lore-discussion

[dusty saffron]

probably

[fierce pagoda]

Do other planets with intellegent life and their own auric dragons exits in the cal verse?

[dusty saffron]

thats a question for vertrasyl

[abstract marten]

Has the devourer of gods actually devoured any gods?

Or is it an embellishment like the eater of worlds

[wheat walrus]

former

he devoured gods

[eager bluff]

was yharims #1 rated god disposal service

[dry scaffold]

too be fair it was either that or make more Walls of Flesh and corruption/crimson biomes

[eager bluff]

as i said
yharims #1 rated god disposal service

[dry scaffold]

so being number 1 of a 2 man race, when your opponent is an inanimate pole, isn't saying much

[dusty saffron]

technically he came up with the title himself but the truth made it stick

[abstract marten]

Whats the truth?

[plucky spruce]

that he ate gods

[dusty saffron]

that he devoured gods

[wheat walrus]

he ate dogs

[abstract marten]

Which gods

[wheat walrus]

wait no

gods

[plucky spruce]

gods

[wheat walrus]

fuck

[brazen moth]

i love how yharim is like “he had a serpent’s tongue” and then DoG is just a pompous asshole

[plucky spruce]

daaamn

[plucky spruce]

a bunch

[abstract marten]

Are there no examples?

[plucky spruce]

don't think so

[abstract marten]

Is there like a list of all the gods yharim's crusade slew?

[plucky spruce]

no

all of the gods that are not providence or slime god, Yharim's crusade killed them

or at least the majority

[brazen moth]

or xeroc

[plucky spruce]

true but xeroc is cringe

[brazen moth]

why do you say that?

[plucky spruce]

because other than the fact that he caused a war on accident, he does uhh, shit nothing

he put the terminus in the abyss too... don't ask me how

[abstract marten]

What even is the terminus?

In lore

[plucky spruce]

probly something very powerful

but it's kinda not that powerful nowdays

[spring helm]

Zeratros: "Xeroc, my monk. I need time to recover after fighting off that Calamity that attacked us. Provide me with sustenance and care, as I have done for you and your ancestors since time immemorial"
Xeroc: "Yummy yummy in my tummy."

[brazen moth]

remember, we don’t know for sure that xeroc was a monk of zeratros

[spring helm]

that's true

fun headcanon though

[brazen moth]

it’s assumed, but we can’t be 100% sure

[plucky spruce]

he was a monk for the dragons and was close enough to Zeratros that he was allowed to get close to him while he was dying

[brazen moth]

yes, but one of the devs literally said we can’t be sure that they were one of zeratros’s monks

[viral dagger]

since he was allowed access to him, we can assume he was

[plucky spruce]

the only other relation to any other dragon that we know is that he was friends with yharon

[viral dagger]

like technically arent entirely sure, but come on

[spring helm]

actually, you know what?
It would be even funnier if xeroc was really did just serve some other random dragon.
So all the dragons were just on the Aerie lying down near each other to rest after the titanic battle with Fovos.
And then Xeroc, monk of the dragon of whatever, just walked up to the King while everyone watched, too tired/injured to move.
And the Xeroc just EATS ZERATROS in front of everyone.

[plucky spruce]

where the friendship obviously ended after he fucking killed Zeratros, for the funnies

[brazen moth]

one of the devs was talking about this and made sure to point out that we can’t assume that

[plucky spruce]

he also had the knowledge that no other had (according to everyone else)

[viral dagger]

in fact we can even assume Xeroc was one of the highest monks at that point, think about it, zeratros was dying and xeroc was allowed access to him for long anough to perferm the ritual to consume his auric soul, so much access in fact that xeroc was likely at the Dragon Aerie at the time, which is why the Rock item was, according to Xeroc, a piece of the Aerie he carved

[brazen moth]

you’re literally jumping to conclusions

[viral dagger]

how

[brazen moth]

nowhere is it stated that xeroc was one of the highest monks

[viral dagger]

nobody can access the Dragon Aerie without permission, something that Xeroc needed to get the chunk of rock in the first place

[plucky spruce]

your argument is "a dev said that maybe he wasn't serving Zeratros", although devs have different views on the lore

[brazen moth]

and his argument is “we can assume [thing that we can’t assume based on all the lore we currently have]”

[viral dagger]

nobody in service of the dragons would allow xeroc access no matter how powerful he was, unless he was already in the dragon aerie shlorp glorping zeratros' auric soul

how could he have gotten Rock without it unless he was allowed into the aerie immediately before zeratros death

[plucky spruce]

i dunno man, we can totally use pink diamond as an example in here and i don't even like steven universe

[viral dagger]

remember the aerie is possibly the most secretive and secure places in calamity lore

[spring helm]

what is blud talking about

[viral dagger]

what

[brazen moth]

obviously he was allowed in the aerie but that doesn’t mean he was zeratros’s closest, highest monk

that’s a jump in conclusions with no evidence to support it

all we know is this

[viral dagger]

he has to be high enough to have enough time to preform the ritual

[brazen moth]

he was allowed in the aerie and he absorbed zeratros’s soul

[viral dagger]

maybe not the highest, but certainly one of the highest

[plucky spruce]

it was from when the show was still good, where they said that y'know, to kill pink diamond, a very high gem in the hierarchy, no simple ass person would be able to pass through the guards, only someone that was close to her

[brazen moth]

where are you getting this from? for all we know, zeratros asked for a random monk to help him

i’m going off what is stated in game, in the lore doc, and by developers. you are jumping to conclusions

[plucky spruce]

also i'm pretty that in concept art he was related to light, but probly mandela effect

[viral dagger]

what monk would leave his dying master on his deathbed right before he needs to be laid on the aerie

[plucky spruce]

that was also the most important of the masters

[brazen moth]

a developer said that the concept art is speculation and not 100% canon

[viral dagger]

that was prob just shading if your talking about that i think you are

[tall delta]

Cant wait for the part when Terrarian came back from defeating noxus and then xeroc appear in a flash of light and say "Congratulations, Terrarian, you have defeated noxus and saved Terraria, from now on, you'll be called Terraria Calamity Mod, here, take my blessing" and then Terrarian starts crying of emotion as they hug each other

[plucky spruce]

why wouldn't that concept art be canon? not like it affects the lore in any way shape or form... Xeroc's actual look is not even public anyways

[wheat walrus]

Zeratros was confirmed to have auric equipment in the concept art, meaning they're most likely attuned
they also have the primordial light sigil behind them even prior to ascension so yeah

take that as you will

[wheat walrus]

what?

[plucky spruce]

unless you know, you are the public that paid lots of money to see it

[brazen moth]

let me find it

[wheat walrus]

what did bro stip do 😭

a calamity has been caused

[brazen moth]

the way i interpreted this statement was “it’s not 100% set in stone”

[plucky spruce]

ah yes, the classic "it's official but not real"

[wheat walrus]

anyways I'd still say that we're gonna take the concept art as real since that's the only official source we have on Xeroc's looks

[plucky spruce]

unless you'e pbg patreon

[novel tulip]

b wawa

[wheat walrus]

wawawawawa

[wheat walrus]

wtf

predicted my moves

[viral dagger]

=

[brazen moth]

yes i agree, but all i’m saying is that we cannot assume that xeroc was a high monk of zeratros and could have been a lower monk of a different dragon

[spring helm]

you are so predictable, perish

[wheat walrus]

of course it really cannot be confirmed

[brazen moth]

aetryx was saying we should assume that xeroc was a high monk of zeratros

[viral dagger]

why would a lower monk of a different dragon be allowed access to zeratros?????

[plucky spruce]

the dragons did have enough of a hierarchy to understand that no lower monk should be able to see the highest rank dragon especially on a critical situation tho

also

[wheat walrus]

we know Xeroc is attuned to a dragon due to auric use in the concept art + the primordial light sigil halo in the same concept art, so I would assume that they are more likely to be related to Zeratros than most other dragons besides maybe Yharon, who Xeroc themselves described as an old friend in the BR Dialogue

[plucky spruce]

xeroc was trustable enough, that no one went with him

[novel tulip]

brainrot

[brazen moth]

i agree but i’m saying we can’t assume it to be the truth

[wheat walrus]

of course

it's just a theory

a game mod theory

[viral dagger]

not to see is a stretch, but on a deathbed on the AERIE???? no shot he would have been allowed access unless he was high ranking of zeratros

[plucky spruce]

or y'know, he was attuned

[brazen moth]

stop assuming

[plucky spruce]

apparently attuned people can just enter the aerie

[viral dagger]

he was prob attuned to zeratros if we was a high ranking monk of his

[brazen moth]

theorize, don’t assume

[spring helm]

I love theorizing

[viral dagger]

wait where does it say this, did i miss something?

[plucky spruce]

i mean, i dunno, Yharim apparently was able to enter that place very easily, but maybe he would just ask Yharon to do so

[spring helm]

Why is calamitas so much stronger than brimstone elemental when (speculation from Draedon) she got her powers from brimmy

[novel tulip]

that theory is very unlikely

[wheat walrus]

maybe because brimmy's powers were stolen by cal

[plucky spruce]

i dunno man, why is a disgusting old fish stronger than providence?

[brazen moth]

she’s just based

[wheat walrus]

don't you think

[viral dagger]

1. she didnt get her powers from her, and 2., she was like 12 when they fought

[plucky spruce]

he is reffering to the draetalk

[spring helm]

Fish supremacy

[brazen moth]

draedon speculates that she did

[spring helm]

Somebody didn’t read draetalk, mods kill him

[viral dagger]

old man strength

[sleek halo]

well tbf the first one has never been confirmed

[viral dagger]

i forgot that part of draetalk my bad i binged the whole thing in like 10 minutes

[sleek halo]

womp womp

[spring helm]

Real asf

[sleek halo]

you didn’t etch it into your memory for all of time?

[plucky spruce]

all i remember is that woooooow woooow EXO YHARIM you are a fool to claim victory herobrine!!!!

[sleek halo]

kind of

cringe

[viral dagger]

its unlikely that she got that powerful from something so much apparently weaker than her, but it doesnt really matter

[spring helm]

Saved

[wheat walrus]

thou art foolish man to dare claim victory of mine, herobrine!

[sleek halo]

maybe

[viral dagger]

[sleek halo]

the biggest thing to me is that her power is

seemingly transferable

[spring helm]

True

[viral dagger]

how so? enchantments?

[sleek halo]

we don’t know

but she gave her clone

[brazen moth]

she seems to have gifted some magic to calclone

[sleek halo]

the brimstone magic

[spring helm]

Calclone was not born with any magic, despite having the same dna as calamitas

Which implies that her power is not natural

[viral dagger]

ohhh thats cool, i assumed she just broke it out and it happened to get them soon after through some draedon shenanigans

[sleek halo]

nah

[viral dagger]

its not, draedon said so

[sleek halo]

well he doesn’t truly know

Draedon is speculating off his own research

[viral dagger]

given that she can enchant things, i think its fair that she can transfer it, and draedon was right

[sleek halo]

to know he’d have to make scal tell him

which she uh

likely would not do

[spring helm]

Honestly at this point we could just ask calamitas herself, she’s living in our town

[sleek halo]

after the whole clone shit

[brazen moth]

stop assuming that just because something is probable it’s true

[spring helm]

“Caly, where does your power come from?”
“Idk.”

[sleek halo]

probably not too fond of draedon

[viral dagger]

occams razor

[spring helm]

Holy shit exo Yharim

[sleek halo]

(she would probably destroy any recon that comes near her)

[sleek halo]

yharim if he had worse armor

[plucky spruce]

HE WATCHED THE WAFFLETIME GETFIXEDBOI VIDEO

[viral dagger]

wait yeah how DID draedon make yharims armor stronger when it was already auric?

[sleek halo]

Exo technology

[viral dagger]

no its an actual concept

[spring helm]

Well he put exo tech in it

[brazen moth]

it’s video game lore, i don’t know if occam’s razor applies

[sleek halo]

probably just

[plucky spruce]

I know

[sleek halo]

added modifications

to enhance stiff

or add like shit like flight

[viral dagger]

WaffleTime reference moment ig

[spring helm]

So the armour now likely responds quicker and better to Yharim’s movements and attacks

[plucky spruce]

i mean, exo prisms can fuse with other materials

[sleek halo]

realistically the armor is still entirely encased

[plucky spruce]

literally what we do with miracle matter

[sleek halo]

in auric

there wouldn’t really be much exo material showing

[viral dagger]

probably why his is stronger than ours, other than the attunement

[sleek halo]

Well yeah

[spring helm]

Since exo tech allows one to control technology like it was part of your nervous system or something

[sleek halo]

His was already better

and then got upgraded

[spring helm]

Miracle armour when?

[sleek halo]

Also the fact

this was less than a year ago

still makes me wonder

[viral dagger]

i want better auric in a future update, the colors are cool and i want an endgame all class armor

[sleek halo]

how much stronger could he have gotten

[brazen moth]

it’s interesting to think that after yharim is dead there won’t be any lore items after. unless xeroc gives them or something

[sleek halo]

well

[spring helm]

Yharim really heard of Draedon inventing a new technology and immediately came running to get an upgrade

[sleek halo]

iirc

[spring helm]

After firing him too

[sleek halo]

they eventually wont be

the main form of lore

[viral dagger]

Jank bro its ok to type for a while and not have to keep doing small messages were not gonna forget you

[spring helm]

Man’s fake af

[plucky spruce]

well, because yharim is the final boss

[sleek halo]

it’s just how i type

[viral dagger]

whatever ig

[plucky spruce]

the only plausible killable monster next would be maybe noxus

[wheat walrus]

huh

[plucky spruce]

since Xeroc is not stupid to just accept death i think

[brazen moth]

yeah but there’s plans for noxus and xeroc super bosses

[plucky spruce]

i mean

what is yharim going to talk about noxus anyways?

[viral dagger]

so how many gods are for sure in calamity, we know at least 8 but we apparently the genocide killed hundreds

[wheat walrus]

monster?

[plucky spruce]

don't think a lore item would matter

[spring helm]

Omni no

[plucky spruce]

kills you with laser eyes

[wheat walrus]

like...

LIKE...

[spring helm]

[plucky spruce]

pokemon

[wheat walrus]

MONSTER HUNTER

[plucky spruce]

pocket monsters

i love pokemon man

such a great game

great franchise indeed

[wheat walrus]

monster hunter has better creature design ngl

[plucky spruce]

thanks for reminding us omni

[viral dagger]

my switch crashed 5 times in the second gym battle in violet

[plucky spruce]

eternatus eternamax is epic tho

[wheat walrus]

and the recent mh games aren't shitty unlike pokemon

[wheat walrus]

also Ultra Necrozma

[brazen moth]

as a pokémon fan, yeah u right

[plucky spruce]

scarlet and violet are great games, just takes a while to get to the good part

literally one piece

[wheat walrus]

a puzzle of one piece

[viral dagger]

i played through all of violet, it was fine, but i put the game down for months so the devs could fix it

also the devs should make thorium canon since calamity is built to be compatible

[brazen moth]

no

[plucky spruce]

real

fargo's DLC becomes canon when?

also, doesn't calamity make thorium even more of a joke?

[viral dagger]

like just give it the base game treatment and rewrite the lore to fit calamity

[sleek halo]

yeah

[brazen moth]

that would also require a rewrite of calamity

[spring helm]

Nah

[sleek halo]

but this is still my favorite man

[spring helm]

Just slap it on

[viral dagger]

not really, just make thorium more minor that it already is

[wheat walrus]

Zygarde is cool

[viral dagger]

common Zygarde W

[sleek halo]

Zygarde complete unironically probably bullies

[brazen moth]

my pfp is the only good pokémon. all others suck

[sleek halo]

a majority of mh

[viral dagger]

Tinkaton my beloved

[halcyon dust]

No love for chandelure

[wheat walrus]

in terms of powerscaling?
Zygarde solos

idk about design tho ngl

[brazen moth]

fuck. one of the 2 good pokémon

[sleek halo]

yeah

I mean Imo I think his design is

absolutely fantastic

[viral dagger]

transformers ahh design

[wheat walrus]

I like it but it's not my type of stuff I feel like

[sleek halo]

Tho Yveltal

is probably tied

for my favorite legendary design

[wheat walrus]

prefer Necrozma, Yveltal, stuff like that

[sleek halo]

Necrozma is 3rd

[wheat walrus]

Lunala is good as well

[brazen moth]

pokémon in #lore-discussion is crazy

[viral dagger]

nEcroZMa isNt a lEgenDArY

[sleek halo]

Uhhh

[brazen moth]

shit. 3 good pokémon

[sleek halo]

In the games definition

yes

[brazen moth]

yes it is?

[sleek halo]

he is

he is technically an ub

but he also a legendary

[viral dagger]

someone told me it wasnt a legendary one time and i laughed at them

[sleek halo]

he’s an ub canon wise

he’s a legendary game wise

[sleek halo]

uhhh

necrozma solos xeroc

there it’s related now

shrimple

[wheat walrus]

necrozma prolly just instakills all of calamity instantly

[viral dagger]

both get power from the sun, its prolly a draw

[sleek halo]

he’d literally eat him

alive

[viral dagger]

idk how it works tho

[sleek halo]

xeroc is fucked

[wheat walrus]

no necrozma straight up absorbed an entire dimension worth of light and more

[viral dagger]

oh thats right the black hole thing

[sleek halo]

he’s done it to multiple

[wheat walrus]

ye lol

[viral dagger]

canon pokemon solos most of fiction tho to be fair

[sleek halo]

he can also just

literally take over xeroc

similar to lunala and solgaleo

realistically

(Not to mention at least manga wise he can just go into Ultra Necrozma form at will lol)

[viral dagger]

imma go make some alfredo, start a new conversation about calamity and ill be back later

[plucky spruce]

the entirety of calamity when prismatic laser hits them

[sleek halo]

gl hf

[spring helm]

I want to slap Draedon’s bald-ass head

[viral dagger]

something to de with providence idk

[viral dagger]

same

[pliant ruin]

alfredo very good i approve

[sleek halo]

probably would hurt

not him

he’d be fine

[viral dagger]

alfredo is a cheese sauce, i will eat you

[pliant ruin]

dont do that

eat the other evil cheeses not me

[viral dagger]

🧀

[brazen moth]

are you cheesist

[plucky spruce]

evil cheese 🫵

[pliant ruin]

BUT what about. what about her

[viral dagger]

edible

[plucky spruce]

this doens't exist

smollive never evolves

[pliant ruin]

it does its the best pokemon

literally the best pokemon ever

[brazen moth]

(i was kidding, i actually like most pokémon)

[sleek halo]

Yk who I hate

Dracovish

[plucky spruce]

shhh, smolive stays as smolive foreveeer

[sleek halo]

he looks

so fucking stupid

just so incredibly dumb

[pliant ruin]

smolive is good but dolliv is better

[sleek halo]

Inactually don’t hate his design

[brazen moth]

dolliv is great

[pliant ruin]

dolliv is just a autistic girl theres nothing else to say

look at her

[sleek halo]

his design is reallly goofy

[spring helm]

“You have passed my test by crafting miracle matter (ugh). I acknowledge that you will listen to what I have to say. Now, ask and I will answer.”
“Before that, I want you here in person.”
“Very well Terrarian, I shall send one of my recon bodies to you.”
some time later
“Now, what is it that you wish to kn-“
SLAP
“…was that necessary?”

[brazen moth]

that’s so true

[sleek halo]

true

[pliant ruin]

my favorite pokemon was anorith for most of my life

then they dropped dolliv and i was like

[brazen moth]

dolliv is just like me

[sleek halo]

truly

[pliant ruin]

[sleek halo]

same

[brazen moth]

i got the girl autism

[spring helm]

This has been our Calamity

[sleek halo]

except i’m not made out of plant

i think

[brazen moth]

i am

[pliant ruin]

i am

[plucky spruce]

checking if it really does jiggle

[pliant ruin]

wait no

nvm

cheese isnt a plant

sorry

[sleek halo]

idk haven’t checked in a while

[pliant ruin]

brain fart

cheese is actually made of milk which is not a plant

my bad

[sleek halo]

wowwww

[spring helm]

Vegan cheese

[sleek halo]

you lied to us

[brazen moth]

milk isn’t a plant?

[spring helm]

Wait

[viral dagger]

bro you really thing cheese is made out of milk

[spring helm]

Milk is not plant?

[plucky spruce]

cows are plants shut up

[spring helm]

Silva headcanon obliterated

[sleek halo]

yeah they’re just as flammable as a plant

[pliant ruin]

do vegan cheeses exist

[viral dagger]

Your telling me you belive in cows xD

[sleek halo]

(methane)

[pliant ruin]

no like fr do they exist

[plucky spruce]

yeah

[brazen moth]

wha- what does this mean

[pliant ruin]

id like to try them out one day

[viral dagger]

no you would not they are disgusting

[plucky spruce]

there's other types of milk

[sleek halo]

wouldn’t make sense

[plucky spruce]

that can make cheese

[plucky spruce]

it does suck

[sleek halo]

she got goat horns

[brazen moth]

@spring helm do not the silva

[viral dagger]

[pliant ruin]

mainly just cuz i want to eat every cheese ever but also cuz ive found vegan substitutes to be surprisingly tasty in the past, which is probably to further justify their higher prices

[sleek halo]

how can be cow, she has goat horn

[viral dagger]

im gonna give silva headpats and theres nothing you can do to stop me

[pliant ruin]

like ill be honest vegan burgers patties are better than most real burger patties ive eaten

[brazen moth]

—goat milk—

[plucky spruce]

she got no legs

[brazen moth]

fuck

[sleek halo]

anddd you die

[spring helm]

My brother brought home a vegan burger one day and I was flabbergasted at how good it was

[pliant ruin]

like

the only reason

im not vegan rn

cuz i would totally be if i could

[humble fog]

Cow horn

[pliant ruin]

is

[spring helm]

Paraplegic goddess

[pliant ruin]

its . expensive.

thats literally the only reason

vegan meat is legit just better than normal meat most of the time 4 me

[brazen moth]

the only reason i’m not vegetarian is cause fish

[plucky spruce]

i'm tired of acting like all of the other, i will not hide under the cool people that say do not

[pliant ruin]

i can buy a pound of ground beef for like 11 reals on the market

[brazen moth]

the land animals are innocent but the fish have sinned

[plucky spruce]

i would let silva call me a good boy

[spring helm]

That is a fair (subjective) opinion to have

[plucky spruce]

and there's nothing

you guys can do

[viral dagger]

bet

[pliant ruin]

but like 6 vegan patties?

[spring helm]

This is how Braelor got indoctrinated

[pliant ruin]

they'l cost like

idk man over 40 reals

that shits so expensive

[brazen moth]

i don’t think we needed to know that

[plucky spruce]

you did

[pliant ruin]

but fish are funny : (

[plucky spruce]

very important to the lore

[spring helm]

That’s probably because the meat industry is much more heavily subsidized

[brazen moth]

what national currency is the real?

[viral dagger]

guys who tf was providence before she ate a soul, and what dragons soul was it

[pliant ruin]

brazil

numero um

campeao do munfdo

[brazen moth]

epic

[pliant ruin]

its like 1/4 of a dollar usually

[spring helm]

Dragon of flame

[plucky spruce]

she was cool warrior and meh, the dragon was too cringe to be named

shhh

[pliant ruin]

sometimes fluctuates to 1/3 or 1/5

[plucky spruce]

shut up popcorn don't tell him

shh

[brazen moth]

fire dragon, idk

[spring helm]

My bad cous

[pliant ruin]

i like the headcanon that

providence as a human

wwas not actually a awful person, for atleast a chunk of her life

i like the idea taht

given her apparent fury at the dragon of flame

[plucky spruce]

[dry scaffold]

I saw that Popcorn

[pliant ruin]

it must've done something that was personally infuriating to her

[pliant ruin]

it just being evil wouldn't cut it for providence to be ''furious"

so my hheadcanon is

providence's life probably sucked

like

she might've been a homeless kid or something

[plucky spruce]

you see

[dry scaffold]

Providence just went mad from the flames burning her alive

[brazen moth]

@spring helm the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity are not forgotten, and thy punishment… is death!

[plucky spruce]

i accidentaly burned down my house because of boiling oil

[pliant ruin]

but one day her life turned out for the better, maybe got adopted into a wealthy family and studied to be a knight

[plucky spruce]

and now i hate

the dragon of oil

[dry scaffold]

don't bother the respawn tax is nil

[pliant ruin]

but then the dragon of flame came and destroyed her new, better life

[spring helm]

Ultrakills you

[pliant ruin]

it would also

be even cooler

if the dragon of flame was also responsible for her childhood being shitty, in this headcanon

like he torched down her house originally killing her family so she was forced to be homeless, then she gets adopted by a wealthy family and turns into a knight, dragon of flame ruins her life again

[dry scaffold]

your thinking with tropes again

[spring helm]

Nothing wrong with that

[pliant ruin]

it'd be a good way to explain why she has such a

nihilistic view on life

her life sucked

it got better

then it sucked again

[spring helm]

Tropes are tools, quality of work is based on execution

[pliant ruin]

so in her eyes there's no point in striving to make things better cuz itll just come tumbling down eventaully anyways, much like how it happened with her

anyways thanks for reading my provi backstory ted talk

[dry scaffold]

they are building blocks and some need to be retired "status quo is god" being one

[viral dagger]

im back, alfredo secured

wtf happened

[pliant ruin]

good job

[spring helm]

“Status quo is god” could be used to interesting effect

[dry scaffold]

not in comics

[pliant ruin]

i shared my headcanon provi backstory

[dry scaffold]

I can assure you

[pliant ruin]

i like the idea of provi having a outright tragic life as a human, leading her to be the type of character that's like

[brazen moth]

tropes exist for a reason

[dry scaffold]

we already have 6 of those

[brazen moth]

because people like them and they make good stories

[pliant ruin]

you can't help but empathize with how she's gotten into such a wicked mindset, but also she's too far gone to the point you know there's no choice but to kill her

kind of klike

angstrom levy

from invincible

[brazen moth]

avoiding tropes doesn’t make you a better writer, it often makes you worse if you’re inexperienced

[viral dagger]

who wanna do a calamity run w me

[dry scaffold]

sounds like Cal

[spring helm]

Well how about this?
An episodic series where major, world changing events occur constantly and yet the status quo is returned to always.
With an overarching plot point of there being an individual forcefully maintaining the status quo, for better or for worse.

[pliant ruin]

not really

[brazen moth]

not really tho?

[pliant ruin]

by the point u find cal ingame she's not harming anyone and is just livign in a cave and being sad

[dry scaffold]

we don't kill her is the only difference

[pliant ruin]

she's also not got a wicked mindset

[dry scaffold]

Necromancy

Spechuler

[pliant ruin]

its a worm

r u saying her making a big evil flesh worm is a bad enough crime to justify killing her and putting her on the same level as the goddess who wants to commit global genocide

[dry scaffold]

that would be good idea only if it ends though

[brazen moth]

she isn’t wicked, she’s depressed and traumatized and sorry

[viral dagger]

after the infernum battle i feel no sympathy

[spring helm]

Lmao

[pliant ruin]

its ok infernum sucks it has the calamitas brimstone elemental cutscene

it dosent count

[brazen moth]

well good thing infernum is non canon

[pliant ruin]

/j

[dry scaffold]

by cheese's logic Providence is the same she just went "there is no point to anything burn it all down" while Cal went "my life has no meaning leave me alone"

[pliant ruin]

no

its literally not

ur logic is awful

[brazen moth]

literally

[spring helm]

Is that not the big difference?

[pliant ruin]

providence sees life as futile and wants to kill people for it

[brazen moth]

you cannot say “these two things are the same” while saying two completely different things

[pliant ruin]

calamitas realized her actions were terrible and isolated herself and bathed herself in nothing but misery and trauma for years to avoid hurting others

[dry scaffold]

fine same end result 2 broken beings who are too far gone to be saved

[brazen moth]

but it’s literally the the same end result

[pliant ruin]

same end result????

providence keeps killing people

until the very end

calamitas stops doing it and regrets her actions

[spring helm]

I can fix her

[brazen moth]

one gets killed and the other is spared

two different end results

[dry scaffold]

I call that "we needed an enchantment system, so lets spare Cal for one"

[dry scaffold]

also Harley thought the same thing

[spring helm]

Hey you know what

[brazen moth]

stop being a cynic

[pliant ruin]

if that was the case

[spring helm]

I’d fall for it too

[pliant ruin]

they could've implemented a enchantment system anywhere else

not like it's ideal in progression by being a cal thing, you can only use it for boss rush and nothing else

[brazen moth]

cynicism doesn’t make you smarter than everyone else, it makes you look like an ass

[spring helm]

I suppose it’s my privileged upbringing, but I believe that given time and effort anybody could be redeemed

[brazen moth]

i believe that too

[dry scaffold]

the old phrase never look a gift horse in the mouth came after the Trojan horse

[pliant ruin]

sorry man i used to tolerate you but the mix of unecessary cynism and you being a contrarian dosen't help also the fact you were weirdly flirty and clingy with me before i started ignoring you is pretty strange idk.

[spring helm]

One of the unfortunate realties of life is however that we often don’t have the time required to redeem certain people

[dry scaffold]

sorry for the latter

if I was I wasn't trying to be

[brazen moth]

apologize for the former as well

[spring helm]

Because while I think that people should be saved, one must prioritize themselves as well and not throw their lives away trying to help others

[brazen moth]

contrarianism doesn’t make you look cool

[dry scaffold]

fine sure I will and it isn't about being a contrarian it is about how some actions send people far past redeemption and genocide is one of them

but i digress

you win if we keep fighting mods will come in and it will get even uglier

[daring shard]

is skibidi toilet part of the lore

[spring helm]

It can be

Where is the Draedon tweet about auric toilets

[brazen moth]

[keen lion]

as a random third party, i cringed at this part

[dry scaffold]

that part?

not all the stuff earlier?

[keen lion]

and every other

[dry scaffold]

now that makes sense

[spring helm]

Let’s move on now

How about this?

Uh

I forgot what I was gonna say

[pliant ruin]

draedon fucking ballin

[spring helm]

Someone chime in

[brazen moth]

who’s the most epic boss and why is it crabulon

[pliant ruin]

1233popcorn ur in my top 5 lore discussion people in no specific order cuz ur doodles are very funny

[spring helm]

I must say, the lore of crabulon does pull at my heart strings a bit

[brazen moth]

what rank am i

[spring helm]

Thank you, both you and Aido inspire me

[pliant ruin]

ur also in the top 5 but as i said its in not in any specific order

[brazen moth]

as long as i’m in the top 100000 i’ll be happy

[viral dagger]

I love how blood moons in calamity are meaningless

[brazen moth]

epic

[spring helm]

It used to have meaning in old lore

[viral dagger]

"old lore"

[spring helm]

Yeah

But honestly

[brazen moth]

the only thing i know about old lore is that yharim used to be related to the jungle

[viral dagger]

now its just a red moon and millitary training

[spring helm]

I’m fine with some of the natural phenomena in Calamity just being “like that”

I feel it makes the world more alive

Sometimes things just happen

And no one individual is the cause

[pliant ruin]

blood moons is the calamity equivalent of that one time of the year when alot of ants grow wings and start flying in every lamp ever and they're really annoying and nobody likes them but ultimately they're not actually harmful they're just really annoyign and freaky

[viral dagger]

oh yeah jake tried to murder me the other day, had to kill him for good, no worries

[spring helm]

That does bring an interesting implication doesn’t it?

[viral dagger]

wtf kind of ants you like near

[pliant ruin]

do you guys not get those

the ants that just like

grow wings halfway the year

[viral dagger]

no?????

[spring helm]

How do societies cope with death when the dead really do come to life sometimes

[viral dagger]

where tf do you live? australia?

[pliant ruin]

and then u go outside and ur external lamps have 200 ants flying around them and its really annoying

[brazen moth]

as a floridian even i have to say that’s fucked up

[pliant ruin]

and kind of gross

[spring helm]

What kind of cultures would develop from that

[pliant ruin]

but u kind of get used to it

[viral dagger]

little brother of florida here, wtf

[pliant ruin]

i live in brazil its like

common ocurrence here

[spring helm]

This was my life in the Philippines at night

[viral dagger]

🧀 you are in hell

[pliant ruin]

during summer usually

[spring helm]

Because flies would swarm in the thousands around light sources

[pliant ruin]

its not actually harmful but it feels really freaky to have to walk through a path with a lamp next to it cuz theres a bunch of bugs flying around and even if they cant do shit to you and are tiny its still freaky and its weird when they walk on you

[spring helm]

Not just house flies but other kinds of flying insects as well

[viral dagger]

"I live in Brazil" you could have started with that, that place is worse than current day Azafure

[spring helm]

This is so real

[pliant ruin]

and also sometimes they jumpscare you inside ur own room

but theyre not as present there

[spring helm]

Anyway on the subject of crabulon

[pliant ruin]

they jsut squeeze in sometiems

also did i tlel you guys these ants immediately day days this

they just drop dead

[brazen moth]

i just get giant mosquitoes and gnats

[pliant ruin]

they dont get killed by anything they actually just ddie

[spring helm]

Mushrooms and the fungi that developed the glowing mushroom biomes

[pliant ruin]

cuz thats like the last stageq of their life or something so they legit just grow wings at the last like 3 days of their lives, fuck around and then die

[brazen moth]

that’s how i want to go out

[pliant ruin]

also i like the implication that

glowing mushrooms are not even parasitic

theyt juyst control things that are already dead

[viral dagger]

who wins, all of jojos or all of calamity

[pliant ruin]

jojo roa oraraoraoraorar muda muda muda za waldo za waldo speedgwaogn kono dia da za awlado kon ogiraognagwajp gaWKKLG[ WAKLGHMWAMO[LHahjellhellhellhelhl

[languid badge]

they all sit arround a table and just chatting

alternatively, both sides self sabotage and nobody wins

[pliant ruin]

also headcanon time

[brazen moth]

i have a friend who is obsessed with jojo so i’ll just send pictures of me drinking yellow liquids with the caption “jojo reference”

[viral dagger]

piss reference

[pliant ruin]

anomura fungus - crawdad
that one ladybug - not actually a ladybug but instead one of those cave beetles that drop dye items

[viral dagger]

me drinking mystery silva fluids

[brazen moth]

do not the silva

[languid badge]

me when I the silva 💥

[spring helm]

There is a very real chance that the individual glowing mushroom biomes are one individual organism, or a group of integrated organisms

[cold owl]

(question for fun) If i were to compare the strength of Xeroc to a Greek god, who would fit the best.

[pliant ruin]

that one guy whos like

the sun

[viral dagger]

Helios, god of the sun

[pliant ruin]

the one who has a chariot

[spring helm]

Helios

[pliant ruin]

yeah

him

[spring helm]

Or Apollo

[fiery panther]

based

[pliant ruin]

also

[spring helm]

Where is my head me out picture

[pliant ruin]

this amde me think

what if theres like

[viral dagger]

Apollo was the god of civilization, the sun thing was a retcon

[cold owl]

would they be closely matched in power? idk how strong helios really is

[pliant ruin]

services to burn the bodies of deceased people so that they don't come back to the dead and their loved ones have to deal with the possible trauma of that

[viral dagger]

hes the sun so id assume pretty close

[spring helm]

You speak as if religions and cultures do not change over time as the people change

[pliant ruin]

also

[viral dagger]

no like the sun parallels was roman late, not exactly city state greece

[pliant ruin]

maybe it's a paid service, which would explain why

yk

everyone dosent just do it

[spring helm]

Those unable to afford such a service forced to tackle with the fact that their dead relatives might come back to life

[pliant ruin]

It'd be really cool worldbuilding honestly

zombies are usually like a big threat in media that has them

[viral dagger]

what about the bodies of people who couldnt be buried, like soldiers lost on a battlefield who were never recovered

[tall delta]

hmm

[spring helm]

Did the romans not syncretize their religion with the Greeks and other cultures they encountered?

[tall delta]

dubious

[pliant ruin]

seeing zombies as rather than a actual threat just a unpleasant experience but less cuz of the zombie itself and more of the person who was the zombie being seen is

a nice change of pance

pace

[tall delta]

dude that was one hour ago die

[viral dagger]

they did, but the xeroc parallel still best applies to Helios. Xeroc has no medicine or archery associations

[spring helm]

A common practice that could develop then would be the mutilation of corpses in order to prevent zombification

[pliant ruin]

Those probably would just turn into zombies

[spring helm]

Traumatizing for those related to the dead

[pliant ruin]

Also maybe this seems very cool as a concept

[viral dagger]

died then a blood moon happens before they can zombify

[pliant ruin]

It reminds of how

during wars

alot of unusual strategies were employed by soldiers and innocent alike to find ways to do things they'd normally be able to do easily

like these mfers cant take the bodies to be burned cuz theyre in the middle of a war so they just

find a makeshift, probably nowhere near as efficient, solution

[viral dagger]

blood moons are supposedly such non-threats that they might not even bother

[pliant ruin]

The idea here though is

not the threat itself

[spring helm]

Now there’s a thought. During sieges in real life, corpses may be thrown over the walls of the besieged city in order to spread disease and weaken the city’s defences

[pliant ruin]

is just the thought of seeing someone you loved before

[viral dagger]

you might be right, its never expanded upon

[pliant ruin]

come back as a mindless monster

[viral dagger]

^partially how the black death spread to europe through Kafka

[pliant ruin]

like the zombie itself is like, as much of a threat as a real life wild animal like a badger

but its whats seeing the zombie in itself that is so upleasant

[tall delta]

Hello loreous people

[spring helm]

Now if blood moons could be accurately predicted, it is very possible that soldiers would have thrown bodies into cities close to an expected blood moon

[pliant ruin]

like imagine ur wife dies and then u wake up one day during a blood moon and she's back as a flesh eating mauled creature

[pliant ruin]

i wonder if this would be considered a war crime

it seems like it would be

[viral dagger]

apparently they were pretty good for training, so cities might even have incentives to not destroy bodies

[spring helm]

Well the irl example that inspired this thought was

[spring helm]

And there comes conflict

[pliant ruin]

dude

thinking abt like

all the little worldbuilding details calamity has and expanding on them is some of my favorite types of lore discussion

i love when they happen

[viral dagger]

calamity needs more

[spring helm]

Could you bury your deceased whole knowing that they would come to life and be used as target practice for your country’s soldiers?

[brazen moth]

imagine you’re training during a bloodmoon and you just see your father’s corpse

[viral dagger]

its so desecrated at that point its unrecognizable

[pliant ruin]

this makes me think also

[viral dagger]

and its to be expected

[pliant ruin]

what if people could volunteer for that

like you give consent to the army to use ur body for that

[spring helm]

Perhaps even being in the army would be an explicit volunteering for such

[pliant ruin]

kind of like ppl who die and let their bodies be used for organ donating

[viral dagger]

they wouldnt really have a choice, if their body isnt destroyed they will come back anyway

[spring helm]

Like it was an expected fact that the bodies of soldiers would be left alone and allowed to be used as training in the form of zombies

[pliant ruin]

in these hypothethicals their bodies could be disposed of fully like in the burning service method

maybe

being in the army would grant you the privilege of always having your body disposed of fully

or smth like that

cuz armies usually have some benefit like that for their soldiers

[spring helm]

Or the opposite

[pliant ruin]

though realistiaclly some armies would probably just lie about that

[pliant ruin]

this would also probably apply to like

rich ppl

[spring helm]

There is a very real incentive for an army to have a ready source of training for their soldiers

[pliant ruin]

thats true

it might depend on the exact civilization

[viral dagger]

dont see why regular people couldnt grab a torch and brun themselves on teh way out

[pliant ruin]

some might be more driven by morals

others migth be more driven by longterm plans

[spring helm]

That is a painful way to die

[pliant ruin]

yeah burning themselves is

incredibly painful

[viral dagger]

like imagine some grandpa on his deathbed like "burn my house down after i die"

[pliant ruin]

maybe the government makes it illegal to burn corpses so that the capitalistic nature of corpse burning services is prolongedç

jokes aside though

i like the idea that being burned by a wizard is a basically guaranteed way to not get zombified cuz theyre experts AND using arcane fire

but

its not impossible to just

burn a corpse normally

[viral dagger]

i wonder what happened during blood moons in ilmeris

[pliant ruin]

like the house down method might work but it might also just leave a charred down body

and also it'd cost

you know

a house

[viral dagger]

just put em on some dry logs or a small boat and viking that bih

[pliant ruin]

yeah that might be a good way to do it

[pliant ruin]

the water turns into blood during blood moons sooo

might be a little uncomfortable cuz i imagine swimming in blood isnt as

[viral dagger]

omg amidas what have you done

[pliant ruin]

easy

its denser and stuff

[viral dagger]

also i wonder what thats like, like whos blood would it be if draedon analyzed the DNA?

[spring helm]

Imagine all the zombies created when Yharim was still doing his genocide

[pliant ruin]

I think realistically its not like

''real" blood but just a substance with the exact same properties and appearance but a nonbiological origin

just. magic bullshit basically

[viral dagger]

good point, yharim wouldnt give the faithful the honor of being burned when he could train new soldiers with their risen corpses

[pliant ruin]

like it's clearly blood but its just not blood from any living being, it just showed up there

[pliant ruin]

thats something he'd do

you know one of my

favorite bits of worldbuilding in all of calamity

[viral dagger]

Yharim: The worlds most staunch Athiest

[pliant ruin]

its the fact necromancy in calamity

has a legitimate nuclear fallout effect

and a strong enough necroimancy spell is basically just nuclear warfare

[viral dagger]

wait where are we getting this? ravager?

[pliant ruin]

no, the enviroment

brimstone crags

also sunken sea futurely

[viral dagger]

how

[pliant ruin]

the spine trees there aren't a natural part of it, canonically

[viral dagger]

idk what your talking about

[sinful adder]

is that necromancy

the brimstone crags aren't a result of necromancy, they're just like that

[visual kiln]

8

[pliant ruin]

they're caused by the nuclear fallout effect that calamitas's necromancy had on the area after her fight with brimmy

[viral dagger]

only necromancy im aware of in calamity was the ravager becoming mindless

[frozen stag]

*brimstone magi

[pliant ruin]

sunken sea will also get this w/ the rework with one of the sub-biomes

[pliant ruin]

calamitas

her entire like, deal

is necromancy

[visual kiln]

#lore-discussion

[pliant ruin]

she blew up azafure

[frozen stag]

brimstone magic!

[viral dagger]

yeah her brothers too i forgot

[sinful adder]

necromancy and brimstone are not the same thing

[pliant ruin]

i know but in this casei ts necromancy

[viral dagger]

she summons the brothers i forgor that

[sinful adder]

calamitas uses both necromancy and brimstone

[pliant ruin]

her immense necromantic energy caused a fallout effect in the brimstone crags

as seen by the spine trees

and it'll be seen in sunken sea rework

[sinful adder]

but the brimstone crags are like that mostly because of the brimstone, not the necromancy

[pliant ruin]

with one of the sub-biomes

[sinful adder]

how do you know that

[spring helm]

I wish calamitas’ immense necromantic energy had a fallout effect on me

[pliant ruin]

a dev literally said this

[sinful adder]

oh

[pliant ruin]

like its literally canon information

[frozen stag]

The only rules of necromancy are that:
The body returns but not the soul

[sinful adder]

I had not heard of this

[viral dagger]

triple A devs when the silly pixel game mod has a better thought out lore than their billion dollar budget title

[viral dagger]

nec...romantic? alright buddy, jail

[spring helm]

I have committed sin against the ace

Take me to jail

[pliant ruin]

stop

anyways these

[wheat walrus]

guh

[pliant ruin]

they're pretty obviously not natural formations

[spring helm]

No way that’s natural

[viral dagger]

disgusting ahh trees,

[pliant ruin]

they're created by the fallout effect of brimmy and calamitas's fight

[wheat walrus]

my spine, I lost it, thanks for finding it for me!

[pliant ruin]

sorry im gonna eat it

[wheat walrus]

[viral dagger]

im gonna build the anglers house with that stuff

[frozen stag]

Cal magic is brimstone & necro
brimstone is just bomba. bomba
(soul seekers are necromancy tho)

[visual kiln]

cheese user

give me ur spine

:3

[pliant ruin]

no i cnat do that il die

[visual kiln]

🔫

[desert bloom]

lorde might be the yharim's wife

[visual kiln]

steals it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pliant ruin]

wtf is that username

[visual kiln]

menacious

:hognar:

[viral dagger]

problematic ahh statement

[pliant ruin]

not even trying to be rude here it actually sounded like i was but what is it meant to say

i dont

i dont understand any of it

carx the herpes god????

[desert bloom]

uh

[desert bloom]

is like cerox the hyper god but let that away

[visual kiln]

@wheat walrus omni user

:hognar:

haiiiiiiiiiii :333333333333333

[desert bloom]

my teory might be true, because yes

why lorde can't be yharim's wife

[viral dagger]

who this symbol guy think he is

[wheat walrus]

hi

[pliant ruin]

my wife left me

i miss her

[brazen moth]

:(( i’m sorry cheese

[viral dagger]

i also miss your wife

[desert bloom]

tf

[pliant ruin]

i miss my wife tails

ill be bck

[buoyant inlet]

hello lore chat what are we thinking about this

[pliant ruin]

no u dont

[spring helm]

I was about to say

That sounded like Snapcube

[pliant ruin]

she cheated on me with shadow the hedgehog not you

[desert bloom]

rain world cat?

[viral dagger]

[desert bloom]

idk how is named... slug cat?

[visual kiln]

i am my wife

[pliant ruin]

CLAMMY

i told u this 5 minutes ago but i love

[spring helm]

Would be funny if it was Statis Snail she was holding

[visual kiln]

i married myself

[pliant ruin]

how u draw her

so much

its so cute

[viral dagger]

[brazen moth]

i wish i could draw

[visual kiln]

🫵

draw

go draw

sentanced tot he drawing mines

[spring helm]

Draw NOW

[visual kiln]

draw 1 thing every day

[desert bloom]

with shadow the hedgehog is crazy

[buoyant inlet]

Yeah, they also are called scugs. This one in particular is Artificer

[viral dagger]

anyway so how many gods do we know exist

[spring helm]

You won’t learn until you do it

[visual kiln]

3000-500

rn there r like

10

[buoyant inlet]

me and just me and also my pet snail

[spring helm]

Slime god, Silva, whatever ravager used to be, providence, and xeroc are the named ones

[viral dagger]

thats how many dragons there were, how many still exist or recently existed

[pliant ruin]

also its ok i never had a wife

[spring helm]

1

[pliant ruin]

i had a boyfriend i online dated 5 years ago and thats it

[brazen moth]

you lied to me

[desert bloom]

ravager is a god? what

[visual kiln]

🫵 find a wife 🔫

[desert bloom]

i did not knew that

[pliant ruin]

im not getting married yet im not THAT old

[spring helm]

Resurrected corpse of the god of sacrifices

[desert bloom]

i just thought it was a piece of flesh with blue fire

[visual kiln]

wife finding mines

[viral dagger]

god of sacrifces

[visual kiln]

im sending u to them

[brazen moth]

may i be sent there? i want a wife

[visual kiln]

sure

[spring helm]

Old lady

Fermented cheese

[pliant ruin]

maybe in like 6 years when im not broke as hell and stressed out of my mind constantly ill think about getting a wife

[desert bloom]

tff

[visual kiln]

wtf

[pliant ruin]

it would be cool though

[visual kiln]

unstresses u

gives u money

[pliant ruin]

thanks i can die now

[brazen moth]

cheese are you an ancient cheese god?

[pliant ruin]

dies

[visual kiln]

wtf

[viral dagger]

🏳️‍🌈

[visual kiln]

revives

[pliant ruin]

ye

[pliant ruin]

comes back to life

explodes

[visual kiln]

hiihihihhihihiihih

unexplodes

[pliant ruin]

im lebsiasn

[brazen moth]

NOOO

[humble fog]

Wife..,.,,

[visual kiln]

makes u immune to everything

[pliant ruin]

i am now immune to living

dies again

[brazen moth]

same, i love liking girls :3

[viral dagger]

i couldnt find that one sorry, still counts tho

[visual kiln]

this is very based

tbh

[pliant ruin]

did lore chat just turn into sapphic chat

[humble fog]

Men better

[brazen moth]

i think i’m technically bi but like i never want to date a man

[visual kiln]

im very strong and imposing

[viral dagger]

straight men 🤝 lesbian girls

[humble fog]

nuh uh

[visual kiln]

i turned it into that

[humble fog]

You’re a BUNNY

[visual kiln]

opinion valid

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:3

[pliant ruin]

i used to think i was bi then i realized the only man i was ever attracted to was a undertale fangame character

[brazen moth]

men are honestly kinda terrifying and i find them mean a lot of the time

[pliant ruin]

said character was a hat by the way

[brazen moth]

the only men i like are trans men. is cisphobic?

[pliant ruin]

i like men when they're not evil guys

[spring helm]

Blow you up with mind

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but like not in a romantic way more like in a Ur Cool way

[spring helm]

Boo

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i have this 1 friend hes called mr balls hes my best friend

[visual kiln]

stabs people to death

[pliant ruin]

hes like ahorse

[humble fog]

Men are men

[spring helm]

Amidias

[visual kiln]

based beyond comprehension

[buoyant inlet]

i am troodon

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holy fuck

[pliant ruin]

mr balls is the most pure hearted soul ive ever met he would never hurt a fly

[visual kiln]

hellloooo

[pliant ruin]

hes mr balls

[visual kiln]

haiiiii

[buoyant inlet]

hi ploo

[spring helm]

Where did the lore go

[viral dagger]

can we just talk about yharims fabulous hair

[visual kiln]

hi throudonium

[visual kiln]

exposure to me

[spring helm]

Fake hair, fake man

[visual kiln]

destroyed it

[buoyant inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slugcats-gif-2463767038369158224

[viral dagger]

it went to the mega gay zone

[humble fog]

Balls??!?

What kind

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would just like to clarify this isn't sarcastic thsi time it's 100% genuine ive known him since i was a toddler and hes genuinely the most pure innocent soul ive evr met

[visual kiln]

who is mr balls

[pliant ruin]

my best friend

[visual kiln]

based

[brazen moth]

i hate fan art of attractive yharim he literally says his face is super fucked up

[pliant ruin]

i like fanart that makes yharim comically buff and give him a massive six pec i think its funny

[visual kiln]

anyways lore ppl chatters how do u feel ab silva rn :plumg:

[viral dagger]

girls were simping over that radioactive cowboy a while back, i wouldnt be surprised