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Like once you get the hang of it Deerclops is pretty easy
Has calamity removed its fart death?
QS is the Bed of Chaos of Terraria to me
bed of chaos?
it isn't that low is it?
No but I think there is a significant gap of quality between QS and the second worst Boss
Which is the same for BoC and the second worst
Which is probably Gwyndolin
gwyndolin my beloved
Boc ainât that bad
I need to play dark souls don't I?
bed of chaos is probably peak
it is because of the floor breaking
not brain of cthulhu silly
From Software writing the most interesting character in all of the Dark Souls universe only to give him a dogshit fight twice
đ„âïž
They make Gwyndolin in DS1
The fight sucks absolute dick
They literally revive this asshole and make Aldritch eat him
AND THE FIGHT STILL SUCKS

bed of chaos is peak fiction btw the best fight in gaming that i haven't even fought to know how peak it was i could sense it................
And in my case it isn't because of the arrows or anything
Aldritch is just boring as shit
It's a DS1 Boss in DS3
aldrich the WHAT
Yeah that's where DoG came from 
And dogs fight sucks ass rn
DoG solos btw gang
i like how you interrupt them midway into eating gwyndolin
Better than Aldritch's ngl
At least there is a fight
Anyways chat
Can my PC run Elden Ring?
DoG solos it's the best fight btw here's why: https://www.reddit.com/r/CalamityMod/comments/1hfg4g4/the_devourer_of_gods_is_the_best_boss_and_im/
Let's find out!
this is objective
mine can barely run terraria as it is
no it wonmt fuck you!!! blows up your pc
I imagine thatâs going to be some concept changing shit
it's the peak deep dive on dog's objective greatness
dog is peak fiction fight
if you dont agree you suck because im objectively correct!!!
didnt realize it was a reddit link đ
it's the most objective correct source trust me.............
if it's reddit it's right and correct trust
foul beast
totou
also flexing perms
2 crimes that are more than enough for a death sentence by đ„
Why is Touhou death sentence
At least not by eels
Eel pit has been killed
Gem robes: known to have been first used by the ruling caste of a long-buried nation of cave dwellers, these robes of spider silk are coated with powdered gems, allowing a protective blessing to arise from the glittering, cursed dust.
But we canât :(
you can still picture the eel pit with your imagination
it's still there
you just have to believe

glorp
But what about those who deserve the pit but donât know it
Cave dwellers 
yes
Private message it to them
i would have used 'troglodyte' but i decided against it
Why?
Troglodyte probably evokes a much more crude and monstruous image
Ah ok
sort of yeah
Yeah it does
and it's mainly used when referring to pre-historic times (if you're talking about someone living in a cave)
and while i am implying this nation existed before the azafurian calendar began, calling them pre-historic just seems off
'cave dweller' doesn't have either of those issues
But is also not very descriptive
?
still wonder how humans got food
They dwell in caves duh
whether i used 'troglodyte' or 'cave dweller' all i'm saying is they lived in caves
troglodyte maybe evokes a stronger image, but that image isn't at all what i was after
y'all think electric guitars exist in calamity?
Yes
Planteras the axe 
Idk
Probably actually
Donât think itâs a blatant one though under calamityâs definition
actual question
Yeah?
what music do you guys think calamitas would like
Honestly prob something calm
calamitas would like chill lofi beats
which character is the most likely to like dubstep do y'all think?
statis
Chill Lofo beats of cal themes with cal as the studying person
that was a thing iirc
æ±æčăă”ăăăąăŹăłăžCD TOHO BOSSA NOVA 2ăă
ăżă€ăăŒăȘăă«ă»ăąăžăąăłăżă
ćæČ 仿ć軿łé· ïœFlower Land
Arrange.Shibayan
Lyric.milka
Vocal.3L
Spotify https://open.spotify.com/track/09UAi1gYdutGj4AbDApUki?si=fb2909ba801b4ae9
iTunes https://music.apple.com/jp/album/ăżă€ăăŒăȘăă«-ăąăžăąăłăżïżœ...
i can see cal listening to this
Whaur
emphasis on was
on the opposite end of the spectrum i can also see cal listening to some weird experimental msuic
the really emo ones
yes
just realized
since the sun was so hot that it cooked animals
what the hell did birds evolve from?
wuh
oh in cal
uhhhhh
underground dinosaurs lmao
i mean we know dinosaurs exist,,, theres the amber mosquito pet
and also theres prehistoric beings in sulphur sea
so đ€
i think its plausible
that there were genuinelyj ust
underground dinosaurs
what am i saying
I think sheâd like calm piano songs
this is funny considering you've never commented on my pfp

(I think she plays piano too)
Tbh I see most pfps as like anime character #7
Pretty sure atleast 2 are touhou
a good profile picture stands out from a mile away
still don't know what touhou is
i mean, so do bad ones

A good profile picture contains cat(s)
Only a generic one does not stand out
i mean
i would say they more blend into the slop of the internet
but yeah
ive seen some really bad ones
Give an example
(take me as rather generic cuz art of calamitas)
Mine stand out from other galaxies btw because they're peak
Not anymore itâs not the terrarian guy
Just dog who gets ai vids made of them
They scale to each other canonically
I disagree
You're spreading misinformation, dialogues and lore items already implied they are equal and the sigma divebook confirmed that
Minecraft
We dunno

It was too obvious
touhou
It's Yuuka yeah
if you've seen cei play touhou then a touhou pfp is perfectly expected

@spare pier hair boom gif
The wretched one
The what?
ignore them, omni is extremely brainrotten
sigma divebook released on april 20 2024
It explores the lore of sigmas and others
Aight, good to know
Says the STINKY
The stinky?
Please dm me a link to the cal fanfic you talked abt when youâre done btw
I REALLY need- I mean want to read it
Omni is mentally rotten
Garbo is olfactibly rotten
big green
let that child alone
Melons donât stay fresh for 4 months Iâm pretty sure
Iâm already decayed into dust lmao
my personal computer tells me my blood is identical to yours
How edible
Sure lol Iâm gonna finish it within a few days I think
Dawg youâve been here for almost three years youâre moldy to the core
Was talking about when I got active again but yeah true
Well I say again but my activity was getting a old lore thing wrong and putting a bug report about adrenaline not going down when Iâm close to a boss that was actually prob a mod conflict
Then I became inactive till like 4 months ago
brongler is ATOMS
the MTF team is here
we must contain the rot
gang
HOLY FUCK
hi did someone say mtf
mtf as in mobile task force or mtf as in male to female?
mtf as in mnine tailed fox (why are the scp guys called that)
mobile task force
mobile task force is the most commonly used one but there are also PTFs (provisional task forces), regular task forces, and i believe the terminology is stationary task forces
can calmitas have a little salami? As a treat
No.
yes
We donât know her allergies
For all we know a slight bit of dairy kills her
what
Uh oh
oh ok
The cheese is a yuri fan
Theyâre still doomed
besides i would never snackrifice someone who i have listed as "cool person" via the discord notes feature
Says the grinch
It'd be funny if in a different world Brimmy would have perfectly ascended with the Auric Soul of Flame, then again that's kinda overkill
i hate chrismtas not cheese
Cheese is jolly
wait, what
Theyâre literally Calamitas jolly
Silva perfect ascended with life
So itâs just a au where brim ascended with a god close to their domain
You need to spread holiday cheer
oh
Scal sponge theory would be even more catastrophic if she still absorbed brims power
Yharim would try to kill Calamitas then if he knew
I thought it was like
new lore shenanigan and actually brimmy was a god. Wtf
So Ilmeris might not even get incinerated if that were the case
Brim is the guilted one not the child
We are not guilty for using god essence to our gain with demonite and Crimtane
I'm gonna put you in a ricer, but yeah
So what if the essence is a bit more
Alive
I agree
new lore: glurp dungus the 3rd, emperor of the Zorpean dynasty has ascended with the auric soul of the Dragon of Gangnam Style
Vanillin why so violent recently
Opa gangnam style
Idfk any of those other then opa gangnam style
jokes aside i'm really bored were there any lore drops or interesting convos while i was sleeping
I dunno
This entire day has been a blank for me
I just remember no new sprites have been posted
I feel like there has despite being uncertain
I mean
I doubt they had milk in azafure at all so she's prolly lactose intolerant
What happened to the Azacows
Humans are stubborn enough
wha
hell are cows even a thing in calamity?
even if there werent any cows
what r you people talking about i literally looked away for a second
Humans/terrarians existed in azafure
stop that
other animals probably had milk
@pliant ruin
so there probably was milk in Azafure
Someone brought back the cal lactose intolerance subject
wait this has been talked about before?
Cows were the source of world souls
Now we talking about how likely it was azafure had milk for lactose tolerance to exist
You replied to the previous convo of it
Townsends save me
it couldn't have
I didn't read the rest of the convo past that point
The convo completely changed topic lmao
way too hot for water, much less milk
???
brimcows

âŠ
can you please kill This Message Specifically
Cheese
@fierce pagoda
Stop this
what
Cheese please
how the fuck are we supposed to respond to that
kmy comçptuer fucking crashed
comçptuer
shjr up
That's 2 words
Cheese please respond as a mod to this
stop talking about That
can you crash colgator's so they don't say that bs again
Idc
Nuh uh I didnât fuck up every word into a new word
Show me any times I have fucked up as bad as that
hey uh
y'all think rebecca would get mad if I pinged her to ask if cows are canon to calamity?
Im gonna ping her just cause
Horses and cats and dogs exist
And bunnyâs and squirrels
I imagine most irl life exist
If maybe in a more magical way but still
Yes, but they flew to space
?
If Cows did exist, then surely they could get imported to Azafure
Theyâre coming to Britain to get me
if they didnt already exist there
a cow could not survive hell
what would the cows eat
The same plants the people did
You could make cow enclosures
hay would catch fire
Proof?
in azafure
I mean
i know there's like kinda grass there but i don't think that's normal grass
i'll be fr
@spare pier did Azafure have domesticated livestock
i don't think a lore writer is gonna think abt such a specific question as "did cows exist in azafure"
Thank you popcorners
Like cows or goats
alot of ur questions come accross as way too specific, respectfully
not that ur not allowed ot ask them
but like
I think most people know what livestock is
i doubt a lore writer is gonna know the answer to most of them
Why are yâall afraid of pinging the lore writers? Theyâre online
They had azafure equivalents of domasticated farm animals
like the lava skipper bird critter thats getting added
eggs
Specifying the milk givers so we can determine calamitasâ likelihood of dying to milk
By this definition, emus are livestock
We steal their eggs sometimes
Emulators
Not much has been put into quotes chat recentlyâŠ
quotes chat?
I mean you don't necessarily need cows or goats for milk
@spare pier turns u into soup
Thats what im saying
eats
we have other sources of milk
There's other mammals you can get milk from so as long as azafure has one of those then yeah they couldve had cheese
and also
Idk how big emu eggs are but people eat ostrich eggs sometimes and I think they have more âeggâ in them than a dozen chicken eggs
Excuse me what
Lmao
Melons comment was the one that was taken out
Classic lore discussion

Not the actual one where that was mentioned
Hens
Lmao two writers
i'm gonna have an aunerysm
uhhh do you want the context?
I don't think Azafure had proper livestocks simply because the place was too harsh for most life
Lmao
because idk if I want to know it
I think they grew mostly off of vegetation
So it would have imported most meat and eggs and milk
Azafure is vegan, everyone
They vegans
King slime is gay cannon
Calamitas is vegan
Considering Silva Shenanigans
Azafurian herbivores
Lightning Hazard lmao
(I do think they would have limited livestock, probably hardier animals like goats)
Calamitas really doesnt strike me as vegan
Fantasy creature livestock,,,
Ah so milk is still possible
You two now have to box to see whoâs right
Tbh im on the opposite boat
she strikes me as someone who dgaf about what they eat
EXACTLY
i think she does strike me as vegan
they farm
I don't exactly like going "everything Azafure had was imported" but like
Water and livestock is the one thing I find really hard for them to get
We have trees in hell
issue with everything being imported
specifcially food
so maybe they had aza fruits
u guys need to make a big beefy azafurian herd animal once brimstone crags rework drops
itd be awesome
is that like how tf does the city form then
Big and beefy wouldn't make much sense
like especially since its the first city
Demons probably taste good
Make a ghost one due to it being brimstone elementaled
nooo
dEMONS are made of meat after all
making everything in azafure undead is the lamest thing ever
brimstone crag cnidron
yeah but they're sapient

IDGAF
Brimstone jared when
specially in a civilized culture such as azafure
I
Watch me munch on Harpies, Merfolk AND demons alike
I mean
I can't tell if I liked it more when chat was dead or not
-# flexing
cows are big and beefy
I think Azafure stuff ranges from "fucked up wild animal" to "undead bullshit"
Because like
That'd need to be ONE HELL OF A FUCKING ANIMAL to actually live there
Undead fucked up animal
Yeah i think we should tone down on the random brainrot
That's boring...
Not everything needs to be undead
Yoo they had the lava fish in Azafure
nice pun
Yeah the giant koi thingy
I do think the main thing is that, well
Yeah but fucked up animals can die
Yeah but that's not my point
Super Podoboo
My point is that making everything a undead is boring design
Mario reference
I think a large mammal creature in crags would be based
Azafure is Australia confirmed
Never said it should all be undead
like a armadillo
I do think that yes, Azafure had endemic and pretty hardy fauna and flora
guess you could say it leaves you dead inside?
It's peak worldbuilding material if anything
I'm gonna strike you down
I wonder which brimstone crags enemies will remain and which are going to be murdered in the crags rework
Agreed
They were all vegans prior to major trade routes with civilisations that had domesticated livestock. Azafure would often trade their unusually high quality grass and vegetation with these civilisations in exchange for meat, since their plants had extreme nutritional values, that made the livestock produce more product.
Azafure is like the forests from the nether got it
We have those strange cultist looking people, who are both at the brimstone crags AND in the dungeon!?!!? what is their deal!?
its so far away but still
Tho I do have to say that I think Azafure didn't necessarily have 0 livestock
Just very limited
This adds to the calamity is 2D Minecraft
Maybe azafurian livestock and their meat was like
really expensive
only rich people really had access to it
still wonder when wheat was discovered
It's already hard to find fauna in the Underworld. Domesticable fauna even harder. Domesticable AND exploitable fauna is a rarity
the others where either vegans or ate imported meats
Can Azafure type humans eat things that we normal people cant
Do remember that Azafure is a travesty
what fauna do we even have in the underworld poper
still wondering
The forests
lava slimes, lava bats, demons
one is a slime
one is sapient
so you basicallyhave
lava bats
Wait fauna is flesh
That's flora
are the horns and ash grey skin tone a calamitas thing or an azafurian thing?
Snail
like lava butterflies nad snails
Bats... Can Imps be considered fauna? What are the demonic entities in the Underworld?
It's a lush environment whereas the rest of the Underworld has at most Ash Forests
Imps are juvenile demons p sure
And demons themselves are a sapient race of tribal beings
Yes, but I mean
Ash forest trees have fruits, which hint at something eating those fruits and spreading their seeds
probably bats
Unless being changed then yes
Do demonic entities count as fauna.
You didn't even say flora
The demons aren't actual literal demons so i'd say yes
They're probably just primates
?
What would count as actual demons? Wof? Noxus? Signus?
Nah if at least ONE Azafurian didnt eat Demon I'm trippin
Mmm, mmm, mmm! Tasty, yummy, burning lava!
We do elaborate on Demons on Vanilla Bestiary
ok ty
I can say they are more akin to a tribal stage civilization than primates
Well i don't think there really is an actual definition for "demon" that fits the usual biblical look of demons
No i mean
Wrong reply
biologically
Like Humans eat monkeys and other primates
so what's to say not a single Azafurian tried to eat a lesser species
If u just remove the wings theyre basically monkeys
I think Demons don't fit any traditional taxonomic category
I assume they're much like Harpies. Demi-humans.
People will eat anything if desperate enough
Merfolk probably taste crazy good
I labeled all things that have some form of fuckery with god essence
And signus was said to be like distortion Satan that one time
Like, saying they're similar to primates in some way imply they are mammals
Ilmeris is just the All Blue.
what even is a demi-human anyways
Same
It's silly to categorize clearly magical creatures using taxonomy
They didnât evolve, they just showed up one day
monkey
What.
We see an 8 bit sprite of them
Older demons
the hell monkey theory .. . . .
birds
what was the first demon like animal
I can also see them evolving from bats actually yeah
Chihuahua
Demons being from the same evolution tree as bats
Bats cause they fucking suck
Only thing i could think of connecting Demons to
Human-like in some aspects but unrelated to human taxonomy
So would the several Ilmeran tribes count as demi-humans?
That still implies they are mammals which is fucking weird to me but oh well
Kinda
Are the harpies sapient enough to be outside the realm of pets
I wish i had a built in app or something that automatically capitalized my I's for me
Yes, they are
i always forget
They are on par with Demons
Make them mushrooms
Except less organized
Damn, no pet harpies.
I think Harpies are less advanced than Demons
Yeah, definitely
I imagine they are like
Demons can wield magic, if primitive magic, but still magic
Harpies throw feathers
Demons use magic
Harpies just go GRRR GRR and throw feathers at you
Corvids + in terms of intelligence
If demi-humans are animal to human, then what were harpies? Birds?
Ehhh I think they are definitely sapient
Grrr how dare you fucking exist grrrr
Throws a feather
Smarter than human children
Then we have the TRUFFLE who is a whole ass MUSHROOM walking around and fully sapient like us
Just not as organized or advanced as Demons
hii
hiii azzy
Would be funny if harpies came about because an ancient wizard was fucking around with transformation magic on birds
hey rebecca can I ask a lore question?
I still think it'd be really funny if none of the NPCs acknowledged the existence of Truffle as being rare or even odd.
Just.
Ok
They exist.
No.
The best way I can describe Harpies to me is
Humans without speech
They don't have a proper tongue
Harpies to me is a potential food source
Can you teach them to talk
Shoot
I'm taking away your teeth
Or are they biologically incapable
send a psychiatrist
No not again
Just said they don't have a proper tongue...
We already eat chickens and cows
Oh
A really fucking old idea was that the Gods, trying to snuff out draconic worship, turned the remaining sky population into Harpies
Ask a dog to talk, why don't you?
whats da difference
But uh
I thought reb meant tongue as in language
I don't think I need to explain why that didn't go forward
Yeah I meant a language
That would paint gods in a pretty negative light
Defining "Gods" so broadly is also Very Bad
Yep
So gods just genetically modified the humans in the skies
This makes me think
No actually I donât know why
and turned them into bird things
Sadly, Amidias does this with Auric...
At any point in the story, where gods as a whole supposed to be the bad guys
like while u guys were still writing
We already got kinda fucked by making Yharim go "the Gods did the whole Godking bullshit"
Because it has no precedent, creates more questions than answers, and is just a less interesting narrative choice
True.
But that one at least can be very easily justified as him just being Yharim
Fair enough
Eh, I disagree
Because yes, it is Yharim
He obviously sees the Gods like that
I feel like a lot of people miss the word before it, being "domineering".
can't lie, I forgot what I was gonna ask
Yharim and his supposed God council who threw him in lava
sorry
bro is lying
Yeah, I think we narrowly evaded actually fucking shit by having Yharim go "the Gods" there
there were no god council, he just fell into lava holding Yharon's egg cause he was an idiot
They secretly threw him in lava because he didn't pay his Azafure Walmart bills
I don't think so, no
Yeah
It has always been gray
There was no lava, Yharimâs body just did that

Some Gods suck, some Gods are nice
Interesting
"The more domineering of Gods wished for me to champion their cause, and rule their society from here." Just a refresher if some of you forgot what I am referring to. This is from "The Underworld".
This also makes mew onder
Mew
mew.
the more domineering of Gods
Mew
wonder who that could be
Mew
Where there any major differences beetween early drafts of the lore and the current interation that are worth talkinga bt
Mew
Nya
Mewing streak
mrrow
Cheese
Major, nah
Mrrp
Yeah I don't think there are any significant differences between the early drafts and right now
Some punctual scrapped versions that would've changed a lot, maybe
Of course there were some other courses considered before
Like Providence destroying the Crags
Like
Cei when writing the very initial story wondered what it'd be like to make Yharim be just
A complete fucking monster
Almost guaranteed someone back in the draconic era was like
âSTRIKE ME DOWN VETRASYL, YOU DONâT HAVE THE BALLSâ
During a thunderstorm
Plantera also didn't have the soul aspect for a while, I came up with it when we were writing the lore item
How come most of Planteras souls end up in the dungeon
Can I ask the inspiration for this
There is a reason
I know the first time I was writing some Otonilou stuff I also considered making so her death came from a betrayal within Ilmeris, but I ditched that idea because it made her seem pitifully weak
The Soul Mechs and Plantera affecting the Dungeon
Oh ok
And it betrays her story imo
Fause
HORDY JONES WAS GOING TO BE IN CALAMITY

Hody jones was so mid
DO DRUGS
GET STRONG
FIGHT RUBBERMAN
at everyone is crazy
Throw stuff, and hope it hits your opponent. Also, pick up the largest boat in the world.
Other than that basically all of the ideas I came up with for Cal have remained mostly the same
Not wanting to brag but I am quite good at coming up with plot beats 
Who wrote for Draedon
Everyone
Fair enough
Who wrote crabulon lore
me
Didnât vanilla terraria stated that heâs the father of all glowing mushrooms too
I don't think Chrysadia's story had any major turns besides that really old Harpy curse idea
It was practically free to worldbuild for because it's really intuitive
There is an aspect of its history that intersects with the story of an important Cal character, and that might get a few changes, but the general strokes will remain the same
Now that would be something
In terms of Draedon's character, Cei was the one who wrote his origins but that's like
The only thing about Draedon that changed so
Ilmeris is a lot less intuitive to worldbuild for imo, and Azafure is intuitive but it's complex due to the scale and age of the city
Itâs banditâs time to shine finally
So why did Ilmeris decide to become a monarchy
It's a long story
Didnât Tyrian and Otonilou decide that
Will we get to know in SSO part 1?
Yeah
actually can I ask a question about them?
Hell yeah
Sure
Wait yes to me or to colgator
Colgator
Ok
Tyrian and Otonilou didn't decide anything on their own about Ilmeris, I can tell you that much
I like to think it was more like Otonilou and Tyrian deciding "You. You. You are becoming our spokesperson." And then it evolved into a monarchy, because the Gods would just keep entrusting the spokesperson role to the child of the current spokesperson.
did the sea prisms get their unlimited charge from Otonilou before or after their death?
Actual divine mandate
The mandate of heaven the sea
Squids. Crabs. Seadragons. Jellyfish. Long ago, the four nations lived together in conflict. Then, everything changed when the Gods arrived.
Hey, just because Poseidon controlled the sea, doesn't mean he didn't have a spot on Olympus.
And the gods said, âStop fighting each other. Become one nation.â And it was so.
There may or may not have been some violence required
this a reference?
No.
oop
lol
I replied to the wrong thing
Ok what about this REACH of a theory, so Onotilou's essence was spread across SS and it caused infinite energy from sea crystals right? Then imagine if Tyrian was also killed, and his essence spread across the SS, and that is why SS generates INFINITE WATER.
It does?
is this a reference?
I though void stone did that
Avatar
AtLA
oh
i think its the walls that generate the water
never watched that
Yes.
it's the unsafe sand walls
Hello Jerma
Sorry, that is not allowed in this channel.
Jerma donât look at me like that
Jerm
what isn't?
Only Avatar: The Last Airbender fans are allowed to talk here.
Jerma is so handsome
What does that mean
It's on Netflix
oh like a website lmao
An infinite source of freshwater would be insanely good
just pirate
Wait
My next sentence will have no correlation with any of my prior sentences, nor does the sentence I'm replying to have anything to do with the next statement.
Would you like to sail the seven seas?
no
If that was true wouldnât the sunken sea have un-incinerated itself by now
I can't afford netflix
Referring to this btw
Why not?
Dang
It could also just be that for gameplay purposes, the walls generates water
Netflix is like $13 a month
thats why i think the theory is a reach
don't wanna get scurvy
For basic package
thats a lot
Orange
Or orange
too much for someone who can't afford food half the time
Alright
can't afford one
Fair
Ahh, but these seven seas are different from the usual ones you know of. There are no disease, or battles or death, but all the treasure to be found.
My apologies
Just pirate the food too
It was a euphemism for malware
That's just stealing
Do you...
Ok but its a lot less cool when you say it like that
not have an adblocker?
Steals food ends up in jail and then gets free food
no
Adblocker is free
Come to scandinavia, commit a crime and profit
Slime nutritional information
with my keyboard and mouse
Water
Don't Scandinavian prisons look like houses
Like they just rehab you inside of keeping you in a cell
whats happening
yeah they focus on reintegrating you into society
I suggest getting an adblocker. No need to worry about getting malware if the things giving you it can't be found.
instead of punishing you
Who are the cultist looking guys in the crags and dungeon
and what is their business
I'm bored 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Renegade Warlock
They're like, warlocks according to the bestiary supposedly
The Teeth Gnashers
these guys
Put your oc in Meow Mix
Basically angry guys that create despair stones and worship the dead ig?
something like that
forgor the specifics
I'll see where the story is at right now, but I'm not sure if I can put it in currently. And I don't want to make an akward fade to new scene.
Like did they wander all the way from the crags into the dungeon?
Calamitas has a flashback to when Yharim recruits her to be a fish monger
Man, I'm working on those spoiler flavor texts and it's so fun
like, item tooltips?
...What?
we appreciate yall cooking đ„č
I'm sharing two spoilers on Christmas
You know what I said
I don't, actually.
And to accompany them, I'll post one text for each, involving Calamity characters but outside Calamity lore
Crazy how hyped up Christmas is, only for it to pass away after a day
Basically, Yharim recruits Calamitas as a child laborer for fish mongering
Thatâs why advent is like 30 days
No.
No pay, just sorting fish imported from Ilmeris
Consider that temporary happiness, make sure it counts when you're experiencing it
Sadge
The voices are getting jolly
Lowkey, Lately when I step outside in the freezing winter, when the cold winter breeze hits my face and my nose gets a little red, and my eyes feel the cold, I get a bit happy for some reason
I've started to enjoy freezing
@dusk laurel Why are you now a different chemical?
Becoming more jolly
You think consisting of fructose and glucose is "more jolly"?
Yep
Bah, Humbug!
Ebeneezer Scrooge methinks
Something more plausible, perhaps?
I love Winter!
What animal do you guys think Draedon says is the most efficient
Bacteriophages
actually i dont think they count as animals
nope they are virus
Maybe Crabs
since things evolve into crabs all the time apparently
objectively speaking none
there isn't a single most efficient animal
humans are dominant, not most efficient
there's a difference
Permafrost creates the tundra
Maybe the animal who was survived for the longest
Humans are definitely not the most efficient animal.
I was about to say Cyanobacteria
in terms of which survived for the longest
Too ambitious.
But thatâs not an animal
Im thinking efficent in the sense that Humans really know how to make energy
and dominate the planet
Yharim sparring match with Yharon
He would probably say whatever species is the most coordinate with itself.
But gets interrupted by Calamitas wanting to go to the amusement park
Eusocial insects are funny
He would say some shit like, "Life itself is inefficent, blah blah im so smart look at my exo mechs ladidadida"
stupid robot
I don't think he would tbh
He dosen't devalue organic life like every generic evil robot evil
in fact he seems to actively want to research it
"Define efficiency" is what he would answer you
and even acnowledged its superiority in certain aspects when making PBG
Ye this sounds about right
I agree.
"I aimed to create a weapon which could control, subdue, or eliminate any organic entity, given enough time. I was well aware of the tenacity and adaptability of life, and quickly realized such a weapon would itself need to be alive to overpower and dominate any known organism.
It was through my observation of the growth of such powerful beings, however, that I had an epiphany: there was no need for my machinery to surpass organic life. Not when that very same life could be improved upon and then harnessed as a tool or weapon."
I ask you. Does this read of a man who thinks of nature as valueless?
Nough
I know this is meant to be "no", but I can only think of it as 'nough. (Contract form of "enough")
I remember the joy i felt druring the Fortnite Winterfest 2018 period, and looking at the presents while the amazing christmas music was playing in the background. Holy hell i haven't felt like that in a long time.
Hope Calamity does something chrismtasy
I can't wait for the curse to occur.
Does he know?
It only adds christmas hats to every npc
Every instance of "calamity" is replaced with "christmas".
Yes, continue
There is nothing to continue, that is all the update does.
Christmas Mod.
Arent technically Humans, and everyother life on earth for that matter, the longest living species/ living thing, since we all evolved from the same clump of cells all those millions of years ago
I need to know what hydrothermal vent-reliant prokaryote started it all
personally i think life came from space
yeah ig
You aren't technically wrong, atleast for Earth.
What if life is like, some components just mixed together at the perfect time at the perfect place in the perfect configuration, and then boom, the first cell
That's another theory but it has some holes
because in order for there to be the chemicals to create life
there needs to be life to begin with
bcuz said chemicals are produced by living beings
or smth like tghat
so its a paradox
which is why i believe life on earth originated from space
But then how would it arise from space
meteors containing chemicals n shizz
well then how did the sae life come to be
ÂŻ_(ă)_/ÂŻ
why cant earth contain the same chemicals
if scientists don't know then i wo'nt
It just didn't.
maybe a coincidnce from god
It needed more stuff from space to create the hydrothermal vents.
The space rocks also had lots of ice, which is where we got the water we have.
Life came from the Universe
we ARE the universe
at least a small small small part of it
What
You are technically the centre of the observable universe.
Yeah
wow, that's lovely
In a way, we also are eachother
parts of each other, scattered across different configurations that we call humans
I'm so jolly right now you couldn't believe
I'm in a wonderful mood
im eating nuggie,s
Goated
Based
Dinosaur Nuggies?
Damn.
Alright, everyone
I cooked a preview of those flavor texts really quick
This was supposed to be the greatest one, but I'm in a hurry, so...
Home to my kin and indifferent to time's claws.
Does it seem unfamiliar?
It towers, adrift, over lands woefully marred.
Lands left shaded in the wake of my twilight.
We thought ourselves eternal and enlightened.
Yet, in the end, we were blind and ephemeral.
Aloof to the great power we once claimed.
Who was I in this great tale, but a defeated guardian?
A doomed king making a final stand.
A wrath so intense it spared those guiltless.
A resolve so adamant not the Moon could crush.
I am sacrifice.
My life is forfeit so my memory may endure.```
Being young means eating dino nuggies.
Being a teen means not eating dino nuggies.
Being an adult means you either have to eat dino nuggies without shame, or cry in sadness every day.
Eat dino nuggies.
I'm sold
Guardian makes me think of Xeroc, and the moon comment
Why would Yharim say "My kin".
Because if that is Yharim, then I am a chicken
ist it Yharon
In the Aerie.
Yharon isn't it



