dog isn't
#lore-discussion
celest kettle
(gets shot
Get devoured
amber cedar
i dont want a cat to turn into a fully sapient catgirl that can tell ppl all the secrets i told it
crimson finch
Technically it’s the Hallowed Paladin & Slime God ☝️
crimson finch
Honestly Crimulan and Ebonian are cool names
amber cedar
regular car is better
amber cedar
its a whole human
i dont want to raise a child
pliant ruin
i dont want a cat to turn into a fully sapient catgirl that can tell ppl all the...
i mean at that point thats kind of just a divinely sent daughter isnt it
yeah
i'm not ready to be a mom either so im with u on that one actually u got a point
crimson finch
I’m pretty sure Astrageldon was a reference to Armageddon slime
cloud ibex
Think so yes
celest kettle
Yharim when i try to run him over with a 2005 honda accord
amber cedar
cats live like 20 years so it would be a child or teenager at most
cloud ibex
Yharim when i try to run him over with a 2005 honda accord
Hit him with the auric car
pliant ruin
Yharim when i try to run him over with a 2005 honda accord
he's old and senile he's got a walking cane
run him over already
he wont be able to do anything
shitty old man
go grandpa
pliant ruin
cats live like 20 years so it would be a child or teenager at most
well assuming it'd like
translate cat years into human years
crimson finch
I’m pretty sure Astrageldon was a reference to Armageddon slime
Maybe???
pliant ruin
my cat would be like
idk
shes like 2 years old i dont know how that translates actually
let me math
ok she'd be like 9
pliant ruin
i just went of the percentage to be honest
amber cedar
its the time it takes them to reach maturity?
pliant ruin
2 of 20 10% 10% of 90 9
amber cedar
i think it wouldnt matter if it became a human
pliant ruin
anyways i don't want to raise a 9 year old
amber cedar
cats dont like travel through tome faster
pliant ruin
i think bebe should stay as bebe and not turn into a catgirl
real silo
true
pliant ruin
maybe turn me into a catgirl instead that'd be cooler
pliant ruin
Catgirls r cool but my cat turning into a catgirl isnt because thats just god divinely sending me a daughter and i don't wanna be a mom yet
graceful otter
maybe turn me into a catgirl instead that'd be cooler
true and real
amber cedar
i think turning a cat into a catgirl would suck
crimson finch
Which is da better sg, Statigel or The PEEPER
pliant ruin
give me cat ears
buoyant inlet
Catpeople are lame and boring
pliant ruin
no theyre noit
buoyant inlet
Where are my centipede people
crimson finch
Make bug people real
amber cedar
like ur thriving doing fuck all and then u get forced to pay taxes and go to school because u got turned into a catfirl
pliant ruin
i dont want to be a centipede i want to be a cat
amber cedar
Where are my centipede people
me
buoyant inlet
i dont want to be a centipede i want to be a cat
That's just skull issue I'm sorry
crimson finch
Why wouldn’t you want a hardened exoskeleton and a normal skeleton
Even more defense
celest kettle
Zingus
crimson finch
Why take Cat Ears and a tail over that???
pliant ruin
because cat ear and tails funni
crimson finch
No..?
pliant ruin
yes
crimson finch
Centipooed
real silo
Give me cat eyes
amber cedar
Why wouldn’t you want a hardened exoskeleton and a normal skeleton
endoskeleton would break because the exoskeleton doesnt match
buoyant inlet
Where are my siphonophore and coral people
pliant ruin
you dont understand the feminine desire to be a cat none of you do
cloud ibex
Why wouldn’t you want a hardened exoskeleton and a normal skeleton
I’d want a hardened exoskeleton made of metal and a normal skeleton also made of metal
buoyant inlet
Where are they
amber cedar
bugs have too much muscle power
pliant ruin
im the only real one here m, Im real
crimson finch
Where my Cnidarians at
real silo
My vision is utterly fucking horrendous give me some night vision
cloud ibex
you dont understand the feminine desire to be a cat none of you do
You’re right, I don’t
graceful otter
you dont understand the feminine desire to be a cat none of you do
i do,,,,
crimson finch
I’ll ask my best friend
real silo
ok but that's literally boob
calm patio
I’d want a hardened exoskeleton made of metal and a normal skeleton also made of...
True...
cloud ibex
Let me abandon this fleshy form
real silo
the best cat creature is still izutsumi
graceful otter
catgirls are based (i want to be one)
sinful adder
Say something else instead
pliant ruin
talking about my cat turning into a catgirl thing reminded me
sinful adder
What about dog girls
amber cedar
i agree catgirls are boring
calm patio
I think we should let oatmeal break free from the panopticon
graceful otter
no
celest kettle
but i forgot what
Smetimes i rember
But then i forgor
buoyant inlet
Erm is so real
amber cedar
catgirls that are just humans with tails and ears atleasy
pliant ruin
i think it's really fucked up that i can legally be a parent now that i think about it.
amber cedar
just cosplay at thag point
pliant ruin
like holy shit i feel OLD
crimson finch
catgirls that are just humans with tails and ears atleasy
Yeah
pliant ruin
thats wrong
crimson finch
Lame
pliant ruin
i'm not supposed to be a adult take me back
real silo
True
pliant ruin
just cosplay at thag point
its not the wasme
real silo
What do you mean I'm 18
calm patio
You cant escape from being old
real silo
I feel 12
crimson finch
Fish girls are cooler, they get to breath underwater
pliant ruin
Fish girls r cool ok true
sinful adder
The town slimes should form a village where slime god died because of the essence shenanigans
graceful otter
What do you mean I'm 18
youre 25 actually
real silo
youre 25 actually
how do you know
graceful otter
how do you know
i know all
calm patio
Im 21 however
real silo
I also have back pains
cloud ibex
catgirls need ATLEAST the cute nose to be cool
I think you’re describing a furry
sinful adder
Dog girls better. Consider: Isabel animal crossing
crimson finch
I’m still a teen
pliant ruin
dog girls r cool
crimson finch
God bless
crimson finch
I don’t have to pay taxes
real silo
yes
crimson finch
Cheese becomes sands
real silo
Straight up carbon particles
crimson finch
Erererer
sinful adder
Turn into a jellyfish and never age
crimson finch
Goozma reference !!!
graceful otter
No.
amber cedar
yea catgirl furries are cooler than catgirls, they actually have unique features rather than just litwrally being a human with different ears and a tail
pliant ruin
yea catgirl furries are cooler than catgirls, they actually have unique features...
counterpoint
amber cedar
i wonder what it feels like to take a bath of jellyfish
pliant ruin
girls with cat ears r cute
real silo
not that one fucking jellyfish that stung me at the beach last year
crimson finch
Cnidarians rise 🗣️🔊🪼
real silo
mf WENT AGAINST THE CURRENT to sting me
cloud ibex
Turn into a jellyfish and never age
The skull emoji looks like a sad jellyfish if you think about it
graceful otter
mf WENT AGAINST THE CURRENT to sting me
fuck you in particular
sinful adder
Jellyfish are not capable of doing that I'm pretty sure
There was probably a current going the other way where the jellyfish was
pliant ruin
fuck these 6 fish in particular
amber cedar
if ubwant to never age turn into sea spomge
real silo
Spongebob
celest kettle
if ubwant to never age turn into sea spomge
Climate change
pliant ruin
fuck these six fish in particular
graceful otter
what those fish
graceful otter
Noob's been saying shit like that while literally looking like this
WRONG
celest kettle
fuck these six fish in particular
Zeus did not like them
amber cedar
Noob's been saying shit like that while literally looking like this
real
crimson finch
The Electricity Goddess when she’s zapping the sunken sea to get Calamitas and Yharim out of her fucking home
mighty zenith
Noob's been saying shit like that while literally looking like this
TRUE
graceful otter
NO ITS NOT
mighty zenith
rat
crimson finch
Damp ass rat baby???
pliant ruin
also yah thats noob
real silo
Newborn 🫵
amber cedar
This is literally you
is that urs
buoyant inlet
Nah
cloud ibex
NO ITS NOT
Gonna put your phone on the fridge so you’ll need a ladder to get it back
graceful otter
also yah thats noob
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
real silo
White kitty
graceful otter
real silo
Stupid creature
crimson finch
Hey I used that gif
pliant ruin
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
sorry noob. its true.
amber cedar
hmmm
pliant ruin
i cant lie ...
mighty zenith
cloud ibex
i cant lie ...
I believe it
graceful otter
sorry noob. its true.
buoyant inlet
You know who else used that gif
graceful otter
betrayal
crimson finch
amber cedar
bitch!
mighty zenith
https://tenor.com/view/hamburger-bitch-crashing-building-hamburger-bitch-gif-152...
i really wonder what the origin of this gif is
real silo
bitch!
crimson finch
i really wonder what the origin of this gif is
I wonder
real silo
the original bitch!
cloud ibex
Oh I just noticed you can finally favorite gifs on mobile
crimson finch
Since when
cloud ibex
Only took, like, fifteen years
real silo
I actually have a terraria character named bitch!
lean crag
Oh I just noticed you can finally favorite gifs on mobile
Omg finally
crimson finch
Ohhh
buoyant inlet
How....
pliant ruin
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1066475857868230719/1139338456804380743...
wtf
omori
graceful otter
ugh
real silo
He has like 114 hours on him because I use him for building
graceful otter
im so bored
amber cedar
i am the greatest specimen to ever exist
lean crag
im so bored
Hi so bored
buoyant inlet
Hi so bored
graceful otter
maybe more
lean crag
I’m zara
amber cedar
hi so bored
crimson finch
LMAO
graceful otter
im going to kill all of you
amber cedar
hi zaza
real silo
ive just been researching a minecraft mod for like
small damp cat behavior
amber cedar
im erm
crimson finch
damp cat
cloud ibex
im so bored
Rotate a cow in your mind
real silo
erm like
graceful otter
small damp cat behavior
UR A SMALL DAMP CAT
real silo
ermes
crimson finch
Noob is a damp cat
cloud ibex
It’s free and the cops can’t stop you
graceful otter
NUH UH
amber cedar
what if the world was damp cat
graceful otter
UR ALL 3
pliant ruin
chyat i need to reign of yharim lore
real silo
erm clearly
crimson finch
Bananas? Apples? Pieces of gum?
pliant ruin
i will start to get my brain on the focused mindset
so with that i will stop talking here for now
amber cedar
whags reign of yhsrim
real silo
the findset
amber cedar
vi
graceful otter
proof
pliant ruin
goodbye my friends from the lore discord i hope u all have a good and wonderful day
amber cedar
the yhindset
buoyant inlet
@graceful otter This is literally you when you fall asleep in voice channels
https://youtube.com/shorts/7eT7P4XhRFE?si=FrVFuLLsWpmPNAQw
cloud ibex
<@183701366848487429> This is literally you when you fall asleep in voice channe...
OWNED
graceful otter
<@183701366848487429> This is literally you when you fall asleep in voice channe...
I DONT FALL ASLEEP IN ANY VOICE CHANNELS
real silo
Laugh at this moist creature
untold bluff
<@183701366848487429> This is literally you when you fall asleep in voice channe...
Joe biden
cloud ibex
goodbye my friends from the lore discord i hope u all have a good and wonderful ...
Lore discord…..
Solid snake becoming old
real silo
watery
crimson finch
Moist
buoyant inlet
I DONT FALL ASLEEP IN ANY VOICE CHANNELS
graceful otter
FALSE
real silo
caught in 4K
cloud ibex
graceful otter
THIS IS EDITED
cloud ibex
Caught on tape
real silo
You know it to be true
cloud ibex
Put in the cringe compilation
crimson finch
Don’t ye laddy?
real silo
number fifteen
crimson finch
You sea dog
real silo
can't you sea
celest kettle
The english channel
lean crag
Zamn noob
graceful otter
dont believe him zara,,,,
lean crag
Nah he would never lie to me
graceful otter
look at THIS proof!!!
crimson finch
Ima make a discord server so I can send images of slime god so they don’t take up storage on my phone
Brb
real silo
better than small idiot
real silo
and better than small damp idiot
crimson finch
Small idiot sleeping baby damp cat
buoyant inlet
look at THIS proof!!!
You're just insecure because you're a small idiot
graceful otter
look at this proof too!
graceful otter
honestly im not fond of slime
real silo
I sent no messages of this sort at 13:45 on july 14th 2024
buoyant inlet
look at this proof too!
I like the implications that you literally wrote it in some private channel and then edited Altraxia pfp and name here
Send the original message you coward
real silo
in that channel alone noob admits to being a damp little cat ":333"
Your honor I'd say the case is closed but it was never open to begin with
graceful otter
I like the implications that you literally wrote it in some private channel and ...
nuh uh
graceful otter
Send the original message you coward
that was the original message tho
cloud ibex
real silo
Gonna need to hold a survey for that
crimson finch
honestly im not fond of slime
I’m going to stab you then dowse you in vinegar every day of your life till your uneventful death you sick fuck
How dare you say that
buoyant inlet
Noob is British she's immune to stabbing
crimson finch
You monster
real silo
no don't make noob any moister
crimson finch
Goofy sleepy damp dormir cat
crimson finch
Woah there’s a cool as bee on my window
cloud ibex
Light work
Bro thinks he v1
real silo
careful!
real silo
one wrong step and the evil auric man will send a strongly worded letter to your parents about your misdemeanor
crimson finch
I’ll beat his fraud ass in the name of every god that escaped his clutches
real silo
gods' weakest soldier
buoyant inlet
one wrong step and the evil auric man will send a strongly worded letter to your...
He will just yell on top of his lungs
Shockwave attack
crimson finch
“Thunderclap!” Sounding ass
real silo
The got dang auric megaphone
amber cedar
do u think yharim killed god worshipping children or he just rehabilitated them
crimson finch
Yes
He did
I’m 100% certain he murdered a whole school because a god came and gave them gifts, and the children said thank you
amber cedar
anti yharim propganda
real silo
yharim murdered my great aunt for saying thank god after seeing her husband come back home safely after the war
crimson finch
Wanna be purple guy
He’s literally a shriveled old near death man in a gold outfit
real silo
yellow guy
amber cedar
yharim was raised as a god worshipper so i imagine he has at least some empathy when he sees god worshipping children bc he knows they dont understand
crimson finch
Yharim is literally just Purple Guy
buoyant inlet
Yharim killed my pet snail's lover mx Walter white
amber cedar
he definitely doesnt care when nuking places but on an individual basis maybe
real silo
yharim drowned my pet rock because he mistook it as xeroc's rock
pliant ruin
I think if Yharim saw god worshipping children he'd "save" them (kidnap them) and teach them the Right Way (Indoctrination)
He would kill children definitely
celest kettle
Yharim contacted me about my car's extended warranty
buoyant inlet
It's funny how tragic he paints the fate of DS and like
Brother it's your fault
amber cedar
I think if Yharim saw god worshipping children he'd "save" them (kidnap them) an...
yea thats wht i meant
pliant ruin
But he has that perverted righteousness that would lead to him also wanting to ''rehabilitate" children he finds worshipping gods or hwatever
amber cedar
he wouldnt drop kick them he would brainwash them
pliant ruin
^
crimson finch
It's funny how tragic he paints the fate of DS and like
Brother it's your fault
Who’s DS ?
pliant ruin
desert scoofg
crimson finch
Lmao
pliant ruin
It's probably like
ahhh so tragic... but it had to be done... how unfortunate that i killed 29259295 different animals but atleast i killed those EVIL gods... sacrifices must be made...............
pliant ruin
the happy fish couple?
pliant ruin
well i never thought about it like that actually what if otonilou and tyrian were a couple lol
amber cedar
me omw to decide other people and creatures should be sacrificed for my cause because im willing to sacrifice myself and therefore the others should be the same
crimson finch
Ontonilou and Uhhhh Tyrian iirc
amber cedar
me omw to decide other people and creatures should be sacrificed for my cause be...
worst mindset ever
real silo
otonilou and tryhardian
amber cedar
just bc ur willing to sacrifice urself doesnt make u get to decide that other people should be sacrificed
real silo
I bet yharim would love the god of sacrifices
crimson finch
If I weren’t a Champion for SG, I’d be a Champion for Tyrian and Otonilou
Third place would be Silva
amber cedar
plot twist the god of sacrifices doesnt even have a domain anymore and they sacrificed like their entire being to signus and they used to be the god of trees or something
strange stump
plot twist the god of sacrifices doesnt even have a domain anymore and they sacr...
domain?
crimson finch
GODS
real silo
Iphone users are atheists confirmed
crimson finch
No
real silo
Yharim approves of this sponsorship
crimson finch
I believe in J-Man believe me!!!!
crimson finch
That’s something my friend would say
amber cedar
like.imagine if the god of sacrifices is actially a god of another tjing thay was really weak and whenever they needed power they sacrificed a part of themselves to signus
pliant ruin
ravager dosent rly have like any connection to signus. Tgho
real silo
sigma a real one fr
crimson finch
“I don’t like that gif, it makes me angry”
pliant ruin
not that we know of anyways and they seem liker
crimson finch
Signuts is kinda dumb
crimson finch
I do like his Cascade theme tho
real silo
his name is big nuts look him up on google
crimson finch
Okay
amber cedar
iirc ravager had a connection to statis and braelor in old lore
cloud ibex
Good lord there’s pistachiose
mighty zenith
ok fuck you that shouldnt have been funny
amber cedar
and new lore seems to be tryong to be faithful to old lore while making it actually good
buoyant inlet
I remember the old scrapped idea of statis and braelor fights where they were awful undead abominations akin to cal brothers
cloud ibex
iirc ravager had a connection to statis and braelor in old lore
I think at one point his skulls were supposed to be from braelor and statis
real silo
iirc ravager had a connection to statis and braelor in old lore
The connection was that the two main skulls in rav's current sprite were their skulls
lean crag
I remember the old scrapped idea of statis and braelor fights where they were aw...
I still imagine how that would go sometimes
crimson finch
Why’d I think the Ravager was two dead gods in one fleshy abomination
lean crag
It was pretty interesting conceptually
real silo
Why’d I think the Ravager was two dead gods in one fleshy abomination
Reference to the
amber cedar
ravager is the god of sacrifices after being resurrected
crimson finch
Ohhhh
real silo
the ifk
real silo
yes !!
lean crag
Sans
mighty zenith
himself
mighty zenith
that too
amber cedar
god of sacrifices and its army fighting yharim and losing so it sells its army and half its auric soul to signus to summon a tsar bomb
buoyant inlet
god of sacrifices sacrificed his life to garbo
Rest in peace to my man gos
The worst fate
Imaginable
mighty zenith
fuck you
crimson finch
Hey how come Garbo gets to be canon but my oc Yhargoozmradocalamitavagilva doesn’t??!?
mighty zenith
ill sacrifice you next...
buoyant inlet
I have the power to draw aureus in any way I want
amber cedar
god of making deals with signus
buoyant inlet
What if I draw aureus cheating on you.....
real silo
draw aureus in a dumpster
strange stump
do it
amber cedar
draw aeuruss in a hamster wheel powering draedons lab
crimson finch
Draw Aureus enjoying a milk shake with a very funny bendy straw 🙂
real silo
I will draw aureus cheating in a game of monopoly and lying about it for thirty years
amber cedar
exo prisms are just a small aereus in a hamster wheel
crimson finch
Draw Aureus enjoying some peanut butter cookies 🙂
buoyant inlet
Draw Aureus enjoying some peanut butter cookies 🙂
Peanut butter cookies but they have CYANIDE inside them
crimson finch
Draw aureus doing silly crab things 🙂
real silo
I fucking love cyan
buoyant inlet
I love cookies
real silo
drawing aureus as a gourmet meal
amber cedar
draw
crimson finch
Peanut butter cookies but they have CYANIDE inside them
Then use almond butter, Bitter Almonds have cyanide, use butter almonds to create almond butter and use those to make Almond Cookies
buoyant inlet
That's a oddly specific knowledge
crimson finch
🙂
real silo
all for science
crimson finch
My sister is in Culinary and is heading for college soon
amber cedar
signus makes deals a lot i imagine someone has made deals with him for power
crimson finch
She gives me cool food facts
amber cedar
hes also like omnipresent so he probably just appears when he detects a good deal
door to door signus
real silo
Signus the car salesman
crimson finch
Tiger Poster
real silo
Snake oil salesman
buoyant inlet
Never forget that technically Erm is responsible for rizznus drawing
lean crag
I will not
real silo
Thank you erm
lean crag
.
crimson finch
Who’s erm and why did they draw rizznuts
mighty zenith
What if I draw aureus cheating on you.....
fucked up
buoyant inlet
hes also like omnipresent so he probably just appears when he detects a good dea...
This is erm
buoyant inlet
Yes
amber cedar
but my mind gave birth to it
real silo
damn
buoyant inlet
Erm materialized this drawing with the power of her mind through my body
real silo
Materializes art with mind
amber cedar
blows you up with my mind
mighty zenith
but my mind gave birth to it
never word it like that ever again
real silo
rude
amber cedar
never word it like that ever again
we give birth on the toilet
real silo
who the fuck is we
amber cedar
everyone
buoyant inlet
I remember when I was a kid I thought that milk is cow's pee
amber cedar
it is
latent bolt
we give birth on the toilet
WHAT
mighty zenith
we give birth on the toilet
erm im about to break your skull open with a hammer
mighty zenith
buoyant inlet
crimson finch
Hit ‘em with Triactis’ True Paladin Mage Hammer of Miight
cloud ibex
Triactis’ true paladinian mage hammer of comically long named
latent bolt
we will introduce them to the weapon aptly named “kevin”
crimson finch
Kinetic Electroplasma Voltage Infuser
Where’s the n
That’s just kevi
It’s not INfuser
It’s infuser
It’s just kevi
mighty zenith
the N is for piccolo screaming nerd
graceful otter
Hit ‘em with Triactis’ True Paladin Mage Hammer of Miight
u spelt it wrong
point and laugh
real silo
haha !!
graceful otter
laugh at the slime worshipping idiot
crimson finch
The whole chat earlier was also praising the Deity of Slime
You’re an abnormal
A sleepy damp baby kitten
real silo
I bet you worship water or something stupid
crimson finch
Silence
graceful otter
I bet you worship water or something stupid
i worship my mistress
cloud ibex
Says you
crimson finch
You’re damp
cloud ibex
real silo
dummies are dry
crimson finch
We’d rather be stupid and dry then arrogant and damp
cloud ibex
True
crimson finch
But too bad for you
We aren’t stupid
We’re dry and smart
You’re damp and a fart
graceful otter
IM NOT ARROGANT NOR DAMP!!
graceful otter
You’re damp and a fart
UR A FART
real silo
only damp people deny it
crimson finch
Nuh uh
celest kettle
What on earth is going on
crimson finch
Nothing
graceful otter
only damp people deny it
ur damp
real silo
I will however concede that calling someone a fart is going too far
crimson finch
I apologize
crimson finch
buoyant inlet
Fart cat
crimson finch
Damp fart cat
buoyant inlet
ur cat is a fart cat
Not wrong
crimson finch
I am not letting myself laugh at fart cat
Don’t we all
graceful otter
I am not letting myself laugh at fart cat
ur literally a toddler if u start laughing
crimson finch
I need images of slime god brb
graceful otter
actual gen alpha humour you have
real silo
I did say I still feel 12
wheat walrus
Tu es liar
so they just throw some heavy electrified plasma at you at very high speeds
real silo
the slimecho chamber
amber cedar
erm im about to break your skull open with a hammer
people are often afraid when facing the truth
crimson finch
I am so Sludgepilled, I’m a Slimemaxximg Gelcel
real silo
geluntarily cellular
crimson finch
Slime God is so cool, I wish cool people were real
worn girder
I am so Sludgepilled, I’m a Slimemaxximg Gelcel
Slizzler
real silo
can't wait to see draedon fanboy over the terrarian in live action
crimson finch
How do I gotta die to be Isekaied into Calamity Mod
pliant ruin
real silo
I wanted to fully fill my sketchbook before I go to college
But there's 18 pages and 3 days left
So I'm just sitting here making fun of noob
celest kettle
Orby
mighty zenith
So I'm just sitting here making fun of noob
good way to spend your time methinks
crimson finch
I wish I could draw
real silo
the curse
mighty zenith
i cant draw but i dont care cause i think its fun even when it looks like dogshit
real silo
my dream is to learn code and be able to manifest my wild outlandish ideas
crimson finch
🔥
crimson finch
my dream is to learn code and be able to manifest my wild outlandish ideas
That but drawing/animating
buoyant inlet
proof?
crimson finch
No, you’re a government illusion
buoyant inlet
crimson finch
🍔
Fair enough, women are real
Ima tell me friend the good news
They’ll be so happy
real silo
I will draw a woman eating borgar tonight
crimson finch
pliant ruin
women just existing is one of my favorite genres of art
like just a drawing of some anime girl eating a burger or something
i love those
graceful otter
like just a drawing of some anime girl eating a burger or something
now draw her hating work life
real silo
those ones with the clearly overworked office lady hunched over looking at a laptop
pliant ruin
one of my absolute favorite archetypes of character is woman whos really tired and dosent like her job
real silo
Me googling girl eating burger and it's all ai art
latent bolt
Fair enough, women are real
wait women are real?!?!
crimson finch
Yeah
graceful otter
wait women are real?!?!
hi
latent bolt
hello
warm gull
women are taxes
real silo
I will draw a woman eating borgar tonight
As promised (very scary)
My goat ryougi shiki eating borger
graceful otter
It looks terrifying
pliant ruin
i fucking HATE my writing i'm a TERRIBLE writer i'm the WORST STORYTELLER EVER
real silo
And learn to overcome them in a future girl-eating-borge drawing
graceful otter
I only recognize my flaws
but do you acknowledge your strengths
cloud ibex
i fucking HATE my writing i'm a TERRIBLE writer i'm the WORST STORYTELLER EVER
You’re going to jail
real silo
my strength is that I drew that whole thing without looking at a reference
graceful otter
i fucking HATE my writing i'm a TERRIBLE writer i'm the WORST STORYTELLER EVER
Wrong.
real silo
Straight up guesswork
real silo
those teeth are probably super fucked up but I thought it looked funnier that way
pliant ruin
i am actually a respectable writer in my personal opinion
in my point of view
like personally i think i write pretty good
juts like
my opinion
graceful otter
im decent ig
graceful otter
:plumg:
oh wait thats
the unfinished one
Great Artificer of Old, descended down from the safety of Chrysadia. Despite hailing from a long lineage of blacksmiths, Daedalus had other plans, combining both magic and machinery to create "utopia", where no man would need to work anymore. The venture to the treacherous surface was quite fruitful, enabling the creation of a new alloy material from both magic-amplifying crystals and lightweight but hardened ice. However, all was not good. A sin of the greatest magnitude. A single look, a single step, a single moment. Without warning, five of them appeared before him, the masters of all. "Leave our sacred ground immediately or suffer great consequences," one said. Suddenly, a bright shine had filled the caverns, dispersion of several colours stunned those that watched. Daedalus had simply stared in awe. Her crystalline scales shimmered in the light, onyx claws dug deep into the stone, shattering it under her might. Then, she spoke, "The five of you...what do you think you are doing? Not 10 seconds has passed, and you dare threaten the life of a sinless one? What will you say to our Dragonking? That you have successfully defended the Aerie against vile creatures, when all you have done is slaughter the innocent?" The five of them cowardly scurry off
heres the "finished" one (revamped into a different project)
amber cedar
I should draw cal
draw cal as an old lady with permafrost bc he ages rlly slowly
graceful otter
```Great Artificer of Old, descended down from the safety of Chrysadia. Despite ...
@pliant ruin plumg
pliant ruin
Incheresting
pliant ruin
See this is fun writing it's just that i don't have any of the external context so i can't really judge it too much lol
graceful otter
the external context was uhhh "what if i did something with daedalus in a new lore setting"
pliant ruin
Yah but like everything else surrounding this text
Who r the five, wots the dragon (?) that saved Daedalus, etc
And Chrysadia also what's that one
graceful otter
o
chrysadias the canon name for the area surrounding the sky civilisation
like uhh
great britains the island, and in it is england
the five other dragons are just random nobodies, no thought were put into their character
and the one who saved daedalus was the crystal dragon, whose name i cant remember right now
o right
tsarizveta
pliant ruin
Well it seems a bit weird to have 5 random dragons thta don't even get named
U could get the same effect with only 1
graceful otter
uhmm crystal dragon is actually a girlboss
lean crag
```Great Artificer of Old, descended down from the safety of Chrysadia. Despite ...
DAEDALUS
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE ME?!
Woe, big backpack be upon thee
🫴 🎒
crimson finch
Backpack Backpack
Backpack Backpack
I’m the backpack loaded up with things and knickknacks too
Anything that you might need, I got inside for you.
graceful otter
BIG BACKPACK!!!!
lean crag
The biggest the backpackiest
real silo
went way out of scope but it's done !
sucks in some places but that's because I got lazy
crimson finch
Calamaritas?
real silo
idk man
crimson finch
Mb
real silo
you said calamaritas first thing I'm gonna think is reb's character calamari
but yes funny girl
real silo
her design is peak
crimson finch
Calamitas is so silly
delicate oak
draedon said you can convert sea prisms into exo prisms, wish you can do that ingame.
real silo
You're not draedon !!
warm gull
daedon like from ark???
rough plume
Is there any place that really outlines the current lore as it is right now? (I'm tryna piece it together so I can yap abt it)
mighty zenith
the lore document in pins
delicate oak
You're not draedon !!
what if im built different? 😎
rough plume
the lore document in pins
Just noticed that, thank you!
untold oracle
Is Calamitas actually evil? She seems to really regret all she was manipulated to do
untold bluff
Is Calamitas actually evil? She seems to really regret all she was manipulated t...
No she is not truly evil
solar wharf
her intentions arent evil, what she has commited is evil, although she was manipulated to do so
untold bluff
In fact, the lore writers want her to have a redemption arc after you defeat her
untold oracle
her intentions arent evil, what she has commited is evil, although she was manip...
Yeah makes sense
untold oracle
In fact, the lore writers want her to have a redemption arc after you defeat her
Like she comes with you to kill Yharim?
untold bluff
I don't know about that
solar wharf
thats a gray area mostly, whether shes fucked up or not
untold oracle
Defo depressed asf
solar wharf
it comes to each person's morals at that point
untold bluff
Do you think calamitas is a cat person
mighty zenith
yes
crimson finch
Carlamitas
cosmic zenith
Like she comes with you to kill Yharim?
Killing Yharim isn't really redemption
Sure, Yharim will never do the atrocities he did again
But that wouldn't redeem Calamitas
cosmic zenith
I think the best way I could describe Calamitas is "misguided"
It's incorrect to say she never had evil intentions, but she is ultimately not a bad person
The evil in her was largely shaped by manipulation and circumstance
And when she realized the folly of her actions, she rejected that path of evil
untold oracle
Sure, Yharim will never do the atrocities he did again
But that wouldn't redeem ...
True dot dot dot
magic epoch
calamitas is such a girlfailure
mighty zenith
a girlcalamity, if you will
rough plume
I'm curious, do you all believe we'll find our way to the distortion to wrap up the story, or do you think it will end with Yharim's fall?
Namely find our way to the distortion to slay whatever greater threat may lie there in the end, or will this be a nuh uh
buoyant inlet
In fact distortion is alredy planned to be added later in the future
It will be a major exploration thing for post ML progression
you will access it through ceaseless void upon defeating it
rough plume
That's what I figured, I didn't know it was planned yet.
I'm curious if it'll somehow be tied into accessing the Dragon's Aerie?
Like needing to journey through the distortion to essentially warp there
buoyant inlet
distortion will definitely be needed for its resources
post dog buffed moons will die, and their materials will be rethemed and moved to distortion
materials like darksun fragments and stuff
rough plume
I'm unsure what the distortion is implied to be, I sort of perceive it as a realm beyond our own that still exists around us, similar to a fourth dimension of sorts
rough plume
post dog buffed moons will die, and their materials will be rethemed and moved t...
That'll be fun actually, I hate doing the events LOL
I'm wondering if it'll be a mostly empty expanse or not, from what I see it as the Distortion is an almost entirely empty expanse (like a void of sorts) that somehow births such beings as the devourer, or a higher being within the Distortion births these creatures
buoyant inlet
well, it definitely won't be empty, otherwise making a whole another dimension for player's exploration seems useless
what's the point of exploring it if its empty
rough plume
Well, I said mostly empty because of this
But I'm not sure how to see it if it isn't empty
How I'm imagining it is a space between our world (Terraria) that's nearly, save for a landmass similar to our own, empty
Maybe I'm not making sense, idk how to describe it lmao
hoary berry
i think it's going to draw inspiration from pokemon's distortion realm
sturdy wing
buoyant inlet
yharim is a hero
mighty zenith
piss = good
buoyant inlet
gold and blue + heroic red = hero
warm gull
yeah yharim wears gold and has a cape so he's good
also
he uses a sword
and is a melee guy
so basically he's link from zelda
mighty zenith
who the fuck is link
graceful otter
no thats zelda from zelda
mighty zenith
its called the legend of zelda dumbass
warm gull
oh right my bad
rough plume
i think it's going to draw inspiration from pokemon's distortion realm
I was imagining smth similar (but forgot that was even a thing in pokemon), at least how the empty space between the land looks
graceful otter
u play as zelda in the legend of zelda
mighty zenith
get it right....
warm gull
wait so who's the princess in the new game that you play as
is that just transfem zelda
rough plume
wait so who's the princess in the new game that you play as
Link
graceful otter
wait so who's the princess in the new game that you play as
thats hyrule
cloud ibex
Legend of Link
buoyant inlet
princess Jonathan Lark
rough plume
The greater being in the distortion is just giratina 😭
mighty zenith
wouldnt it be cool if the distortion had leftovers from people who got locked in there previously, either from expeditions through ceaseless or from getting tossed in there by DoG
kinda like Sky Meadow from RoR2 or Black Mesa's Xen
rough plume
wouldnt it be cool if the distortion had leftovers from people who got locked in...
Actually I wanted to bring up smth similar, finding corpses or shells from beings like the devourer/storm weaver
Or even pieces of gods that he's consumed previously
When I was mentioning what the distortion might look like I wanted to bring up the idea of treading on the shell of something larger than the devourer (but once his resprite is out that might not be needed)
rough plume
calamitas the girlcalamity
Can we get calamitis with really poor makeup and long nails drawn just for this
pliant ruin
Actually I wanted to bring up smth similar, finding corpses or shells from being...
there probably will be alot of guys there tbh
like just
enemies
rough plume
there probably will be alot of guys there tbh
Maybe creatures brought there via ceaseless void or the devourer's 'siblings' (unsure what to call those of his species) that are warped by the distortion?
That sounds like how it'd work to me at least for some of them
pliant ruin
We do know there's a quote on quote ''ecosystem" on the distortion
calling it an actual ecosystem seems to be a stretch given
it all seems to be one massive hive mind
but still we know from draedon there's more stuff there besides just DoG
wheat walrus
it all seems to be one massive hive mind
what's wrong with that
all my ecosystems are massive hiveminds led by me
cloud ibex
Can we get calamitis with really poor makeup and long nails drawn just for this
I feel like cal wouldn’t wear makeup by the time you fight her
pliant ruin
also storm weaver itself seems to have somehow cut ties with Noxus so
there's that also
rough plume
it all seems to be one massive hive mind
I doubt it's a hivemind, based off DoG's independence but what do I know there
rough plume
also storm weaver itself seems to have somehow cut ties with Noxus so
Is Noxus canon to calamity?
cloud ibex
Partially because she’s been living in a cave and wouldn’t really have access to much, but also because I’d imagine when she was still in Yharim’s army she had legions of servants to do it for her
pliant ruin
Is Noxus canon to calamity?
Yes
cloud ibex
Same with other basic activities like cooking or washing her clothes
pliant ruin
Not WOTG Noxus though
pliant ruin
I doubt it's a hivemind, based off DoG's independence but what do I know there
According to Draedon all the organisms in there seem to follow a hive mind
DoG seems to be an exception if anything
rough plume
Not WOTG Noxus though
Oh that's what I was thinking
pliant ruin
Which would be further cemented by the fact iirc DoG specifically didn't let Draedon study him
Noxus (Actual Canon Calamity Character) is some Entity slash Organism slash Creature from the Distortion that's immensely powerful, most likely evil and fucked up and also has some sort of control or leadership over the devourer
rough plume
According to Draedon all the organisms in there seem to follow a hive mind
That'd make sense, also kinda fits in with my personal theory that some greater being births the creatures inside the Distortion, maybe even forms them out of the distortion itself?
pliant ruin
It was atleast scary enough to make draedon go ah fuck nvm i dont want to study the distortion anymore
rough plume
It was atleast scary enough to make draedon go ah fuck nvm i dont want to study ...
Last I'd read neither yharim nor draedon could understand it in their studies
Like the distortion
pliant ruin
Yharim didn't really study it as much as he just got a very ominous feeling from ceaseless void that he did not Enjoy
rough plume
I didn't know they studied anything else from there
pliant ruin
Draedon however actively studied it until something about or within the distortion made him decide
rough plume
Yharim didn't really study it as much as he just got a very ominous feeling from...
Oh right, he noped out of the dungeon bc of that
pliant ruin
Yeah you know actually maybe i should not go to this place
rough plume
Yeah you know actually maybe i should not go to this place
"Mmm, my calculations say fuck no."
pliant ruin
Yeah basically lmao
rough plume
It wouldn't surprise me if he hopes we find a way to conquer something in there so he gets a chance to use it's resources
pliant ruin
If Draedon out of anyone acnowledged that exploring the distortion is not worth the risk because of Something in there i'd say
that Something is probably. pretty scary.
crimson finch
There’s peanits there 😨
rough plume
If Draedon out of anyone acnowledged that exploring the distortion is not worth ...
I'm curious if it is Noxus, or if Noxus, like DoG is out of the reach of the hive mind
pliant ruin
It's definitely Noxus
pliant ruin
If things go right he will
Superboss, i mean
Xeroc and Noxus are both planned as possible superbosses if the devs still are motivated after they add Yharim in 2 billion years
pliant ruin
The duality beetween the two superbosses being Xeroc and Noxus is interesting because one of them is just a homie and the other is ᒷ⍊╎ꖎ ⊣⚍||
pliant ruin
Is he gonna drop with the big overhaul upd?
There isn't a big overhaul update
There's just alot of content planned throughout various updates that will probably take several years
rough plume
There isn't a big overhaul update
I couldn't think of what to call the big upd, I just know abt resprites
pliant ruin
Yharim himself will take a incredibly long time
Most definitely years
There's alot of content that needs to be implemented and reworked before they can add the final boss
pliant ruin
I couldn't think of what to call the big upd, I just know abt resprites
I'm assuming you come from a youtube video
The stuff show in those rarely is ever all from a single update, it's just teasers for various different things that will come separately throughout the mods update cycle
rough plume
One day I will achieve Yharim no-hit status
One day..
Wonder how the mod will be updated by then
It's def come a long way
pliant ruin
Wonder how the mod will be updated by then
Calamity mod will finally make gay people real
(statis and braelor
pliant ruin
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buoyant inlet
You know I like how existence of ilmeris explains vanilla things like ice merman
In vanilla they're never expanded in any way and you just need to deal with the fact that fish people exist apparently
Or, well, it's not really surprising, but it's funny how they're never used besides just ice merman I think
And the accessory you get from monster from the depths in solar eclipse
On the other hand
What the fuck are ice mermen
Are they like stupid ilmerians that went into tundra for some reason and froze to death
crimson finch
Wait they’re undead?
cloud ibex
Or, well, it's not really surprising, but it's funny how they're never used besi...
Also zombie mermen
Also never really acknowledged
crimson finch
Oh yeah the blood moon ones
pliant ruin
Wait they’re undead?
According to vanilla bestiary yeah
pliant ruin
Are they like stupid ilmerians that went into tundra for some reason and froze t...
imagine being a illmeran and deciding "fuck this sea!!" and then you decide to live on the fucking tundra and freeze instantly because you're a fish
cloud ibex
Not the best career path
pliant ruin
Not the best career path
They could've atleast went for like
Well the ocean obviously but the jungle seems viable enough it's pretty wet and warm there
cloud ibex
Yea there are even other (albeit non sapient) fish there
buoyant inlet
Also zombie mermen
Oh true
buoyant inlet
Hi slime God's bitch
cloud ibex
Man you really like that gif
crimson finch
Hi slime God's bitch
I’m going to beat you with a cast-iron skillet then trash your body behind a Walmart
visual kiln
Draedon however actively studied it until *something* about or within the distor...
um where did this come from btw
lethal dew
out of curiosity, is ceaseless void sentient? (im not the best when it comes to lore)
graceful otter
no
lethal dew
okay then, thank you
crimson finch
Then why do we fight a giant floating mirror portal wing goofy little wings and silly angry eyes
Link was posted
sinful adder
Given that the tundra is made of solid ice, was it all melted at some point?
Was it an ocean?
Real life tundras are generally made of rock and dirt with a bit of ice on top, so the terraria tundra is unusual
And it goes very deep, it only stops once there's lava underground
Also given that fact, there should be an ocean underneath the tundra, kept warm by lava below
Or at least like, a lake
cloud ibex
It’s weird
crimson finch
Terraria is funky
cloud ibex
It looks like there was a giant valley at one point but then someone picked up a giant glacier and shoved it in there
sinful adder
It also looks like the sides have fallen inwards onto the ice
Like the ice has shrunk on the edges but only on the top
Because it's triangle shaped kinda
plucky valley
workin on a animation of ravager's attacks, made this shitpost because of it
