#lore-discussion
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what
u did and the phase sucked ass
how dangerous is noxus compared to fovos
i think noxus is meant to be more potentially destructive
but fovos stronger in a straight-up fight
not that i imagine anything in terms of powerscaling between them is set in stone
fovos is the moon lord before it was ripped apart
fovos was responsible for killing a good portion of the dragons
Assuming noxus is on the same tier of power as xeroc or similar
and mortally wounding zeratros
though xeroc would win against fovos
noxus and fovos are probably pretty close though
Would the goat
beat fovos
no
Common L yharim
and fovos is stronger than zeratros by a decent margin
fovos was literally responsible for zeratros' death
"decent" meaning probably very very big but we don't really know
Prob hard to scale something we still dont fully know about huh
we know jack shit about noxus tbh
spooky distortion thing
but yharim only needed to see CV and he was fucking terrified
Isnt the extent of knowledge of him just “he exists” and DOG is his bitch
also the distortion is a hive mind and noxus might be the center of it
I love how Yharim is a very benevolent, heroic, kind, pure and goodwilled character. Mhm. Yup. That's him. Nailed it.
technically just draedon's theory as of now (the hive mind thing) i think
100% accurate, trustworthy and life-changing
we got more knowledge of the distortion in general in the new update
What if the distortion was added like an in game dimension? Lol
they're probably being a bit sparing with info on noxus cause it might never appear
it will
“Distorted cloud” as the main block
distortion is gonna be a big piece of post-ML exploration eventually
also we're gonna fight DoG's second phase there
we beat up ceaseless void and then enter it
king slime with prep time would win
SG was holding back
SG?
that's actually canon
slime god?
like straight up
slime god is weaker than other gods because it limits how big it can get
because it decided to take the role of the keeper of balance
no way its a real god
cuz real gods
would solo
but tbh I expected more from yharim'
ngl
and why did they nerf the calamity verse bruhhhh
gods are just a title and creator deities are kinda fucking boring as shit
nah theyre good
xeroc retconned the universe because it was scared that the terrarian was getting too strong
no
thus has alot of potential
it is in the lore
show it then
terrarian spawned and had the last essence
is it official lore
if you pull something out of total calamity i'm gonna laugh my ass off
Terrarian spawned into existence, hosting the very last Auric Soul: the Godly Essence Auric Soul, beginning thus the Great Calamity Auric Era.
pleasepleaseplease
it says this in lore
cite your sources
the wiki
show us a screenshot
bruh
Def total calamity
: p
lemme search for it cuz i copied text and saved it, now imma search for it again
gimme a minute
👍
we'll wait
my heart rate is through the roof rn
shh
yeah this

it sounds like a webnovel
This guy clicked on fandom or total calamity
just a bunch of adjectives that sound weird in english
im 99% sure fandom's lore page is ai generated
Yeah fandom wiki
fucking fandom lmao
it's the fandom wiki
welllllll fandom
uh fandom
dont use fandom
ever
is not official
WTF WHY IS FERRARIA REAL LMAO
its vandalized to hell and back
Fandom wiki is an adventure
!wiki lore
that place has been abandonned by the devs
it never was official for over like a year
Not official
it's basically 100% misinformation made for shits n' giggles
Its so funny how ppl still fall for the fandom wiki
im sorry but this is the most convoluted and nothing sandwich of a lore ive ever read
Prob doesnt help fandom wiki shows up before most of the real wiki
FNAF has more substance than this shitpost
this needs to be pinned
it can be fun to read
but was rlly nice
but you have to remember that it's non canon
paint Yharon over it and it's pinworthy entirely
true that
you want me to draw yharon over it or paste the chicken nugget sprite
Amidias being the God of Fish is my favorite part of the Canonical Lore!
whichever you prefer idk
both
he doesn't
no
no
not a chance in hell
xeroc is near immortal
he's cooked
immortals can be cursed
small country level+ tho :3
or sealed eetc
aint shit then
it is
xeroc is alive and kicking and the most powerful thing to ever live
which yharim cant do
why did I think calamity scakes wat higher
scakes
you play on a single continent
how do u know all his abilities
we know he def can't curse, because he would've done it
at the end of the day he's a very strong regular guy
scal fucking hates yharim
scal can't curse to that degree
xeroc outscales massively
and why would she
Hehe. The funny powerscaling talk.
theoretically
ig
lol
ik ofc she does
every time we beat her
she speaks her stuff
please keep in mind xeroc is the strongest user of magic in the world
literally the strongest thing ever
and how would you curse someone so much stronger then you
Im doing an infernum mastermode FTW playthrough rn bruh, it is painful
still doesn't get past Country level tho
L
Idk, i think i could beat Xeroc.
I could uhh....... Yep. I could beat him. With my uhhh.... Yeah.
noxus is more destructive than xeroc but is still beaten by xeroc
i stopped at perforiators and im gonna redo the playthru cuz Im bored of my character HAHA
i do love this fact honestly. makes everything seem a lot more important when you can't just toss about planets left and right
keep in mind that cynosure is a bit misleading, yharim hasnt been added yet
yeah ofcc
we never kniow
what they change in lore
they're not gonna change lore btw
they're gonna change outdated stuff but besides that its exclusively additions
I guess it's good if you don't want to make things too over the top for something that isn't meant to be, I will say tho powerscaling is subjective and if you wanna scale off of stuff like flavor texts and whatever then go on and do it

Hehe. That's pretty funny.
post this in calsub and you're gonna get the top post of all time
sad truth
i am afraid of posting on reddit
(dont actually
Reddit's a scary place.
I moderate that place
not a calamitas drawing, impossible
that sub (and reddit in general) is such a shithole
do you just have a lot of free time
putting aside jokes about it being literal hell, if you bother to post anything and people act weird about it just tell me
I think the last time i've went to Reddit was uhhh.... Never, because i've only ever had one social media account, being this one.
considering my break from school, yes
Oh, wait, no. I had a twitter account for like, a month.
fair enough
i havent seen a funny post there in literal months
same
also remember that one time where someone posted a weird ass shitpost regarding giant clam and a nasty thing some dude did and when we deleted it the guy came to us asking how to not get it deleted like
I can make a funny post!
wtf
the art is good too (ignoring the oversexualized women)
anyways
Hey, so, why did the chicken cross the road?
cause it wanted to deliver their message to their master
Actually, it was because it wanted to get to other side.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!
You got close enough though, you get some points :p
yharim sigma male edit
IM HAAANGIIING OON TO THE OTHER SIIIIIDE
with perfect girl phonk song
I just talked about this elsewhere, but isn't it so weird they chose Sigma out of all roman letters for that?
and yharim doing the sigma face whatever
Like, it's the 18th letter. It's not even the first or last. It has 0 meaning.
idk maybe it's about how people go A tier and then S tier
It's not even the exact middle.
in tierlists
Yall think yharim could handle a mind goblin
...Actually that's also pretty weird
im pretty sure it started as a joke making fun of alpha males with a random symbol
Why do people put S tier above A tier?
idk
SUPER
snek letter
and the alpha males just took it as their own
Z tier, sure, you could make an argument for that one.... But why S???
Hey, i've heard this one before.
S and E are a Uk thing i think
Calamity lore tie in!!!
Calamitas bought into the Alpha/Sigma stuff and Permafrost had to just grit his teeth over it.
DoG was responsible.
have my condolences permafrost she's beyond salvation
I can fix her 

the amount of times I've heard that about Calamitas on my few months of moderating the subreddit...
the trauma
wait a minute
u should ban anyone who says that
True
you're a mod at the calamity sub
yes he is
that means
you know who
Thats neat
who the notregedit guy
JAHAHAA
BOO NOTREGEDIT JUMPSCARE
I can fix her || faulty wifi connection, i'm the technician you asked the provider for the other day. ||
this dude...
Anyone who thinks they can “fix” calamitas is insane. Girl prob has a shopping list of issues
they were weird in the past but their comments in the subreddit got kinda better over time
their profile is still hellish
like
The entire concept of ''I can fix her" is pretty weird in my opinion, to be honest, but i don't think this is the right place for that :p
Its true
If you want to like a fictional character that's fine just tell anyone and I'll personally send you to hell (doesn't make it any less weird)
they're mostly normal if you don't look at their profile
just that
if calamitas is in a post, you can bet they're in the comments
the amount of people who go "the joke is porn laugh" is annoying man
in the sub
I try to be chill in there and kinda succeed tho luckily
Just don't be in there tbh
prolly the chillest moderator out of the 3
bro
I moderate that place
along with uhh
There's nothing wrong with liking fictional characters to be honest. Everyone has their own methods of escapism, as long as it's not harming anyone :p
The problem is when people are weird about it, which they usually are.
It's harms me to see "I like x character it think they're hot" because it makes me want to hurt them and myself
More accurately publically weird
ye
if you wanna be weird then be weird in places that are not public and where people will tolerate or even accept it
Like you can write 50k word fanfiction about draedon and power to you! But you dont need to share that outside of its space
Depends on if you want it to get recognition
Might aswell get into it now but i think the concept of "I can fix her" as a whole is very weird because it feels like it's fetishizing mental illness, and usually when these people meet actual real mentally ill women they antagonize them :p
yeah
It's not a good mindset
Really weird
Its usually by people that will make it worse too
When that her becomes a him it's a whole nother issue
Where it's literally criminals and they be like "I could fix him tho"
I could fix yharim trust
I can fix his….uhh….alot

I didn't remember you like this a year ago
I mean I also changed
I became a little more hinged since last year
Door hinge
What finishing college does to an architect
I've never seen anyone say Hinged as a opposite of Unhinged before, but that actually makes alot of sense, now that i think about it.
...I'm pretty hinged, i think. Most of the time, anyways.
I'm not
Im hinged untill i spot something cool
I'm so unhinged I appear hinged
i could fix him (put him in a hydraulic press until he dies)
Untill a dev Comes over and says thats not how his fight ends i choose to belive this is the canon ending of yharim
I could fix him (undoes his auric attunement)
that would be basically the same thing i think
I could fix him (removes the yharon auric soul hes gonna get midfight)
nah he's not gonna suddenly absorb yharon's soul mid fight
No
if yharim gets yharon auric soul
Microwaving ≠ hydraulic pressing
it is an april fool's update
that is how i will tell
if it is the real fight or not
I fully believe in the yharim eating yharons soul idea
even if that was the only way he could beat xeroc he'd probably either give up or knowingly kill himself by fighting xeroc head on
yeah
and even then, i doubt he'd suddenly be as strong as xeroc
nah trust being beaten up by “Bongwater Boingle” will make him realize he needs to eat his dog
it would take time to understand and hone his new power
and xeroc has had centuries to train theirs
he'd rather be killed by you than absorb yharon's soul
definitely yeah
cause at least then he can bank on you being successfully propagandaized into also hating the gods
Nahhh trust. Whats a bit of hypocrisy
well, yharim is all about hypocrisy
EXACTLY
@mighty zenith ur a massive dumb stupid idoit
what's a little more 
yharim's kind of a hypocrite but he would never do that
ban this user
ik i'm joking
I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING TRUST
in a fever dream maybe
i feel like yharim still has a strong moral code, seeibg as he challenges YOU, so yeah he wouldn't.
where did this convo go
Mmmmm, we can see a Yharim that also refuses to speak to you until you're in his doorstep being desperate enough for that
Would remove all his credibility mid fight without having him really have to say anything too
I can fix them 💀💀💀💀💀
it's definitely an interesting Yharim to explore,
This is how we circle back the dumbass convo lmfao
but could Draedon get around the active Quarantine Enforcement Platform to safely land on planet 4546B
the real questions here.
Draedon prolly planned the system
draedon vs. alien weapon
who would win
Every piece of technology in the universe? A little bit of draedon inside
Trust
Dont think about it at all
Yes
But yeah draedon could def just get around it
If some guy on the planet could he def can
I mean, Ares alone has similar health to scrapped devourer of universes so powerscaling goes crazy
I dont think you can powerscale a scrapped concept
Fair, but how strong is god.
he just got lucky enough to survive the ship crashing
Like yahweh god or
do consider that DoU was before the power curve flattening
Well yeah but the protag still disables the thing on the ground
True, and now the Exos combined have like double its health
well draedon could obviously do that
But i think he means like
from the sky
both because he literally couldn't be infected and because he could probably hack it
the question is could he land on the planet before it was deactivated in the first place
Probably yeah
I think the answer is yes. I mean, Draedon is just bordering godlike so
Im sure draedon can figure out a way to connect to like a network its connected to and shut it down
another W for the best character
true
Or even just control the damn thing for his purposes
draedon can have his own little aerie
not concealed, just murks anything that gets close enough to discover it
True
Also its a planet rich with materials which nothing else sentient is gonna contest
Plus flora/fauna to be studied
Draedon would probably have a blast in the subnautica planet
he'd probably have a field day with 4546B
he could study funky infection thing that i definitely remember the lore of
kharaa
He could study the INSANELY GIGANTIC CORPSES at the bottom of the world
Maybe figure out how to make some kind of new bioweapon like the jungle plague from the infection
i feel like the plague already outcompetes kharaa in usefulness
See
You’re right
But what if you put some plague with your plague
Plague squared? Prob goes crazy
Dropping draedon in any random planet/game/series/etc would probably make him have a field day with all the new possibilities
i only know how to draw calamitas

draedon healthcare system
free if you don't snitch to yharim about the plague
xeROCK is my testing character with dragonlens enabled
i think that means xeroc is boundless????

Trol
I decided to use cosmilite for the “core,” I remember someone said something about using astral blocks, so I’ve encased astral ore in cosmilite. Would it be powerful enough to burn the astral ore like a fuel source? With godslayer flame?
Oops
Astral ore doesn't seem useful for this,
Draedon uses exo prisms for all energy related matters,,,,
Why would astral ore even be useful anyway
Well it is a star essence of some sort, and I’ve been told that in the lore, astral infection is everywhere in space and I figured i could design a stellar engine using it
astral ore is probably some sort of twisted mana
if astral meteor is a shard of an astral star, then its straight up bloated evil mana
True, I wanted to treat it like some kind of radioactive fuel, but instead it corrupts and twists the cells to its will when exposed
Like an efficient way to dispose of it, even if it’s little by little
realistically dreadon would just use exo prisms as power source for anything
Yeah but like, doubt it'd be any more useful as fuel than Endless Energy Crystal
Even if it could be exploited as a good energy source which we doubt
If anything it makes you a target for AD(s)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what the devil
They'd sense it and go Kill You
AD’s? What is that?
astrum deus
u should draw calamitas as that image of a soggy cat
honestly calamitas is like
a cat
Also, could the plague hypothetically be vaccinated against? Like have some sort of injected nano machine that sends a repellent signal to the plague nano’s?
Sure
Draedon can develop that in 3 seconds
He already has
He can turn all that shit off already
It’s pretty much a game mechanic, I can’t kill town npcs with plague
It'd probably work like a antibiotic in that it ''kills" the plague droids
Probably just deactivate
Plague infested shit wouldn't really, heal
We think
But it'd stop spreading immediately
Most plague creatures are basically too far gone to go back so
yeah
like mf virulings dont even have legs
Yeah they'd probably all die immediately from the shock of pain and trauma the plague kinda keeps them away from,
Yeah, but military use, say a yharim platoon, they could basically be plague troopers and use guns like the hive and the plague smg
yharim would probably never agree to that tbh
Lol
if enslaving a animal with the plague was enough to make yharim go ballistic on draedon i think if he did it on human beings he'd feed his recon body to yharon
It's still so funny
Genocide Man when slavery: :(
I forgot that lol
Old lore spotted
oh wow those photon videos huh
That one isn't even genocide man it's old lore yharim

It's uhhh.... evil man who uhh.... did uhh... evil things
I don't even remember if old lore yharim explicitly did anything particularly heinous actually he was just like a dictator and thats it. or something.
Yeah wasn’t he much larger too
He ate suns
Until devourer ate his side
old lore was peak
Deus was literally all the stars in the sky iirc
dubious
Definitely had some good things that I think should’ve stayed
I THINK
IN MY OPINION
Like deus being lore relevant
Not really
perhaps lol
Deus was smited
Now he just exists
everything cool about it kinda stayed

Genocide man is current yharim
What are you talking about
Except like idk xeroc being omnipotent or something
We're referring to current
I'm talkinga bout the video
the video isn't current yharim
stopid
u both stompids
We were not talking about the video
so why were you replying to our comment
im stupid ok : (
Interstellar stompid
guh

he seemed to have stars in his body
and yharims mom
or something
she had a bow
i think
not that he was all stars
Vanilla players obtaining the stormbow:
Is that a calamity reference???
uhhhh what else didnt stay
chtulhu
i guess
providence being a angel and demon thing???? still never understood that part and i dont think anyone did honestly
provi lore was probably the single worst part of calamity lore back then i think
I thought it was still relevant, profaned enemies spawn in the hallow afterall
And you can fight her there
i mean the hallow in general feels unfitting for provi but eh
Yeah
I agree
But hell alone isn't a good choice either
The sun was cool
given providence's massive influence on the entire world lore-wise i wouldnt be against her just being able to fought anywhere
On its own not really she doesn't really give pure hell vibes
i mean
idk
shes made of rocks and fire
and crystals ig???
she's literally the profaned goddess
drops unholy essence
she feels pretty hellish to me
yeaaaaaaahhhh having “profaned” in the title never struck right with me
But has “holy” fire
i mean in old lore it felt weird but thats probably cuz provis entire lore was weird
it fits well with new lore cuz shes a evil ass bitch ass mfer
I've said this before and ill say it again another 50 times
Infernum: food
We're not going to pretend old lore was good but Arm Galaxy Deus went hard as fuck
Prov is just frenzied flame
deus was really cool yeah
thjats like
the one part
i actually think was better back then but i understand why the change hapened
Goozma:
The whole essence of that is “insanity”
Burn the world
goozma was not cool srry
Because it's impure
the ADDON made him cool
but official goozma was not cool
he was literally just a fucking marble
That's what frenzied flame is
Hotg goozma lore is an allegory for communism
Wait until they bring back Ligma
Goozma was literally the best
Especially when he was noxus
his design was literally a marble
Goozma is whatever tbh
Hotg goozma is good because the team designmaxxed the hell out of him
It’s from Elden Ring
hotog goozma my beloved
the addon made him super cool with his brand new squid jellyfuish slime thing design and managed to gaslight ppl into thinking official goozma was also cool
and then collectively shitposted the best lore for us to shitpost further over
Live frenzied flame ending reaction
Yeah, but it’s weird, because we can still see providence, it’s not like she gives us a mana debuff for being near her or any other profaned enemies
wuh
wtf why is the cheese multiplying
we are taking over the world
In contrast, the frenzied flame blinds all who sees it with insanity
umm speaking of discord names thanksgiving is a bit irrelevant
i should prolly change it
I want to have thanksgiving with yharim and Draedon, calamitas can come too but I doubt she would want to
Bro can probably microwave pancakes with mind
Yharim
i will host my own thanksgiving session
He’s like that one family member you barely remember
hmm i think this is more relevant now
“Always strive to create, even if it’s perfectly heated microwave pancakes”
-Draedon probably
a wise guy that John Draedon

What would yharim do
commit genocide
Just stab him as soon as you open the door lmao
D U N G E O N P R I S O N E R S

Was trying to find a polterghast emoji but this works also
Would yharim only act nice for us
I think he’s regretful of his actions right?
Is he really?
Forgive if so, eliminate if not
Understandable
cheese sleepover. calamitas gets invited. other ppl can come too. yharim is explicitly prohibited from coming. you're stinky and i don't like you.
But it would be very awkward with yharim and calamitas
New boss fight or official yharim town npc he can choose
no
he's not
he makes it pretty clear that he does not regret any of the Killing Millions part
Well if he wants to be apart of the party he has to behave
if he wants to be apart of the party im gonna shove him in a meat grinder
Simply put
And also nicer to his potential successor
I WILL invite everyone and I WILL give everyone a second chance
He's stupid you're not going to succeed him doing anything
Yeah I’m gonna stab him lol
All gods are dead or mia and you can't kill Xeroc so who the fuck cares
Succeed him by being better
say it with me kids
yharim is evil and does not regret his actions, the reason he's depressed is because everyone left his side
he is NOT morally gray
he is NOT someone who is started as a hero then was corrupted due to power or ambitions or sokmething
hes EVIL and FUCKED UP and NEVER WAS A GOOD GUY and NOT MORALLY GRAY
Just give yharim weed and make him a stoner
True!!
Nuh uh
i own a cool figure of hatsune miku
Hero’s Mod
I own a couple pets
I own everything
Based
Make Cirrus sell the “Prismatic deuce”
Make cirrus die
Who tf is cirrus
Drunk princess
fabsol’s self-insert
cirrus is the 3rd best calamity npc
how
- calamitas
2.permafrost
3.cirrus
Draedon
i meant town npc
random question
is azafure supposed to be the buildings in the underworld or just the area of the brimstone crag?
we only see the outskirts
The vanilla ones are there for other reasons I don’t know myself
Do you think the combined force if Fovos and Noxus could take down Xeroc, probably right?
Fr? You mean there would be more if the world boundary wasn’t there?
Nuh uh
That’s crazy
y’know speaking of structures
there should be a calamity-stylized rework of the vanilla structures
maybe an addon or somethin’ idk
Uhhh
- Calamitas
- permafrost
- Amidias
- bandit
This is the true top
amidias is so skrunkly :3
Someone should make an unofficial calamity addon that makes the crags larger and with more structures
what about horse
horse fish fish horse man
real‼️
yep, devs confirmed this
they're doing that officially already :p
Why would anyone waste time doing this
😮
Yeah this
YAAAAY!!1!1!1! ^w^

cheese, add a singular extra cheese to your name

sunken sea and crags are both being reworked, SS being the next major update
also heard smth about a astral biome rework but that one is more minor
o camt : (
maximum cheese has been reached
sad day for cheese fans everywhere

me and my friend run a calamity themed fantasy roleplay and i have to keep insisting upon them that xeroc is the top of the verse with yharim in second place (noxus has been nerfed cause the WOTGs mod is canon to the rp) and they keep making oc stuff that is similar to xeroc in power
it's kinda funny
Brimstone elemental technically smells like rotten eggs 🤮
ooo fun :3
this is my calamity oc yharum hes just as strong as xeroc and hes the god of blood also hes evil and hates everyone
i think calamitas technically does too

we DO have a god of reality that is on level with yharim lol
the highest i allow is just a bit below yharim
brimstone is technically just a funny name for sulfur isnt it
calamitas take a shower‼️
yea
It’s like the arcane name smth like that
technically all the brimstone flames in calamity should be blue
joke aside though brimstone kind has taken a entirely different meaning in media
we edit the lore to whatever we think is cool (such as xeroc creating the nameless deity, for what purpose? we don't know but it's cool)
shouldn’t everything related to brimstone be blue then?
yeah
its usually meant to refer to some sort of demonic version of fire
Doesn’t that boss use a GUN jpeg?
bc when you like sulfur on fire it turns blue
in getfixedboi
like this
have u guys seen
real life
sulphuric ''seas"
theyre not rly seas theyre more like laes but still
Around volcanic areas right?
Well yeah when you say brimstone you're referring to the fiery Demon hell thing and when you say sulphur you mean piss
there’s not sulphur in piss????
We know
fuck you
People don't remember piss sea anymore.,.,.
oh! ok now i get it
This link implies that there is a mf shimmer lake in Yellowstone”
i did not like piss sea
what are our national parks hiding?!?! 😡😡😡
“Grand Prismatic spring”
i’m posting this theory on-
i shouldn’t continue with that joke it’s kinda political… :(
yea i’m woke
i woke tf up this morning
Yharim will reopen Yellowstone on my terraria world as punishment
He will be the main park ranger
does anyone else want to hug yharim?
yharim is stinky
i don’t like hugging genocidal maniacs, no
i want to hug yharim!
you don’t know‼️‼️
while wearing a full set of spiked metal armor
but he’s really depressed too
:(
I would probably be in fight or flight mode but I think everyone needs a hug
he’s depressed because all his friends said he’s a horrible person
because he is
You got me for a sec lmfao
why can't people like yharim without trying to make him seem like a good person
i fkin love him as a character but he's completely ireedemable and THAT'S what's cool about him
he’s got a nice dragon tho :3
he's a horrible person but he's a human. He's not just
his dragon is not nice
a force of evil
His family ded
whomp whomp
He's a real, palpable, evil person. You can tell he's got human feelings and emotions, but you can also tell he's absolutely rotten
That’s probably what kickstarted his ugly road of life
He feels realistic and that's what so cool abt him
i’m probably just misreading the lore
but people instead choose to jump on the easier explanation and go ''wait no hes actually a good misunderstood guy"
No
yharim calls himself a fallen hero but we all know that’s bullshit
average dictator self-justification
draedon tho
i absolutely would never hug him
I often sympathize too much with villains and I always think about how they would be if their life circumstances were different, nature and nurture sort of thing
bro’s the embodiment of corporate corruption
he wouldn't respond in any way
i think we all do that
I would understand their actions but also know what they are doing is wrong
Unless you hugging him stopped his progress on his current work then he'd probably tell you to stop and if you didn't he'd forcibly make you do so
Also what purpose does yharim have now
yharon i’d hug tho
yharon is like yharim
without hesitation
I think he’s just talking about physical comfort
Right now
bro i’m a furry
he may be evil but he’s still a fluffy dragon
fair enough honestly
“Unreal Chicken Cannon”
I’d eat yharon honestly
i would hug bumblebirb
Fried specifically
i'd have a pet bumble
it woulf be cool
riding it aeround like those fantasy settings where elves ride griffins
that’s gotta be like
millions of calories
yesss
GAINS
the best part is that you can reasonable have a pet dragonfolly in the cal universe
Besides the terrarian fights a lot
I want a pet Plaguebringer that blasts “Fly of Beelzebub” everywhere we go
it's not impossible at all
i fucking would
they're not only incredibly common but also unlike dragons, that are fully sentient, are just animals
anyways what you really are missing guys here is the subtext, as we know,m goozma represents communal power due to their creation of an auric soul of their own thanks ot the sheer willpower of all the combined slimes, this is a comparision to the dragons (capital holders) and the gods (new generation capital holders) yharim believed int he dragons capital, so he is outraged at the gods, despite being virtually the same and comitting the same criems, and perplexed by Goozma being able to generate comparable power just out of sheer communal force
Epic win
you could also theoretically have a pet eidolon wyrm but you'd need to be a fish for that one
bumblebirb is the best thing in the cal universe behind scal herself
dragonfolly is just
no thoughts
just birbing
Nah
that i wouldn’t try
The best thing that came from calamity is
doing this, goozma positions itself as superior to even yharim, both morally and in matters of wealth (power) because its source of it is infinitely more valuable than yharim, who merely shares the capital of yharon
Me, myself, and I
almost a will wood reference
If we use “exotic pheromones” to summon the dragonfolly, would that mean he attacks us while
We couldn't possibly tell you waht the best thing that came from Calamity is
If Calamitas has a million fans, i'm one of them
If Calamitas has five fans, i'm one of them
If Calamitas has one fan, i'm that one
If Calamitas has no fans, i'm no longer alive
If the world is against Calamitas i'm against the entire world
Till my last breath, i'll support Calamitas
me too sister
no, she shall be free
Is calamitas a freeloader or does she pay the rent
YOURE INFECTED, QUARANTINE PROTOCOL I REPEAT QUARANTINE PROTOCOL
she lives in a cave
she pays tax collecter
i don’t think she pays rent
calamitas is kinda like, partly nepotism, party false success story
i'm not about to ask the girl who spent her last 2 years of life living in a cave to pay rent
calamitas was taken in by yharim because of her powers and, while we do not know yet their origins, we would compare her situation to fake success story stuff
yeah we made a bazillion dollars except the deal is that the guy already was a billionare from the start,
Or is the abundance of platinum her pay
anyways this is what you should be talking about is the point, compare calamity lore to Capital, we will be back in an hour for your assignments
She can pay me in a single fish every 2 weeks
calamitas can pay me in me giving her free therapy
Pay me with challenging boss fight every few weeks
the azafurians definitely ran under a monopoly
oh she pays you in enchantments
I live for fighting
Erm we pay HER for enchantments
shush
wed wager ilmerians lived under more traditional bourgeoise trade,
the only people who lived under anything resembling socialism was probably the sky guys and the dragon monks
althought he monks were probalby morre like slavery, considering the dragons were the original capital holders
uhhhhhhhh yes most likely but all the ones we know of are dead
Emphasis on living
azafure DEAD illmeris DEAD sky civiliation DEAD
the dragons definitely called being a monk something akin to like, voluntary service but it was 100% basically slavery
That we know of?
this is the real reason xeroc ascended
he merely wanted to be a capital holder themselves,
Yeah I get that
But like it would be cool to see a living city for once
i’m pretty sure there are cities on other continents
it’s just on ours everyone is dead
living cutie
calamitas is right there
though, like yharim, they still failed to fight against the system of opression
draedon works through optimal materialism and thus does not care about your economy as long as its efficient
so hed probably prefer work under some sort of circular model
solely because he can reuse materials more easily if everything is basically rented out, and returned to manufacturer once damaged or unused
Would he partake in trade
how does slime god fit into the economic systems of calamity
Making jelly
slime god is a new capital holder but he got the shorter end of the stick
Idk
Wait he’s a capital holder?
she, remember? she transitions after wall of flesh
There’s communist?
slime god merely managed their wealth to become the seed of the communist revolution goozma represents
which is why she's the only one with clear, good intentions
wait
slime god is female?!
queen slime is slime god after she transitions
I’m more concerned on slime society
oh ok :3
And the fucking everything
the slime god cult are also communists
they just didnt know yet
dog and noxus are also capital but theyre more like
blackrock
actually slime god is a genderfluid tired office worker who hates its job
moon lord is just stupid
john calamity told me
that’s the company that owns like 70% of american companies right?
yes
epic (not epic)
investment firm, investors in half of the universe
is noxus still a canon character?
bc he’s not mentioned anywhere :P
noxus is like whoever the fuck is ceo of blackrock and dog is one of the chairs
fuck the moon lord‼️
he killed a lot of dergies‼️
ye
he's just the single most unknown character in all of hte lore
which tbh fits him well
the only characters who even know he exists r
what the fuck is blackrock 💀
are you just making this shit up bc i don’t remember shit about slimes having a communist society 💀
so, followign
DoG, Draedon (Implied), Signus (Presumably), Storm Weaver (Presumably)
permafrost is like, center left
black rock is a company that owns most major companies in the us
so like
who’s down left in calamity
again, goozma
no if goozma is a communist he would be up left
what the fuck do they have to do with calamity 💀💀💀
ah you mean, ah
wdk we dont care
anyways so like
astrum deus personally looks rightoid to us
trump suporte
left ofc


