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#lore-discussion
mighty zenith
he doesnt but she thinks he does
mighty zenith
he forgave her too
sweet owl
ah
mighty zenith
he hates yharim far more
sweet owl
did she say so in her npc lines or whatever?
mighty zenith
i think amidias says it but the others havent been rewritten yet
mighty zenith
the dragon aerie
sweet owl
what is that
mighty zenith
its like a sky island where the dragons lived
hoary berry
it's far larger than the sky islands we know of, and is concealed by an unknown method
sweet owl
ah
foggy edge
what is that
A subworld sky island that'll be added in a later update, where you'll fight Yharim
sweet owl
also draedon gets defeated in the exo mechs battle right?
foggy edge
I believe it unlocks after you beat Yharon
mighty zenith
also draedon gets defeated in the exo mechs battle right?
the exos get defeated, draedon was just watching it unfold
sweet owl
ah
foggy edge
also draedon gets defeated in the exo mechs battle right?
You defeat his exo mechs, hes still alive and you can even communicate with him afterwords
mighty zenith
you can destroy his recon body but he's just mildly inconvenienced by that
celest kettle
become ur friend?
You can do online dating with him so ig yes?
mighty zenith
its more like a business discussion
you show him miracle matter, he gives you info and the draedon's forge
sweet owl
exo mechs v2 would be hehehehaw
celest kettle
its more like a business discussion
you show him miracle matter, he gives you in...
And then he roasts your naming capabilities
sweet owl
And then he roasts your naming capabilities
what is it that you name
which he makes fun of?
celest kettle
what is it that you name
Mech bosses
mighty zenith
miracle matter, the vanilla mech bosses
mighty zenith
yeah you canonically name them
celest kettle
Especially the skeletron prime
sweet owl
lmao
celest kettle
He really hate that name
sweet owl
well imma uh beat the profaned testicles
sweet owl
draedon names them like the exos with serial names
most draedon thing to do
also what happened to uh
the
daedalus
dusky vale
You go to the Dragon's Airie, boot in the grand gates, storm past his guards... and proceed to plant a Angel Statue on his Foyer.
mighty zenith
he dont got no guards
dusky vale
Silva was planning on getting revenge, but now they get to play insaniquarium with the terrarians entering the abyss for the first time.
stark basalt
mild hatch
What do you think, would Yharim like the "Not The Bees" secret seed?
latent bolt
yes
atomic haven
https://tenor.com/view/terraria-moon-lord-josh-hutcherson-whistle-gif-1127891775...
why do you keep spamming this here
latent bolt
they spam it in multiple other servers too
trim edge
plaguebringers shoul have increased spawnrates in not the bees 
scenic olive
not the yharbees
random mulch
cant wwait to have yharim pelt me with auric beenades
real silo
sting like a bee
buoyant inlet
what do you think yharim master pet would be
hoary berry
a floating wig
buoyant inlet
xeroc master pet could be a sun but cartoony
like yk the vanilla sun with sunglasses
random mulch
floating terminus with sunglasses
buoyant inlet
cal's master pet can be mini sepulcher, like how Cultist's pet is a phantasmal dragon
random mulch
bros might be cooler
instead of cataclysm and catastrophe they're misfortune and inconvenience
random mulch
idk who that is
real silo
ancient member I think
dusky vale
not the yharbees
Yharbees, we have. The Meat.
dusky vale
what do you think yharim master pet would be
A NPC sized Yharim, to badmouth the player whenever they die.
warm gull
fodderverse is an insane term
wheat walrus
fodderverse is an insane term
nah nah nah
random mulch
powerscaling has become so diluted that any verse that doesnt have a character that cant kill capital G God by sneezing too hard is just a "fodder"verse
wheat walrus
powerscaling has become so diluted that any verse that doesnt have a character t...
true
random mulch
i want more stupid scaling questions
wheat walrus
did you know people unironically do skibidi toilet powerscaling
random mulch
would spongebob or crabulon win in a foot race
wheat walrus
would spongebob or crabulon win in a foot race
prolly bob espongabob
random mulch
spongeboy me bob
you've got to slay the tyrant me boy
warm gull
Powerscalers being such hardasses that they can't accept that cartoon characters are just have goofy physics and instead say that they're insanely overpowered
random mulch
mr. bean could crack goku's skull open if it would be funny
scenic olive
Powerscalers being such hardasses that they can't accept that cartoon characters...
mental problems
wheat walrus
mr. bean could crack goku's skull open if it would be funny
erm
scenic olive
random mulch
goku doesnt have toon force
scenic olive
nah i think
random mulch
mr. bean sweep
wheat walrus
goku doesnt have toon force
ofcors
wheat walrus
something like
warm gull
3
wheat walrus
almost 50 as of current
warm gull
He's 3
warm gull
Source: I decided
random mulch
spooglebob could turn goku into a fine paste
wheat walrus
skibidi magala solos calamity tho
warm gull
Every fiction character when I launch all the nukes and reduce humanity to ash so they can't exist anymore:
wheat walrus
Every fiction character when I launch all the nukes and reduce humanity to ash s...
erm achualy
you'd need to place the nukes carefully to destroy all of humanity
warm gull
you'd need to place the nukes carefully to destroy all of humanity
I never specified how I would launch them
wheat walrus
if you explode them all at once the explosion would not affect all of humanity
scenic olive
a stand that makes any fiction into reality
warm gull
It's a secret
scenic olive
Bohemian Rhapsody
warm gull
you'd need to place the nukes carefully to destroy all of humanity
If you put a nuke at just the right angle between 2 walls the physics will glitch and it will occupy the entire universe for one planck time
wheat walrus
If you put a nuke at just the right angle between 2 walls the physics will glitc...
whar
scenic olive
huh
i also realize that youll play out the story of calamity
imagine meeting Calamitas like that
youll live out her story
wheat walrus
what I said
you sure that's true
warm gull
calamitas when I pull out a .45 while she sleeps in the house I built for her (she can't use the shield while she's sleeping)
scenic olive
calamitas when I pull out a .45 while she sleeps in the house I built for her (s...
playing with fire arent we
what if she survives the shot
warm gull
No I specifically chose a time when no fire could be involved
scenic olive
💀
warm gull
Calamitas when I install a fire prevention sprinkler system in her house
scenic olive
The best way to deal with calamitas is
dusky vale
TFW you fought a Elemental to a Draw but the terrarian called you a Superboss
wheat walrus
guys talk about how you would interact with Calamity characters
hoary berry
i would probably cower in fear in front of any major character because they literally have the power to swat my existence like a newborn fly
wheat walrus
honestly that's probably quite realistic
hoary berry
if we ignore the existence of survival instincts though i tried to learn how to use basic magic from permafrost
i'd show him cool video games in return
it's a win-win
buoyant inlet
TFW you fought a *Elemental* to a *Draw* but the terrarian called you a Superbos...
Wdym?
dusky vale
She fought the Brimmy elemental
dusky vale
it was classed as a Draw
wheat walrus
it was classed as a *Draw*
yes
buoyant inlet
Yeah, Cal isn't a superboss
dusky vale
Was, for a while
buoyant inlet
there are no superbosses in calamity currently
dusky vale
i mean, there's the joke one
but for the longest time i can remember; she was the final boss
hoary berry
what update was the lore rewrite again?
buoyant inlet
The final boss and superboss are 2 different things
and while superboss definition is very shaky and varies fro game to game, generally its something that's considered as post game content
wheat walrus
my favorite final boss in gaming trust me
buoyant inlet
when the story's already finished
wheat walrus
guh
wheat walrus
guys talk about how you would interact with Calamity characters
:3
buoyant inlet
cal being a superboss made no sense, since she was a crucial part of the story and progression
dusky vale
yeah, i'm still operating under 2019 info. i am big dum.
but she did in fact have the Dunks back then.
hoary berry
i don't even think there was any overlap between scal being a superboss and the new lore, so tying it to the brimmy fight wouldn't even work
wheat walrus
2019 🤩
hoary berry
my cat is yapping right now
wheat walrus
let it yap
hoary berry
she stopped yapping
dusky vale
guys talk about how you would interact with Calamity characters
also- i'd prob. chill out with Permafrost, dude's probably incredibly wise.
pliant ruin
guys talk about how you would interact with Calamity characters
paying therapy for calamitas and asking amidias for fish facts
also going to braelors house to see his big collection of various different ants
me and amidias would have fun times together talking about devils hole pupfish and tarpons
hoary berry
i would ascend the global ranks to gain access to nuclear launch codes and nuke yharim several times
buoyant inlet
Imagine if amidias actually knows nothing about fish
he's politician, not a biologist, after all
he can know his people and their quirks
but not like bazillion different fish species that are unrelated to his kingdom
hoary berry
i think he has a pet ghost bell that he grew up with for no reason other than that would be sweet
hoary berry
but not like bazillion different fish species that are unrelated to his kingdom
id imagine he knows a lot about local fauna but pretty much only in relation to matters of the economy or public safety
buoyant inlet
Like imagine you're an alien and you go visit this random human president
and you want to ask him about all sorts of mammal species
i really doubt he's going to answer your questions with any depths
hoary berry
id imagine he knows a lot about local fauna but pretty much only in relation to ...
e.g. he'd be aware of the typical locations and tendencies of dangerous creatures so that he can properly make plans for those areas
although now i wonder what type of king amidias was
lean crag
Imagine if amidias actually knows nothing about fish
Lmao that’s funny
Subversion of whatever trope that is
Alien must know everything and anything about their culture and related things and all the intricacies and details
hoary berry
although now i wonder what type of king amidias was
was he very strongly involved in political and economic matters of ilmeris or was he more akin to the uk's monarch?
lean crag
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was more of a figurehead ngl
lean crag
Doesn’t mean both can’t be, they’re the founders, while Amidias would’ve been more of a current figure
buoyant inlet
i think Ilmeran Gods were responsible for domestic politics, so stuff like protecting the kingdom, making sure people are happy and cool, while amidias could have been responsible for foreign politics, so stuff like relationship with other kingdoms, economy, etc
pliant ruin
amidias strikes me as someone who likes nature tbh
i don't think he'd be full on expert biologist type thing but i think he probs knows a good bit about the fauna of the illmeris
even if only from the hobby side of things
he'd go birdwatching but instead of birds it's fish
cloud ibex
fishwatching
warm gull
to people who live at the bottom of the ocean fish are basically flying
cloud ibex
well do they live at the bottom of the ocean or do they swim
i'd imagine underwater cities being more vertical than above water ones
stark basalt
crimson finch
Executioner Wasps are so cool
They don’t even bother you
They just do their own thing
pliant ruin
thr was a parasitoid wasp in my room the other day
idk which one but it was def a parasitoid
big fan of those guys
warm gull
the ones that lay eggs in other arthropods?
warm gull
parasitoid just means that it uses the host and then kills it rather than living in it and depending on it (as a parasite), right?
warm gull
xenomorph wasps
crimson finch
They do it to just it do beetles and flies
warm gull
wtf beetles
crimson finch
Some do it to spiders
warm gull
I remember being very young and trying to find the dung beetle in ark only to be very disappointed that it was too small to ride
hoary berry
i don't really have too much of a consistent rule with whether or not i like bugs
some are adorable
some are cool
some are the beasts of my nightmares
warm gull
the only bugs I don't like are non-hissing cockroaches and earwigs in places that they shouldn't be
or I guess
any bugs that are in places that they shouldn't be
warm gull
I like to pick the earwigs up by their pinchers
warm gull
also if you touch an earwig that is standing on a wall they tumble all the way down
crimson finch
I’ve already had a mother burst into babies before
crimson finch
You see
warm gull
it's better to have spiders in your house anyways
crimson finch
Cause bugs get in
pliant ruin
do you live in the amazon rainforest or something
crimson finch
I do live in the woods
graceful otter
yes
pliant ruin
opens door once 2 billion wild insects get in
crimson finch
Si
graceful otter
we should kill mosquitoes iirc
crimson finch
Yeah
crimson finch
Do they bite us
cloud ibex
you know what you're right they get a pass
warm gull
the amazon rainforest is the exact opposite of britain
cloud ibex
they can find other things to eat
graceful otter
we should kill all
pliant ruin
they eat other things besides mosquitoes theyre gonna live
magic epoch
mosquitoes would be fine if they didn't make me itchy
pliant ruin
its ok
crimson finch
we should kill all
Agree
magic epoch
same with other bugs
warm gull
I think that mosquitoes are bad
pliant ruin
elephant mosquitoes r like
graceful otter
only humans get to live now
warm gull
and should be genocided
graceful otter
and cats
pliant ruin
you know that one meme thats like
crimson finch
No
crimson finch
Every shall fall
pliant ruin
thats elephant mosquitoes
pliant ruin
go awy providence
graceful otter
idk
pliant ruin
noob i will kill you
buoyant inlet
I hate every single animal species
magic epoch
noob if you kill dogs i murder you
buoyant inlet
Fungi till the end
warm gull
Fungi till the end
shrooms
cloud ibex
Fungi till the end
this mf lives on Gleba
magic epoch
this mf lives on Gleba
Mario*
pliant ruin
Fungi r closer to animals than plants ye
visual kiln
creatures
pliant ruin
@visual kiln
warm gull
@visual kiln
magic epoch
@visual kiln
pliant ruin
@pliant ruin
mighty zenith
@visual kiln
magic epoch
@mighty zenith
mighty zenith
who's that
magic epoch
are you like aureus
buoyant inlet
@оbiwankenobi
magic epoch
?
warm gull
I think the number of ploos has actually had a second wave
graceful otter
@.everyone
mighty zenith
are you like aureus
pliant ruin
we evil
graceful otter
garbo wants to kiss aureus and its creator
mighty zenith
true
magic epoch
drayron
mighty zenith
robots,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
mighty zenith
its the thought that matters
pliant ruin
i wish weevils were real
warm gull
weevil
graceful otter
yharim would disagree
mighty zenith
graceful otter
i wish weevils were real
they can be with my philosophy
buoyant inlet
garbo wants to kiss aureus and its creator
Read this sentence but replace two "s" in kiss with two "l"
magic epoch
king slime is ssss tier
warm gull
weevils r so funny
I sometimes see them just standing out on the hot sidewalk doing nothing
pliant ruin
your philosophy is killing everything except humans and cats and foxes
your philosophy STINKS
pliant ruin
I sometimes see them just standing out on the hot sidewalk doing nothing
they're not very intelligent
graceful otter
nuh uh
pliant ruin
small brain specimen
magic epoch
Read this sentence but replace two "s" in kiss with two "l"
read your name but replace "th" with "g"
pliant ruin
my philosophy is killing that guy
mighty zenith
read your name but replace "th" with "g"
gis ❓
graceful otter
i dont
pliant ruin
yeah
graceful otter
but if its killing men im all for it
mighty zenith
garbo you arwnt too smart
erm
pliant ruin
WHAWT
magic epoch
like adlt eiodlon worm
mighty zenith
die
warm gull
but if its killing men im all for it
but your philosophy was to let humans live
graceful otter
but your philosophy was to let humans live
my philosophy changes every minute
warm gull
philosodeez
magic epoch
from terraria?
pliant ruin
my philosophy is that everyone on earth should get a taco every tuesday and well call it taco tuesday
graceful otter
now i only want women in my life
warm gull
philosodeez
magic epoch
men are cool though
mighty zenith
my philosophy is that everyone on earth should get a taco every tuesday and well...
the lego movie taught me that taco tuesday bad
warm gull
philosodeez
magic epoch
my brother makes up for it
warm gull
(nuts)
magic epoch
he's awesome /srs
graceful otter
men are cool though
No.
pliant ruin
men are cool when they're not lame
-sun tzu
-i think
-he said that i'm sure of it
-definitely
magic epoch
ok blungle
graceful otter
men arent kissable so theyre inferior to women
magic epoch
men arent kissable so theyre inferior to women
you just have the wrong mindset
cloud ibex
magic epoch
everything is kissable even me
pliant ruin
my brother is a man* i like my brother :(
*debatable
*sometimes
*on occasion
mighty zenith
everything is kissable even robots
magic epoch
but you just don't think correctly
warm gull
men arent kissable so theyre inferior to women
have you considered just broadening your horizons
graceful otter
everything is kissable even me
wrong
magic epoch
well yeah id rather you don't kiss me but you still are
warm gull
don't be so narrow minded
hoary berry
have you considered just broadening your horizons
i have very broad horizons
pliant ruin
i have to agree men arent very kissable
magic epoch
amaong us
pliant ruin
they can still be cool tho
hoary berry
i have to agree men arent very kissable
shrimply nuh uh
cloud ibex
pliant ruin
i can name atleast like 4 men that are really cool
magic epoch
i can name atleast like 4 men that are really cool
same with me an women
graceful otter
name 4 men in this chat that are cool then
cloud ibex
i can name atleast like 4 men that are really cool
like goku
buoyant inlet
The plaguestealer
warm gull
what I'm a man and I don't think men are kissable but there are other factors that contribute to them being goated
cloud ibex
men don't come here
i'm here
warm gull
such as
pliant ruin
throudon is cool
warm gull
being goated
magic epoch
it's only femboys, girls, and nonbinaries
warm gull
i think
devout harness
what in the unholy fuck am I reading
pliant ruin
i dont actually knwo if anybody else here is a man
mighty zenith
graceful otter
exactly
mighty zenith
im not a man im a toitle
graceful otter
you cant name 4 men here that are cool
cloud ibex
you fall under the femboy category iirc
nah
cloud ibex
wouldn't say so
magic epoch
you cant name 4 men here that are cool
name 4 women ever
graceful otter
is ur brother here in lore discussion
devout harness
pliant ruin
is ur brother here in lore discussion
ill get him
magic epoch
it's actually impossible
graceful otter
name 4 women ever
me, myself and i and my gf
devout harness
oh wait this is lore discussion I thought it was #general-talk
magic epoch
me, myself and i and my gf
that doesn't count
devout harness
💀
buoyant inlet
Riv will be baked soon
magic epoch
i posed the question i make the rules
buoyant inlet
🙏
graceful otter
that doesn't count
me my gf cheese and octo
cloud ibex
Riv will be baked soon
🙏 alhamdulilah
digital cedar
is ur brother here in lore discussion
magic epoch
so i say it doesn't count bc im god
devout harness
Riv will be baked soon
you will not bake the child.
warm gull
me, myself and i and my gf
actually you only count as 0.9 of a person
digital cedar
I've proven my existence, back to uhh, not being active here.
devout harness
actually you only count as 0.9 of a person
tf you ping me with that for 💀
graceful otter
<:CalSleep:658879179529650176>
A
magic epoch
im the tallest person ever
devout harness
I was gonna say I'm more like 1.4 of a person being 6'3 💀
spring helm
Amidias plinko
graceful otter
im the shortest person here lo
magic epoch
yeah you're like 4'3
graceful otter
nuhu h
warm gull
I was like 5'11 for a long time and thought I might never reach 6'
buoyant inlet
you will not bake the child.
Riv is not a child they're a 40 yo drug addict
warm gull
but I proved myself wrong
cloud ibex
gonna put your phone on top of the fridge so you can't get it
devout harness
4'3? that's cute.
graceful otter
gonna put your phone on top of the fridge so you can't get it
I CAN GET ONTOP OF MY FRIDGE
crimson finch
🔥🍄
devout harness
Riv is not a child they're a 40 yo drug addict
HE IS A ALTERNATE BEING
cloud ibex
I CAN GET ONTOP OF MY FRIDGE
crimson finch
Damn i missed the fungus
spring helm
I CAN GET ONTOP OF MY FRIDGE
🧢
mighty zenith
I CAN GET ONTOP OF MY FRIDGE
your minifridge doesnt count
cloud ibex
pliant ruin
amidias plinko
spring helm
Using a stool doesn’t count noob
graceful otter
your minifridge doesnt count
MY HOUSE DOESNT HAVE A MINIFRIDGE
pliant ruin
i'm tall enough to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
warm gull
I CAN GET ONTOP OF MY FRIDGE
yeah and you can probably stand straight up on it without hitting the ceiling
graceful otter
yeah and you can probably stand straight up on it without hitting the ceiling
NUH UH
mighty zenith
MY HOUSE DOESNT HAVE A MINIFRIDGE
yeah you'd think that since its bigger than you
buoyant inlet
I'm 15 kilometers short
magic epoch
noob you literally look like this
pliant ruin
in the Weird Middle Ground
magic epoch
that's the wrong image but ok
mighty zenith
mar io
graceful otter
noob you literally look like this
NO I DONT
pliant ruin
that's the wrong image but ok
are you sure
cloud ibex
no i think that works
warm gull
I'm tall enough to see over crowds of people and that's enough for me
magic epoch
thinking about it i think I'm wrong
spring helm
#lore-discussion message
amidias plinko
warm gull
its ok
magic epoch
i think that was the right image
warm gull
height doesn't matter
spring helm
https://discord.com/channels/225030931008847874/568192082473386020/1232161347492...
i spelled amidias wrong in the picture
graceful otter
idiot
spring helm
graceful otter
dummy
hoary berry
90% of the community spells it amidas anyway
magic epoch
bro i thought he was amidas for like 3 years
hoary berry
and 95% can't read
mighty zenith
adidias
spring helm
adidas amidias
magic epoch
i learnt it was amidias like a month or so ago
warm gull
and 95% can't read
what's reading
graceful otter
i love the calculator king, bidmas
hoary berry
what's reading
idk i think it's some sort of medicinal herb?
warm gull
pemdas
hoary berry
also why are the two british people in this channel the short ones
graceful otter
i actually got banned off the calamity fandom for trying to turn the sea king page into the math king
pliant ruin
the meth king
graceful otter
no
spring helm
bath king
warm gull
i actually got banned off the calamity fandom for trying to turn the sea king pa...
wtf since when does fandom ban people
magic epoch
cath king
spring helm
the bath-king robins
cloud ibex
wtf since when does fandom ban people
since always
magic epoch
calamity fandom is so not wholesome
cloud ibex
even since the wiki moved to wiki.gg they've banned people if the fake pages are too obvious
there's a reason the reaper shark page is no longer a two paragraph rant about how stupid their design is
warm gull
even since the wiki moved to wiki.gg they've banned people if the fake pages are...
so i guess noob just needs to get better at making shit up
spring helm
there's a reason the reaper shark page is no longer a two paragraph rant about h...
aw shucks
well she is a noob
magic epoch
even since the wiki moved to wiki.gg they've banned people if the fake pages are...
what about the recipes that use 20 vigintillion delicious meat
mighty zenith
somehow the admins found that to be more believable
you'd think they'd catch on by now
actually
they probably know they just dont care enough
warm gull
so that I can use the goofy ass cr content without needing 99 alloy bars to craft everything
magic epoch
yeah it's called cheating
cloud ibex
i think you can actually disable certain parts of cr
warm gull
true
cloud ibex
but idk if i should go around saying that or people might actually unironically use the mod
graceful otter
fanny is still the best piece of addon content to date
magic epoch
fucky more like fucky ou
magic epoch
sorry
magic epoch
idid
cloud ibex
i think my favorite part of cr is fanny seeing that you're fighting DoG, spouting off a massive infodump from his wiki strategy page, realizing halfway through that you're doing infernum and not base cal, changes to infernum and infodumps that instead
magic epoch
wait he actually knows if you're playing infernum
mighty zenith
fanny is fucking hilarious i dont care
cloud ibex
all the time speaking with a massive text wall that covers the screen
mighty zenith
he's the absolute perfect parody of the average calamity nerd
graceful otter
he's the absolute perfect parody of the average calamity nerd
complete with the unhingeness
mighty zenith
in the way he was intended to be hated
ok thats fair
warm gull
I tried playing with stars above and cr active at the same time
and I just had 2 mfs constantly bugging me about shit
warm gull
I had infernum as well
I just didn't know about the hat kid then lol
or like
what it did
crimson finch
I don’t like the blasted top hat
magic epoch
ok crystallized pfp
crimson finch
It’s a reminder that I didn’t beat the Inf bosses first try 3 times
Even though I only play Infernum
hoary berry
get a third one
then fight legendary masochist mutant for the near-constant scroll of dialogue
crimson finch
The only fucker that causes me to get the hat is Crabulon
Maybe EoW cause I cheese his fight cause you can fight him even after you die
I wanna do that hunger game website but with cal characters
There’s def enough right?
magic epoch
yeah
crimson finch
Okay
When I feel like it and im not ejecting everything I just ate from my mouth, I’ll do it
magic epoch
the vegetables in veggietales don't go to heaven
stark basalt
visual kiln
the vegetables in veggietales don't go to heaven
where do they go then
magic epoch
the trash
crimson finch
The great trash can in the sky
mighty zenith
thats me
wheat walrus
i dont actually knwo if anybody else here is a man
I've made my gender vague enough somehow
hoary berry
i don't think i've ever said my gender now that i think about it
visual kiln
i don't think i've ever said my gender now that i think about it
wut is it
hoary berry
who knows
solar wharf
my gender is GODZILLA!!!!!!
buoyant inlet
My gbeder is stealing precious minerals
hoary berry
i ran out of hand moisturiser
late moth
lore discussion
stuck shore
ploo lore: how are ploos made?
hoary berry
through poor decision-making skills
pliant ruin
:3
random mulch
when a ploo and a ploo ploo eachother very ploo they ploo to ploo a plooo into existence
random mulch
no
hoary berry
ploo is very weak
proof: i escaped
stuck shore
ploo is very weak
proof: i escaped
Evidence?
hoary berry
you can look through my chat logs for 'ploo'
i used to be one
but i got rid of the debuff
hoary berry
blungle is too powerful for the ploo propaganda
stuck shore
i was the second ploo ever and i escaped too
Then why did u accept becomeing honorary blungle of ploo? I gave u the title
hoary berry
i escaped by melting the debuff with acid
pliant ruin
Then why did u accept becomeing honorary blungle of ploo? I gave u the title
if i accepted everything ppl called me as true id be several things by now including but not limited to a grandma, an AI and (REDACTED)
stuck shore
if i accepted everything ppl called me as true id be several things by now inclu...
U piece of blungle
hoary berry
if i were everything people have ever called me i think i would be actively defying every known physical law
stuck shore
if i accepted everything ppl called me as true id be several things by now inclu...
Who is the strongest ploo btw
pliant ruin
if i were everything people have ever called me i think i would be actively defy...
true!!
magic epoch
if i were everything people have ever called me i think i would be actively defy...
if i were everything people have ever called me i would be gay and trans
hoary berry
i would be things i don't feel comfortable saying
hoary berry
You are an ancient, eldritch being now
jaunty wraith
I turned 20 a few days ago... Insert some 20 related calamity joke
stark basalt
I can already feel my back going
pliant ruin
No longer a teenager
HAHQA GRANDPA
GRANDPA GRANDPA
I definitely am not gonna turn 20 in like less than a year
yup
magic epoch
im not turning 20 in 4 years teehee
pliant ruin
i'll join you and the other grandpas and grandmas and such soon
magic epoch
just glad im not a skibidi ohio sigma kid...
stark basalt
Cheese don’t do this to me 😭😭
pliant ruin
its ok aido im old too
magic epoch
ok blue role
jaunty wraith
im not turning 20 in 4 years teehee
Wouldn't you still be gen Z?
I think that skibidi Ohio is gen alpha stuff
magic epoch
Wouldn't you still be gen Z?
I think that skibidi Ohio is gen alpha stuff
yeah but I'm not one of them who does that
jaunty wraith
Gen alpha is the one whose into skibidi toilet
cloud ibex
anyone above 20 is at their deathbed....
i am beyond death
lean crag
IM SORRY THAT WAS TOO MEAN
buoyant inlet
💥
jaunty wraith
Most kids don't really care for deep lore, and if they do they probably do something stupid by misunderstanding the lore, embarrassing themselves and vowing to not get in ovled with lore again
buoyant inlet
I forgot how to type
wheat walrus
IM SORRY THAT WAS TOO MEAN
buoyant inlet
Forgot to take my pills once again
lean crag
😔
stuck shore
anyone above 20 is at their deathbed....
I’m 19
urban hedge
Wouldn't you still be gen Z?
I think that skibidi Ohio is gen alpha stuff
Gen z-ers are old (that's right, some people who are like 10 years old are old already)
cloud ibex
it's hard to imagine some mfs on discord genuinely being born after 2010
lean crag
Horrifying revelation
crimson finch
Terrifying
calm patio
Smh... younglings.. im def not turning 22 in december..
spring helm
I turned 20 a few days ago... Insert some 20 related calamity joke
when calamitas hit twenty yharim made her fight a god as a present
crimson finch
Shark Week 🗣️🔊🔥🦈
pliant ruin
shark week was so cool before it turned into demonizining sharks and fake doccumentaries about megalodon still being alive and nothing else
brave lantern
I forgot how to type
You're typing now
wheat walrus
You're typing now
No he was typing 1 hour and 26 minutes ago not now
brave lantern
My bad👍
trim edge
the reason calamitas resurrects her brothers but not her parents
her mother died during childbirth and her father is yharim
wheat walrus
the reason calamitas resurrects her brothers but not her parents
her mother died...
Do not lay your foot into the kitchen ever again
visual kiln
the reason calamitas resurrects her brothers but not her parents
her mother died...
no
onyx fossil
Anyone up?
languid badge
Anyone up?
this server has over 200 thousand members
I can garuntee you at least a few of them will be "up" at any given time
onyx fossil
Fair point
But I wanted to have some thoughts on something involving the lore of the mod
I watched a video talking about it and was thinking
Not including bosses, what enemies would be the most dangerous if they were real
halcyon sundial
pliant ruin
Not including bosses, what enemies would be the most dangerous if they were real
Do minibosses count
raven terrace
Never let bro back in the kitchen.
sinful adder
shark week was so cool before it turned into demonizining sharks and fake doccum...
TRUE
pliant ruin
i love sharks why cant people be normal about them
its either treating them like theyre the friendliest guys ever that you can hug and snuggle with (theyll kill you) or demonizing them and treating them like satans pet goldfish
sinful adder
the reason calamitas resurrects her brothers but not her parents
her mother died...
Isn't that basically the story of star wars
onyx fossil
Do minibosses count
No
sinful adder
its either treating them like theyre the friendliest guys ever that you can hug ...
They will not even kill you all the time, just sometimes
pliant ruin
If you snuggle a shark it will kill you
like
90% of the time
maybe not if it's a tiny shark but then that's just animal abuse
or a whale shark but then that's also still just animal abuse
sinful adder
Not really, have you seen people swimming with sharks in reefs and such
pliant ruin
Not really, have you seen people swimming with sharks in reefs and such
They are swimming with sharks not snuggling sharks
there is a pretty big difference
pliant ruin
then just like
Anyways then it's probably the abyss animals
sinful adder
On yeah fair, but if you tried to approach it would swim away rather than attack a significant portion of the time
pliant ruin
Bobbit worms are the only post moon lord enemy that's just like, a normal animal, so
That and bloatfish
but bloatfish are fat and stupid
And draconic swarmers but they're literally just dragonfollies but young, which are a boss
so they don't count either
so
going by this logic
sinful adder
Sharks are basically like dogs but not domesticated
pliant ruin
bobbit worms lol
pliant ruin
Sharks are basically like dogs but not domesticated
This is not a very good comparison i don't thinjjk
I don't see how they're like dogs in any meaningful way besides
sinful adder
Wolves are probably more dangerous than sharks I think
pliant ruin
-predator
-thats it
wolves are more dangerous than sharks purely on the basis
humans live on areas wolves go to
humans do not live on areas sharks go to
becauser humans dont live underwater
sinful adder
Yeah that too
But I mean even in close proximity a shark will probably leave you alone if you leave it alone
pliant ruin
sharks are not soft friendly guys, they're predators. well except for the ones that are filter feeders or sifter feeders but i digress
they're not bloodlusted killers but also they're still wild predatory animals that you shoudln't approach if you don't know what you're doing
pliant ruin
But I mean even in close proximity a shark will probably leave you alone if you ...
This statement is too broad for me to really say its true
its not false
but also not true
sharks are a entire clade of alot of different animals with different evolutionay histories and behaviors
onyx fossil
Shirk
sinful adder
sharks are not soft friendly guys, they're predators. well except for the ones t...
This is true
But at the same time
pliant ruin
some of them are definitely alot more agressive than others
sinful adder
Have you seen the videos of people giving wild sharks head scratches
pliant ruin
Have you seen the videos of people giving wild sharks head scratches
i have
those r professional divers
they know what theyre doing
swimming with sharks is fine (provided you're not being stupid and generally have someone knowledgeable with you)
but also keep your distance and respect them and all taht
Anyways back to lore
i think that's pretty funny isn't it
Like
bobbit worms r, as far as we know from what we hacve ingame, the single strongest non-boss non-magical creature
lol
The only possible rivalry would be
bloatfish and draconic swarmers
draconic swarmers are just a immature form of a boss, so they don't count
bloatfish are . Not as Strong because they barely have any offensive traits and are just kind of fat
so
by proxy
bobbit worms r the strongest
lol
neat tinsel
but bloatfish are fat and stupid
what did they do to deserve that 💀
pliant ruin
be fat and stupid
warm gull
<@548158708719288331>
what
calm patio
i did not mean to click enter
.
warm gull
I read that too
I am just
Confused as to how she accidentally spelled out my entire discord name
wheat walrus
well
wheat walrus
Confused as to how she accidentally spelled out my entire discord name
you're officially John D
latent bolt
who is john t then
fiery meadow
wheat walrus
fictional racism 
pliant ruin
he is a Pig Fish Dragon
real silo
He is a stupid
spring helm
Rude
trim edge
if a subspecies of dragon lived in the ocean for long enough the fish parts could make sense
but the pig parts
open ruin
is duke fishron a shark
He's food tbh
scenic olive
pigeon
spring helm
if a subspecies of dragon lived in the ocean for long enough the fish parts coul...
Convergent evolution I suppose. They prey on truffle worms after all.
magic epoch
Piggy
scenic olive
fishrons
thorn drift
Is cryogen supposed to be a hexagon or an ice cube?
Yes.
stray falcon
thorn drift
On a serious note, hexagon. The sprite wouldn't make sense otherwise
trim edge
ice cube that only spins along a specific diagonal axis
magic epoch
it is a cube iirc
pliant ruin
@prisma grail
magic epoch
but it looks so weird
pliant ruin
hi fryzahh can u change my nickname to Onklat Gloag
magic epoch
wtf onklat gloag
pliant ruin
onklat gloag
visual kiln
onklat goag
magic epoch
the two awwsomest people
magic epoch
goag
visual kiln
🔫
magic epoch
not gloag
visual kiln
goag
prisma grail
Not gonna question this a lot just don't spam whatever this weird mess of words is a ton here
prisma grail
👍
pliant ruin
it is just a silly inside joke
magic epoch
hi I'm eggg
visual kiln
u should become
prisma grail
That good?
magic epoch
u should become
no sorry
magic epoch
im epic (and enby)
buoyant inlet
Carrion eater
magic epoch
this channel is so fucked iove it
spring helm
Let bro sleep
magic epoch
they're dead they can't respond iirc
spring helm
Resting in the afterlife
pliant ruin
rest in peace
spring helm
Speaking of which, do you guys think Calamity has an afterlife
pliant ruin
mmmaybe
magic epoch
I've only died once before I don't have much experience
spring helm
You can bring people back (albeit imperfectly) with necromancy
Where do the souls stay while you’re dead and not “necromanced”
magic epoch
Hiiiiiii ploo user
magic epoch
rr