lore-discussion

[mighty zenith]

it didnt lose to enemies

the biome itself infected it

[warm gull]

yeah aureus didn't lose

the only astral enemy it would lose to presumably

is astrum deus

[night brook]

Still

Kek

[mighty zenith]

my boy is no pushover...

[real silo]

yeah but you are

🫵

[empty dew]

Never did I know you all will try to kill Aureus' lover......................

[mighty zenith]

,,,....

[real silo]

I won't kill garber

That means I can't make fun of him

[warm gull]

what did garbo do to you

[calm patio]

Smh, hating

[mighty zenith]

rude

youre rude

[cloud ibex]

Stink

[mighty zenith]

im not stinky

[untold oracle]

Why are everyone harassing garbo

[split mortar]

Because they stink

[tropic merlin]

Because shower 🚿

[empty dew]

"Shower", says the robot and an eldritch god

[mighty zenith]

[hoary berry]

[cloud ibex]

🚿

[devout grotto]

Ok I just thought of this but which NPCs do you think are likely to join the Terrarian in their journey 🤔

[empty dew]

None, ofc

[pliant ruin]

Depends on what you define as "joining the terrarian in their journey"

[split mortar]

^

Like scal may help but they join at the end

[pliant ruin]

like i imagine most vanilla npcs don't really care too much abt the entire killing yharim thing and were just looking for affordable housing

but

as for most calamity npcs then like

yeah they definitely would support the terrarian if they wanted to kill yharim

[split mortar]

Perma or amidias may idk

[devout grotto]

Like actively assisting and going with them

[pliant ruin]

well in that case

[hoary berry]

it also depends a lot on your terrarian
i know that some of my OCs would never let town npcs into battle
but some others would appreciate assistance from some of them

[pliant ruin]

amidias, permafrost and cal are all capable enough to help for a good bit

but

amidias isn't strong enough to possibly help in any way against some of the post ml bosses

[split mortar]

Prob not against anything past evil 1 imo

[pliant ruin]

and cal could've probably help you with most of them if it wasn't for her only joining right at the end, and the only boss left is yharim

which

uh

not a good idea

[devout grotto]

😭

[split mortar]

Perma isn’t a combative person and so would prob give you better tactical strats then help directly with fighting

[pliant ruin]

girl would have the worst panic attack of the century if she had to meet yharim face on

[pliant ruin]

perma is p strong tbf

he could help you with like

most things up to like... golem, i feel

[hoary berry]

^
perma actively helps a few of my terrarians with developing as a mage, but wouldn't join in battles unless it was dire

[pliant ruin]

yeah he probably wouldn't join in unless it was really necessary

[devout grotto]

Hmmm

[pliant ruin]

but i don't see why he wouldn't help with like

[split mortar]

Yeah
But I doubt he is beyond a mech boss so he may fall off a few bosses after we beat cryogen

[pliant ruin]

things that aren't truly sentient

[devout grotto]

I feel like most NPCs would help with training the Terrarian with various skills but not all of them would actively join them

[split mortar]

Yeah

[pliant ruin]

idk i can see him being a very goo help against mech bosses

keep in mind he is an archmage and he did train calamitas

he's alot stronger than he seems

[stoic gulch]

Me thinks he’s moon lord level but he got weakened by the prison so he wouldn’t get noticed by draedon and yharim

[split mortar]

Yeah, I view golem as not too far ahead the mech boss level but maybe that’s due to me thinking in vanilla

[devout grotto]

Which is pretty much why I asked the question because I want the Terrarian in my story to have some people accompany them

[stoic gulch]

Could u please add truffle :3

[devout grotto]

And I kinda wanna make sure the stuff I'm going for would make sense

[stoic gulch]

And statistically nurse would be useful

[devout grotto]

🤔

[stoic gulch]

Funni mushroom

Def stronger than yharim

[devout grotto]

Thinking of this too but I'm also thinking about the people who get left behind the main base

[stoic gulch]

If terraria is range do arms dealer at least

[stoic gulch]

Merchant prob

Dryad could also be useful

[devout grotto]

Been thinking of Guide and Dryad the most

[stoic gulch]

Probably not mechanic

[stoic gulch]

Yeh

[pliant ruin]

It's hard to include vanilla npcs in any of this without dwelling into headcanon territory for the most part

because like

[stoic gulch]

Dryad has quite the important role in vanilla so pay tribute to it

[pliant ruin]

95% of them are just normal ass people

[stoic gulch]

Yeh

[devout grotto]

Oooo, I'm willing to hear some of your headcanons

[devout grotto]

Yeah

[stoic gulch]

Except truffle :sunglasses

[pliant ruin]

and the 5% remaining is the dryad who is the only npc who has any real attachment to the lore and even then it's a rather minor one

[real silo]

Truffle can ride crabulons into battle

[devout grotto]

🔥

[split mortar]

May get more when braelor gets added but that’s years away

Due to silva connection

[stoic gulch]

Guide was originally a offering to moon lord from the cult but is in a cult for WoF

[pliant ruin]

yeah

moon lord dosen't have a cult

that's vanilla lore

[stoic gulch]

Hell yeah baby 😎

[stoic gulch]

Then fukin peace treaty from yharim

[pliant ruin]

whar

[stoic gulch]

Or to keep him in the moon

Tho truffle NEEDS to be there

On crab

[pliant ruin]

tbh i dont really care about any of the vanilla npcs personally

i don't have any real attachment to them because they're barely even characters

the only one i sorta like is zoologist bc shes kinda cute

[real silo]

How could you not care about the golfer

[pliant ruin]

hes the worst one :(

[mighty zenith]

my guide headcanon is that he was a volunteer in the creation of WoF and how they kept it dormant

[split mortar]

Like only one that may be more important then random human number 4 is the princess if they actually are a royal person

[real silo]

(I too believe this)

[pliant ruin]

why did they add a npc entirely dedicated to the worst sport

and people have the audacity to call the angler a bad npc....

[mighty zenith]

making Guide an azafurian can explain why he knows the Tax Collector

[split mortar]

Because they added the worst sport

[split mortar]

And the wof connection

[devout grotto]

My Guide headcanon is that he's kind of connected to the WoF and the essence of the world, the latter giving him some sort of omniscience

[woeful patio]

Because people didn't realise that the Angler is a child

Prob

[devout grotto]

Also killing the WoF would also kill him permanently

[split mortar]

Even then I don’t know any kids irl who have tried to actively have slaves

[devout grotto]

😭

[woeful patio]

Hopefully Statis is a good quest NPC

[devout grotto]

So true

[split mortar]

It may be stuff like beat this boss, get these materials sort of quest

[devout grotto]

I think I care too much about the vanilla NPCs here

[pliant ruin]

i mean it's not like it's a bad thing or anything i just personally have like 0 attachment to them due to how they don't really have much if any characterization besides whatever things relogic went ''wouldnt it be funny if"

[split mortar]

drunk princess is not canon and a self insert from fabsol iirc

[pliant ruin]

ye

she is

[untold oracle]

No way

[pliant ruin]

i also have a non-canon self insert npc in terraria

[untold oracle]

Explain cirrus boss then

[mighty zenith]

manny heffley would

[untold oracle]

Demon

[split mortar]

Gfb

It’s what happens if cirrus becomes canon

[untold oracle]

We even have yharim in gfb

[pliant ruin]

this is only partially a joke because i'm being added in the sunken sea update

[mighty zenith]

plumge

[untold oracle]

They’re adding cheese to calamity

[pliant ruin]

they are

[split mortar]

Huh
Wha

[untold oracle]

Medium improvements to all stats

[mighty zenith]

aureus should have a turtle on his head when he gets resprited

[pliant ruin]

nuh uh

[split mortar]

Ohhh ok

[pliant ruin]

do NOT eat me

[mighty zenith]

im gonna uhh peacefully persuade heart to add it

[empty dew]

What the fuck is going on.

[split mortar]

But the medium stats

[pliant ruin]

i'm being added to calamity next update

this isn't even a joke

[untold oracle]

Lore

[pliant ruin]

i'm in

honestly i can't wait to see the reaction of people when the update comes

like yeah the sunken sea update is awesome and all but i also want to jumpscare my friends with the message "Chease has arrived"

[mighty zenith]

is the npc stylist,,

[split mortar]

Amidias going to be the mvp of lore chat after SSO for a while

[empty dew]

Of eating the living shit out of cheese

....yeahhhhhh

[pliant ruin]

dont do that

[untold oracle]

What are the lore implications of this

[pliant ruin]

also thats kind of a weird way to phrase i think

maybe

[pliant ruin]

it'll be funnier if you figure it out yourself : D

[split mortar]

Maybe I’m just not dirty enough minded but I don’t see it

[pliant ruin]

i'm not either

i'm paranoid

there's a difference

[untold oracle]

So is cheese genuinely becoming an npc name or smth

[pliant ruin]

ye

[untold oracle]

Lmao

[pliant ruin]

"Chease" specifically

[woeful patio]

Yummers

[devout grotto]

Fair enough

I just feel like giving them more chances in the story tbh

[pliant ruin]

thats fair, nothing wrong with it

personally i uhm

[empty dew]

Why

[pliant ruin]

feel like if ALL of the vanilla npcs had relevant roles that'd be

alot...

dsicord

idscord pl

plz

[pliant ruin]

well i'm a patreon so :p

[empty dew]

I'm gonna go harsh on your name

[pliant ruin]

im cheese

[empty dew]

You won't be Cheese anymore, you will be The Cheese Grand The Third and The Ultimate User of The The

[split mortar]

Flymeal

[pliant ruin]

i will say

i am not the first person to choose this npc

there are a few others actually

[empty dew]

Who's the NPC?

[mighty zenith]

hm

[split mortar]

Chease

I think

[mighty zenith]

my first thought was guide

[pliant ruin]

wHY WOULD I PICK GUIDE

[mighty zenith]

idk

[woeful patio]

[mighty zenith]

my second thought was skeleton merchant

[cloud ibex]

Lmao

[mighty zenith]

[pliant ruin]

do i give off guide energy to you. is that what you th - WHAT

THATS WORSE

im gonna cry.

[mighty zenith]

MILK

MILK TO CHEESE

[cloud ibex]

Annihilation

[pliant ruin]

WHY WOULD I BE THE SKELETON MERCA

[mighty zenith]

it MAKES SENSE

[pliant ruin]

NO IT DOSENT

[woeful patio]

Hmm calcium

[pliant ruin]

I HATESKELETONS

BLOWS UP SKELETONS

[mighty zenith]

evil

[tropic merlin]

shoot da cheese

[empty dew]

Witch Doctor?

[pliant ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-limbus-company-yi-sang-yisang-gif-16832354909989195783

[cloud ibex]

Cheese I’m sorry to tell you but there’s a skeleton in your vicinity right now

[pliant ruin]

i'm being harrassed

i thought it'd be obvious

but no

i get

GUIDE

SKELETON MERCHANT

WITCH DOCTOR

[empty dew]

Dryad

[pliant ruin]

LIKE YEAH THANKS FOR CALLING ME A WHITE MAN AND A SKELETON AND A LIZARD

[split mortar]

Nah that makes no sense

[pliant ruin]

blowing up all of you

[tropic merlin]

[split mortar]

Obviously goblin tinkerer

[pliant ruin]

💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥

[mighty zenith]

[tropic merlin]

[empty dew]

Travelling Merchant

[pliant ruin]

i thought itd be so obvious

[mighty zenith]

i dont know patreon names hol on

[empty dew]

Scoog?

[pliant ruin]

tht isnt a npc,,, crying

the only guess that was actually ok was stylist that wasn't the one i picked but i can see it

[mighty zenith]

is it zoologist idk

[cloud ibex]

3 inch plank of cedar plywood

[pliant ruin]

GETTING CLOSER

YOURE GETTING CLOSER

[split mortar]

Uhhh, travelling merchant?

[pliant ruin]

YOURE ON THE RIGHT TRACK

[mighty zenith]

...golfer

[pliant ruin]

NBGAJO´KSGANSKL´~M[E

STAB

STAB STAB STAB KILL MAUL

WRONG WAY

WRONG WAY AROUND

GETTING COLDER AGAIN

[split mortar]

Princess

[cloud ibex]

She doesn’t want to admit we got it right

[pliant ruin]

NOYOUDIDN

,MGHÇL;ÇSNMBKSÇMB

APS

MK

LM,~ÇXC,BMCX

[split mortar]

^

[dusk laurel]

you are not cheese

[pliant ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-boc-bwa-meme-anime-gif-17729031268930401206

kit.ml~ç

[cloud ibex]

🚢

[pliant ruin]

its so obivou.s how r you mi.Ssoing

stabs

kills

[dusk laurel]

🗿

[empty dew]

[split mortar]

Drink princess

[cloud ibex]

Is it permafrost

[pliant ruin]

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A OLD MAN

[empty dew]

I love drinking princesses, how would you tell that

[empty dew]

A dilf*

[pliant ruin]

ALSO NO ITS NOT DRUNK PRINCESS I CANT EVEN PICK THOSE

I WOULDVE PICKED CALAMITAS IF I COULD

BUT I CANT

[dusk laurel]

cheese you are 300 million years old

[mighty zenith]

is it aureus

[tropic merlin]

Alcoholism is killing

[split mortar]

Amidias

[empty dew]

Stylist?

[pliant ruin]

already said no to stylist 😭

YALL

HOW

R YOU FUMBLING THSI HARD 😭 😭

[empty dew]

Party girl?

[stoic gulch]

Clothier

[cloud ibex]

Arms dealer

[mighty zenith]

i forgor party girl existed

[sudden ruin]

dryad

[cloud ibex]

Honestly yeah I did too

[pliant ruin]

guys. ok

[split mortar]

Uhhh, Steampunker

[empty dew]

Do you know where the patreon names are stored in Github?

[pliant ruin]

guys i'm

guys i'm a catgirl

guys

[stoic gulch]

Lawsi hello

[mighty zenith]

nope

[empty dew]

Sad

[cloud ibex]

Oh right it’s the angler

[stoic gulch]

Old man

[mighty zenith]

nerd slime

[split mortar]

Denied

[sudden ruin]

zoologist

[pliant ruin]

HOW

[mighty zenith]

last guess

[tropic merlin]

Can I buy you for my house?

[pliant ruin]

HOW ARE YOU ALL FUBMLING

THIS BAD

[tropic merlin]

From zoologist

[sudden ruin]

guh

[dusk laurel]

tax collector

[split mortar]

Nurse

[dusk laurel]

duh

[pliant ruin]

ok

last tip

[stoic gulch]

With u mean v1

[tropic merlin]

Muh

[pliant ruin]

octo picked the same npc as i did

[mighty zenith]

im just messing with u now

[stoic gulch]

Who is octo

[split mortar]

Idfk who octopus

[cloud ibex]

I have no idea who octo picked

[split mortar]

It’s obviously golem

[sudden ruin]

what are we trying to guess

[tropic merlin]

Real

[dusk laurel]

guys it's enpress

[stoic gulch]

She’s ravager

[empty dew]

What will be in the next update?

[mighty zenith]

cheese's npc name

[dusk laurel]

idk either i just got here

[split mortar]

What npc cheese has a name on

[tropic merlin]

Desert update I guess

[stoic gulch]

CHANGELOG!!!!

[tropic merlin]

Aka lost sea update

[dusk laurel]

its sunken sea overhaul

[pliant ruin]

https://calamitymod.wiki.gg/wiki/NPCs

guys plz

go here

go to

npc names

plz

you guys. hyou guys

plz

[sudden ruin]

i dont wanna

[dusk laurel]

no

[pliant ruin]

you all are so mean. to me

[tropic merlin]

Maybe

[mighty zenith]

||admitedly i forgot town pets can have names||

[sudden ruin]

calamitas

[dusk laurel]

wouldn't the name be in sso

[mighty zenith]

||its cat||

[sudden ruin]

catlamitas

[stoic gulch]

Is it truffle

[pliant ruin]

i would if i could but cal npcs can't have other names

[dusk laurel]

since you became a patron after 2.0.4.004

[pliant ruin]

ye

i will be real in sso

[tropic merlin]

Becoming real through donate

[cloud ibex]

Not anymore! Pipe bobm

[tropic merlin]

NOOOO

[dusk laurel]

💥

[mighty zenith]

woag

[dusk laurel]

explodiarus

[stoic gulch]

Yummy 🤤

[dusk laurel]

whar.

[stoic gulch]

Uranium too 😋

[pliant ruin]

how did u guys even fumble that much it ws like the most obvious thing ever

[sudden ruin]

cheese pls im so lost..

[dusk laurel]

im putting you in a box

[pliant ruin]

garbo guessed it already 😭

town cat . town cat yall

[dusk laurel]

ohg.

cat

[mighty zenith]

ive known it for like

10 minutes

[cloud ibex]

I forgot town pets exist

[dusk laurel]

catlamitas???????

[stoic gulch]

I’m going to have to build my skeletal body up again like ikea furniture:(

[cloud ibex]

I don’t play this game

[mighty zenith]

ive just been messing with u

[tropic merlin]

I forgot

[sudden ruin]

cheese is that really an npc

[stoic gulch]

Kinda ironic cuz I’m Swedish

[sudden ruin]

guh

[split mortar]

Never crossed my mind till Garbo said it

[empty dew]

Okay, now, tell me
Where the fuck are the NPC's names are stored?

[pliant ruin]

idk

in the code

[split mortar]

Garbo take a shower you’re minmaxing name finding

[stoic gulch]

You is cheese pet

There is texture pack for cheese pet

[sudden ruin]

if i get a cat will it be named cheese

[pliant ruin]

possibly

[stoic gulch]

I’m going to name my next cat bombing a village with a thermonuclear bomb (in Minecraft)

[tropic merlin]

NO MORE WATER

[mighty zenith]

IM NOT STIN Y

[pliant ruin]

ya u are

[stoic gulch]

You are

[mighty zenith]

KILLS U

EXPLODES U

[pliant ruin]

🚿 🧼

[dusk laurel]

robots can't stink

[pliant ruin]

go shower

[cloud ibex]

🚿

[pliant ruin]

go stinky

[mighty zenith]

TURNS U INTO DUST

[stoic gulch]

Ur name is literally garbage

[dusk laurel]

u less you aren't one

[split mortar]

I can smell you from here

[stoic gulch]

Will u turn me into dust:(

[mighty zenith]

** **

[split mortar]

You are

[sudden ruin]

i don’t usually get the cat npc but ill do it now

[pliant ruin]

dont forget the shampoo and conditioner

[dusk laurel]

you stink!

[mighty zenith]

meanies

im telling on u to my dad

[stoic gulch]

Yeh I both have a clogged nose and don’t have nerves and I still smell him

[split mortar]

Who has reaction perms? Cheese?

[empty dew]

I love when 2 people mean 4 shower

[empty dew]

i am a noob lol!!!

[mighty zenith]

he works for fabsol and can get u addicted to meth

[stoic gulch]

MAKE IT FIVE

[empty dew]

They're a cool dude, after all

[stoic gulch]

They are

His name was haggbart slark I think before

[split mortar]

Ah right

[stoic gulch]

At least the user name

[split mortar]

What even is cool dude role

[cloud ibex]

Who

[mighty zenith]

le "stinky" on

[dusk laurel]

LMAO

he is good at games again

[mighty zenith]

fuck yoy

[dusk laurel]

stinky...

go shower

[pliant ruin]

this will be cheese graphics in 2025

[sudden ruin]

garbo it kinda smells

[stoic gulch]

stinky indeed

[cloud ibex]

Yea I think you should go shower ngl

[mighty zenith]

** **

[dusk laurel]

showering is good hygiene

[mighty zenith]

im a turtl i cant be stinky

[sudden ruin]

i mean ur name sounds like garbage almost ..

[dusk laurel]

do it

[sudden ruin]

turtls are very stinky

[stoic gulch]

EXACTLY

[pliant ruin]

turtles smell like swamp water

and fish

unless theyre sea turtles

[dusk laurel]

Garbage the Aureus Stinker

[stoic gulch]

As a skeleton I can approve

[mighty zenith]

NO TJEY DOMT

[pliant ruin]

in which case they smell like saltwater

and fish

which is probably better than swamp water and fish buit still not very good

[sudden ruin]

stimky

[mighty zenith]

this is bullying

[stoic gulch]

I luv bullying a guy by calling them stimky lmao

[mighty zenith]

im gonna cry in my showr

[pliant ruin]

GUESS WHAT

YOU ALSO BULLIED ME

[sudden ruin]

nuh uh

[cosmic zenith]

This is so me fr

[mighty zenith]

nuh uh

[empty dew]

Who are you trying to ball

[pliant ruin]

BY CLALING ME A SKELETON AND A OLD MAN AND OTHER THINGS

[sudden ruin]

whar

i would neva

[mighty zenith]

nuhuh!!!!

[pliant ruin]

his second guess for my npc name was fucking

SKELETON MERCHANT

WHY

[empty dew]

The dev!1!!!
Can I ask you where the heck NPCs names are stored?

[stoic gulch]

I am a skeleton and it’s very cool (trust)

[mighty zenith]

CAUSE HE SELLS MILK

YOU MAKE CHEES OUT OF MILK

[pliant ruin]

THROWS MILK AT YU

[mighty zenith]

[pliant ruin]

KJ-NIKOPÑ MCVS

[sudden ruin]

cats like a littl milk

[split mortar]

That would make Garbo cleaner

[pliant ruin]

hi yi sang

[calm patio]

[mighty zenith]

no it wouldnt

[cloud ibex]

Sentenced to the anti stink chamber for thirty minutes

[split mortar]

Yes it would you stink

[mighty zenith]

dejkdkzjiasjeaKKKSJEMXKWCIOA

dies

[dusk laurel]

you are stinking rn

get better

[mighty zenith]

u are projecting

[sudden ruin]

lore discussion smells extra stinky today

[mighty zenith]

im not stink y

[cosmic zenith]

Hi

[mighty zenith]

YOU are stink

[stoic gulch]

It wouldn’t make a difference ur too stinky that it transcends all animal smelling capabilities on the earth

[mighty zenith]

kills u

fine im going to be stinky somewhere else

[split mortar]

Garbo is being stinky

[stoic gulch]

Me or everyone here

[cloud ibex]

The shower

[sudden ruin]

get better garbo 💔

[cloud ibex]

🙏

[empty dew]

Hi

[stoic gulch]

Best lore discussion ever

[empty dew]

Garbo being stinked to death

[split mortar]

Such lore discussions
Like stinky Garbo

[empty dew]

Literally

[split mortar]

And cheese being dog town pet

[pliant ruin]

hi stip :D

NOT DOG

[dusk laurel]

this was so epicsauce

[pliant ruin]

CAT

IM A CATGIRL NOT A PUPPYGIRL

[split mortar]

Yeah, that’s what I said
Dog

[dusk laurel]

[pliant ruin]

crying. you all are so mean to me

[dusk laurel]

cheese the dog lover

[sudden ruin]

there is a big difference !!

[pliant ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-sadnae-sad-sanae-marisad-sad-marisa-gif-24327317

[calm patio]

Old

(Im old too so i can say it )

[dusk laurel]

sanae

[pliant ruin]

ye

[dusk laurel]

got beaten the shit out of by reimu

my lackey

SUCKS at her job

[stoic gulch]

The BZZZ sound with a scale that says fake

[pliant ruin]

tbf who dosen't get beaten the shit out of by reimu

[split mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[sudden ruin]

reimu like touhou or something

[stoic gulch]

Who’s that?

[pliant ruin]

ya

[dusk laurel]

yes

[sudden ruin]

fire..

[stoic gulch]

Exactly

[pliant ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/reimu-hakurei-retro-live-reaction-live-reimu-reaction-gif-25108998

[dusk laurel]

reimu

godslayer

[pliant ruin]

i'm literally a kibty

[sudden ruin]

reimu’s theme goes hard

[pliant ruin]

what are you talking about

[stoic gulch]

You is literally old man

[dusk laurel]

it really does

[split mortar]

Nah your cheese the drunk princess

You alchoholic

[dusk laurel]

leave cheese alone 😭

[pliant ruin]

no im not

killing you

[sudden ruin]

projecting

[pliant ruin]

ok well i do like drinking sometimes

BUT IM NOT

AN ALCOHOLIC

[dusk laurel]

WHAT.

[woeful patio]

Cheese is fermented milk

[stoic gulch]

I am definitili a skelington so I can’t doubble dye

[woeful patio]

[stoic gulch]

[split mortar]

That’s what a alchoholic would say….

[dusk laurel]

YOU AN ALCHOHOLIC?!?!!?!?!?

[pliant ruin]

NO0 IM NOT

[sudden ruin]

i dabble in alcohol in calamity

[pliant ruin]

IJ UST DRINK SOMETIMES

[calm patio]

Blehhh Alcohol..

[pliant ruin]

SOMETIMES!!!!

[stoic gulch]

Every two minutes

[real silo]

Can't believe cheese is an alcoholic

[split mortar]

Alchoholic in denial

[sudden ruin]

do you get the shakes cheese

[stoic gulch]

Crazy

[pliant ruin]

the shakles????

huhh

[sudden ruin]

the shakes

[pliant ruin]

i only drink like idk twice per month at most usually 😭

i like vodky

[dusk laurel]

alcohol

[stoic gulch]

Skill issue

[split mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[dusk laurel]

the shackles 😭😭

[real silo]

twice per month?

[pliant ruin]

at most ya

[real silo]

that's twice more than nonce per month

[pliant ruin]

i usually just drink tea and fruit juice...

[sudden ruin]

i didnt say the shackles 😭

[stoic gulch]

More like twice per second

[real silo]

What about straight water

[stoic gulch]

Ok I respect that

[pliant ruin]

ofc i drink water!!! everyone drinks water

[stoic gulch]

Depends on if it’s warm

[dusk laurel]

ik, it's just what was typed out

[pliant ruin]

but its not a BEVERAGE

[real silo]

Or do you only drink gay water

[pliant ruin]

i drink gay water

nvm

ur right

[stoic gulch]

Milk better

[real silo]

I'm always right

[dusk laurel]

water is best

including salt water

[split mortar]

The sea

[sudden ruin]

gay water where do i get some

[stoic gulch]

Am I a skeleton

[real silo]

salt like

saltraxia

[dusk laurel]

big water doesn't want you to drink it all up

[dusk laurel]

i'm beating you with hammers rn

[pliant ruin]

gay water fountain

[sudden ruin]

holy mole

[real silo]

proof? evidence?

[stoic gulch]

Where is gay water fountain

[dusk laurel]

[pliant ruin]

idk

[pliant ruin]

i have 3 type of dreams

1. gay
2. nonsensical
3. the horror

[real silo]

You don't have banmmer privileges

Debunked

[sudden ruin]

peak

[stoic gulch]

Me but replace wake up and go sleep with playing terraria

[woeful patio]

HOLY SHIT PROVIDENCE!

[dusk laurel]

what if i did???

[split mortar]

I have For dreams (why do I just go sleep then wake up)

[real silo]

if you did I wouldn't be here

[pliant ruin]

1 includes this dream i had of me and azzy going to the mall and getting fruit slushies together
2 includes this dream i had of me having to marry godzilla or else venezuela would explode
3 includes REDACTED

[dusk laurel]

same

i have no system for dreams

[stoic gulch]

I usually just have sleep paralysis

It sucks

[split mortar]

Oh

[sudden ruin]

omg azzy

[stoic gulch]

Asriel dreemurr

[dusk laurel]

adderal?????

[real silo]

zazathos

[sudden ruin]

i dont know azzy too much but they are very sily and nice

[split mortar]

Autism

[pliant ruin]

ya shes the best

[stoic gulch]

It was a minor spelling mistake

[stoic gulch]

Who are they even?

[real silo]

if she's the best can she nohit my mind attacks

[split mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[pliant ruin]

stabs you

[stoic gulch]

Lol

[pliant ruin]

with my wepaon

weapon

[dusk laurel]

light of the sun

[split mortar]

Ah, dog bites

[real silo]

parries with my fingernail

[stoic gulch]

Can u no hit a singular attack of me throwing a dorito chip as a shuriken

[dusk laurel]

beats your fingernail

feeds it to the eels

[stoic gulch]

Eww not eels

They don’t deserve it

[split mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/eel-pizza-devour-gif-25512719

[real silo]

beats by drae

[dusk laurel]

you're ew

[stoic gulch]

Take her hand and give it to the eels

[pliant ruin]

NJUASDNBVASKNGWASg

[real silo]

Her?

[pliant ruin]

im not a dog!!! im a cat!!!

[real silo]

Her?

[pliant ruin]

i litreally have

cat ears

and cat gloves

and cat food

[sudden ruin]

i think she has like the opposite time zone of me so i barely see her 😞

[stoic gulch]

🧀

[split mortar]

Sounds like you’re a doggirl trying to be a catgirl but failing

[pliant ruin]

her timezone is a little behind mine

[sudden ruin]

swear shes only on at like midnight-6am

[dusk laurel]

girlfailure

[real silo]

The fingernails in question was about me

[sudden ruin]

or something

[stoic gulch]

WHO IS SHE?

[pliant ruin]

shes sleeping rn

[real silo]

It was my fingernails that van was feeding to the eels

[pliant ruin]

user on this discord also my girlfriend

[stoic gulch]

Oh ok

[sudden ruin]

woah is it real

[dusk laurel]

nice

[split mortar]

Long distance relationship cool

[dusk laurel]

i talk to my drywall occasionally

[real silo]

Didn't know aza was your gf

[split mortar]

eat it

[real silo]

Idk how I didn't know

[stoic gulch]

You can’t even look it in the eyes

[sudden ruin]

had no clue is this new cheese lore

[dusk laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/568192082473386020/1287838237435629661/CataclysmPunchingSpeed.gif

[cloud ibex]

I don’t need a drywall

[dusk laurel]

killing you

[cloud ibex]

I talk to myself

[split mortar]

Cheese dropping random sudden lore once every two weeks

[dusk laurel]

damn

[pliant ruin]

not exactly weve been dating for a bit now

[dusk laurel]

i should do that

[indigo glade]

good morning lore peple

[real silo]

I will drop my lore every two weeks

[stoic gulch]

Just me that hopes he gets his own boss fight

[indigo glade]

i just woke upp

[stoic gulch]

Like he’s so cool

[real silo]

Starting today

[dusk laurel]

no.

[pliant ruin]

hi seeker of knowledge

[stoic gulch]

We are not talking about lore

[pliant ruin]

from calamity mod discord

[split mortar]

Like being involved in reign of yharim

[dusk laurel]

hellow sok

[real silo]

Did you know that the letter A is the first letter of the altphabet

[stoic gulch]

Nope

[dusk laurel]

no it's aleph

dummy

[pliant ruin]

ALEPH

REFERENCE

[stoic gulch]

It’s ä

[split mortar]

Qwerty

[stoic gulch]

Or ö or å

[sudden ruin]

🎉

[indigo glade]

normal behaviour for tgis accursed ppace

[pliant ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-corporation-good-always-overcomes-evil-white-night-one-sin-and-hundred-of-good-deeds-gif-9077400365870957966

[split mortar]

Garbo is stinky

[dusk laurel]

bomk

[cloud ibex]

You have those at the start of the alphabet?

[stoic gulch]

I ALWAYS SAY THIS YHEAR?

[real silo]

garbinky

[stoic gulch]

Nope it’s ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZÅÄÖ on Swedish

[indigo glade]

i wanns be caled a girl rn!!!!!

[cloud ibex]

Then you shall be

[real silo]

Hi a girl rn!!!!!

[stoic gulch]

Caled?

[indigo glade]

wronf

die

[real silo]

That's rude

[dusk laurel]

i wnna turn into fish rn

[split mortar]

Hello “a girl rn!!!!!”

[dusk laurel]

just swim

[stoic gulch]

Me too

[pliant ruin]

hi girl

[indigo glade]

all of you are mean

:(

[dusk laurel]

girlfailure

[stoic gulch]

I didn’t even say anything?

[sudden ruin]

fishes get eaten by cat

[real silo]

sorry I'll do better

[dusk laurel]

what.

[split mortar]

So cheese can’t catch fish

[sudden ruin]

ive seen it .

[stoic gulch]

Yeah 🧀 won’t eat vanillin at least

[indigo glade]

fish eat cat

[stoic gulch]

Cuz she’s a dog girl

[dusk laurel]

WHAT

[sudden ruin]

❌

[pliant ruin]

this is so mean

i literally have cat ear warmers,,,,

[real silo]

Fish eat fish

[indigo glade]

havw you seen how big some fish can get

[sudden ruin]

cheese tha catgirlfailure

[real silo]

Survival of the fishest

[dusk laurel]

i don't eat cat...

[sudden ruin]

wait what this sounds so aweosme

[stoic gulch]

Fish eat fish talk to fish listen to fish die a fish

[pliant ruin]

ya theyre cute

[split mortar]

Nah, doggirlfail

[pliant ruin]

also i have to go shower now goodbye

[indigo glade]

woah....

[split mortar]

Ah cleanliness

[sudden ruin]

byebye chees

[dusk laurel]

YOU STOONK TOO

[stoic gulch]

Goodbye dog girl

[sudden ruin]

wrong ❌

[dusk laurel]

^

[split mortar]

(That’s how we know they’re a dog girl, cats don’t like water)

[indigo glade]

im so tir3dddd

[real silo]

Devourer of girls girl

[stoic gulch]

Isn’t a mermaid just a fish girl

[indigo glade]

help

[sudden ruin]

cats actually love water

have you not seen mo?

https://tenor.com/view/mo-cat-updog-funny-cat-cat-bath-gif-21354374

[stoic gulch]

How early or late is it 4 u

[stoic gulch]

I luv him

[split mortar]

Exceptions apply but cheese is not that weird to be one

[indigo glade]

11

am

just woke up

[split mortar]

You British?

[stoic gulch]

Are u British?

[stoic gulch]

^

[sudden ruin]

europe ahh time zone

[indigo glade]

no im on islqnd that is hslf thr world scross

[dusk laurel]

it's 6 am for me

[indigo glade]

yes im british

[sudden ruin]

mw too

[stoic gulch]

Sweden best cuz it’s like 6 am all the time 😎

[split mortar]

So many British people here

[dusk laurel]

so you steal historical artifacts...

interesting.

[sudden ruin]

not british i mean its 6 am

[dusk laurel]

yeag

east coast pilled

for me

[sudden ruin]

💯

me too

[split mortar]

Shhhh

We just had a collector run our country for like 500 years

[stoic gulch]

I rewoke ur seeking knowledge rights!!!

[sudden ruin]

hows the queen doin

[indigo glade]

ded

[split mortar]

Fighting Satan

[sudden ruin]

yall get a day off for that or what

[dusk laurel]

queen's been dead

[indigo glade]

soyou know how like

jurassic park

[split mortar]

I think we got two days off when she died but not a yearly one

[indigo glade]

they used dinosaur bones or watever to revives the dinosaur

[dusk laurel]

womp

no holiday

we got 2001

beat that

[sudden ruin]

we still have to go to school

[indigo glade]

theyre going to do that to thr queen

[sudden ruin]

dummy

[dusk laurel]

crap

forgot

[stoic gulch]

Sweet america

[dusk laurel]

tgis is what happens when i wake up

dunmy brain

[split mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-jump-bite-rah-gif-16579809368338670257

That is a gif

[stoic gulch]

No ur just dumb /j

[dusk laurel]

it is

[sudden ruin]

[stoic gulch]

Dawg

[dusk laurel]

mari from omori

[sudden ruin]

i should play omori again

[split mortar]

Go video dog

[stoic gulch]

I got trauma from omori

[tropic merlin]

[sudden ruin]

too bad

[split mortar]

Play Oneshot

[dusk laurel]

i didn't

[split mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-oneshot-pet-gif-9085596534425905479

[stoic gulch]

IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU!!!

[sudden ruin]

i lub it

[dusk laurel]

haven't played celeste in a while

should tbh

[split mortar]

Same

[sudden ruin]

lowkey im a basil hater

[dusk laurel]

gaybriel

[stoic gulch]

NOOOO DONT SO IT V1

[split mortar]

Oh no

What about my spare change

[tropic merlin]

Later

[stoic gulch]

Are you one of those peeps in ultrakill fandom

[sudden ruin]

no

[tropic merlin]

maybe

[dusk laurel]

no.

[stoic gulch]

Good

[dusk laurel]

haven't even played it yet

it was a ref to draedon being gay

[stoic gulch]

Play it it gives me a heart attack

[sudden ruin]

why are ultrakill fans gay but in a little bit of a weird way

[dusk laurel]

tgey are quirky idk

[mighty zenith]

then dont

[stoic gulch]

I’m not weird:(

I’m just addicted to terraria

[sudden ruin]

i do love ultrakill and am gay and weird

[dusk laurel]

minos prime number

[tropic merlin]

C-c-c-combo

[split mortar]

I’m bi and weird and I enjoy watching ultrakill

[stoic gulch]

Are you threatening them

[indigo glade]

i blame the ultrakill bodyy pillows

[sudden ruin]

do you have one

[split mortar]

Ew stinker

[tropic merlin]

Blame humanity

[indigo glade]

no i donr play ultrakill

[dusk laurel]

tge WAHT

WHY

[sudden ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1038901257747832884/1048796726737260544/image0.gif

[dusk laurel]

DO THEY HAVE THOSE

[sudden ruin]

yeah

[mighty zenith]

fuck yoy i showrred

[stoic gulch]

I think six of them

[sudden ruin]

official merch

[split mortar]

Ah the once a year one

[dusk laurel]

and still can't spell

[split mortar]

Washed their braincells away

[dusk laurel]

this is a warcrime

[stoic gulch]

Yeah we DEFINITELY trust you Garbo the stimky lover

[hoary berry]

i love this emoji so much

[dusk laurel]

okay

back on topic

[sudden ruin]

[dusk laurel]

vanilla bestiary rewrite in calamity

[stoic gulch]

Did u now there’s a ass(charger) mod that is officially endorsed by the developers 🙂

[dusk laurel]

moonlord entry

[stoic gulch]

I’m in great pain

[dusk laurel]

did NOT need to know that

[split mortar]

Silva

[dusk laurel]

feeding you to the eels

[indigo glade]

this is v1 gabriel is way more "suggestive"

[hoary berry]

i forgot we had silva art

[dusk laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-eating-eel-tiktok-gif-24477918

[hoary berry]

whar the fuck
why did you post this????

[dusk laurel]

what is this.

[split mortar]

What are the lore reasons for her to have skin and not plant

[stoic gulch]

Wtf is this

[sudden ruin]

what .

[sudden ruin]

get this off my screen

[dusk laurel]

stop with the ultrakill!!!!!!!

[split mortar]

It’s official ultrakill merch

[stoic gulch]

Most normal day in calamity discord

[tropic merlin]

This topic becomes Ultrakill topic we need to stop it now

[dusk laurel]

this ain't loring

i tried to

[sudden ruin]

bestiary should be reworked

[tropic merlin]

Before it's too late

[stoic gulch]

I luv draedon lore

[indigo glade]

ultrakill lore

[stoic gulch]

Yeh

[split mortar]

We never will

[tropic merlin]

I agree.

But it will take some time

[dusk laurel]

it will

[split mortar]

They’re doing that

[tropic merlin]

That's for sure

[stoic gulch]

I NEED GREEN SLIME CALAMITY LORE

[dusk laurel]

guys they are doin tgat

[dusk laurel]

there is

already

[indigo glade]

smetging about robots thay feed on blood and all humans are dead

[tropic merlin]

I mean I would like to read more lore about classic monsters

[stoic gulch]

[sudden ruin]

put it in a draedon computer or something like the codebreaker

[split mortar]

God also abandoned all of existence

[tropic merlin]

Like about big eye and how the fuk there is so many

[stoic gulch]

Or died

[split mortar]

Maybe? Idk

[stoic gulch]

I am imploding

💥

[dusk laurel]

boohoo

[indigo glade]

i need sleeeep

[dusk laurel]

explode more

[sudden ruin]

go eepy

[stoic gulch]

💥 💥 💥

[tropic merlin]

I still don't understand who Silva truly is
Is she a god? Does she kill a dragon for this? Why did she called the first Dryad and what happened with other drayads?

[dusk laurel]

im eepy

[stoic gulch]

Go 2 sleep

[indigo glade]

but i uust woke up

and early

[dusk laurel]

elemental

[stoic gulch]

She is a god

[sudden ruin]

soo eeepy

[dusk laurel]

and a god

[hoary berry]

go eep

[stoic gulch]

And a elemental

[dusk laurel]

i said tgat

already

[split mortar]

She is a elemental that became a god, she is also the only other being we know to have done a perfect ascension like Xeroc

[dusk laurel]

^

[stoic gulch]

[dusk laurel]

what ge said idk

[split mortar]

She is immortal due to elemental not due to life god

[dusk laurel]

also yes

[stoic gulch]

Noxus is not a god and I love it for him

[dusk laurel]

die

[tropic merlin]

Wait so it means elements can also observe auric souls?

[dusk laurel]

i will bury noxus into the underworld

[strong notch]

What is it then? Other than a leader of hive mind

[dusk laurel]

its a being

[tropic merlin]

Or she was born like this already

[dusk laurel]

she obtained it

duhg

[split mortar]

Yes, but silva may be the only one sapient enough to actually do the ritual

[dusk laurel]

why would they have it already

the dragons were the only auric soul users we know of