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if there's a time-traveling god would xeroc protect him just to see the end of one piece
Probably
Hes selfish so
The moment when Luffy unlocked Gear 5, everyone felt something...like a powerful primal force just swept across the universe for a brief moment.
π
Wdym by that exactly?
It's not entirely clear
It's heavily implied that xeroc ascended because of the haunting future
Or something like that from the rock tooltip poem
Most likely the ML invasion was very traumatizing, and clearly dragons couldn't protect the planet from another threat of a similar power
So probably xeroc decided to take fate in his own hands
To not let something like this happen again
Maybe xeroc is the one who prevents noxus from invading Terraria from the distortion
i feel like ''ascending'' in this context means something else other than ascending.
We know that noxus hides even within the distortion, for some reason
Noxus is canon, just not the wotg one
my bad
i wanna see it tho
Noxus is the 2nd strongest Calamity being just below Xeroc iirc.
Noxus is mentioned (tho not namedropped) in CV and dog lore items I'm pretty sure
pretty sure terrarian is stronger than both
Nope
Nope.
we cant even kill xeroc
neither can he
Stronger than Noxus? Maybe.
Xeroc is confirmed to be way above us.
You wont be able to kill xeroc. Itll be a tie
So probably Xeroc does some stuff that doesn't let noxus invade
Maybe noxus eats godly essences from dog to grow stronger
otherwise itll be vague
not even a full "tie", xeroc eventually just thinks that you did well enough
Absorbing an auric soul and becoming a god
isnt every god is?
Yes
i only see ppl saying that to xeroc
Every God was a mortal person before the ascension
No one's gonna be beating Xeroc. There's no dragon strong enough to provide the necessary power to bring even a powerful mortal to Xeroc's level.
Even if Terrarian fused with Yharon or something, Xeroc'd still be stronger.
They absorbed an auric soul and became gods
Provi, slime god, ravager, they were people
also silva, otonilou and tyrian
Yep, tho Silva was an elemental, and otonilou and tyrian were ilmerians
still people who ascended cause of an auric soul
what are these weird names lol. ''otonilou''
That's just a name
Becoming a god must be quite a trip. You gain quite a weird body.
SG becomes a flying blob.
Providence becomes a hardened body of molten rocks.
Ravager is a flesh golem barely holding itself together.
otonilou and tyrian are the 2 founding gods of ilmeris
that nightmare fnf mod is peak ngl, they did such an effort in animation and shit, tho it makes no sense that sans lost to bendy
silva's probably the closest to a person you'll find among gods
well, they're a chopped up corpse slowly reforming in the abyss but they used to look like a person
Tbf ravager was brought back from dead through necromancy
Well Sans won because of the nightmare form rules.
Sans was able to manage his nightmare form compared to Bendy who just went all in. Bendy overheated from using too much power so Sans barely clutched the win.
a quarter god
I doubt his body is an actual representation of how GoS looked
silva's just a god
that was a joke
it still doesnt make sense that sans didnt one tap bendy, or his mere existance didnt erase bendy
I feel like there's a power system here-
Gods>Dragons>Dragon Relatives>Elementals>General boss monsters>Anything else.
hierarchy
gods and dragons can vary in power by a lot
slime god is a good example
the gluttony dragon was even weaker than the slime god
maybe it should be gods>=<dragons
I think gods are generally stronger than dragons.
Gods are the result of Dragons fusing with humans to become a stronger being.
brimstone elemental's already stronger than the slime god
probably the best way of showing it would be where the weakest and strongest of each type lies to show the range
Slime God is still the best example at how the gods were no joke. He wiped out entire armies.
armies strong as a guide
what about the dragon of obesity
π
if you were a regular guy in calamity like you are irl, slime god was definitely not weak
or the dragon of caseoh
not weak compared to a regular person but there are a lot of things stronger than it
The weakest of the gods, but freakishly powerful.
Thanks to the Hallow, the Slime God was able to reach Hard mode boss tiers of strength.
canonically (fiction perspective), xeroc is stronger than terrarian, but factually (real life perspective), terrarian is infinitely stronger
nope
If you mean stuff like respawning, it ain't canon.
xeroc is way stronger than the terrarian in any context
exactly
Now Xeroc vs VANILLA Terrarian however...
terrarian can use cheat sheet and delete xeroc in split second
and xeroc cant do anything about it
lol
that's not really the terrarian doing anything, that's just you
''thats not terrarian using a gun, thats just you clicking the button''
crazy
Game mechanics ain't canon. So cheating ain't canon-
xeroc is stronger than the terrarian
but you are beyond the game
thats what i meant by rl perspective, and thats why i differentiated it from canonical perspective
well by irl xeroc isnt real so who gives a shit
and i am not fighting xeroc, its terrarian whos doing it
except we arent comparing xeroc with rl, were comparing it with terrarian who has meta fictional powers
meta fiction is smth like the cheat sheet menu
well what's the point of powerscaling if you basically can just say "no i'm stronger" in any situation
kinda boring
blud, this is real life perspective.
and xeroc isnt real so in real life who gives a shit
was going to explain smth, but youd start mentioning how i am obsessed with powerscaling and debating
THE POINT IS
In Calamity's lore, the Terrarian is never going to be able to beat Xeroc. There's just too much of a power difference.
so ill just say ''youre totally right''
now this is a person who understands
i've been saying that repeatedly
you mightve did, but you also failed to recognize what this is about
you kept mentioning problems that would no shit be, i already adressed that
but its alright
no big deal
forget about it
terminus is his remote
he sunk it so he couldnt be interrupted
until you paused the show
reminds me of genes
i would like to see xeroc swimming in the abyss
Jared attacks him and promptly meets his relatives.
lol
doesnt he already have a sprite?
What if her 1st pair of legs was similar to mantis-like claws
I'm redesigning for fun
cool
yeah i don't particularly like PBG's current sprite either
if i could change smth about it, itd be the jets, theyre way too big for the body
it looks more like a wasp than a bee. bees are like more round and short, wasps look more sharp and narrow
Queen bees are pretty long
Change my mind.
PBG is the mech boss Queen Bee.
i mean
not like terraria's queen be
thats basically what she is
That's fair, however, that's what redesigns are for
fair
I can change whatever I want however I want
Plus I imagine the plague could change the shape of her body quite noticeably
After all, even the current PBG is like 1,5 times bigger than queen bee
And it's not because of plating, she's just bigger
a female called ''goliath'' is crazy
how is it crazy
goliath can be used as just a descriptor for big things
its not gender sensitive
i mean, it kinda is if you think about it
well, im with the past
Words and language evolve and change, so that's normal
im not
k
the endless march needs to save some food for the starving
Also a question, do you remember if PBG makes any non robotics sounds?
I only remember the hit, clicking sounds and a siren
i remember
the queen bee is still alive
her charge sound is like a little mix of robotic and an actual insect sound
the sounds on the wiki don't all sound distinctly robotic but none of them sound fully organic either
ik it's tragic
I like the idea that she makes no biological sounds
NU ITS AMAZING
She doesn't need to make them
the when it says itll do a bomb protocol or smth in infernum is kinda disapointing, i excpected itll launch a huge ahh nuclear bomb
All the sounds she makes are just her mechanical parts working
that's the first positive thing i've heard about britain in a few months i think
Also it can be fun if I installed a siren on her design here
Nuclear siren type shit
and it does launch an actual nuclear bomb
would fit with the phase transition sound very well
i don't think i'd really call it an actual nuke? i'm not sure what it's called in game but i feel like it doesn't quite live up to that standard
do my name next time
no i need to keep the habit of not pinging people
ping me coward
so i don't accidentally ping stip when i reference a dev statement or something
mortal sworn enemies
Garbitch the aureus lover
throudumb
Noob
noob :3
noob βοΈ
nu
thats not what i meant, let me rephrase it.
''and make it do launch an actual nuclear bomb''.
it's just occurred to me i don't even know what the emoji in my name is
is it a firework or a star
when it says itll launch a nuke, i thought itll make a huge explosion, when in reality, it js does what it did before, go left and right while shooting stinger shaped bombs
apparently its a sparkler
π
what the fuck is a sparkler
yeah i just googled it
It's a cool thing
we use them in britain on nov 5th to celebrate when someone nearly blew up parliament
and u light the tip
it's great
its a stick that makes a whole lot of sparkles when you light it
ya
that explains it
blud, js set it on and off, its js the click of a button
It's not british
no :3
They're here too
peoplein britain rlly like it for some reason
the infestation
idk where it came from but we do use them over here in britain
hey, bo-oh-wo-ah
i think we have these here too i just never saw one
British people colonize everything once again.......
being used i mean
innit?
shut
your
gob
rn
if i had one pence for every time someone mocked me by saying innit i would literally be able to go to the moon i swear
blud does NOT like humor π π
i think we should explode every american in this chat
nuh uh
HWCUDGWIEF8QY03LVODGEJR9QYWJFOXU02JOE8AHWKR9FYWNEOFBR9F
i like this proposition
Wtf it's synced to servants of the scourge

r u american
no
are u listening to it rn
what about some bo-oh-wo-ah to chill you out?
I was, yes
no he just has it stuck in his head
i at least say 'of' in between you numbskull
''numbskull'' is an official britain slang or smth π
the block button aint enough i want him dead
also, that ''oh'' is ''of''
I've made a deal with signus to escape the distortion but in return he installed a chip inside my head that constantly plays sots
you think i reduce all of bottle to 'bo'?
so where's the catch
i mean, thats all i hear
tbf that's me when i listen to a spanish conversation
I will be baked alive in oven in 14 minutes
it isnt
its just not formal speak
i pick up some nouns and verbs, maybe a pronoun here and there
unfortunate
mate..
he will be baked soon alhamdulilah π
i think we should all block this new guy in town
i agree
what?
who?
un fort unate
who?
true
typed a chat in message
i know it's so intrusive
What are y'all doing though
Wires
if i blocked someone i want to forget they exist
"1 blocked messags" MF IK I DONT WANNA KNOW THEY STILL EXIST
true
british person ending his sentence without saying\writing ''mate''
diff: impossible
The only person I have blocked here is the mf who posts fish in spoiler talk
must have been the wind
thankfully mobile doesnt tempt u to view the message
they just did that coincidentally enough
i dont mind the fish guy
I do mind
he's part of the server's charm
i bully the fish guy
i like posting π£
sometimes i threaten the fish guy with eating sushi
π£ π
Stupid fucking fish
atraxia is evil for blocking a guy who does that unintentionally
Cats>>>>
mrrooowww
i HATE cat s
i love cats so much
Garbo..
(my cat took a shit in the bathtub like 20 minutes ago
I own a cat

me too
He's a beast
i have two
u should send the image of the goober here
I wild monste with a feral mind
this happens oddly frequently with you
How does one post fish every day and still have it be unintentional
Huh
because she's an asshole
Mf doesn't even talk besides the fish
he has fish syndrome, he cant help
genuinely idk what her obsession with the bath is
Wild monste? Like?
MONSTER HUNTER WILDS !
bad

blocked message 
Treacherous amalgamation, a behemoth with only vile thoughts in its mind

so cute!
omg orang cat !!
its gonna take over the world one day
finger reveal
I have two little gremlins that I named teddy and bear
saying "i want teddy bear" normally: π
saying "i want teddy bear" to this person:
So sigma
Space gif
Left guy's bear
If you said teddy bear to this person
π
What a fatass
catposting in lore
No.
the demon
where
ah damn, they cut youre meme
where girlfriend
Garbo your cat is gargantuan
bro chose violence
no shes actually small
shut up !!
you got that level 10 gyatt
Here's my creature
Never speak again
π
How do you like not being reply pinged.
i dont
Why so eyes
seen some shit in the second photo
which is why
me when your when your mom when mom your when
we can go gyatt for gyatt, fuck that we can go rizz for rizz. 19 bucks for the fortnite card, double dip with the fanum tax.
When I hunt you
How monsterous
you know i just unblocked you an hour ago
i feel regret creeping up on me already
how do i see everyone i've blocked
when have you ever blocked me in the first place
Account>blocked list iirc
i love him dearly
Is that bricc
nu
damn
if youre on desktop, go to the main thingy, friends and then there should be a blocked tab
Blocking people online and flexing it πΏπ· so sigma
yeah i just saw it
more of so skibidi
sigma? like that guy from mega man x
i've only blocked six people it seems
I love blocking I love making builds in terraria
ive blocked 14
No like skibidi patrick bateman chadonis sigma male
aint noway you fr blocked me
bruv, youre like, from fucking 2017
you too blocked me π
must have been the wind
I owned a cat but it died

what no it died in like 2020
i had two cats who were brothers, arno and wilson (my dad named them after scientists i think)
I'm fine
still 
wilson had a genetic issue with his digestive tract i think
she was a tortoiseshell calico
Is your dad's name Will by any chance
i only have like 5 iirc
which ultimately would have made him suffer his whole life
so when it got too bad we put him down
i feel sorry for you
arno is still alive but he is a cat treat addict now
nope
Damn
i sent you a friend req by accident
Would've been will's son otherwise
one of my cats has issues with defecation and we're really worried
did you fr just change your name to reply ping me how tf do you get annoyed by a lack of notifications
cuz i dont get notified in the first place
also you talk js like me, except yk, less debater
yeah I don't see it
i do
arno's full name is arnold
but is he actually old
lmao
my cat was an outside cat and lived for like 8-10 years tbh I don't remember exactly how old I was when I got her
she had a little perch above the kitchen sink
and we left the window open
well we also had a lot of dogs in our house lmao
who the cats are a little scared of
the only exotic pet I own is a snake
once my eldest rabbit disappeared for like 1.5 days and we thought a sea gull had taken her
I used to have a tarantula
but no she just reappeared
it was just after our first rabbit boris died
so we thought she had just given up or something
but no, thankfully
i really wanna get a turtle
I kept rabbits too for a time
whe I was very little I lived with a guy who owned box turtles
he told me never to flip them upside down because they would die
and I turned it upside down to see if that was true
and it didn't die
Betrayal
i assume he meant that if you left them upside down not they just like implode if they get flipped
Damn I can't remember anything before I turned 4
can relate lol
everybody can actually
mostly true
i vaguely remember getting lightly stepped on by my brother when i was like a year old and we were visiting some place in yorkshire i think
and just crying for hours even though no damage was done to me
The first thing I ever remember is waking up from a dream where I had 2 thumbs
i have two thumbs
its called being not being arabic, nor asian, nor african, nor russian. aka soft as shit
i keep on seeing blocked messages popping up in chat
i know you do
id rather not
My bad
i'm not gonna reveal them though
I love trying to be racist for no reason
you prolly did and youre js trying to make me mad
thats not being racist.
Do you not have the basic human instinct that tells you to to be socially acceptable
seeing this i am very glad i haven't looked at these messages
thats stereotyping, a one thats accurate
it's still not good bro
"It's not racist cuz it's true"
thats not what i said but sure
why are you even in calamity lore discussion rn
i was originally talking about related stuff, but then everybody switched topics, so i followed
using stereotypes that can be considered offensive about people of a specific origin (in this case, you excluded arabic, asian, african and russian people), can be considered racist, and you also tried to cover it as "true"
what kinda argument are you makin bro
sure
"this isn't being racist, this is stereotyping and it's a true stereotype too"
yep
my bad
Not only this but it was entirely out of left field and contributed nothing to the conversation
yes
totally
Like do you come here and have a good time acting like this
Personally when I am ostracized it makes me feel like shit
i didnt act like anything, the man blocked me over nothing, im pissed
Just be less the way you are
Then get off?
yes
And stop instigating an arguement? God damn i always see you being a prick to people
ok

If you chilled out nobody would bat an eye after a bit
100 Silver Rathaloses from Monster Hunter VS 1 Aaron
jarim
yarin
ark overseer vs john therock
just
youd prolly lose actually
I won though
I wanna see goku teleport to them and just punch them down in one hit
They've grown smug in their strength
And I don't even like goku that much
I just know he would flatten xeroc so I used him as an example
honestly xeroc strikes me as the type to go "damn you really were better than me, good job chief :D" if someone did manage to beat them
and then use that as an incentive to try to get even stronger
xeroc would lose badly to goku
Yeah that's what I said
xeroc would also lose badly to bugs bunny
i have no idea what a forerunner is
is that like a ship icebreaker except for celebrities walking through crowds
close enough
The forerunners are an alien race from halo
Not gonna lie ark tek looks like it was ripped straight off from the forerunners
ark does a lot of that
taking concepts from other works and not changing them too much
I mean it's a fairly generic design style to be fair
Shiny metal with glowing lights
The older games' forerunner architecture was very brutalistic and functional though whuch I think is cool
Imagine xeroc but remy from ratatouille gets on his head and starts controlling him
Yk the thought of Remy getting to control random strong people from different universes is so funny to me
hed make the godiest food ever
the most divine
which would prolly be, chicken
Ambrosia is canonically Xeroc's first post ascension dish
bros an alchoholic
Lore discussion
I am NOT edible!!!
yaaay
cheese needs a nerf
Im getting buffed actually
real
just got an insane idea for a mod change based on lore
what if queen slime and providence dropped their auric souls, which buffed damage and maybe some other stats
and in return the weapons from that stage onward were slightly nerfed from where they are now so itβs not a noticeable change
also could change player sprite
gods don't have auric souls
and what would the player sprite be turned into?
idk
if the terrarian is a blank state for the player
so that the player can make up their own character
idk something added to the player based on the god/dragon
forcing a specific characteristic would be a very bad decision
true ig
and not speaking about the balancing hell it might cause
just thought of that bc they souls turned regular people into those things
dragons had auric souls
When person absorbed an auric soul, it merged with their own
forming a new thing
queen slime isn't slime god btw, the god is the ball thing
in the lore it runs and makes a new vessel with it inside right?
then you kill it for good in queen slime form?
it's unable to leave the queen slime yeah
but does it survive the fight
could be it was simply stuck, could be it was too enrapt in the absorption of the released essences
my idea was probably a little stupid, im tired
would be cool if there was some way of getting an auric soul consumable
I should learn c# and make a mod for that 
you can with an addon, hunt of the old god iirc, though it's just very minor stat boosts
consuming an auric soul wouldnt just buff ur powers by a little
it literally ascends the human, so to me it does not make sense to make it a permanment buffs either
ye but at that point, how is it different than
a dragonfruit for example?
but with a funny nonessential addon I can do that
i dont think taking an important lore development and making that is a good idea or even a unqiue one no offense
consuming an auric soul would be cool
an addon that makes you consume yharons auric soul with very actual powers rather than just a stat buff
would be one i love
yeah

it wouldnt make sense neither would it be good writing if it were to be canon imo, but its cool
and who gives a fuck about good writing if i get funny cool action!!!!!!!!
if I commit to this imma make gluttony, flame/profaned/whatever the fuck provs is, and rebirth souls
each being more powerful than the last
Provi auric soul is flame, we just donβt know what the hell she is
often referred to as the goddess of ash, but not confirmed iirc
why is she so hellbent on cleansing stuff then if her soul is just normal fire
Purity
She wants all impurity gone
auric souls and domains usually have nothing to do on the gods motive, but iirc they do shape themsleves around the god motives
yeah ik but was that just her own delusion already?
so provi did have that line of thinking before she got that power
apparently she wasnt always like that
oh I thought it was almost a carbon copy besides slime god
it'll probably be elaborated on in the future since Reb likes provi
i'd assume she didnt disagree with it tho?
similar to how
a racist might not know they are a racist
Tbh the idea of her just becoming hellbent on purity is cool, without any even that triggered it to happen, but a part of me still wants it to be after a certain event happened in her life that made her like that would be a bit better
I just got an idea for how to start coding this
I make the gluttony soul just slime themed for sake of easiness
and do an attack where you absorb nearby slimes for a stat boost/big attack
ok this is getting too off topic for lore channel
"time to make every enemy and dangerous block Available only around post Queen Slime, Providence, and Yharon Significantly Stronger!"
Where exactly and what is Draedonβs Home for his inventions?
he has multiple labs
I meant like a main large lab if itβs possible
Ah so he makes and moves from labs every so often
Deus is a cool worm
Ascencion dosen't seem to change the person's personality too much so
She's just fucked up like that
A idea i had
Is that her life sucked ass and consistently everytime it seemed like things were getting better something happened and returned it to square 1
Which would explain why she adopted such a nihilistic outlook on life
Everytime she tried to make things better they always got worse, so she would think that there's no point in trying and that it's better if we all just return to ash
Why art thou so wise cheese?
hire this mf rn @ fabsol
Maybe the Dragon of Flame was the catalyst for her to finally break down
i'm strawbry cheas
i sort of assumed it was the existence of beings like the dragon of flame that were involved in her gaining that outlook on life yeah
given she was stated to have a "righteous fury"
Maybe
She finally reached a point in life where she felt
Yes, this is it. I'll finally be happy. No more misery
And then the dragon of flame did a little trolling and made it all go crashing down again
so basically providence became the joker
but not
And that's how she broke down and decided to ascend
Yeah like the joker if the joker didnt suck
well thats a lie hes cool sometimes but alot of the time he sucks
bla bla bla society bla bl bla what if i kill you
what if i kil you instead
smthn smthn we live in a society
joker is a rly shallow dumb character pretending to be deep
i dont like him
hes lame
you know who ISNT lame. thats right VENOM
venom is COOL
also this guy
this guy is cool
Hey thatβs the guy voiced by Danny DeVeto
anyone know wat this is called
loincloth
Thatβs the warbanner of the yharm
to hide the auric yhong
who shall emergw
From the ashes of calamity
How shall this fable end
Through these legends intertwined?
why is yharim considered an antagonist?
why wouldnt he be?
genocide isn't all too good
he also killed the followers of gods
and that he rescued captain chicken nuggets
which means he wiped out several civilizations
the moral of calamity is that you shouldn't throw a vegan into lava
hes also pretty dumb ngl
he's also yellow (i hate yellow
He's the mod's main villain ye
Worth noting that antagonist and villain r separate terms but in this case he's both
yea
calamity mod the musical would be cool actually
signs offf self disappointment start infiltratiiiiing
symptoms of paranoia begin invadiiiiinnnggg
looosing truuuuuust, ending friendship and raaaage escalaaaating
You forgot
Yourrr mental fortitude is faddiiinnngg
fuck
Also why does DoG have Yharimβs motif???
He ainβt loyal
Heβs Noxusβ favorite puppy
lore change moment
Yeah
Yep
Scal's theme lyrics aren't canon anymore
they arent fully canon
if the music was made now I dont think it would have yharims motif, or atleast it would be much, much more subtle. perhaps having a new motif or sumn to represent the distortion too. but I dont know enough to speak about this stuff.
the lyrics of rotjd used to be non-canon until the lore rewrite
I mean itβs only on the Non-Stop Mix
But still
calamity series would go hard
I would not be suprised if somebody at some point wanted / wants to do that.
of course, what would it even be about
would it be about the terrarian or someone during the crusade?
or yharim?
probs the crusade/yharim
:3
i think having it follow yharim as the protagonist and villain could be awesome
The devs donβt want you to know this but they ||nerfed Slime God||
have it be during the crusades. following Yharim as he hunts down various gods and tries to eradicate them
for the ending.... uuuuhhh...
the series ends with yharim departing for the aerie and staying dormant until the terrarian shows up
in the dragon's aerie with the terrarian stepping into view
not long after the crusade began
a little under 22 years into the crusade i think
While the Crusade is widely considered to have begun on the date of 6.19.1781 with Yharon's rebirth, I took no part in it until 4.23.1803.
"Damnit! She did it again! REALLY tempted to just go look for her myself..."
If he kept pushing that boulder up that hill, the Hallowed Mechs would be like Exo Mech strength or melt due to the amount of souls in them LMAO
Unlimited soul glitch
Alright new headcanon, first meeting problems:
βEverything was going well, until you came alo-β
βWhy are you British?β
βWhat?β
β Pardon?β
Youβre right, she would say pardon instead of what
Yippeedoodle
βItβs the way you talk, Cally. You sound like someone from England.β
βI donβt know what that is but if you call me Cally one more time Iβm going to shank you.β
I wouldnβt mind tbh
Sheβs clearly expressing her heritage
Also I could get true melee hits in
Still tho.
If you ain't actively causing problems, it makes Calamitas seem sucky how she just tries to kill you. I mean, I get she's been through a lot, but we were just vibing for the most part.
I mean
To get to her boss fight, even doing a low % run, you still have to kill a lot of people
I wouldnβt call a person who slaughtered their way into getting through the game βjust chillingβ in-universe
hello lorers
what are we loring about
i myself am loring currently but i am waiting on responses so for now im gonna stay here to kill time
Potentially British Calamitas and her consequences
I do not like british calamitas
WOF and release the Hallow while strengthening the evils.
The mechs. Battle mechs with living souls.
Calamitas Clone. First one she'd probably keep tabs on you for.
Plantera. The jungle guardian before you slap them out of existence.
Golem. Just...a machine. No one cares.
Lunatic Cultist and Moon Lord. You almost caused the end of everything due to being reckless-
Providence. Hey! The first actual good thing you've done!
DoG. Keep it up!
Yharon. Nvm...
the voice actor did a fantastic job don't get me wrong but she also sounds too refined/porsch for someone who's a complete and utter loser
(affectionate)
Yharon is shitty actually
If you lived in England it wouldnβt sound posh to you
killing him was fine
like girl. you live in a cave and probably don't even know how to make a omelette you're NOT pulling off the evil posh witch vibe
that's old lore
You donβt even hunt Yharon down, he comes to you
that too
what π it's not
It's funny how killing the late game required bosses would actually be good in Calamitas's eyes prolly.
says who?
Calamitas living in a cave until she comes beat you up?
Yeah thatβs still canon
I thought she lived on the mountains. I imagine she has a little hut.
how is that old lore that's as new lore as it gets for calamitas SOB
I mean I guess the underworld is a cave
she dosen't live in the undeworld??? π
but she can also be in a different cave
After her boss fight one of her voice lines is
βYeah I donβt have a place to live right now can I move in?β
why would she live there
she used to
Something like that
that's like
azafure was her old home
the one place she'd probably want to live in the least
Itβs rubble
she has nowhere to go to might aswell
im just imagining calamitas fighting bears for her cave
real
Then again her voice lines are still outdated so maybe not the best for lore
It must be depressing spending your days living in a dark cave all alone, practicing necromancy, and just being left to linger with your thoughts on the many war crimes you've done and how you regret a lot of them.
But she partially deserves it-
calamitas panicking as she realizes she dosen't know hwo to get rid of the bear in her cave while also not hurting it
throws fish so bear goes catch fish outside
bear just looks at her with a blank stare
the bear gives her the fucked up crow stare
blows you up
βWell I suppose if youβre really pushing it, I might as well move into the house you built expressly for me.β
βHoly shit I donβt have to live in a hole anymore!β
"Here! Fish! Fish stupid! Go get it!
Calamitas did some things wrong but its ok because she didnt know any better and i forgive her and i'm gonna buy her some hotdogs
i just wanna sit down with her and drink some coffee or tea but it'd also be incredibly awkward
she gets the ice cream and starts crying cause of permafrost

βPlease leave, this is my home.β
βbear noiseβ
βLook, I will destroy you if you come any closer. Have this fish I was going to eat for lunch and go away.β
βbear ignores herβ
ββ¦pleaseβ¦β
Guys. She burned the ocean and was partially the cause of Azafure's destruction-
Yeah sheβs not 100% innocent
erm
achualy
She also was a child
it was a sea
azafure's destruction was self defense
(Only 95% innocent)
I ate a living snail when i was 13 i'm basically just as bad
this is why i like working with the addon im currently working with
i get to say stuff
ok cheese what the fuck
cascadious
yah man
thats vile
i'm like
i hate snales
troodon would not like this
i felt really bad for it after
Didn't she relish in a lot of the destruction she did back then?
Idk
she was indoctrinated
One that was Manipulated Indoctrinated Gaslighted Girlbosses Mansplained by Yharim
if you lost your last living family members and home you'd trust in the first person to take you in too
especially as a kid
^
Yeah she still did it
yeah she's not innocent
look all i'm saying is if i was a kid and a big golden man saved me from Death and then next thing i know the big golden man is telling me that there's evil people who love eating babies who worship evil gods who also love eating babies and that i can save the babies by killing said evil people i'd be like yaaay time to be a hero
Yeah that makes sense
I understand the thought process tho. I'm just saying. She wasn't fully justified, but it's a good reason as to why she did what she did.
Yeah but she still killed people
WW2 soldiers who killed nazis were fighting against a greater evil but like
They still killed people
especially considering there was no one to tell her she was in the wrong
everyone was terrified of her
Well at the time, she'd have probably burned you alive if you tried.
even permafrost believed yharim
which is why no one tried
Calamitas's story is depressing.
dont say that
dont go there
Yharim's the true f*cked up one yeah.
Ok
I think weβve finished up this part anyway
Letβs go back to cave-dweller calamitas
guys give me ideas for a cool blacksmith character
"Fish stupid!"
im creatively bankrupt
Lmao
How did you not get any parasites or diseases from that
my well of creativity is drying up i need to recharge it
i'm her
Make him wear a funny hat and give him a pink apron.
Well, what setting is the blacksmith in
do you think she had an object friend to spend time talking to
built different
like the companion cube
Wilsoncore
like in calamity or what
I mean, she was capable of bringing back her brothers.
and wat kind of ideas do u need
i'm working on something

if i do ill get arrested by uhmm the mafia
Draedon blacksmith
now u can tell me

i wanna voice a robot
u cant kill all of the mafia
i just did >:3
if u do taht the world explodes and everyone dies because theres no mafia
i replaced them
you cant replace them because the mafia will kill you now
i killed them
Magic blacksmith who keeps accidentally making talking swords and the swords all hate them
kills you
WHA
i was actually the mafia all along

sorry
dies
kills cheese
wtf
I'm italian unlike all of you
oki but y cant u tell me
something something thats how mafia works
Where did this convo go
(god that meme is ancient)
it's primordial
so was mine
primordial like
Blacksmith, but secretly evil and makes out with their creations
Idk you havenβt given me much to work with cheese





