just being "bowser but not in his right mind"
Yeah I thought it was just bowser but he is royally livid
Closest explanation is
Bowser Jr painted dad with mysterious black ink, dad suddenly is a demigod
bowser was already that strong
Bowser is already cracked are they not
he does it all the time in the mario and luigi games
he can grow to kaiju size on his own power if he's angry enough
M&L is a different canon
there is no canon
Could the Glabglogabgalab defeat Crabulon?
There's 3 mario canons
the what
He eats kirby
I have never heard of this being official
i think ur just amking up words now
It’s real
That stupid green blob in that library
Pretty sure paper is seperate since their universes mixed at some point resulting in the half paper half not paper game?
glabglogabgalab is a slug man that loves books from christian brainwashing cartoon
Xicor VS Xeroc
fantastic
Could Roy beat WoF
Who is more aggressive
Legends arceus parsect or yharim
yes reign of yharim could beat wall of flesh
RoY 
the games contradict each other constantly, I believe each game is its own independent canon unless specifically referencing another
Roy Fire Emblem
i remember when ppl were going crazy with making god and dragon ocs
i dont see those as often nowadays
i think theres alot of venue for interesting dragon and god designs u can make based on diff domains
I'm considering making a few
The sin/virtue dragons 
You ever made ocs?
Patience is a virtue
I have a few ocs but no calamity oc - wait i guess i do?
but they're not really mine per say
the roy guys
Anyways I go sleep bai
Yea I don't have a terrarian oc
but in terms of
actual ocs
i have some for my own story
but no like
personal use oc
atleast notrn....
I mean, my meta knight knockoff is sort of an OC
Not as far as I rember apart from half baked terrarian
The closest I have to an OC is my Terrarian lmao
True
Very silly
Who would win: Cryogen or AS?
depends on where they fight
Platform arena
where though
In the forest biome
cryogen
Ocean?
aquatic scourge
Sunken sea
scourge
Corruption
cryogen
The underworld
neither
Twins or Cryogen?
where?
Normal arena
biome
Forest
twins
Sulphurous sea
twins
Hell
Twins always wins?
Does he enrage?
Twins have better mobility, and they also have lasers to melt Cryogen
and cryogen would prolly get melted by spazmatism's flamethrower
The flamethrower too ye
Brimstone elemental or Destroyer
biome?
Forest
brimstone
Ocean
destroyer
Caverns
destroyer
Hell
Old Duke
It's stronger than Polter due to progression, and it can also just do hit and run attacks
in the forest brimstone could easily turn the ground so hot that the destroyer would be met with extreme heat no matter where it emerged, in the ocean the destroyer could easily cool itself down, in the caverns the destroyer could easily strike from multiple places at once, and in hell the brimstone elemental could easily melt the destroyer into slag with the immense heat
polterghast
Why
it gets stronger the more open an area is
Really?
and old duke wouldn't have the sulphurous water it normal uses for attacks
Skies above Sulphurous seas
Both are getting reworked
And Old Duke is can easily just fly away whenever it needs to
Polterghast is mostly stuck to the ground
both would be weaker though
Remember, both are getting reworked, we have less details about OD's than Polter's
We know Polter goes around by climbing and crawling on the dungeon walls
Which is a limiting factor
Of course though, it will be able to walk on air ingame, but we're not talking about that
also while we're on the topic of polter
can necromancy be performed on a soul or does it need the body?
cause I feel like doing it on the soul would basically create polter
is Azafure the Brimstone Crag?
It was in the Brimstone Crags ye
Calamitas and Brimstone Elemental destroyed Asafure which turned it into the Crag?
yeah this was remove
@magic epoch
i know
hi, a question where i can read/see the lore from calamity mod, i know the lore items that bosses drop, but obviously there is more lore, where can i find it?
check the pins of this channel
should be a pin to a fat ass lore document
Yeah the document contains most of the lore currently in the mod [we don't talk about the arsenal weapon descriptions]
wulfrum screwdriver
Where does King Slime's crown come from when he forms?
probably he stealed it from sonewhere
Do the slime kinda just build it or something? They usually got stuff inside them.
I doubt it beacuse the crown gems but maybe
Slimes feel like Goomba's...
Millions upon millions of em out there. Together they form...the other millions of Goomba towers and King Slimes.
true..
Who would win: 1 million terraria slimes or every Pokémon
Are the slimes magma proof
Also does it include every slime type or a certain type
All the pokemon gotta do is blast Yveltal to dust and send everyone who can live in space out of the death radius.
Or just let Guzzlord consume the slimes becoming King Slime 2
How many slimes does it take to beat the sun
6.2 goozmillion
i mean the summoning item needs a crown...
-# almost every summon item ain’t canon
Isn’t there a headcanon of king slime potentially being a burial tradition if the onyx kinsman hence the person and crown?
Iirc that originated from Troodon user
But like, a year ago or more iirc
ssshhh
i love this headcanon

You craft the crown with 5 rubies (you drop them on the ground, they’re pretty big) and 10 platinum/gold bars. Don’t come to me saying it’s small
Whar
Nobody said it was small tho
The question being asked here is from a narrative standpoint, where does the crown come from
Fair
I was saying it’s the crown you craft
For slime rain he just comes with the crown
Generally speaking boss summons aren't canon with a few exceptions
Most bosses uhm
come after you
or find u in the wild
like, Yharon per example
he went out of his way to go after u since ur a threat to yharim, in the actual story
Oh
I’m taking this into consideration now
Yeah idk then he just has a crown
Quick question, is the reenchantment of aerialite actually caused by the hive mind/perf death or is that just a gameplay mechanic
Former
The headcanon explatiojn which i rly like is that king slime r like, unaturally large slimes that have been fed by the onyx kinsmen to act as basically burial sites for their dead (as shown by the ninja inside them)and the crown is just like
a ritualistic decoration
It has smth to do with a structure not in the mod yet
Ah i see
Yeah this headcanon was what I’m mentioning
or maybe their silly levels are so high they overflowed and returned to low silly levels...???
Then it’s not enough silly to go back up to high silly
And thus not silly enough still
the temptation to reply with a sentence that would seem highly random to anyone but me was immense
please stop saying the S word :(
silly

Shit.
new glutton bug 🥳
ok question
how big is the sulphurous sea area
It’s a sea so decently big

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astrum deus calamity mod
astrum deus calamity mod
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astrum deus thorium mod
Lies
astrum deus minecraft
mutant fargo's mods
slop
astrum deus RLCraft
hello user
you wanted to know silvas lore yeah
it's not rly fully finished rn since the mod isnt finished but
Cheese is now astrum deus lol what happened to permafrost
-goddess of life
-absorbed the soul of the dragon of life (one of the only gods to have had a "perfect" ascencion, meaning they kept the same domain as their dragon)
-functionally immortal since she's an elemental, and elementals can't truly die until their element itself is gone
-was thrown into the abyss a long time ago
-was "killed" by yharim, and thrown into the abyss, again
-currently "dead" but not really because she'll inevitably come back sooner or later
Blessed jared and braelor aswell
astrum deus calamity mod
also true
she blessed primordial wyrm and also braelor, who was her champion
I am skinning you alive
Braelor being one of the two who teamed up and nearly killed yharim
i'm cheese
Lies
wdym
:(
and now bro is somewhere in the distortion
why was she thrown into the slop pit
Yharim threw her there cause it’s hard to get out and he couldn’t kill her
So just beat her into plant goo and dropped her in or something
you need to kill life itself to kill silva iirc
Yeah all life on the planet
Well why would Yharim want to get rid of her
Oh I forgot hes like the gyattslayer

and braelor (wich was blessed by silva) and statis tried to kill yharim in a 1v1 between him and braelor
permafrost calamity mod
but DoG said nuh uh and thrown both of them into distortion
well if youre talkin to me
just felt like it
I love slop 
explode
but signus got statis out of the distortion in exhange of 1 arm and leg
Twisting nether 
half distortion being half normal being iirc
Yeah it’s part this world and part distortion
Also a dev statement said it’s basically Satan for the distortion
fucking giratina
We don’t know much but it can appear in multiple places at once
Why is he an envoy then
"envoy of the devourer" is outdated and old lore
Idk why it’s stayed for so long
changing it to sigma of the devourer
It’s above the devourer in the distortion hierarchy
sentinels have nothing to do with dog besides being from the distortion iirc
-# dev statement
from signus?
yeah

creepy ass design
Im not really a huge fan of the redesign
Not because its bad its just super detailed which looks pretty jarring when you fight him in the Underworld
He won't be fought in the Underworld after the rework

every calamity sprite is jarring
^
Okay im freaked out now
consume the redpill and accept that unfortunately calamity art consistency isnt real
How many bosses are getting reworked
like all of them
Almost all
what the hell
calamity bosses are generally speaking incredibly outdated
like literally all of them r just edits of vanilla boss AI
okay well what bosses arent getting reworked
Most bosses need a rework
- exo mechs
- scal
Levi
signus really needs a rework
I think providence will get a rework
She won't
The attacks aren’t bad or anything but like there you can’t see when shes about to a attack cause the sprite is so big and fast
Yah
I really like the fights attacks but the visuals are ehhh
and also that one super provi thing
yeah
Its really hard to tell whats going on in the fight
I fucking hate the holy ray
Lore.
Lore isn't real
That's just night Providence
gasps
But lore accurate now
The entire lore is getting reworked
No
No discussion for that
It already did
We will add slop to calamity lore
now Scal is from ilmeris and annahita sucked all the water there
what is ilmeris
sunken sea kingdom before the Scal incident
No
She got told to burn the place to the ground
and the whole kingdom fell apart
crabulon is originally from ilmeris
also desert scourge
DS never went down to the sunken sea and got desert'd
ans crab escaped to the caves finding the mushroom biome
It's living perfectly fine up there
Oh so the terraria world is ilmeris?
and died there
No
and now crab is a mushroom infected zombie
Ilmeris is one region
I was referring to Scoog
rude
It's getting reworked
is Dragonfolly getting reworked
No
dragonfolly eve
FLY, MY PRETTIES!
holly jolly folly
I hope so too
Dragon folly event is in the future content doc so it is a possibility
Iirc that was half-stated by a dev already
whatever. go my swarm
Reb and maybe another dev agreed with the idea
Yea
afternoon
Hihi 👋
cal clone as they are right now is non canon right?
yuh?
It's the name of a Cal dev, it just sounds like yeah

Much more of an expert than most people.
True
omw making "calamity lore in 10 seconds"
hi cei
Yup
Dragons*
But yeah more then many
Sounds almost like a Dhar Mann video title
It needs the (the ending is shocking)
the plot of curious george (secret lore)
It doesn't look like they don't do that anymore (for some reason)
I'd send screenshots but I can't do that for obvious reasons
who is zeratos
The Dragon with power over Primordial Light who's soul Xeroc took, he was also the strongest Dragon
I can't think of much other specific details about them rn though
*Except that he appears to have been the first Dragon who had their Soul absorbed, seemingly kicking off a Dragon genocide, and he was injured bad enough he dies after some time by Fovos (or Moon Lord, Fovos is usually used to refer to the Moon Lord before he was injured)
I want to believe that the dragons willingly gave up their soul because they weren't strong enough or something
Because it's never stated in another view point so that could be true all we get is yharon telling yharim (which is only credible if yharon was even there)
Something that has me confused
"Dragons" are literally Dragons? lizards with wings
Well not all of them have wings
But yes literal dragons
There were grounded dragons
I think it's highly probable Zeratros was fine with Xeroc ascending, perhaps he even told him to do it, but this is just theory crafting since we don't have anything concrete
The other dragons will depend
Like Flame obviously was defeated by Providence, but Silva and the life dragon could be a more similar situation to Zera and Xeroc
Well provi might have been an exception to that
I would think ravager would have been one that got it gifted if the friendly giant thing is true
Gluttony has been stated to have been killed by SG iirc, in dev statements
He got downgraded lol
It's doubtful the more malevolent dragons would have just given their souls away like that so easily
What about the two gods for illmeris
Anything that can be considered a dragon by basically any irl culture counts
What do you think for them
Vetrasyl seems to be good
I think otonilou probably took vetra's soul peacefully
either due to vetra already being dead or vetra willingly giving it
Are those all the gods we know of as of yet
There's more
I don't know if there are any others that have been mentioned outside of the three we fight in game and the two illemeris ones
Excluding xeroc from that list
Space god for example
Shakidou
I wonder what the dragon form would have been like for them
Got its soul from the dragon of gravity
I think its gender was confirmed somewhere iirc
Wait some gods have confirmed names?
all of them
except slime god
though i suppose providence is also more of a title given
Ok
i don't think. she was called providence. when she was a person. just a hunch.
so she's
sorta in the same boat as slime god, of only having a title
also god of sacrifices, also no name
so that statement was wrong, mb
but still alot of them have names
xeroc, otonilou, tyrian, shakidou
Like?
Silva
The gods of what?
silva yeah
Is slime god going to have a name like x, the slime god or is it just gonna stay as slime god in game
xeroc is kind of like The God. hes the god of primordial light, the strongest one
otonilou is the goddess of electricity
died when the sunken sea was scorched
shakidou is space
btw is shakidou canon or is it like a dev character that technically isnt canon
God of space
Canon
like a dev fan character basically
icic
just wanted to make sure since i dont think shakidou is being referenced ingame but correct me if im wrong
One day Stip and Reb appeared here to announce the space god and gravity dragon are gonna be a thing (inadvertently)
And then later the name was confirmed
Slime god survives by running way right?
Ah
How did he manage to get himself stuck in a paladin
You only kill 2 gods in Calamity right?
Technically 3
Didn't have enough control
Ravager
But one is a corpse of a god
The crimson is corpses right?
So destroying the crimson is also killing the corpses of gods
Is the crimson still god corpses?
It's more like their magic blood all stuck together
Ah
Is it correct to call Moonlord "phobos"?
Nah, it's just the name given to it by the Chrysadians
moonlord
fovos
call it whatever u want
call it john squid
john killdragon
we dont know his "real" name, if he even has one, and probably wont ever know
Can't believe moon lord is ares' son
fovos or phobos?
fovos will be what most people use
Phobos is technically correct but fovos sounds cooler
||ml is weakened fovos
||

blows you up
Skins you
what the sigma
Nuh uh
i mean what if its just incomprehensible
rwq or whatever from fnaf
rxq
YOU try spelling it without looking it up
though i was about to try to send the panel of mr mxyzptlk's real name before remembering embeds are off and i feel insane for being able to spell mxyzptlk so quickly
moonlord is just full power squidward
tbh i wish we could see the full power of fovos even in just a flashback
Rwqfsfasxc
I have that from memory
RWQFSAFSXC?
fnaf world using the fnaf 3 minigame wall code so casually is insane to me
Yeah
we all know it is just RWQ

RWQ is cooler than RWQFSFASXC
and shadow bonnie is such a mid name
typically shortened to rxq by Normal Peoplr
why rxq and not rwq? Idk
calamity's vanities -> calval/calvan discussion
rxq is WAY cooler
Slime god
Golem (big maybe)
Ravager (might be 2)
Providence
So 3 to possibly 5
ravager (might be 2)
calamity players be illiterate challenge winner found
I think rava is just plain sacrifices
Calamity players and not reading yet again strikes

Golem is a contruct...
and golem is just
yeah that
Since the Lihzahrds got abandoned
an imitation of gods beacuse lizard sad cuz god abandoned them (literally)
sad lizard
Ravager is the necromanced GoS, without the deific soul
Why do I see Astrum Deus and only ever read Astrum Dooce

would astrum deus count as a god
no
deus is literally god in latin
the game is just wrong

"the god of the stars denies your offering"

I was considering all possible options
Never said I agreed with golem being a mechanical god or Ravager being 2
he's not a god he's just a guy
im so used to clueless in another server i forgot about this face 
Smth smth a god in worship only, but not one with an auric soul
They’re already dead and underwent no revival process
No
Imo
am i old lore pilled again
Bosses and bosses of the evil biomes are god essence stuff
God essence wasn’t the evil biomes I’m pretty sure in old lore
A guy the Dragoncult decided to troll a bit
Guy tried robbing dragon cult
Got found
Cursed to protect dungeon
His role was literally reversed
no more couch



chippy is CANON in CALAMITY?!?
Shredding all of you rn
lore implications of badger's hat go

also meatgrinder
yes and no one will make me think otherwise
-# reference items aren’t canon :(
Chippy is a direct reference to Youtube, so no
who is chippy?
A youtuber
oh ok
YouTuber
hello terraria enthuasists
uhhh
there's gonna be a cat in the next update
thats it
"Hello guys, welcome back to Chippy Gaming"
Has 2 channels and atleast 1 has one million subs
youtuber who likes clothier
thats why skeletron can drop chippy's couch
wich is the name of chippy's second channel iirc
Didn’t they have a duel with red in terraria over being the ceo as a joke one time
would bone key count as an at least indirect reference to yrimir
If it’s indirect then it’s fine
Or whatever
Not very blatant
So bone key would canon
Since golem is an imitation of a god I wonder what God it's supposed to represent
If any
Or if they just decided to build themselves a random stone thing and went this is our God now
Suns warmth is the biggest theme
And suns warmth is from sunlight
So one would think xeroc
i think there's several cultures around the world that treat the sun as a deity of some kind
I'm telling you
Sun God might be different than the god of primordial light
Yeah I doubt xeroc had a following
isnt primordial light just sun light
Isn't it kinda made clear that no one really knows who xeroc is
Yeah
Turning you into dust
Yeah
Maybe yharim hates the lizards because they worship xeroc /j
I think not even yharim iirc
Yeah so I doubt a sun god exists
And that the sunlight god is incomprehensibly much stronger
what if the god of the sun they worship is actually zeratros instead
They literally mention the traitor almighty in exo mechs lore item
maybe he knows "that one guy who yoinked zeratros' soul"
Highly doubt it
He knows they would wreck the exos
How would a dead person leave, if they were never there in the first place
lizard worshipping big lizard
Yharim isn't racist he just hates the lizharhd's because they worship xeroc /j
yharim is so mean..
Yharim wouldn't hate them if they worshiped Zeratros
Like, that goes against his dragon first policy
Yeah
What if he doesn't know they worship zeratros
He would probably know
He wouldnt know if they did worship sun dragon though
He definitely would know
Sun God that clearly resembles golem in some way
yharim is the jungle tyrant, he probably knows everything about jungle creatures
including lihzahrds
The Lihzahrds were a lot more powerful then, I doubt their god would be out of Yharim's radar
Will have to ask stip about the Sun God
Jungle tyrant is old lore
still lives in jungle iirc
Their title is godseeker
No

my guess is that their god taught them how to use solar energy
No
and isn't an actual sun god
They were like mongols iirc

Nomadic
They traveled and stabbed
Yharim still knows about the lizharhd's
If anything the closest thing to a place he lived in would be azafure
Yharim was born into the god worshipers, but was like nuh uh and they were like ight lava yeeting time
Since he ruled there I think
Pretty sure yharim wasn't fond of the gods even before their worshipers tried to kill him
Yeah he did denounce them by not making a omelette
also was there any other kingdom than azafure and ilmeris in the world
Yeah
Sky
Absolutely
But that fell long before yharim was around
We only play on a small part of a continent
There was Chrysadia, the old civ. in the underground Desert predating Ilmeris, etc
That’s illmeris
Yeah
No
Chrysadia is the sky
oh
That's what I was told
Yeah it was ruled by vetrasyl
whos vetrasyl
A dragon
Storm dragon
Not to be confused with storm dragoon (storm weaver drop)
and do we know what happened to them
Which won't exist
Dragon of storms
Exo prisms endless power generation can be traced back to them
Ah right that
That's doesn't say it's chrysidia though
I wasn't talking abt Chrysadia
They replied to me saying illmeris
melon forgot there was a civ preceding Ilmeris
In the area of the modern Underground Desert
Calamity fans can’t read moment
Oh I thought the comma you put was referencing like a description of what chrysidia is

did chrysadia just fell beacuse dragon was killed or something else
Not a seperate item in a list
Fovos nuked it
Multiple factors
fair enough
Fovos first attack was on chrysadia
Like
I would be surprised if vetrasyl survived
Melon is fovos irl
Makes sense
Their pfp is fovos so it's true
Br*tish people after they conquer 1/4 of Earth's surface area
Exploding you
And then lose it all
Exploding you also
y'all think salsa is canon to calamity?
What
I don't see why not
…no
cause the nacho item has cheese, not salsa iirc
are massive floating pineapples canon
That's what fovos would say
Nah
agreed
Proof 
SporgeBohb was erased
melon is lying!
Your pfp
I am yharim irl yharon told me
oh yeah that item is, like, donor/dev isn't it
Yuh
and there isn't a different food item with it so
¯_(ツ)_/¯
You don't have to overthink this
overthinking stuff is taking my mind off this damned cold
Fair
Most items are not canon, but there's nothing explicitly stating that they're not
it went from 60 every day to -1 in like 10 hours
I hope you'll get better soon
If it’s not donor/dev/reference and it makes sense to be able to exist then it’s safe to assume it’s canon
and my blankets are literally freezing
guys my theory is that wood is canon in calamity
Horrifying
Silva has it in her design
wait
have we ever seen wood used in any official artwork that isn't part of their body?
be it even for like handles?
Braelors axe
Can post their concept art in spoiler chat if you want to see it
sure
I forget that exists
smelon gung
You are not beating the dementia allegations
I have been awake since some point at 3 am and it’s currently 5 am I am not braining
Go to sleep
that sea god is genuinely terrifying
he bites
That's rude
I fucking
tried
He's a very nice man
Melon eats macroplastics
Crafting recipes aren't canon though
And rubber
also braelor reminds me of rex from xc2
Please go to bed
I tried
rubner tastes like bullshit
I can mute you if you want to be forced to sleep /j
😨
go to sleep or I will erase all the lore knowledge of your mind
I wake up cause arm has pins and needles
I was sleeping on arm funny
You need your midnight tea
And I tried going to sleep for unknown amount of time and when I checked time it was 4 am
Ah yah I do that all the time it's worse when I have to wear my wrist brace because my wrists are dying
I could barely move my fingers when I woke up
My hand feels like it's on fire sometimes when I wake up
ew tea
chamomille or green tea works super well

stabs you 35 times
tea worst drink
:(
Tea is for the br*tish
FUCK YOU MEAN?
ppl who hate tea simply have not tried enough tea tbh
Shit yourself
don't @ me i'm right
You're right
There is like a billion types of tea
I have tried every type of tea I could buy
Tea is fine depending on the tea
so you would rather drink piss than drink tea
all of them sucked
how did u make them
Banning you for wrong opinion
coffee second worst drink also
I don't drink coffee
Most tea doodoo
ok i agree with that but only if its black coffee
Same
cappucino n stuff is good
Hot chocolate for the win
ew no
The only tea I like is my grandma's tea and mint tea
ive heard people MICROWAVE t ea. can you believe that
When I go to a coffee place I always get hot chocolate
I've never tried coffee
also uh
I like, took a sip once
can't lie, I hate chocolate milk
you're supposed to BOIL it. BOIL the water.
america type of shit
fried oreos 
Pax Americana
Only time I heard of this was off a funny tumblr post
The fuck what why
I mean are you surprised they invented dishwasher salmon
What.
Aaaaaaaaa
What
BOIL the water. then leave the tea sachet in there for a few minutes. then add sugar if u want and mix with a spoon. then drink it
kettles are expensive and not used for much
Salmon cooked in the dishwasher
It's a legit dish look it up
have u guys had a salmon burger
I am gonna get an aneurysm
normal milk is my favorite drink but chocolate milk is genuinely horrid
i'm kind of a cooking nerd tbh i like cooking
and i watch alot of cooking vids
and read articles
Cooking is cool
Salmon cooked in the dishwasher
gecko
It's wrapped in tinfoil
please stop

I’m quite picky with what I consume so no
idk I once saw fried oreos
its crazy how much spices can change in a dish tbh
Hey I was just saying are you surprised about microwaved tea when that exists
True
who tf would fry a fucking OREO
Someone fried water once
you know
I've seen worse than micowaved tea
It's a godsend for British people
Deep-fried icecream
Murdering you
Fried oreos sound like id try it…? But like i dont see the point it seems like a waste
Ew ew ew
die
e.g. My brother ordered a pizza but with marshmallow sauce instead of tomato sauce
Deep-fried butter also exists
What the fuck
genuinely wanted to slap him
