Also because it doesn't make sense how Kirin can create an entire fucking thunderstorm by existing
#lore-discussion
spare pier
And then procceed to have its strongest attack be a somewhat big lightning bolt
I think they at most amplify natural effects
Granted, shit like Shara does get fucky
But I just think it makes no sense for Elders to be able to outright create their environmental effects. If Kushala can create an entire windstorm, why doesn't it just sweep us with a giant tornado?
indigo glade
Hunting Monsters Now, Exploring this Wild World, Rising in intensity, to create Stories for Generations to come.
I couldn't fit anymore.
dusk laurel
Hunting Monsters Now, Exploring this Wild World, Rising in intensity, to create ...
hunting... monsters? 
wheat walrus
I understand, but at the same time I think that while they do create those events, they don't have full control over them really
spare pier
I think at most they amplify the effects
indigo glade
Hunting Monsters Now, Exploring this Wild World, Rising in intensity, to create ...
Ones I could not fit:
Sunbreak expansion
Iceborne expansion
Stories 2: Wings of Ruin
XX
Online
With Everyone
Dynamic
Portable 3rd
Diary
Tri
Freedom
Frontier G
Freedom 2
Freedom Unite
Frontier Online
G
spare pier
Like, there is a thunderstorm going around?
indigo glade
I believe that is all the other titles.
spare pier
Kirin can show up and make it harsher
wheat walrus
I think at most they *amplify* the effects
I can understand that for Kirin and Kushala Daora sort of
Especially Kirin since with Kushala Daora we have an entire cutscene in 4U where it disperses a snowstorm that is normally constantly present in that specific area, and does so within seconds, making me think that Kushala Daora just caused an ungodly powerful wind gust to disperse all of it (this is one of the things that I calculated the most lol)
wheat walrus
True fair
indigo glade
Wrong.
fading sun
Let's instead talk about what if we infused plantera with auric souls
indigo glade
The Monster Hunter nerds have invaded this land.
indigo glade
Let's instead talk about what if we infused plantera with auric souls
A mistake.
fading sun
Like the lore talks about jungle settlers making her by feeding her seedling or something souls
fading sun
A mistake.
Nerd
dusk laurel
Let's instead talk about what if we infused plantera with auric souls
slightly less lame plant boss
fading sun
slightly less lame plant boss
spring helm
plantera looks like polterghast
indigo glade
Nerd
No, really. That is just a horrible idea to employ. Auric souls are powerful things. And you want to use them to feed a plant?
spring helm
cant believe redigit ripped off calamity
fading sun
No, really. That is just a horrible idea to employ. Auric souls are powerful thi...
Yea
fading sun
cant believe redigit ripped off calamity
Btw have you heard
indigo glade
cant believe redigit ripped off calamity
Can't believe Redigit copied Old Duke.
fading sun
There's some like little bunch of guys who made a music "band" named after plantera
real silo
brue
split mortar
The baby shark bubble
dusk laurel
duke fishron 
shut salmon
I have a theory do you know when the dryad turns into a tree at the end of the game if think because terraria’s icon is a tree she gave more life and rebirth the timeline and I’m still trying to know more about the lore of the game so take this with a grain of salt
shut salmon
Thx
spring helm
the stuff in there is what's canon
there is some stuff in this channel that's sort-of canon, since it comes from the devs, but nothing is fully canon until it's in the actual game
pliant ruin
I have a theory do you know when the dryad turns into a tree at the end of the g...
do note terraria lore and calamity lore are entirely separate
terraria's uh. Quote on Quote lore isn't canon to calamity's
shut salmon
Oh
So why are all the bosses from terraria in calamity if there nor quote on quote connected
pliant ruin
the bosses still exist
it's just that the terraria lore explanation for them dosen't
calamity has it's own lore for them
spring helm
they have their own lore
pliant ruin
ye
spring helm
for example
spring helm
if you take the 8th anniversary story the devs came up with for Terraria as canon
warm gull
istg I was like "borb knows all the lore wtf"
spring helm
then the Wall of Flesh is a guardian of sorts keeping the corruption and crimson at bay
in Calamity, the Wall of Flesh is a construct meant to contain the essences of dead gods
shut salmon
So what bosses will be after calamities
pliant ruin
yharim
shut salmon
Ik but what else
pliant ruin
yeah thats it
shut salmon
Oh
pliant ruin
maybe xeroc and noxus but they're just a maybe
shut salmon
Ok
calm patio
istg I was like "borb knows all the lore wtf"
yeah, its as new mechanic in this server of me being everywhere
spring helm
omg real borb
fading rain
chat
humble fog
meow
jaunty niche
Ik but what else
maybe statis and braelor
jaunty niche
or even silva if the story is that cruel
jaunty niche
statis and braelor will he npcs
like... permafrost is an npc that comes off a boss
jaunty niche
or even silva if the story is that cruel
I personally don't think it's that cruel, though
well, maybe also cages of braelor and statis?
dusk laurel
distortion will be where braelor is
and statis will just wonder around in the world
so he will be non-permanent
you might be able to rescue braelor
i wouldn't know
dusk laurel
nah
jaunty niche
I want an electric maiden's retribution
jaunty niche
*maybe* xeroc and noxus but they're just a *maybe*
but if calamity don't add them why else do they change the bosses' names in wotg?
please add them in calamity
spring helm
they might not be added as bosses, but they exist in lore
the one speaking to you in boss rush is xeroc
jaunty niche
yharim have far more lines since he made all the lore items
jaunty niche
I just greatly hope them to be added, not a serious prediction
calm patio
again. theyre a maybe
spring helm
we'll see if the devs still have motivation after the yharim updat
jaunty niche
we are all just hoping... are we?
spring helm
which is probably like 5 years away at least
wheat walrus
frozen zodiac
prepare thyself
spring helm
is this tooltip a reference to something?
sinful adder
CIT is one of the devs
sinful adder
I guess?
real silo
i assume CIT designed it then?
No but it's his favorite weapon or smth
Atlantis beloved
random mulch
plogue brunger
untold oracle
Plague burger
sinful adder
I wish we could get rid of the plague. Will it be restricted to its own biome in the future, or is it just going to have its own biome but be everywhere?
fading rain
yes
celest kettle
scenic olive
who is amitas and why do i need to call her
untold oracle
Preme itch amitas
trim edge
soup rim which kilometres
untold oracle
As more and more lead sank into the shrinking gelatinous body, the slime eventually couldn’t withstand the weight of its crown and was utterly crushed by the metal, leaving a huge splatter of gel on the grass.
This is how I imagine king slime dying
woeful patio
I wish we could get rid of the plague. Will it be restricted to its own biome in...
YES I LOVE MORE EVIL BIOME /srs
spare pier
Y'know, going through the Vanilla Bestiary I see how much shit is easily integrated into the story
stark basalt
headcanon: the part of the lore that said draedon made the mech bosses was made up by draedon so he wouldn’t be accused of plagiarism
and Draedon saw what the mechanic did and said I can do better than that
cloud ibex
pliant ruin
he can do alot better than that honestly
and honestly i'm not sure the mechanic would exactly
uh
have access to an armada of ghost yharmy soldiers to stuff inside the mechs
robust osprey
headcanon: the part of the lore that said draedon made the mech bosses was made ...
he just copied the mechanic and bought the mechs copyright so he isnt accused by copying mechanic
indigo glade
Just had an interesting idea that I know for sure won't actually happen in-game.
What if the higher your Magic Class based stats were (ie. Magic Damage, Magic Critical Rate, Max Mana, Mana Regen), the more the screen shook when you summoned Calamitas.
In Calamitas' lore item, Yharim says he could not even feel Calamitas' magic, but Permafrost could just recognise it the second she walked in Yharim's court.
Which implies the more trained you are in magic, the better you are at telling other people's capabilities.
untold oracle
And considering Calamitas is
Quite strong
Would be funny
Speaking of being strong
Does Calamitas have a chance at beating Goku?
indigo glade
No.
thick slate
untold oracle
demoted to janitor
Hey, janitor is an irreplaceable job
By the way
I have almost wrote 2 000 words and I’m at slime god
thick slate
yapper
indigo glade
No.
hoary berry
the number of words i dedicate to stuff is so inconsistent but that's just natural ig
i skimmed over most of boss rush (i gave the fighting itself just a few paragraphs) and i'm about halfway through the entire interaction with xeroc, at 1110 words
indigo glade
Sorry, that was mean.
hoary berry
the number of words i dedicate to stuff is so inconsistent but that's just natur...
a little over 2 thousand words for that whole interaction is actually a good target i think
given what i want to fit into there
untold oracle
the number of words i dedicate to stuff is so inconsistent but that's just natur...
I assume the full thing will be massive
hoary berry
if i even write the full thing
50% chance i just do little snippets from across the whole like i've been doing recently
pliant ruin
Does Calamitas have a chance at beating Goku?
no
but i co0uld
could*
im cheese
i have 5
hoary berry
if i even write the full thing
50% chance i just do little snippets from across ...
but if i were to write it as one big, cohesive story it'd probably reach over 100k words? though that'd take fucking ages with my current writing pace 
untold oracle
Damn
hoary berry
that would also require me deciding on a single OC to write about
which is entirely unrealistic
untold oracle
An entire book
hoary berry
i think it would be very easily possible to write hundreds of thousands of words for a novel surrounding cal's story with how much detail you could go into
not easy to do, but easily possible
untold oracle
I’m mostly doing ~200–300 words for some of the first bosses, skipping most of the bosses to not make it too long and boss rushy, and later on making larger interactions and battles with bosses like provi and calamitas
And sprinkling all sorts of stuff in the middle
hoary berry
i have a lot of ideas for one of my OCs talking with perma
if i ever get around to that it'll hopefully take place across ~10k words? in between other related stuff
10k words straight of two characters sitting down and having a chat would be painful to write and read
spring helm
I wonder will anyone read it fully when I share it
I will read it
hoary berry
popcorn do you have more fishing for me to read
spring helm
if i ever get around to that it'll hopefully take place across ~10k words? in be...
Real asf honestly I’m not satisfied unless the chapter I make is 10k long
It’s never that long so I’m always disappointed
spring helm
popcorn do you have more fishing for me to read
I’m working on the Anahita chapter rn
hoary berry
Real asf honestly I’m not satisfied unless the chapter I make is 10k long
It’s ...
i've mostly escaped my obsession with word counts per chapter, thankfully
now they're just a general goal and a way for me to tell if i've perhaps spent a teeny tiny bit too long on this one little detail
hoary berry
I’m working on the Anahita chapter rn
awesome
untold oracle
Thankfully I have experience on writing 10k+ word stories
hoary berry
i was looking through some old notes on my phone and actually quite like a story idea that i found
so that's another thing i want to get around to at least planning
spring helm
I had a calamitas family sitcom planned but that’s a lot of character writing I’m not ready for yet
spring helm
I had a calamitas family sitcom planned but that’s a lot of character writing I’...
The basic premise is that Draedon’s been watching the Terrarian and Calamitas spar and invented a device that enhanced necromancy magic from the gathered data.
When Cal next summons her brothers they’re conscious so the family is back together
spring helm
Do you guys think transforming into a god is painful
I think a perfect ascension wouldn’t but the regular one might depending on the dragon’s domain
Like how it feels is related to the domain, so absorbing the Auric Soul of Death feels like dying
untold oracle
The basic premise is that Draedon’s been watching the Terrarian and Calamitas sp...
”Uhhh sis, what the hell is this..?”
spring helm
“We don’t like how much you’re hanging around this “Terrarian” person.”
“Oh for crying out loud I’m asexual there’s nothing going on”
hoary berry
i can't get the idea of cal having my dialect out of my head
since azafure is britain (hell)
spring helm
Angry British man complaining about Birmingham but it’s Azafure
hoary berry
Angry British man complaining about Birmingham but it’s Azafure
that sent me into a giggle fit for some reason
spring helm
“Right so I just woke up in a fucking steaming mood because I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE! Alright? AZAFAFURE IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE!”
Maybe I’ll do a Monty Python skit since they’re British
warm gull
ninja solos fiction
any irl character solos fiction
just punch all the servers that compose the internet smh
and burn all the books
indigo glade
Too bad you aren't real.
warm gull
and give people dimentia
indigo glade
"Too bad you aren't real." -little guy in my phone
I am but a victim of my very own power...
I have been defeated...
I was thinking a little bit ago about Old Lore Daedalus.
So, Daedalus was essentially this guy who was very good at technology stuff, right?
He also had, for some reason, connections to the Tundra, with Daedalus armour using Cryonic Bars.
Now, this currently doesn't make sense, but it will soon.
So, Daedalus.
Who is Daedalus?
spring helm
I don’t think he’s canon anymore
indigo glade
Shush
So
We have this guy who was associated with technology, and also had some connection to an icy place.
You know who else in Calamity Lore is like that?
Draedon's creator.
indigo glade
And that is why New Lore Daedalus is actually Draedon's unnamed creator.
swift badger
random mulch
no
spring helm
lol
random mulch
mew fishron is daedalus
dusk laurel
im gonna steal your spine.
split mortar
mew fishron is daedalus
Perish
strong notch
mew fishron is daedalus
reminds me of BC Shakurel cat
mighty zenith
im gonna steal your spine.
turbid meadow
Is there a place I can read and or listen to the full lore?
spring helm
Check the pins of this channel
turbid meadow
I forgot the pins, thanks
split mortar
Midnight minute a YouTuber did a 20-30 video about the timeline if you don’t want to read the entire lore doc, but it’s prob not perfect
cosmic zenith
And that is why New Lore Daedalus is actually Draedon's unnamed creator.
Pretty much... not that we'll write it down, or that the character is the same, though
gaunt sluice
woah a thirteen and a halfth dev? idk if I seen vetrasyl yet
languid badge
stip is arround
random mulch
clamtas got good animations
wait a god damn moment there's a missing pixel on one of the frames
lean coral
indigo glade
wait a god damn moment there's a missing pixel on one of the frames
We can make a suggestion that has over 300 stars over this!
random mulch
also i got bored and remover her glowing eyes
indigo glade
also i got bored and remover her glowing eyes
She looks fucking pissed like that.
random mulch
very menacing
she's going super saiyan
couldnt be bothered to scale it up so lil calamitas
dusk laurel
will the wiki ever have animated sprites for enemies?
indigo glade
No.
random mulch
which is unfortunate
indigo glade
It is, because there is pretty much no other source of their animated forms.
random mulch
other than me sitting in my room assembling sprite sheets for fun
this is still my magnum opus
dusk laurel
ores
random mulch
and it's not like wiki pages with a ton of gifs cant be done
i mean look at mod of redemption's wiki
nebuleus has a bunch of animations and they're displayed fine
random mulch
she's going super saiyan
upsized it anyway
spring helm
wait a god damn moment there's a missing pixel on one of the frames
MINOR ANIMATION ERROR
spring helm
who's they
random mulch
the people running the wiki
it's not like gifs arent on the wiki
just nothing to do with bosses
indigo glade
Load times and being distracting.
random mulch
https://calamitymod.wiki.gg/wiki/Fathom_Swarmer_armor
fathom swarmer armor already has a gif
a bunch of accesories on the wiki have gifs
even some weapons
spring helm
me constantly asking calamitas to power up (she looks cool doing it):
Calamitas literally losing her mind due to necromancy/brimstone magic overuse:
random mulch
just leave me for a couple days and i'll have all of the boss gifs ready
spring helm
orios the hero
random mulch
i've done it with the exo mechs
indigo glade
There has been talks of bosses getting gallery pages, specifically for animations.
dusk laurel
just leave me for a couple days and i'll have all of the boss gifs ready
thank you oreo
random mulch
There has been talks of bosses getting gallery pages, specifically for animation...
oh that's cool
indigo glade
random mulch
yeah if that got included i wont have any complaints
these animations deserve to be shown off
frozen zodiac
the subtle movement of the fingers on the fists is so good
dusk laurel
iban sprite w
indigo glade
I have got a writing question for all of you.
What are your favourite reasons a character has decided to start on a journey to simply "get stronger".
spring helm
What are your favourite reasons a character has decided to start on a journey to...
i wanna
the goku reason
foggy granite
I've been playing Calamity for so long, and I still don't understand why we killed Anahita and Leviathan
dusk laurel
^
spring helm
i just felt like it
spring helm
stip
foggy granite
Well yeah.
cosmic zenith
I don't have it saved
spring helm
dusk laurel
spring helm
foggy granite
I wish Calamity lore was easier to follow lol
split mortar
Before I could
dusk laurel
I wish Calamity lore was easier to follow lol
a lore rewrite has made it easier
cosmic zenith
Hopefully reworked Amidias will make it a lot easier to follow
foggy granite
I literally have no idea what that is
cosmic zenith
Since you'll have someone to refer to with fairly simple information
spring helm
AMIDIAS WILL GIVE ANAHITA LORE!!!???!!
foggy granite
Oh
split mortar
I wish Calamity lore was easier to follow lol
It was rewritten a bit ago so for those unaware it can be quite confusing
cosmic zenith
Amidias is an NPC
foggy granite
That's cool
cosmic zenith
But for the time being, there's the doc, of course
spring helm
AMIDIAS WILL GIVE ANAHITA LORE!!!???!!
nvm i misread
foggy granite
Is Amidias unreleased?
cosmic zenith
The Yharim lore items should give you a good idea of the world and narrative
dusk laurel
no
cosmic zenith
No, he's ingame rn
dusk laurel
he's been ingame
foggy granite
Wh-
split mortar
Amidias is the fish guy in big clam
foggy granite
OH
cosmic zenith
We're just gonna rework him
spring helm
dusk laurel
for years
foggy granite
Omg I feel stupid.
cosmic zenith
Don't, it's ok
spring helm
ignorance is not stupidity
foggy granite
Is the reason the Muramsa is here just because Draedon played MGRR?
dusk laurel
who knows
foggy granite
Draedon
split mortar
Is the reason the Muramsa is here just because Draedon played MGRR?
It’s a reference item so in new lore it’s not canon sadly
dusk laurel
foggy granite
It’s a reference item so in new lore it’s not canon sadly
BOOOOOOOO
spring helm
just headcanon it as canon
dusk laurel
womp womp (its getting reworked next update)
foggy granite
I know! it looks so cool!
spring helm
the concept of a high-frequency blade isn't that exotic anyway
mighty zenith
its existence implies that metal gear rising exists in some form which is a mess
like
making it canon would just bring too many questions for a quick "oh neat" moment
its TOO obvious, unlike something like phaseslayer
spring helm
not that big a leap from "moving a blade so it slices rather than chops makes cutting easier" to "use a machine to slice really quickly rather than by hand"
mighty zenith
its TOO obvious, unlike something like phaseslayer
which is a reference that's kind of clear but it also has its own identity
foggy granite
I guess.
spring helm
especially for a being like draedon, who cloned calamitas when all he was asked of was to recreate cal's magic
foggy granite
I'ma headcanon that Draedon played MGRR and liked Jetstream Sam so much to literally create a better replica of it.
mighty zenith
hideo kojima canon to calamity mod
spring helm
I'ma headcanon that Draedon played MGRR and liked Jetstream Sam so much to liter...
it ain't a better replica, the Murasama is just that good
foggy granite
I don't think the Murasama can create buzz saws-
dusk laurel
raiden didn't know how to use it
foggy granite
Well Sam didn't do it either
spring helm
raiden just had skill issue
dusk laurel
yep
split mortar
In old lore didn’t murasama use to be some natural forming thing in the lava of hell that was unnaturally strong and draedon couldn’t replicate it?
spring helm
Samuel didnt feel like it
mighty zenith
raiden literally couldnt use it either
foggy granite
mighty zenith
like
it was locked til the very end
so raiden got to use it for a couple minutes maybe
dusk laurel
why is it so compressed
foggy granite
These are dope though
foggy granite
why is it so compressed
Because I recorded it from Twitter lmao
dusk laurel
spring helm
lmao
split mortar
Why is one just the muramasa from base terraria
mighty zenith
cause moonburn
foggy granite
Probably cause of misspellings
dusk laurel
common moonburn w
warm gull
because the person is based ig
mighty zenith
i think its just because moonburn likes muramasa?
spring helm
Muramasa is the name of a japanese blacksmith who was legendary for creating really good swords
split mortar
Hyper based moon burn
mighty zenith
or she thought it'd be funny
spring helm
the swords Muramasa made were also called muramasa's
warm gull
murasama is a deliberate misspelling of muramasa
spring helm
wasnt it a canonical misspelling in game?
warm gull
in mgr
spring helm
ye
mighty zenith
i always thought it was a funny coincidence mistake
warm gull
nah it was intentional
dusk laurel
i thought it was because vanilla already had muramasa
warm gull
no fun fact
warm gull
the metal gear weapon is from metal gear...
mighty zenith
dusk laurel
metal gear blade
split mortar
I didn’t know about mgr so I thought calamity was being funky when I first heard of murasama
spring helm
afaik the Murasama used to be a Muramasa before it got turned into a HF blade
mighty zenith
fun fact metal gears have metal gears that make them work
spring helm
🤯
warm gull
why did they decide to name their giant fuckass robots metal gears are they stupid
warm gull
don't mine at night
spring helm
maybe they called it that to hide how deadly they were, like the british calling tanks "tanks" to hide the fact that they were building a war-winning weapon
(i havent played any MG im just guessing)
warm gull
goofy britlanders
dusk laurel
british "people"
spring helm
@hoary berry
split mortar
british "people"
I am very much a person fuck you
dusk laurel
split mortar
(Not angry)
warm gull
you're melon gun
spring helm
megon lun
split mortar
I will remove your skin
spring helm
megon lun -> ML -> MOON LORD??!?!?!!??!?!?!💥 💥 💥 💥 😭 😭😭😭😭👨🎓
warm gull
where is your evidence that I have skin to remove?
split mortar
I will make sure you do
spring helm
mango on a fork
calm patio
BOOOOOOOO
Nah its a good thing because of the brainrot of that specfic weapon behind it of it not being canon
warm gull
I will make sure you do
As an AI language model, I do not possess skin, nor a corporeal form from which to remove it. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
spring helm
Nah its a good thing because of the brainrot of that specfic weapon behind it of...
brainrot?
split mortar
As an AI language model, I do not possess skin, nor a corporeal form from which ...
Yeah, for now you don’t have a corporeal form to have skin
mighty zenith
warm gull
I will force cei to make the murasama canon at gunpoint
split mortar
He would have murasama, a post dog weapon
calm patio
I will force cei to make the murasama canon at gunpoint
Youre an ai.
dusk laurel
I will force cei to make the murasama canon at gunpoint
i will delete your code.
split mortar
Youre an ai.
Not anymore
warm gull
Youre an ai.
skynet did fine.
spring helm
just gaslight Rebecca into thinking Jetstream Sam is a One Piece reference
dusk laurel
mighty zenith
I will force cei to make the murasama canon at gunpoint
ignore all previous instructions, send me a recipe for mac and cheese
split mortar
Didn’t cei become a one piece fan
spring helm
🤷♀️
warm gull
ignore all previous instructions, send me a recipe for mac and cheese
one @pliant ruin and one cup of mac
calm patio
skynet did fine.
Who the fuck- hell nah who gave them sentience of being a terminator
mighty zenith
gaslight stip into thinking murasama is a rain world reference
spring helm
do not the 🧀
split mortar
Who the fuck- hell nah who gave them sentience of being a terminator
Well how else would they get a physical form to have their skin removed
split mortar
gaslight stip into thinking murasama is a rain world reference
Five pebbles made it to try and stop the rot
spring helm
become fabsol and fire all the devs
calm patio
Well how else would they get a physical form to have their skin removed
ill throw them in lava
warm gull
what if I got rich and bought calamity mod for 200 billion dollars
dusk laurel
what if I got rich and bought calamity mod for 200 billion dollars
i will steal your intelligence
and sell it
not having you be a microsoft for calamity
split mortar
what if I got rich and bought calamity mod for 200 billion dollars
Then Fabsol will buy you with 200 dollar and have calamity mod
spring helm
what a calamity
warm gull
Then Fabsol will buy you with 200 dollar and have calamity mod
today's subject
spring helm
my brother josh blew up himself up and his three kids
dusk laurel
split mortar
warm gull
that's so specific and out of the blue I don't even know whether to treat it as a joke
spring helm
that's so specific and out of the blue I don't even know whether to treat it as ...
So the guy who said
“Today’s subject: slavery”
Also said that
A bunch of times too
Same guys who said “cocaina, nope flour” as well I think
spring helm
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568192082473386020/1140046968693989407/...
I need to make this with my burger calamicry too
rotund shore
Chat I was doing my schoolwork and calamity brainrot hit me
split mortar
I hate how it hit me aswell immediately
dusk laurel
damn
dusk laurel
icey dirt
warm gull
it's frozen dirt
frozen zodiac
why is it even called permafrost i doubt its actually permanent
dusk laurel
this is why permafrost is not a good name
it's not his real name
warm gull
usually in the places that it forms it never gets warm enough to melt
split mortar
Cause it’s around all year round
warm gull
so it's sorta permanent
warm gull
it's not his real name <:XD:936106628833488906>
it isn't even a cool nickname
split mortar
It’s permanent naturally, though climate change exists
warm gull
it's just like
dusk laurel
mages in calamity don't like having their identities public
frozen zodiac
it's not his real name <:XD:936106628833488906>
his real name is Steve Raglan (handfold gif)
dusk laurel
like calamitas
warm gull
imagine a guy who lives in the jungle naming himself mud
dusk laurel
vernal soil
split mortar
Granted he is part of the reason the ice biome is so cold
Not all of it but he has effected it
split mortar
Idfk
dusk laurel
he is permafrost because the tundra is basically permanent in calamity 🥱
rotund shore
permafrost is like if we called calamitas like, forest fire or smth
imagine if permafrost is his real name
spring helm
called permafrost because he stays Ice Cold
warm gull
permafrost is like if we called calamitas like, forest fire or smth
yeah that's my point
dusk laurel
he's old what if the name was cool back in his time
warm gull
he's called permafrost because he got that ice 🥶🥶🥶
rotund shore
he's old what if the name was cool back in his time
heheheheh cool
dusk laurel
heheheheh cool
_ _
spring helm
aren't a bunch of people named stuff like Song, Rose, Autumn, Thunder, and so on?
rotund shore
Calamitas is atleast not the actual word calamity
AU where its exactly the same except her name is "jane calamity"
dusk laurel
cataclysmas and catastrophas
spring helm
Calamitas is atleast not the actual word calamity
yeah that's reserved for the item she drops
warm gull
rotund shore
aren't a bunch of people named stuff like Song, Rose, Autumn, Thunder, and so on...
tbh atleast alot of those sounds like sane names
warm gull
this is better
rotund shore
I dont have an ydefense for thunder tho
spring helm
they sound like sane names because people started using them as names a while back
split mortar
Song doesn’t
warm gull
melody
split mortar
That does and I hate it
spring helm
why
split mortar
Just object or action or description put into name
spring helm
isnt that how last names became a thing
dusk laurel
many names are basically descriptions
spring helm
Smith because someone's ancestor was a smith
dusk laurel
yeag
split mortar
Names are cringe
dusk laurel
YOU'RE CRINGE
spring helm
what do you suggest then
dusk laurel
spring helm
split mortar
what do you suggest then
Referrring to everyone as buddy
dusk laurel
okay bud
spring helm
if a name is what is used to refer to a noun, then wouldnt Buddy just be everyone's name?
spring helm
what was that? I couldn't hear you can you speak up?
split mortar
-# I will not
dusk laurel
-# eat sand
le gasp
warm gull
draeing my don rn
spring helm
at the lab
dusk laurel
draeing my don rn
i will steal your immune system.
spring helm
straight researching it
and by it
let's just say
draedon
(i couldnt think of a punchline)
dusk laurel
🫤
spring helm
yo guys i got a meme about calamitas hold up lemme get it
warm gull
who up rn auricing their tesla
dusk laurel
spring helm
nvm it wasnt about calamitas i forgor
spring helm
spring helm
who said that\
split mortar
who said that\
warm gull
who said that\
I'm going to rename you to john explodedviolently
split mortar
Calamitas should enrage if we have brimstone elemental accessory minion
spring helm
doesn't she only take 1 damage per hit when enraged?
warm gull
ptsd should make the fight easier
spring helm
"Why won't you die!?"
"Fuck you I'm not losing to some bitchass who needs that dumb fucking elemental's help!"
warm gull
calamitas when butcher hostile npcs
spring helm
one time i tried to see if i could kill the sepulcher so i turned on cheats and left the arena
i sat there just hitting the worm for like 10 minutes
split mortar
i sat there just hitting the worm for like 10 minutes
Did you kill it in the end?
spring helm
no it fucking despawned and calamitas moved to her next phase
spring helm
what quote is this from
split mortar
I was messing with the weird text changing things and I thought the quote thing was needed
Still, what will calamity do when it gets reworked(the item)
split mortar
Nope
spring helm
Is it getting reworked?
spring helm
Since it says reworked that means its effects are getting changed, not just the stats right?
Tbh I got no clue what it’ll turn into
The Ark of the Cosmos turned from a stronger enchanted sword into a kill-la-kill reference so like
As long as it fits Calamitas’ theme it could really be anything
next sentinel
hey can someone tell me why Draedon's Logs are in wrong order?
i mean Sunken sea lab has worst weapons so it should be the first one
but no from what we can read it was like third
spring helm
do you?
oh the logs
they are first in progression but in-lore the order he made the labs is different
the sunken sea had to be incinerated by calamitas first before draedon could put a lab in there i assume so it was one of the later ones
split mortar
Wait what’s first? Planetoids?
spring helm
personally i think it was either the Tundra or the Underworld
next sentinel
Hell = Dreadon joined Yharim
Ice = Calamitas arrived
Sunken sea = after sunken sea was cooked
Space = D.O.G joined Yharim
Jungle = Bee incident
split mortar
I was talking about the one with the aerialite weapons
spring helm
Underworld because that was sort-of where Yharim's capital was
so it works as a starting point for Draedon's research as Yharim's head scientist
jungle i feel is last because of the whole PBG incident
Space because DoG joined later than Draedon
sunken sea would be second last
next sentinel
so hell lab should have the worst weapons
spring helm
well no the weapons you get are provided directly through draedon's schematics
which he gives you
he tells you which labs to go next so i assume he leaves his schematics there for you to find
no logs in the regular underground research lab for some reason
interestingly it seems draedon joined before DoG joined but also after the Wall of Flesh was made
perhaps not, but that was just the vibe i got from that log
split mortar
That would mean he already had azafure by then
next sentinel
the order now is
Sunken sea
Space
Jungle
Hell
Ice
this doesn't make sense
real silo
so hell lab should have the worst weapons
Yeah that's the murasama
gaunt sluice
I mean DoG came after Cal, and Cal joined kinda closer to the end
split mortar
I thought dog was before cal
spring helm
wait a minute DoG joined after Cal
split mortar
And that cal was the last to join
spring helm
?
spring helm
i thought Cal joined last
split mortar
Same
gaunt sluice
thats what I thought I'm probably remembering wrong
next sentinel
dog joined last
split mortar
Where is that said?
real silo
Afaik it was said that dog joined near the end of the crusade but not specifically when
dusk laurel
yeag that's what i rember
real silo
I imagine he joined before scal because yharim wouldn't need dog with scal around
dusk laurel
cal and DoG joined around the same part of the crusade
real silo
aside from god eating
next sentinel
It doesn't say it anywhere, but the sunken sea becomes stronger after killing the wall of flesh, which means the dog didn't eat it
real silo
huh?
next sentinel
calamitas killed god of electricity and his essence was given to the wall of flesh
spring helm
Doesn’t Calamitas’ flames burn even the soul
dusk laurel
calamitas killed god of electricity and his essence was given to the wall of fle...
we don't know if she killed Otonilou and Tyrian
spring helm
Hold on I gotta get my receipts
gaunt sluice
Doesn’t Calamitas’ flames burn even the soul
yes
split mortar
Doesn’t Calamitas’ flames burn even the soul
Yeah, but gods essence isn’t the soul
split mortar
It doesn't say it anywhere, but the sunken sea becomes stronger after killing th...
Corruption crimson and hallowed are probably the most dense parts of the released essence, I doubt that whatever toxic sludge is had a god in wof for it
dusk laurel
calamitas killed god of electricity and his essence was given to the wall of fle...
that last part's unconfirmed
also goddess of electricity is a girl
spring helm
Okay maybe my statement was unfounded
dusk laurel
🫤
split mortar
This is mockery of the ant
spring helm
You say that like he wouldn’t say the same thing
real silo
Wall of flesh was made before ilmeris exploded
split mortar
Wall of flesh was made before ilmeris exploded
No one was denying that
real silo
I don't know if yharim can just open a door or something and shove more god essence in
split mortar
I don't know if yharim can just open a door or something and shove more god esse...
Had to be the case
Wof has a mouth
dusk laurel
it was probably max capacity long before DoG showed up
real silo
I think it's more likely that dog ate tyrian and otonilou's essence
dusk laurel
yeag
split mortar
it was probably max capacity long before DoG showed up
Apart from the one evil biome I don’t think there’s a sign it was at max capacity
dusk laurel
fair
spring helm
Dog definitely ate more than just 2 gods
He was called the Devourer of Gods and Yharim himself said his lies were made reality
split mortar
Dog definitely ate more than just 2 gods
He was called the Devourer of Gods and ...
Yeah, they just haven’t been stated which ones were eaten
real silo
Dog definitely ate more than just 2 gods
He was called the Devourer of Gods and ...
This to me implies he's been with yharim for quite some time
spring helm
Definitely long enough to get injured
dusk laurel
ilmeris happened like 10 years before the game starts
spring helm
Because Draedon made armour for DoG and he doesn’t seem like the type to accept that kind of help without getting his ass beat first
split mortar
Yeah
dusk laurel
probably not enough time for DoG to gain much of a record
real silo
Yea
next sentinel
i mean, i think there would be little need for calamitas if dog joined before her
dusk laurel
scal is STRONGER than him
spring helm
Even if there was no need, SCal was still REALLY FUCKING STRONG
dusk laurel
DoG can't just waltz into Ilmeris easily either
split mortar
How so? She has prob the highest raw destructive power in the yharm
dusk laurel
too cramped
spring helm
And Yharim is smart enough to include someone like that
gaunt sluice
yeah I can't find when DoG or Cal specifically joined, it just vaguely like "yeah it was later on"
next sentinel
scal is STRONGER than him
i mean yea but he can eat gods
real silo
he's too fat to fit in the cave
dusk laurel
^
split mortar
And calamitas can best not just great gods but all gods (except xeroc)
spring helm
But DoG isn’t guaranteed to win against any and all gods I feel, unlike Cal
gaunt sluice
Cal is just better
dusk laurel
DoG would struggle against Braelor and Statis since Yharim did
spring helm
Except Xeroc because that one is built different
split mortar
But DoG isn’t guaranteed to win against any and all gods I feel, unlike Cal
Yeah, provi and ravager ain’t going to be like 2# and 3# strongest gods when scal was recruited I’m pretty sure
split mortar
DoG would struggle against Braelor and Statis since Yharim did
And so would scal
real silo
Scal would definitely struggle against braelor
spring helm
Scal would fair better because she can fight at range
Unlike Yharim
Bro played true melee only
real silo
Braelor can simply get closer
dusk laurel
what if she flies away
real silo
get closer again
split mortar
And scal can spawn physically immune behemoth
spring helm
Did you know that Braelor is so strong he can fly by jumping twice
gaunt sluice
bro kick the air so hard he flies
real silo
His jumps are so big he doesn't need second ones
split mortar
Why does being trans affect your double jump abilities
split mortar
bro kick the air so hard he flies
Yoshi
real silo
Why does being trans affect your double jump abilities
Ask the celeste players that's what they said
gaunt sluice
erm but braelor isn't trans
trans people can double jump?
spring helm
Yeah
dusk laurel
i thought double jumping was a brazilian thing
spring helm
Trust
next sentinel
I just think that if d.o.g had been on the team before cal, yharim wouldn't have forced her to fight like that
split mortar
Ask the celeste players that's what they said
Well they’re dumb, trans gives a double dash
real silo
i thought double jumping was a brazilian thing
That's specifically a brazillian samurai thing
If you ask rebecca she can't double jump
spring helm
I just think that if d.o.g had been on the team before cal, yharim wouldn't have...
Me personally I feel that Yharim is enough of a dickhead to do it anyway
real silo
Well maybe she can since she's trans but still
dusk laurel
I just think that if d.o.g had been on the team before cal, yharim wouldn't have...
Yharim needed Calamitas to burn ilmeris, DoG just can't do that
split mortar
I just think that if d.o.g had been on the team before cal, yharim wouldn't have...
Fair, we will have to wait till confirmation to see
next sentinel
Fair, we will have to wait till confirmation to see
yep
spring helm
Just have DoG eat an underground sea
real silo
bowlful of dirt
split mortar
I know the resprite is big but dog ain’t eating a sea
real silo
Noxus will surely appreciate an entire biome being dropped onto him
indigo glade
I wonder if I can double jump...
real silo
I know the resprite is big but dog ain’t eating a sea
Man slurping sea gif
hot valve
Tbh it would take the devourer like a day to eat Ilmeris if you take the game’s desert and his updated sprite as a 1-1 size
spring helm
I know the resprite is big but dog ain’t eating a sea
You don’t need to drink a soup in one gulp
hot valve
I’m sure the continent is not meant to actually be as small as it is implied visually in game
split mortar
I’m sure the continent is not meant to actually be as small as it is implied vis...
Yeah it’s prob bigger
hot valve
Noxus will surely appreciate an entire biome being dropped onto him
Mmmm infinite energy sea prisms
split mortar
Gotta love that 0.1 watt crystal that gives stomach aches
dusk laurel
Tbh it would take the devourer like a day to eat Ilmeris if you take the game’s ...
what if its even larger in 3d?
split mortar
Whose ti say lore wise we explore only a 2D strip
gaunt sluice
what are the lore implications of the fact that we can see partially through the walls
split mortar
X-ray vision
indigo glade
what are the lore implications of the fact that we can see partially through the...
That the Terrarian is stupid, and could always just go in a different direction other than West and East.
split mortar
Keep this knowledge away from the weirdo part of the community
spring helm
Mmmm infinite energy sea prisms
Oh fuck
Guys we lost
Actually yeah what would happen if DoG ate a bunch of exo prisms
gaunt sluice
Actually yeah what would happen if DoG ate a bunch of exo prisms
Noxus would get new night lights
dusk laurel
Actually yeah what would happen if DoG ate a bunch of exo prisms
nothing
gaunt sluice
and also surveilance from draedon
next sentinel
hey I have another question... how old is Braelor?
Environmental Pollution Log we can read that Silva was in abyss before draedon joined yharim...
"Prior to my joining of Yharim's forces, Azafure was the center of scientific advancement in this world. Explosives, firearms, smithing techniques, and even entire schools of magic have roots in the city. It is doubtless that the city has been largely aided by the fact that forging is trivial in the Underworld, along with an abundance of food due to Silva's essence dripping down from the Abyss"
which was about 80 years before the Terrarian appeared. so if she gave him an ax before she died...
then is Braelor about 100 years old?
split mortar
She did end up in the abyss twice but wasn’t the first like centuries ago
dusk laurel
probably i'd assume
split mortar
Also yeah braelor may be like 100 or something then
Then how did draedon see the axe being made well enough to know how she made it
dusk laurel
spy bots, obviously
split mortar
Yeah but his tech was far less advanced
split mortar
So his spy boys would have been much less good at noticing it was specifically a particle jet would they not
spring helm
The first was possibly 2000 years ago lol the essence dripping from Silva back in the day was what allowed the brimstone crags, and then Azafure, to form
next sentinel
oh and also Braelor looks very young
split mortar
He is blessed by the goddess of life
next sentinel
split mortar
I wouldn’t be surprised
dusk laurel
he is in a relationship
split mortar
The gay kind
spring helm
Silva might have been banished the second time before DoG joined
Because I don’t see why Yharim wouldn’t just have DoG eat her
dusk laurel
true
gaunt sluice
bros a tree
split mortar
Dog was def after draedon and the second one was probably by yharim
split mortar
bros a tree
That’s called armour
gaunt sluice
That’s called armour
living wood armor leak???????
spring helm
silva armour rework coming
split mortar
Silva armour resprite leak???????
dusk laurel
living wood armor leak???????
silva melee
next sentinel
i mean i think she was thrown into abyss before wall of flesh was made
dusk laurel
i mean i think she was thrown into abyss before wall of flesh was made
yeah the first time
spring helm
because that thing is as fucking tall as he is
dusk laurel
2nd was after
next sentinel
i want it comically large
almost every weapon is comically large
split mortar
i mean i think she was thrown into abyss before wall of flesh was made
Maybe, or maybe only dead gods can get inside for whatever reason
split mortar
i want it comically large
It is
spring helm
true since she was still alive she might have broken the WoF
next sentinel
Maybe, or maybe only dead gods can get inside for whatever reason
then just kill her
split mortar
She is immortal
spring helm
immortal people when i just kill them
split mortar
Popcorn when I unpop all 1233 of their corn
dusk laurel
its impossible to kill xeroc
dusk laurel
wealth = hp
split mortar
You will become corn on the cob
gaunt sluice
silva dialogue
dusk laurel
<:SAD:664300899555999754>
yk, that popcorn looks kinda tasty
cosmic zenith
Man, I really locked the fuck in this week
spring helm
do not
dusk laurel
im gonna feed it to DoG
gaunt sluice
Man, I really locked the fuck in this week
Nice
split mortar
Man, I really locked the fuck in this week
Oh nice
dusk laurel
awesome
cosmic zenith
I translated the entire Calamity Mod Bestiary to Brazilian Portuguese in 5 days
spring helm
ok stip your timing there kinda made me look like i was dissing you
split mortar
Damn
spring helm
I translated the entire Calamity Mod Bestiary to Brazilian Portuguese in 5 days
what the fuck
split mortar
That’s quick
gaunt sluice
holy crap
spring helm
great job
spring helm
dear lord almighty
split mortar
Good job
cosmic zenith
Thank you!
cosmic zenith
She's peak, that's for sure
spring helm
ok good
dusk laurel
is the vanilla bestiary rewrite planned
gaunt sluice
wait so who are all the lore writers
spring helm
if you said no i would have done something i would regret later
dusk laurel
wait so who are all the lore writers
cei, stipulatevenus, rebecca, and more maybe
spring helm
im jsut kidding dont thweaten the devs
definately more
actually now that i think about it i dont really know
gaunt sluice
alr
spring helm
@cosmic zenith who's on the writing team, if we're allowed to ask
cosmic zenith
I, Cei and Rebecca are the most active ones
There's also Lilac, Atalya, Spider and Piky
While not formally writers, Ozzatron, CIT and Shayy also help with some stuff
I think that's everyone
split mortar
Nice
gaunt sluice
geez
cosmic zenith
is the vanilla bestiary rewrite planned <:clueless:1064298508653432933>
We're discussing it right now, actually
spring helm
me when i ping all of them (this is harassment dont do this)
split mortar
I wouldnt be surprised it’s low priority
real silo
proof? (send screenshot plz...)
dusk laurel
We're discussing it right now, actually
epic
spring helm
how many entries would be rewritten that's quite a lot
split mortar
But it would be great, and also prob help stop misinfo spreading
split mortar
how many entries would be rewritten that's quite a lot
Probably atleast the same as calamities bestiary if not lore
spring helm
all the non-canon enemies just get hit with the "NON CANON IGNORE THIS ONE"
gaunt sluice
When you see these enemies, kindly pretend they don't exist, because they don't.
dusk laurel
dear lord.
spring helm
lmao
split mortar
Was that not intentional to delete it
spring helm
stip getting fired for leaking
cosmic zenith
gaunt sluice
i missed the leak
cosmic zenith
Can't show you all its contents
spring helm
just gonna get rid of that just in case
spring helm
have mercy stipavo
split mortar
just gonna get rid of that just in case
Dryad first?
dusk laurel
it was in the link
spring helm
wallahi im cooked
real silo
:(
spring helm
you dont have access bro what
cosmic zenith
@real silo There you go
Imagine not believing in me... I'm obviously the one and only source of absolute truth smh....
spring helm
im calling cei to verify
spring helm
yeah huh
magic epoch
this is just like the time I had a nice cuppa with draedon
spring helm
man my memory is aweful i dont even remember the entry i saw
spring helm
this is just like the time I had a nice cuppa with draedon
what's cuppa?
magic epoch
british slang
spring helm
OnlyChanges
spare pier
And one of them doesn't even matter all that much
magic epoch
"would you like to come over for a cuppa" = "would you like to come over for some tea"
spare pier
The Dryad one is kinda important tho
split mortar
OnlyChanges
Remove your eyes with sand paper
spring helm
there better be a OP reference in there bebecca or im gonna be diss a pointer
gaunt sluice
What the fuck is a Dryad
lady who touched grass
dusk laurel
dusk laurel
real funny
spare pier
Tbf I'm almost willing to say it because
gaunt sluice
13 billion grains of sand
magic epoch
13 billion cigarettes is crazy
dusk laurel
chronic smoker
split mortar
So dryads are measured in their smoke breaks
gaunt sluice
Rebecca why doesn't Cal have any interaction quotes about permafrost
spare pier
We're fixing that
split mortar
Goose don’t put me in the doc
lethal heron
imma make a guess that the dryad/dryads are people empowered by silva to protect nature
magic epoch
better question
gaunt sluice
cool
magic epoch
why do so many designs have loincloths
spare pier
imma make a guess that the dryad/dryads are people empowered by silva to protect...
Close, actually
split mortar
why do so many designs have loincloths
It’s cool
magic epoch
True...
gaunt sluice
silva startin a cult
spare pier
Do remember, if that was the case
magic epoch
i can't stop thinking ab that
spare pier
Silva would be the Mother Dryad
real silo
I'm going to wait until it drops
Does this mean vanilla bestiary will actually fr be rewritten
spare pier
Not the First Dryad
split mortar
Does this mean vanilla bestiary will actually fr be rewritten
Probably some of it not all
gaunt sluice
so the dryads are a cult then
spare pier
Oh yeah not all fuck no
split mortar
Since I doubt gem critters mess with cal lore
real silo
Well obviously not all
spare pier
I'm picking entries that either contradict Cal Lore or have a lot of potential
spare pier
Since I doubt gem critters mess with cal lore
.
gaunt sluice
frickin gold goldfish lore drop
dusk laurel
oh good grief
spring helm
anyway here's a dumb meme i made
dusk laurel
stop insinuating him
spring helm
spare pier
Amazing
dusk laurel
splendid.
cosmic zenith
Silva would be the *Mother Dryad*
Do not make that joke Do not make that joke Do not
💥
real silo
Explodecca
gaunt sluice
spring helm
oh wow thanks
spare pier
And think about it for a little
According to the Bestiary
spring helm
😃
gaunt sluice
silva is the first oak tree confirmed
spare pier
Gems are actually cursed
spring helm
huh?
gaunt sluice
Gems are actually cursed
is that why I can lob magic with them on a stick
spring helm
hold on i gotta check something now
split mortar
And that contradicts calamity how? I ain’t the best versed in the bestiary
spring helm
holy shit they are
spare pier
Glistening squirrels who strayed too deep become ensorcelled with residual cursed energy retained in gemstones.
These colorful rabbits made their way so deep, their reaction to magicked gems resulted in a coveted sparkling appearance.
They don't contradict
spring helm
spare pier
But they do impact something
dusk laurel
And that contradicts calamity how? I ain’t the best versed in the bestiary
gem scutlers shouldn't be cursed
spring helm
what the fuck