#lore-discussion
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Like this is bad power scaling
if eow is island level then the terrarian preboss is also island level
Killing king slime makes you a local hero/legend…
No you're just fundamentally not understanding what is even happening in the story
Any boss makes you a hero lol
And yeah, I may point you out
In ages past, heroes made names for themselves facing such monsters.
Eye of Cthulhu's Lore Item
the average joe is a dude with no life crystals and like platinum armor at most
Exactly, that’s why they’re a boss
They’re giant beasts thats are very hard to deal with even for a well established city
Ok so if slaying a Boss makes you a hero
That means you're not the "average joe"
Yeah but like still omg lol
the average joe is like
The average Joe is a town npc
What are you even talking about by now?
the guide
They die to two zombies and a eye
With in game stats making them tankier then they should be
the guide gets soloed by a blue slime
I’m making tea while we talk btw I’m such an addict
Ngl I’m just making assumptions I don’t actually know lol
and thats the issue
But saying king slime can’t destroy a house is insane
hey everyone
That I know for sure
hows it going
They can
Powerscaling talk
Yeah so please don't go around saying we have "bad powerscaling" because you thought Eater of Worlds could destroy a whole ass island under a relatively small timeframe
Easily the most controversial thing ever
This is your biggest misconception with all of this, powerscaling is not defined by "the character can do this"
??
Yeah, I can destroy a house if I eat the walls for 5 years
Doesn't mean I'm "House level"
if eow is island level then the terrarian is continental as soon as they get gold armor
No I mean like in 2 seconds
rebecca you're forgetting that powerscaling is automatically bad if every character can't instantly vaporize a planet smh
No
King slime can just plop down on a. House and it’s fucking gone
Eater of Worlds can't do that
Eater of world is clearly too fragile because it’s made of rotten chunk
or whatever armor it is that gives you dumb mining speed boosts
There have been other times where people call calamity shit for not having cringeversal as the first boss so I think people are just a tad tired of powerscaling and calling calamity shit in the same sentence
I give up, this defies logic now
King Slime being capable of doing that depends on the guy being heavy or not
Which I think is arguable
King slime literally can’t do that in game
I give up
I personally prefer to imagine Slimes are stupidly light because it's funny to imagine KS just standing on top of a house 
To be fair, no bosses can
if i put an earthworm in 1 cubic foot of dirt and enchant it so it no longer produces waste the earthworm is going to take a long time to get rid of all that dirt
calamity powerscaling bad goku solos cry kid cope seethe
Yall like damn religious people I swear omg
?
scale that up a fuckload and you have eow vs an island
"Oh no, this giant slime is about to destroy our ho- wait no it's actually not doing anything damn"
“No my way is right, ur a heresy”
I'm literally the fucking writer

“Well actually in this passage it says Calamitas can blimp an island, sooo”
reb is a lore writer..
Give it a particularly steep roof and you'll just split the guy in half
I talked to a lore writer before
reb literally makes official lore
Obviously we will know all the parts for a argument
Lore chats entire thing is knowing all the lore
Cia I think, someone
I talk tuah lore writer before
id say she has the authority for this
Cei?
that would be cei yes
This will be x character VS y character YouTube shorts in 2023
But it’s clearly a problem if the lore writers have to rewrite their own lore just to make it more confusing and vague
and cei doesnt like powerscaling
What are you talking about?
??? they arent
Cei
Stipulate Venus
Rebecca
They’re the writers
bad powerscaling is when the verse doesn't scale beyond outerversal
based cei....
Whar?
I said "Eater of Worlds can't destroy an island"
Where is it said in the game it can do that?
Bad power scaling is showing someone blip an island and calling them below house level lol
if you mean the entire rewrite that's because old lore sucked
putting my shitposting aside I'm not sure what chara is upset about guys seriously what is going on here
who blipped an island
But Calamitas didn't "blip" an island
Example*
I fucking told you she spent several weeks doing the deed
calamitas boiled a sea over a period of several weeks
It was like a imaginary example
Ok but your example doesn't apply to anything
I’m not upset lol
I’m just
okay then give us the actual example that gave rise to your opinion
If it does, point it out
do i need to intervene here or can you people be chill
i think we were already chill
idk i just got here
Deus is high town level everything below deus can’t be city level
Definitely but the new lore is like just the old lore but weaker and more vague about what they can actually do vs how the game shows
then consider me a watcher
Definitely not
you are always observed.
mfs be like "don't make me come over there"
Lol
New lore has more explained shit
brother i'm already here
if you take the most basic elements of it yeah
i'm just wondering whether i need to tell anyone to calm down or if i can go get my shit kicked in by abom for a little while without this channel exploding
Bro I realy don’t care, I go to the game, I read the king slime lore, if it tells me. King slime could destroy a house. And the lore writer tells me “well actually” I don’t fucking care
Bro if you're going by what the game shows then every Boss does fucking nothing because none of them can even destroy a single damn block
Anyways lore talk is making my head hurt
What’s a cooler lore thing we can talk about
except skeletron prime
stop blowing up my arena pleaase
Fun lore drops
okay?
Ash
i guess that counts as dark-skinned?
She is a different race, her skin is grey and has horns
Might count but idk
what in the fuck
she is purple
she's grey
Is she light grey or dark grey…
calamitas is an azafurian, she has grey skin
ashen
pink
she is purple
pinklamitas
Obviously, that's why it was rewritten
pinkish purple
She is being turned grey when not in fight since that’s for when she is illuminated by her magic
So yes she is grey
Why is her skin cracked…
wrong the spriter just made her pink mistakenly that isn't canon
Probably some scar
yea i'd guess she just has scars
YOU CRUSTYYYUYYY
Probably not invented
EWWWW
Azafure got destroyed by someone before they start making those
Keep in mind it’s the 1800s
no shes pinkish purple
Wait actually
in-universe yes
Lore writers confirm this
the only place making lotion was ilmeris and it got calamitas'd
it is
@eager bluff
Is this taking place in the 1800s
Check the changelogs,,,
Draedon has confirmed it ingame
Wait a minute
i think the year is around 1860 something?
Wait a second
1880-1890 ish
The culture wouldn’t be the same…
I think
Exo lotion: if you don't have any skin left, it can't get dry!
Since the terraria earth
no
Very obviously isn’t our earth
yes
So yeah 1800s is irrelevant
yea terraria's timescale goes very differently to earth
Absolutely miraculous
it's not like, 1860 earth timeline
The Callander is based on when azafure was founded not Jesus or something
its been around 1800 years since azafure was founded
thats generally what everything uses
and also tech levels are all outta whack because of draedon
it's 1860 based on the azafure calandar
I'm gonna go now I'll come back when the topic is cooler
what the fuck
What the fuuuuuuu-
i wanna try that
Forbidden technique! Epileptic shock!
Those are some infernum-ass efects
yes that is literally infernum
Very loreful
PF-
Draedon pushed half of the tech like 6 centuries in the future while leaving the other half unchanged so there’s a big tech gap and not very one has access to said tech
So tech is kinda wack
yeah
why does bro have murasama already
Hax vrooooo
This cheater
Ban this gif
Disgraceful
Maybe overhaul?
“Jetstream Sam” user
okay
This bish
.
a flatscreen could be in a medieval castle and it would logically make sense with how draedon fucked everything up
One second there’s pre Industrial Revolution goblins next second sci fi teleporters and soul machine terrorists
Just outside, you see someone riding an exo tank right behind a horse drawn wagon
1800s as in the technology
like we have cell phones at the same time we're still using torches for lighting
The tech of 1700s was starting to be Industrial Revolution
I think that's especially irrelevant, between Draedon and the existence of magic
Yeah draedon fucked up the tech lol
The tens of recon bodies:
What 500+ years being alone in a lab does to a steel creature
True
The 50000000000000 amount of robots and bodies and servers doing calculations and tests faster then a super computer alone:
Like people in Azafure weren't just waltzing around with tech Draedon had before he emerged from his cave
Okay I get it
and also there's magic so stuff we have today could potentially have been recreated much earlier
But yeah, either way, magic just being a natural part of the world complicates things
Shellohone
Shit yourself
Nope
You are not jolly shut up
Become jolly first
Stop bullying
ok
You aren’t jolly, shush
You will not silence me
Eat sand
:(
i'm currently mind controlling you all rn
eco friendly exo straws
ooo you will go back to lore talk oooooo
Oh you reverted pfp and name
Anyways, potential canon lore
well, you don't have to, they're just easy to make and more convenient than the electric lighting in the game
Genshrek Impact
Alright, so this is a pretty small thing, buuuuut-
We already know Calamitas is ace, probably aro, and that makes enough sense considering everything about her, but what about Yharim?
Okay but back to my original point, just because Draedon and magic existed does not invalidate the comparison
Calamitas is aro ace
how long until leon says "no more mister nice guy"
yharim is aroace if it isnt killing gods he doesnt care about it
Draedon didn't really share his technology much outside of the Crusade
as for yharim i imagine he's also aroace, but in the "dude i literally could not give less of a shit i have gods i need to shove in a woodchipper" way
Okay yeah, I knew she was asexual because people have pointed that out responding to thirst art of her, just not much else
Yharim I don’t think cares
We won’t know cause he won’t ever acknowledge or care for sexual or romantic interaction he just wants gods dead
yharim is addicted to the grind
too razor focused on the crusade to ever think about his own personal life
Doesn’t matter if he likes men, women or everyone he just won’t give a fuck
also he did have a partner or smth iirc I think someone said that
we're not quite there yet
i dont remember that
That’s a uh
Leak from bitchlamity…
Old as fuck one though
gonna post this pic because uhh I forgro
Like over a year
i still haven't needed to bust out the sacred White Guy Words Of Power™️
wtf you havent had to fight someone while open carrying in a cracker barrel parking lot
Honestly, I can almost imagine that being continued with
"...but it does help. throws a gauss nuke at you"
no because i do not live somewhere where you could find a cracker barrel
nor have i been anywhere i may in theory have found a cracker barrel more than once
(assuming NYC has cracker barrels at all, that is
I keep on mistaking your pfp for some form of papyrus
confirmation that Draedon does use magic
or magitech at least
you're green now
thats my special attack
if there was ever any doubt
Exo tech literally is a magitech
yes
nah just a cenobite moon cultist fucked up snake centipede human hybrid gardener dude
practically the same thing, really
I kinda find the concept of magitech boring ngl... it feels kinda cheap generally when its used in worldbuilding as just a catch-all for tech that makes no sense
Y'know, I was about to say something, but I feel like what I'd base my opinions on with it happened recently enough for it to be spoilery
The pain...
either say what you wanna say or don't talk about it imo, teasing lore to people who can't see it doesn't really add anything to the conversation
Ehh, good point, I just have trouble having thoughts and then just discarding them
this isn't meant to be offensive or like irritated
I just think its kinda a strange thing to do
tbh it sounds more like you dislike lazy worldbuilding and you have found magitech to be a repeat offender of such
yea i think the vibes are kinda off when you have a bunch of people going "there's something i could say here....... but it's sea crit.............."
yeah I do
fair enough
if it's supposed to be not publicly revealed don't mention it in public
Terror
Wait what we on about
either that or fully commit to leaking and just say it like a true patriot of calamity mod discord
maybe don't do that last one
idk like something like.. idk like something
Wawawewar
miniphor
miniphot
You will be boiled
Whar you on about
Well it's not like an enclosed secret or anything, I was just going to ask if Draedon would get along with Victor from Arcane (I just watched through it recently, and the magic tech thing made me think of it), which wouldn't be a huge deal in general because the first season came out like...a few years ago
But then I moreso wasn't sure if I should ask, since answers would depend a lot on the much more recent second season, and who has and hasn't seen it
leon is a police officer now so he has to promote lame rhetoric like "don't leak things" and "be nice to each other"
:( cringer
oh i thought you were talking about arcane spoilers
i thought you meant leaking cal lore

how long ago did the new season drop again
It ended on November 23rd, so a little less than two weeks ago
not promote
enforce

can probably just put it in spoiler tags
Actually yeah, that's fair
How do you do that again?
||This||
Alright, cool!
im the gnagster now
pends on the day..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
it's most consistently city level or smth but island maybe works, idk cant rember tnow
I would not like a word, Vanillin is wrong
was her blowing up Azafure even hax
it's either script-long yap or nothing

isn't that just
blowing up a city with copious amounts of brimstone flames
it's not?
time manipulation, poison manipulation whatever; one of Calamitas' hax is being able to burn the mind/soul with her flames
Calamitas destroying a city is destructive capacity stuff
in the sense of, just blowing up a city with a lot of fire
yea

what even is hax
that's what i mean
Uhhh.... being able to bypass stuff or whatever.
Just ignoring physics, I think.
usually, it's about abilities that don't directly correlate to your attack potency in any way; say you have a specific ability that allows you to blow up someone's brain by staring at them, that kinda classifies as hax, but not attack potency since you aren't doing it physically or through some conventional attack like a fireball
sure she can burn your soul but that doesn't really help when your goal is to destroy a large physical structure
yes
rn im kinda whatever souh
that's because writers are irl so they're beyond fiction
yes
p
True
there are cases of death of the author, which happen through multitude of inconsistencies
but under normal conditions yes
historic quote
one piece power scaling, I mean
hey wait does that mean the cyborg is frankie
I think that was his name
if the writer intends for moonlord to be stronger than astrum deus, the game lines up, the lore lines up, and the writers do intend that; that's just that
one piece powerscaling terrifies me
until the time skip, it's pretty non-linear due to how devil fruits work
and then haki came to be and became a contest of "who's haki is stronger"
One hand, Reb saying that one of the strongest characters ever is City Level; on the other hand, people say that the verse is not beyond Island Level; on the other hand, consistent Continent to Multi-Continent Level scaling; on another hand, Moon Level to Small Planet Level, maybe even Planet Level too; then there's the people who view Star Level to be the consistent peak of it. Then that one terrifying cavern creature who said that One Piece is Boundless based on a Roblox game's content. Then for inverse scaling, you have agendas which are just blatantly based on personal bias in almost all cases last I seen.
I see all of this while not even being in the actual community, I cannot imagine how being in the community would be.
Most of what I know about one piece comes from people joking about it and also death battle cast
ouch. I would trust reb more than any of those madmen
roblox
Yep
Blox Fruits or smth
I genuinely can not tell what half of this means
anyway, personally I'd put One Piece at island level since Luffy punched Kaido through Onigashima
anyways
something I just realized
if things were so hot to the point of it being uninhabitable on the surface
how were there oceans?
sounds similar to the uh
hold on
Permian-Triassic extinction, aka Great Dying
where volcanic activity made the oceans halfway to boiling and also acidic
tbh doesn't matter since Great Maccao solos
yea that also caused like gigantic acid storms that make even Typhoon Tip look average
the heat would've sped up the formation of clouds by a LOT
they probably were burning too cause that extinction event was like the most over-the-top one ever
to be fair, trees can grow in the underworld
the temperatures would've been too much for trees and grass on land and algae in the water
enough to support an entire planet?
and enough to get through all of the stone between it and the surface?
i meant plants could just be much more resilient than in our world
also dummy I'm literally not the official role, I just do my own stuff and the only reason I can remotely be considered official is because I'm the only one scaling here
just because sapient life couldn't handle the surface doesnt necessarily mean that plants and other autotrophs couldn't
idea
nah but like I'm reading through this convo and I'm seeing abhorrid amounts of empty arguments
the melting point of stone and thus temperature of magma is actually like 200C in terraria
I’m making a Bible rn whatcha want-oh uh cool ig
very hot but not so much that it kills everything
"her healthbar" is not scaling, nor is the adjective "eldritch"; like lmao
I sure love accidentally making lava in my oven
back to the Bible gang
People throw around eldritch but it never means anything
eldritch means magical and impossible to understand right?
it's just a buzzword for "ooo spookyyyy"
see, here's the problem with that statement: I have never once seen someone who thinks they know better than the writers actually do better than said writers at making a logically sound assessment
Anything remotely dark or scary or weird is immediately labeled eldritch
slime god is not "eldritch" at all
also like "Destroyer could destroy a city" yea it could, it wouldn't like instantly erase it but it could
and you know what scales to city level
something that instantly erases a city
a "god" in calamity is like a human with a monster soul in undertale
it's almost the same thing
and even for nukes, the average is a bit lower than baseline city level (6 to 100 megatons), around large town level (100 kilotons to 1 megaton/1000 kilotons)
since the average nuke is roughly 300 kilotons, the first nukes were around the 15 to 25 kilotons (town level), the strongest nuke was 58 megatons (city level+), and had an original yield of 102 megatons (barely mountain level), but that was never used both due to extreme impracticality even in creating it (the final one is already impractical) and presumably fears surrounding the mushroom cloud being too tall and causing actual damage to the atmosphere
how angry do y'all think draedon would be if I killed the exo mechs with a wooden bow?
not very
and despite being only higher end of city level, this thing kicks ass
he would be more into studying how the fuck you managed it
C b e w l t f l
Draedon is likely not capable of true anger
only annoyance and surprise
ok but this statement of yours go hard
no matter what happens, draedon is going to gain something from you fighting exos
at best they do just as badly as said bad writers
nothing stopping it
maybe yes, maybe not, idk
Is everyone making fun of me-
draedon is a proven expert at bottom surgery
I sorry :<
You have slime god as a trans
I shouldn’t be such a bish
I don't really dislike you, but I think it is very... arrogant of you to think you know better than the people that spend tons of time researching every canon piece of lore
I accept your apology
Yeah I was arrogant ik… that’s why I said sorry
Ty :>
what
u heard them
bottom surgery as in
i said what i said
.
surgery for bottoms or surgery for bottom areas
so if I blow up his entire lab he won't be mad?
he has like 7000
What’s with this channel and sexualizing 2d pixels… omg…
im saying yharim is transmasc
Wha-

How-what-when!! I didn’t read about this-
What if I cannon to your head
Someone said something about slime god being a submissive femboy
I mean
canonically they were a femboy
ok well i think i know who that is and im not surprised
idk about the submissive part
no one here should talk ever again tbh
Wh
convo cancelled! brick attack 















she is made of GOOP 😭
idfk either
go back to lore
we were
Lore
lor
im pretty sure anybody can be trans in calamity considering the gender potion is a thing
just eat it
eat?
Oh shit that’s true…
I love eating glass containers
I eat water
yummy
so real for this
there is no bottle left behind, you eat it
Female Yharim boss needs to be a thing when it releases
i drink sand
absolutely true
Very true
You should be able to inflict potion effects on bosses
hope they invent one soon that doesn't taste like blood
Like gender change, lol
:3
I do
THROW THE RAGE POTION AT THE BOSS
WHY
do not.
Can i throw stinky potion on calamitas pls
that would be rude i think
there is none left behind
it's not so much anger, it's a different thing that isn't anger. He'd still try to kill you, but in the way you might try to kill a rat eating your shoes without being mad at it
what in gods name did I just walk in on
you have no idea what people will do if that happens
throw things at people irl 🙏
I'd still be mad at the rat
hit people with hammers

I wouldn't kill it
I have no idea i just got here
I will not heed what you say, I don’t care about ur message to ur master. I wanna see it.
i do that fr fr
for some reason the campus police are after me
I'd throw it out a window though
Off brand yharon theme
ok, maybe not you, but you can probably see what I mean about how someone would feel
he will be baked soon alhamdulilah 🙏
I love that image
Amazing
🙏 _ _
i would rather not see yharim big naturals
I think if you killed the exo mechs with a wooden bow Draedon would just be confused and mildly annoyed
Also can we like chill out with. whatever is going on here i can't tell anymore
nah i think he'd be mostly impressed
what the fuck.
it's pure chaos.
new convo time
what the fuck
Good point actually
@ everyone ur a norp
dude would probably say some shit like "Truly fascinating. Your tenacity eludes me."
Hey.
I think he'd still be confused, though
;
Everyone.
Like, impressed, but confused
SoK
Talk about Deus' origins.
@indigo glade
NOW.
I have no idea how we'd stop it
no yeah but i don't think he'd be annoyed
Egg -> small deus -> big deus
we simply ignore it and move on
draedon would find it very upsetting if someone nohit his magnum opus with a copper shortsword
user on discord
Wrong.
why
transgener
correct
that's just another opportunity for improvement
p
oh boy oh boy oh boy i sure do wonder
"I'm... I should be mad, but i'm just impressed. How did you even do that? Just like, how?"
Why
she trans on my gen til i er
no it means the armor on them is subpar
You know I bungled the word and I was gonna fix it but that just is a state of mind for me rn so
celeste like the girl from celeste
Yeah Play celeste, get a Bridgett pfp thats how you start
the rabbit hole
celest climbs an unnamed nebulous mountain
I need to play celeste some day
something something FNV i think
frankly bridget looking like its the wrong spelling is not a tenable affair
I have already played fallout new vegas
I almost speleld it at Birdget
brisket...
who is bridget
I'm not having a good week
like she is not bridget. she is brisket biscuit basket bucket
budget.....
play monster hunter dos immediately to join the transgener mafia
help
guilty gear character
town
No thats Silent Hill
what the flippity flop is is guilty gear
is this some kind of metal gear...
sbow
Fighting game
it's a fruity ass fighting game
what
ass fighting game implies you fight butts
fruit ninja
well there's atleast one canonically nonbinary and atleast one canonically transgender character
that sounds pretty fruity to me
what is a transgender
it's the WOKE camorra's main base of operation
The bridgett in question
Trans rights
I misread that as the transgender not a transgender my bad
Trans wrongs also
🤯
I'm going to commit trans wrongs (grand larceny
Yukko?
Sorry, I'm a trans lefty
I love how lore discussion is just talking about violence and trans rights
Truly we've peaked
that's what the WOKE and POLITICALLY CORRECT CORPOS WANT!!! The government is EVIL and WOKE!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAHH
i'll allow it
important calamity lore
whar...
Same lol
the two terms are practically adjacent
nvm you don't know them
and xeroc too right
Oh wow that emote is having a time
Xeroc is he/they if i remember correctly
why is the emote freaking out
Xeroc is it/they I think
oh?
xeroc is he they
xeroc is like he/they i thikn, idk why they became he too since originally they were they/them idk
XEROC IS AN IT???
that one i didn't know
I mean
non binary people are cool
yea that too
Doesn't yharim refer to xeroc with he and his?
atp i think xeroc's pronouns depend on the day
I vaguely recall Xeroc using it/its pronouns but I do not remember
i knew that fucker was problematic
Xeroc's any pronouns kinda bitch at this point
that's because yharim's a homophobe
I think it's just a people refererring to xeroc as he because that was what people got used to thing but idk
He did send a gay couple to the evil alien realm
I always refer to xeroc as he by accident and I used to correct it to they until one of the writers told me that he is he/they
Dosen't seem very ally-esque of him
that is true he did
yharim is probably homophobic and also gay
awesome gay couple (image of statis and braelor) intimidating and menacing devourer of gods
and quite possibly transmasc
tbf that was DoG
what if its a "All humans are equal......ly beneath me" mentality he has
Yharim is like trump, homophobic but he loves biden
That dosen't seem very in character
no it's just gods
i may be sleep deprived
Racist against gods 😭
I april
lore and sleep deprivation dont mix
Deuphobic
would it be considered racism though, do gods count as a race
yes
i read that as dea for a second and was like why does yharim hate the drug enforcement unit
or wait
no its an agency
I send people I don't like to the athreic and versalous void behind the stars
sleep deprivation hitting me like bricks rogue has
the universe is flat
no it aint
the gods created polterghast as anti yharim propaganda
ilmeris was an inside job
wake up america
what the fuck is an america i dont think that exists in terraria land
very flat
Yharim's real name is Yharight because he's Right. Thanks for listening
Calamitas didn't do anything, the entire Ilmeran Sea just did that
he's yharim right, cause yhar he's right
Yharim's real name is George Washington. Thank you for being here at my TED talk
yhar is yarr the puffle from club penguin
calamitas was bought out by the GIA (god intelligence agency) to make yharim look bad
"Calamitas boiled the ocean!!" nuh uh. global warming
"Yharim used flamethrowers which are war crimes!!"
nuh uh.
that was just a forest fire. global warming
yharim didn't kill the gods, they just did that themselves to make yharim look bad
The Hallow isn't real, it's just a bunch of paint and paid actors
technically
it does
the flamethrowers were a hologram
because the drunk princess has the old fashioned
Silva died because it got too hot
which is made from bourbon
yharim 2028
Global warming
and bourbon can only be made in america
Silva went into the Abyss herself
no she's WOKE and EVIL, and Yharim didn't even kill her
It was cooler down there
he just slapped her
Due to global warming
Exactly she went into the abyss because it was colder
my calamity conspiracy is that yharim hates fashion and thats why he killed my terrarians village (he didnt like the clothing rose was selling)
Silva is a government psyop, she doesn't exist
Global warming is the true villain of calamity
imagine someone had a genie wish and one of them was just "increase all temperature by 1 degree to fuck up all scientifical operations"
imagine using your genie wish to shift the entire universe one foot to the left
Xeroc is a sigma for absorbing the dying dragon's soul and gain more power, that's the sigma grindset and he's peak; this is what you look like if you disagree with me
I am going to use my genie wish to drop the global temperature by 5 degrees only during the summer
dawg how does that work bro
it just would
what would be the top 3 genie wishes actually
Why so serious
make it not happen all at once for maximum effect
permanent world peace emphasis on permanent because we all know genies like playing with phrasing and it could be 5 seconds of world peace
end world hunger?
what other one
half-life 3
using my genie wish to force a magnitude 13 earthquake to happen in either California or England,
reminder to never wish for immortality you will regret that for the rest of eternity quite literally
Based
you dont wanna end up like porky minch
So peak
End world hunger? Now nobody feels hungry but they still need to eat
Gonna have to try harder
This is what the liberal media doesn't want you to know
the sandwich lands on brazil and kills 3 billion people
my top 3 genie wishes would be
-
wish that all rules for wishing get removed
-
omnipotence
Correction: Don't wish for immortality, unless you are given the luxury to create an off-switch whenever you want, with no restriction.
what is brazil
Rebecca land
You're gonna kill Cheese and Trongle too
honestly i dont think godlike power would ever get to me i would just make infinite money and buy every plushie i ever wanted
why did cheese decide to be from brazil
it's ok i live on the moon
Did you move to the moon
Are you playing uno with fovos
you don't need to buy property on the moon because nobody owns it
why so stupid,,,
Okay Fartataraxia
i think i wrote for an assignment once a scenario where despite humanity achieving interstellar travel there's still people stuck on earth because of economic factors and im afraid of that grim reality i wrote once becoming true
Won't be people on earth if I explode it with mind
why so omnipilled and balsamic vinegar
i'll be okay because i'm the queen of the grasslands
p
anyways i'm like really bored i should do something
Play Limbus Company.
cheese why did you decide to be born in Brazil
unfortunately i have already played all available story content and i have already done my weekly mirror dungeon 😔
omniferous...........
i could get my dailies in tho
Play more.
uhm
Cheese is destined to blow up rebecca
Exactly.
the rot consumes?
cheese and rebecca should do a boxing match
Rathian
i made seeker limbuspilled
seeker who ur fav sinner
that's Rathalos
My favourite sinner is myself
nuclear fission warhead
rajang is so abusecore here ngl
Hard question. Can't give an answer right now.
Either the twink or bug man
I can say my least favourite, however.
omni what the fuck is this
It is uhh
I wonder who that could be
you're cooking, rathalos ruins it, rajang punishes you for allowing rathalos to ruin it
That one guy.
who sent you
Curious
The uhh
what the fuck is abusecore
start talking
I just searched rathian
I thought you were gonna say the child tbh
az is so obscurecore
No.
idk waht it actually is if it is, but i made up that word by mixing core and abuse since people do a lot of that
I don't actually find Don Quixote that annoying.
Don is like a punching bag
the council decided to have you hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded through the city

Donducl duck
Not the duck
no don quixote who is a stupid blonde limbus company character
did donald duck serve in the war with yharim
@bright sorrel
hi my dsicord died
Donald duck ate the auric soul of birds
Oh that creature
don is funny
i have not played and know nothing about limbus company but don seems silly
prepare for plinkus maximus
she's terrible but she is funny
The gorgonopsid
whar
what is lumbar compaint
sin(ner)clair
Peam
he managed to beat the racist allegations 🙏
is this words
Beak
why does the mili singer make english sound so bizarre
Amazing
this is gorgonopsid
Pablo is the best Limbus Company character.
I didn't beat them I am highly bigoted and racist
because they're not a native english speaker probably 😭
that guy just jumped like withered foxy
Charon is close second.
vroom vroom.
Me when Opabinia decided to become the Tartigrades
Vroom vroom is funny
Very clueless
my favorite sinner is gregor with faust in second and fish in third
idk if i have a least favorite
tardigrades are weird little things
all of them are entertaining in their own way
omg faust like the guy from guilty gear?
who is greg
This one.
I don't like him.
longass legs
I have one Pablo to my name.
mr salt....
KING K ROOL!
And its not even in a Gregor ID.
who is dante
danteh
donteh
plae dmc 2
danteh...
i like him because his lack of...... sociability, to say the least
Dante Alighieri
is played for comedic effect alot of the time
you need to get the golden boughs, danteh...
and oh boy
donteh is good in gaemplaey
it makes for some of the funniest moments in the game
dante the storm apoaching poking cloud isolate
poking?????
I don't. He just appears once, then dissapears for the next 4 hours of gameplay.
no thats virgin dumbass
nuclear fission warhead
That is sort of the point of his character
😭
He is the stranger after all
(Like, literally, the book, the stranger, where the protagonist views himself as dettached from the entire world around him and in the end he kills his mom etc etc)
hi
hi
what if a cat doesnt like you
is that a friend still
Interesting... I still don't like it.
my favorite mr salt bit comes in canto 5
Cantonese 5
meursault, kill it on the dance floor. this is a order
dont say that
sry
what if I am not your friend
what if I did this to you
would I be friend
why obama
i did not see him i am a sack of concrete
sleep deprivation is still throwing coffee bean bags directly at my spine
my genie wish would be to give photons rest mass
I laughed out loud at this
rip


