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providence is a "greater" god
the only ones we know of that r stronger r xeroc obviously, and probably silva
greater pain in yharim's ass
well providence isnt weak but i dont think she would beat yharon so it was a weaker dragon then
yeah she absorbed the soul of a weaker dragon
yeah provi wouldnt beat yharon but yharon is kind of insane in terms of power
Yharon is the second strongest dragon to exist tbf
and probably god of scarifices
as a corpse, hes already not that far behind providence
well last boss before calamitas/ exo mech even ig he's strong
the only characters in the entire mod stronger than yharon are like
ravager is being rework to post-providence i think so yeah it's stronger
moon lord, noxus, xeroc, yharim, calamitas, exo mechs, terrarian
though
i'd say
and primordial wyrm
zeratros, yharim probably, draedon with exos, scal and xeroc (also fovos)
primordial wyrm is debateable
and yeah zeratros
If rav after being killed and jankily resurrected is stronger than Prov, imagine how strong he was when he was alive
yharim ? ( i litterally dont know him just aparently he's strong
)
i doubt it, braelor in a 2v1 struggled against a weakened yharim
the big bad of calamity mod
the guy who talks to you in the lore items
And then imagine silva who ascended perfectly
considering that braelor and statis were stopped by DoG I dont think hes close to yharon in terms of strength
Braelor was the main force behind it
Statis was more so supporting him
well according to Stip, braelor did most of the work in that fight
And also he did kind of like almost win
The goose….
If it wasn't for DoG yharim was cooked
and yharim himself says braelor fought him to a standstill
ye, but an entire fighting support even if not that strong is still a huge advantage in a fight, that yharim didnt even have exo technology
they weren't ''stopped'' by dog
dog ambushed them
so supreme cal + draedon ( + exo mech ) + yharon + DoG combined wouldnt even beat him ?
they almost fucking killed yharim lol
that i know
they just lost because dog came in with the sneakl attack
they could
Rat bastard dog
yharim is def stronger than braelor yeah but i feel like
"could" that mean anything
Braelor + Statis almost killed Yharim together
literally every auric dragon (the strongest beings in calamity) could only weaken him to the point that we could beat him
i dont think yharon is that far behind yharim tho, especially not a yharim without exo technology
wait we can ?
so i dont really think scal, exo mechs, yharon, DoG and even yharim combined could kill him
he was talking abt yharim
not fovos
wait
nah the moonlord we fought is cut in half, hesheavily weakend
oh
Yhaloro

Where's yhartalk
moon lord at full power would wipe the floor with the terrarian at the point of the game they fought him in
ohhhh that why he dont have leg 
I wanna talk with yharon
yharon DIES
moon lord at full power would win against anyone in the mod rn lol
Straight up UNALIVES
with relative ease i'd assume as well
Dead men tell no tales or something
so much for a dragon of "rebirth"
average discussion with yharon : roarr roar roarrr riiiiirrr
the only character that could actually beat fovos in a 1v1 would be xeroc
he'll rebirth alright
Just not in 10 years
moon lord is just kind of crazy
you shall have heard my final dying roar
i wont be surprised if moonlord is still > the terrarain after noxus
rawr
pretty sure yharon can like actually talk anyways
me neither to be honest
regarding this
i feel like
terrarian would be at a level of strenght where they could beat prime ml but it wouldn't be easy at that point
like they'd be roughly equal
it would be similar to a 50/50 ye
so you think a dragon can say : hey how is it going today want a cup of tea ? i'm gettin my son back to school byeee
yes
yeah
yharon can
he can
a fly that holds the weapon to slay gods
dragons r fully sapient
vs
Funny how noxus is weaker than prime ML
he can but he wouldn't
a giant man with superpowers
dragons are potentially smarter than humans
then why the whole fight we only hear raaaawwrrr riiiiiir kyeeeehhh rawrrr (weird dragon noise )
Not friend, no talky
war cry
he dont like you
because it makes him sound intimidating
he's literally beating the shit out of you
i mean, humans scream out of pure anger, i dont see why a dragon wouldnt either
especially in a death battle
thats because the theme song is called Roar of the jungle dragon
I imagine Yharon can talk to anyone in theory but literally the only person in existence he trusts is Yharim so he doesn’t talk to anyone else
it is a stupidly strong thing but its weaker than xeroc who absorbed the soul of the dragon of light who almost died in the fight against fovos (even with every other dragons help)

Fusion rules. The whole is way greater than the sum of its parts
Attuned individual
- Absorbed the soul of the strongest dragon
- Had a perfect ascencion
- Were very powerful as a human as is, probably close to Yharim in terms of strenght
so if you die to him he could cannonely say EEZZ you're so bad bro i didnt even got to second phase

just putting stuff into context
And also there's the fact iirc a dev said even after he ascended
yharon canonically swears
Xeroc still trained his powers
Fair enough
imagine gettin triggered by a dragon
So not only did xeroc have everything in their favour to be strong
And then trained his ass off
But they also just trained even more with said powers after
Honestly
I think he deserves to have the title of strongest person in terraria lol they worked for it
Attuned Individual, The one that knows how to do the ritual properly, absorbs the strongest dragon's soul, and trained to be the strongest
Xeroc didn't let luck and talent get in the way of the grindset
like. respect ur grind mr xeroc
what did xeroc even train on
VR simulation
Bro had so much ptsd from moon lord. Absorbed the strongest auric soul and said “nah, I need more POWER”
hyperbolic time chamber
probably trained to conjure stuff with light
guys do you think prime ML just one shot yharon with just a kick or a slap
he goes to the distortion every friday to train by killing evil space worms
One shot maybe not
but he'd win yeah
boss rush 
yharon's dead
In fact he probably did win
actually yeah couldn't xeroc literally train himself with his own light copies
yep
would the top 3 in the current game even beat prime ML, like terrarain, exo, calamitas
if they jumped him at once
ML almost killed zeratros, who is above Yharon
I mean yeah, my personal theory is that Moon Lord DID kill yharon
Tbh i don't think they would
What else
oh yeah
And they only barely managed to win
his weird obsession with the dragons
if the terraria dies he respawn


Yharon + Zeratros alone i'd say

is close to Cal, Exo and Terrarians in term of power
respawning isn't canon
now ocnsider that there were a gorillion more dragons
and they still only BARELY won
canonically you just die permanently
i think cal, exos and terrarian might be cooked
and also
considering that theres people who play legendary death eternity id say terrarian fucking wins
incense
like terrarian alone
which imo is much cooler, because that literally implies, the terrarain literally first tries all the bosses
guys 1 billion yharon VS biggest foes of calamity lore who win 
1 billion yharon is a lot of yharon....
not nearly as funny as lions in this case
1 billion dragonfolly is a better question
over and over
So for the most canonical playthrough you need to be in hardcore
it make 60 billion dragon nugget
canonically you never lost, losing is not a canon event

so if you were to rejoin the same world with a character you haven't died with would it make some bosses question your existence
1 billion ants vs 1 braelorillion
20 zetavolts of static electricity 
wtf is a braelorillion how much is that
Draedonfolly
“Who the fuck is this???”
“It’s me, the Terrarian.”
“No you are not???”
1 quadrillion piggy vs yharim 
1 billion aquatic scourges vs 1 of every god
one thousand braellions
and one braellion is one thousand brillions
Braelorians
20 petarads of radiation vs everything else
and it would appear with a copper shortsword so not a big threat
30 billion SpongeBobs vs Xeroc
Braelor likes ants
spongebobs
which is it
I need to convince brimston to include a reference to braelor liking ants somewhere in his dialogue in RoY
I NEED to do that
Statis mentions taking care of braelor's ant farm while he's gone
DO IT FOR AIDO
and when you examine it he goes ''Oh, those are my pet ants. I really like those."
braelor's final thoughts before being eaten by dog was his ants
his entire basement should be filled with ant terrariums with different kinds of ants
the braelore deepens...
The ants die from neglect because it’s been a year since Braelor came home from Distortion 
Statis takes care of them its ok
thats why statis is taking care of them
Well silva has put her essence in the terrarium so the ants wouldnt starve
good night 

this too
braelor's bf takes care of them and braelor's mom gives them nutritious godly essence
theyre gonna be fine
me collecting planty mush from the abyss so that my ants dont starve when i go off to fight the eternal darkness
together
okay i'm leaving 
it will need adrenaline to defeat me
(because i'm strong ) ( not really )
strawberry cheese
i dont like strawberry :((
wow....
why
i thought we were friends 😔
people hate food for how it looks?
or do you have an allergy
arent we in 2024?
no
ok nvm my question then
what if the food ur eating looks like cow poop
like its just a 1:1 replica of cow poop
why would anyone do that actually
why would someone put time nd effort recreating cow poop identically as a edible meal
wtf
im frucking stupid
i mean, it depends on the smell no?
fruiting stupid
okay but back to the real question
r you calling me fruity
why dont you like strawberries
i dont like the taste
Ok understandable
i like the taste of strawberries and also im 🍓 so i like strawberries
Hmm
theyre my favorite fruit i think

my favorite fruit is mango
but strawberry and cheese seems like a bad combo
and pineapple
i like grape
im allergic to strawberries but eat them anyway theyre so good
theyre tasty but not my favorites
grapes are good
mangos are awesome
cashews r nice
apples are great
where have you been
aido
COME BACK
oh bye
aido will return for the news
i've had a genius idea
I hate apple
ok so like


what if i convinced brimston to add a reference to braelor likes ants in reign of yharim as a easter egg
i could do that
it would be awesome
it would be very awesome
you would be my favorite person maybe ever
ive been thinking about the lore
how infectious are the spores in the mushroom biome?
like should we be worried about that
i mean
terrarian using them for potions and they are basically fine
though
if the mushroom lives off corpses or carcass
how did they got so big
and become a mini biome
its kinda creepy tbh
i made another version
this is beautiful
Calamity but Yharim dies from heart attack
yharim was so anxious about the player's arrival that he got a heart attack after pacing around for too long
gg ez you saved the universe
He died of old age
Nah blufftherton I maybe saved the house below the aerie at best
by the time you reach him he already has a grave case of tuberculosis, typhus and a really frail back
i said so, so yes
how high in the sky would the dragon aerie be i wonder
and how does its concealment account for it blocking rain and other weather
maybe it's really really high up which would be why it doesn't interfere with any weather (or it's in a pocket dimension but i like this less)
What if i spawn the storm weaver in the dragon's aerie
What if you don't how about that
yharim went to the beach that makes you old
from the film "old" ?
no from the beach that makes you old
There’s no beach that makes you old
check again
have you checked under the couch pillows?
Since npcs in Hardcore mode drop Graves, does that mean The Terrarian was thug shaking it without dying???
Also could that have meant Yharim would’ve been a town npc 🤢
Respawning isn’t canon so I guess so
Though it wouldn’t surprise me if Yharim made an auric grave marker in preparation for his death
Man is egotistical like that
yharim's pet rat
yharim vs ferrarian edit
with very slowed brazilian phonk music
edited to be brighter than the sun and flashier than infernum
referring to fabsol
np
andrew "mountain" fabsol
What flavor is this Mentioned Mtn Drew?
calamitous flavour
Are they VooDew? Baja Blast? Frostbite? Ultraviolet? Baja Gem, Baja Mango? Code: Red? Whiteout? Voltage? Livewire? Maui Burst? Major Melon?
mountaindrew only has one flavour called calamitous
Liberty Chill?
Star Spangled Splash?
Baja Point-Blank Punch?
Baja Laguna Lemonade?
Okay that’s enough
Hey chat
I might've made a discovery
So you know how Yharim mentions how the desert scourge used to be a peaceful filter feeder and whatnot in the lore item and that it had to turn into a predator after the incineration
Yes
makes a discovery
tells no one else

sorry!!!!
anyways
Despite being one of the few carnivorous creatures to have ever existed in the Ilmeran Sea, even these serpents are unusually passive towards those they do not consider prey by the standards of elsewhere. The sea has only ever known one truly aggressive predator, and it abandoned a life of calming solitude years ago.
This is the sea serpent bestiary entry
. The sea has only ever known one truly aggressive predator, and it abandoned a life of calming solitude years ago.
So like, assuming this is reffering to the desert scourge
Is this another moment of Yharim being a Dumbass or
idk
Like
Once, it was a majestic sea serpent that threatened none but the microscopic creatures it consumed.
After Ilmeris was incinerated, it became familiar with the hunt. To survive, it quickly learned to seek greater prey.
Unfortunately for the scourge, it seems that it too was prey in the end. After all, there is always a bigger fish in the sea.
Yharim says here it's a filter feeder basically
And i can't think of what else the sea serpent bestiary entry would be reffering to
So isn't this just yharim being a idiot again
we know there's precedence of him being terrible with biology as shown by storm weaver so like
yharim failed biology class
biologeez nuts
to be fair I think biology is the least of his concerns right now
Why doesn't the desert scourge go down a bit, is it stupid?
That’s the sprinkle water, DS can’t handle sparkling water in its gills
if i had to guess it's too fat for the sunken sea
(i know it's a joke but still
why doesn't yharim just kill xeroc is he stupid
instead he made 2 lore items complaining about them
If Yharim is so remorseful why doesn’t he just undo it
i mean, water's wet, what else is new
guy also has a raging hatred for the Empress despite us barely knowing anything otherwise
and no my stuff I've theorized on technically doesn't count
I assumed otherwise because isn't the great sand shark like hiding
in you know
calming solitude
it's definitely In Solitude atleast
It's still a shark
I mean it's definitely still a predator but i thought the addition of
it abandoned a life of calming solitude years ago.
Would imply that it probably couldn't be the great sand shark because that's almost exactly what it's doing
You are arguing with one of the people who wrote the thing
the name leads me to believe its a Great White Shark
except 
Even then, I don't see why it can't be DS
Like, DS is still a predator
Wait DS or GSS?
It can be talking about both
Ah i see
I mean there’s other sharks with great in their name
Like the great hammer head
Well that's fair enough i was just inclined to believe it was DS more so
Bludrangston is the n1 fan of calamity lore eol
No, they meant hard Licorice, but they were taken by the shadow governments and they had to post it really quick
I totally didn't just pull that outta my ass
no
venom scramble is onto something (nothing)
🤔
can't we use chocolate to poison yharon the similar way one would use chocolate to poison a parrot
poison has very weak dot for that point in progression
he breathes fire bro
dude
hjes the dragon of rebirth
youre not killing him with chocoltae
maybe with like
shrimp
if hes allergic to it
he's also a dragon
this is rigged
he wouldn't allow you to pet him
either that or like just actually strong insides idk a better word to describe
he'd nibble on your fingers (angrily)
I could do it for like a minute the whole fight
with how often he tries to dash
i will shatter his soul into a thousand mini yharons

how many yharon soul fragments to make a complete yharon soul
this is a pretty difficult puzzle
get draedon to invent a shrinking ray so that i can turn yharon into a marketable plushie
idc if it's amoral to do that to a living creature he deserves it
He will be baked soon alhamdulilah 🙏
can we just do this to every boss
pretty sure most bosses contributed / did rather nasty things that would probably be
best punished by being turned into a plushie
A million or something
leave calamitas ALONE
and also aquatic scourge is just a funny worm hes chillin
I WANT AN SG PLUSHY
and deus also
GRAAAGHHHH
Star Deity of chill
yharim, powerless, as I proceed to put his fabric-plush form inside the washing machine:
you should provide air holes though
(in whatever box you're sealing them in)
because that's just cruel
Clash of clans
she clash on my clan till I?
Royale
I have been playing clash of clans recently and it's actually pretty good these days
...if you have the patience
i just hit titan league 2
I'm on town hall level uh... The one where you get dark elixir, and I'm in silver 2 if I remember correctly
Or wait I think I'm the level above that
The one where you unlock pekka
Chad Lord
freak lord
The next time I enter this channel and see Josh Hutcherson Moon Lord I’m never going back to this channel
noomdorl
I wonder why Terrarian decided to release him
Cause the eye pet is really cute and worth it
Pet True Eye is adorable
What if it's just the Terrarian killed the ML and ML's consciousness is stuck in that eyeball and he's forced to travel with them?
Strip him of his power and check out what WE gotta deal with.
if he behaves well we give him one (1) luminite ore
eventually he becomes the world's strongest dog
If we do that, he'll eventually become true Fovos again-
But if he’s been a good boy he deserves it
Good Eldritch Eyes get to become Nigh-All Powerful
Also I’d rather raise a True EoC then the mini moon lord pet
Suspicious Looking Tentacle > Piece of Moon Squid
Question abt the terrarian in the lore, are the things in the calamity universe aware that it can comeback from the dead?
Just a silly question I had while I was doing my rev master run
Terrarian respawning isn't canon
Game mechanics are not canon.
But their freaking awesome.
Terrarian can nnever truly lose a fight on account of being able to try over and over till he wins. True video game protagonist.
With rage and adrenaline, it's ez to imagine him as a berserker type fighter.
Especially if they’re melee, and if we don’t count the goofy ass projectiles, the Terrarian seems like a fucking beast
Like a true melee Terrarian would rip and tear
"They say every attack he makes shakes the Earth..."
"They say he can destroy mountains in a single blow..."
"Supreme Witch Calamitas was no match for him..."
"He's GOTTA be something else!"
Terrarian: Yo guys, let's gang up on Angler.
terrarian casually drilling a hole from the surface to hell like he's godzilla
"Yo guys!! You wanna see me re-enact the ocean evisceration!?"
I like the idea the Terrarian is feared for how they’ve slain the gods the “Godseeker” has failed to reach, and then the Terrarian is eating bugs with the dryad and witch doctor
I think Terrarian is just a chaotic bean that happens to have immense power and just does what they want.
Bro think he Godzilla 💀
Just imagine Calamitas coming to fight the Terrarian just so see them sitting in the jungle grass playing with crickets with a Lizaard and a Follower of Silva
5 minutes later it's just gonna be Ashes of Calamity you'll find...and of the entire area pretty much.
Then the Terrarian whips out the Iridescent Excalibur and whacks her on the head, but with the flat face of the sword
Then they continue to eat bugs with Dryad and WD
"Who is you "bug"ging me and my bug eating time with my pals? Get your goofy self outta here before I-
After beating her ass, another friend joins the fray!
Yay new bug friend
The Terrarian pulls Calamitas aside, asks “Wanna see something cool?” Reaches into their bag, and pulls out Slime God
“Pretty cool huh?”
Then Calamitas is just like
actually no accurate Calamitas reaction

Here
That’s the perfect reaction
Thinking about it, things really would be wholesome if Terrarian was friends with most of the people who come to live with them. Occasional serious cataclysmic battle for story purposes but ultimately all in good fun. Ignore Jerry's dead body over there-
Calamitas would definitely be the joykill at first.
Yharim watching the Terrarian named The Dill Pickler kill him
yharim watching some random weirdo, slightly taller than calamitas, named after many slurs kill his former allies
Yharim watching some random guy called BigBingus wearing a goldfish bowl on his head and wearing a cactus kill The God Slaying Serpent, His Life-Long friend and ally, his partner and arms manufacturer, and the woman he manipulated at a young age to bend at his will, then proceeding to patiently stare up at him.
God I wish some Dev items were canon, The Earth is so cool
When did egg become evil
Wholesome Calamity slice of life with a side plot of the world falling apart constantly
ok but the terrarian killed the slime god so you can't be the terrarian
Uh who said I killed them? 
SG is in my suspiciously shaped Slime God backpack
Stupid...
hello lore discussion
Oh hi there
Not at all
Really
Really
yes
So they hate eachother hey atleast yharon is loyal pet
Yharon is not a pet
He's as sentient as a human would be
He's more of a friend and companion to yharim
Cal hates Yharim but he doesn't really hate her
Fair
He does seem loyal
The only holy relationship
Seems fair
Yharim is about to beat the living shit when he is released for the amount of times I have killed yharon
Isn't dog allies with yharim
Yeah, tho he's not loyal to Yharim in any way
Dog is doing his own thing, and he's very shady. Yharim knows that, but can't get rid of him, because he's so useful for his crusade
Dog can devour and seemingly destroy godly essence that would otherwise corrupt or change the land
Evil biomes and hallow are godly essence, for example
Before dog joined, Yharim's side used WoF as a construct to keep the godly essence in
But when dog joined his side it was unneeded, and dog just devoured the essence instead
Obviously, he doesn't really destroy it, he transports it to the distortion
So yharim is good
Not at all
But he wants to end the evil biomes
He makes himself look like a good person tho
.akes sense
So where does noxus and Xerox fit here
He doesn't really want to do that, but he did clean some godly essence
Noxus is a creature that resides in distortion and most likely is an entity that DoG sends the godly essence to
Noxus is in a way like a true master to dog
Seems like they both probably are related and work together well
And noxus seemingly has nefarious plans or intents
Dog has a master
Well, master is a wrong word
Tf
But like
Noxus is in charge of the distortion, or at least part of it
He probably is noxus' strongest unit
Like a champion, maybe
when the being that controls the place you live is the one commanding you you would probably listen
I see so noxus needs dog
Yeah, noxus can't do that himself
Make sense
So the power is like this Xeroc>noxus=dog
It's speculated that noxus hides from Xeroc
Noxus is stronger than dog
And stronger than yharim
Is Xeroc a rival of yharim I have heard that
Really now
So yharim wants to destroy him some way I am guessing
On account of being a god yes
its not a god (noxus)
Make sense
The strongest god who started the deific age, no less
and also yharim probably doesnt care anything for the distortion since like its a complete different dimension
other then the fact that powerful beings reside
Yharim does seem like he will use stronger being for his plan
So that is Xeroc
They inadvertently started the extinction of the dragons because some mf saw them doing the ritual to absorb zeratros’ soul and ascend
Not really. Xeroc is the first God (aka the first person to absorb auric soul and ascend to godhood). After ascending, he seemingly left, and it's speculated that he somewhat protects the terraia from outer threats, similar to what Moon Lord was when he invaded terraria. If that's really what xeroc does, than noxus probably hides from xeroc and uses dog. Xeroc won't care about dog, since he's not as much of a threat, but if noxus made himself noticeable, xeroc would annihilate him
Xeroc is probably the person Yharim has the most beef with out of anyone in existence
Yharim after tryna fight Xeroc-
No not quite
I see so that is why noxus hides
I think a picture of a fine red mist would be more accurate
It's not confirmed, but that would make sense if that's the case
The real question what is yharim building a army fot
Noxus even hides within the distortion, his own realm
Killing the gods as he has been trying to do for a rough century at this point
Draedon, who studied distortion, has no idea what noxus even is, besides the fact that all the creatures here are apparently a limb of a gigantic hive mind
4 surviving ones
He almost succeeded but the remaining ones are either very elusive or impossible for him to kill
So provindence and slime god and Xeroc so that is three
rav (undead)
And Silva
Which he has technically succeeded in, famous survivors being the weakest god, the most evil god, and the strongest god.
Other gods too but they suck-
That boi was a god
Rav is already dead so he kinda did win with that one
god of sacrifices got slapped on a rock and revived so hes half a point
Drawdon yes him who just suddenly appeared
It's funny that even the absolute highest tier gods would be flattened into pancakes by someone like Yharim. Being on their tier makes you just another being entirely.
Xeroc is just that guy.
I don’t know if SG is the weakest god, nor if Providence is the most evil
But they’re probably up there
Can't yharon kill slime god
The most evil ones would probably be the evil biome gods
Slime God is very elusive
It's funnier to note them as such considering they're among the only ones left-
He definitely could if he could find them
slime god is only alive because it runs
What has provindence done
If Yharim could catch and kill him he would have done so long time ago
infact the first slime god fight you dont kill it
it runs and gets trapped in hallow stuff like an idiot so you kill it in the QS fight
She wants to burn down the entire world because she’s stupid and that’s the best way to “purify the world” she could think of
I think SG and Providence are canonically the most elusive gods ye.
What I don't get is why Providence doesn't flee like SG when the fight is clearly not in her favor.
I still think that sg didn't get stuck
Actually
He was just adapting
To new material and power
After some time he would be able to fully control it but you kill him before that
So is goozma cannon or not
Nope
Sad
None addon is canon
Might be because she’s a petty rat bastard who took the defilement of a holy artifact of hers as an unforgivable act
What about astrogekdion
And also because she underestimates you
No
He's from addon too
If SG finished creating his newest guardian, I think he coulda been Plantera/Calamitas Clone levels of power.
Originally from calam
Not anymore
He was removed
That mf has been gone for close to six years by now
Hello Strawberry Cheese!
Red mist like squidward creepypasta
Chese
No longer apprentice
None of them serve him
I don’t think they’re really related to him anymore
They used to serve him in the old lore.
Beyond all being from the distortion
They're all related to the distortion but other than that
Void is a portal to the distortion
Storm weaver is a distortion worm but not the same type of distortion worm as DoG
So that has changed
Signus is ??????????
DoG is the most powerful distortion monster, second only to Noxus.
A ghostly ghost of distortiony distortion.
Prob a shadow of distortion
Also hellooo
You know it would be funny if signus was weird and odd even by distortion standards
Sad that lore made sense too
I like the idea that Signus was not always a distortion being
Like he somehow turned into one
I always liked the idea that he was a member of the onyx kinsmen that turned into a distorted beastie somehow
Ik. I liked that DoG had powerful beasts working for him. It made him feel at least SLIGHTLY more menacing.
They were very underdeveloped because of that
Their only purpose was "hey they're just dogs little bitches"
New lore made DoG alot less menacing but if i'm being honest
And nothing more
i kind of like it better like that?
He seems like a shadow of the distortion he might have been strong but is a former shadow of his sekv
idk lol dog being a snobby arrogant bastard is very funny to me
it makes him seem a little pathethic i think that's kind of endearing
You can't be the bitch of the bitch of Calamity!
Tbh I think it's the other way around
I think new lore dog is a lot more menacing and imposing
Old lore DoG felt like a true like, final boss type threat that was on par with yharim if given enough time
He's not 13 yo cod player anymore
Idk I never got those vibes
I think if they made it so the three were old apprentices of dog and now seperate would have made sense
New lore DoG feels powerful yeah but he also does not feel like he's stronger than any of the characters that come after him and he's a little snobby bastard so he's funny
Dude fails to be manipulative and would get his ass kicked by Yharon and the Endgame bosses-
As someone so far up, I don't feel very threatened by him.
YEAH
HE LITERALLY FAILS AT BEING MANIPULATIVE
thats just funny man im sorry
hes such a jerk
i can't help but be atleast a little bit endeared even if he's a evil space worm
His dialogue even feels like "You little sh*t! You scared to die? Loser!"
nah dog is the most iconic boss and messing up his lore is wrong
i would not say dog is the most iconic boss lol
Well his dialogue is also old
and his lore is pretty cool
He definitely is
i like his characterization alot
From outsider perspective
He is tho that ost, the desgin, and him being one of the first bosses
like, calamitas is right there
he's one of the most iconic
but wouldn't say the most iconic
She ain't even pooolsr outside
he can settle for like. a third or second.
No honestly it sounds about right
Dog is something that people in tmod community who know nothing about calamity know
At least, he’s definitely up there
DoG is really iconic. I just don't feel threatened by him much at all.
Other than that, I think he's pretty cool. He's just a failing maipulative space worm who serves Yharim tho.
He’s quite literally one of the oldest bosses in the mod
I learned about cal from dog music
In my opinion it is dog then yharon then either crabulon or scal
Exactly
unfortunate that the mods most iconic boss sucks balls
Plus it is the face ic the album
Hell, back in the day when this server did the boss rush order polls he ended up being the server’s favorite
This is my list in my opinion
I think that definitely says something about popularity, even if the fight is not nearly as well liked nowadays
i'm supposed to tone down on swearing i should've just said sucks instead of sucks balls
It's funny that we're all making fun of DoG.
If you take him by a lower point of view, he's actually also among the highest threats there could possibly be.
The distortion trio combined would probably fail to beat him and his power is also above that of the higher gods.
Despite his failure to be maipulative, that doesn't mean much when you eat entire legions of hallowed armor warriors for breakfast.

Yeah DoG is undoubtedly incredibly powerful
But at the same time his arrogance and terrible manipulation and lying skills just make him seem pathethic to me lol
Dog is dog he is a pet towards higher beings
This is also correct-
That is a cover
DoG was actually just Noxus's actual dog all along...
No i think he's just bad at it actually
However he seems like a strategist almost make everyone think he is a dog but then suddenly attack them
Didn't DoG have his own plans beyond serving Yharim but was killed before he could act on any of it?
He wasn't killed in the current lore it was old lore
Oh!
We don't count that
Wait. I'm confused.
So do we kill him in future updates?
Does he run? (Proves the b*tch part)
No we haven't wasn't it written he teleports away
It wasn't??? 😭
No
Source: It came to me in a dream
I thought he was weakened but alive
You seem reliable. Tell me pls!
No he's dead
The lore has always been that once the fight is over he is dead
Fuck why
Because you kill him
me when killing people makes them die
Because you shot/stab/magic him until he is no longer alive
Well that sucks tho.
DoG had plans and now we'll never know if he'll have actually become that Dawg.
I wanted him to run
I mean
Who knows he might have had a. Heir
Noxus is out there
Is this a metastasis moment
We'll probably know in like 5 billion years when Noxus gets added
If he gets added anyways
Wait so noxus can't gain power rught
It's said that the Metastasis is not a future DoG in a literal sense.
We don’t know
Because his power source is gone aka dog
Nah we need dou back
No I think we’re fine without
we know dog is noxus's minion slash henchmen slash goon slash subordinate slash underling slash etc
that's bout it
I solo calamity
Man.
I can't stop saying it.
DoG just feels less menacing now.
But there's no denying he's stronk and iconic no matter how much of a b*tchy failure he was.
calverse gets no diffed by me fr
Who is poltergeist
I don’t even know if dog still has the “gets stronger every time he eats something” thing
DoU wouldn’t really work out without that
Yeah DoG definitely does feel less menacing but i like him better that way tbh
Is he just a ghost
he doesn't
I prefer funny snobby bastard dog over edgy evil guy dog
Well keep the old lore as your head canon
Yeah he dosen't
you're becoming food for the vile critters
according to draedon all the god essence he eats just completely disappears so he can't get stronger from those
Was he menacing in old lore though?
He was trying to be
His dialogue didn't come across that way but his lore itself was
considering his personality was a 13 year old 4chan user
He could like. destroy the universe or something i don't know
Having three strong ass students
DoG feels like he'd try his hand at manipulating Yharim every now and then and dude wouldn't have any of that bullsh*t.
"Here's the latest info!"
"Right..."
"Soooo...-
"Shut up."
yes but blutherson sounded like that one racist teen lmao
yharim everytime he has to ask dog to kill someone
"sigh. time to talk to that fucking worm that i hate."
one wasnt even sentient
one was forcefully adopted
one was definitely not loyal to him
DoG at least had minions of his own regardless of how he got em or their loyalty. Now he's just alone.
But all three were strong and would be instantly killed of by him
you know the stuff's bad when even the main villain thinks you're a jerk and you're not even under the group of people he's bigotted towards
my ark character still solos dog
Who the hell is poltergeist
whar
bitch!
Polterghast is the amalgamation of hundreds of tortured souls wailing in the dungeon...
The usual!
and they're really really angry
a lot of angry soldiers
So no plantera dead husband
like a whole platoon
it has nothing to do with plantera anymore no
Polterghast is supposedly getting a resprite.
specially considering that it looks like its redesign is not gonna be a plantera clone anymore anyways
It is funrzm as ut
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this guy would beat Xeroc in a fight I'm sure of that
This is true
stupidass scissors
The king titsn vs dog would be a fun fight
king titan stomps lol
Yharon DESPERATELY needs his re-sprite now.
But it looks good
no it doesnt
Does it tho
compare Ghost Plantera to this
yeah
It's not a bad sprite yes
but compared to the mod's current quality standard both in terms of sprite quality and boss design
It's incredibly outdated
✂️ looks
its polter
That works
Unfortunate
Like
Is Leviathin weaker than Duke Fishron-
id say polter is the third or fourth worst boss sprite rn
calamity doesn't scale that high, like DoG is somewhere around City to City+, and the peak of the verse is Country Level to which nearly no character actually scales to
King Titan has solid Moon Level to Star Level scaling, and even the lowest ends are like Large Island to Small Country Level
Who gets silver and gold?
Dude
yharon is gold, brimmy is silver, signus and polter are mostly similarly bad