lore-discussion

[solar wharf]

Oh my God damn

[spring helm]

huh

[solar wharf]

Popcorn I love you

[spring helm]

thanks

[crimson finch]

Did The Onyx Kinsmen die out or did they stop following SG so that SG only has Statis?

[spring helm]

personally i think they're still around

[peak flicker]

Tldr?

[spring helm]

but they're ninjas

so you can't find them

[peak flicker]

Nvm

[stuck shore]

If there are two types of ascending, what happened to slime god and Ravager and what were their pasts?

[spring helm]

wdym?

why are they non-humanoid compared to the other gods?

[stuck shore]

Ye

[spring helm]

as far as i know, slime god and ravager ascended similarly to all the other gods except for Silva and Xeroc

those latter two seem to be the exceptions regarding their ascensions

[stuck shore]

I mean sea god is a humanoid ish shape

[spring helm]

Ravager, at least as we see it now, is the ressurected corpse of a god of sacrifices. So it might have looked a little different in the past

[stuck shore]

As for Slime God? We’re they dead before us?

[spring helm]

no, we're the ones who kill slime god

it seems to be that the domains of the auric soul you consume and the domain as a god you receive have an affect on your godly form
and perhaps the mortal body's compatibility has an influence as well

tyrian, the sea god, was an ilmeran (one of the fish people). As such, becoming the god of the sea might not have needed much change as a result

if you look at providence, she's barely humanoid and looks more like a moth with her flame wings.
Although we don't know what domain she has as a god, we do know that she absorbed the auric soul of flames, which wasn't very compatible with the human form

[atomic haven]

IIRC isn't slime god also severely limited by his element, i.e. the nature of slimes as a relatively unchangeable, divisible force

hence why he has so many different manifestations of vastly different power levels (King Slime, Slime God, Queen Slime, Goozma)

[spring helm]

king slime is not slime god

[atomic haven]

really? I thought he was

[spring helm]

that's just something slimes become when enough of them gather together

[atomic haven]

terrifying

where does the crown come from?

[cold owl]

King Slime is jsut a bunch of Slimes who combined out of pure chance

[spring helm]

Given time, these gelatinous creatures absorb each other and slowly grow in both size and strength.
There is little need to worry about this. Naturally, slimes are nearly mindless and amass only by chance.
Though it appears they are capable of absorbing knowledge, if only in rudimentary form.

here's what yharim says about king slime

[atomic haven]

I thought it was slime god in the crown lol

[stuck shore]

Are there names for gods before they ascended? (Besides electric, sea, and Silva)

[spring helm]

you don't fight slime god directly in your first fight

[cold owl]

Only Queen Slime is Slime God, not King Slime

[spring helm]

xeroc is the god of primordial light

[cloud ibex]

xeroc might've been their name before ascension

[spring helm]

providence was likely a name she gave herself

[atomic haven]

by the way the lore doc says that the primordial light is the sun, but the sun is also providence

[spring helm]

it doesn't really sound like a normal name

[atomic haven]

deffo

[spring helm]

sun is not providence

[stuck shore]

Prov is no sun tho

[spring helm]

that's old lore

[cloud ibex]

nah prov is unrelated to the sun

[atomic haven]

damn I'm super outdated lol

[cold owl]

Devs headcanon is Providence is Ash

[stuck shore]

That sun could be including fire tho

[atomic haven]

that seems plausible, considering what she basically wants to do

also what providence did to the members of her band was hardcore

[spring helm]

the little ball thing floating around is slime god

[atomic haven]

"I get to be a god, you three will be tumors"

[cold owl]

fair deal

[spring helm]

well she ended up looking like a tumour too so sucks to be her

[atomic haven]

"Lol", said Providence. "Lmao"

[cold owl]

Imagine killing a Dragon together and as a reward, you get to be a tumor.

[atomic haven]

They probably fought over the auric soul and tumordom was her punishment for them

[stuck shore]

Are there any other gods besides Prov, Tyrian, Silva, Onitliou, SG, Ravager and Xeroc we should know of?

[spring helm]

silva

oh wait you alra

[cold owl]

Whatever the Lihzahrds god was

[atomic haven]

IIRC there are a couple unnamed ones

Plus whatever the fuck Cthulhu was

[cold owl]

Cthulhu is a definition

[stuck shore]

You mean Fovos

[spring helm]

not an individual in calamity

[cold owl]

Cthulhu means Big and Dangerous

[spring helm]

but yeah there were hundreds

perhaps thousands

[atomic haven]

If every dragon had an auric soul and they were genocided there were probably thousands yea

[stuck shore]

Was that part of golem for worship or something?

[cloud ibex]

the way i interpret the guardians' and providence's bestiaries to me makes it more seem like

[cold owl]

Golem was a pathetic replacement when their god left them

[spring helm]

whatever god the lihzahrds had left them so they made golem

[atomic haven]

vanilla lore says they worshipped the sun, got corrupted by the moon lord and then built the golem as a mechanical god once ML was killed, not sure about Calamity lore

It's similar though

[mighty zenith]

huh ?

even in vanilla that makes no sense

how do they make golem after moon lord's death

[cloud ibex]

they killed the dragon of flame, sat around for a moment going "ok cool but what the fuck do we do now", providence said "killing people should be legal" and the others went "you know she has a point" so she got the soul

[mighty zenith]

if you fight golem before moon lord

[atomic haven]

I think its mostly a reason for the existence of the sun tablets

you know moon blocks out sun

[mighty zenith]

unless you mean like

after moon lord got locked up

anyway, this is why vanilla lore should not be taken seriously

[cold owl]

Providence sounds like a calm and reasonable person

[atomic haven]

Honestly I really love how Calamity handles the ML, it's this ghastly, eldritch shell of a thing that used to be so great all the dragons had to unite to kill it, and even in the diminished form we fight it still wipes the floor with us

it's like being killed by a divine tapeworm

[spring helm]

The reasonable person in question: "I should burn everything into ash to make the world pure."

[cold owl]

He got mega nerfed

[stark basalt]

no hitter with a wand of sparking:

[mighty zenith]

honestly, i love how they turned moon lord into some random alien invader

[atomic haven]

yeah!

[mighty zenith]

it seems kinda boring but it makes you think

[urban hedge]

Considering the Bestiary entries for the Chicken wings (yes I'm calling them that, I forgot what they're called) probably basically just her pointing out their flaws

[cold owl]

"It would make everyone equal"

[mighty zenith]

how many fovoses are there out in space

[atomic haven]

Really expands the world too, so much potential for expansion
Like, what the fuck even is the ML

[mighty zenith]

and are there stronger ones

ones that not even xeroc would be able to stop

[atomic haven]

out of context problem

[cloud ibex]

fovii

[pliant ruin]

how many fovos would it take to change lightbulb

[spring helm]

guardians

[atomic haven]

none their too busy! their legs!!!!!!!!!!

[mighty zenith]

ppl complain about the strength of the characters getting nerfed but like

[cloud ibex]

none??? their too busy?? their gender

[mighty zenith]

rationally it makes sense

[spring helm]

two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to get jumped by literally every single dragon

[buoyant inlet]

0, you just call Niko oneshot instead

[mighty zenith]

the story doesn't leave a single planet

[pliant ruin]

do you think fovos likes nba

he seems like he would

[mighty zenith]

why would there be universal threats on a planet with civilizations similar to earth

[cold owl]

Almost every character in old lore was planetary threat which was a bit much

[mighty zenith]

they were also severely nerfed so the gameplay makes sense

[spring helm]

well it's got to happen somewhere
sometimes a planet just gets unlucky

[mighty zenith]

cause if they were all at their "full power"

the world would just be fucking gone already

[atomic haven]

the sheer existence of the ML hints at a grand cosmos beyond the single planet we see, like the story is just one small part in a cosmic ballet that has been ongoing for untold millions of years

[urban hedge]

sounds like it was a surprise that the planet wasn't already annihilated by the time you first spawn in

[mighty zenith]

and nerfing literally HALF THE CAST to fit the story is just

unnecessary

[spring helm]

dragon ball be like

"ki control"

[atomic haven]

the old lore was ever so slightly megalomanical, with every second enemy being a threat to the fabric of reality itself

I love that Draedon is like "well fuck how do I make a wifi teleporter" now

[pliant ruin]

being honest here

who wasn't capable of destroying like. a planet in old lore

who also wasn't like

a random pre hardmode boss

or some of the hardmode ones

[spring helm]

ploo

[mighty zenith]

this can be done well sometimes (early DBZ as an example)
but the strongest beings in Calamity were like, basically wild animals

[pliant ruin]

old calamity as i said before

had some

cool concepts

[mighty zenith]

how did shit like full power moon lord or provi NOT singlehandedly destroy the planet hundreds of years before we got there

[pliant ruin]

but also felt alot more less solid and connected as a narrative itself

[atomic haven]

ye

[spring helm]

literally broly was stated by goku to be almost as strong as beerus and he was fighting for his fucking life at the end

when at the beginning of Super, Beerus tapped a planet and it disintegrated

[mighty zenith]

again, comparing to dbz

vegeta and frieza both could destroy planets relatively easily

but they're sapient beings that can control their actions

[atomic haven]

New Yharim for example feels way more plausible as someone who actually needs an army instead of levering his gigantic sword and cleaving apart dimensions

sure maybe he can do that

[mighty zenith]

a thing whose entire purpose is destruction would not waste any time destroying

[atomic haven]

but he's not on "I win button" tier

[pliant ruin]

old lore providence lore was

mhm

yep

that's the one piece of lore i dislike the most i think LOL

it was such a mess it felt unreadable at times

[mighty zenith]

"i existed since like, the start of the universe and decided to kill everyone but i also have done fucking nothing since then"

thats old provi lore

[atomic haven]

ye

[late moth]

no comment

[pliant ruin]

old provi lore had

something about a angel and demon war

[atomic haven]

or Yharon, who was just a random dragon that served Yharim for some unknown reason in the old lore

[pliant ruin]

that... was never elaborated on

ever

[wheat walrus]

is this the good ol "old lore powerscaling was cooler" argument

[pliant ruin]

and it was just

[mighty zenith]

oh yeah the angel and demon war that was brought up once and never mentioned again

[pliant ruin]

written so weirdly

[tall delta]

this is what i find funny in dragon ball

[pliant ruin]

i couldn't make any sense of it

[tall delta]

cuz like

[atomic haven]

the opposite

new lore powerscaling way better

[mighty zenith]

no im just expressing my frustration with old lore defenders

[wheat walrus]

good lol

[late moth]

i mean to complain about things not being elaborated on is the same you could say for modern lore

both dont elaborate very well and its because both were unfinished

[mighty zenith]

the only thing i can think of thats not elaborated on is the world soul

[cold owl]

Xeroc who even in the new lore is unbelievably powerful, still got a gigantic nerf from old lore

[tall delta]

gogeta ssb fought broly lss

in the earth

[atomic haven]

sure but it's not something like "heaven and hell are real, the christians got it right" as a throwaway line lmao

[tall delta]

and the fight didnt make the earth explode

[mighty zenith]

but we can still sorta piece together how it effected the world

the angel and demon war

was completely irrelevant outside of provi

[late moth]

i feel like to criticize old lore is to also criticize new lore because both are good but also have just um moments

[mighty zenith]

and even then, it was completely unnecessary for provi's lore and just made it seem really disconnected and pretty stupid

[atomic haven]

A good principle in writing is that omnipotent characters are super boring and lame and that characters with clearly defined limits are way better

[cloud ibex]

yea old lore was also perpetually mid rewrite

[late moth]

this lore is TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!
"bro its not even done"

[cloud ibex]

i have faith that, if the old dev team had the motivation and time to actually go through with its rewrite and get it all into the game, it very much could have been good

[tall delta]

and these characters can like explode galaxies or smt

[late moth]

TRUE

[mighty zenith]

it needed work, but yeah

[spring helm]

but it's so cool tho

[atomic haven]

One result of this is that characters who pretend to be omnipotent until the hero sticks a sword into their skull are super climactic as a final boss, but that a lot of writers just never ever write the sword skull scene and leave the reader perpetually cucked out of an ending

[urban hedge]

Eh, omnipotent characters can be fine but only if they're done well and usually not if they're common

[mighty zenith]

old lore was just really poorly handled, which is fair

people lose motivation

[cloud ibex]

but i also have faith that the current dev team's version of the lore very much has the potential to be good

[late moth]

new lore is good but people also just kind of forget at times they are pretty much just reading dark souls lore

[mighty zenith]

i know nothing about dark souls so i cant comment

[late moth]

much obliged

[cold owl]

The biggest problem with old lore was that it was very disconnected from the game and filler

[pliant ruin]

Fair enough i didn't think about that

[atomic haven]

I'll say that "done well" is a relatively heavy lifting phrase here.
Imo an omnipotent character only works if their agency is, ironically, limited. So an omnipotent deity bound by laws enforced by its fellow divine entities is really interesting, but an omnipotent deity who is basically the author's OC SI and everything is just a game to them is lame and boring

[pliant ruin]

But also i think provi lore was like one of the lore pieces that was the exact same ever since provi got added to the game so i get the feeling it might've been a relic from when the lore was Even Older

[cloud ibex]

it had also been repeatedly reconstructed over multiple iterations over several years

[late moth]

idk i feel like they were pretty similar people give old lore alot of flak when it was still kind of like the base foundation of calamity lore

both are fairly similar, enough to where comparing them is just kind of silly to some extent

[urban hedge]

Tbh, it almost always is. I just couldn't think of specific ways, though I know they definitely exist.
Obviously, what that means is also subjective, but that doesn't need to be said.

[atomic haven]

The main thing new lore did was fix the powerscaling and give everything a coherent story to reference

[cold owl]

New lore really just made the lore more connected and relevant

[pliant ruin]

I still stand by what i said

Old lore had

[late moth]

i liked draedon when he was simply a vague weapons master and not a snobby nerd emoji who just kind of talks at you the entire fight

[pliant ruin]

interesting concepts and ideas

but as a narrative itself it didn't feel as solid/consistent as new lore

[late moth]

for sure

[atomic haven]

true tbh
Still, let me get the cathartic jrpg scene where I get to unmake god with his own severed thumb

[cloud ibex]

honestly i feel like draedon didn't really change that much in the rewrite

[atomic haven]

he's less insanely powerful too

before, he was vaguely interstellar, now he's planetary

[late moth]

i mean like FAR back in cal lore

2018

2017

[cold owl]

He was prob one of the least changed characters of the lore

[pliant ruin]

a character which i genuinely kind of preffered the old lore iteration

is anahita

[cloud ibex]

he's still Robot Inventor Guy who really loves creating shit with really vague origins beyond "idk i kinda just woke up one day"

[pliant ruin]

i do think it's possible she'll get some more stuff in the future but

right now anahita is kind of really bland from a narrative standpoint

she's the water elemental.... and that'1s kind of it

[late moth]

i honestly cant remember if draedon was either always a robot or that just kind of came to fruition but i could have sworn he used to be a different character

[solar wharf]

she has beef with silva

[cloud ibex]

is that back when it seems like the plan was for him to be the secret mastermind behind everything

[solar wharf]

we could expand on that

[mighty zenith]

pretty much the only thing that changed about draedon is that he's no longer an alien

[urban hedge]

Can agree. Heck, her relationship with the Leviathan isn't even elaborated on beyond basically that they work together.

[mighty zenith]

which, is really just to make the lore more connected anyway

[pliant ruin]

I really liked back when she had a genuine like, friendship with the Leviathan and they were both sort of outcasts working together

[late moth]

somewhat? old cal was definitely all over the place in general

[atomic haven]

true, but he's no longer some kind of an untoucheable god, but rather a very well prepared entity who has plans within plans and would never caught dead actually talking to an organic being without being separated via sixteen proxy servers

[pliant ruin]

Again

[mighty zenith]

since draedon's planet was, again, mentioned once and never elaborated on

[pliant ruin]

there's a good chance it'll be expanded on

but right now it really does seem like anahita and levi got the short end of the stick

[cold owl]

Less detailed version of Yharim and Yharon

[tall delta]

draedonium planet

the place with draedon bars

[cloud ibex]

i know that pre rewrite it was never really confirmed whether he was a robot or a cyborg because mrrp and the other writers didn't really think the distinction was relevant

[pliant ruin]

firm believer of draedon being his own creator

amen

[mighty zenith]

🙏

[cold owl]

Find it funny how Draedon doesn't consider that

[pliant ruin]

he rejected the flesh for the machine

[atomic haven]

I think he's expressly a robot in new lore right?
And it's deliberately left unclear if he's a botched mind transfer or a creation of someone else

[cloud ibex]

whether there were some clumps of organic brain matter buried deep within his main supercomputer or not didn't really change his character

[pliant ruin]

I'm a strong believer of the formere

former

[atomic haven]

but same, the idea that Draedon is his creator's mind without any of his memories is really good

[solar wharf]

why does all elementals attack us on sight anyway

[atomic haven]

we smell of divinity

[cloud ibex]

i'm just now starting to notice how much i say "really" fuck

[pliant ruin]

rahhh expand domain rahhh

[late moth]

yeyeyeye

thats what confused me alot

[cloud ibex]

this is just like me with the word "just" again

shit

[solar wharf]

is that why silva wouldnt attack us? because we are already part of her domain

?

[pliant ruin]

Elementals r kind of in a weird spot honestly

They're like

[late moth]

the idea of draedon not being a robot sounds far more interesting i must say

[pliant ruin]

one of the ''big concepts" that need to be expanded on the most i think

[mighty zenith]

not as bad as me with "like"

[atomic haven]

silva doesn't have a body, she's dead (but the goddess of life can't really die)

[mighty zenith]

i sound like a fucking valley girl

[pliant ruin]

Both the elementals individually as characters and the concept of elementals itself

[solar wharf]

i know shes dead

im saying from what we know about her

[cold owl]

Elementals are currently just beings who manifested and started conquering territory

[solar wharf]

she doesnt seem aggressive to humans

maybe thats because LIFE is her domain

[spring helm]

when is silva going to be added to the Heart of the Elements

[atomic haven]

she's basically just a coherent cloud of divine elemental energy infusing the Abyss, once it is entirely converted she will probably be reembodied

[cold owl]

She left the club

[pliant ruin]

unfortunately braelor's mom is not going to be part of the heart elements

[cold owl]

She was to cool for them when she became a Goddess

[pliant ruin]

instead she's gonna be part of the jar of ants item

[mighty zenith]

when is heart of the elements getting removed

[spring helm]

i mean

[atomic haven]

I do wonder if Silva being thrown into the abyss was an experiment to see how far a god's influence could really go, if it could turn the most hostile place in the world into a lush paradise too

[spring helm]

she's still an elemental

she's just, also a god

[atomic haven]

that too

[spring helm]

):

[cold owl]

Goddess, dryad, elemental

She cannot stay one thing

[atomic haven]

IIRC elementals' bodies are also projections of their element, and killing one obviously doesn't kill the actual element

hence she can't really be killed unless you destroy the idea of life itself

[cloud ibex]

silva in HotE (all she does is schlorp onto the ground as a pile of corpse flesh and literally nothing else)

[late moth]

me wondering why the elementals and other shit all have to have a giant fucking rack for no reason

[spring helm]

btw i tried writing lore on the biome blade and ended up making a fanfic of Braelor and Yharim's fight
you guys wanna see?

[late moth]

minus earth elemental

[pliant ruin]

hey

leave them alone

[spring helm]

new pet

[pliant ruin]

its ok for girls to have boobs sometimes

[cold owl]

Cuz people horny

[cloud ibex]

god i wish brimmy had an actual design

[late moth]

no doubt i just think calamity overdoes hornybait

[solar wharf]

is the heart of the elements even canon?

[spring helm]

elements can have boobs

as a treat

[late moth]

[spring helm]

is there even hornybait outside of them?

[cold owl]

Fanfic got me scared until I read the rest

[late moth]

yes/used to be

[atomic haven]

it's just a law of nature, elementals are female

[pliant ruin]

i like boobs theyre funny

[spring helm]

be scared

[pliant ruin]

haha boobs

[spring helm]

idk why just be scared

[atomic haven]

actually maybe that's why the earth elemental failed

[cloud ibex]

i would continue this i just have no idea where to continue and also don't really feel like shading the rock throne thing

[late moth]

just dont understand what place sexual content has in a primarily minors based community (especially without any kind of warning or notice that it does contain said content to begin with)

[pliant ruin]

oh ya btw random unrelated tangent

[atomic haven]

Bruh

[pliant ruin]

i ate a cake and it had a strawberry on it

[solar wharf]

why not.

[pliant ruin]

yaaaaay

[spring helm]

minors???

who?

[solar wharf]

who does not like them titties

[atomic haven]

in cracko's imagination

[late moth]

because minors???

[spring helm]

oh my bad i read it wrong

[cloud ibex]

people under the age of 18

[cold owl]

Teenagers

[late moth]

its not out there to say that terraria is a minor based community

[solar wharf]

what, they dont have nipples cracko?

[spring helm]

i thought you said sexualizing minors

[atomic haven]

You pretend like they just have exposed breasts

[solar wharf]

^^^

kids already

[pliant ruin]

i mean thats too far i think

[solar wharf]

see that shit

[pliant ruin]

i wouldn't say that it's

[solar wharf]

in public

just covered

[pliant ruin]

indecent enough to the point

[solar wharf]

the same is from brimstone elemental

[late moth]

dawg im saying its weird

[pliant ruin]

that it's actually problematic lol

it's barbie doll anatomy

[spring helm]

(not like teenagers going through puberty aren't horny af)

[late moth]

also one at a time dogpiling does not help

[cold owl]

We went from talking about old lore to boobs

[atomic haven]

how is it weird

[solar wharf]

i agree with cracko here because im muslim, im used for women to be completely covered, but in the west, you guys literally do the exact same, she doesnt have nipples my man

[atomic haven]

Here they are

[spring helm]

i just wanted to know if silva was getting added to the HotE 😭

[sand ocean]

Don't say that

[atomic haven]

the only one that's even vaguely risque is the brimstone elemental

[pliant ruin]

to be honest

[crimson finch]

Isn’t Silba an elemental

[solar wharf]

my bad

[late moth]

sexual content in a minor based community video game is weird thats my opinion and if you somehow cannot wrap your head or even try to understand it then dont bother

[crimson finch]

WHAT

[pliant ruin]

are these even like

too sexualized

being real here

like

[spring helm]

uh oh

[pliant ruin]

besides brimmy debatably

[atomic haven]

maybe the problem lies within

[pliant ruin]

cloud elemental has armor

the other ones barely have anything

like

[late moth]

lets also not forget about cirrus' old dialog texts

[crimson finch]

Cloud has the best design

[pliant ruin]

is this really sexualization

[atomic haven]

they also don't have skin

[crimson finch]

The armor is so cool

[graceful otter]

wait till people realise what dryad, a vanilla npc, sprite is

[pliant ruin]

i agree with this tho

[cloud ibex]

i'd say brimmy is the only real problem

[pliant ruin]

cirrus dialogue is dumb

[late moth]

mk youre clearly on the warpath

[pliant ruin]

but like

[solar wharf]

who the fuck is cirrus

[pliant ruin]

other than arguably brimmy

[solar wharf]

is that the drunk princess

[pliant ruin]

they're fine lol

[sand ocean]

same

[spring helm]

drunk princess

[atomic haven]

don't attack me over your dogshit takes :kekw:

[solar wharf]

what was her old dialogue?

[spring helm]

the other elements have clothes but brimmy doesnt for some reason

[late moth]

we love unwarranted aggression

anyhoo

[crimson finch]

Doesn’t Cirrus lust over the Stylist?

[spring helm]

i guess it's just too hot in the underworld

[solar wharf]

LMAO

spit ur shit popcorn

SPIT UR SHIT

[cloud ibex]

if she at least had something about her design beyond her being a (albeit featureless) woman i'd be more fine with her being naked

[atomic haven]

you're the one who randomly brought up minors in the lore chat

[solar wharf]

OUTHERE

WITH THE REAL ARGUMENTS

NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT

[graceful otter]

plumg

[crimson finch]

WHAT????

[spring helm]

okay it's time to put this convo to a close

[solar wharf]

"ITS TOO HOT" 🗣️ 🔥

[late moth]

youre literally just trying to paint it as if im weird as youre clearly upset so come back when you feel okay enough to have a civilized conversation

[crimson finch]

Yes please

[cloud ibex]

anahita isn't exactly covered either but she's a funky mermaid thing creature

[pliant ruin]

yeah i think the convo is going from Civilized Discussion to Killing Eachother too fast

we should stop

[late moth]

^

[spring helm]

💥 💥 💥 CONVERSATION ENDING BLAST💥 💥 💥

[solar wharf]

ok guys

@late moth @atomic haven @spring helm i love you all

[sand ocean]

Don't be aggressive for no reason

[atomic haven]

okay yeah let's let the chat log speak for itself lol

[mighty zenith]

[late moth]

mk bud

[spring helm]

can i send my calamity fic here or is that a no no

[pliant ruin]

desert scourge eats cacti

[graceful otter]

technically none of the elementals are covered, its just their element but slightly different looking

[pliant ruin]

isn't that cool

cactus eating worm!

[spring helm]

ouch

[atomic haven]

desert scourge is super cool in general

[solar wharf]

popcorn you still warned?

ye you are

[crimson finch]

Desert Scourge is my favorite Elemental

[solar wharf]

what did u do again?

[cloud ibex]

cloud ig i could see being arguably a bit too much but as others have said she has the valkyrie esque armor

[sand ocean]

Fiction?

As long as it's appropriate

[atomic haven]

wouldn't general media be more appropriate as a channel

[pliant ruin]

I still kind of want to make that

slice of life post-yharim calamity fanfiction

but alas

[solar wharf]

fanfic about lore should be allowed here tho

[pliant ruin]

i got no motivation

[solar wharf]

it makes sense

[late moth]

idk what i said wouldve worked better if it was said in earlier versions of calamity, i guess my main thing is that there are ways to depict a female besides comically large bahoongas, leviathan and earth elemental are a great example of this

[cloud ibex]

i mean

[crimson finch]

Fan fiction of slime god beating Yharim with a baseball bat and 12 paladins

[cloud ibex]

levi isn't an elemental

[pliant ruin]

well

leviathan and earth elemental r

like

[graceful otter]

earth elemental does not have a gender

[pliant ruin]

Beasts

not

like

people

[cloud ibex]

really it doesn't even matter that she's female she's an animal

[pliant ruin]

and i mean. women do tend to generally speaking Have Breasts so

i think

[crimson finch]

Why is there two sand elementals

[late moth]

iirc fabsol confirmed it to be female but idk i heard it from yuh so it could have been a joke

[atomic haven]

one is rare and one is not

[solar wharf]

if brimmy can have that, why cant my boy braelor have BIG muscles huh?

[pliant ruin]

most of them r fine cuz its not like they're

exaggerating then

but

brimmy is a problem i think

but the others r fine

[cloud ibex]

you wouldn't even be able to tell if you didn't read i don't actually know if it's stated that she is but wherever that would be

[crimson finch]

The redesign

[cloud ibex]

earth elemental is a robot

[crimson finch]

Is so cool

[pliant ruin]

i mean he seems like he's a pretty big guy already

he's probably pretty muscular

[solar wharf]

ye but he isnt showing them :(((

[cloud ibex]

(it is therefore the most based elemental by default but that's besides the point

[late moth]

noted

[crimson finch]

Oh wait the redesign doesn’t cover her top

[atomic haven]

also wait what lines got removed from cirrus?

Is she no longer a lesbian or what

[late moth]

you dont know?

[pliant ruin]

robots are so cool

i wish they were real

[pliant ruin]

is she no longer a WHAT

[cloud ibex]

me too...

[pliant ruin]

JUMPSCARE

[atomic haven]

Didn't she used to be super gay for the stylist

[mighty zenith]

cirrus is bi i think

[late moth]

my friend there were lines implying intercourse between like three different npcs including permafrost

[pliant ruin]

lbi???

[spring helm]

isnt she still super gay

[pliant ruin]

lobion

lrion

lesbna

jno

klesbio

???

[mighty zenith]

they just toned down her horny lines

[pliant ruin]

lesion

[late moth]

thats kind of what urged me to say that to begin with

[pliant ruin]

lomklir

lesbui

lesbo??

gj

[ln

lesbnhba

[graceful otter]

GIRLS

[mighty zenith]

OMG

[pliant ruin]

GIRLS

[graceful otter]

!!!!

[late moth]

its just weird that was ever there to begin with yk

[mighty zenith]

NOOB

HI

[sand ocean]

@pliant ruin Don't fragment like that

[mighty zenith]

missed u,,

[graceful otter]

a-

[spring helm]

cheese getting too silly

[pliant ruin]

sorry Add

[atomic haven]

dont blame her

[pliant ruin]

i'm normal

[cold owl]

Imagine it's a virus

[atomic haven]

my fault tbh

[spring helm]

lmao

[graceful otter]

i am also very normal about women, thank you for noticing

[graceful otter]

GIRLS!!!!

[crimson finch]

She’s a lebanon

Lebanese?

Uhhh

Forgot the word mb

[mighty zenith]

lebron

[crimson finch]

Yeah that’s it

[spring helm]

damn i just read her post-leviathan quote

savage

[pliant ruin]

QWHY

[spring helm]

uh oh

[cold owl]

@spring helm U said this all started by making lore for the biome blade? damn

[crimson finch]

How’d I forget my best friend is a lebron

[pliant ruin]

DID YOU WORD IT LIKE THAT

[mighty zenith]

mods can we kill popcorn with hammers

[solar wharf]

GRAAAAAAAAH

I LOVE YOU POPCORN

[atomic haven]

it's fake I edited it lmao

[pliant ruin]

WOMEN???

[mighty zenith]

oh

[crimson finch]

OH

[cloud ibex]

☹️

[graceful otter]

with his h u h

[solar wharf]

i still love you popcorn

[mighty zenith]

mods can we kill JR with hammers

[crimson finch]

[graceful otter]

its popcorns fanfic

[crimson finch]

GET THE SLEDGE HAMMERS

[graceful otter]

kill them

[cloud ibex]

permission ignored, i'm doing it anyway

[spring helm]

you got me reading my own writing lmao

[atomic haven]

You want me, an innocent enby twink, obliterated

[mighty zenith]

yes

[pliant ruin]

a innocent enby

what

[solar wharf]

whats an enby

im confused

[atomic haven]

nonbinary

[mighty zenith]

non binary

[pliant ruin]

non binary p much

ya

[solar wharf]

oh

[graceful otter]

non binary person

[cloud ibex]

n b

[pliant ruin]

but anyways

[crimson finch]

Oh that’s what enby means?

[pliant ruin]

as i was saying

[cloud ibex]

notabene, if you will

[pliant ruin]

a innocent enby

what

[mighty zenith]

nah its actually short for nba

[crimson finch]

Ohhhh

[mighty zenith]

(lebrone)

[solar wharf]

enby cant be innocent?

[crimson finch]

Lebronians

[solar wharf]

WHY

[atomic haven]

twink is a word like "dude", we've claimed it and are not giving it back

[mighty zenith]

who is the "we" in this situation

[buoyant inlet]

Hello lore droplets

[cloud ibex]

the bronze jade

[buoyant inlet]

What does lore chat think of

[crimson finch]

Say twink without t 😉

[buoyant inlet]

Mmm

[graceful otter]

bad time to join throu

[cloud ibex]

i do not think

[solar wharf]

what, who claimed twink

[pliant ruin]

you shouldn't have said that word around me.

[solar wharf]

im way too confused

im lost here

[solar wharf]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spring helm]

oh hey im back

[buoyant inlet]

Crawlers

[mighty zenith]

who claimed him

[crimson finch]

Devourer of Pickles

Pixels

[solar wharf]

oh thankfuck

[buoyant inlet]

What do you think of gem crawlers

[solar wharf]

cant live without popcorn

[graceful otter]

peach did

[mighty zenith]

plumg

[cloud ibex]

i eat precious gemstones

[crimson finch]

Gem crawlers are cool

[cloud ibex]

i am banned from fifteen different jewelry store chains

[graceful otter]

how do gems grow on a creature

[crimson finch]

I want to turn them into a drink and chug a gallon of it

[pliant ruin]

Gem Crawlers are Creatures

they sure are

they're supposedly related to the sunken sea guys

[buoyant inlet]

It was a stupid question there's not much lore about them

What about

[pliant ruin]

which i assume will be developed on sunken sea rework

[crimson finch]

Prism Backs?

I see it

[buoyant inlet]

Planetoid structures

[spring helm]

@atomic haven you got me timed out lol

[crimson finch]

[atomic haven]

sunken sea rework? Will the sunken sea finally conform to the desert's shape?

[pliant ruin]

anyways when i die i want my grave to have a very small, hard-to-see text under the big one

[atomic haven]

my power,

[crimson finch]

I like the sword shrine ones

[pliant ruin]

it'll say a certain phrase

mostly to do with the devourer of gods and twinks

[buoyant inlet]

Who do you think built those

[solar wharf]

so true

[crimson finch]

Me

[buoyant inlet]

Sky civilization?

[graceful otter]

i wish they had different coloured grass to show theyre from a different time period

[spring helm]

the link got deleted so i will send it again
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pUwwYmdOPlmwobTI_lgqanvVvyTfXKwAqGSAb7NoSEI/edit?usp=sharing

[atomic haven]

draedon built the lab, I think the planetoids are just captured rocks in low orbit

[pliant ruin]

hey what's up with sunskaters

why are there space fire fish just hanging out

[mighty zenith]

why not

[crimson finch]

They sure do skate on the sun

[cloud ibex]

what's the deal with airplane food

[graceful otter]

he meant planetoids with sword shrines

[crimson finch]

Airline food

[graceful otter]

since someone mentioned those

[mighty zenith]

what do you have against fish chilling in space

[atomic haven]

Got warned for the edited fanfic image 😔

[pliant ruin]

i mean i don't have anything against it

actually

i support it

[mighty zenith]

good

[crimson finch]

HAH

[pliant ruin]

i'm just wondering like

[atomic haven]

I'm sorry mods I could not resist

[pliant ruin]

how they get there

[graceful otter]

deserved

[pliant ruin]

like

[mighty zenith]

the warn role aint enough i want him dead

[pliant ruin]

are they related to primordial light or something

[spring helm]

LMAO

[atomic haven]

does it go away or am I on thin ice forever now?

[cloud ibex]

one month

[spring helm]

1 monh

[mighty zenith]

ye

[buoyant inlet]

I actually think they will have no grass at all. Old grass will die out and new one wont be able to spread because planetoi are above the clouds and wind I imagine

[atomic haven]

👍

[cold owl]

A little detail, at CLANG CLANG SLICE

“Grgh!” And just like that, Yharim had landed first blood. While Braelor could match Yharim’s strength, the Godseeker had decades of experience in fighting over him. Not to mention the ability of Yharim’s armour and sword to “reject” the unworthy meant that the slightest mistake in timing could end the fight right then and there.

you say fight twice

[spring helm]

damn
guess i need a proofreader

[crimson finch]

Or a ploofreader

[cold owl]

no in that exact quote but close

[atomic haven]

I'll be your proofreader, you might need a second one tho

actually no that's a bad idea

[cold owl]

It's actually pretty good tho damn

[crimson finch]

If calamity had va or a movie, I want Gianni Matragrano as either Noxus, Signus, or DoG

[spring helm]

😳

[cloud ibex]

draedon

he's already done some voicework

[crimson finch]

Oh yeahhhh

Draedon is a good idea

[atomic haven]

He has that goblin voice that would really fit the dog

[crimson finch]

DoG isn’t a goblin

He do he goblin those gods tho

[atomic haven]

the voice has goblin like qualities

[cloud ibex]

he has already literally voiced draedon

[crimson finch]

I’m thinking about the “REJECT CHRIST” meme he made with the flaming alligator

[cloud ibex]

[atomic haven]

probably just weird fish tbh

[mighty zenith]

i want signus to be voiced by luke sizemore (snatcher)

mostly because it'd be really funny

[graceful otter]

just say like idk cloud elemental is keeping planetoids alive

[atomic haven]

okay but who voices Yharim

[mighty zenith]

jack black

[graceful otter]

we should do calamity voice acted

[atomic haven]

perfect

[spring helm]

turn calamity into an audiobook

[graceful otter]

im doing scal because i too am a short, british mage

[mighty zenith]

dibs on draedon

[crimson finch]

This for DoG or some other distortion guy
https://youtube.com/shorts/NUy9er_mXsA?si=GRpgc2GradXwWkYD

[pliant ruin]

calamitas akemi homura voice actor

don't @ me

i'm right

[mighty zenith]

@pliant ruin

haii

[spring helm]

i like to think DoG has a whiny high-pitched voice

[pliant ruin]

i imagine DoG having a jerk voice

[atomic haven]

his voice should crack

[crimson finch]

Calamitas as the VA for the Brutal Stained calamity

[pliant ruin]

that's the only way i can describe it

voice of a jerk

[pliant ruin]

haiiiiiiii

: 3

[cloud ibex]

DoG voiced by muscle man

[pliant ruin]

See i think the voice actress there is very talented and did a wonderful job

however

I also think it dosen't fit with the current iteration of calamitas too well on my head

she's too like

[mighty zenith]

i want DoG to have like really otherworldly effects on his voice with muscleman's voice

[pliant ruin]

evil sounding

[atomic haven]

calamitas seems like she would have a mad smoker voice

[crimson finch]

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SHALL FEAST ON YOUR ESSENCE REGARDLESS?

MY MOM

[pliant ruin]

akemi homura voice

i am COrrect

[mighty zenith]

i still havent binged regular show

[crimson finch]

Calamitas voiced by miku

[mighty zenith]

i should get on that soon

[rotund shore]

watch it regular show is peak

[pliant ruin]

silva is actually miku

[mighty zenith]

i know parts of it from years ago but i completely missed out on the later seasons

[rotund shore]

hatsilva miku!?

[graceful otter]

whos doing perma

[crimson finch]

Tom Kenny

Ice King

[mighty zenith]

tom kenny with the patchy the pirate voice

[crimson finch]

Specifically Simon

[atomic haven]

amidusas

or whatever his name is

[pliant ruin]

my favorite part of regular show is the one where they have to bring back muscle man's memories so they just make him do a my mom joke

[graceful otter]

amidias

[crimson finch]

Amidas is obviously Omni Man

[pliant ruin]

what

how

[graceful otter]

do you know who else has dementia

[mighty zenith]

actually

[crimson finch]

Hey skips

[cold owl]

@spring helm So in your fanfic, the Devourer of Gods swallows Statis and Braelor which brings them to the distortion

[mighty zenith]

j.k.simmons yharim

[spring helm]

you know who else is c equals 8?

[crimson finch]

You know who else suffers from dementia

[spring helm]

yeah

[pliant ruin]

Well, yes.

That would have to be my mom.

WOOOO LOSERS

CLASS IS DISMISSED

[crimson finch]

C=8

[cold owl]

Also, idk if it was mentioned, but what is the surroundings, I presume forest?

[pliant ruin]

i love that scene lol

[atomic haven]

NOOOOOOOOO

[graceful otter]

do you know who else has dementia

[pliant ruin]

do you know who else has dementia

[spring helm]

yeah it was a forest in my head as i wrote it but i didnt think it was important enough to mention

[mighty zenith]

do you know who else has dementia

[cold owl]

Ya, always made it a headcanon that it took place in forest

[crimson finch]

When I think of the fight, I think they fought in the Underworld. Just my thoughts personally

[pliant ruin]

do you know who else has dementia

[atomic haven]

https://tenor.com/view/everywhere-at-the-end-of-time-its-just-a-burning-memory-backrooms-the-caretaker-trollge-gif-24774320

[crimson finch]

You know who else suffers from Dementia?

[pliant ruin]

i think it'd be funny if they fought in the jungle as a reference to old lore

[crimson finch]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[atomic haven]

embed failure 😔

[pliant ruin]

like yeah yharim isn't the jungle guy anymore but atleast he almost died there that one time lol

that's ironic actually

it's funny

[cold owl]

I like forest more since Statis can use trees and bushes to sneak up on Yharim more effectively

[crimson finch]

The buildings

[spring helm]

no more embeds for you

warned role

[crimson finch]

Raghhhhh

[atomic haven]

we're all brothers and sisters in binds now, horse thief

[pliant ruin]

i am a good girl and i've never been warned 😌

[crimson finch]

I want a sime gd plush

Me too

[pliant ruin]

well maybe i got warned like 5 years ago

idk

[crimson finch]

I’m a good little lickilad

[pliant ruin]

i wouldnt remember

[spring helm]

i was already warned

[cloud ibex]

i have gotten yelled at for being stupid, like, twice

[cold owl]

Until revealed which prob won't, it doesn't really matter where

[cloud ibex]

no actual warns though

[graceful otter]

if ur a good girl because uve never been warned

does that make me a bad girl

[pliant ruin]

yes

[cloud ibex]

yes

[crimson finch]

NO THE BEN SHAPEITO

[atomic haven]

oh naw

[crimson finch]

I WAS JUST THINKING ABIUT TJAT BIDEO

NOOO

[atomic haven]

okay lets say hypothetically

[graceful otter]

wtff

[cloud ibex]

i love his stupid goofy ass face it's so funny

[graceful otter]

i should ask my gf to do thato to me

[crimson finch]

I saw that

[mighty zenith]

[pliant ruin]

you should it's very pleasant

[crimson finch]

I wish I screenshat that

[pliant ruin]

makes me go : D

[mighty zenith]

screenWHAT

[crimson finch]

screenshut

[pliant ruin]

screenSHARK

[mighty zenith]

@ cit

[crimson finch]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-gif-7153889694115429511

[graceful otter]

it is and i dont get that treatement enough

[pliant ruin]

ITS JUMPING OUT OF THJE SCREEN!!! WTCH OUT!!

[graceful otter]

now would be a bad time to ask tho

[sand ocean]

YOU'RE SO STUPID.

[pliant ruin]

that's so mean :(

why would you say that

[cold owl]

make that 3

[sand ocean]

he's gotten yelled at for being stupid, like, thrice

[mighty zenith]

damn'

[crimson finch]

signnnss offff self dissapointmenttt are infiltraaatingggg

[spring helm]

my discord members are ALL MORONS

[mighty zenith]

i am NOT a MORON

[sand ocean]

also that fanfic went kinda hard

[spring helm]

thank you

[pliant ruin]

i'm not a moron :(

i'm a dumbass :(

[graceful otter]

i should prob finish the prologue to my fanfic

[pliant ruin]

there's a difference :(

[graceful otter]

💥

[spring helm]

i didnt know what weapon to give statis so i made him a pair of daggers that ignored any defenses

so that he would be a threat

[cold owl]

Always wanted an actual Statis, Braelor vs Yharim fight

[graceful otter]

i should prob also finish out the ideas for my critter contest submission

💥

i should prob also also finish-

💥 💥 💥

[pliant ruin]

you should finish

drinking water

@graceful otter go dink watr

important

hydrate urself

[graceful otter]

nu

u cant tell me wat to do

[pliant ruin]

ermm

i can i'm the queen of the grasslands

[graceful otter]

good thing theres no grass in britain

[crimson finch]

Dink watr

[atomic haven]

oh no the town is going to flood unless someone drinks all the water

[crimson finch]

My favorite thing

Me

I’ll dink the watr

[graceful otter]

good thing theres no good towns in britain

[lean crag]

Did you see my submission…

[crimson finch]

Britain is going to flood in 2050

[spring helm]

im the king of neverending rain and no sunshine so you have to listen to what i say

[atomic haven]

the workers at the hydroelectric dam when they realize the lake is empty because I drinked it all 😮

[crimson finch]

I will save Britain

[graceful otter]

yes it was very tasty when i sliced it in half

[cold owl]

NOOO

[lean crag]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

😭

[small citrus]

Omg

You killed it

[cloud ibex]

man that's F*CKED up. that's F*CKED up dude.

[graceful otter]

YOURE LITERALLY THE ONE WHO COMPARED IT TO A WATERMELON FIRST I DUN WANNA HEAR ANY COMPLAINING

[spring helm]

what a stained, brutal calamity

[small citrus]

That was calamitous

[lean crag]

to be fair I was so hungry while drawing them

I named the alt skins after fruits

[spring helm]

how hungry...

[lean crag]

I wanted to eat them so much

[graceful otter]

YOU NAMED THE DIFFERENT VARIANTS AFTER FRUITS

[spring helm]

🐴

[lean crag]

:D

[graceful otter]

AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO COME AT ME FOR MAKING A JOKE OUT OF THAT

[spring helm]

lol

lmao

[lean crag]

THERE WAS ONE TOO MANY DROPLETS OF BLOOD(JUICE) THERE

[spring helm]

you cut yharim in half and he's cake

[wet ravine]

yharim cake

[rotund shore]

So you're saying yharim is caked up?

i'll see myself out

[mighty zenith]

kill this creature

[cold owl]

Real or Cake Yharim edition

[urban hedge]

||Elden Ring First Flame looking head||

[crimson finch]

Please do

[sand ocean]

Don't say that

Everyone else ignore that and move on

[cloud ibex]

what is elden ring

[rotund shore]

Yeah fair enough sorry

[drifting canyon]

i think it is a book

[sand ocean]

xbox live

[crimson finch]

They should make Calamity god real for the funny

But only the good ones

I don’t want Providence

She’s stinky

[cloud ibex]

Calamity GOD.........

[crimson finch]

Yeah there’s only one

[cloud ibex]

does he know?

[mighty zenith]

GOD more like

DoG backwards

[crimson finch]

Gevourer of Dods

sdoG fO reruoveD

[wet ravine]

SFR

[graceful otter]

i havent mentioned this anywhere but i want my cal fanfics main theme to be about "who chooses whats right and wrong"

[pliant ruin]

i do

put that at the end of ur fanfic

plz

[graceful otter]

whar

[pliant ruin]

the moral conclusion of ur fanfic should be that 🍓🧀 decides whats right and whats wrong

[crimson finch]

Im fighting the war on drugs on the side of the drugs

Why do people want to ban medicine

People would die more without it than with it

[urban hedge]

🍓 🧀 doesn't, 🍓 🧀 🍰 does tho

[graceful otter]

nah

im unsure on how to conclude my story which is

a bit of a problem

[cold owl]

I'm actually going crazy, every time I look at your pfp I see peppa pig for a couple seconds, I think I'm cooked

[spring helm]

mine's more slice of life with a focus of exploring the worldbuilding of Calamity

[cold owl]

Doesn't even look like peppa pig

[spring helm]

so like each chapter has the main character explore and document new biomes and creatures

[cold owl]

sick

[graceful otter]

i also want to make another cal fanfic, or cal inspired story, which main theme will be

uhh

how do i say this

"why do we keep looking back at the past" ig

[crimson finch]

When I see cal I think of Calamitas instead of Calamity so I get a bit worried

[spring helm]

supreme witch calories

[crimson finch]

No

Do not

[rotund shore]

Supreme witch calamity mod for terraria

[crimson finch]

Clamamatyu

[graceful otter]

its actually quite obvious wat its based on if u think hard enough at this

i mean

its not THAT obvious

but with just one piece of context it is

[cloud ibex]

why must the past be ever eternal

or whatever i forget the exact wording

[spring helm]

one problem im facing is that im good at writing individual scenes, but terrible at stringing them together into a cohesive narrative

I've got this idea for Calamitas that's just stuck on the backburner because i haven't set up everything else yet

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my favourite rock

[crimson finch]

Okay the words here are getting too complex bye guys

[graceful otter]

huh

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wait is it not the rock tbat xeroc gives you

[lean crag]

But with just

Just

Just

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Slice of Life fanfiction focused on Calamitas's terrible living skills

call that

[graceful otter]

_ _

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Calamitas's Calamituous Life

[graceful otter]

oh no

[lean crag]

ONE PIECE

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Bocchi the Rock type stuff but it's Calamitas instead

[graceful otter]

it is

certainly related to it

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well you've go tme hooked

[graceful otter]

wat about the past would one desperately look back upon

[spring helm]

Calamitas' Calamitous Class (CCC)
A new show on Nickelodeon featuring the Supereme Witch going through high school!

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oh my god

i'd watch that.

[lean crag]

That gave me whiplash

But that would be funny yes

[graceful otter]

ccc?!

[spring helm]

fate

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the almost 30 year old witch is finally getting a proper education per permafrost's request

[spring helm]

but a little extra

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ccc....

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Ccc

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calamituous server

[cloud ibex]

countless calamitous creativities............

[rotund shore]

chat, my crack joke theory about a character that arguably doesn't exist is here
I think john wulfrum and wagstaff don't starve are the same person
first off, the damage sound easter egg with wulfrum armor works with both names, thats like 90% of the source of this shitpost
also, wagstaff can like, project himself into the constant, whose to say he couldn't find a way to do the same with terraria

ill shut up now

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game theory

YHARIM is MR BEAST???

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"Aw shucks Permafrost, these teenagers keep making fun of me for being two decades older than them! Am I ever going to be able to hang out with the cool kids?

I know! I'll show them some of my magic! That'll get them to like me!"

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no they're not you idiot why would they be

BUT THAT'S JUST A GAME THEORY!!

(video ends

[stark basalt]

Calamitas destroys a school with her gigablast

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Azafure part 2

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I like this one