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scales nowhere
is that they can beat goku
its better than working on mcdonalds
sure, ill invite you on a server and try to survive
can i send link in dms?
am i gonna get paid for it tho
yeah right (legit)
oh and also, we aint got rules, there's barely any (server rules)
thery can't beat any other characters
they have zero traits or feats
other than beating goku
which he didnt cuz they arent the same verse
yah but am i gonna get paid for it
no he did though
his other power is being able to travel to goku at any time instantly
id stop. this is off topic
:plumg:
go to general and ill explain what youre saying is wrong
I'm good
Lore discussion on its way to start talking about pokemon or powerscaling for the 17272828817th time
oi omni
victini is so cool
gypsy danger vs optimus prime
Hello lore droplets
probable gypsy danger no diff
I remember when I was the villain of lore discussion constantly changing my profile and yapping about monster hunter
idk
Statis
Let's say statis
What do you think about his origins and story
Unrelated to what we know already
How do you think he met braelor
And what do you think onyx kinsmen was at this point
My idea is legitimately that their respective patron gods were buddies with eachother so they ended up meeting
It makes sense to me because like
Silva
Goddess of Life
Slime God
the God who upholds the duty of keeping the balance of nature
yeah, slime god wants balance, silva wants life to continue (which needs balance, to some degree)
makes sense they would, at least, have a tentative alliance
I think their Gods possibly would have some sort of alliance going on and by extension
draedon is made of wolfrum
You got cooked iirc
I disagree
it'd make sense that maybe their respective champions would meet eachother
in that case it is impossible to powerscale any different verses bc they do not have authority over each other
no lmao. you have a wrong idea of powerscaling
go to general, ill explain what powerscaling is
I think that my idea of power scaling no diffs your idea of power scaling
i'd solo farshoosh user
the condescension is running thick through the air right now
your idea of powerscaling does not have the feat of being able to compare different verses while mine does
therefore mine has more feet
which means that I win
or something
Lore discussion when there's an actual lore topic (it gets ignored)
yeah
um
trhe powerscaling nation ahs invaded and taken over
It makes sense
this truly was a calamtiy
because there are people in lore discussion who know everything about the lore
and can't tell us
so basically it's pointless
Tho do we know how much SG actually cared about onyx kinsmen
until we get more lore
Not really?
lore discuss befor the powerscalers invade again
You always can speculate
I mean fair enouf but that can be said for most gods
Except like Providence and the SS Gods
we have a pretty good idea of the relationship of those with their followers
SS Gods seemed to actually protect them and they are stated to be generally benevolent so
And Providence
uh
her relationship with her followers is
I mean yeah
So sad rune of kos is getting renamed
I can't make jokes about kos meaning kill ourselves anymore
one was made in spoiler talk i think yesterday
Another topic idea about statis
you could go back and read it and laugh
How strong do you think he is?
probably could hold his own against a ninja turtle maybe
Yharim only mentions how himself, braelor, cal and Terraria are mighty enough after we kill provi
But he doesn't mention statis
i imagine statis' actual strength to be around profaned guardians level to be honest
I am not sure which ninja turtle
but his skill is incredibly high
and he knows how to take advantage of his own arsenal and his opponent's weaknesses enough to be able to assist someone like braelor against yharim
also i think he has a really high charisma stat
but that's unrelated
Also I wonder why onyx kinsmen respected Signus and how he learned about the clan in the first place
i'm curious what exactly being a "being of both worlds" entails (from cosmic mine bestiary entry)
how dare you guys talk about what lore discussion is actually meant for
I'm reality check
I appear once in a blue moon and get chat back to reality
Unfortunately it's not always working
I might need to change the tactic a little
i was thinking that upon seeing the "being of both worlds" thing in the cosmic mine entry
what if by ''being of both worlds" means signus was a human or atleast of terrarian origin and somehow was turned into a distortion being
since signus' ability to open portals as it pleases implies that it fits into this category in some way
and also what if prior to turning into a weird distortion alien thing he had ties with the onyx kinsmen or even was one of them and that's why they respect him
i've no basis for this but i have now decided that signus was the founding member of the onyx kinsmen
no mentions before the deific era could just meant that history was lost or not recorded
but it could also just mean that signus wasn't around at that time
Iirc it's been implied before that during Statis + Braelor vs Yharim
Braelor was the one that was doing the most damage
and Statis more or less was acting as support
yeah
that's why i think statis lacks the raw strength that braelor has by a significant margin
So one thing we know is that he wasn't as directly powerful as Braelor
but that just menas he has to draw his battle prowess from another source
which i like to think it is, to some degree^
it isn't as if yharim has no weaknesses
that's impossible, probably(?)
all you would have to do is figure them out and hopefully have enough in your arsenal to exploit them
I can totally see Statis pissing yharim off with words alone, like a emotional attack lol
@wheat walrus yeah you like my playlist
if i had to guess ,braelor was applying a lot of pressure to give statis the opportunities to strike yharim when he couldnt hit back
What's that one DnD spell where you piss someone off with your words so bad they get weaker next turn?
Yeah
like that
I can 100% see it
Statis gives me smug bastard vibes so
dayum, @woeful karma watch there's an aot fan here
children cling to their coins or something
wisdom
angels disguised with devils faces
ra re ras ra ra re re re ras
ras tis ras tis ra re re re ras
I like to imagine that Statis is very cocky
Like a gremlin
ya me too
the most natural way i can imagine statis is with a massive smirk on his face so that works for me
sad that we wont get a statis boss fight
simply be the change you want 
idk how to program 
plumg
now steal her power before it's too late
And braelor to me is kind of like "gentle giant", tho not really giant
I imagine him a bit naive, but very determined
i imagine braelor with the sort of goody two shoes paladin personality
but can get serious when stuff gets real
like
He associates with Hercules to me
the type that would see a kid bullying another kid and go up to them and go
Tho probably because of the "a very fucking strong man" thing
Now, now, why would you say that! That's very mean, you should apologize to your friend!
I can imagine that
braelor is the dad that stepped up, statis the stepdad
tho ig that doesn't truly make sense because idk if you can have all of your parents be step parents
calamitas is raven inspired?
wdym
looks like raven, behaves like raven, an upgrade of one of her weapons says ''it has unicorn pics in it'', this is exactly raven, or atleast the teen titans go one
I mean she kind of looks like raven
but personality wise uhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah probably not
idk who raven is so idk lol
the superhero i think
Teen titans goth girl
yah
both raven and cal r like occult goth shadow wizard girls but i think thats where the similarity ends prob
Unless cal had a good mother and a demonic father too pretty much
hello my fellow lorers
Alas I am not the first to think the same
would say the same haha
''unicorn pictures''
raven likes unicrons in secret
so does calamitas cuz eternity says that in its text
where'd you get your dragon from, dragon store?
i honestly completely forgot about that
what i was actually thinking of is the meme where sans goes "where'd you get the knife you killed my brother with, the stupid store? cause you're pretty stupid" and then the second panel is frisk sobbing
the devil's rant but yharim
What if statis is almost as strong as braelor, but he pissed yharim off so much that he refused to mention him among the strongest people of the planet
Honestly I imagine statis as yoda
For some reason
Especially clone wars yoda
Silly goofy cocky man but also gremlin
it does, its literally an upgrade of an item she drops
oh let me guess
is it of fabsol
Dev items are not canon
is bro fr
None of dev items are canon
And dedicated items are not canon too
Like Patreon donors
yep, legit
i ong cant stop laughing at your pfp
Cool
is that an alien? an owl?
its a dinosaur
i dont mean to be mean, im js saying its funny
It's some of troodontids I forgot which one
But reconstructed with owl inspiration yes
bro i cant stop hahhhha
its cursed
it's a throudon
troodontids are cute and silly i wish they werent dead
oh wait, fabsol is supposed to be the drunk princess
Poor terraria jungle. First we assassinate the bee queen, then kill it's only guardian. then kill it's other only guardian. then Draedon spills his green tea on it, then Yharon sets it on fire.
jungle is the most lore related biome ever
reminds me of spider man
I mean not really i'd say the most lore important biome is like
underrated but is tortured by the writers
well if you count unreleased bioems definitely dragon aerie and distortion but out of the ones ingame i don't know actually
not even close
sunken sea or crags
not even close
definitely crags
lmao is this a joke?
read lore doc
the lihzards are there too but like
plantera, queen bee, and golem are not notable bosses to the lore
who cares about them
plaguebringer goliath does have lore relevance considering its what got draedon fired
maybe i shouldve not mentioned lore
yeah PBG is actually kind of decently important
what are you doing in the lore channel
You're so real for this
hes my fav boss
she*
I like to think the terrarian killing Plaguebringer somewhat stopped the plague in the jungle. I know it's not canon because plague monsters still spawn, but. I like to think.
plaguebringer goliath is literally just a queen bee
too masculine, cant say she
?????
???
I'd imagine it being canon
Dubious user
Because pbg is like the host for the plague
I think killing PBG might stop the plague canonically
it depends on if
the plague would continue actively spreading through like the lesser infected creatures or not
I mean it probably would but
long term
i feel like without PBG it'd stop eventually
Yeah
Like it'd still spread for a while but since you killed the biggest and most significant source of it it'll stop sooner or later
I think pbg was like the central mind for the plague
actually, its an ''it'' since non human characters dont have pronouns like humans do
I like to imagine this is what happens. I just got finished listening to the plantera concert, when the dryad bursts in and starts yelling at me about the jungle having aids.
eh, no? leviathan and anahita are both called she
Well both it and she are valid here
:plumg:
and yeah PBG is queen bee, its a queen, it is female
still a non human or similar being
It's an animal but it's also the one we know is female so
It's not hurting anyone to say she
queen bee/pbg are so obviously female
Anyways there's also follies in the jungle
anahita is a she, right, but leviathan doesnt have or need a pronoun and shouldnt, he can be male or female, thats what he can be
those are debatably kind of not really important
People still use she to normal queen bees irl
leviathan is canonically female, read the bestiary
then whoever wrote that isnt that smart
They're fucked up
i'm new here say hi users try to hide their transphobia challenge
Ok?
Lmao
whats wrong with giving an animal gender
Dragonfollies's relation to Dragons kind of make them important by association
But
even then they don't do much
There's bazillion of them
they exist and that's kind of it
Bro really said "the writer is dumb for giving an animal a gender"
were more of talking about pronouns here
thing is even fishron fills the role of "Draconic offshoots exist"
sorry cuz i didnt miss my english lessons
I'd say fishron is one of the more important vanilla bosses cuz of that
but then he uh
Follies were apparently hunted by people
still isn't
You sound like the kind of guy who'd call your cat "it"
very important
i was about to say that
that'd be cringe ngl
like
People refer to pet dogs and cats by "she" if they're a girl, you call them whatever gender the animal is
i should but since im biased, no
because of biase
Did you know that “I” is a pronoun?
I could be really mean right now but i'm not going to be really mean because i'm a innocent and pure soul
"I would never use pronouns" is one of my favorite quotes ever
I get referring to animals whose gender you don't know as "it", but in this case you'd know the gender of the animals so it'd be fair to refer to the animal as she or he
but maybe i will if i get slightly more mildly incovenienced
This guy has an invite to debate him in his fucking bio 😭
omfg i hate when ppl swarm me
you're the bigot
im going out
He's obviously some right wing loser trying to start shit on purpose
Anyways lets have wholesome lore talks
things have pronouns, womp womp
Follies
Hey can we not jump to conclusions like that, please?
how did we get here
lore topic: why is dragonfolly so cute?
yeah
dragonfolly is a Strange Bird
Yeah let’s back off now talk about weird birds now
Yian Garuga
Follies have almost no threat in the nature
i cant see something with multiple eyes cute
Even if I'm the writer I think referring to an animal as "it" doesn't make you a bigot
fucked up bird creature
Only humans are a threat to them
Dragonfolly was vomited up by Yharon
HUMANS HAVE MULTIPLE EYES, MOST ANIMALS HAVE MULTIPLE EYES
What if at some point they just overwhelmed the jungle ecosystem
hi throudon
if you mean multiple pairs of eyes then fair, but you should've said that
try not to kill or get disgusted by a spider
headcanon
its sad that you cant cook and eat bosses
dragonfollies live for a incredibly short amount of time
fucked up bird critter
Spiders are cool I like them
@strange stump wtf haiii
this would explain why they reproduce so fast while also being apex predators and don't somehow overwhelm their own ecoystem
they just die really fast
it would fit with them being incredibly hyperactive and agressive too
does plagued meat taste like metal or pus or both
dragonfollies are just like flies, but instead of bug its a big ass bird
don't eat that
I love lore
liquid mana would probably taste like sugar
I kind of had the idea of follies also being like parrots but also birds of prey
HERE'S THE APEX PREDATOR OF THE ENVIROMENT
Highly intelligent
Depends which kind since i live in australia lmao.
what the hell are follies
dragonfolly
dragonfolly
If baby follies that the adult one summons in the fight are it's children then I don't think it's the case
the most effective way to beat mothron is to wait like a month
Because then they would birth as many children as possible
Without caring about them
I mean don't they kind of do that
for some reason i always thought it was named like that cuz of a fast food chain
how is the summer like btw
Its winter rn
i heard the word ''folly'' in an add before so yeah
Its really just named that since like, it'd be folly to think its an actual dragon
Well the adult one literally summons them
But summer in aus im not a fan byeah
I imagine they're its kids
they are probably the draconic offshoots that look the most like an actual auric dragon so
well dont i look dumb as hell 
And not some random ass babies
yah and isn't like
summoning your kids to kill people for you kind of just
Yeah some draconic offshoots are the fucking fishrons
not caring about them
those don't look like dragons very much
I'd imagine it just trained them
draedon is made out of wulfrum
To hunt
But we're kind of really strong
youre ong accurate
draedon is made out of wulfrum
I do kind of hope wyrms get a redesign
They will
Their current design is a bit odd to me
Im not even gonna humor you with a response
lets debate then
Rock golem
They don't really like too natural or organic
Abyss enemies suffer from that
They just look like some rock worm thing
I think I know why the user was banned
whi
A good few do yeah
who
I kind of wish the name wulfrum wasn't put onto the weakest fucking material
since it's a rad name
but reaper sharks and wyrms uhh
farshoosh, got banned and won the appeal at getting unbanned
yeah i wish they looked different
reaper sharks having arms confuses me
it does lead to it having an absolutely metal bestiary entry tho
turn eidolon wyrms into threshers
(don't actually do that threshers are fucking bastards i hate them
eidolon wyrms are supposed to be filter feeders aren't they
so i feel like their design shouldn't be like
too ''sharp" or evoke carnivory if that makes sense
Also this guy is funny
He feels so random
I think it would be fun if wyrms, sharks and squids all were apex predators of the abyss and had rock scissors paper dynamic between each other
that's actually so funny wait
I think it's like
Shark eats wyrms, wyrms eat squids, squids eat sharks
reapers are the actual predators, squids are sort of omnivores and wyrms are filter feeders currently
that’s boring
rock paper scissors
idk i like wyrms as filter feeders
i can't see the idea of them as actual predators too much
throudon can we have a rock paper scissors thing in cosmostone
its wild how strong reaper shark really is, love this bestiary
I don't mind it
We do have animals competition rn tho
You know the one I'm talking about
can we not scope creep in lore discussion
whats cascade
you should add the cosmostore
sounds stupid
a store on a cosmostone rock in space
like
a walmart
🙏
we need more urban sprawl in the upper atmosphere
true....
Does Xeroc think they are above judgement
the way that's phrased comes off as you wanting to strike down xeroc yourself lmao
idk probably
theyre the strongest
Nah, they'd win.
how did i know you would get summoned here
quoting jjk is a homing beacon for you lmao
imagine cal but all characters r girls
nah
if you ever need me in lore discussion, quote JJK
there's a 50% chance i'll appear like toji in dagon's domain
🙏
which is why it would be awesome if he was a femboy
reddit speech bubble
or something idk
i never touch reddit i've just heard that people on the cal subreddit like drawing him like that
kills you
i actually haven't seen femboy yharim in a while
there was an era of femboy yharim iirc
it is something i dont quite understand ye
it's like 99% scal right now
maid scal rn
Imagine Golem but he fucking dances in the middle of the fight.
down bad creatures
white femboy yharim is what i remember
slime god femboy

noxus and xeroc are femboys
scal art factory
Yeah calamitas is cute but what about plaguebringer goliath
the paladins r girls tho
REAL best girl.
plumg
slime god and mad mew mew are my fav trans icons
based
REAL
Mad mew mew is great shame I don't have the switch version
mew?
ok but what about aureus (give me humanoid aureus
yeah you should die
nuuu
mad mew mew is a really ffun ffight
do the thing that the post providence dungeon boss doesn't do, and cease
Unholy ambush is the theme of "Providence sends her goons to shake you down."
minecraft
Like. Bitch I just fucking killed Cthulhu leave me alone
91 - Defeating Crabulon now starts a Goblin Invasion if one hasn't happened yet. - Done ✅
what does this mean for lore,,,
LORE
crabulon is goblin
gobliN!
the goblin god is sealed within ceabulon
but why
sacred strawberry lol
The goblins took advantage of the terrarian being busy in the mushroom biome to sneak into their town...?
alright let me cook
The goblins and crabulon had for lack of a better term a symbiotic relationship, some goblins would protect crabulon (you killed it during those goblins lunch break), and crabulon would let the goblins eat the mushrooms for food, now that we killed crabulon, they're raiding you for another food source
To make goblins not annoying to get
fair
so many people are allergic to farming goblin scouts for some reason
why did I make this it makes no sense
As a wise man once said. Goblins are real.
goblin d
As I wise man once said. this is truly a calamity
At one point in draetalk draedon uses the word calamity, and it caused me to zone out for a good 10 seconds
roll credits
By the way goblins can turn trees into gold.\
I really love how the calamity lore respects a lot of tiny niche mechanics in vanilla, like Draedon mentioning that he needs to develop a way to teleport wirelessly to establish transit to the moon (since vanilla teleporters have to be wired)
anyone know what wulfrum lore is
IIRC the wulfrum robots were (mostly ineffective) attempts to foment resistance against Yharim's crusade
shitty little robots meant to annoy and disrupt yharim's troops
ya this basically
who built them?
ah
john wulfrum real
tbf theres nothing that says john wulfrum isnt real, and technically hes referenced ingame
Also a don't starve reference which is funny
although I'm pretty sure it plays Wilsons hurt sound and not Wagstaff's which is odd
is this .gg
yes that is calamity wiki
tbh I headcanon john wulfrum as real, hes probably dead by now but whatever
wait holy shit is john wulfrum just wagstaff don't starve
he obviously created draedon
goblin tinkerer and crabulon are both blue
and part white
so
the goblins originally evolved from crabs
crabulon is blue because of the mushrooms infecting and piloting it
uh nuh uh
that means the goblins actually originated from mushrooms
goblin tinkerer had the same fate as crabulon fr
thats why we find him in the underground
if everything evolves into crabs
and crabs evolve into goblins
does everything evolve into goblins?
ultimate life form goblin tinkerer
Goblins evolved from mushrooms not crabs
im currently trying to imagine an interaction between these two
something something
inherently apathethic vs grown into apathy
something something
Yeah pretty much
draedon would just scoop flowey up without saying a word to see what makes him tick
Alot of "imagine an interaction between these two" things are of characters who are polar opposites, so having these two who have the whole being soulless thing in common in very different ways would be funny
reminder of the masterpiece that was made yesterday
lorers
you couldn't live with your failures
Hola
#lore-discussion more like #lore_group_chat
the family whatsapp
If xxxxxx had WhatsApp

Someone should remake the "if lore discussion had whatsapp" meme from a year ago
am i a lore creature?
ig
idk if that's good or bad
Who would be the one receiving the messages though
stip
Lol
all the messages are "I NEED LORE STIP" except for me showing off a picture of my dog, you powerscaling and erm talking about
idk rats or something
Am I active enough on here to be in the meme
You're one of the lore neighhbours
you're not quite part of the family but you still come by from time to time
I'm that uncle that nobody invited and probably isn't actually related to anybody, but is here anyways
but like, a cool uncle for sure
sources indicate
all lore discussoners are cool
except yharim supporters
no one like those
unless you support his writing
fuck those guys
then thats fine
orios is the only yhar fan i tolerate because he's cool like that
yharim is pretty objectively a bad person
orios #1 yharim fan who isnt a dumbass
the basic morals are objective yeah
after that, it becomes semi-subjective
kinda depends on the situation
like mass genocide is undoubtly bad, but theft because of starvation?
some people believe thats bad
some people believe it isnt
Yharim may have had a controversial social view, but the economic program is more important
DAMN!!!!
without Yharim who will force the goblin to pay taxes?
tax collector
like he did with Dryad?
the tax collector forces everyone to pay taxes
and then we tax him
the problem is that you can pay the Tax Collector with anything not necessarily with money
still taxes
dont see the issue, if it matches the value
just sell it lol.
u might even profit more
keep yourself safe at night jacob bryson
im not even jacon bryson neither do i even know who that mf is
but im scared shitless
Reign of yharim lore, leader of the wulfrum rebellion
Coming back, Yharim may have committed two or three crimes against humanity, but he still can't be accused of not being an outstanding leader.
yharim is an irredeemable monster but he's just such a goober
Besides, let's not forget that he cared about animals
Listen he basically cripples Silva
Not cool dude
He killed the cool fish couple
Also not cool
naaaaah it happens to everyone
if you had to choose between hitler and yharim as your cruel dicator, which one would you pick?
Okay bud you can’t just pull the shitler card
balls
yharim
simply dont worship a god 
Hear me out Exo grilled cheese
What’s stopping me from worshipping in private?
the only difference is that Yharim has awesome armor 
Just dont be a lihzard
and is also 2 and a half meters tall
Yharim was a good guy
Both of em are tho
He cared about bees
Yharim did nothing wrong
yharim was a good guy if you ingore all of the atrocities
yharim's insignia is probably like the swastika to god worshippers
Why did you pull this out
yeah my bad
yharim is a good guy if you ignore that hes yharim
Exactly
based yharim quote
exactly
meow
Nuke the jungle temple
yharim hates cats
i decree that i shall slay him
Draedon made Plaugebringer for a reason
he cant say that hes not a cat this is cultural appropriation
Anyways how do you think exo Prisms would taste before you undeniably just flat out die
hmmm
Slushy
Yharim's hair is his pet that he keeps on his head, it is now canon
do u kno when u
when u like
it would taste like colors
start putting a spoon in ur mouth
to taste the metal
yah like that
but like
with a greater accent of Death
i wonder if exo prisms emit radiation
Yharim used skibidi toilet as propaganda
and Pain
I ate it once, I could smell the dance and taste the purple
Yeah sadly
i ate sand
Ok so like
Who hasn’t
According to venus
yharim but he doesnt even have the faceplates, visor or anything
his head is just blank
The whole bag/box is condensed into one massive captain crunch cereal piece
yharim if they were nonbinary
pop rocks
to the extreme
"Hi I'm Yharim my pronouns are They/Them"
They already were
If you snort ashes of anhilation what happens afterwards
😂 😂 share to trigger the wokes!
Same if you do it to ashes of calamity but much worse
Ashes of calamity would taste like dry and pain
you will be anihilated. stupid question, stupid answer
This is a real lore discussion moment
You would turn to ash like Yharon or Cataclysm/Catastrophe upon dying
Annihilation would be worse
I low key thought maybe you would just implode
i wish ashes were real
hi i'm yharim my pronouns are he/herhttps://packaged-media.redd.it/wof4kcqsatmc1/pb/m2-res_372p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1719450000&s=98027ceaa1e94e7a92d16eb2fe7608dc00214c43#t=0
i wish pronouns were real
If enemies touch it they just die and same for some weaker bosses
when you want to inhale the ashes of Calamity/Anihilation you may face death or a fate in which death would save you

am i real
Ok now hear me out... what if Yharim is a femboy
no
king slime
yharim's severly burnt and 130 years old
elder femboy
and a little bit crispy
the voices are geting louder
I've seen femboys who are a thousand years old
yharim's gonna die of old age in a decade or two
bro is in a wheelchair and will be fighting us
even tho femboys are peak, i dont think the mass genocidal maniac whos suppose to be battle strengthend should be one
boring
practically-a-corpse-yharim
devourer of gods
Hear me out guys
Have you seen an average Hoi4 player?
i won't say anything further on the topic everyone whos active in this chat knows what i mean
devourer of gods
he just died to the lava like he was supposed to
i dont think hoi4 players are battle strengthened, your probably right about the former tho
yharim should look like he's about to collapse any second
bro look like burntrap
what if yharim was betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber for 1000 years?
calamity fans
what if scal is actually the clone and calclone is calamitas but she's really old and a grandma and can only fight in her eye mech
50* years later
it probabl y would take more than that but still
LMAO
our potential grandchildren will have the opportunity to fight Yharim
it won't be given to us
distortion update alone is probably gonna take a year or more
me bestowing my 4th grandchild my skills of terraria calamity to end yharim's reign once and for all
me on my deathbed when my grandchildren mention that they finally added the xeroc and noxus boss fights to calamity mod and have finally concluded the mdos narrative
me watching from beyond the grave as my grandchild shows their lack of skill playing Infernum
and then i die after saying that
its ok though ill be reborn again 100 years later
im immortal
i wont ever die
why aren't they kissing flatlines
yharim
im a girlboss im a lunatic im a war criminal
im the next virgin mary and i wont ever die
My first words after being reborn
This is my message to my master, bitches
By the way, what is Auric ore because I have a strange theory
auric ore is sentient because it hates golf
what if Auric ore is dragon fossils and Yharim technically wears armor made in part from the corpses of his best friend's species
i am one of 3 people who plays terraria golf...
golf sucks
❌
I have a silver trophy
that one has like cool little structures around it.
not rich tho
mini golf is for the weak
use your strength and your driver to send the ball into space
and still end up being below par
damn, guess im rich now
id rather take being rich than being british
There is a golf course nearby and you can enter it for free, you only pay for the clubs and transport
sooo I don't know
okay look
just because i intentionally let my enemies build up their forces just so i can stack wipe them, resulting in half their populations being massacred, doesn't mean i'm commiting mass genocide
what was that? "why are the countries you're enemies with specifically of certain demographics?"
shut
why most of the players I've met are racist femboys? tell me... WHY
me on my way to nuke random country
nothing personal, it's just convenient
is ravager still some rinky dinky cultist blood thing?
Its basically a fucked up ressurection of the god of sacrifices
Also, question for lorers, can yharon/dragons in general actually talk
alright boys, girls, and everything in between, im doing it
who wants to be included
yharon is confirmed to be able to talk
I would say me but I don't think im here often enough to constitute it
he told yharim everything he knows about the dragons
yharon just gave yharim the lore doc to explain everything up to that point (what am I on about)
you should add me showing off a picture of my dog brick
what if Yharim is Draedon thing
Yharon literally sings while fighting
include some random calmain mod because once in a blue moon they actually try to get chat on topic
i'm adding cei at the end
Does Yharon like actually sing to us, or is the massage in his head and he's talking to Yharim through his head
like a psychic
draedon put a microchip in yharon's head and hooked it up to a speaker
Wish he sung to us, to show off his singing training
he doesn't literally sing but i imagine he beams the rough contents of the song to yharim
kinda romantic
This is my message to my master
a bit like Disney
my guess is yharon can absolutely speak, in theory to anyone, but in practice he only speaks to yharim cause yharim is the only person in the world he trusts
like speak with his own voice, or only telepathically with whoever
like from his lungs and throat
"hello my name is Yharon" type shit
he would probably sound less like an anime protagonist and more like an actual dragon when speaking
i'd say telepathically
feel like he lacks the vocal chords and lips necessary to talk human languages
eh, a lot of dragons in fiction can talk anyways
You know what to do
I'm so unused to talking dragons purely cause of MonHun
hey ya reference
your dog named brick or a dog-brick?
her name is brick
Does she look like a brick
brick jumpscare, i was not expecting that
She's kinda brick shaped from this angle
she has 0 brain cells
Would she eat your food if the food was left unsupervised
absolutely
ngl i lowkey respect that, cuz I'd do it too
okay i got omni, tansiaruuni, nichii, and aido.
one more to go
yeah i added aido without him asking
ant joke
u collecting dog pictures?
what
well you're about to find out because i need you to send it for me
I HATE lore
shadow the hedgehog
made by @spring helm
yeah i made metvox talk to himself
Mom! Mom! I'm in a meme!
So anyways why are the fruits renamed
Why don't we have dragon fruit auric rejecting you if you try to eat too many in the lore
probably to avoid confusion with the vanilla fruits of the same name(s)
There aren't any?
there are
Except for the blood orange maybe
dragonfruit also exists
It does?
mhm
the only one that isn't in vanilla is miracle fruit
ironically same reason purity got renamed
what vanilla item was purity
theres a painting called purity
Oh
iirc theres also an item from infernum called purity, funnily enough
very different definition of purity considering where you get it, I quite like it
Heavily boosts damage but removes the ability to crit
(and doesn't work for summoner for obvious reasons)
risky rain the 2st
Summoner can’t crit right?
yeah so it'd just be a super good offensive accessory
it gives like 40% damage doesn't it
not without kaleidoscope or morningstar
Lemme check rn
40% Increased Damage & Attack Speed
Grants immunity to Nightwither
You are unable to crit
“It sounds like two brothers, chasing glass frogs in the sun”
Developer Item
Ima check the wiki to see the dev items
They’re pretty neat
But one time, his brother was watching. And his brother loved worms.
Wait is that the continuation or are you making a goof
not the continuation but it is related
Oh cool
It smells like hot stone, and tall grass.
It tastes like spiced fruit, sweet and hot.
It feels like solar winds, and solar chimes.
It sounds like two brothers, chasing glass frogs in the sun.```
Undertale ass dialogue
"124 - Added gores for Astrum Deus. - Done "

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