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I would be running around pumping my fist that kana is back if i werent in…
CHURCH
Yharim will have my head
:plumgry:
;

if i could download this video i'd make it an emoji but i can't for some reason
yharim will have head ⁉️
Therapist: yharim isnt real it cant hurt you
Yharim:
(Somebody put a funny yharim gif)
Tomorrow 
detroit:
But it's actually never coming due to timezones


kana back bois
Yup
They have returned…
When kana had announced their arrival
whar
I don’t have a spawn
It’s a meme iirc
yet another peculiar sentence
breaking news
evil woman steals kidney from lorer
Yummers
I have said plenty of things not in the doc that should be
.
what der hell
It was past midnight I lost some filter
🐀
🐸
I am normal when it’s past midnight
There’s also the entire xeroc tax talk I had a few days ago which may have some stuff
i mean
yeah that certainly deserves a spot
I would be surprised if it didn’t
i lurked through a lot of that and i refuse to re-expose myself to that hell hole
OH
FUCKING OOPS
Liver is yummers

Yet we made a sleep deprived talk that can inflict psychic damage
the worst part was that it never fully petered out, so i had to sift through messages about taxes whilst searching for dev statements and actually lore-related conversations
The cal dev team should make crypto ”calcoin”
Wait so if anyone goes too deep in looking up words we had said they just die?
Fuck yeah
There are about 1000 messages about taxes
A lot

I mean what calamity city would have the lowest tax-rates
Also I wonder if fabsol saw the little bit of xeroc tax talk that happened today in spoiler talk
just the two of you have sent 65% of all messages in lore chat containing xeroc tax
I plead innocent
Well then there’s one less mod on the team and their funeral will be soon
this message is also entering the doc
because it can be misinterpreted as silencing a witness
popcorn....
Like witching the half an hour I have had a few things go in
so chrunchy and mnunchy and like my endoskeleton
There was this from popcorn aswell
Yeah your bones do tend to be like that
Does this mean the xeroc tax incident was so weird it ain’t going in the doc?
Integer overflow of fucked up hell yeah
moreso that i can't bring myself to sift through the hundreds of messages pertaining to it to find where the weirdness reaches its peak
Fair
if i just slapped any old xeroc tax message in there i'd be doubling the length of the doc, bare minimum

Fucking hell
And meee
funnily enough
Wulfrum Prosthesis: its ability to drain mana relies on a mechanical component to create a miniature vortex in the air, which serves to assist a basic runic array that temporarily makes the palm attract ambient mana—or the mana of a creature, should it be close enough and its mana poorly-defended. This mana is then stored in a sector of the limb’s energy core to be used when the owner wishes. Although it requires several components and processes to function, it is revealed to be a surprisingly simple contraption when broken down, with the most complex part of the machine being the runes on the core that allow it to recognise the owner’s wish to absorb mana.
i was looking through a different doc and found this
it was really fun to come up with a short description of how an item might work
can anyone think of a similar item that i could try to write a passage like that for
Oh yeah that
Xeroc taxed my lance from monster hunt and now I can't skibidaddle those ohio ferrarian, fuck you xeroc, I hope you die in a fireee fnaf song
Marnite stuff?
I was challenged
Like the float mount or the aheild?
Challenges by what? The xeroc tax incident?
maybeee like
auric repulser panel
To create the epitome of xeroc tax weirdness silly
and how it only bounces you instead of eviscerating your bones
Maybe yharims auric armour? Cause it has both auric and Exo tech so it can be logics as not just armour
write one about the rover drive because uhhhh idk
I like rover drive
rover drive is based
That aswell
uh
can we pretend that it uses codebreaker-related items to make it
because that will make an idea in my head fit a lot better
and awesomesauce and epic sauce and uhhh
Rovedriver
sure.
awesome

what would happen if
everyone who has ever entered lore discussion
would get melted into a giant soup of people
End of lorevangelion
we would die probably
and then we would coalesce into an amalgamate of things
Polter would happen
oh.
felore amalgamation
Xeroc tax incident knowledge will spread to others
Who's the lore discussion final boss
And just kill them
Xeroc tax
hai.
Of cc bb
Chise
Wha
Kana is the final boss of lore chat users
Nah they're like the hero actually
Going through their mighty task of getting into calamity mod in any way, shape or form
They're the proof of a hero
Monster Hunter reference
I will throw you into reading the xeroc tax incident
Nah

I'd proof of a hero

Here kitty, you can has cheez borger
:(
:)
Yknow whats sad
"Albeit, this would be one of those things brought upon the world by none other than your curiosity.
That, and your will to eviscerate.
I see you yearn power. With both the witch and cosmic engineer out of your path, what else is there left to do? I understand your trajectory, your line of thought. However, one concerns me.
Do you intend to stop?
All have their absolute. A maximum. A limit.
You shatter these hypothetical barriers in favor of entertainment.
Recall the countless times they shattered you?
Obliterated. Torn apart by energies, divine and profane. Wished death upon by all who roam this land.
But they could never shatter your will to continue. No, you excell in that.
Your will defines you. Your actions, your appearance. Your path. You.
But, can you change the courses of others? Can you bring about the end of the Harbinger of Death?
Like you did all the rest, answer this yourself.
Make me bleed."
Game theory will probably never do a terraria theory
I love game theory
Base game lore is such absolute trash i wanted to rank video game lore just to give it an f
The ninja in King Slime is the Guide's father in vanilla lore
At least Red said that
eyes?????
thing is like, most lore is just shitposts like that which red said offhandedly
my favorite
There are i believe five pages of “lore” that they made out of game
calamity has good lore, but like, what theory would he make
thats fun but doesnt feel like it'd work for a 15~ min game theory vid
This chat is theorizing like 40% of the time
the other 60% is shitposting and xeroc tax
Yep
Prob too high a number I think
Well if you think about it what is a theory
Something that isn’t confirmed but we speculate about
Anything is a theory if you dont know
Fair
Have you seen the “what is netherite?” Game theory episode?
Guess what
We have a bajillion ores we could theorize on
And biomes
Is the sulphurous sea theoretically possible irl
Oh damn fair
(Mariana trench)
Yeah
Exactly
I guess like, most theories and discussions we have end up being about smaller worldbuilding bits, rather then the full overarching story, and game theory barely ever does science based theories nowadays
its all about the lore
Honestly I really don't like the way he does that, to me it almost comes off as going "there is no story, stop trying to make sense of the nonsense I created"
i mean isn't that the point
And that its some real chemical and jellyfish stuff
Yes, and I don't like that
Terraria Lore is the most fucked up and nonsensical thing ever
Thats why we play calamity
exactly
Terraria lore is an F teir
I play calamity for gameplay
But the way Red talks about it makes it feel like he doesn't want people to engage with the story at all
In any way
Me too but yknow what i mean
I haven’t seen much of vanilla lore other then bestiary so idk much about the inconsistency
It's not a "there is no story", it feels more like "there is no story and I'm actively going to stop you from trying to make sense of what I made by throwing wrenchs everywhere"
Bro
Ok
So basically the world is a living organism
And it’s been ages since I looked at the vanilla one
And so is every world in the universe
(World souls alright)
I was gonna say 
And the evil biomes are like trying to keep balance or whatever
alright that's fair
And dryad killed cthulhu (aka moon lord)
And the cultist is either trying to bring moon lord back or the opposite Ive heard both
Cool
YOU SNITCH
yall we've solved the infinite energy crisis
And never got to showing goose
I think Draedon already did that
Sea prisms
ik the ore does
but do the panels?
This is the “canon” lore
(Exo are drae only)
It isn't, actually
Draedon’s gatekeeping the sauce
I could only find it on the fandom wiki
Oh
frick sea prisms, we got golf ball particle accelerator
Actually yeah does auric ore have infinite energy
can we talk about how yharim summoned xeroc one time and xeroc almost killed him by blinking
Iirc this entire thing happened because someone really wanted to do this for Terraria's anniversary and they managed to annoy Red enough to publish it
If an unworthy person held on to it, how long would the rejection last
this theory is crazy guys......
Nah golf ball particle accelerator is large while sea prisms can be put into circuits easily
Different uses
Pretty sure it may have a property like sea prism since it rejects endlessly idk
you just get a 6' by 6' cube and then have it as the central power core
Yeah but that’s not fitting in a phone for infinite battery
Blows up the Angler’s house
then make a really small golf ball and a really small auric panel box
i'll just test this in game tomorrow and maybe alter what i wrote if the results go against it
That’s amidias house is it not
Oh ok
He’s alone because nobody else want to share
Bye gooser
gooser
Yes
why it say amidias then
Because he’s laughing at Angler’s suffering
Blows up anglers house with mind
Based
it reads like amidias is the one talking
pHGooser🎇
just for future reference I guess
👍

hi kana
Go to sleep goose
can someone ping me if something important gets revealed or something silly happens
See this
so i can find it when i wake up
Ok
tankhs
okay
holy fuck my spelling just died
@hoary berry
Im silly
Yeah
yeee
@hoary berry
Thanks kana
Im silly
Yes you are

Why does your pfp not animate 
I sentence you to read xeroc tax incident

Wut
GO SLEEP AND NOT DISCORD EEP GOOSER
What incident
Xeroc aint payin taxes?
lore disc insanity
Enough insanity that goose won’t put it in the doc because they can’t handle looking for The worst part of it
Oh hey vetrasyl
If you all go this insane living only on spoilers for a handful of months, I can't imagine what things will be like when the mod is done
I think i got the tail end of xeroc tax
Howdy!
What yharim did at September 26 ?
greetings vetrasyl
It was a few days ago I think
Why do you say this
Because when the mod is over, there will be no new lore drops to entice us, to feed us, to satiate us.
Sometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious.
And thus we create theories
Write lore on ur own
when mod done the lore group will dissolve
Reveal his Tf2 mods
I see
I mean cal mod gave me motiv to start wrting own
Calamity 2
At least one sulphuric sea enemy could exist irl
Every copy of calamity personalised
Nuclear toad
Toad that explodes?
Nuclear
Not enough plutonium yet
most sulphuric sea enemies are techically real if you sort of stretch it
You dont have to take things so literally its a theory
This is related to the incident
like yeah trilobites might not hurl themselves at you at high speeds but they do exist
or
well
existed
same with orthocones
So everyone was arguing if Xeroc paid taxes?
But terraria is not as old as our world i reckon
Thats peak
if i hear one more mention of Tax i will blow up the himalayas
Dont please
Probably not but
Himalayan salt🤑
It still had prehistory
I like their pink salt
bombs are not free shipping fool
No, only me and vanillin were part of it and it’s not that, you wouldn’t guess in a million years
But im saying the ancient creatures neednt be dead
Why the Himalayas?
I will look into it
Canon?
The only reason there's trilobites and orthocones in the sulphur sea is bc silva moment
which
now that i think about it
Idfk
Therefore things can evolve forever
might mean they're nto actually trilobites and orthocones but more so suspiciously trilobite and orthocone shaped modern day relatives
Too much Xeroc tax
much like how if you made a chicken into a velociraptor looking thing it wouldnt be a velociraptor but a suspciously velociraptor shaped chicken
Yeah
This is soo Calamity toilet xeroc tax jungle ohio yharim
Weird example i understood it before
Die
You dong unsderstand the Dreadon rizz
Yahrk tuah
perish
theres also gonna be a dollocaris inspired enemy/critter in sulphur sea with triangle's reworks
win
!
Triangle likes drawing fish I take it
I paid my xeroc tax
Plenty of theories to be made
I swear
I dont know these names
I didnt 
Bill cipher want to add a what now?
Melon gun smite his ass
Explode
Xeroc tax feeding us good this week 🤑🤑🔥🔥
I wonder how deep the abyss is canonically
No
I think thats all the brainrot i can handle
This will be calamity mod sulphur sea in 2014
So delicious
as a certified paleonerd its awesome how many obscure little prehistoric animals are referenced by this mod
Bro rethought his decision
Why tf scal has auric legs?
Sulphuric sea/abyss so cool it inspired a project
I like the whole thing but one thing I've been careful about is how
: fear :
We've reached a point where almost everything has inspiration either from fucked up deep sea creatures, or weird and obscure pre-historic animals
Could have typed that out in one sentence 🙏😔
Famous last word
Forgot to turn off ping for that msg
So I always pay attention to know when to say
"I think we have enough of these"
Well idk a good few of the sulphur sea reworks have diff inspirations tbf
like
acid eel is a salmonid looking guy,,
toxicatfish is
kind of just fully original but
Its an eel
its getting changed
Sulph sea has enemies?1?@?
no more eel
I know, I'm perfectly fine with the Sulphurous Sea dudes exactly because the thematic that Triangle is going for is more prehistoric stuff
Old duke looks very wise
Duke aint swimming with this wings
he is
he looks like a piece of shit
sdom
Oh i didnt know there was a new design my bad
the type of guy to steal candy from babies and small businesses
Old duke looks malevolent
he would steal from a lemonade stand
How duke gonna swim now?
run by kids
his wings
I mean that there is a point where there is just too much deep sea/prehistoric inspiration and I'd like to not oversaturate the Mod with those
can also act like fins
Is he still a fishron

yeah but a human from 3000 years ago wouldnt look that different idk
How old is old duke
Atleast a thousand
i think id prefer to just say hes a ancestor to modern fishrons
atleast 2000
Rebecca what’s your opinion on the old duke resprite?
Old Duke is a Fishron and that's about it to me, even if they're different it's like
Well post dragon
Cool
Dragon offshoot
It's still a Fishron 
What about nucler terror and mauler?
I like it
No rework?
Ye Olde Fishron
Nice

He lived long enough to tell a A Tale of a Cruel world
look at the image again
✍️
and the stained, brutal calamity that ensued
why are their spots empty
Its just a his wisdom, toxic wisdom
Eh idk i still don't see it
Like they're so different that i'd rather just interpret him as a ancestral species
It dosen't rly change anything anyways
Truly
¯_(ツ)_/¯
How old duke would taste like?
Bitter
i dont know
Bitter and fishy
Like it’s toxic
_ _
How would Devourer of Gods taste?
Would moonlord taste comprehensible
Yum
Slimy
Ew
Metal
spriters haven't gotten to doing them yet, which is evident since only most of acid t1, one t2 enemy and od have been made so far
Yuck
Makes sense
Yummy inside
I think nuclear terror is fine imo
cryogen tastes like water
i agree
How would scal taste like?
Like o it if all the acid rain guys them and old dune are the guys I can remember designs of
The canabalism way I assume
Human flesh
Raveger tastes rotten
probably not good
Idk how human flesh tastes
Yummy?
supposedly like pork
Meat is meat btw
M
Scal is just a human with berimstone magic
okay hyena
now tell me why i would eat another person
of my own species
Bermistone magic
when im already well-off
Hungry
yeah that would taste like fire and kill you
You have eyes
Use them
Eating your own spicies actively kills you
^
Taste like rotten eggs
Geez guys i was kidding
lets not talk about
(Tiger sharks do that iirc)
human flesh
“Human”
How would hive mind taste
Get everything bad tasting you can imagine and make it one being
Idk about shark biology that much so it might be fine for them
So i cannot haz chee burger
Why does eating human kill human who ate
Yesh no worries
because the human in question has brimstone fire magic
Hwi would anahita taste like thats the quetion
fish
We ate because of the Xeroc TAX 🤑🤑🔥
Sea water
i am a progenitor of that
Here you go kitty, you can haz cheez borgar
Dont get fat now
Bro does not know the meme please execute this person
The Her3 you go kitty you can has cheez burgers
The cat makes a funny sound
did you drop in from 2012
Mraou
are you a time traveler
Nope
How did you not know about it 💔
What about brimmy rhen 
I wouldve gone to that time traveler party
She would either taste like you’re on fire or sulphur or both
The Suric souls 🤑🙏
probably both
Can you like, wow your mouth shut with your teeth as the thread
Ehat about rock part?
The rock she sits in is just a chair or something
take a wild guess what the rock looking parts would taste like
this chat sucks right now
i know
this place has seen better days
And worse
every place has always seen better days
all bosses taste like grass
If you keep starving us with no lore
the only exception is when a place has never seen days before
Ok silva
that's just how it is
This stuff happens
?
ah yes cheese the cal dev
there is plenty of lore
Cheese ain’t a writer
New lore
Silva 😋
Nah
get this man out
Yummers
Cheese has been promoted to cal dev
stay is CAT
Cheese, make the rest of calamity
Its hard seperating devs from suppoerters
not really
Not really 
look at the icon
Yeah discord pfp
to the right of the name
hisami
why did you do that
GYAAAT
told you
die.
Bitch it's been HIsami for a week
What the hell
I think they’re on about dev being orange and pbg being another orange
But still not that hard
i know 
Wha
Yeah orange
Don't say this shit ever again
Alright
for the normal of us
you can send silva
(That’s no one)
Not my fault
people should just stop being weird about seeing Woman on the screen
hmm
it very much is
You typed it out
the normal of us agree it is your fault
Damn, I'm so sorry you have a parasite in your brain telling you to be horny on a public Discord
it's you
What no i did not mean for it to sound like im downbad
I ws joking
You don’t sound down bad
quote drop of the day
i thought lore chat was a sort of haven
You are down bad
It was humorous
guess i was delusional 
Step up your humor
She was deawn oversexualized
no.
how </3
you are just weird
no she wasn't
😭
if you said this about brimstone elemental sure
she was drawn as a woman
but silva is literally just a woman 😭
"it is ordinary to love the beautiful, but it's beautiful to love the ordinary."
Not really, pretty sure that is called things having armour on
my drywall is ordinary
except for all of the holes in it
do you love it?
Based
Anyways i see what you meant
BASED
begin discussing
erm
hell discussion
why did dragons not go back to their house
Catastrophe trying to survive azafure destruction
to revive
it sometimes is 
Yharon was likely dead
was the reboot van out of town
oh fax
didnt get the res off
reboot van hadn't spawned yet
Eating wall of flesh
was yharon the first dragon
we don't know
Uhhh, don’t think we ever will find out
probably not
and if not did dragons used to die
I’d say zeratros but that’s due to them being the king
Yeah auric souls were made and given, not born with
and what was evolution like on terraria
that's just a theory
all we know is animals being related
I think the bestiary states it so it may be not a theory
Aint like the xeroc was first?
goozma was the first lifeform
like AS, DS and sunken scoog being related
because as we know from mushy planetoids biomes were there by the time "the world was in its infancy"
that's why slimes are so adaptible

xeroc was a god
you're thinking of gods
Xeroc was the first GOD

aw man
not dragon
I mean dragon who xeroc consumed
you spoiled it
i was gonna ask him what he thought xeroc was
we were talking about first ever
thats zeratros
Zeratros
not absorbed auric soul
?
the like most important dragon
wdym
He aint in game anyways
what is going on rn
Idk
Xeroc tax
was it tasty
You cannot escape our sins
it was alright
How perforator would taste like
stop.
Or ichor
this isn't lore
Uhhh
Disease or puss
let us be
Go eat cereal
podcast?
Cereal with water 😋
yeppers
video game no bacon
yeah
bacon no game
If that milks your boat then go ahead
i listen to that podcast way too much
"jaiden, were you ever cringe?"
"no, Jaiden was always BASED"
banger line
Blox ref1?1?
nope
Not really id just like dry ones
if i ever say "___ were you ever cringe" now you know where it comes from
Ngl whole calamity is just lobotomy corporation
Xeroc tax
mold
^
Moss
Xeroc tax is a recent thing and I doubt many others say it as much as vanillin and I
(We are basically patient 0s)
mold
2 minutes in prison...
Who
the reference getters did not
you failed the test
IT WAS A DELTARUNE REFERENCE
two minutes in prison and you've already started eating moss
Oh I thought you were condemning them to prison
i know
Kris deltarune is great
A. Enby
B. Eats moss
(I did think deltarune but that doesn’t count since I didn’t mention it)
C. Has knife
second best character
Trueeee
I’m a “idk how to tell what I think I just like the characters stop asking me questions” type of person
swag
Sans
the kris wiggle
noelle is cool
[no pun intended]
That?
LETS FREAKING GO
this... is incomprehensible 🥲
So are we
Didn’t know tax collectors had so much control over what others pay
Did you join the polycule?
Dis one
Chat if xeroc asked you to join his polycule after boss rush what would you do
Google it 
We ain’t Google
the kris wiggle
AH SO YOU DID
Uhhh
Why wouldn’t i
We don’t know what noxus is like other then they have bad control over their children
im not into people
Tbh that’s a red flag for a partner I think
Have you SEEN dog?
That bitch actively manfails to lie to yharim, you think they’re going to listen that well to noxus?
jk
Ah so dog is one of cheeses 70 alts
Dog has angsty teen energy
Yeah
i love angsty teen energy
That going to be hard to control
if they're a teen tho
How old is dog anyways
I imagine dog has probably said “I’m an immortal deity as old as time” and is entirely bullshitting
i hope not
Yeah dog would do something like that
i hope not this i mean
that'd be cringe
unlike susie angst
or maybe i'm just cringe
but hey
That’s just a theory
My buddy Freud once told me “kill the part of you that cringes, not the part that’s cringe”
Wait the Freud bit isn’t even from this server
dont kill the part that is cringe, kill the part that cringes
oh i didnt read that my bad
i was in the zone
a calamity theory
UR STILL AT IT??
ITS BEEN LIKE A MONTH
i know
A miniscule amount of PBG relics
some things are never forgotten...
Did this guy unlock a hidden Fargos mod function that lets you get calamity swarm summons
Could someone charge Yharim for his crimes?
Unless you want to do it yourself no one will
What I meant was following the trend of Charging Villains for their Crimes type of video.
Yes.
I'm not the type of person who makes YouTube videos and the only ones I posted were Mario Kart content.
due to how much of yharims crimes are off screen, its a bit hard to gauge
definitely multiple lifes in prison, and multiple death sentences tho
have you managed to get a kill without getting hit
(that doesnt involve you killiing it in 2 seconds flat)
What about 3 seconds flat
Needs to be curvy
Just like the jurassic park books
(The dinosaur in the books are not real dinosaur, but weird chimeras)
my ass has a grudge against infernum aquatic scourge and masodeath brimstone elemental
this is normal
@mighty zenith space yaoi canceled
Not really...?
Well, I haven't read Lost World yet, but that's never said on the book, only loosely implied
The dinosaurs obviously are different from how they were, but that's mostly because the book is from 1989 and the true appearance of a few were still being debated
They do mention how there is no way of knowing if they are actually like the dinosaurs from 65 million years ago, and some of the spliced DNA obviously gives them some weird properties like being able to change sex and whatnot
But like, they aren't horribly disfigured, at most they have some quirky properties or differences in behavior
the first book
the one that inspired the movie
the original dinosaurs are not true dinosaurs
they were made with dna of other creatures too
so they are weird chimeras
(the fact they are not real dinosaurs is very explored on it too)
Huh, interesting
Return of the king
Welcome back, Kana

that was genuinely one of the best sleeps i've had in a while i think


