lore-discussion

[warm gull]

your name is hilarious

it's just

really funny

[tall crest]

my idea mostly is about my terrarian + his friend who also descended from a meteor into terraria, and the general progression of calamity's plot. it'd include interpretations of how boss fights happen (such as, desert scourge being rumbled awake by exploring underground, or the profaned guardians emerging as a ruined temple to providence is approached), but also the main focus is kinda in the terrarian trying to figure out why he's here and why yharim is trying to speak to him.

i do have an idea for why, of course, but yknow. that'd be like ✨ final reveal ✨ when the terrarian finally gets to the aerie

[spring helm]

is that why you just keep saying

[warm gull]

yes

it's just really funny

[spring helm]

alright fair enough

[tall crest]

[rotund shore]

I guess my main thought for my fanfic is like, how the terrarians motives change over time, including after yharim is defeated

[tall crest]

oh i mean my story would involve that too, but that's a given since the idea is that it encompasses a whole journey. if your motives are the exact same your whole journey, is it really a journey at all?

[warm gull]

has anybody considered doing a cal fanfic with multiple protagonists?

[spring helm]

that's called a flat character arc

[tall crest]

gestures to my idea.

[rotund shore]

Going from just killing a big ass slime to get a bounty, to actually believing yharims yapping, to wanting that bitch dead, over the course of the adventure

[tall crest]

the whole fic is mostly just inspired by my friend and i's first playthru of calamity.

[rotund shore]

Yharim the yapper honestly

[tall crest]

we were both using chars named after our OCs and ive had a lot of silly thoughts since then

yharim the yapper 🔥

hang on i got a scribble

[warm gull]

I mean I get why some people don't like it when a character keeps the same motivation forever and think that's bad writing but also

[tall crest]

i do mean scribble

[rotund shore]

lol that’s peak

[warm gull]

I sort of dig the whole idea of a character with such an iron will that literally nothing will change it

[tall crest]

love how much draedon hates our names for his machines

[rotund shore]

Draedons sheer anguish

[tall crest]

he's SO fucking upset and its fantastic

[tall crest]

yharim

[warm gull]

what if the next skeletron model was called freakytron

[tall crest]

😳

[spring helm]

flat character arc

[warm gull]

yes I get that it may not be good writing

[tall crest]

can i put this in my friend group's terraria channel adn pin it

[spring helm]

a protagonist whose ideals are challenged but remain unchanged by the end

[warm gull]

idc

[tall crest]

a flat character arc can be good if you play it right tbh. esp if its written as a flaw

[spring helm]

prime example is goku

[tall crest]

GOKU?

[rotund shore]

A decent amount would be post yharim, with some focus put on calamitas and other npcs

Besides the angler he’ll get mentioned once tops

[warm gull]

Eren Yeager

[spring helm]

the slice of life arc???

[rotund shore]

[tall crest]

ON GOD that shit was so good. rip what they did to him in the end but before that? holy shit.

[tall crest]

i love angler. golfer however. he's getting abandoned

[rotund shore]

I can have like a cheesy “where are they now?” Epilogue and we just have amidias kill the angler

[tall crest]

hjsdfjsdf

[spring helm]

damn

[tall crest]

will angler still be a child in your fic

[spring helm]

yeah

[tall crest]

jeez

[rotund shore]

Angler is the snot nosed 10 year old to end all snot nosed 10 year olds

[spring helm]

princess npc is very much a mary sue in terraria if you read the npc dialogue so im thinking of fun ways to play with that trope for my fanfic

[warm gull]

I don't hate the angler like everyone else because I actually enjoy fishing

I mean he is a little cunt in his dialogue but still

he gives

[rotund shore]

I do like fishing, me doing fishing only should speak volumes

[warm gull]

golden fishing rod

[spring helm]

to me angler reads like a kid lashing out at people because of a rough upbringing so i cant find it in myself to dislike him too much

[rotund shore]

But he’s still a little shit

[tall crest]

i love fishing. and he provides for me unlike the golfer who simply wants to cause environmental damage for a shitty sport

[rotund shore]

Yeah that’s fair, the guy was in the stomach of an alligator and his parents are probably dead, kid has had it rough

[tall crest]

golfer hate gang

[warm gull]

I don't hate any npcs

[rotund shore]

While I know it doesn’t apply to calamity lore, didn’t red say that the groom and bride are anglers parents or smth

[warm gull]

they're just utility items for me

[tall crest]

real talk in my fic idea, my terrarian is a dad kind of sort. he's gonna scoop up the angler and be his new dad. he loves adopting children.

he just collects kids with a rough life ad gives them a stable home

domt mimd the exos im the sky ok

also my key broke agaim >:(

[tall crest]

amyway this idea is a foumdatiom for why he starts Buildimg Towms

[rotund shore]

My terrarian would kind of just, ignore the npcs for awhile, far too focused on their goals, although they would settle down post yharim

[tall crest]

like you gotta womder WHY the terrariam is doimg all that ykmow?

[spring helm]

if you've seen the prozd "villain who unintentionally does bad things" skit that's basically my terrarian, but he does it on purpose

[tall crest]

i love all these interpretations

its so fun

[spring helm]

personally i prefer to write more character driven stories so my fanfic's power levels are all over the place and i dont follow the game's progression

[warm gull]

why don't you just copy and paste the letter n when you need to

just keep it on your clipboard

[rotund shore]

For my fic it’s basically just due to them wanting to settle down in the spot the king slime was spotted (then hunting it down for a bounty on its head), and some guide guy walk up to their house and asks to move it

[tall crest]

#calamity-addon-talk message

[rotund shore]

Charlie (the terrarian), would be confused but like, sure?? Better this then have the guy be homeless

[warm gull]

tbh it isn't that much work at all

I'm not bothered by it I was just wondering

[tall crest]

oh i love it. my idea is that its the guide who pulls my protags out of the rock they fell imto the world from, hence why guide also tries helpimg them out. these 2 ragged homeless freaks seem like they meed it.

[tall crest]

it is for me, whem writimg flow is very importamt to my ability to commumicate.

[spring helm]

i didnt even notice you weren't typing m's

that's hilarious

[tall crest]

chad

[tall crest]

i'd follow game progressiom just because its am easy format to follow. it gives me a flow so i cam focus more om story thimgs.

[spring helm]

fair enough
i just can't get over how some mobs that should have been there from the beginning only show up after certain event has occured

[tall crest]

but my first playthru was definitely not linear so id do something closer to it since again this whole fic is meant to more or less be "my friend and i's playthru but i use our dolls as ocs"

[rotund shore]

I guess I can kind of go for like, due to how much this continent has been ravaged, a lot of people have kind of just become wanderers, and a cozy(-ish, Charlie is no expert builder) house is a pleasant thing to see

[spring helm]

why does mothron only show up after plantera, what relation does it have to the plant

[rotund shore]

Because uhhh gameplay

[tall crest]

i think at least with WoF it makes sense why the world changes but other points are strange. id probably include all ores including auric but they cant be harvested due to a lack of tools.

[spring helm]

why does polterghast only show up after moon lord is defeated when it's been a problem for years on yharim's side

[tall crest]

vanilla terraria actually

also, mothron has worse problems than that: #suggestions-voting message

mothron is weird

[rotund shore]

And Charlie is a bit of a doormat so whenever somebody asks if they can stay for the foreseeable future she’s just like “yeah sure I’ll get to building another house I guess”

[spring helm]

so i'm taking huge liberties with when certain lads show up, namely most of them are already there to begin with

[spring helm]

i wanna make bandit just show up in my terrarian's house one day and he's like
"well im never here anyway so i guess it's alright"

[tall crest]

my guide will be named ben because i think its extremely funny when i had a guide named ben shapiro to the point that i was giving him a special house to keep him safe.

they will not learn the guide's last name until the wizard abruptly says it.

[rotund shore]

the terrarian wraps up their skirmish with skeletron, yeesh that fight is gonna leave a mark, time to go home

[spring helm]

ben shapiro plot twist

[rotund shore]

there’s just some person in your house now??? Okay??

[tall crest]

you would not believe how many guides i killed to get ben shapiro back post-WoF

[rotund shore]

And bandit is just oddly chill despite commiting breaking and entering

[spring helm]

the guidocide

[rotund shore]

I imagined bandit just sitting in the terrarians house drinking tea and now I’m imagining they’re British

Oh god

[spring helm]

dear lord

[spring helm]

another one...

[tall crest]

i told u i was sacrificng guides to get ben shapiro

[tall crest]

i love the edit to change the pronoun. i personally use all 3 for the bandit and whatever comes out my mouth is the correct one. sometimes the pronoun changes mid sentence.

we ball

[spring helm]

my mom does that for all her kids

[tall crest]

i do that to myself.

[spring helm]

real af

[tall crest]

its 1am so i must sleep. but thank u for the chattimg. i feel somewhat emcouraged mow. perhaps i will write after i get my keyboard fixed

[rotund shore]

Gn!

I’m imagining the super silly visual of the npcs having thanksgiving, and calamitas got sick of all the politics talk (inpart since a bit too much of that is yharim…), so she went to sit at the kids table

[ionic harness]

How does calamity mod scale to beyblade? 💀💀💀

[rotund shore]

Unfriendly reminder a beyblade was used to part the Red Sea

[wheat walrus]

what

[warm gull]

who would win jonesy fortnite or robert downey jr

[spring helm]

she'd probably enjoy it since she likes the princess npc

[rotund shore]

I mean everybody likes princess she’s based

[spring helm]

too based for me, she's freakin difficult to write

Sofia the First agenda

[rotund shore]

I need to binge Sofia the first

[spring helm]

Am I stupid or something?
How am I only now noticing that the first three lines of the verse have the same number of syllables and the last line is shorter to punctuate the end.

Around the same at least

[warm gull]

I'm john

[spring helm]

Hello

[warm gull]

I'm john walmart

[ionic harness]

Yk. Beyblade had some pretty strong sounding stuff. Pegasus is lowkey beating Calamitas

[wheat walrus]

😭

[warm gull]

goku can punch a galaxy

[wheat walrus]

goku can punch a low-multiverse level cosmology at least

lool

[visual kiln]

BEYBLADE???????

[warm gull]

actually I legit don't think any character can punch a galaxy

[ionic harness]

💀💀💀

[wheat walrus]

lol

[ionic harness]

Let it rip! (The fabric of space and time)

[wheat walrus]

but you know who's the strongest character in fiction

[warm gull]

you can punch a planet in the galaxy but that would just shatter the planet

[wheat walrus]

Plumg

[visual kiln]

yse

[ionic harness]

Capsule corp goku

[wheat walrus]

"The plumgian existence transcends every law, ideal, concept, theory, hypothesis and imagination. It transcends conceptuality. It transcends everything infinitely. It exists so far beyond all, that all is nothing, all is infinitesimal. The plumgian existence is beyond the idea of being unbound by anything. Constantly transcending itself by an infinite amount of times, it quite literally cannot be reached by anything. Plumg is an unimaginable existence."
-The Canonicity Plumgian Book, Page 44

[warm gull]

john plumg

[wheat walrus]

I like how I just wipped out a description that would scale beyond boundless realistically

[warm gull]

I am so fucking brainrotten

istg

[visual kiln]

daichin

[ionic harness]

The deep

[wheat walrus]

instantly

[visual kiln]

u should plumg in the plocks

[warm gull]

the peak

[wheat walrus]

and for plumg

[warm gull]

the PEAK

unironically

would

[wheat walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/explode-touhou-kaguya-houraisan-gif-27054487

[ionic harness]

I fr can’t get over beyblade scaling rn

This should not be this funny

[warm gull]

I let it rip

[visual kiln]

crying

[warm gull]

coincidence?

no

guys... I have a theory...

[latent bolt]

"oi oi oi deep"

[warm gull]

oi oi homelander has me bloody son

[hot valve]

Yo I love beyblade

[mild hatch]

In terms of power scaling, Touhou can make things completely irrevelant

Komachi Onozuka can manipulate distances between places, so she can literally make any OP character sent to very far away (maybe even lightyears)

And Flandre Scarlet can destroy absolutely anything and everything, with no exceptions

[wheat walrus]

I see a lot of people talking about Touhou having crazy scaling

[visual kiln]

touhou scaling discussions make me age 50 years

they always suck

[wheat walrus]

How old are you

[real silo]

50

[visual kiln]

yes

[real silo]

told you

[wheat walrus]

[visual kiln]

I am

every year old

all the years ever

[real silo]

you're telling me you're every one-year-old in existence

[sudden ruin]

i dont know if i could get into touhou

its kind of a lot

[real silo]

fuckin toddlerghast over here

[sudden ruin]

-1

[sinful adder]

+1

[mighty zenith]

1

[sinful adder]

It's crazy because it's all bullshit

[sudden ruin]

is quote stupid? why doesnt he talk?

[sinful adder]

Final boss: "can destroy anything, no exceptions"
Player: wins

[real silo]

Clearly she got tricked into destroying herself

[random mulch]

gonna make another yharim thing using actual human proportions instead of winging it

[split mortar]

Good luck

[mighty zenith]

instead of WHAT

[random mulch]

btw here's the guy

left hand is gonna be on his sword

[hoary berry]

i love that pose

it's used a lot but for good reason

it's so badass

[random mulch]

byeah hopefully using actual anatomy i can make him properly look like a giant

[random mulch]

coming along nicely

[real silo]

draw calamitas being a foot tall pancake

[scenic olive]

The yharmor

[real silo]

This is quite a cool yharsona

[hoary berry]

hexagon

[random mulch]

legge

i'm working with layers & groups so i can easily turn some off if i have to

[grizzled condor]

That looks awesome

[random mulch]

he looks a bit off without his pauldrons

[hoary berry]

as soon as i saw that elbow spike thing i imagined yharim thrusting his elbow back and cracking open the skull of an enemy

[random mulch]

that would be metal as hell

he actually looks kinda neat without his pauldons

still giving him some though

oh hell yeah the pauldrons definitely are tying it all together

main body done

still have to add accents like the banner, cape, hair and sword

[split mortar]

Still find yharim with the darker colours pretty nice, also pauldrons are great

[hoary berry]

paul demons

[random mulch]

lmao

i kinda want to make some different versions of the cape / cloak

one as a more typical cape but also one where he is partially covered like this

btw what should i base the sword on

[warm gull]

I mean he's 9ft tall his elbow is probably at head level

[split mortar]

Yeah

[real silo]

He should get a sparagmos

elbow mounted laser sword thing

[hoary berry]

ares' scrapped laser swords from earlier models

draedon finally found a use for them

[celest kettle]

Where draedon take his trash to nowadays

Is he using like

An incinerator

[random mulch]

i had to do it

[frozen zodiac]

REASONS WHY I SHOULD THROW THIS HIGHLY RADIOACTIVE PROJECT INTO THE OCEAN

1. i don't want it
2. the ocean is RIGHT there

[random mulch]

3. the animals can get cool superpowers maybe probably sometimes

[celest kettle]

Eco activists gone real silent after this one

[real silo]

he dumps shit into the distortion

clearly

[frozen zodiac]

do yall think draedon drinks oil

[real silo]

he drinks antifreeze

[hoary berry]

he disguises it as divine essence and makes dog eat it
he's slowly poisoning noxus

[real silo]

imagine draedon randomly just Goes into the dungeon and finds a permanent distortion portal

and then he sends like 3 thanatoses and 5 sets of exo twins in to fuck up everything inside before establishing a cosmilite mining rig or something

[frozen zodiac]

i cant stop drinking crude oil

[hoary berry]

industrial cosmilite extraction

[real silo]

the american dream

[celest kettle]

Dump all the trash he saved up after he decided to not dump anything more into the ocean

Which i imagine is quite a while

[warm gull]

americans don't drink oil thar would be a waste of good oil

we just keep it in barrels throughout our living spaces

sort of like how people like to have things made of gold on them or around their houses

[cloud ibex]

Draedon is a factorio player

I’ve been saying this

[random mulch]

yhrarirmrm

[cloud ibex]

His bodies are an evolution of the concept of Spidertron, streamlined for on-site factory management rather than combat

[celest kettle]

Iron man lmao

[random mulch]

alright i did some maffs

calamitas is about this tall compared to him

[faint plank]

as tall as a suord

[hoary berry]

it's just occurred to me i haven't thought much at all about how tall my OCs are

[random mulch]

so his 1 handed sword is as tall as a person

[fervent vigil]

hi guys

how many mangoes in your fridge rn

😏

[split mortar]

-56

[cloud ibex]

None to my knowledge

[random mulch]

there might still be one in my fridge

[hoary berry]

i might have a yoghurt with that flavour?

but not the fruit itself

[faint plank]

my only oc is as tall as me 💥

[fervent vigil]

OH DUDE i just had oke

za warudo

[hoary berry]

i have several and i have not considered any of their heights at all

[real silo]

I've only thought about relative height for my ocs

[hoary berry]

i'm thinking one of them would be slightly tall than i am

[real silo]

but not specific measurements

[hoary berry]

which is

actually idk how tall i even am

but the answer is something something i'm short

[fervent vigil]

yare yare daze.....

[real silo]

3 fingers tall

[cloud ibex]

4 McDonald’s sauce packets

[faint plank]

its sad that im as tall as scal irl

[real silo]

I am

Half a centimeter taller than cal

[hoary berry]

then there's another who is an artificial lifeform that isn't even exactly human in appearance
i'm honestly thinking about yharim's height for them

[sleek halo]

so he’s like what

[hoary berry]

then for john character
they'd be about average height i think

[sleek halo]

8 ft in this?

[random mulch]

yeah

yharim is 8ft 1 inch

[cloud ibex]

I have, like, five OCs and I don’t think it would make sense to give any of them “canon” heights

[faint plank]

wait how tall is scal again
i might have the wrong idea

[celest kettle]

Probably because his suit is oversized

[real silo]

Scal is 5'4"

I'm pretty sure

[sleek halo]

also cause he’s fuckjng massive lmao

[faint plank]

incm;-;

[real silo]

162.5 according to google

[sleek halo]

like just truly a unit of a human being

[celest kettle]

Big ass dude💀

[hoary berry]

i'm not planning to give any measurements but i want to get some general heights so i can imagine and describe scenes better

[faint plank]

o h
well im 2cm taller than her lel

[faint plank]

"as tall as a smarthphone"

[hoary berry]

i'm really curious how tall i am now

[sleek halo]

I mean in comparison to those around him

he’s honestly not super massive

[real silo]

Draedon is like 12 ft or some shit

[sleek halo]

larger

while sitting

that recon drone was massive

[real silo]

Yeah

[fervent vigil]

hey guys

[random mulch]

variant with some extra cloak

[real silo]

He's taller than thanatos is wide

[fervent vigil]

Would anyone care to answer a survey about finding love in the Calamity Mod Discord?

[cloud ibex]

If you think about it, assuming you fight Draedon before SCal, the last five bosses in the game are all in decreasing size

(Also assuming you only count Draedon and not the exos)

[random mulch]

except that yharm is taller than calamitas

[hoary berry]

okay i think my brain died because that doesn't make sense to me

[cloud ibex]

Fuck

[real silo]

nah yharim fights in a wheelchair

He lost his legs

[random mulch]

now i just have to figure out how to give him his proper yholors

[split mortar]

Yharim looks like he would leave a yharim shaped hole in the wall if he went through a door

A yhole if you will

[swift wigeon]

What?

[hoary berry]

how does yharim shower on the aerie

ig there's probably bodies of water and stuff

but no shampoo or soap or anything

[split mortar]

Magic

[hoary berry]

unless he knows he to make them with natural ingredients

[split mortar]

Or he just doesn’t

Or exo tech sorts it out

[hoary berry]

honestly if i could only learn one magic spell, a perfect cleansing spell would be up there on my list

[split mortar]

Yeah fair

[sleek halo]

i meannn if u count primordial wyrm as well…

then still no

lol

[random mulch]

unmonochromed

[faint plank]

sick

[mighty zenith]

holy shit dark matter swordsman

[tall crest]

💍

fantastic art so far tho!! im excited for the final

[tall crest]

[split mortar]

So do I

[tall crest]

like i said in cmt. i could fix him <3 /silly

anyway abt the art

the 1 thing ill say is that the sword isnt on the same plane as the feet

needs to be a bit taller

[sleek halo]

Give him a lobotomy, that should fix him

[celest kettle]

Hit him with a wrench like a sentry

Thats how you fix him

[tall crest]

i could fix him.

[sleek halo]

just don’t give him a high five

or hug

[tall crest]

why

[sleek halo]

or fist bump

or really anything

physical

[random mulch]

you will explode

[sleek halo]

or you will fucking die

[tall crest]

and?

[tall crest]

its true

[sleek halo]

I still think Yharim’s most deadly attack

is a hug

[mighty zenith]

sorry i had to use this image at least once in my life

[tall crest]

its ok i thought it was funny, not mean

[mighty zenith]

yea i didnt mean it in a mean way

:3

[sleek halo]

like anyone who isn’t immune to auric rejection and gets hugged

is fucking COOKED

[tall crest]

🤝

[sleek halo]

literally

[mighty zenith]

i feel like a body slam would be worse

or like a shoulder bash

[sleek halo]

i mean a hug tho is just like

[mighty zenith]

you get hit by an absolute fucking mass of muscle and then suddenly get flung back 3x harder than from a regular shoulder bash

[tall crest]

thats the real reason we made auric armor: immune to yharim's buzzer prank hands

[sleek halo]

you’re not getting out of it

the auric rejection is constant

[mighty zenith]

actually true

[sleek halo]

you’d likely just explode

[tall crest]

no wonder no one killed yharim. they cant attack him without exploding

[sleek halo]

like bro is essentially the peak of physical might currently, no one asides like xeroc is escaping a bear hug from him

[tall crest]

id be immune /silly

[sleek halo]

so true

[cloud ibex]

I’ve been saying that Yharim needs a grab attack

[sleek halo]

I still think an auric chain weapon would be awesome

would he be compared to kratos

[mighty zenith]

gfb yharim should have an arena covered in auric ore

[sleek halo]

yeah probably but like

who gives a fuck lol

[tall crest]

yharim sets up auric traps for our arrival but we're wearing auric armor so we're just immune

[mighty zenith]

so whenever you get rejected you get flung around like a bouncy castle

[sleek halo]

also an auric chain would fix a major flaw of chain weapons

your opponent can’t grab the chain easily if you miss

[tall crest]

i cant wait to smuggle cirrus into the dragon aerie using the princess spirit in a bottle

[split mortar]

Smuggle calamitas and have her help

[tall crest]

like. use the altar in the aerie?

[split mortar]

Kidnap the npc

[mighty zenith]

would be kinda funny if she actually targeted yharim if you did that

[sleek halo]

absolutely

[split mortar]

Sounds like it would be instant death

[cloud ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/iconoclast-agent-black-me-when-i-find-you-gif-25339728

Yharim

[split mortar]

Will they nerf demonshade when it gets made to be post scal and not post game?

[cloud ibex]

For Yharim?

You’ll be able to run either auric, demonshade or exo armor

[tall crest]

demonshade will be made post-yharim when he's out, i thought

[cloud ibex]

I wouldn’t be surprised

[tall crest]

bc all shadowspec items will be post-yharim once he's out

[split mortar]

I heard it’s being made post scal when yhar is added

[tall crest]

itd made sense

[cloud ibex]

Demonshade will be SCal armor

[tall crest]

brimflame upgrade finally

[cloud ibex]

Shadowspec bars and its other crafts will be post Yharim

[split mortar]

It’s rage buff seems a tad overpowered for it to be a alt to auric

[random mulch]

demonshade will be retiered to post-cal to go along with exo armor

[humble fog]

Bug net

[split mortar]

Exactly

[humble fog]

Fargos mutant trivializing yharim

[split mortar]

Yoink permafrost aswell

Have his old army fight him

[stark basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-moon-lord-josh-hutcherson-whistle-gif-11278917756883322479

[sleek halo]

I swear to god this gif is gonna make commit violent crimes

The geneva conventions is gonna need to updated after I’m done

[hoary berry]

i hate how there are multiple versions

[sleek halo]

Hold on I have something for this

[sleek halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/676945746443894804/1271340832963690496/caption.gif

This encapsulates my feelings of that terrible terrible gif

[formal willow]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-moon-lord-josh-hutcherson-whistle-gif-11278917756883322479

[split mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-terraria-moon-lord-josh-hutcherson-whistle-gif-1085544295074166927

[hoary berry]

stoooooop

[cloud ibex]

Kana was the origin

You are nothing but an imitation

How dare you stand where they stood

[split mortar]

I ain’t trying to replace, just showing there’s multiple

By showing another

[mighty zenith]

patient zero

[split mortar]

Isn’t there a drawing with “my behated” on it of the moonlord gif

[hoary berry]

i think xb made it

[spring helm]

Yeah

Lemme find it

[livid bobcat]

Doing a calamity prequel themed ttrpg game with some friends

They know nothing about terraria

Anyway without directly lying about anything (just omitting the truth) they've all made pcs that are ready to be yharims most loyal soldiers

This will be fun

[random mulch]

sounds neat

[tall crest]

similar emotion

[worn girder]

can this channel go one day without the ML gif

[split mortar]

As long as kana exists, no

And kana sending ml gif is a universal constant

[split mortar]

Oh sounds fun

[tall crest]

how do i pin this

anyone ever think about how draedon's chair is squeaky clean and shiny but he himself is a bowl of rust. he's literally like a gamer who doesn't put on deodorant. he was built to play CoD, what's he doing on terraria

[sleek halo]

his chair is probably reused the body is likely not

recon drone vs cool chair

[split mortar]

I think it’s that he sends a old bad recon drone he does t care much for

While chair has cool new Exo tech

[hoary berry]

the chair is the most important part of a gaming setup

it must be prioitised

[split mortar]

Even more then the person

[livid bobcat]

They gonna be in for a shock when they find out the noble godseeker is actually a tyrannical gaslighter

[random mulch]

around when is it going to take place?

[livid bobcat]

Right before calamitas accidentally makes azurefure goes boom

I'm having to take some creative liberties to actually involve them and showcase the fun parts of calamity lore

REALLY wish calamity had an official timeline of the past

[spring helm]

Oh boy I can’t wait to see them get gaslit into committing war crimes

[hoary berry]

they're gonna take part in the genocide of over 100 million people

[untold oracle]

Bro the gods would be so much worse…..

[spring helm]

Oh yeah?

Like what

[untold oracle]

So better do a ”minor” warcrime now than let them do a ”major” warcrime later!!

[spring helm]

Preventative war crimes

[split mortar]

Plenty of gods are worse

Like providence

Then there’s slime god just vibing

[untold oracle]

Silva had good intentions right?

[split mortar]

Don’t think we know enough

Though I’m inclined to believe so since primordial wyrm is fine with her

[livid bobcat]

Nah I'm gonna slowly hint at the truth until they figure it out

Cause while they are brainwashed basically, each of them have strong moral codes

Sooner or later they are gonna have to choose the easy wrong or the hard truth

Gonna start it black and white with gods being in the wrong and they'll slowly start to meet followers of the good ones, and see the consequences of yharims work with draedon and the like

[spring helm]

make them fight providence first

[split mortar]

Providence would flee

Unless you have the profaned core

iirc the lore

[random mulch]

boss summons arent canon

byeah providence would be a great first target

she literally wants to kill everything

[livid bobcat]

She would kill the whole party

They are Level 2 my guy

But followers of her yes

[split mortar]

Idk what level they are

Well I didn’t

[livid bobcat]

Imma more or less sandbox it

They can go wherever they want whenever they want

But there will be consequences for being too risky

[split mortar]

Let’s hope they don’t get tpk in the abyss

[livid bobcat]

Fr

party enters azurefure

"Wow what a nice city I hope nothing bad happens to it"

[random mulch]

imagine if it ended with the siege of ilmeris

[untold oracle]

Is summoning calamitas with the altar canon?

[random mulch]

no

[untold oracle]

Since isn’t she like actively hunting for you

[untold oracle]

Contacting draedon probably is tho

[random mulch]

yeah

[split mortar]

Don’t get why the altar isn’t

[random mulch]

why would it be canon

build weird altar thing to summon woman using ash

[split mortar]

She has a extreme affinity for necromantic and brimstone magics, could be that when we use the altar that she just interrupts us and overrides it and suddenly attacks

Mainly would like it to be canon cause I like that we summon the boss that way

[scenic olive]

what is the lore for scorn eaters,profaned energies, and impious immolators

[random mulch]

providence commits mitosis

[hoary berry]

scorn eaters have lost their free will, and in return have received provi's blessing

[split mortar]

One of them is people making them then sacrificing their lives for providence’s cause

Idk which one though

[hoary berry]

impious immolators iirc

[split mortar]

Yeah prob those

[livid bobcat]

What that

[random mulch]

yharim and his forces sieged ilmeris for a couple weeks

the sunken sea used to take up most of the underground desert but calamitas reduced it to what it is now

there were 2 gods in ilmeris
otonilou died defending the city while what happened to tyrian is unknown

basically everyone in ilmeris died

except for amidias and maybe a few others

the writers have described otonilou as a saint

[split mortar]

Yeah

It’s the first major mission scal went in iirc

[random mulch]

not sure about that

[cosmic zenith]

It's her last, that's for sure

[trim edge]

what would happen if someone cooked seafood in front of calamitas

[hoary berry]

NO MELON DON'T DO IT

do not send the gif

[faint plank]

do it.

[split mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-moon-lord-josh-hutcherson-whistle-gif-11278917756883322479

[faint plank]

YES

[hoary berry]

do not the gif

[split mortar]

Don’t get why it’s so hates

[random mulch]

probably cause it's just been happening for so long

any joke gets stale with time

[rotund shore]

yeah the joke is rather overdone

its been posted like a hundred times

[random mulch]

now it's just something that pushes conversations a bit farther up on the screen and nothing else

[warm gull]

it doesn't really get hate it just gets ignored

it'a tradition when kana does it but other people have no reason to

[random mulch]

it's annoying but i just keep quiet about it

[stark basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-moon-lord-josh-hutcherson-whistle-gif-11278917756883322479

[untold forge]

:(

[split mortar]

Oh there’s kana

[untold forge]

I have to read up on the inside joke one moment

[split mortar]

All I know is kana sends it every few hours

[untold forge]

How have I never seen this before

[tall crest]

every time i see the black gif i click on it and every time its just fucking sexy moon lord like it would ever be anything different. i have auto gif turned off and i never learn my fucking lesson.

[warm gull]

you aren't in lore discussion very often

[untold forge]

Touche

I kinda got a job and it's absorbed most of my cal time

[split mortar]

And often lore discussion successfully drowns it in a few messages before the next gif

[untold forge]

Lmao

Gonna search Xeroc and see how many "so why did they do ascension" messages I can find since I stopped being active

[random mulch]

behind yharim's visor

[split mortar]

There’s a decent amount asking why we didn’t ascend with yharon or if we are a god post yharon

A smaller yharim

But what’s underneath its visor?

[untold forge]

No for 2 reasons

1. Xeroc doesn't have a theme
2. A continuation of the last point, that theme in vanilla cal music pack is fanmade

[tall crest]

[untold forge]

Oh god

Don't make me post yhnome

[random mulch]

show him

show yhnome

[warm gull]

average lore discussion user character arc:

"yharim was right why do I have to kill him"--->"yharim is irredeemably evil when can I kill him"

[untold forge]

I don't have the mackerdoni sketch just yhnome throwing it back

[split mortar]

Yeah

[random mulch]

ah right i remember than one

[tall crest]

yharim is irredeemably evil, when can i marry him?

[split mortar]

Though like everyone just jumps in saying why he wrong

[untold forge]

I wonder if mack is awake

[warm gull]

true

come terravar, friend or traitor come. and bring the terminus, I have need of it.

[untold forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1191716416513126400/1197963421543571506/yhnome.gif

I found pet yhnome

[tall crest]

little guy

[split mortar]

God ascension ritual yharims soul to take his attunement

[warm gull]

somebody once said that we should perform the ascension ritual on yharim while he sleeps as a prank

[tall crest]

thatd be pretty funny

the look on yharim's face would be awesome! /ref

[untold forge]

I am severely missing my yheeze sticker right now

Make him a big fat auric omelette

[tall crest]

i bet itd taste so good

[split mortar]

I bet it would be so lethal aswell

[warm gull]

oh yeah I once had a very funny idea for an auric bullet

make a hollow bullet out of a thin layer of salt

put a little ball of auric inside

when you shoot someone the salt will dissolve

the auric will bounce around inside them like pinball and turn their insides to mush

[split mortar]

So it’d apply a strong dot?

[warm gull]

I mean it was less of a gameplay idea and more of just a funny lore accurate idea

[wheat walrus]

Vile

[random mulch]

more like self perpetuating sharpnell

[split mortar]

Yeah, but itd probably be easier to code as a strong dot instead for a similiar effect

Does sound cool

[random mulch]

auric bullet that ricochets off of other surfaces would be fun

[urban hedge]

the real reason Yharim abandoned Draedon (Draedon shrunk him and made him a mech clone for science)

[warm gull]

and the little visor inside has an even teenier yhar piloting it

[urban hedge]

True

[scenic olive]

Yharim Godseeker Slugs

can you mash together every single gods into one godly version of Polterghast

[split mortar]

Isn’t that just the crimson/corruption/hallowed?

[scenic yacht]

Thats not every god

Just some that werent disposed of

Properly

[split mortar]

Hallowed was

It’s every god that died before devourer started eating them

So it’s like 90%

[warm gull]

except for the other gods that made the crimson and the corruption

[split mortar]

Yeah fucked up what I meant there

Theyre every god that died before devourer started eating them*

[vocal spire]

IS THE NAME OF MOONLORD FOVOS???

on calamity lore

[split mortar]

Yeah

[vocal spire]

sorry that name is just so goofy i can't 😭

[split mortar]

Fovos another name for moonlord

[pliant ruin]

idk i think fovos is a cool ass name

[vocal spire]

imagine you're a auric dragon and you get destroyed by a guy named fovos

[woeful patio]

Jared

Is cooler

[pliant ruin]

it means fear in latin or smth like that so like

yeah id say its fitting

[vocal spire]

oh that's actually cool

[pliant ruin]

funny to think that fovos and permafrost are like the only two characters whose name actually makes any sense

because everybody else is just like

make up a cool sounding word

[spring helm]

Jane "Calamitas" Calamity

[vocal spire]

what if every characters full name has calamity on it

🔥

[languid badge]

devourer of gods calamity mod

[split mortar]

John wulfrum yharim calamity mod

[fallow steeple]

ok guys

i watched a 5 minnute video on yharim

[vocal spire]

Yharim Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemus Calamity III

[fallow steeple]

what

[vocal spire]

[pliant ruin]

most of the videos on youtube about calamity lore suck balls btw so

[woeful patio]

Most of them are outdated lore iicr

[warm gull]

tbh I like making cool sounding words better than having names that mean something in this case

like fovos is cool and means something

[vocal spire]

searching calamity lore on youtube only to find stone age videos of 60 second animations of a single character with no context

[warm gull]

permafrost is...

not cool honestly

it's just frozen dirt

and it's really on the nose

and it doesn't sound like a name

it'd be like if calamitas was named brimstone

[vocal spire]

is the name calamitas supposed to sound like calamity on purpose

[warm gull]

they could have gone with a cold or ice themed word that wasn't just permafrost

[warm gull]

yes

[plucky juniper]

wait why is the Lore FAQ privated

i cant access it

[split mortar]

Idk

[pliant ruin]

yeahj i agree

permafrost is kind of a lame name objectively speaking its really uncreative but

its better than draedon

at the very least

[split mortar]

What’s with draedon

[pliant ruin]

its literally just a random pokemon cahracters name with some letters changed

[split mortar]

Oh

[pliant ruin]

mind you said pokemon character is associated with dragons

and even draedons name

kind of sounds like

[split mortar]

Dragon

[pliant ruin]

the type of name youd associate with a dragon guy

but he has absolutely nothing to do with dragons

like i love draedon and all but objectively speaking his name is one of the goofiest ones in the mod

[split mortar]

Eh I didn’t know its origins, thought it was fine

[warm gull]

draedon sounds cool honestly

it was only lame after I learned it was 2 names mashed together

[magic epoch]

me when i

[warm gull]

like the name draedon is aesthetically pleasing

yharim is aesthetically pleasing

fovos and noxus are aesthetically pleasing

[magic epoch]

what is draedons name based on btw

i didn't know this until just now

[warm gull]

but permafrost and calamitas are not aesthetically pleasing

calamitas is still better than permafrost though

[magic epoch]

both are better than cataclysm and catastrophe

[warm gull]

yeah but again those are just words

like permafrost

[magic epoch]

yeah....

1% chance for the archmage to be named Gunter

[warm gull]

tbh I think cataclysm and catastrophe have a better sound as names than permafrost does

[warm gull]

like

like from

like the from the

penguin

[magic epoch]

no he's not from the penguin

[pliant ruin]

yeah calamitas and permafrost as names

are just not pleasing to say

but

draedon is another type of Unpleasing where it does sound cool but only until you Stop to Think about it

and then it gets

Worse

when you find out its origin

like calamitas and permafrost

make sense

but sound bad

draedon

[warm gull]

draedon flows off the tongue though

[pliant ruin]

dosen't make sense

but sounds good

[magic epoch]

what's the origins

[pliant ruin]

they're literally the opposite of eachother

one sounds good but dosent make sense, the others make sense but dont sound good

[warm gull]

yeah

I mean

[pliant ruin]

gets pokemon character
changes like 2 letters of their name

[magic epoch]

lol..

[warm gull]

in one of my worlds I made some cool sounding names that meant nothing and then retroactively gave them root word meanings

[plucky juniper]

We need to pull an Acheron ig

[warm gull]

Atin-os=All-Kingdom

I always thought draedon might have been related to daedalus somehow

but idk anything about new lore daedalus tbh

if he even exists

[split mortar]

Pretty sure Daedalus stuff is just like the magic from cryogen making funny ice metal

[real silo]

Daedalus joined ignalius and yharim's mom in the lore rewrite

went into the shadow realm

I think I heard somewhere that draedon's creator was supposed to be daedalus but idk if that's true at all

[warm gull]

probably heard it from catalyst

[plucky juniper]

unironically that would be interesting

in the old lore Daedalus felt similarish to current perma

[spring helm]

Old lore Yharim

mom finds egg
???
kill god

Try to kill, at least

[calm patio]

yharims brother betrays some jungle thing i dont rmb
mom and yharim gets thrown in lava iirc

[split mortar]

I think his brother became schizophrenic and just threw them in

[warm gull]

old lore yharim quite literally started everything just because xeroc did a little trolling

[calm patio]

i dont rmb what xeroc did to piss off yharim in old lore

[warm gull]

literally his family tried to summon xeroc and so xeroc got annoyed and appeared in a grotesque incomprehensible eldritch form which drove his family crazy or killed them or smth

[calm patio]

lmao

litterally stewie constantly calling louis's name

[split mortar]

Well their brother went insane and threw them in lava so it wa a insanity

[plucky juniper]

It should be clarified that when referencing old lore, that Xeroc is more like uh Nameless Deity

as in, he's more like an nigh-omnipotent god

[split mortar]

Not exactly but a lot closer

But don’t like any dark god wreck his ass

[plucky juniper]

now i am certain whatever lore wotg has is probably different from the original

[calm patio]

not any more really since nameless deity is its own thing now

[plucky juniper]

im only referencing nameless to point out that old Xeroc was weird

byeah xeroc originally kickstarted the entire plot because he was trollin

[split mortar]

Like Xeroc is all light gods fused into one or something, so it did make existence since they did iirc

[plucky juniper]

and yharim really really was salty about this

the entire plot is literally him just trying to get as much power as possible to get after xeroc

[split mortar]

And yet some say old lore was better

[plucky juniper]

only for xeroc to point and laugh at yharim

[warm gull]

no the xeroc wrecks dark gods

[warm gull]

also yeah not nameless

nameless has more characterization than old lore xeroc somehow

[plucky juniper]

"Post-Moon Lord modding is RUINED... Come on, man. I wanted to create a universe that is fair and square. But the Rod of Harmony ruins EVERYTHING. So no. I'm not letting you use it. You thought you could troll me, and it turns out YOU'RE the one getting trolled."

[languid badge]

skill issue?

[plucky juniper]

i just realized he found the Rod of Harmony to be disrupting the Harmony of the universe.

LOL

[spring helm]

skill issue on ND's part tbh, you can teleport too man what's the complaining for?

[warm gull]

he wants the test to be balanced

if you can teleport it makes it too easy to dodge his attacks

[sly geyser]

Yeah I remember being Post-ML for the first time and wondering why the hell shimmer doesn't work

[warm gull]

meanwhile he makes no attempt to dodge your attacks

[calm patio]

listen

infinite teleports?

quite smelly

[fallow steeple]

im gonna crashout in terraria

[warm gull]

I'm gonna crashout

.

[untold forge]

tell me more

[warm gull]

they got canned

[spring helm]

Left behind as the eras changed

[real silo]

straight up doesn't exist anymore

they're playing uno with andromeda and goozma

[untold oracle]

Old lore was just

Yuck

[cloud ibex]

i mean

one major difference between the two is that ND actually, like, exists in-game

xeroc was always a background character and the writers presumably had other priorities than characterizing a boss they might have ended up adding Eventually™️

meanwhile the entire point of WotG is ND and the Avatar

[cosmic zenith]

Old lore Xeroc had some interesting aspects, but that's about it

Doesn't help that the Noxus-Xeroc plot was so disconnected from the Yharim plot

It was just "oh yeah there's this cosmic peek-a-boo game going on between a coalescence of primordial creation Gods and an universe-level nuke made of destruction God corpses"

[wheat walrus]

caramitee modeth auric doragons

sharpening my hammer

[untold oracle]

Hammer is a blunt weapon

[random mulch]

it wont be after it's sharpened

[untold oracle]

Is it a hammer anymore then

[wheat walrus]

the joke is that in monster hunter you have to sharpen your hammer

[untold oracle]

Oh I see

Never played it

[sly geyser]

I think it becomes an axe then

or a pickaxe

more like a pickaxe tbh

[untold oracle]

A hook perhaps?

[sly geyser]

maybe!

[wheat walrus]

[frozen zodiac]

is draedon wireless or not

[split mortar]

As in no wires at all in any way or they dk t need a wire to connect to things?

Cause we know some of his tech doesn’t need wires, since the chair and recon body don’t have a 30mile wire on them

[frozen zodiac]

draedon when i cut his comically long wire from his chair

[split mortar]

[tall crest]

i figure he was wireless, like wifi or battery or solar

[thorny marlin]

he's powered by nothing

[frozen zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-e-gif-18298399145524573855

[tall crest]

he's powered by g-fuel

[mortal osprey]

3 AAA batteries

[thorny marlin]

why doesn't the hallow have a lore item

[jaunty niche]

he claimed exo prisms are limitless sourse of power

[warm gull]

hallow gets explained in wof lore

[wheat walrus]

calamity

eater of worlds vs mh deviljho

guys!

eater of worlds wins

he eatsp lanets

[thorny marlin]

draedon is powered by knowlegde

[frozen zodiac]

live Eater of Worlds (Lore Item) reaction:

[mint ocean]

guys

what is moonlord in the calamity lore, i'm not sure

[split mortar]

An alien

That appears

[mighty zenith]

big ol alien that came to terraria and started fucking shit up

[split mortar]

Fucks shit up

Gets sealed on the moon

Then we kill them

Has two names

Moonlord

And fovos

[mint ocean]

so how powerfull it is in his prime?

[mint ocean]

why that's important?

[mighty zenith]

well it was his name when he first arrived

[split mortar]

Strong enough to beat yharim, scal dog, yharon and exo mechs

[mint ocean]

what

[mighty zenith]

it's not really important, just something to use as a distinction between his states

[split mortar]

With prob not too much trouble

[mighty zenith]

since he couldnt have been called moon lord before getting sealed in the moon

[split mortar]

The guy fought an entire civilisation of dragons and killed lots and didn’t die

[fervent palm]

he would get eaten

[mint ocean]

XD

[split mortar]

Can thee stop spamming that

[fervent palm]

he would get devoured

its different now

[split mortar]

Yeah fair

[visual kiln]

who would get eaten

[mint ocean]

fair

[fervent palm]

he

[visual kiln]

who is he

[mint ocean]

how strong is yharon between the auric dragons?

[mighty zenith]

you

[mighty zenith]

second strongest ever

[mint ocean]

[split mortar]

Avg auric is around a eidolon wyrm, yharon second strongest

[mint ocean]

how do you know?

[mighty zenith]

dev statements

[mint ocean]

oh, ok

[split mortar]

Bestiary says it was second strongest

[mighty zenith]

oh yeah that part is from bestiary

the average strength is from devs

[mint ocean]

so the strongest is that one that xeroc absorbs and i forgot his name

[hoary berry]

eidolon wyrm bestiary entry, no?

[split mortar]

And bestiary also says a wyrm often rivalled a dragons

[split mortar]

Zeratros

[mint ocean]

but dragons were in air and wyrms in water

[mint ocean]

yeah that one

[mighty zenith]

ok well

[split mortar]

Yeah, evolution in a fictional setting funny

[mighty zenith]

i didnt remember most of the entries

but yes you're right

[mint ocean]

interesting, thanks for the information

[hoary berry]

i remember random stuff
eidolon wyrm entry is in my brain somewhere

cosmic line bestiary entry is also part of that collection

[mint ocean]

so, anyone know how far zeratros was from yharon?

[hoary berry]

it's the entry i'm most interested in of those i remeber

[split mortar]

Pretty sure Zeratros is damn near as strong as yharim

[sleek halo]

they’re about even

probably give the edge to zeratros tho

[mint ocean]

i don't know ho strong is yharim

[sleek halo]

stronger than scal and the exo mechs

also stronger than primordial wyrm whose stronger than both of those too

[mint ocean]

so nearly stronger than primordial wyrm?

[mint ocean]

o

[sleek halo]

but it’s still close

they’re not all too far apart at all

[split mortar]

Yeah

[mighty zenith]

yharon realizing he's not even the strongest dragon alive

[hoary berry]

yharim vs PW honestly sounds like an awesome fight
not that they would be likely to fight, but still

[sleek halo]

Yeah

the issue is Yharim is uh

[split mortar]

Avg wyrm almost as strong as avg dragon

Strongest wyrm almost as strong as strongest dragon

[sleek halo]

small in comparison

[sleek halo]

(blessed by a god)

[split mortar]

Yeah both hate xeroc

[split mortar]

Yet still not far behind

[mint ocean]

and why primordial got blessed by silva?

[sleek halo]

Primordial Wyrm is the oldest Wyrm and also blessed by Silva

[sleek halo]

currently unknown p sure

but they inhabited the same space

so it’s likely they made a truce

[split mortar]

Silva hates xeroc or primordial helped spread her influence in the abyss or something

We don’t know yet to my knowledge

[sleek halo]

I doubt Silva hates Xeroc

[hoary berry]

i wonder if PW got blessed after silva's first or second banishment to the abyss

[sleek halo]

but Primordial hating him makes sense

[split mortar]

There’s been multiple?

[sleek halo]

ye

[hoary berry]

two that we know of i think

[split mortar]

Oh damn

[sleek halo]

^

[hoary berry]

first one happened before yharim according to stip iirc

[mint ocean]

wdym by banishment to the abyss?

[split mortar]

She be coming back like William Afton, just stay down

[split mortar]

Yharim keeps throwing her into the abyss after killing her I guess

[split mortar]

Oh

[hoary berry]

wow amazing image quality

[sleek halo]

Well this time Yharim beat the fuck out of her

[mint ocean]

and why and by who got imprisionment the first time?

by xeroc?

[sleek halo]

like she’s quite literally in a vegetative state lol

who knows

[hoary berry]

or some reason i can't copy images straight out of my doc so i have to snipping tool them

[languid badge]

you have a doc?

[sleek halo]

.

[hoary berry]

i have my own doc of dev statements i made

[languid badge]

I see

[mint ocean]

can we see?

[hoary berry]

it also contains my OCs and a few screesnhots of funny messages sent in here

[hoary berry]

nuh uh it's private rn because

idk i want it to be

lot of wip stuff in there that is probably very dumb sounding

[mint ocean]

at least the devs statements i mean

[spring helm]

not just dev statement

[hoary berry]

that states that she had been imprisoned before, not when

[hoary berry]

okay yeah that's fair enough

my ass cannot think of any other potential names

everything that comes to mind already makes me think of someone i know which makes it hard to view them as a separate character from that person

[spring helm]

you want a gender neutral name?

[hoary berry]

yeah

something fairly civilian

[spring helm]

1233popcorn

[spring helm]

nice

Tin could also work i guess

[wheat walrus]

no

they're both from bestiary

[hoary berry]

could be fantasy-sounding but stil reasonable

[hoary berry]

already been covered

[wheat walrus]

both Yharon's power and the eidolon wyrms being the average strength of an auric doragon

[spring helm]

what i do is i just take words related to my character and translate them into a different language and mash them together

[wheat walrus]

alrr

[hoary berry]

that's how i make my world names

[c/xxxxxx:(latin with a few extra letters)]

[spring helm]

my DnD character is called Virela Espiluta because i translated relaxed swordsman into spanish and portuguese

[wheat walrus]

the largest chicken nugget ever made is 20,96 kilograms

if I threw it at you at 94% the speed of light that would generate the energy of almost 1,3 million hiroshima bombs

[hoary berry]

i was about to ask what you were cooking

a chicken nugget, apparently

[split mortar]

That’s a lot of bombs

[spring helm]

this is what i waited like 3 minutes for

wonderful as always Omni

[hoary berry]

worth

[wheat walrus]

fucku

[split mortar]

Bruh

[wheat walrus]

actually no

that's good since black myth wukong was made by sexists

[split mortar]

They spamming it

[wheat walrus]

yeah

[split mortar]

Didn’t know that

it gone

[grim harness]

So, in terms of the war what side are we on, or is this post war?

The mod ofc