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you could use elemental eruption but then swap to elemental axe (with summoner build)
eruption is a amazing flamethrower
uh idk
hell provi is bad
what does hallowed prov use instead of hell prov I know hell prov has crystals
lasers
fuck
normal playthroughs at least
is this possible
doubt
is what possible
2 scal?
it is possible but i dont think pinky no hited it
hitted*
yeah it does
maybe with amazing rng you can get through the first bullet hell
ok two scals maaaaaybe
actually fuck no it's not
what am i saying
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
wow nice moving
AAAAA
WHY ARE YOU DOING SCAL
2 scals
scals
WHY
hey nuttela, how many bosses you have left?
you'r just adding unnecessary deaths to your counter
prov+
:(
ah
man named leviathan says it's under control and drinks an assortment of potions
GL
ty
tbh just do prov first
drinks*
didnt he say drinks?
wait
is that not what i wrote?
lmao
crystla crusher :)
that's
areus himself took me WAY less time then the arena took me to build
a few more than needed good sir
i feel like im wasting time on arenas, but at the same time i wanna build them till ML+ lol
im too far to give up
goddamnid i gotta stop looking at the stream while i write
not surprised
lol i remember accidentally using two celestially sigils at once while farming ml
contrarily to the celestial sigils, you can use those while a ml is still alive
lol i fought two ml's at once as a post post ml melee and i actually won
yeah
also melee really isnt that hard either
ML*
people say expert Ml is harder then death ML
melee gets a huge boost with luminite
expert ml is bullshit
like HUUUUGE
that's why people say he's harder
i think rev+ removes the rays from the eyes
he's harder just like dark souls 2 is harder than dark souls 1
I havent played vanilla so I wouldnt know lmao
because it's bullshit
what does expert ml do again?
i don't remember
quad prov?
lmao
the fuck?
fuck's sake i can't write
Expert ML true eyes don't sync up when they spawn
yh
they end up doing attacks at different times
that's honestly very fun to watch
also yeah, ML in vanilla is just an RNG fest tbh
shar fun to watch torture to play
oh
it looks cool as fuck yeah
then it's bad ye
the only real way to fight expert ML is to run away in one direction
also hard as fuck
you just gotta learn each and every attack
ngl watching calameme videos is cool but when you watch them do night providence bro it takes like 50% of the video
oh god not synced eyes
yeah lol, i remember all i did on expert was just unicorn and shot, litterly either this or somehow face tanking
since there is no rng at all
fuck's sake
fuck
lmao it does?
yeah come here and take a look at this
every projectile vanishes when providence enters a cocoon phase, except blobs i think
i have like, 2 hours left lmao
i have to watch this shit for 2 hours and the teacher isnt even paying attention to realise its frozen so im just watching nut play, it's been like 55 minutes bruh
is that like, literature class?
school physically or online school?
HOW
online
online
shit same
but i'm not paying attention
its funny too because i can just watch that on youtube

i mean history is interesting
the only class "I should pay attention" to is drama but I can just lowkey do that rn and finish drama for good
but im bad in history tests 
it's a dog running park
good thing they have monkey brains they barely understand english
corona really fucked over GCSE year 11
is there something it didn't fuck over bro?
people are confused if year 11 is even still on
50% of my year thinks year 11 finished school like 5 months early
i like how he's using post ml gear to fight multiple DoG's
same
LOL THE TORNADOES
oh there come the dragons
but then again even with auric tesla not like he would have no hitted double scal
yeah i mean
this is literally not possible with this gear lol
yeah that's the point
no shit
like why ?
believe in the heart of the cards, and anything is possible.
are the axes even good?
insert damage booster mod
not against yharon 
1750M DPS axe
i don't really like them to be honest
this would be good, i guess
bruh this teacher skipped the slide show but still hasnt seen my question and its been a hour
deadass no one is in this class
feelya lol
wait what

you know old duke is enraged if you spawn him here, right ?
damn
stop it
@jagged niche spawn 5 ceaseless voids now
what even is ceaseless void
what am i doing
ceaseless void cringe
which one is p2 lol
the pink one
storm weaver is like bzzzzt die
oh and dash
overall
mean
1/10 would not play again
signus is the only good sentinel
signus is bs dash
and ok attacks
nod doable without a dash but definitely ok with one
the other two are meanies
ye i don't even see how you can fight signus without a dash
sw is a huge endurance fight
depends
you get hit thrice and die

ive kinda been avoiding prov lol
you should've used the darkecho bow man
funny thing is i don't even remember what it is
prolly
JARED
cya friendo
well
we lost a good man today
RIP all of you. bored
will nohit when i'm back from school
so in like 6 hours
ah
good
lol
I am going to make toast
12:30 PM
where u at
mid east
Russian
yall you know what's fun
DSA ?
i ate pizza yesterday
ykno wwhats fun?
but dsa too yeah
What do you think off Pizza with pineapple
sentence to hell.
it's not good, i've tried it
But it's good
they just don't match man
It's so tasty
that's a yikes for me dawg
yharim will send you to brazil for that
he will man
Yharim enjoys some pizza hawaii tho
i got him on the phone right now
oh god
Tell him i have pizza with pineapple
god spawning levi is such a chore
you have that yharim thumbnail ?
post it here
what the fuck is this
dont
you really shouldn't
this man (on the thumbnail) is like the embodiment of clickbait
he gets mad af when people hinder with his sleep schedule
yeah what was his name again?
jaystation or smth
that might be it
so is yahirm tbh
yeah it's him
never
it's always 3am
this is the power of the world.
i like the "if your dog goes missing check his collar" one
like mofo how am i gonna check that if he's gone
who the fuck would think this is scary
dogs don't take their fucking collars off like glasses
i can assure you, spongebob can be very scary
dude did you see how bad he roasted poor franklin?
he even said the n-word
GTA V meme.
Link to the original https://twitter.com/leosleepy/status/1260718124841799681
i'm not going mad i swear
poor guy
he keeps getting roasted
fact

fuckouttahere
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCCOUTAHEEEEERE PROVIDENCE LOOKIN'AAAAASS

vc when @jagged niche leaves 
it's highest damage output is 50000
but since it's buffed by my (not full damage based) melee build
I guess you could call me the life of the party
that's because you'r funny to watch
should i do a funny?
i like watching you die summon 10 bosses at once
it's got a base true melee damage value of 19576

so 50000 is like 12.5 times 4000
lmfao
so 12.5 times 19'576 is...
Nutella didn't you say you have this pfp because of some roblox stuff ?
crit is double damage
approx yeah
so let's just say times 2
489'400 damage with a crit
PLUS
i don't remember what it was
but there's that classic endgame melee equippable that makes you deal x5 damage on true melee sometimes, yeah?
if i'm not mistaken
yeah that's it
so that'd be 2'440'000 damage
do note that this is, as i said, not a build made to minmax on raw damage stat
and this character is also normal mode, so no extra accessory
and even still, that's 60'000 less than half hp on normal mode scal
so yeah
that's cool
normal mode
i now like animus

a fuck ton
yeah i know
it was my first playthrough and i had never even played expert vanilla lol
but i monstrously regret it now, especially since rage is pretty much melee only
rage doesn't exist really exist
i mean you can use it on other classes but it's gonna take forever to charge
it's such a negligible mechanic
imagine if i decided to think of an optimal raw damage stat build, buffs included, with an expert character, and then added up the extra damage from both adrenaline and rage and add onto the best debuffs to raise damage do enemies and calculate the highest possible damage
i won't
not alone
if there's someone else then maybe just maybe just maybe maybe
but definitely not on my own 'cause that sounds boring
and i also don't know the items well enough probably
i mean the single best item for this i can think of is probably samurai badge
30% is the highest damage up in like the whole mod, i think
i mean that sounds right to me
yeah vehemence
lol
we all know vehemence
but to be honest with all the added damage ups i'm seeing it seems like animus could probably be just as vehemence as vehemence itself
or even better, vehemence is way harder to miss
i mean the thing is even if you don't get the 5% 50'000 like...
adding the last three together that's already a 45% chance per attack to get a huge damage
and animus hits fast
like terrarian be swinging animus like it was made outta plastic
No that was my last pfp
I haven't played roblox in 3 years but it was a kinda sick pfp so i didn't change it
Well until this pfp
(with samurai badge, that's why i move like a retard getting close to the slimes)
Jesus
big damage
big boy damage
not the damage, the attack speed is what i'm talking about
big damage = funny weapon
that's enough to get a proc out of the 10 or 5 percent's
this is the loadout i'm on by the way
all reforged to warding except for the samurai badge which has no reforge because i don't normally use it, i just put it on to test the attack speed
make them all violent then test
getting the closest possible to enemies it's a three frame swing
(you see a two frame in the video because it loses framerate)
i'm on a 60 htz screen btw
lol 6 htz
me when supreme calamitas + red sun
but yeah 3 frame swing on a 60 herts screen is...
what, something like 20 swings per second amirite?
you two should maybe enter the vc since this is technically the vc chat
just to avoid pissing of anyone
not to talk, just so we don't go against rules
don't wanna get the mods on me
mods are scary
they killed my dsa meme
kk
bone apple tea or whatever
you know
have a good eating session
eyo sharzz?
yo fuck i really wanna try and make this weapons as ridiculous as possible
I'm back
yeeeeeaaah
It's pretty cold outside
1°C here
-1 kelvin
U good ?
sharzz, everclear is the only banned potion from no hits right?
And astral injection
fair
why are they banned tho?
but im no mage so 
They too good
so
what boozes should i use i wonder
i never actually used cirrus's alchohols ever
shiiiit i completely forgot about all the alcohol in the game
What weapon do you have ?
fabsol will remember this
It might
sorry, we'll never make this mistake again
it does, i checked lol
yo cool i can actually stay unmuted now
'cause i'm done with lessons
but you two aren't so that's not that big of a difference ain't it?
lmao yeah
beenades viable in hardmode 
what is nature weapon even supposed to mean lol
terra burster is also affected by fireball 😳
ill make this weapon more viable then ever
Nature looks like it's everything "made" of either plants or animals
Archerfish is nature
Bee gun is nature
Why is all of this being discussed in voice chat lol

that's why i was suggesting to join the vc and then remain muted
because that would be allowed
this... i'm not sure
It's chill over here
it really is

so easy to talk

And a good way to avoid getting warned for "off topic" since there is no topic here in the first place
yeah that's what i liked about this too
We should make a seperate server at this point 
it's kinda stressful to be here
here as in this server
or well, not this in particular
any big server
It is a big server, but only a VERY small minority of members actually use the text channels
i'm always afraid i'll accidentally break a rule and be punished without meaning to do anything bad
yeah but mods scary
nonetheless
Yeah, take it from sharzz
yeah i know
And the mods will be cool to you
I always call merkalto daddy and he doesn't seem that cool with me
i think up these things i find really funny and then i make them into a thing
but then i'm like can i send this?
i guess yeah
but also stuff like what we're doing here
this is technically not allowed, i would guess
Like i said we can just make our own server yknow
The problem with meme in caltalk is when it's in the middle of another conversation
But here it's just us
"THE HOMIES"

Should i make one?
I don't want omni in the server
Alright i'll dm you and some other chill people the link
poor dude
haven't had that much interactions with him so i'll take your word for it
totally bruhimus and legend
Blast and bruhimus 
they're top tier good guys
ye
Look dm
im flattered

he's cool
Lmao
nah it's cuz i always read you name full
fair
so i'm like "i can't think of no blast"
i normally see you as either the hatintime guy or blastered
oof

E indeed
🗿
Hey guys
What happens Kirn

Yea he prob passed out on accident lol
Great shields are good
Look at this and tell me to my face that true melee brimmy is good 
but ye true melee's fine for brimmy
Brb getting on computer

rk souls II
OIL
I wanna see xyk fight midir and gael
It's an OOA exclusive debuff, in vanilla
yes fighting these and demons will be good i kinda wanna see him do it solo but doin (with npc summons like lapp boi) but halflight we would have to help him
ye lol
totally important question: would yharon be classified as a big hot chicken or a lizard?
"Prior to Darkwood Alpha 7.2, Banshees summoned Red Chompers instead of Banshee Babies."
i watched a little darkwood and dear god that sounds terrifying
he is a dragon so that is possible but on the other hand....
big hot chicken
skunt-tron prime
does anyone know how tough the skill spike from very hard to revengeance in mgr is
like if you have a 100% completed file is it still hell to beat
didn't see this until now, ill be starting a rev playthrough on a completed save file tomorrow
suffering time 👍
dank that meme is dead and its not funny
you think i don't know that
its as unfunny as people who join and ask why none in the calamity server is playing calamity
ah
Hello c:

I hate when people do that
Ight I’m back what did I miss
Pog
Choo choo
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Isn’t that just fuuuuuuuuuuun the dumb spam
Myurdr
Ima have to go for a big phone is almost dead and doesn’t want to charge
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Hello
I DIDNT MEAN TO PIE
alt f4 always easier than dying
lmao
its better that im fighting sans in segments rather than i did with undyne where i fought for 5 hours straight
i will try his own trick
he cant kill me if i dont click z or enter!
idk
i accedentally trashed the frying pan
hes the only one who can dodge, he only dosent dodge after his final attack, you can get the "miss" though if you select fight and never press the hit button
nahh
i can memorize the attacks from what he says, when he says the thing about whats next you should attack
that completes first phase
yes
i didnt mean to check there
i ment to use pie
i just have to keep fighting it and learn its patterns
just like the first time i fought scal
nope
actual game
from steam
thats enough for today
lol
streams are dead today it seems
I would stream but there's a lot of stuff going on in my house so I wouldn't use my mic. Also I don't have a controller for DS2 right now
I have a
Chunky essay to write
I’m not feeling the best( emotionally) and have test to take at the same time
same 
I think I can join in 3 hours
when you said "oh oh" i felt that
yes
I had to listen to a baby wine in the store for about an hour. An awesome way to go insane, especially when you are 14 and in a pandemic.
compared to the amount of time i spent making this, this is pretty decent
ah yes, damaged on spawn
thank you game
god how many things there is to fight
(they all left)
brain moment
your stream is giving up on life, lemme leave real quick
yes
i seriously don't understand the soul meter break on death 
me too
why
by the way this is what i do in metroid
because i know i have a lot of energy
yea ik in metroid games facetanking in viable
hum, today i will design a game where players must go back to their place but with a penalty that makes said task harder

you explained metroid by the way
i really wanna try fusion, any good gameboy emulator?
uhhhhh
Would you mind if I were to stream Tmodloader? It's fine if you don't want me.
um
Alright, I don't like annoying people.
i wanna give a chance to HK but seeing you fight against poor game mechanics i will pass my turn

no im just thinking im playing metroid
the stuff you see me do is the same stuff i do in metroid
hence the name metrovania
Figured out how to stop lag
pogo moment
gg
wtf these hornets are death without a ranged spell
that was a quick save wow
hold on
im gonna go i have stuff to do

@fast wind im back to play a game called metroid moment

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
finally i found what i needed
alright i have to head out sorry

Did I get muted?
no
no
no
Still on anahita and levi?

Water
I'll join soon
Okay never mind I couldn’t find funny mic
rip
Back to computer fuckery.
so instead of spreading out the 2 ds cases underneath my laptop to support it and give it some nice airflow, I decided to just say fuck it.
I stacked both ds cases on top of eachother under the centre of mass of my computer so that it would balance.
so now there is a good inch under my laptop with even less covered, instead of a measly half an inch
and somehow, some fuckin way
it just magically worked.
before, I tried recording ds3 and my gpu was permanently at 80-100%, lagging intensely when it hit 100% obviously
after my magical fix
it's always at about 60% usage
no frame drops
how the fuck-
I'll take it
lmao
you take discord a tiny bit too seriously
being temporarily muted by 1 guy is not the end of the world

Fair point
@fast wind I got 3 life crystals in a corruption chasam
I also beat king slime with no boots or jump, and my platinum clicker
but meme aside, learn her patterns
i cant say much else without mentionning nohit docs
Yeah, it will get easy when you learn them.
i fucking give up

I gtg for a bit
i hope to come back soon
sitting at majula streams
ye

from 243 deaths on siren and levi to 31 on aureus and then 10 on golem 
I don’t think I’ll be able to join for the rest of the night even though I can stay up till 12 I’m stuck with taking notes for school
You can tell fab's having an existential crisis

Xyk actually giving effort for the no hit bosses meanwhile i suffer from the big crab 
good job man
Thanks, I appreciate it good luck with the crab
i wish the best of luck with ravager, heard hes a real pain in the ass to nohit
chilling
fucking rtc connetcion
dinner time
Im going to head to bed cya guys later
oh cya xyk
cya
its a terrible relationship
cya xyk
Piky joins the channel and giggles. Today I will open a chest 
Cya xyk
kjm, xszc
mgs is trash, magic is retarded, build is an overall 1/10
would you believe im a 28 year old male
@latent quartz YOU SUCK DICK
EASIEST BOSS IN THE GAME
just a joke bro
but blue smelter demon is 100x harder
keep going soldier
gn
ds2 > ds1 > ds3
after defeating all the bosses in ds2, gotta say, ds2 had some of the coolest bosses
The great rebalancing memes shall begin tomorrow
NOOOOOOO
subreddit moderation in a nutshell.
scal npc is the only one that doesn't deserve to be on the shoebox
tinkerer can be on hell, burning.

calamity npcs don't deserve shoeboxes- 
manually do the funny house change.
you can move npcs to other houses if you want at all.
door stuck reminders me I have to play cs 1.6 now.
you can do it @blazing spire
(don't wait too long)
use SoC.
Got close
are you doing good
void.
Yeah
actually do nice arena preparation for Duke if you want to do it pre-mech
I did it some days ago on Deathmode.
yes it is
death duke p3 phase comes into this:
- do the remaining dash of p2
- dash only 1 time
- dash 2 times, summon a small sharknado
- dash 3 times
- repeat
well time to go to vc2 and stream some shooters.

I heard
Didn’t someone say that the enemies here are like immune to magic or something
I don’t play dark souls so
Yes this area is filled with ppl that are resistant to magic
Sadly today hasn’t been the best for me
no worries, happens to the best of us
Indeed
Well I hope you feel better
Which dark souls game would you recommend for a newcomer
3
"can you spot the odd one out?
99.8% get this question wrong"
Yharim without a cape
correct
I'm also making noodles and eating them
good luck
end my suffering
Good luck chief
Fabsol do you think you could handle the worlds hottest chip?
It is made out of the carolina reaper and some other peppers.
I have watched people eat it and go insane after.
I probably could but I'd be dying
I'd be hunched over the sink crying with my mouth and nose running
When I chewed on a raw ghost pepper that's what happened
I chewed it for 15 seconds
Then spit it out
I wanted to try these spicy stuff but I just haven't got any
You could also try a spoon of pure Caspacin
Bell peepers are the fucking shit to be honset

My family is familiar with the term spice
I love bell peepers
Also the overclock armor and chlorophyete clicker can do over 5,000k dps post mechs
But I never bothered finding the insanely hot snacks and shit
yes
When the set bonus activates it is stupid
I used that on duke fishron pre plantera
I don't think spider likes the mod balance lol
I think it is stupid how good overclock + chloro clicker is
Overclock can be smoothed out a bit, byeah
Currently it activates on the amount of clicks
This makes clickers that usually have a high amount of clicks for their effects
Absolutely shreds when the overclock happens
Chlorophyete seems to be the best
Tbh I am going to use overclock on moon lord
Fuck that post golem armor that decreases your range
Range decrease is not a bad thing












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