#lore-discussion
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i'm bad at phrasing things but like
you know in dungeons and dragons
theres actual spells
If I use magic to make a red lightning bolt is that not magic
like stuff that seems magical but isnt actually magic
and then theres some monsters that can do effects that by all means seem magical in nature but arent actual spells
i like to think that the main difference is
magical effects like red lightning involve specific adaptations the dragonfolly as that are natural to it
prestidigitation
here's an example
in avatar: the last airbender the bending they do isn't magic right?
a spell that summons red lightning involves the caster changing the fabric of mana around them to do a effect that is similar to that of dragonfolly that they learned through the studyo f magic
so more or less
magic spells are you changing the very fabric of mana to get a desired result that would be identical to the natural magical abilities of a dragonfolly
oh so you're saying like
A spell you learn
Vs a creature's natural ability thar just happens to tap into mana
or maybe doesnt tap into mana at all
stevin lin lived in a tower
look at the sea prisms
wait that's minecraft
no wait that's correct
i'm confusing myself
okay
yah basically
sea prisms according to draedon glow indefinately
and through some sci-fi bullshit i dont understand he managed to create a source of infinite energy out of that
are the sea prisms magic?
I mean
they're definitely not something scientifically possible using the laws of physics in real life
Whether that's magic or just funky fantasy setting rules
Debatable
physics of calamity mod
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I should eep I think
Okiiiii
I thought you were gonna go to bed
Gnnn
godnighty
THEY ACTUALLY USED FERRARIA IN THE FANDOM LORE WTF
Ferraria
omni jumpscare
How does one get warned in calmain
Never been
I guess there's probably a lot of factors
(Idk if the mods even check lore dicussion)
if you're not supposed to be dm modmail
it doesn't happen automatically
Right
Anyway there’s this thing that I found while I was spewing word vomit onto google docs
As you may know, stars are concentrations of magic that form over countless years of ambient mana gathering together in deep space.
Magic can concentrate
While this seems obvious this rules out a definition of magic for calamity I was cooking up.
Doesn’t this mean that magic just spontaneously occurs when enough mana gathers
Idk where I was going with this
Good night lore channel
🔥✍️
if your man is hot, loyal, and a good singer, then that ain’t your man, that’s Yharon, Dragon of Rebirth
Yeahhh I should probably fix the original eye
And have it covered so the troll eye would fit
Better
Mister electric
Send him to the principals office and have him expelled!!!
Calcium
send him to the pain-is exploding chamber and had his pain-is exploded immediatly
I just noticed the little dude on the right
why her horns asymmetrical
mf didn't look in a mirror while installing them horns
I miss bandaged booboo owchie CalClone
I lost a part of myself finding out she’s scrapped

I will
When new ones can be made
same
Weak mindset
for it isn't the same
What’s next, This SG sprite is scrapped?
No it's new one
I’m gulping paint thinner listening to joji
das what she said when she left so u keep using that to roast people just so u don't forget about her
What?
The yapper
schizophrenia
my brother likes to go on my laptop sometimes
Alright
Either way
?
Iban is a very cool and creative artist, but it doesn't mean you can't make ideas that are as cool as his
but new ones hopefully blow that one out of the water
Dementia arc 🔥
No need to grieve Iban's concepts when you can admire them and use them as inspiration for your own ideas
cool
have u
done
the
no
mother challenge while being 6-8 years old
its quiet easy
gentlemen let us discuss thy most important topic
how big are they really?
think about it...
Man are you character ai bot going rogue
what
This borb appears when the word rogue is muttered
Hi borb

Oh lmao
We don’t know at this point
He might be fighting Delirium from TBoI
Or he has a fly in his head flying around accidentally whacking his brain
Beats me, don’t know anything going on
But what I do know
Is that 4:45 AM is bed time
Gn y’all
Gn
strange specimen in the chat today
I think they're either high or it's literally character ai lmao
Honestly with the way they type I think it's the former
i mean i don't think character ai can make a discord account so i guess they're drunk or high or something
If i get proven wrong that's concerning
The revolution has begun
bro thinks this is instagram
I'm a character.ai discord account
I have no body
I am just text in a cold steel coffin
Well I didn't mean exactly character ai
I mean like a bot that can adapt and talk on discord
Yeah even then
that's crazy
revolution has begun
i'd be greatly concerned if stuff like that already exists
is the lunatic cultist a follower of a dragon or moonlord himself?
I just read LC's whisper drop
they dont follow the moonlord
I got a bit confused
I mean, it does mention the lone person
the one mortal?
lunatic cultist is a follower of the dragons
yeah prelude and requiem talk about the past, back when the first god ascended
moon lord was involved but cultist wasnt
this one
ye
not to do with lc
poor lc getting the short end of the stick when it comes to lore
he is the leader of the dragon cult
and thats it
lol
yeah he's mentioned like
once
i really hope the archives books give more insight into them
cause LC can be a really cool character actually, if given the chance
Also just noticed how confusing it is to have htis drop from lunatic cultist
yea
Lore items being my arch enemy as always
yep
also wtf, the war is partially DoG's fault too?
whar
Yharim
he is kinda responsible for yharim becoming tyrannical
so Yharim tried to recruit DoG and got lied to
yeah thats what yharim tells you
as yharim himself says in his lore drop
yeah
yharim, well known for being trustworthy and reliable
nonbiased narrator 😊
and definitely not known for manipulating others or to lie in favour of his own ideals
like. his goal from the start was genocide.
who knows he might have been a factor in making him worse lol
you can't really "turn tyrannical" when your goal is genocide
dog literally didnt do anything besides killing people lol which like that's bad but he's not responsible for any of the greater events that happened
says something about his negligence being born cuz of him and making him do "awful acts"
yharim expressed he doesnt like DoG several times, so of course he'd try to slander him
to bring blame away from himself and yharon
dog is an asshole but dont blame him for yharims actions
(DoG is still a dick, but i dont think he's the reason yharim is a bigger asshole)
^
k
I like how he mentions something about DoG being a mere pawn
welp guess ill go kill primordial wyrm for funny fish gun
he is
do we get to fight this malevolence far beyond?
Possibly ™️
please
Depends on the devs mood after the mod is finished
"awful acts" as if he wasn't commiting acts of mass genocide on literally every god disregarding whether or not they truly are innocent
"yeah man this dog guy. he suckss ughhh. anyways time to commit genocide. ims o cool.
where is this Dragon's Aerie? added yet or nah?
no
Also, who's Silva?
gonna be where you fight yharim in 200 years when hes added
silva is the goddess of life
yharim threw her in the abyss
is there like, anything down the abyss where we can see her or traces of her?
she by all means is "dead" but since she's immortal she's actually Not Dead and will come back to life fully eventually
planty mush
its her influence
primordial wyrm
right
and also just the life on the abyss as a whole
the colossal squid is an ass though
wait fr
the reason they get so big in such a realistically barely livable enviroment is because of silva
like yes even in real life you get
deep sea life
but deep sea life is stupid little fish that eat dust and crabs that eat bubbles
but in the abyss its like
is the bottom of the abyss intentionally so big?
i dont know fucking giant shark and dragons
shes the reason life does so well on the abyss
...
silva gives them healthy mutations!!!
shin godzilla could never :((
and im talking about real life
no there isnt
yes
dude
there's actually giant fish in the deep sea
i forgor what it was called but there certainly are
of course, we don't know that since we don't know much of deep sea lore irl yet
Deep Sea Lore IRL isn't done yet XD
shit isnt that small in the depths of the ocean
she is talking about DEEP ocean
those are deep but arent near the actual floor
there is literally nothing down there but crabs and barnacles and snailfish
also wouldnt it be cool if hydrothermal vents had a different bar which would burn you if you stayed too long 
(ok i just realised how stupid that is because we can survive literal lava why would we get burned by hot water)
me when flames from the world's center (nothing)
me when hot water
deep sea life in calamity:

ancient beings forgotten by history, capable of literally using magic, related to the mighty dragons of yore
deep sea life in real life:
dumbass
embed calamity
who censored my boy ryo
come out bitch
does bro even have instincts!?!?!
embed fail laugh at him
i think that shit is too advanced for it
he has 2 brain cells ❤️
he's 2 braincells in debt
(just saying bloatfish are also stupid as hell)
ryo clearly 
(atleast in infernum)
bloatfish are like what if you got sunfish but made them dumber
and covered them in rocks
bloatfish are stupid like why would you live in the part with the colossal fucking monsters that could eat you in a milisecond
stupid fish
they dont choose to live there :(
probably doesnt even do taxes
how do they even clean themselves, or is there no parasites down there
what's Calamitas' lore?
gnhajkigawbg
they're just chonky
Ohhh boy.
nvm
depressed woman
she was recruited by yharim as a child soldier
Time to get the sad witch bible
witchfailure
i like how we are doing everything BUT explaining it to my boy
Calamitas lore is like
alot
she then proceeded to burn down an entire fucking country under his orders (reminder that ilmeris was supposed to be a really hydrated country)
Okay so
i think she was azafurian or smthn?
Erm achuallllggkgll it's never referred as a country, only a kingdom 🤓
A kingdom is a country too, no?
a kingdom is a kind of country dumbahh-
kingdom is a country
its a monarch one
a country under the rule of a monarch is a kingdom
She lived in azafure with her brothers, Azafure was allied with Yharim at this time. One day the Brimstone Elemental attacked Azafure and she tried to protect her brothers from the attack but uberknowst to her she got a massive surge of power she never had before that she could not control which resulted in her and the brimstone elemental's duel destroying azafure and by extension her own family
BREATHES IN
history says otherwise
holy shit
well then they are using the wrong definition man
also maybe its like, a 1 city 1 country type of bullshit
Calamitas killed her own family?
True !
you never know
Maybe by mistake
Not intentionally of course
she killed literally everyone in her entire country accidentally
so when you gain abilites beyond ur literal comprehenison at the age of like 8
Yeah ok but Azafure is specifically referred to as a city
A city-state as of a developer
I thought Calamitas was mourning for the Brimstone Elemental's death after you kill her
i think accidental manslaugther has a good likelyhood
nope
to happen
no, shes actually celebrating
Infernum
Not canon
oh, right
still cool
brimstone elemental was the one that kinda made her go berzerk no?
I mean like, it kinda connects to lore if she was mourning for her brothers' death instead
the issue is that infernum makes that cutscene occur after brimmy's death
if it was right after you got to azafure for the first time
then sure
thats fine
could be like she couldn't visit due to the brimstone elemental's presence you know
That's literally just mourning somebody who bombed your city and killed your entire family
After this Yharim saw potential in her because well the toddler just blew up a city even if unwillingly so Yharim recruited her into his army. Calamitas would be more or less fathered by Permafrost who at this time was Yharim's counselor. Permafrost told her about magic and tried to be a Actually Good Father Figure but unfortunately Yharim filled her with Propaganda Soup and took her in funny little secret missions behind Permafrost's back. One of these resulted in the incineration of Illmeris, the sunken sea's now destroyed kingdom. Mind you, all of this happened while Calamitas was still a teenager, according to devs around her 13-16 years, possibly.
As Calamitas grew up she'd eventually realize the horrible things she had done under Yharim's lies and manipulation and the last drop of water for her to finally leave his army was when he asked her to kill Permafrost, who had left his ranks prior. Not being able to kill her own father figure, they had a tearful confrontation or something along those lines, whatever that may mean, and it ended up resulting in Permafrost being sealed inside Cryogen, but not killed.
BREATHES IN
wtf
wall of text has awoken
Also she's really depressed and traumatized and stuff. That too. Also she lives in a cave, did i say that? I just think that's badass.
I'd live in a cave if i could
nvm no i wouldnt
thats fucking stupid why would i do that
she lives in a waht?
nah ima make her an entire ass mental hospital
if this is what u allow out, i do NOT want to know whats inside that head of urs.
until you beat her
Dude chill on calamitas
You forgor when she freed Calclone
yeah like a cave story
She did do that thanks for reminding me
get this...
A cave, but you get starlink internet service
imo she's like the most generic of the main cast tbh
I'm gonna win the mental illness competition and you can't stop me
then shes doomed to forever live in a minimal space wood insta house
Calamitas live in a cave and has a fish for a friend
not necessarily bad
a cave but you have a gun and you kill bunny creatures
I don't see how calamitas is generic i'd say she's not more but also not less unique than most of the rest of the main cast
a cave, but its called "hell" and you fight this "archangel" that never stops complaining
they're all pretty damn unique
Nowadays it kinda feels like that seeing how much we got for the others
it'd be awesome if Calamitas joins the future Yharim fight like Hornet
except like, providence. and to be fair we're lacking in the providence lore department.
i still like providence though she's terrible
but like
that's cool.
shes terrible in a cool way
from a character writing standpoint it's cool to have a character that's just. man i really wanna kill everyone.
do i have pocket change
like. it's simple but it works you know. good way to make a evil bastard.
what if instead of omni, he was called omnicide...
angry person who suddenly unlocked insane powers in a time of crisis and has backstory trauma
ye, and a revolver that does not even use its cylinder
for some reason/
epic
"has backstory trauma" is not something id really count as a character trait
I'd live in that cave
My honest reaction
what if instead of omni it was onii and i decided to jump off a bridge
What
It's mostly an addon to the part about her suddenly unlocking powers during a time of crisis
LMO
mon hon
i understand that one but
i'm 99% certain we will get a explanation for it
Yes fr
laughing my off
i missed the A man
goddess who forced her followers to kill themselves or burn the world down
what more do you need really
who can tell the truth about Yharim then, if Yharim spouts some bias and lies at you?
I suppose
uhhh
ye they joined because they are also equally as fucked
providence
draedon?
bestiary is the only non bias source we have, the rest is like a coin toss
make that gif with 
Also draedon
unless its obviously a lie
he's pretty non biased for the most part
Having an explanation doesn't really make the trope go away. Again I don't have a problem with tropes I just think she is the mos generic of the main cast
draedon is an absolutely unbiased source
But then again, I feel like Yharim would actually be honest with ya (of course, with little bias still) since like, he kinda wants to be defeated or something?
Fair enough
hes a robot with no emotion or allegiance
Not really
draedon just
He wants you to succeed him lol
why does he talk to you that way anyway
doesnt really have a reason to lie
Draedon being an unfeeling robotic scientist who only wants progress is also pretty generic yeah
He's trying to manipulate you into becoming the next godseeker
succeed him how?
He's armstrong
yharim wants you to succeed him, if he does not become bias with us, how the fuck would he justify mass genocide and the killing of gods that helped civilization?
you know armstrong
metal gear rising
you know how armstrong is like
woww raiden we are like the same
you should keep going
with my legacy
even if you kill me
Strong
The only main cast guy who is harder to fit into a trope category is xeroc tbh
im dead but i won because youll keep my legacy alive
yeah
thats yharim
he wants you to succeed him
he's old and senile
he's literally gonna die from natural causes in like
10 years
he knows hes gonna die
what is his goal again?
GOD
so
thats it
tbh, even if the cast is pretty generic
Erm
hes believing you will succeed him
thats not gonna stop me from enjoying them
The cast is mostly like
Wym "GOD. That's it"
generic things are generic for a reason usually
so is Calamity gonna have like, 2 endings?
ideas that seem generic on paper
Yeah I don't have any problems with them
xeroc just
one
exists
you kill yharim
he should ask draedon to upload his consciousness into a cool robot body
that's technically the end of the story
so like a typical god character
it ends with yharim's death
anything after is just extras
I don't get it
and everyone who follows said god
and also their followers but that's more of like a side tangent
doesnt mess with anything and just looks at whats going on
Eh what we've seen of his personality is definitely not Generic God
Execution is what matters honestly. It's hard to be completely original
he killed Silva, we killed DoG, are there other gods?
like, as to why hes doing that or what hes doing?
Some might say impossible
what do you not get
DoG isnt a god
DoG aint a god
dog isn't a god
hes commiting genocide
there have been hundreds upon thousands of gods in the past
The chain
there's alot of gods and yharim wants to kill all of them
we arrive really really late
hes killed most of them already
so most of them are dead
dog isn't a god but as a Devourer of Gods himself he's kinda like a god, yk?
not how it works
god isn't just ''powerful being" in calamity lore
agianst "gods" (people who absorbed the souls of dragons)
theres a specific definition for it
god does not just mean a very powerful being or immortal, it means a being that absorbed an auric soul and ascended
so how many Gods are left alive?
like
4
we know of three
DoG never consumed an auric soul
maybe 4 if you count silva
Xeroc, Silva, Providence, Slime God
which ones, name em
5 if you REALLY stretch it to count ravager too
but hes technically dead
so hes like
a zombie basically
ravager "was" a god?
Xeroc and Silva are the only two that actually survive by the end of the story
ye
Yeah because he's like
yep
when did nogus get removed from lore
nogus?
noxus?
amogus
so hes not a god anymore
They made him not a god
i miss nomon tbh
😭
he just exists
Same
shouldnt have been deleted
noxus never got removed, hes like another worldly horror or something (thats not confirmed either lmao)
he's a scary guy probably
can we get a calamity lore anime
yeah
Nomon was terrifying ngl, they shouldn't have rebranded it into Xeroc
isnt DoG working for him or smthn
and DoG can kill most greater gods
minion
we need to become xeroc's goon
providence is a greater god i assume
LMAO
ay god whats da plan
exactly!!!
mm
the terrarian fighting yharim again after beating xeroc
John Hunter of Monsters
materials better imo
yharim: ah, finally. we meet at l-
to get a weapon
that he didnt get
the terrarian, visibly being blessed by xeroc:
yharim: TAHT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
what is the Terrarian lore?
terrarian: womp womp.
omni I'll give you $5 US if you avoid mentioning monster hunter for 48 hours
xeroc: womp womp.
_ _
its whatever you want it to be
we literally resurrect shit just to get their loot
Weak
like how does that work
it doesnt
i love the idea of xeroc and terrarian just being homies LOL
tbh i love that idea as a whole
like
(boss respawns are not canon, besides scal)
It just _ _
_ _
gods and their champios r legit just
homies
besties
that's their relationsghip LOL
you don't really kill Calamitas though
how old is Calamitas?
mid 20s
20 somethings
also plaguebringer
Calamitas as your wife, imagine
xeroc and terrarian on deck chairs sipping martinis while noxus invades the world in the background
plaguebringer (not goliath
she's aroace don't say that
Imma smash you
see xeroc is very well written as a character and they're written to be likable as well, but I still don't like them
CALAMITAS WITH MAID DRESS
seek help
No
before i seek you out

what if we rip their souls from purgratory to bring them back
not just as a character he just seems like a chill guy to hang out with
Hangout with a god, yes
they're a homie
i want to hang out with silva also. we don't know anything about her personality but
I want to rip them out of the sky and snuff out that primordial light for good
i am not immune to pretty lady : 3
Play terraria calamity mod with Xeroc and let him watch you kicking Yharim's ass
xeroc probably sucks at smash bros
They're just a very killable character
your jig is up
Yhaichin
no
Go my worm
Wrong
🪱
come out yhaichin
would you rather
buy items from a boss npc (it's their drop loot)
kill them and steal the loot (you become what Yharim wants you to be)
🪱 🪱 🪱
I don't mind the other gods
i mean
mosto f the bosses you kill
kind of deserve it
except like
I just want to murder xeroc
some of the random animals you kill inbeetween
kill them half of them deserve it
some of them are also like already dead
and i guess slime god but we dont know jackshit about slime god so maybe not
Is that such an unreasonable urge?
(crabulon)
does that mean killing Ravager is just making sure you make a dead god dead dead?
yes
ravager was commiting genocide so
I want to stab xeroc with knives and hammers
killing ravager is getting rid of a rampaging monstrosity
Is this actually bothering you genuine question or is it just a joke haha funni
Like r you doin good and all
Stabbing with hammers is crazy
I can't tell i'm too autistic
is ravager the god name or just the dead god's name?
I am alright
i think its just the name the terrarian gives the boss
i doubt he was called that when alive
But like I do actually want to kill xeroc
Ravengers Endgame
If you stop to look at like all of the bosses most of them either deserve to be killed or were immediate threats
who knows
Not if he was a real person, I mean I want to kill him in the game
Like
How some people just kill annoying npcs
if LC isn't a moon lord follower, what was he doing?
wait what if terrarian just has an insane case of schizophrenia and everything we do are just hallucinations and we're actually murdering millions of innocents
worshipping dragons
what else
]
What if the terrarian is in an empty field when the game starts because thy were out in the wilderness away from society doing illegal substances
auric dust
Yharim's Stimulant's
The reason yharim is rich and can wear solid gold armor is because he's the drug kingpin who invented Yharim's stimulants, duh
King Slime - it's got the same moral weight attached as a blue slime
Desert Scourge - Not evil but is a predator that tried eating you, self defense
Eye of Chtulhu - Good
Crabulon - He's dead already so like. You already cut down mushrooms trees it's the same thing
Eater of Worlds/Brain of Chtulhu - Good Riddance
Perforators/Hive Mind - Good Riddance
Queen Bee - Well in your defense she did attack you first but you could've probably been a bit more careful around the larva
Slime God - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we'll save this one for when the statis update drops he's weird
Wall of Flesh - It's a wall and has got basically the equivalent consciousness of one
Queen Slime - See Slime God
Cryogen - You freed permafrost woo yippee hooray
Aquatic Scourge - That's mean actually :(
Mech Bosses - Yeah those guys are going to hell
Brimstone Elemental - She's mean and fucked up. Also she's never gonna truly die anyways so
Calamitas Clone - Honestly she's in too much of a weird place beetween her ingame fight and the mod's lore writing for me to say anything, best to save for when she gets a rework
Plantera - It's a plant. Also it's trying to eat you
Leviathan/Anahita - See Brimstone Elemental. Though you also killed a really cool looking fish but it was also trying to eat you
Astrum Aureus - It is a robot. Also it's trying to stomp you
Astrum Deus - You actually don't even kill it so good on you actually. Everyone loves the friendly neighbourhood space worm.
I got tired of doing this halfway through
you get it
too bad drugs dont work on slimes
Jesus christ dude
almost all of the bosses either deserved to be killed or were immediate threats i'm not doing the rest
how is eye of cthulu good
I thought you were just typing stuff out and backspacing it
its neutral at best
statis update?
oh
because it's a evil flesh abomination from the evil flesh biome
makes sense
yeah the update that adds statis
not rly an actual update name
just
whenever statis gets added
strong af ninja
he's gay
did he
homosexuals?
braelor is his boyfriend
Real?
I thought homosexuals were myth
also like
you literally made the world much worse when you killed wof
sure it was necessary for progress
Since they're in terraria calamity mod they must be real
You did release the hallow
And more of the corrupt/crimson probably
but also
i think beyond that the hardmode changes aren't actually canonically happen after you kill WoF
20% of the world becomes evil
because you cannot convince me the existence of arapaimas was caused by divine essence
they do
nope
do they though
oh you mean other than biomes
are arapaimas divine beings
Yharim says that he used the wall to bundle up the god essences
well i mean
hardmode changes canonically happen due to the ancient spirits being released
Yeah arapaimas probably exist beforehand
look at the fucking beastiary for vanilla stuff
But the overall idea of the biomes changing is true
vanilla lore is dead and in a pit
^
I thought that was steven lin
a bunch of the enemies we see get mutated or smthn due to ancient spirits magic or smthn
yeah he's dead in a pit too
divine essence
it's divine essence
vanilla lore is literally Red being like "lmao that would be funny let's add that"
anyway the point is it happens because we kill wof
I'm pretty sure stuff like tortoises, toxic sludge, giant bats etc. are all canon before wof and just for gameplay
so the overall implications are bad
Like refighting bosses
fair enough i guess
my favorite divine being
turtle
(large
I mean you can leave something to fester for later or you can flush it out and cleanse it
it's fucking jumping 50 meters in the air turtle that is of size of a small car
what are we talking about anywya
well all we know is that he guards the dungeon and haunts clothier
how like almost all of the bosses probably deserved to be killed
also made clothier do some bad things
Skeltron is curse put on the old man by the cultists for trying to sneak into the temple
either that or they were immediate threats in the case of the ones that were just like really hungry wild animals
like would terrarian be good or bad were it not the player's character or what
yeah i mean like
Aquatic scourge is the only fightable boss that should specifically not be killed
calamity lore specifically
i don't think
there's literally
any mention or reference ot skeletron
i mean they wouldnt even exist if we didnt play
istg a calamity person told me about the old man cultist lore
One could argue that killing Slime God is not necessary no?
skseltron is a curse
yeah that's true
It isn't well known
we just know it keeps balance or smthn
But every other calamity boss is killable with no regrets
also slime god kills itself
skeletron has 0 mentions in calamtiy lore itself
is slime god just a slime who claims he's a god
its like
by creating queen slime
the entire calamity cast
no
is just gaslighting the terrarian into thinking skeletron isnt real
what
it was a human taht consumed the soul of the dragon of gluttony
the terrarian asks permafrost about the skeleton since hes a wizard and stuff he probably knows whats up with that
hes like
"whats a skeletron"
"the giant skeleton i just fought"
"??? you didnt fight anything"
what if they added skeletron to vanilla terraria
"dude i just killed ti"
"no????"
everyone just collectively ignores the existence of skeletron
the terrarian goes insane because they definitely just fought a giant skull guy
terrarian on drugs theory confirmed
skeletron is a curse placed upon the clothier, so it's not really a boss like the others, just a curse.
I know what its vanilla lore is
what did the clothier even do to get it
yharim is just an angry pit bull thar ter made an entire story for in their brain
I'm specifically making light of the fact it has 0 mentions or referenfces within calamity's lore
And i think that's funny
thats all the significance it holds really
it is utterly insignificant
theory time
might be a curse from yharim
maybe clothier was a traitorous jailor
yharim cursing a random clothe merchant because he decided he hasn't tormented enough people for one day
and was cursed to forever guard the dungeon by yharim
fuck this one old man in particulaer
What if yharim was a lizard
wdym I'm sure it's said that Clothier was cursed for like infiltrating the library no?
he's racist towards them tho
the dungeon was still owned by yharim right
by the dragon cult
just because you are something doesn't mean you can't be racist towards it
self racism
I'm selfist
yay selfies
does yharim hate the witch doctor
he's a lihzahrd but he doesn't seem to worship a god
What if yharim was an ilmeran
what if yharim was a god
what if Yharim was not
we wouldnt have any problems
what if yharim was your mother
what if yharim was john calamity
we'd probably have like a entirely different set of problems
isn't he???
also like
no evil
since corruption and crimson exist because yharim couldnt be bothered to burn the remains of gods
yeah but we'd have the actual evil gods instaed
seriously fuck him why the hell couldnt he atleast burn their remains





