#lore-discussion
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"your weakness is cheese?"
said terrarian

I feel like if Calamity had a TV show, it would focus on the events of the past.
If it was in the present for some reason, the Terrarian would literally never appear or only make short chaotic appearances.
What if moonlord is yahrims long lost brother, thats why yahrim wanted to summon him
I mean if terrarian kills him then good job
there shouldnt be a reason for the terrarian to do that
is noxus gonna be added to base cal mod as a boss
it's not fully confirmed to happen but it's possible
if the devs feel like it
Noxus Xeroc could become a superboss
well yeah why wouldnt you risk the world releasing a celestial being that soloed like half the dragons at some point (although rather damaged) just to get some neat looking gear
but like
noxus xeroc?
Cuz ur a sigma
wdym
Legit the terrarian doesnt care
I forgot coma
comma

Killed a queen bee for shits and giggles
Commama
coma is a much worse thing
corna
coma 19
What has queen slime done to the terrarian to deserve death?
escaped
Crabulon didnt do shit yet bro got killed
be slime god i guess
well
Justa big crab
there's really no reason to kill like half the bosses
you can make up the reason yourself
Fr
you dont have to kill most of the bosses
Queen slime
technically, xeroc is an event if you think about it 
which is why most of them are optional yeah
What is Noxus's purpose?
So the terrarian can be murderer or a hero
we dont even know what noxus is
so its hard to say 
to Noxmaxxing
Moxxing
does calamity even have a protagonist or antagonist 😭 ?
yharim is the antagonist
you are the protag
Antagonist Yharim
So all we know is that he's above Yharim, below Xeroc.
Protagonist is u
you're the protagonist
yharim is the antagonist
Yes
We're the protagonist.
And calamitas is the friends we made along the way
no
Yes
you are
those are objective
the protagonist can be a villain and the antagonist can be a hero though
yeah
xeroc is anti hero
The only boss that was optional and i didnt kill is* aquatic scourge cuz bro aint done nothing
Xeroc is an anti villain
and queenbee

He's done f*ck all for Terraria 😭
cant differentiate really 😭
and folly... and golem...
ikr?
Golem is actually so evil
He's literally docile unless you attack first.
the lore of your world isnt the same for everyone, while yes it will always follow the same goal and similar story if you decide to only kill the 9 required bosses its still canon, and if you kill literally everything then its also canon and anywhere in between
Why didnt yahrim just remove his ass from the temple?
wait i didnt mean to reply
its ironic that xeroc isnt a good character
welp
its Xeronic

No one cares about Golem aside from the Lizhards.
yeah
Fr
Golem is no threat either.
I only need his picksaw
I think we should fill the jungle temple with hydroflouric acid
🇴 🆖
which is why destroying Golem is just being a dickhead to the lihzahrds
the yharim (racist) route
We should make the jungle temple no longer be
real
To the Lizhards, we broke into their temple and stole their belonging before destroying their god and f*cking off. (While killing a bunch of them)
Basically what yharim did
while also casually murdering many of them
Yup-
Is Moon Lord even required for Calamity progression?
yes
idol*, golem is a failed try of the lizhards to rebuild something similar to their god
you cant spawn DoG without him
Gotcha.
one of the 9 required bosses
Either way, we're d*ckheads to the Lizhards...but who isn't?
which makes sense since hes basically the WoF of hardmode 
Im gonna
lizhards' god is the god of what?
Eradicate follies
the sun god
and fishrons
its unclear if it was actually xeroc
.
or if they just called it the god of the sun without knowing for sure
Sun or smth
bro thinks hes ra 😭 🙏
what is the point of lizhard lore
Lizhards shouldnt be
There is 0
prolly
How do they reproduce?
relation to the story of calamity
Just a civilization I think.
Cant we just destroy their species?
shut up sigma face
eggs prob

Love astrum aureus btw

get in line
Whatever


😍
get your aureus stomping fetish out of here
this could have multiple meanings and im not sure which you mean

His theme song nice
I hate aureus
except
for the left side of aureus
the rest can just go destroyed into ash

Unfortunate
speaking of which he still hasnt like returned and its been a long time
im not sure if he stepped down but his acc is fine
thats good at least
probably ye
garbo relax
where's my nose bitch
thats an eye you stupid idiot
aureus seems like the kind of boss that is only in the mod because they needed something to be in that spot
garbo obliterate this person
accurate
TRUE
old duke is like the thing my brain cant identify as anything but filler or smth thats simply there cuz its cool but non canon
or dragonfolly
throudon's words dont matter
you exploded

and 250 power therefore i say garbo wins
Therefore I can only be defeated via psychological damage
if we just stop thinking about you then you cease to exist
Which I doubt you have the capacity to inflict
I exist of my own sheer willpower
the block button and some loud music goes a long way
how do you have willpower if you're purely conceptual
then you cant be conceptual
checkmate nerd
does an "erm actually"
calls me a nerd
creating paradoxes around your own existence is not a good way to continue living as a conceptual being
i saw
Anyways
okay person named after a terraria mod boss
I used to ask myself why existence even existed.
And what happens after we die.
I just made myself down a lot-
So I stopped.
Sorry, that first part wasn't meant to be depressing.
It's genuine wonder.
your argument just fell apart like my life
"Hey"
"Yeah?"
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god, yknow, with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
... no I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?"
Me and my cousin heading to the library.
He shut me up real quick.
hey I didn't say I could beat you and mixity double teaming me
The other guy is doing all the heavy lifting

also erm
Actually
The gif shows the people disintegrating after he says "shut up "thing" pfp"
So erm
I still win
Cuz I disintegrated you
With my beams
look at this fat fuck
rip garbo, disintegrated
yea ik dw
bumblefuck

those are the little follies that follow the fat folly around right?
The sprites are so similar between the big one and the little ones that I confuse them
i think its funny how fat the swarmers are

replace your pillows with bricks
preferably old damaged ones
But new bricks have the sharp edge
yeah but they are smoother meaning if you find a good spot you may still be able to sleep
if you cant find those then just about any item with an irregular shape will work aswell
Can't I have 3 dogs that all sleep in my room
They all sleep
no i mean the dogs and the cat
And they're all related
No the dogs will just
Fucking maul the cat
Each dog is individually at least 2 cats worth of meat
then buy 6 cats
then get 6
And at this point it's not financially viable
this is a simple concept man
I feel like I could just go buy 6 redbulls for a similar effect
And no mess to clean up
Damn
I knew living next to the rabid monkey store would be a blessing at some point in my life
I once got my message deleted by the bot for posting the fucking fandom wiki link lol
yea thats intended
fandom gets blocked and you get the message telling u to use .gg
You can use the wiki bot to post fandom links
I get why they do it cuz people will probably be like "hey guys how do I dummon pyrogen" but at the same time it seems overly serious to straight up ban the fandom wiki
i mean fandom was a much bigger issue before
plus it was really annoying seeing fandom links every 3 seconds
It's like a joke at this point
i havent seen fandom fool someone in a while
probably since it moved down to the 2nd result
man
I don't even play cal anymore
guess i just dont hang around help advice that much
There are just some cool people here that I like to talk to
I rarely play it
hey guys how do i summon pyrogen
grr
space i will rearrange your face
Like for checking new weapons such as the signalis ones i played for the first time in a while
what the hell is signalis
Although the testing of those were like delayed for a week due to surgery
Why is the purple guy at the top so infatuated with it
Because we both like the idea of tall lesbian space women or something
Blame fab for getting me into it 
I don't think I've ever actually seem fabsol send a message outside of the changelog/announcements
They havent in a bit
Hes on and off with it (mostly off) but he was quite active for like a month or so
To be fair I only engage with this channel though
nuclear chaos azathoth message format
We should (action) people with (unrelated nonsensical object that cannot do that thing)
Except
That you actually can beat people with hammers
I know from personal experience
We should bury your butchered corpse with stick that isnt sticky

Goku solos keep cry kids keep rage kods I feel your sadness rage sorrow desperation Goku is your nightmare
If you break a flower pot into shards that could actually work
Exceptionally hard to do without breaking the pot into shards anyways
Why not just cut out the middleman
if you make it go fast enough you might get a double kill due to its heightened piercing capabilities
I think
i don't think
Is shooting somebody just stabbing them with a bullet
its long range melee
kind of bullshit if you ask me
these guns have been around for so long
and they havent been nerfed
No
imagine how op it is for you to be capable of attacking someone from so far away
ICBM
Should be nerfed
Superpowers have like so many of these makes starting out too hard
Do something wrong abd boom
Monkey
Is dropping an icbm on somebody just stabbing them with a bomb
Oh yeah let's just let them shoot high powered explosives with pinpoint accuracy
I'm sure that won't be op
At least with the first nuclear weapons you had to actually fly them to the target which balanced it out
Yeah
This whole nuclear stuff was a bad update
Sticking to pollution and gunpowder was cool as fuck
He invented morals and ethics to counter it
there was this one dumbass player a long time ago that actually wanted to make "space weapons"
and called it "star wars"
bruh.....
No actually the only thing stopping them is that it wouldnt be profitable
the space race event was fucking cool though
i want to ask god personally
why do we have so many like
fully developed maps
aside from earth
but we cant access them
testing place man
it just bloats up storage
True
The universe keeps expanding so theres more storage and processing power
And god also made these cool ass black hole things but all they are is a glorified bin
god got too carried away while making the worldbuilding
he made it too complex and know we need like
several years of education to really understand a small part of it
They're a terrible counter
Because you can just ignore them
:3333
Ugly

Moon Lord watching the terrarian absolutely annihilate his eye 287 times in a row
holy shit drinking water really did help
mrrooowww
nah I asked garbo eariler for tips on how to stay up all night and he said to hydrate
i am gonna play team fortress 2
after a long time of not playing it
because the bots died
what's team fortress 2
Ohhhh
it is a game where there is a team ina fortress and it is the second so it's 2
what's a team
it's the thing in the fortress
what's a thing
it's what the team is
what's a what
Australium from TF2 is just Auric
it's a glorp
what's a a
_ _

auric is just australium
That’s how Yharim is alive for so long
they're both yellowish minerals that resemble gold but are actually far more valuable and capable of literally granting you supernatural powers
auric is actually just australium
Me is so mart
With this i can finally come to the conclusion that the world soul is actually australia
Australia is cool, I don’t mind most of the characters being Australian
Yep
Australia has cool mammals and bugs and lizards on it so i like australia
I like Australia
also some of my friends live there
Lizards are cool
And bugs
Bugs are rad
They have the neat coral reef too
Great Barrier
ya they have fisg
ohhh lore chat
did u know i plan on getting pet fish this year
a 40 gallon tank prob
why fisg
cuz fisg r awesome
errmm
eating fisg
Fishes are rad
salmon r the best cuz they both r rly cool as a animal and also taste really good
I wish I still had my pet fish
im thinking at best i'll only buy the aquarium next month and it might be later than that anyays so
I had beta fish
And then when we buried it the dogs dug it up and ate it
beta r cool i wish people didnt treat them like shit
"they can live in even a cup of water!!" yeah and i can by all means live on a diet of nothing but raw rat meat
dosen't mean it's ideal
My two were both male so we had to make a barrier so they wouldn’t mangle each other
most fish do
Or do they just bruise each other to death
ideally you should have like
Like those funny fights
a decently large tank for a single betta
but ppl just put them in the tiniest shittiest tanks ever
cuz ohhh theyre so resilient theyll be fine
homie you're giving your pet fish depression it'll fuckign die from stress
I have a very large tank for my snake
thats good
Yeah
They sadly died from an infection iirc
Fly high Blu and Potato
Carnival fish
rest in peace 🫡
I’ll miss you two
i had a bristlenose pleco called shark
Literally kept in ice chests
Why am I getting teary eyed
this was because my mom insisted that it was a shark
it was infact not a shark it was a bristlenose pleco
anyways it lived for like 5 years then died
rip shark you were too good for this world
like they start out tiny and before you know it 2 years have passed and theyre larger than your hand
im going to eat the earth
The ones with the big ass foreheads?
The sword?
like every commercialy sold goldfish in inbred in some way
it sucks
wouldn't be too hard for you
the earth
Forehead, bubble eyes,
You do share genes with your mother after all
youre no god
I should probably crop that video hold on brb
this is what actual goldfish look like lol
Says who
but i shall devour your essence regardless!!
not gold nor fish
ohh that's why they're called goldfish instead of orangefish
Those ones look more like actual gold than store goldfish
i genuinely have no idea what fish to get for my aquarium lol
get a rlly pretty one
theres so many cool fish. all of them/. all fish are cool
get little catfishes
ya i am
wtf
is said fish affordable?
Liar liar pants on fire
can said fish live in 40 gallon tank?
are there any other fish i could add with this fish that would not lead to them harming eachother?
like help me
I remember wanting to get glofish
they LITERALLY are FISH noob ur brain is small
noob whats 1 + 1
But they’re genetically modified
2
what's 9 + 10
You can put catfish with otherfish and they work well cuz they're bottom feeders
depends on the catfish
I like cat fish
Right
19
corydoras r pretty chill most of the time
I said small catfish
wong
wing
so called writer when typo
Mmmm hciken
that dont even look like a shark what du heyl
one time my pleco tried to eat my goldfish
crazy
They look more like a lion fish
hello
3 days
and i am free from my prison
expect a drawing in celebration
i should tag them with it and go "This is You" and not elaborate
Hi duck
the second coming of the lore discussion messiah...
Who’s that
no idea
do it
itll be funny
i did it
Booooo
lmao
jarim
I hate yharim
was it funny
yes but
he is super duper important to calamity
yah it was funny
wat did they say
do ppl keep l,ike
water insects as pets lmao
i just thought abt that
thats a funny concept
things i want as pets: cats ferrets uhhh
beetle
What if the entire calamity lore is just yharim hallucinating while high on yharim's stimulants
Yeah
water beetle
i remember there was smthn else i wanted but i forgor
i love water beetle
They bitr
covered in hair so they can breathe underwater
The stimulants is just herobrine or whatever it’s called
@pliant ruin opinions on ferrerts?
toebiters r so goofy
theyre neat
not my favorites but theyre silly guys
(For licensing or usage, contact licensing@viralhog.com)
I found this bug outside of our classroom in India and brought it inside. The security guard told me that it doesn't fly..
i want freetr,,,,,
You are a fool to claim victory Herobrine
noob lore
noob has a gf who doesnt respond to her questions
"Large insect"
i love that video
i dont like the fact that they are called that...
u didnt know i had a gf?
i dont know much
they bite ur toes
Here’s my homie Jeremy, he likes damp and dark and is really chill
that's a centipede
House centipede
i seen him around my house
cuz you like put ur feet in a shallow lake or river or something and then theyre like ahh jumpscare and bite ur toes
please kill it
i tried to keep him as a pet
Little man
Aw
Oh noob
i never get house centipedes in my house funnily enough
So unenlightened
it wouldv died probably, my sister DESPISES bugs
i get scorpions, they arent as much as a threat since in a house
they are so easy to see
they are also rare too
Centipedes are evil
r u australlian
Scorpions
no
I like scorps
Not house centipedes those are chill
i live in a desert
scorps r neat
theyre like edgy goth land lobsters
I haven’t seen one since I lived in the desrts of California
I meant the evil ass centipedes with the fanges
I lived in a military base and I saw a lot of them
shiki rogi
they can live anywhere except where i can see them
They were cool
theyre my favorites
the wiggly death noodles
in that case they fucking die
scolopendra literally like top 10 bugs
They're NOT cool they're fuckers
DoG but centipede
the only bugs that i truly despise are cockroaches
calm down centipede yharim
jeez
mosquitos is an annoyance relationship, but cockroaches? i want those mfs DEAD
they look so armored
why is it so polished
i love them
so shiny
if hell exists they're the inhabitants of it
Okay but those things actually are pure distilled unfiltered evil tho
Would nymphs count as water bugs
Like dragonfly nymphs
Cool
i think noob is dying btw
theyre just little guys
i held one once
my dad brought a huge ass fucking bug, like he had to carry it in a bucket, i dont remember what it was
Maybe I'm thinking of a different centipede that looks exactly like that
y would ibe dying
This is douggy, he likes pets and eating green onions
im immortal
DAMN!!!
admittedly holding centipedes isn't a good idea because they're the most skittish mfers ever and literally everything scares them which leads to them going crazy but nothing happened in my case tho so lol
burn it
mosquitos spread malaria, which has killed like half of all humans who ever lived

I know the big red ones are supposed to be high strung and very painful
Murder mosquitos
a leaf moves around them they go. HUH HUH LEAF WHAT HJUH WHAT WAS THAT BITE? BITE
We don’t need them
well everything is scared of centipedes too
Noob not liking bugs is not based
hot take maybe
so never give centipedes a gun.
If you liked bugs maybe you would be more based
but talking about animals i like and people going eww kill it with fire is really cringe and annoying like keep that to urself
Calamitas blew up one of her caves because she saw a centipede
maybe bugs should be cuter if they didnt want to feel the heat of a thousand suns
They are cuter
Noob probably only likes the cutesy moths and lame junk
You just gotta like
then she felt bad and one necromancy later sepulcher was born
Just maybe spoiler the images
that
is this a new civilwar?
Valid enough but it dosen't seem like anyone here has a phobia
is so out there
Like if u dont like bugs thats chill
but also if u cant see someone who actually likes them without going KILL IT KILL IT thats cringe
those deserves to burn
i dont like how bugs teleport
Covkroaches are spooky yeah
like wtf u cant be faster than me thats illegal
This is a huge giant server
my relationship with cockroaches range from "kill it now" to "ok this one is cool but its still kind of freaky im not gonna kill it or anything but i dontm want to get close to it"
where was I going with this
ur just slow
Except the hisding cockroaches
they are the only bugs that disgust me
house cockroaches fall under the first category
Hissing cockroaches are so kawaii desu
Roaches I want dead
cool wild cockroaches with like cool looking colors and stuff fall under the later
where did some bugs learn to teleport
Mosquitos I want dead
like yeah they look cool i can admit that
i respect them
but cockroaches still freak me out
I do not want those monsters in my house
so i just wont get close to any of them
Me when the leitmotif
Me when I hear the sound of bells, when the music has bells in it, when the noise produced by bells is present in the music
cockroaches are warning signs, if i find one in my house that means there's a mess i gotta clean up somewhere
I’ve been roach free ever since I moved up north
can they atleast send a cool bug? fuck cockroaches like actually
Thank GOD
Like these guys are cool
calamity needs more bells
Cockroaches are the worst part of rainstorms
I'm like prometheus giving fire to humans except I give bugs the ability to teleport
But they still freak me out
The drains get flooded so all the bugs get relocated into my bathroom
Which is NOT pleasant
Go-Go Gadget Murder House Roaches!
kills you
im going insane
is your pfp sometimes blue, cheese?
🔨
explodes you with mind
I held a hissing cockroach once and it just hung out on my hand, it didn't even do the creepy antenna wave thing
Wait that's cbeese
my pfp is this gif
thankgod i live in a fucking desert, if that happens then my dad is gonna be really angry at me for using his MDR
DMR*
revives me
use it anyway lmao
dead moth ringer?
well unless the bugs are the cool ones
I hate discord mobile
diluted mango russian?
dmr?
semi automatic sniper rifle ig?
dark matter ribbon?
hell yeah
Designated marksman rifle¿??????????
kills the american in u
what is a gun
what gun is it
i only know knife
i wanna know
ok yall
but noob vicky is american
im not american
i only know shanking people
im middle eastern lol
With what military power???
does Duck have Tyranny's End?
so i'll post the closest thing to it
death to america
i wish i had it, actually badass guns
true
im not american but i fucking love guns
erm flip you too
If you love guns so much
Explode
theres 2 types of gun lovers
you can't explode malaysia
why dont u marry one
Vicky already did
gun lover 1 looks at a gun and says wow thats a really cool lookin gun
i'm a part of those
Yes I can
plumg
I'm that one
my wife is based
They just look cool
I'm still liberal I just like guns
some people like guns for another reason?
guns are cool EXCEPT MAGE GUNS !!
I like guns cause they’re loud
big fan of lugers
uhhh yeah
I want to own one so I can mimic video game reload animations
that reminds me of that one time when i was in primary school and i read the school newspaper and the front page article was someone across the strait in malaysia tried to fire an rpg at singapore
lmfao
"MURICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 "
LMAO
i think a lot of guns look cool but i also sometimes just get filled with a sudden wave of fear when i see one that lasts for several minutes so i prefer to stay away from them
sanest johor man
Well I'm this one too but not because of guns or being conservative
I'm just patriotic
when the border customs won't let you smuggle bubblegum
kills the american in u
patriotic... like matpat??
I FUCKING LOVE american bison CAN WE GET A BIG SCREAM FOR american bison
i find every gun to be cool, shooting them gives you an adrenaline rush, i wish i was born before my dad got married, mf had an entire arsenal lmao
With what guns???
but my mom didnt like guns so he got rid of em
That's what I thought
i have a hunting license :3
i guess i'm a bit patriotic cuz i think brazil is cool and i like all the food and nature we have does that count
British mf bringing a knife to a gun fight
i think i would actually be left with nightmares if i had to shoot a gun for whatever reason
brazilian food kind of peaks,,,
do brazilians eat other brazilians
i did fear them when i was a kid, but my dad took me hunting
yes
no but we eat ants
i have a hunting rifle
I can eat her license
Oi bruv you got a loicense for thaht
What would braelor think of this
tf do you hunt in england bro
i actually know a friend irl whose dad has a hunting license
tea
I’ve got moi loicense for stabben right hear
so yes i do have easy access to gun
woo yea
swag
ive got a fish license it means i am a fish
glub glub
fish
glub
Canadians have lots of guns too how come they don't get shit for it
join #lore-discussion
look inside
gun discussion
Cheese would never be fish
England??!
england is kind of boring
there's a big distraction down south
Noob is from azafure???
ya
yes
How’s it like



