wait is that why yharim asked draedon to upgrade his armour
#lore-discussion
spring helm
not even because he almost died to braelor and statis but because he wants to live long enough to find a replacement
split mortar
wait is that why yharim asked draedon to upgrade his armour
No, it was to make him unbeatable since he nearly died to statis and braelor
But I’m sure it does something like that aswell
torpid rover
Asking Draedon what his golf handicap is and he quietly stares at the Terrarian like he just grew two extra heads.
earnest flare
i get the feeling that dog only saved yharim during his fight with statis and braelor because he cant just let his supplier of godly essence die and for literally no other reason
split mortar
Yeah
earnest flare
me when i am in a disloyalty competition and my opponent is dog
torpid rover
The actual best golfer was the Slime God, but we can’t play with it now because it’s very dead.
split mortar
Nah the paladins were the golfers, the core was the golf ball
torpid rover
Providence is a mad goddess of destruction who dreams of erasing all matter in the known universe, but could probably make it at least one under par if pressed.
split mortar
Can scal?
earnest flare
id beat every cal boss at golf
torpid rover
Cirrus wouldn’t even remember to show up at the golf course
languid badge
id beat every cal boss at golf
cryogoen would win tbh
spring helm
DoG just wanted to add another tally to his score
spring helm
Yharim acknowledges how storng Braelor is so it's bonus clout to DoG since he technically beat them
earnest flare
but would cryo actually be able to get par
split mortar
Dog would try to win out of ego but would have to swing its body weirdly to hit the ball
languid badge
assuming it can see
yes
earnest flare
an ice construct doesnt strike me as very good at golf
frozen zodiac
could you carve out cryogen so it can be the golf ball
languid badge
an ice construct doesnt strike me as very good at golf
conjures a barier of ice arround the hole to garuntee it goes in
melts by the time you call the referees over
spring helm
DoG is bigger than a golf course how his he going to play
split mortar
Alternatively, what if it has a ai for golfing?
torpid rover
The Bandit blatantly cheats but unlike Drunk Princess they’re at least trying to play
split mortar
DoG is bigger than a golf course how his he going to play
XXL golf maps
earnest flare
conjures a barier of ice arround the hole to garuntee it goes in
melts by the ti...
no actually the ice would melt too slowly
it doesnt get that hot here
languid badge
its really thin ice
frozen zodiac
could anahita play golf
languid badge
yes
languid badge
she is made of water
and?
torpid rover
Amidas plays Pickleball instead
split mortar
Just command leviathan to play
earnest flare
liquid cannot hit solid with enough force to get it flying
split mortar
liquid cannot hit solid with enough force to get it flying
Her trident
split mortar
Yet she holds the trident
earnest flare
its never confirmed what its made of
split mortar
We can hold the trident so doubt
earnest flare
We can hold the trident so doubt
there is no canon terrarian
languid badge
its never confirmed what its made of
does this look like its made of water to you
torpid rover
Crabulon could technically play golf if the Truffle figured out how to puppet it
split mortar
there is no canon terrarian
That’s your choice
languid badge
also if it was made of water then we would be unable to use it
earnest flare
does this look like its made of water to you
sir this is pixel art
split mortar
Can nuclear bee play golf?
split mortar
sir this is pixel art
Doesn’t change the fish look
earnest flare
what fish look
languid badge
also being a water elemental does not mean it is made of water
unless you mean to tell me brimstone elemental is made of brimstone
earnest flare
cloudy is also made of clouds
split mortar
Brimstone is made of brimstone magic
earnest flare
nature is way more broad than brimstone, water, clouds, or sand
split mortar
Silva is also a god
languid badge
wasnt always
fading sun
Ok so golfer just doesn't exist
split mortar
nature is way more broad than brimstone, water, clouds, or sand
Sand is the earth elemental to my knowledge
torpid rover
Can nuclear bee play golf?
It’s more machine than vespid, so it might as well be able to execute arbitrary code such as playing golf. It’s like how Otacon programmed Metal Gear REX to be able to fight hand to hand, even though no other mecha existed at the time, just because he thought it was cool.
languid badge
anyway given enough time exos could beat you at golf
earnest flare
no not really
if the exos cant adapt during a fight they cant adapt during golf
and they were MADE for fighting
languid badge
given enough time draedon could alter them to be made for golf
earnest flare
ok but why wouldnt he just make a new machine for that
split mortar
if the exos cant adapt during a fight they cant adapt during golf
Draedon wanted mechs to always obey him so any capacity to learn is likely undesirable for draedon right now
languid badge
because that'd be a waste of parts
earnest flare
no actually it'd be more of a waste to convert all the exos into golf machines
split mortar
because that'd be a waste of parts
He doesn’t care of that
languid badge
golf isnt real
⛳
earnest flare
golf isnt real
😭
earnest flare
the golfer could beat me at golf though he can sell infinite gold trophies hes gotta be REALLY good
split mortar
This is such lore discussion happening guys
torpid rover
A Wulfrum bot pushes the ball into the hole while everyone else is arguing
split mortar
A Wulfrum bot pushes the ball into the hole while everyone else is arguing
One of the wulfrum boys is the ball
Gyratore or something
spring helm
golf sucks
torpid rover
Real world golf truly does suck
frozen zodiac
would permafrost golf well
spring helm
would permafrost golf well
he's a white old man, everyone knows they're good at golf
torpid rover
He does not seem like he has hobbies, but he likely had to learn golf anyways to schmooze with the other members of court
I’m imagining Calamitas reacting to kite flying the same way most players do; looking at the kite for a few seconds, going “huh, whatever” and putting it away.
split mortar
He does not seem like he has hobbies, but he likely had to learn golf anyways to...
Other members like child soldier, noxus tape worm, mechanical Redditor, yharons sprite and war maniac
Don’t think there’s much chance for them to play golf together
ripe forge
how would the story be affected if astrum aureus was homophobic?
languid badge
this implies draedon programmed homophobia into aureus
earnest flare
how would the story be affected if astrum aureus was homophobic?
it'd try to kill draedon
languid badge
which has its own can of worms
pliant ruin
how would the story be affected if astrum aureus was homophobic?
astrum aureus is gay
spring helm
embed fail
pliant ruin
this couldn't happen
ripe forge
this implies draedon programmed homophobia into aureus
homophobic homosexual draedon
pliant ruin
ask @mighty zenith
split mortar
Astrum aureus has no will, so that means astral infection is homophobic implying that homophobia will take control of everything if not eaten
spring helm
that's real af
torpid rover
Other members like child soldier, noxus tape worm, mechanical Redditor, yharons ...
There had to be bureaucrats though, right? None of the bosses look like they would read a tax ledger.
languid badge
Astrum aureus has no will, so that means astral infection is homophobic implying...
so we beat the homophobia out of deus is what you're saying
split mortar
so we beat the homophobia out of deus is what you're saying
Yes
torpid rover
Astrum aureus has no will, so that means astral infection is homophobic implying...
And that color scheme… the Astral is fashwave?!? Eew.
split mortar
There had to be bureaucrats though, right? None of the bosses look like they wou...
Well who knows, permafrost seems like he may before draedon just makes a ai auto do it
earnest flare
so we beat the homophobia out of deus is what you're saying
if the infection is homophobic then why isnt deus eating any infected stars
pliant ruin
im homophobic i hate gay people
split mortar
if the infection is homophobic then why isnt deus eating any infected stars
Deus stops the infection forming by eating them before they become homophobic
pliant ruin
ewwwwww gay people ewwww
ripe forge
im homophobic i hate gay people
fire react
languid badge
im homophobic i hate gay people
self loathing isnt healthy
split mortar
Rude
earnest flare
Deus stops the infection forming by eating them before they become homophobic
ok but he doesnt eat homophobic people
pliant ruin
self loathing isnt healthy
im straight
wheat walrus
Deus should eat dog since he's homophobic
pliant ruin
trust me
ripe forge
im straight
straight up gay..
torpid rover
im homophobic i hate gay people
No, you hate brains
pliant ruin
ask my girlfriend she'll tell you how straight i am
split mortar
ok but he doesnt eat homophobic people
Yeah, Deus stops it at the source and leaves us to deal with the small bits
languid badge
ask my girlfriend she'll tell you how straight i am
this you?
torpid rover
which has its own can of worms
Or it’s own herb bag
split mortar
Doubt
ripe forge
why doesnt yharim just kill you when you first spawn? is he stupid?
untold forge
im homophobic i hate gay people
Devourer of gods ass moment
earnest flare
why doesnt yharim just kill you when you first spawn? is he stupid?
yharim is suicidal how can you kill him if you die
mighty zenith
ask <@282515629213351947>
this is true
kindred sail
why doesnt yharim just kill you when you first spawn? is he stupid?
He is acoistic
split mortar
why doesnt yharim just kill you when you first spawn? is he stupid?
Because he wants you to face him
For some reason
untold forge
Why kill you when he can mold you into the ultimate weapon that will finish his job for him
earnest flare
Why kill you when he can mold you into the ultimate weapon that will finish his ...
(xeroc still lives)
split mortar
(xeroc still lives)
(Does Noxus)
languid badge
Because he wants you to face him
he's probably less than 15 years away from kicking the bucket of natural causes bro just wants to die fighting
earnest flare
past a point player character privilege cant make up for the power difference
ripe forge
he's probably less than 15 years away from kicking the bucket of natural causes ...
he pulls up with a cane
untold forge
Yeah Xeroc is just so far out of reach of the player
torpid rover
(Does Noxus)
They aren’t in the game so they might as well not
ripe forge
insane thing to say in lore-discussion
mighty zenith
1/3rd of the characters isn't in-game 
untold forge
Devourer of gods lore item
languid badge
fake
pliant ruin
meow
ripe forge
nya :3c
pliant ruin
mrrrp...
languid badge
no way former dev and discord admin mrrp reference?
mighty zenith
lore discatssion
untold forge
Mind blowing
split mortar
They aren’t in the game so they might as well not
Neither is xeroc yet we know they live
ripe forge
what if he did just fucking slip and hit his head and die in his own dimension
who would know
untold forge
DoG up until you kill him
paper edge
what would happen if we could go full pacifist
ripe forge
as in undertale pacifist?
split mortar
I think
ripe forge
yharim goes to therapy
mighty zenith
DoG cage
paper edge
as in undertale pacifist?
no just showing you are not a threat and by helping a bit to not fight
split mortar
Noxus is given the wall of fleshes god essence so it can YouTube mukbang instead of destroy the world
ripe forge
no just showing you are not a threat and by helping a bit to not fight
i do not think anything would change then
mighty zenith
no just showing you are not a threat and by helping a bit to not fight
it could work on some enemies possibly
but some are also just bloodthirsty monstrosities
paper edge
i do not think anything would change then
like giving calamitas a home a therapy
ripe forge
yeah how do you convice like EoC to stop
split mortar
no just showing you are not a threat and by helping a bit to not fight
Basically everyone sentient enough to notice you ain’t a threat are all going to kill you, except scal she will just leave you alone or silently join town
mighty zenith
i could see maybe distracting DS with food or something
paper edge
yeah how do you convice like EoC to stop
directly sacrificying the guide
mighty zenith
not very pacifistic isnt it
split mortar
Yeah no not very pacifist
paper edge
not very pacifistic isnt it
it is to eoc
fading sun
yeah how do you convice like EoC to stop
Seal his mouth and minion spawning orifice shut with duct tape
paper edge
for yharon give his son back
fading sun
phase 1 does it
Chain it up
mighty zenith
ok then
fading sun
Pacifism
mighty zenith
how do you spare providence
fading sun
You're not hurting it
languid badge
how do you spare providence
nuke everything
paper edge
how do you spare providence
you unprofane her
fading sun
how do you spare providence
Extinguish her
mighty zenith
ripe forge
how do you spare providence
play dead like you saw a bear
mighty zenith
play dead like you saw a bear
just makes her job easier
ripe forge
be very convincing
fading sun
play dead like you saw a bear
Thats crazy
paper edge
for ds bring him to the sunken sea
fading sun
be very convincing
Still will reduce you to ash
fading sun
for ds bring him to the sunken sea
Not rly
mighty zenith
for ds bring him to the sunken sea
i dont think he
wants to be there
fading sun
Probably not
pliant ruin
he dosen't really
paper edge
or bring to acid scourge
pliant ruin
want to be t here
mighty zenith
he's doing perfectly fine in the desert
split mortar
how do you spare providence
Water bucket to cool her down
pliant ruin
like
mighty zenith
SS just has more annoying prey
mighty zenith
since they're so tanky
ripe forge
for ds bring him to the sunken sea
i honestly think that sudden of a change in the atmosphere would actually just kill it lol
pliant ruin
it just has no reason to
fading sun
SS just has more annoying prey
Ss?
paper edge
and for as
mighty zenith
also theres the difference of like
fading sun
Oh
pliant ruin
sunken sea has competition
fading sun
Sunken sea
mighty zenith
desert sand is easy to go through and ambush prey
sunken sea has rocks
really hard rocks
paper edge
for yharim don't kill yharon
fading sun
sunken sea has rocks
And potentially even stones
ripe forge
the desert scourge probably cant live in the water, i imagine it would drown
fading sun
for yharim don't kill yharon
Not really why he wants to fight you
pliant ruin
it just
ripe forge
mf dune splicer??/
unironically yeah, its smaller and probably faster
pliant ruin
is better of where its at rn
mighty zenith
the biggest threat was GSS but that guy is a pussy
fading sun
mf dune splicer??/
Yeah the hardmode sandstorm guys
paper edge
for draedon it is not him so don't care
pliant ruin
where it was aquatic but could still go on land if needed
ripe forge
ecology talk revived the whole chat you love to see it
split mortar
the biggest threat was GSS but that guy is a pussy
When nukes are being dropped into where you live every second I think fleeing makes sense
ripe forge
dwarves:
paper edge
what if as and ds mate would it work
ripe forge
maybe
fading sun
the biggest threat was GSS but that guy is a pussy
GSS?
mighty zenith
great sand shark
split mortar
If they’re just the same species adapted to different environments yeah
fading sun
Oh
split mortar
But I’m sure they’re different species
ripe forge
what if as and ds mate would it work
i imagine they're still genetically close enough to breed, but maybe not viable offspring
ionic harness
Don’t even lie cheese
pliant ruin
yeah
mighty zenith
it'd be like breeding a fox with a cat
split mortar
Oh hey Aido
ionic harness
What’s up melon
pliant ruin
result in geentically sound offspring
paper edge
i imagine they're still genetically close enough to breed, but maybe not viable ...
they are the same species just mutated
pliant ruin
it'd be like a lion and tiger situation at best
they
are not
they're related
but not the same species
ripe forge
they are the same species just mutated
yeah and that would make the offspring infertile
pliant ruin
they aren't the same species
fading sun
they are the same species just mutated
No
pliant ruin
crying
mighty zenith
they should change one of their names
esp considering aquatic scourge's name only fits halfway
its aquatic
but is it really a scourge
pliant ruin
well it's apparently gonna be changed from a filter feeder into a predator with the resprite
ripe forge
desert scourge's theme has no right going that hard for a boss that easy man
pliant ruin
so i guess yeah
split mortar
It’s a scourge to the stronger predators
fading sun
they should change one of their names
I'd prefer that to be DS cuz aquatic scourge sounds cool but I know aquatic scourge makes more sense to change
swift badger
its the deserts scurge if it was in water 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
mighty zenith
its not
pliant ruin
do people have EYES
ionic harness
I have eyes, but I’m basically blind
ripe forge
but is it really a scourge
i 100% believe the word scourge is only used because it sounds cool
mighty zenith
you cant even use their names as proof they're related
pliant ruin
oh yeah it was
paper edge
i 100% believe the word scourge is only used because it sounds cool
exactly like unversal scourge
split mortar
well it's apparently gonna be changed from a filter feeder into a predator with ...
Will that mean it’s not passive when it spawns in the sulphurous sea anymore?
pliant ruin
they are related but they're not the same species
swift badger
desert scourge and aquatic scourge are almost the same species just different enviorments
pliant ruin
no
they're not
they're literally canonically not
i'm gonna cry
do people. have EYES
swift badger
Who says that
pliant ruin
THE GAME
mighty zenith
who says they're the same
paper edge
wait are there still scourge in the sunken sea it's big after all
ripe forge
i do remember some older lore saying they were the same species in different enviorments like desert vs arctic wolves
split mortar
Just cause they have scourge in their name doesn’t mean anything, especially when their “names” are litteraly titles of them just being a menace to a area
fading sun
@swift badger they are NOT THE SAME there's been like 3 times different devs said that
warm gull
swift badger
they are Both water worms
ripe forge
i do remember some **older** lore saying they were the same species in different...
could be wrong tho
swift badger
whats the fifference
fading sun
YOU FUCK I LOST
fading sun
whats the fifference
This mf is either a child or baiting
paper edge
could be wrong tho
no it is indeed in the old lore
swift badger
explode
split mortar
they are Both water worms
And? Humans and gorillas are land apes what’s the difference?
pliant ruin
"What's the difference" YOU HAVE EYES
mighty zenith
i do remember some **older** lore saying they were the same species in different...
older
ripe forge
no it is indeed in the old lore
yeah that explains where people are pulling it from
swift badger
This mf is either a child or baiting
I was Rage bairing
fading sun
I was Rage bairing
You stink
mighty zenith
I was Rage bairing
i will murder you
ionic harness
Idk why I’d share that with you guys
mighty zenith
in minecraft
fading sun
"What's the difference" YOU HAVE EYES
Old sprite
mighty zenith
in real life
ripe forge
I was Rage bairing
me when im wrong
mighty zenith
in minecraft
fading sun
Both sprites are outdated
pliant ruin
I was Rage bairing
hi rage bairing i'm cheese
pliant ruin
Both sprites are outdated
yeah but my point stands
mighty zenith
hi rage bairing i'm cheese
wtf dont dead name them
ripe forge
hi rage bairing i'm cheese
they said they were. dont deadname
ionic harness
Cheese deadnaming is crazy
pliant ruin
sorry.
fading sun
But I’m in a car
Shit yourself
mighty zenith
mighty zenith
bart
fading sun
yeah but my point stands
Not really they look pretty similar
mighty zenith
paper edge
we need more crab boss like one in the sulphurous sea
ripe forge
real
ionic harness
I’m gonna rizz up fabsol so he gives us lore answers
split mortar
Not really they look pretty similar
Yes cause orange and blue are similiar
pliant ruin
Not really they look pretty similar
They have similarities yes but they're
absolutely
split mortar
I’m gonna rizz up fabsol so he gives us lore answers
He isn’t lore creator
ripe forge
we need more crab boss like one in the sulphurous sea
lemme cook. giant abyss crab boss
split mortar
Some people need to read the lore doc
pliant ruin
I win you loose 10/10 rage bair
hi win i'm cheese
fading sun
we need more crab boss like one in the sulphurous sea
Drab Slab crab
split mortar
related
Not in a family sense but a sense of close species but still different species
fading sun
Yes cause orange and blue are similiar
Spikes
mighty zenith
I’m gonna rizz up fabsol so he gives us lore answers
swift badger
hi win i'm cheese
🔥
paper edge
lemme cook. giant abyss crab boss
yeah with part of the fight inspired by the takiun samuza from monster hunter frontier
pliant ruin
they should add a lion boss
ionic harness
💀😭
pliant ruin
monster hunter frontier .
ripe forge
yeah with part of the fight inspired by the takiun samuza from monster hunter fr...
monster hunter mentioned..
pliant ruin
out of all the monster hunter games you could've referenced
paper edge
out of all the monster hunter games you could've referenced
it has the most crab fight of all
swift badger
Fabsol is such a skibidi ohio rizzler sigma this is soo skibdid edge gyatt mog goon moment
ripe forge
they should add a lion boss
they should scrap the entire lore and turn calamity into a monster hunter terraria mod
fading sun
That's almost as crazy as that one time I told a guy to blow his brains out (in Minecraft we had a gun mod ofc)
ionic harness
Gacha games need to die
swift badger
they should add the skibidi toililets to calamity
split mortar
This chat has gone crazy
paper edge
they should scrap the entire lore and turn calamity into a monster hunter terrar...
or just do a monster hunter mod
split mortar
In a bad way
fading sun
they should turn calamity mod into limbus company
Shut up man
swift badger
Gacha games need to die
🗣️🔥
ionic harness
I want calamidi toilet
swift badger
keep spittin
fading sun
Libmus company never should've became popular
pliant ruin
limbus company is the only game that exists
and i wouldn't call it popular tbh well it kind of is but it's not really super mainstream
paper edge
I want calamidi toilet
you should have been put inside one has a baby would be better
mighty zenith
ligma company
swift badger
Do you spit
it was like a way to tell someonme to keep talking
pliant ruin
it's still kind of niche
fading sun
and i wouldn't call it popular tbh well it kind of is but it's not really super ...
Too popular
ripe forge
limbus nuts
pliant ruin
it's a good game so yeah makes sense it got popular
fading sun
There was never meant to be 1 person I ever meet that knows of it
paper edge
do you know death must die really cool game
swift badger
what is limbus company about
pliant ruin
never heard of it
mighty zenith
have a nice death (i havent played it yet but it looks cool
fading sun
what is limbus company about
They're like on a Limousine
But it's also a bus
And they're a company
swift badger
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
ionic harness
LimBUS company
swift badger
sounds like skibidi toilet
ripe forge
true..
ripe forge
im sorry
split mortar
i'll kill you
In minecraft
pliant ruin
not in minecraft
paper edge
from a abyssal crab boss to a showing of indie games what a channel
pliant ruin
hammer
split mortar
not in minecraft
😨
mighty zenith
THE indie game
wrong
split mortar
THE indie game
That’s undertale
pliant ruin
well ok good point
fading sun
Toby fox isn't THAT guy in specific
mighty zenith
thats shovel knight
ripe forge
no lol
mighty zenith
btw
pliant ruin
but i feel like deltarune and undertale kind of go in the same boat
paper edge
if you like platforming game play the end is nigh really cool game
fading sun
But he's certainly one of THE guys
ionic harness
That
mighty zenith
PLAY SHOVE LKNIGHT
split mortar
PLAY SHOVE LKNIGHT
No
swift badger
That’s undertale
Its Fnaf or Undertale both blew up insanely
pliant ruin
shovel knight is good yeah but i'd not say it's as iconic to the internet as a whole as UT/DR
it's kind of had it's time in the spotlight
mighty zenith
ok well fair
swift badger
Hollow knight might also be up there
ionic harness
Bug game
paper edge
ALSO PLAY SEA OF STARS
split mortar
This is such lore discussion
mighty zenith
shovel knight and cave story are basically what gave indie games a spotlight in the first place
ripe forge
hollow knight
split mortar
Hollowknight
spring helm
bug night at freddy's
split mortar
It good
split mortar
You can fight the sun
pliant ruin
if i had to rank my favorite games
ripe forge
i playedl ike 10 mins of it 🔥
pliant ruin
it'd probably be like
ionic harness
Popcorn what’s up, bbg?🤨😏
spring helm
You can fight the sun
providence gaming
swift badger
"Every Hollow Has its Knight" - John Hollow Knight
paper edge
hollow knight is pretty good
yeah i've played the demo of silksong really good
split mortar
providence gaming
Xeroc is the sun god in calamity
pliant ruin
- limbus company
- ultrakill + needy girl overdose (i can't pick either but it's safe to say it's a tie)
- hollow knight
ripe forge
dark souls 2 is like the dark souls of dark souls
pliant ruin
yeah i've played the demo of silksong really good
damn lucky
fading sun
try grave/digger
ripe forge
1. limbus company
2. ultrakill + needy girl overdose (i can't pick either but it...
needy streamer mentioned
pliant ruin
i love nso
fading sun
1. limbus company
2. ultrakill + needy girl overdose (i can't pick either but it...
what is that list supposed to be
pliant ruin
my favorite games
split mortar
Slime rancher cool
pliant ruin
you are in the calamity mod discord you have no way to possibly say that to me with any sort of dignity
ripe forge
i love nso
i am 100% serious when i say that managing the stress and follower count and everything else is geniunely harder than dark souls 3
fading sun
LOT
fading sun
you are in the calamity mod discord you have no way to possibly say that to me w...
i can
warm gull
slime rancher was fun
swift badger
if Half life isnt in your top 10 list im praying on your downfall
split mortar
PLAY SLIME RANCHER 1 & 2 NOW!
Accidentally made a ecosystem in a coral in 2
pliant ruin
i am 100% serious when i say that managing the stress and follower count and eve...
i beat the game on day 15
split mortar
if Half life isnt in your top 10 list im praying on your downfall
I haven’t beaten it
pliant ruin
mind you this was my first time beating the game
ionic harness
Half life is dated
paper edge
Accidentally made a ecosystem in a coral in 2
what is your favorite zone of the ranch
pliant ruin
needy streamer and hollow knight are literally amazing
ionic harness
Hl2 is goated tho
warm gull
Portal and portal 2 are some of if not my favorite games
pliant ruin
you have no idea what you're talking about
ripe forge
i beat the game on day 15
im just ass then.
fading sun
i am 100% serious when i say that managing the stress and follower count and eve...
have you played dark souls 3
ripe forge
yeah
ionic harness
Portal and portal 2 are some of if not my favorite games
This
mighty zenith
Portal and portal 2 are some of if not my favorite games
they're absolutely my favorite puzzle games ever
swift badger
Darkl souls IS NOT Hard
ionic harness
I played some of the portal mods
pliant ruin
it's just that SOMEHOW i managed to beat the game for the first time ever on day 15
like
split mortar
what is your favorite zone of the ranch
Bold of you to assume I know what they are called despite beating 1 and playing quite a bit of 2
pliant ruin
i had kept getting bad endings on day 30
ripe forge
Darkl souls IS NOT Hard
TALK
mighty zenith
also portal 2 has some of the funniest writing in any game
ionic harness
And they’re genuinely the best games I’ve played in years
warm gull
Halo 2 is my absolutely unquestionably favorite game of all time
ionic harness
also portal 2 has some of the funniest writing in any game
This is the part where you die
paper edge
also the Oris games are maybe a staple of "indie games"
swift badger
TALK
its a good game but its not hard especially Dark souls 1 its perfect i difficulty not too hard or too easy
mighty zenith
everything that comes out of cave johnson's mouth is pure gold
swift badger
unlike Demon souls demon souls sucks
paper edge
the like overgrowth
I prefer the new zone the dig site
ripe forge
its a good game but its not hard especially Dark souls 1 its perfect i difficult...
i felt ds1 was too easy actually, but thats just because of the game's age
spring helm
"This is the part where he kills us."
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you."
Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
swift badger
the runbacks take 10 years
swift badger
i felt ds1 was too easy actually, but thats just because of the game's age
yeah
ripe forge
the runbacks take 10 years
i will murder miyazaki for making bed of chaos.
ionic harness
"This is the part where he kills us."
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you....
Best moment in any valve game ever
fading sun
"This is the part where he kills us."
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you....
im guessing thats the part where he....... kills you??????
split mortar
Nope
swift badger
i will murder miyazaki for making bed of chaos.
Bed of chaos is the best boss in all of gaming wdymmM???
ripe forge
i will murder miyazaki for making bed of chaos.
i almost quit the fucking game because of it
paper edge
if want cool Tower defense play from ashes, bloom
swift badger
balloons tower defense
fading sun
if want cool Tower defense play from ashes, bloom
ashes bloom? wus that?
paper edge
balloons tower defense
no in this one you kill people and plant trees
split mortar
balloons tower defense
The sixth
swift badger
6 is fire
ripe forge
i miss the vacuum
paper edge
6 is the most recent and the most complete
ionic harness
Cap
swift badger
no in this one you kill people and plant trees
i see
ripe forge
6 is the most recent and the most complete
its not complete its missing the vacuum
paper edge
ashes bloom? wus that?
Type FROM ASHES BLOOM on steam and voila
paper edge
its not complete its missing the vacuum
he is dead deal with it
ionic harness
Everyone knows that paper Mario paper jam is the best game ever made
split mortar
Quintuple Dark times of day With Frederick's
A bit cringe
ripe forge
he is dead deal with it
he'll be back soon. it's never vacuumover
fading sun
A bit cringe
ik
ionic harness
Everyone knows that paper Mario paper jam is the best game ever made
I mean sticker star
swift badger
Fnaf 6 is free on steam btw
ionic harness
I’m stupid
split mortar
Everyone knows that paper Mario paper jam is the best game ever made
What’s that one? The one with paper and rpg characters?
fading sun
its not complete its missing the vacuum
it was op as shit
ionic harness
Fnaf 6 is free on steam btw
So is ucn
split mortar
I mean sticker star
Idk that one
ripe forge
it was op as shit
❤️ ik
paper edge
he'll be back soon. it's never vacuumover
yes it is most of his part were used on other tower stop lying to yourself
ionic harness
What’s that one? The one with paper and rpg characters?
Yeah lol
ionic harness
Idk that one
This one’s shit. Don’t play that
ripe forge
yes it is most of his part were used on other tower stop lying to yourself
you wouldn't get it.
ionic harness
wait i did not know
Yeah, I’ve been trying some of the challenges for the last few days. Difficult asf
fading sun
ripe forge
stop looking at me like that
paper edge
you wouldn't get it.
I do now stop your foolish obsetion over a wood chipper and go mate with mermonkey
ripe forge
!?
ripe forge
ik im just confused about the mating part
paper edge
ik im just confused about the mating part
it was the least banishable insult i came with
split mortar
yharim is homosexual
AND homophobic
ionic harness
Yharim and draedon are Calamitas’ biological parents
paper edge
yharim is homosexual
probably with draedon
ripe forge
he swears its not gay since he's a robot
paper edge
Yharim and draedon are Calamitas’ biological parents
yes and right now fabsol will say that is indeed the case
@plucky echo
ionic harness
Fabsol is gonna ban me from living
ripe forge
pinged the owner you MIGHT get murdered
ionic harness
Act natural
paper edge
I am a man of words
split mortar
<@168217579544903680>
WHY ACTUALLY PING FABSOL
ripe forge
Act natural
crazy weather we're having today huh
ionic harness
crazy weather we're having today huh
It’s actually been pretty beautiful by me, ngl
paper edge
yeah we need more crab bosses right
ripe forge
It’s actually been pretty beautiful by me, ngl
its too HOT
ionic harness
Crabulon infection AU
split mortar
Surprisingly British weather hasn’t been that shit today
ripe forge
Crabulon infection AU
isnt it already infected
split mortar
Yeah it is
paper edge
I have been slowly drowning in soda since I live in the candy cavity
ionic harness
I mean like crabulon infecting the other cal guys
ionic harness
cancer can get cancer btw
I think so
paper edge
yeah crablamitas
ripe forge
called supercancer or smth
ionic harness
I mean
paper edge
crab
paper edge
CRAB
ionic harness
Crabs
ripe forge
🦀
split mortar
Some other infections can fight off cancer
Makes sense, cancer is just another thing for diseases to attack
paper edge
CRAB
ionic harness
What am I even doing here anymore
paper edge
What am I even doing here anymore
CRAB
paper edge
What am I even doing here anymore
You all have been CRABBED
spring helm
i leave for five minutes and this channel undergoes carcinization
split mortar
What am I even doing here anymore
Aren’t you doing an eternity mode run?
split mortar
i leave for five minutes and this channel undergoes carcinization
Not the first time
ripe forge
"calamity bosses are so good!" the bosses in question
🍄🦀🍄
🏜️ 🪱
🧊
🐟🧜♀️
🧙♀️
🐔
ionic harness
Aren’t you doing an eternity mode run?
Oh shit yeah. I’ve gotta do that later on tonight
paper edge
CRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRAB
paper edge
I’m trying to learn how to fish
BECOME CRABBED
split mortar
Pole, 300 water blocks and bait
ionic harness
I wanna crate farm
split mortar
But it is weird what is counted for fishing water
paper edge
CRABYOUCRABARECRABALLCRABCURSEDCRABBYCRABMECRAB
split mortar
I hate that
Also are you still doing eternity calamity?
paper edge
Join the crab army please
ionic harness
Also are you still doing eternity calamity?
Just normal eternity this time. Imma do eternity death for my next run. I haven’t done a “vanilla” run in so long
warm gull
radcrab just sounds like a knockoff mirelurk
ionic harness
Crab
paper edge
You know what
paper edge
I am evolving
ionic harness
Statis likes slugs
paper edge
I indeed evolved
split mortar
I highly doubt that
paper edge
I now have claws but wait I will switch again
warm gull
evolved like ark survival
split mortar
Digimon or Pokémon evolution?
split mortar
I don’t think fabsol is appearing
What is you alls faveroute cal boss?
And most hated
split mortar
For now the fight is anticlimactic fair
split mortar
<a:aureus_pat:1176845784625463336>
You’re going to dislike my opinion on aureus
split mortar
Oh ok
calm patio
You’re going to dislike my opinion on aureus
i hate you fovos
im sending you back on the moon
split mortar
Sadgeness
calm patio
u were a big bully to those dragons
sly bloom
split mortar
Aureus needs a rework I think
glossy wolf
So lore wise, could the DoG actually defeat Yharon?
spring helm
not without shenanigans
rotund shore
So lore wise, could the DoG actually defeat Yharon?
boss order lines up with power scaling pretty accurately, so no
Maybe if DoG popped out of nowhere and got the jump on yharon he could?
pliant ruin
So lore wise, could the DoG actually defeat Yharon?
probably not
he could definitely put up a fight
like yharon wouldn't just
instantly melt dog right
but
it's safe to say yharon has the upper hand and would most likely win
split mortar
it's safe to say yharon has the upper hand and would most likely win
Like yharon wins 80% of the time
Maybe even more
spring helm
Resprited DoG could swallow Yharon whole, but Yharon would blow him up from the inside if he did that
split mortar
Yeah
soft wedge
whats the purpose behind killing the aquatic scourge if it helps keep the sulphourous sea safe
split mortar
You define your character
If you want them to do it just because then they do it just because
soft wedge
great now i feel bad
split mortar
Not entirely, we suck at naming and seem yharim like from the outside and can pass off as good to scal letting her spare us
spring helm
That’s true, there are some stuff that’s canon to the Terrarian
humble fog
Not entirely, we suck at naming and seem yharim like from the outside and can pa...
this is why scal kill option should be a thing
Fuck scal
humble fog
shut up
split mortar
Also what would be an appropriate reward for killing her over the enchanting and exhume stuff?
warm gull
I do wish there was an option to kill scal even if she's a good person now
Juat because she's a good person doesn't mean that my character is a good person
spring helm
true
then again if your terrarian is super evil you could just stick her in an auric ore box
pliant ruin
i mean i assume the devs don't really
want there to be a ''alternate endings" type thing
spring helm
here's my theory
pliant ruin
so it's easier to just make it so we spare her
if devs rly wanted there to be like a Evil Route they'd probably make it so you can spare yharim too
spring helm
the only two characters that cannot die in vanilla are Angler and Princess, because they are kids
Therefore the fact that Calamitas canonically doesn't die must mean that
spring helm
if devs rly wanted there to be like a Evil Route they'd probably make it so you ...
i doubt yharim would even let you
split mortar
the only two characters that cannot die in vanilla are Angler and Princess, beca...
She was a child soldier when she first joined
spring helm
slimelamitas
pliant ruin
town slimes also don't die
split mortar
What happens if she dies as a npc instead of boss?
split mortar
slimelamitas
Goozma
spring helm
would slime calamitas be red or gray
split mortar
Grey with red aura
spring helm
idk how to make auras in mspaint
but i'll try
this is really fucked up and idk why
split mortar
I think it’s the mouth
spring helm
that's her scar
split mortar
Doesn’t look like that
split mortar
First thing I was thinking was “was is she lip biting
split mortar
Yeah looks better to me
spring helm
i was gonna give her a hat but then i realized
calamitas doesn't wear one
with eyes more in line with the other town slimes
spring helm
yeah that's how i always draw her expression
split mortar
Nice
spring helm
alright, final attempt
i tried to replicate the magic thing her sprite stands on but it just looks like a messed up pizza
hot valve
What happens if she dies as a npc instead of boss?
I’ve always wanted to jokingly make a video called “Supreme Calamitas full fight no damage” and it’s like an 1+ hour long video of me smacking NPC Calamitas with the flymeal
split mortar
alright, final attempt
i tried to replicate the magic thing her sprite stands on...
Sprite looks nice
split mortar
Finally, this channel will be on topic
After like five hours
Turns out the slime form is the real consequence for prolonged life
spring helm
more proof that slimes are the ultimate lifeform
split mortar
Yes
supple thunder
I’ve always wanted to jokingly make a video called “Supreme Calamitas full fight...
do it in infernum for extra clickbait
split mortar
Infernum masochist hyper gfb legendary
No wasd
No armour
No accessories
No jumping
supple thunder
exactly
jaunty wraith
Hardcore mode
rotund shore
I kind of want to do that but don't wanna learn how to use recording software rn
split mortar
Would be funny
jaunty wraith
Is the goblin invasion and pirate raid canon?
rotund shore
I imagine so, just don't have any plot relevance
jaunty wraith
Technically the solar eclipse is canon... But none of the monsters are
rotund shore
I'd kind of like a goblins lore item, yharim commenting on how their nomadic nature is much like how his army was, even if in smaller numbers and strength
split mortar
Is the goblin invasion and pirate raid canon?
Maybe they have or had some gods with them but I doubt they would survive crusade
jaunty wraith
Both the goblins and pirates could offer small world building outside of this war
The pumpkin moon and frost moon are just straight up non canon
split mortar
The pumpkin moon and frost moon are just straight up non canon
Sad
jaunty wraith
What about the frost legion? Most base game players probably dont even know they exist
rotund shore
frost legion was the third to last achievement I ever got
split mortar
I remember it from Stanley’s playthrough, and getting demolished in 1.2 ps3 terraria with pre mech gear
rotund shore
right before fishing quests and purifying world
jaunty wraith
It doesn't spawn naturally, and there's no reason to really do it unless you're really low on snow o guess
split mortar
Plus it’s weirdly difficult
rotund shore
wait holy shit
I did a skyblock world awhile ago, and didn't even consider frost legion for snow
jaunty wraith
In calamity they also give you essence of eleum
split mortar
Seems useful
jaunty wraith
Seems useful
Calamity made it useful
And thorium mod expanded it by adding exclusive eneimes and weapons
rotund shore
I guess its technically a good way to farm for eleum but im not playing during christmas
split mortar
There’s probably a mod that allows Christmas and Halloween every day (excluding Fargos mutant mod)
rotund shore
I swear I didn't know about SO MANY of these thorium enemies despite doing a full playthrough
some of these are really cool too
split mortar
Also don’t frost moon make it Christmas for one day after it
And pumpkin moon for Halloween?
jaunty wraith
Also does the calamity mod make the snowglobe craftable normally? It does that with a lot of items
split mortar
I wouldn’t be surprised
rotund shore
yeah it does
jaunty wraith
I can see that, especially since the devs went out of the way to make them drop essence of emeum
Also you could just switch your clock over to Christmas time if you really need it
rotund shore
I swear I didn't know about SO MANY of these thorium enemies despite doing a ful...
alot of them are in such specific areas
jaunty wraith
alot of them are in such specific areas
There's underworld corruption and crimson enemeis
rotund shore
There's underworld corruption and crimson enemeis
yeah I saw its really cool
they also added a corruption unicorn because we need pain ig
jaunty wraith
They did? How does that even spawn?
rotund shore
They did? How does that even spawn?
just on surface corruption
I call it corruption unicorn due to ai and general shape
jaunty wraith
Oh I thought you meant unicorn that is corrupted, like a hallow corruption mix
jaunty wraith
Do they have a version for the crimson?
rotund shore
im not seeing any
split mortar
Is there a lore reason we get put into the supreme box during the cal fight?
jaunty wraith
Maybe to make sure we don't run away?
rotund shore
I assume its a game mechanic moment
spring helm
Well the lore is that Calamitas ambushed us for the boss fight
So I assume the boss is so we can’t run away
earnest flare
why does xeroc doubt his power after we get to yharim level hes so much stronger...
jaunty wraith
Calamitas ambushed us cause we were getting as powerful as Yharim, which triggered her to make action out of fear
warm gull
xeroc doubts their power because they have divine impostor syndrome
earnest flare
mood
warm gull
or they're humblebragging
jaunty wraith
why does xeroc doubt his power after we get to yharim level hes so much stronger...
Don't forget we went from killing slimes to toppling what remains of yharim's crusade in what couldn't be that long of a stretch of time
Given enough time ascending at this rate, it's not unreasonable to assume wed surpass xeroc
warm gull
Why is it so hard for me to not call xeroc a he
clear vessel
why does xeroc doubt his power after we get to yharim level hes so much stronger...
I've always taken it as a "oh damn, didn't know mortal beings could get that strong" kind of thing. I mean, although it's a hypothetical, if Yharim had ascended, there's a chance he might match Xeroc's strength. I think that's why Xeroc was starting to doubt his power
earnest flare
Why is it so hard for me to not call xeroc a he
xeroc uses he/they pronouns anyways its fine
warm gull
oh ok
spring helm
xeroc forgot his pronouns after being in the hyporbolic time chamber for 800 outside years
earnest flare
I've always taken it as a "oh damn, didn't know mortal beings could get that str...
still cant stop thinking about someone performing the ascension ritual on yharim while hes asleep
warm gull
pranked
ionic harness
Zaddy xeroc
rotund shore
Zaddy xeroc
never cook again
frozen zodiac
i feel like it would be inevitable after ascending at some point you question if you're still the same person
jaunty wraith
It's stated if Yharim ascended, he would of been god king, implying he'd be the most powerful god. So either ascended yharim.be greater then xeroc or xeroc doesn't really meddle in the affairs of other gods
ionic harness
never cook again
Xeraddy
silver escarp
stop cooking
spring helm
still cant stop thinking about someone performing the ascension ritual on yharim...
this is why he never falls asleep first at the sleepover
ionic harness
Mommy xeroc?
jaunty wraith
Honestly I think xeroc is very passive
ionic harness
He’s gotta be
jaunty wraith
If he wanted to, he could of ended Yharim right as his crusade began... But he never did
rotund shore
I've kind of seen xeroc as lawful neutral
ionic harness
Xeroc is just kinda there
rotund shore
he's not very proactive, atleast not right now
jaunty wraith
The only time we even hear him is the boss rush
rotund shore
if you give him a reason to do something (like snatch up terminus) he'll come by, at the very least
spring helm
considering the Rock's tooltip, and the fact that the gods had been the reigning power for centuries at that point, I think Xeroc was okay with Yharim's crusade because it changed the world's dynamic
frozen zodiac
Funny, isn't it? Yharim could have ascended into something possibly greater than Xeroc, but his defiant nature against destiny left him a mortal tyrant that would never be able to ever reach the god he would have been able to match
spring helm
yes
rotund shore
yeah he's pretty damn scorched
ionic harness
I’m feeling so stupid rn
jaunty wraith
He got thrown into lava
ionic harness
I haven’t seriously talked about lore since like may or June
jaunty wraith
I love how the subreddit imagines Yharim as a handsome Squidward under the mask
earnest flare
Funny, isn't it? Yharim could have ascended into something possibly greater than...
ok but at the same time if it wasnt for the crusade theres no way that the result would even be as strong as he is now
jaunty wraith
In reality half his face is probably scorched
earnest flare
yharim was presumably not too strong when he almost dieded
spring helm
does yharim even desire strength outside of a means to his ends?
frozen zodiac
I love how the subreddit imagines Yharim as a handsome Squidward under the mask
He probably looks like helmetless Darth Vader by now
ionic harness
I wonder if Yharim + Yharon soul beats post crusade Yharim
rotund shore
I headcanon that he despises how he looks, reminds him of that damned day they tried to make him godking, and thusly refuses to take off his armor unless mandatory
bro showers in it
earnest flare
I wonder if Yharim + Yharon soul beats post crusade Yharim
post crusade yharim is dead
jaunty wraith
I wonder if Yharim + Yharon soul beats post crusade Yharim
Its not unreasonable to assume yabrim is no longer in his prime
spring helm
isnt post-crusade yharim the one with exo auric armour
earnest flare
yeah
jaunty wraith
I headcanon that he despises how he looks, reminds him of that damned day they t...
I think once the Yharim fight comes out, it's gonna end with him helmetless
spring helm
frozen zodiac
get this fucking thing off i cant decapitate you with this stupid ass auric armor on the way
rotund shore
Yharim is still probably getting in healthy exercise and eating his greens
frozen zodiac
90s AEROBICS OUTFIT YHARIM
rotund shore
that would be so fire
earnest flare
yharim in yoga pants iirc
jaunty wraith
Yharim takes 2 Flintstones vitamin gummys a day
ionic harness
Yharim takes 2 Flintstones vitamin gummys a day
Zamn zaddy Yharim
I’m sorry
I apologize
jaunty wraith
You should be
rotund shore
yharim is not zaddy
pliant ruin
yharim when i beat him up with my Stick
frozen zodiac
long has this match been set in motion, our inevitable meeting is here at la-
is that a CRT television with a fitness VHS tape
rotund shore
what is the strongest stick in this game
jaunty wraith
Yharim's first phase hell be fully armored.
For his second phase hell take of his helmet... Which for some reason makes him more powerful cause video game logic
frozen zodiac
Yharim's first phase hell be fully armored.
For his second phase hell take of h...
me forgetting auric rejection when i try to take off his helmet to decapitate him (i get sent flying like team rocket)
spring helm
90s AEROBICS OUTFIT YHARIM
frozen zodiac
yes thats it
spring helm
let's get some cardio in
earnest flare
what is the strongest stick in this game
strongest stat stick is yharims gift iirc
rotund shore
I meant like
a stick
like the thing you'd take from a stick
there has to be a stick stronger then wand of frosting
earnest flare
aerie tree stick
rotund shore
I want to kill yharim with a stick
earnest flare
the wand iirc
rotund shore
pearlwood sword?
thats a sword not a stick
jaunty wraith
You know when Yharim comes out... Some insane persons gonna try to kill him with the wand of sparking
spring helm
it's a big stick
rotund shore
You know when Yharim comes out... Some insane persons gonna try to kill him with...
nah, wooden bow
If yharim doesn't deck you in the fight i'll sue
it'd be based as hell if he does
frozen zodiac
true melee yharim (he does 400 contact damage from auric armor)
split mortar
Someone’s killed masochist mutant with a wooden bow so I wouldn’t be surprised
earnest flare
what if yharims armor bounced you
frozen zodiac
BOIOIOING
rotund shore
what if yharims armor bounced you
simply wear auric tesla so you're immune smh
spring helm
true melee yharim (he does 400 contact damage from auric armor)
that's less than DoG
earnest flare
nuh uh
split mortar
He is one of the bosses with a canon reason for contact damage always being a thing on him
frozen zodiac
i said it before but basically all the worm bosses are spiky
earnest flare
also why dont the bosses not named moon lord go into the background smh
spring helm
he throws auric ore at you so if you dont have the tesla armour you just evaporate
frozen zodiac
so those could arguably be contact damage canon too
earnest flare
only 4 parts of fovos can even be hurt by the terrarian
why cant the other bosses go into the background
real silo
spring helm
he's 3d that's why
earnest flare
see this is why fovos almost deleted the dragons
spring helm
powerscale that omni
earnest flare
he can go into the background
the dragons being idiots cannot go into the background
split mortar
Fovos has that house sized brain, not even draedon could have thought about the third dimension
(Canonically everyone is 3D)
rotund shore
everybody is 3d, except fovos is 4D, I won't elaborate
split mortar
They’re some weird alien from space with immense cosmic power, being able to move in 4 dimensions I can see
(Screw dimensional power scaling it makes no sense)
earnest flare
also why do people say that people are playing 4d chess
chess is a 2 dimensional game you should go to 3d first
maybe theres like 10 queens hiding in the z axis you'll never know
hot valve
have you ever played chess in real life