lore-discussion

[pliant ruin]

Okay fair

[fierce pagoda]

Are they like tasty chicken eggs or like soft snake eggs or like slimy frog eggs

[pliant ruin]

I like caviar

But i can see why

[viral dagger]

their like caviar

[late moth]

slimy frog eggs and theyre fucking disgusting

[fierce pagoda]

Oh okay yummy

[viral dagger]

^wtf

[pliant ruin]

I've only eaten Caviar like twice

but it was nice

[fierce pagoda]

Caviarlina

[viral dagger]

ive never had it but ive heard it aint all tjat

[late moth]

caviar was actually a cheap shitty source of sustenance before it became rich people food #1

or something along those lines

[pliant ruin]

It's not worth the money but it's not bad

It's got a nice taste to it

[fierce pagoda]

Like lobters

[pliant ruin]

Yeah basically

Lobsters r really tasty

but also i'm not paying 300 reals to eat one

[viral dagger]

that also happened to lobster, people in the northeast United States ate it all the time

[late moth]

yupyup

[fierce pagoda]

The reaver shark is stronger than the average auric dragon

Crazy

[viral dagger]

damn your right

wait what

no surely not

[fierce pagoda]

Its the apex of the abyss

[viral dagger]

average dragon, maybe, but not auric

[late moth]

also this is more a personal peeve but why is like so much of the calamity lore seemingly a "mystery" because from what im reading from the documents its assumed that its finished, theyre just not telling you
which just feels kind of silly because then that just creates more confusion and misinterpretation of the lore in the first place

[fierce pagoda]

And kills wyrms

Which were on par with the average auric dragon

According to the bestiary

[viral dagger]

it has to be finished, but not enough info is published for it to be solved

[viral dagger]

ohhhh damn

[late moth]

im assuming that the idea behind not telling the public is to create hype or like something like that

its just kind of annoying

[fierce pagoda]

They want to present the story in a satisfying way rather than just compiling all the info in one huge document

[late moth]

i mean

if thats also the case then its definitely uhhh

[fierce pagoda]

So rn they are drip feeding us lore through updates

[late moth]

an interesting way to present the story

[fierce pagoda]

Kiinda like were watching a story unfold

[viral dagger]

part 6 anime moment

[fierce pagoda]

Like a series of sorts

[late moth]

again i understand that this is probably the intention but the lore already feels so choppy and just kind of hard to understand in the first place

[fierce pagoda]

I think in the patreon they give exclusive story and gameplay leaks, but youre gonna have to pay moola cash money to see that

[late moth]

fuck that, respectfully

[viral dagger]

definety wont be leaked immidiately

[late moth]

i will only be handing my dollars to ska studios

[graceful otter]

ah yes lets just implement npcs will make no sense to exist yet or randomly place structures in the exisring biomes that will look out of place

the reason why they cant add everything is because its also tied to other things

[late moth]

im glad youre really good at jumping to conclusions/completely misinterpreting what im saying

makes conversation so easy

[fierce pagoda]

People have a tendency to do that to you it seems😭

[graceful otter]

ur literally complaining about it not being fully public, im explaining why it is so

[late moth]

its easier to do that then to have a meaningful conversation so i get it

[late moth]

you do realize that it can be public information while also not being implemented yet

that would be fine

because the mod is unfinished

[fierce pagoda]

They did that last time, in the old lore iirc

[late moth]

but if the lore is finished why make it deliberately harder to understand

[fierce pagoda]

There was a huge document with ALL the lore in

[graceful otter]

yea but wats put in the lore doc is implemented lore, not dev statements

[late moth]

which i loved

old lore my beloved

still kind of similar to ds lore but its own thing regardless

[sinful adder]

Old lore was weird and overly edgy

[graceful otter]

if u want dev statements, keep ur ass in here and in #calamity-update-talk to listen to all of it

[late moth]

and new lore isnt

[sinful adder]

Yes

[late moth]

debatable

[graceful otter]

if u dont wanna do that then dont complain about not getting unreleased lore

[sinful adder]

Anyways, new lore isn't finished yet but some parts are public but not in the game

[late moth]

i love unfounded aggression

unfortunately you will not be seeing a reaction from me

[graceful otter]

i have a founding for it. youre insufferable to talk to.

[late moth]

anywhoo

[fierce pagoda]

Wait i dont think they meant that as an insult or aggressively

[late moth]

i would probably be less "insufferable" to talk to if you just played nice to begin with my friend

[fierce pagoda]

They mesnt like "stay in here!!!"

[late moth]

theres no need to bring negative emotions into a discussion about lore

[sinful adder]

Cracko isn't trying to be aggressive either, they just have a really bizarre opinion

[fierce pagoda]

Ok mevermind i didnt see that last message

[sinful adder]

Noob stop being an asshole please

[late moth]

if anything i just seek a different perspective

[late moth]

i appreciate the pronoun respect that was very gangster of you

[sinful adder]

Huh?

I just call anyone "they" when I'm not familiar

[late moth]

most people just shoot straight to he so yknow

[graceful otter]

ur about me/pronouns dont say anything btw

[late moth]

its a courtesy that i respect you for having

[late moth]

we love unprecedented anger

[sinful adder]

I sometimes call people "they" even when I know their pronouns are something else because it is the default for me usually

[late moth]

i think a therapy session would do you some good

[sinful adder]

And I don't correct myself for things that seem like they shouldn't matter usually

Anyways

[graceful otter]

how are these 2 comments related

[viral dagger]

i just got back wtf happened here

[fierce pagoda]

What if The clother "fell down" a big hole and ended up in a dungeon full of monsters and became a skeleton... wait a minute

[sinful adder]

Noob you're just being angry at them for no good reason

[fierce pagoda]

That souns familiar

[late moth]

i mean youre sitting here spreading negative emotions

lets relax

not that deep.

[graceful otter]

i was just telling u that u didnt have anything set

[late moth]

i mean is it still wrong to commend someone for having that courtesy regardless?

i think you are grasping for things to be mad at

[graceful otter]

what??

[viral dagger]

#lore-discussion

#lore-discussion

#lore-discussion

[fierce pagoda]

Now what if i told you that there are angry flowers in terraria that seem nive at first but then attack you?

[late moth]

thank you mini mod

[viral dagger]

chat go to #general-talk

[late moth]

i like what calamity did with plantera lore

[graceful otter]

soul energy go brr indeed

[late moth]

the idea of like occult ressurection of a plant is pretty cool and well executed i must say

[graceful otter]

wait i just realised

wat if living shards are actually just souls

[fierce pagoda]

Indeed and i think Calamity also made it so that plantera smells nice

No wait i have always thought that

[viral dagger]

no they seem to be some kind of crystallize life essence

not neccisarily souls

[fierce pagoda]

Cal made her an even stronger and independenter woman than she already was

[late moth]

calamity can execute decent lore bits i just kind of wish the quality was more consistent

[viral dagger]

girlboss moment

[calm patio]

there are certain things that patreons dont know either lmao

that arent public to us patreons yet

[viral dagger]

ploo your a donor give us the leaks

[sinful adder]

Which part of the lore isn't high quality...?

[calm patio]

[real silo]

Patreons don't know what's in my dark twisted mind

[calm patio]

No.

[real silo]

👿

[fierce pagoda]

Yeah like why moola cash money is dissapesring

[late moth]

definitely a good handful of lore bits

[viral dagger]

[late moth]

i mean this is by my opinion

[sinful adder]

I like basically all of it

[late moth]

im not claiming it to be objectively low quality

[sinful adder]

Some of it is unfinished but almost all is fairly good

[late moth]

let that be clear

[sinful adder]

That's fair. What's your opinion, then?

[calm patio]

lets put it this way. lore isnt done yet

[real silo]

Lore will never be Done22

[late moth]

my opinion is that i can appreciate homage towards dark souls but some areas feel too similar and it ends up feeling unnatural (and not in a intended way)

[viral dagger]

mfw i make a game without finishing the lore first

[real silo]

Which areas

[fierce pagoda]

🎶I dont need your OPIN-YUN🎶

[sinful adder]

I did not see anything about dark souls in the game

[fierce pagoda]

remebmer that video?

[late moth]

the problem is that you express this thought and then most people mow it down despite not knowing anything about dark souls

[fierce pagoda]

Pretty funny right?

[late moth]

you uh

[graceful otter]

remebmer

[late moth]

i think you might need some glasses

[sinful adder]

I know only a little about dark souls, but like

[calm patio]

i mean you did said you dont know barely of dark souls games of their lore

lmao

[sinful adder]

Souls are a very generic thing in lots of media

[late moth]

souls is also um

[fierce pagoda]

Oh give me a break my fat thumb loves to be fat

[sinful adder]

I know a basic summary of dark souls lore

[fierce pagoda]

And misinput

[viral dagger]

we need lore about the crusades army, like specific soldiers or heros

[sinful adder]

I mean, it's about as much like Undertale as it is like dark souls, no?

[late moth]

give me a rundown of what you know, as a genuine question

[fierce pagoda]

I have one like really fat thumb while the other one is normal

It looks kinda funky

[real silo]

Is the thumb 👍 shaped

[fierce pagoda]

Like one thumb is normal king slime and the other thumb is weird slime god

[graceful otter]

nah it be more like 🟡 shaped

[real silo]

That is a strange analogy

[sinful adder]

The dark humans live forever and the world is dying because all the light ran out, so someone has to burn their soul to keep the world going or destroy the world and eventually it will be remade again or something, and also there are monsters and people eat a bunch of souls for power

[late moth]

thats like, maybe a small portion of the actual lore

[sinful adder]

And then there's a bunch of specific things about dragons and humans

[late moth]

not to be a dick though

[fierce pagoda]

Wow that sounds horrible, glad im not that guy!

[sinful adder]

And how the dragons fought the humans got killed because one of them betrayed them

[fierce pagoda]

Is poverty canon i Calamity

[sinful adder]

Or something like that

[viral dagger]

i have an idea, there should be scraps of a soldiers journal or diary you can find to give a perspective on the ground from the army perspective

[graceful otter]

tax collecter exists so yes

[sinful adder]

There being a war where the humans killed the dragons is similar

[late moth]

you can get a quick refresher by watching the opening ds1 cutscene on youtube

its like 3 minutes

[fierce pagoda]

Ok can endgame terrarian end poverty /gen

[sinful adder]

I know the gist of it

There's some people who got different powerful souls

[late moth]

i mean kind of?

[sinful adder]

And that's kinda like the gods or the dragons

[fierce pagoda]

/gen v!!!

[graceful otter]

yea they can just spar cal and shell give like 8 plat or so

[viral dagger]

maybe not put they could definitely end the homeless

[sinful adder]

I CBA to read up on the whole dark souls lore

I'm gonna go play Minecraft

[late moth]

that just kind of brings around to my main point

[fierce pagoda]

Where does Ira Sanguinos get all the money

[graceful otter]

the real lore filled game

[graceful otter]

No.

[fierce pagoda]

Btw that was a joke i know her real name is john calamitas

[late moth]

people assume that my idea is bizzare but also dont bother to look at ds lore which if you dont want to read allat, is fine but then also dont like

[fierce pagoda]

John sanguinos

[late moth]

cancel out the idea

[graceful otter]

no one said ur ideas bizzare

[fierce pagoda]

Man all this mentions of "ds" makes me think ylu guys are talking about the nintendo DS

[graceful otter]

desert scourge

[fierce pagoda]

which by the way peak console

[graceful otter]

ok nvm

[fierce pagoda]

Bro has the reciepts

[graceful otter]

one person did, who didnt know the full extent

[fierce pagoda]

The scriptures

[late moth]

im the duke of archives whatcanisay

[graceful otter]

the gospel

[late moth]

[graceful otter]

damn youre the lunatic cultist?

[late moth]

lunatic cultist and dungeon lore is also pretty good in calamity

did its own thing which was neat

[fierce pagoda]

Ok so tell me this, how is Cal gonna uncanonize the moon events, are they just gonna pretend thay dont exist?

[solar wharf]

imo they just need to be expanded on

we know like nothing

[graceful otter]

yes

[fierce pagoda]

Like with deerclops and ooa

[late moth]

calamity lore is just overall better when they do their own thing

[graceful otter]

precisely that

[solar wharf]

but i assume they are gonna get updated

[viral dagger]

FR WHAT ARE THEY

[prisma grail]

they're already doing that with some things so sounds about right

[fierce pagoda]

Lol i always did find that kinda funny

Just straight up ignoring them

[real silo]

all moon events + eclipse are fovos' doing

[solar wharf]

every canon be like:

[real silo]

just think about it

[solar wharf]

they literally just ignore something and say "this does not happen"

it isnt uniqe to cal

[late moth]

oh yeah his name is fovos

i just read that actually

[earnest flare]

hallucinations

[prisma grail]

frost moon is just fovos feelin a little jolly all of a sudden

[viral dagger]

i wonder what calamity would have looked like if it was its own game instead of a mod

[real silo]

fovos sits on the moon
the moon events are when the moon goes funky
eclipse is literally just the moon being fat and sitting in front of the sun

[fierce pagoda]

Pumpkin moon is when he was feeling a bit orange

And pumpkiny

What was halloween about again?

[earnest flare]

ok well eclipse isn't 100% non-canon like the other moons-

[real silo]

scary creatures

[earnest flare]

the eclipse is only 10% canon btu thats enough

[real silo]

Or wood ig

[viral dagger]

How does the player character get fragments and meld blobs without the pillars if they were hallucinations

[fierce pagoda]

Eclipse is just an eclipse

[real silo]

Fovos actually drives the moon like a mazda

[graceful otter]

pretend to be a creature or give creatures something else to eat on that isnt you

[fierce pagoda]

You'd think terraria has a million moons by how often they get eclipses

[real silo]

eclipses don't stay in totality for an entire day

[solar wharf]

pretty sure they arent

[late moth]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-spirits-neighborhood-love-happy-christmas-jolly-jolly-christmas-john-konchar-gif-1287523734552813397

[real silo]

Which means fovos is intentionally moving the moon at the same speed as the sun moves across the sky

[fierce pagoda]

Bro that actually just jumpscared me

Holy shit

[solar wharf]

well when you consider our sun isnt actually a sun in terraria, and its made of a very special type of light

PL

[viral dagger]

maybe the plane of the moons orbit is perfect unlike in real life

[fierce pagoda]

Blinded me too

[late moth]

jolly spirits jumpscare

[solar wharf]

yeah...

[real silo]

Well yeah but the sun still is a sun

The planet orbits around it

[fierce pagoda]

What do you think Yharims last words will be??

[real silo]

and it's not really an eclipse if the sun itself just goes dark

[late moth]

geeked off the josh

[real silo]

the whole schtick with eclipses is the moon specifically blocks out the sung

[viral dagger]

it was just a prank bro

[fierce pagoda]

Wtf🤣

[graceful otter]

whar

[late moth]

turns out calamity lore was actually written by fabsol while he was chugging that yart

[viral dagger]

[fierce pagoda]

I thought someone was gonna say his last words were gonna be:

[solar wharf]

we literally do not know that

thats the funny part!

[fierce pagoda]

"Wow, that really was a Calamity..."

[late moth]

my main critique of clam lore

[real silo]

you're a funny part

[solar wharf]

:((

[late moth]

this is singlehandedly the greatest comeback ive ever seen

[viral dagger]

Fabsol during the lore rewrite

[late moth]

🚫 incorrect

[real silo]

let me stop you right there this will turn into a circular convo

[late moth]

oh yeah

[fierce pagoda]

Fabsol when he removed the party girl bathwater tooltip

[real silo]

It's happened so many times already

[late moth]

what if i like circles

what if that was my intent all along

[real silo]

if you like circles so much

[late moth]

to doom everyone here to a giant circle

[viral dagger]

0/10 mod i want my canon bath water

[late moth]

10/10 mod i hate hornybait

[real silo]

giant circle.... moon..... moon lord ⁉️

[late moth]

oh shit

https://tenor.com/view/soobfad-druski-gif-25646977

you got me

[viral dagger]

brother silva is in the game

[late moth]

its actually me fovos the whole time

now im going to destroy the dragouns!!!!!!

[calm patio]

Brother, youre the one who simps for her

[real silo]

it's fover for us

[late moth]

you could say its.. fover

FUCK

why did you have to say it first thats my line

[real silo]

get fucked

[viral dagger]

can you blame wittle ol' me?

[late moth]

yes

stop touching yourself

[viral dagger]

wtf

[real silo]

🧱

[fierce pagoda]

Majing vegeta anti jerking off motivational video:

[real silo]

None of you deserve heaven

[late moth]

okay genuine criticism time i do not like how many boobs are in the mod

boobs are okay

but theres too much

[fierce pagoda]

I can only count 4

[real silo]

What like

[graceful otter]

hello i am noob

[real silo]

Elementals?

[graceful otter]

wait fuck

[late moth]

i mean beyond that

[graceful otter]

that was an actual typo

[late moth]

theres a way to depict gender beyond having a giant rack yknow

[viral dagger]

L take honestly the lore is roughly 50/50 on gender and most females are monsters anyway

[graceful otter]

i meant to say boob

[fierce pagoda]

I thought you were just introducing yourself

[late moth]

you are simping for a non fictional character

[viral dagger]

lets count all named famale characters, chall we?

[late moth]

i have nothing else to say to that

[viral dagger]

providence, calamitas, silva, and...

i dont know any others

thas only 4 tiddies total

[fierce pagoda]

Leviathan

[viral dagger]

shit u right te elementals

[graceful otter]

truly the best girl

[fierce pagoda]

Is a monstee girl

[drifting canyon]

[stark basalt]

bruh what

[viral dagger]

hi Aido XD

[languid badge]

Can we like drop a nuclear bomb on lore discussion

[calm patio]

beat this person with hammers cog

[late moth]

providence and levi are a good example of depicting a female character without the whole jist being "look at this giant fucking pair of badongas"

[stark basalt]

adding badongas to the vocabulary

[viral dagger]

i think most elementals are getting resprites anyway so we can only count that for half points

[real silo]

or as the science hippies call them "mammaries"

[late moth]

pronounced buh-donguhs

[fierce pagoda]

But cant women have badongss without being ctirizites for it /gen

[graceful otter]

cal wouldve been a better example since shes a human but yea

[fierce pagoda]

Generation venus

[late moth]

this is factual

[tall delta]

yeah lore

[viral dagger]

[languid badge]

Nuh uh

[late moth]

i just dont see the reason for how much horny shit is baked into the mod's lore and singular character to some extent

[viral dagger]

then theres like 15 named male characters

[real silo]

What

[fierce pagoda]

Because the devs get a little bit silly sometimes

[late moth]

its okay to have mature content in a terraria mod i just feel like that should also be readily apparent considering the playerbase is mostly minors

[viral dagger]

what horny shit??? theres nothing 18+ its just women existing

[real silo]

Did I miss something or is there a hidden spicy fanfic in the mod somewhere

[drifting canyon]

why is this conversation even happening

[viral dagger]

I DONT KNOW

[late moth]

i think youre forgetting the like 3 different dialogue options from drunk princess alluding to doing a dance with other characters

[languid badge]

.

[graceful otter]

theres secret draerim lore

[real silo]

Drunkcess is not canon

Never will be

[fierce pagoda]

Fabsol npc is called "FAP" in the code or something does that count ss hidden?

[viral dagger]

Cracker here started thats a joke put in by the creator

[drifting canyon]

drunk princess was a mistake

[late moth]

so the joke is just sex

thats your idea of humor

genuine question

[viral dagger]

drunk princess is a reference to the creator, shes the NPC version of a Dev item

[late moth]

still kind of weird if im being honest

[tall delta]

this person is true

[viral dagger]

what the actual fuck are you talking about

[late moth]

why are you crashing out over an opinion on the internet

chill out

[stark basalt]

cog can i send pictures again

[late moth]

what im expressing is not going to change the mod like

[fierce pagoda]

Woah what dis you do antman

[late moth]

at all

[fierce pagoda]

Why are you warned

[tall delta]

wait lmao??

[stark basalt]

i dont even remember

[languid badge]

How many gods do you think died prior to yharim

[late moth]

idk 2

lore doesnt say

[fierce pagoda]

I remember i was warned for like one day for rapping

[tall delta]

did he forgot drunk princess existed

[drifting canyon]

please send requests in modmail

[viral dagger]

lore doesnt say, but we can assume a few to due inder-deity conflicts

why does calamitas hate gods? i cant remember it being stated in lore

[fierce pagoda]

Idk bro im just making observations

[viral dagger]

calamity needs a larger world option there is too much shit everywhere

[fierce pagoda]

Tell me this, purely bases on skill, whos more experienced with magic? Permafrost or Ira sanguinos(scal)?

[stark basalt]

extra large world frfr

[eager bluff]

the difference is dp isnt making references to any specific person

[fierce pagoda]

Sorry i meant john calamitas

[viral dagger]

IS THAT HER NAME???

[eager bluff]

no

[stark basalt]

Not you using that fake ass name

[tall delta]

reference?

[eager bluff]

ira sanguinos is from total calamity

[viral dagger]

we need her real name

[stark basalt]

i can do things

i have the power

[real silo]

Her real name is Real Calamitas

[fierce pagoda]

Yeah its josephina calamitas

[real silo]

Not to be confused with Unreal Kalamitas

[viral dagger]

we can prolly get it from the bartender, he gets everyones IDs

[eager bluff]

party girl bathwater is a reference to belle delphine

[real silo]

Oh my god

[stark basalt]

Bro what’s popcorns @

[tall delta]

dont know that person but sure

[graceful otter]

gonna go outside to stomp on some ants rq

[fierce pagoda]

She is a internet person

[viral dagger]

Scal, its stated that she beat his ass in a 1v1, thas why Cryogen exists

[graceful otter]

they didnt beat eachother

[stark basalt]

@spring helm

[fierce pagoda]

Yeah jut thsts cuz shes stronger, purely bases on skill

[viral dagger]

yes they did she sealed him away

[spring helm]

Who called

[stark basalt]

Hi

[viral dagger]

Permafrost is more experienced, SCal is stronger

[spring helm]

Popcorn lore
I used to be obsessed with ants as a kid

[fierce pagoda]

Like a bear is stronger than a MMA fighter, but not better on a technical standpoint

[real silo]

Scal is not more skilled

[viral dagger]

how many ants did you eat popcorn

[fierce pagoda]

Not a perfect analogy but youbget the idea

[graceful otter]

as draedon stated, scals ability is limited and she isnt very skilled as a mage

[spring helm]

Strangely enough, I’ve never eaten any ants

[viral dagger]

shes probably stronger no matter what

[graceful otter]

she quite literally has pure power to make her so strong

if she had perma levels of skill shed be nigh unstoppable

[viral dagger]

her whole thing is brimflames and necromancy

[spring helm]

It doesn’t matter how unskilled Calamitas is, because her brimstone blasts are like nuclear bombs compared to other mages’ attacks

[fierce pagoda]

Im glad they made permafrost handsome

Really cool

Get it?

Cool?

[graceful otter]

🦗

[viral dagger]

dont put DILF permafrost in my head

[spring helm]

You can put it in yourself

[stark basalt]

I don’t even know how to respond to this

[spring helm]

By looking at the pins

[viral dagger]

that is NOT what your ass meant

[brisk frigate]

He's been there since the start

[solar wharf]

unskilled 5 year old truamatized calamitas vs post noxus terrarain

[spring helm]

I mean

[stark basalt]

Sounds like Calamitas might take the cake

Ngl

[spring helm]

We already beat her pre-Yharim so…

[fierce pagoda]

Noxus is gonna get added by yhe time we all have grand children

[graceful otter]

5 yr old cal wont have her brimstone powers

[viral dagger]

the virgin brimstone magic hacks fan vs the chad chaos stone abuser enjoyer

[graceful otter]

they were gotten when she was a teen

so 11 at the earliest

[solar wharf]

oh, so we balance it out

it becomes more of a 50/50 now

[fierce pagoda]

So the terrarian is throwing hands with a 5 year old girl?

Fair

[graceful otter]

no ur just pitting up a literal child with terrarias 2nd strongest and skilled fighter

[viral dagger]

shes like 20 but ok

[fierce pagoda]

Oldhead

[graceful otter]

theyre talking about a 5 yr old

[eager bluff]

noob
fuck you mean 11
11 is preteen
there is no teen in 11

[stark basalt]

20 is not old

[viral dagger]

entering hag territory

[solar wharf]

ye but like, shes calamitas, like calamity, shes the main character man

[fierce pagoda]

20 years is basically one foot in the grave

[spring helm]

More like
Who would win?

Traumatized 10 year old child soldier who accidentally inherited brimstone magic

Century old archmage who is skilled enough to be recognized by the world’s strongest warriors

[prisma grail]

jane calamity

[stark basalt]

Don’t do this to me

[fierce pagoda]

Back problems and knew problems

[viral dagger]

what would be the strongest class lore-wise

[fierce pagoda]

Gray hair

Veneers

[stark basalt]

😭😭

[spring helm]

Melee, because I use it

[pliant ruin]

i just got here

[fierce pagoda]

Its over for 20yr olds

[stark basalt]

2 weeks before I grow decrepit

[pliant ruin]

i'm gonna be 20 years old next year i feel targetted

[dark sorrel]

eleventeen

[spring helm]

Wtf are all these children in the chat doing making me feel old

[fierce pagoda]

You guysvare so old

[stark basalt]

One teen

[eager bluff]

depends what weapons and tiers you're looking at

[stark basalt]

Popcorn old asf

[viral dagger]

overall, endgame ig

[spring helm]

Shut

[viral dagger]

probably mage

[fierce pagoda]

Surrounded by oldheads

[stark basalt]

Bro is 20

[spring helm]

I probably graduated high school before you knew what an ant was

[stark basalt]

😭😭

[graceful otter]

👴

[spring helm]

😭

[viral dagger]

popcorn signed the declaration of independence

[solar wharf]

this is why popcorn is the ORIGINAL real one

[spring helm]

If I say any more I’m cooked

[stark basalt]

Popcorn has to be some 40 year old

[fierce pagoda]

I wish those transforming ants from that dragon ball movie were real, they were super saiy-ANTS

[graceful otter]

popcorn is in their 30s

[viral dagger]

hell nah

[spring helm]

I’m lying btw I’m like 21

[viral dagger]

unc

[fierce pagoda]

Why is everyone 20??

[graceful otter]

no no

[fierce pagoda]

Is that like prime calamity age

[spring helm]

Lmao

[graceful otter]

let me do the math

[stark basalt]

I wanna join the club

[spring helm]

Yes

[prisma grail]

i mean

[graceful otter]

when does highschool end again

[prisma grail]

calamity released in like 2016

[spring helm]

Is that frieza????

[graceful otter]

im not american so

[fierce pagoda]

Everyone is around 20

[viral dagger]

HS ends at like 18

[spring helm]

18

[fierce pagoda]

Crazy

[prisma grail]

if you were a teen or so back then you'd be around your 20s now

[graceful otter]

k cool

[spring helm]

Release me from my prison and my life is yours

The prison known as old age

[stark basalt]

I’m having a lore chat birthday party

[fierce pagoda]

Your name makes me think of the "goofy ahh" statement

[spring helm]

Goofy Aido

[fierce pagoda]

I was thinking of fryz"aah"

Goofy fryz ahh

[spring helm]

Oh

[stark basalt]

Wait I’m about to beat noxus

Hold on

[calm patio]

dont worry, im 22 this year in december

[stark basalt]

Lemme lock in

Brb

[spring helm]

Aido is young enough to call Calamitas an old hag

[graceful otter]

lets give u the benefit of the doubt and say the intended recipient of this message is currently 13. i would say that many children would not know what an ant is untill like over a year or older. for simplicities sake lets say 1. this would mean that u graduated from highschool 12 years ago, when u were 18. which then makes u 30

[stark basalt]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[spring helm]

That was fucking quick Aido

[stark basalt]

I’ve been pausing it every 5 seconds to type here

[fierce pagoda]

Hes cheating

[graceful otter]

who was the intended recipient of the message btw

[fierce pagoda]

Youre cheating

[spring helm]

Bros not even paying attention and he beat Calamity’s number 2

[pliant ruin]

meow

[stark basalt]

No cuz that’s not cheating at all

Autopause is like

[spring helm]

Aido

[graceful otter]

[fierce pagoda]

No yøu were using other cheats

[spring helm]

[graceful otter]

aido is it ok if u share ur age

[prisma grail]

if i ever locate the fountain of youth i'll mail you a map

[fierce pagoda]

You went super saiy-ant mode and cheated

[stark basalt]

I’m about to turn 20 in July

[spring helm]

Yippee

[graceful otter]

the intended recipient is actually 19, which means that that wouldve been 18 years ago, which would make popcorn 36 years old

popcorn ur fucking old

👴

[spring helm]

IM NOT OLD

[stark basalt]

Popcorn is old asf

[spring helm]

Shush

[graceful otter]

the math says otherwise

[fierce pagoda]

Ripe

[spring helm]

I’m only a year older than you Aido be quiet

[graceful otter]

18*

[fierce pagoda]

20... what a delicious age

[stark basalt]

I’m about to fuck up nameless

[spring helm]

Bro what

[spring helm]

[graceful otter]

anyways imagine needing to be 21 to drink

[stark basalt]

Bro teleported me to some world

[fierce pagoda]

Its like the perfect age to be

[stark basalt]

How do I fight this guy fr

Lore chat

[real silo]

Counterpoint

I'm not 21 yet so it's not perfect

[stark basalt]

Lore reason

[prisma grail]

i'd say ask #calamity-addon-talk for nameless advice

just a thought

[fierce pagoda]

Likw how to get to him?

[proper skiff]

Bro, the calamity lore goes crazy

[stark basalt]

Not me about to get warned after just getting freed

[stark basalt]

No actually

It’s so cool

[spring helm]

Wait in the light

[proper skiff]

I was referring to this conversation, but yeah actually it goes hard
*conversation being in this chat that is

[stark basalt]

😭😭😭

I just wanna get on topic

[fierce pagoda]

What is the deal with aerlite

[graceful otter]

aerlitw

[fierce pagoda]

Oh come on

No damnit

[graceful otter]

one

[stark basalt]

It’s like

Hardened bird poop

[spring helm]

Ore that is bathed in Primordial Light because it’s on clouds

Headcanon

[proper skiff]

Why did the astral infection meteor hit terraria?

[spring helm]

Astrum Deus got infected

[viral dagger]

astrum deus got infected by the infection, then threw a chunk of infected matter to terraria

[fierce pagoda]

What an asshole

[proper skiff]

But off all the planets, why terraria?

[fierce pagoda]

It was the closest i guess

[spring helm]

Terraria is special

[viral dagger]

plot

[spring helm]

Also yeah it was probably the closest considering Deus was worshipped as a god

[proper skiff]

It is a god

[real silo]

I've been thinking

Steampunker is crazy

She can get rid of all evils

[fierce pagoda]

Like insane?

[spring helm]

Worshipped as one, but not actually a god

[viral dagger]

no it doesnt have a deific soul, i was just worshipped as one

[fierce pagoda]

Like just straight up crazy?

[real silo]

Yeah

She can get rid of evils but she just Doesn't

[fierce pagoda]

Shes just lazy

[proper skiff]

I must have been mistaken💀

[spring helm]

I just assume the clentaminator is a well established invention in calamity

[fierce pagoda]

She vant fly or mine as fast as we can

[spring helm]

Since even Draedon knows about it

[real silo]

Dick tbh

[fierce pagoda]

And shes probably die if she tried

[prisma grail]

she's the chaotic type

[spring helm]

Yeah that too

[prisma grail]

has the tech to fix it but would rather watch things go to shit

[viral dagger]

she can fly though, steampunk wings and jetpack

[spring helm]

Evil biome mobs can also fly

[stark basalt]

Steampunker is actually John wulfrum

[proper skiff]

I was playing earlier today and was thinking whether the player was a good thing for the world or bad.

[earnest flare]

is there a lore reason why sepulcher gets health boost in rev+?

[prisma grail]

you really like bringing that up huh

[stark basalt]

Nanomachines son

[spring helm]

It wants to get its revenge
ance

[real silo]

All bosses do

[fierce pagoda]

She would get bodied by a wild dragonfolly

[real silo]

Her

[earnest flare]

i told yall

it would be a daily reminder

[real silo]

getr

[prisma grail]

just make a sugg about it mf

[earnest flare]

what is there to suggest about it

[stark basalt]

😭😭😭😭

[earnest flare]

remove the health boost? that ruins the joke

[stark basalt]

Suggest a lore

[prisma grail]

this guy...

💢

[fierce pagoda]

I dont even know how that one happened

[earnest flare]

we are cascading into a calamity

[stark basalt]

Anyways

[real silo]

caucascadian

[earnest flare]

fry has went quiet

oh god hes gonna suggest to remove it

[fierce pagoda]

You know what for everytime someone points out a typo i make i will tell a child that santa claus isnt real

[real silo]

Jokes on you I never believed in santa

[prisma grail]

isn't*

[stark basalt]

Santa is canon to calamity

I’ll never forget when Calamitas asks

[earnest flare]

*isn't

[stark basalt]

“What are you asking for from Santa?”

[fierce pagoda]

Ok so now you guys want me to write with 100% efficency

[earnest flare]

*now

[prisma grail]

now*

[earnest flare]

🐌

[fierce pagoda]

Can't even miss a single aposthrophe

[earnest flare]

*apostrophe

[fierce pagoda]

GOD DAMN IT

[stark basalt]

*.

[fierce pagoda]

Wow.

Really. You're making me punctuate now.

[pliant ruin]

strawberry cheese

[earnest flare]

so true

[stark basalt]

*?

[proper skiff]

You are*

?

[prisma grail]

alright jokes over now

[stark basalt]

Cheese

[viral dagger]

no, you are is right

[prisma grail]

you may return to lore discussing

[viral dagger]

*Really?

[stark basalt]

So

[earnest flare]

return to lore discussing? we were never lore discussing in the first place

[real glen]

[prisma grail]

start doing that then

[stark basalt]

What’s up with Providence huh?

[fierce pagoda]

What is the matter with living shards.

[viral dagger]

quick think of a question

[proper skiff]

Why is the player immortal?

[earnest flare]

who is calamitas

[stark basalt]

That isn’t canon

[prisma grail]

the player doesn't have lore they're just whoever you want them to be

so canonically you kill every boss first try

[viral dagger]

not canon we technically never die its just a gameplay thing

[fierce pagoda]

Their lore is that they are loreless

[viral dagger]

uhhh

[stark basalt]

[proper skiff]

Then what allows every boss to respawn?

[earnest flare]

ok heres a good question

[fierce pagoda]

The devs got lazy when they got to the terrarian

[stark basalt]

What the fuck is this thing

[earnest flare]

how do you pronounce deus

[prisma grail]

boss respawning isn't canon either

[earnest flare]

90% of boss refights arent canon

[earnest flare]

some are...

[fierce pagoda]

Easy, i say deus

[prisma grail]

sure

[tall delta]

I did not name skeletron prime "skeletron prime"

[earnest flare]

but how do you say deus

[stark basalt]

Yes you did

[proper skiff]

Day-ew-s I think

[tall delta]

explains that terrarian is loreless people

[viral dagger]

day-oos

[fierce pagoda]

I just said like deus

[prisma grail]

like scal and maybe eoc are probably the canon ones i can think of

[earnest flare]

personally i use the french pronounciation of "deux"

[fierce pagoda]

Corny

[tall delta]

No i named him super bonekiller

[fierce pagoda]

The french part

[viral dagger]

why does aerialite get enchanted after specifically perferator/hive mind

[earnest flare]

(it translates to "2")

[proper skiff]

They are remnants of gods I believe so that might be something

[fierce pagoda]

🤯

[proper skiff]

Deus second boss confirmed?

[earnest flare]

deus splits into 2 parts

so

yeah

[prisma grail]

deus is also the second astral boss

[earnest flare]

anyways i think i found out how dei reproduce

[fierce pagoda]

Unertale

[earnest flare]

why does bro reproduce in the middle of the fight...

thats weird man

[proper skiff]

😭

[stark basalt]

Lore reason for Yharim whispering in our ear?

[fierce pagoda]

He likes us

[earnest flare]

yharim wants to keep the lore a secret

[viral dagger]

Astrum Deus, Latin for "Star God". The word "Deus" comes from Proto-Indo-European (Theorized) "Dyeus", referring to the god of the sky. Modern derivitives of Deus the Italian "Dio", and the Spanish/Portuguese "Dios"

[proper skiff]

When does this happen?

[earnest flare]

im sorry but i read "dio"

[crimson finch]

Astrum Deus is a JoJo reference

[viral dagger]

yeah thats where his name comes from

[earnest flare]

is that a jojo- 💥

[stark basalt]

The lore thingies

[crimson finch]

Real

[earnest flare]

ok but deus could also mean 2

[viral dagger]

giorno, being the son of Dio, is technically a jesus analog

[earnest flare]

deus - deux - two

[crimson finch]

Stardust Guardian

[stark basalt]

I think it’s just supposed to be both

[viral dagger]

no, that comes from Latin as well, it comes from the Latin "Duo", which is why spanish is Dos

[earnest flare]

no actually it would be really funny if deus translated to "astrum two"

[fierce pagoda]

Remember when Jesus was an important character in jojo part 7? Crazy times

[earnest flare]

ok but i dont like spanish

[stark basalt]

Jesus is canon in calamity

[proper skiff]

Is the calamity terraria a parallel universe to our terraria?

[crimson finch]

Guess it’ll die

[viral dagger]

i use spanish as an example because it is a romance language, and as such is a direct descendent of Latin

[earnest flare]

i killed spanish guys!!!

[fierce pagoda]

What seperates living shard and perrennial ore

And chlorophyte for that matter

[earnest flare]

you know what language is just as much of a latin descendant?

french

[viral dagger]

i could also do all of these examples in french

[earnest flare]

you could, but french also has deus - deux - two

so

yeah

[viral dagger]

uhh no

[proper skiff]

The real question is why are calamity devs so obsessed with worms🤨

[stark basalt]

But astrum is Latin

Isn’t it?

[earnest flare]

because they're under your skin

[fierce pagoda]

Easy to program i guess

[stark basalt]

Why would it be Latin French

[viral dagger]

god in french id Dieu, which comes from Deus, and it has Deux, which comes from Duo

[crimson finch]

[stark basalt]

And not Latin Latin

[earnest flare]

yes it is

[viral dagger]

astrum is just latin for star

[earnest flare]

actually deus translates to "god"

[viral dagger]

whats we call is astronomy

[earnest flare]

so fuck man he might actually be one

[proper skiff]

What if calamity had a Latin translation. That would go crazy

[earnest flare]

you know how yharim lied about ravager not being a god?

he could totally do that for deus and we'd never know

[viral dagger]

no no no, he is called that because he was worshipped as one, not because he was one

he does not posses a deific soul

[earnest flare]

just remember, the source of that info is from yharim

the same guy that got ravager completely upside down

[viral dagger]

no, draedon also says something about it somewhere

[earnest flare]

... and draedon would have probably learned about it from yharim

he is also not great with the world's history

like the terrarian

[viral dagger]

no draedon surveyed the infection himself, independent of yharim

thats where aureus came from

[proper skiff]

Someone needs to make a lore video on calamity explaining every single detail. It would take multiple hours, but best ending

[earnest flare]

the infection only matters because it infected deus

[viral dagger]

give me 50 bucks

[earnest flare]

gee imagine if someone is planning on doing that

yeah im waiting on sunken sea overhaul

[viral dagger]

the infection matters bc its here, and its taking shit over

[proper skiff]

50 Zimbabwean dollars

[earnest flare]

ok but deus is a being independent of the infection
no need to tie the two together like all dei are infected

[fierce pagoda]

I saw your powerpoint on Noxus on youtube, good video!

[earnest flare]

ty

[spring helm]

THAT WAS PUSHEEN?????

[earnest flare]

yeah lmao

[calm patio]

yes

[viral dagger]

WHAT

[stark basalt]

Wait you’re the PowerPoint person????

[proper skiff]

Bro sunken sea maxes me want to get the worms out of my skin

[stark basalt]

Holy fuck

[spring helm]

I’m mingling with legends

[proper skiff]

Midnight minute?

[viral dagger]

im shitposting with legends

[earnest flare]

midnight minute also does cal lore powerpoints

[spring helm]

Here I am with my greatest achievement being Aido using my drawing as his pfp

[viral dagger]

i should do a calamity lore video

[earnest flare]

... and so my biggest achievement is just making a powerpoint about noxus?

yeesh i feel almost offended

i co-founded a whole ass addon

[proper skiff]

Calamity lore video on vc

Just say whatever comes to mind

[viral dagger]

which one?

[earnest flare]

convergence

[fierce pagoda]

Ok if sunken sea doesnt release before 2025 im going to kiss a boy

[earnest flare]

it lived up to its name by converging into cascade

[proper skiff]

Are we going to get Silva in the update you think?

[stark basalt]

Mother

[spring helm]

That’s not what I meant at all

[stark basalt]

I’m sorry

[fierce pagoda]

Shes already here

[spring helm]

My bad bro

[stark basalt]

I apologize

[fierce pagoda]

In the abyss

[proper skiff]

😭

[viral dagger]

alr chat, canonically, wtf are the goblins doing here

we get nothing on them

ever

[spring helm]

wdym, they're just goblins

[fierce pagoda]

They are just goblins

[stark basalt]

They’re just goblining around

[proper skiff]

They are just mind goblins

[stark basalt]

I want to meet Boblin

[spring helm]

you could ask Demolitionist what dwarves are doing too if you want

[fierce pagoda]

Which god didnthe goblins worship?

[spring helm]

they're just there

[slender ingot]

they're goblins, what do you expect?

[proper skiff]

Mind goblin secret supper boss?

[viral dagger]

i had a joke about the goblins deity but it would prolly get me banned but i wanted yall to know i had it

[stark basalt]

Super boss Boblin the goblin

No its worth the ban

[fierce pagoda]

How bad could it be?

Dm it to me

[viral dagger]

pretty bad lol

[scenic olive]

Supper

Like

[proper skiff]

Bro

[scenic olive]

Burgers

[proper skiff]

Sure

[scenic olive]

Does it have cheese

and pickles

[fierce pagoda]

Pickels ew

[proper skiff]

Mayhaps

Heinz pickle ketchup

[scenic olive]

i like

[fierce pagoda]

On their own fine but in burgers? Byebye!

[stark basalt]

Give me some mayo and Oreo cream combo

For that burger

Orayo

[scenic olive]

ok maybe im weird

but i like it

[viral dagger]

burger?

[scenic olive]

[proper skiff]

Ong I hate burgers and red meat

[viral dagger]

L take

[proper skiff]

Bungers on the other hand

[fierce pagoda]

Remember when we had DS's and mario snitched on us when we closed it with his dumb ass voice?

[proper skiff]

Are you ready for a worse take I have?

[viral dagger]

hit me

[fierce pagoda]

Byebye! Is what he would say when inwas hiding my ds under my pillow

[proper skiff]

Pizza without sauce is better

[spring helm]

isn't that flatbread

[viral dagger]

im gonna fill your bedsheets with sand

[fierce pagoda]

Cheese bread

[proper skiff]

It takes the superior cheese bread and adds toppings

[stark basalt]

Fortnite reloaded

Sucks ass

[viral dagger]

fornite hasnt been good since season 6

[fierce pagoda]

Fortnite fortnite lets go we get it all night all night for show

[proper skiff]

What if it was called freaknite and instead of shooting guns…

[fierce pagoda]

Ahh that song takes me back

[viral dagger]

then they firebombed tilted towers

[proper skiff]

I’m sorry chat

[fierce pagoda]

Would Dreadon be cracked at fortnite?

[proper skiff]

Yeah

[viral dagger]

when they got rid of lucky landing i knew it was joever

[proper skiff]

He got the chair

[scenic olive]

Can draedon beat me at 4d chess

[fierce pagoda]

The exo gaming chair

[slender ingot]

i think he would good at game

[proper skiff]

Bro probably plays 5d chess😭

[fierce pagoda]

I dont like his odds

[viral dagger]

draedon said on twitter (hell of a source lol) that he doesnt have interest in games

[proper skiff]

Bro is literally a robot right?

[viral dagger]

hes prolly still be cracked tho

[fierce pagoda]

Hes lying to look cool

[scenic olive]

Hes actually has 0 idea of how chess works

[proper skiff]

Draedon is definitely a discord mod

[crimson finch]

Draedon is an Ultrakill sweat

[proper skiff]

True

[fierce pagoda]

Draedon is a nerd

[viral dagger]

draedon can *********

[stark basalt]

Draedon would taste like cheese

[fierce pagoda]

He would so get bullied in highschool

[crimson finch]

[scenic olive]

Does draedon workout

[viral dagger]

he doesnt need to

[crimson finch]

No

[viral dagger]

hes artificial

[scenic olive]

I know this sounds stupid

[crimson finch]

He’s literally stuck to his chair

[scenic olive]

but does he try to workout once

[slender ingot]

Here's a real question: Does Draedon ever take a break from his research?

[scenic olive]

just to experience it

[proper skiff]

Draedon vs. yharim, who wins? (They have all their resources at hand in this fight)

[scenic olive]

Out of curiosity

[fierce pagoda]

I mean he doesnt exactly have muscles to develop

[viral dagger]

no hes not he stands up in the pre-exo fight animation

[proper skiff]

Bro is a robot, no

[fierce pagoda]

Or muscle memory to make

[crimson finch]

Doesn’t mean he isn’t stuck, just his back and head are unstuck

Like his legs are stuck to his chair

[viral dagger]

i think hes fully unstuck, but idk

i see no reason for him to be stuck, hes seen in concept art without the chair

[crimson finch]

Draedon chewing gum and sticking it under his chair to the point it’s a giant ball of gum and he can barely fly off the ground

Draedon has a huge chewing gum addiction

[scenic olive]

Draedon built himself a jaw to chew gums

he actually doesnt need a mouth

he can just build speakers on his body

[slender ingot]

I mean, I know he doesn't need a break. I was just wondering if he ever takes breaks.

[viral dagger]

is draedon even slightly organic

[slender ingot]

I don't think

[scenic olive]

I guess watching his creation fight counts as a break for him

its like a form of entertainment

[fierce pagoda]

Csn dreadon be killed

[scenic olive]

[fierce pagoda]

If you destroy all of his bodies

[viral dagger]

cuz if he was an AI then he wouldnt need 600 years to reach that level of technology

[slender ingot]

possibly

[scenic olive]

His real body is on a supercomputer

[fierce pagoda]

Ew

[crimson finch]

Gummy from spinkleborb

[fierce pagoda]

Where os that from

It looks familiar

[crimson finch]

Gummy from SpongeBob

[fierce pagoda]

Oh i thought it was from chowder

[scenic olive]

Does draedon understand how wings work

[fierce pagoda]

Nah

[scenic olive]

Why does he build thruster instead of chair with wings

[slender ingot]

spinkleborb? How did you get that from SpongeBob?

[proper skiff]

Do you think the climax of the calamity mod when development on the story is completely done will have yharim get the dragon thing from xeroc? (I forgor what it was called)

[crimson finch]

SPinksponk

[viral dagger]

i could prolly beat draedons ass in a 1v1

[crimson finch]

[viral dagger]

bitch aint shit without his machines

[scenic olive]

The Dragon Ball Z Anime copy

[fierce pagoda]

Hes still made of metal

[viral dagger]

that counts as a machine

[proper skiff]

Actually?

[pliant ruin]

strawberry cheese

[slender ingot]

I wouldn't be surprised if he installed weapons into himself

[viral dagger]

i mean his squidgy body

[fierce pagoda]

That doesnt even exist

[proper skiff]

Doodlebob vs. Draedon

[fierce pagoda]

Does it?

[proper skiff]

Pink cows

[pliant ruin]

it does