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I remember seeing this message in #calamity-update-talk so
it just switched me to random server
he a big boi
haha ravager go wee
but i like flesh turt 
he's an absolute ass to nohit
he go pew, then u die
Music is dope
im on Sprime for more then 200 tries already, which is like, 150 more tries then most ive done
sprime took me 230 tries
ive developed a big hatred to this funny skeleton
took me 15 tries tbh
reading this im scared to think me no hitting up to the eye was easy
yeah lol
ive done him fairly good tho thankfully
i would imagine providence would make you lose your sanity for no hit
providence is actually fun
brimstone took me longer then usual, because it seemed like i accidently turned prov's death on
so it was a post buff brimmy 
Only part I didn’t like was the guardians
i've only no hit up until the eye so far so im scared for what the future bosses are gonna be like
do you think fab is mad at me for saying he sound like mo1stcr1t1cal
i use this world to test aswell
why would he be lol
so i forgot to turn off provs death
stop being so insecure, he's not gonna bite
@strong crown don't expect too much hell tbh
barring a few bosses, most are fair
only 2-3 are actual bullshit
prov sounds fun to do actually, cant wait untill i finish with shitty Sprime for the fun no hits
They muted me once before because I would be constantly talking about my drawings of the bosses, but that was on my part for bot noticing it was bothering them, but I acknowledged my mistake and we’re good now
prov is one of the most satisfying to beat
because fireball spam and getting out unscratched
not trying to fish, it would just be funy
i aint mad
well, maybe a little

but it is what it is
so wait
spider, did you already finish with no hits? or do you still have some left?
cant do nothing about it now that i am generally frowned upon by the mods
Only part of her fight I think should be changed is the guardians stage and that’s it
yeah true, but who knows
did you have to do it?
yeah
xyk are you trying to kill desert scourge with a pickaxe?
i went to check the doc lol
and yeah it seems like he is
he wants to make funny no hits i think
i dont think i am allowed to put my frames on subtle
what if ur pc is crap
pretty sure iban showed a diffrent image back then
like mine
i can try scavanging for it
idk what to do vs yharon, scal, DoG
then its fine as long as it's not abusive
i n v e s t
1-2 lag spikes won't kill your run
tbh im more scared of Scal, yharon and polter
invest
like if dog enters my screen
I would like to see the old one shown
my game freezes
DoG doesnt sounds as hard as scal imo
until he goes off
yea no, complete freezes are kil
dog is piss easy lol
he took me 7 tries
ill try scavanging it then
polter?
there is a point where you cant optimize a game so much that it will be enable to run on a potato
polter hard but fair
wait I found it
im interested to know, i feel scared from polter tbh
his dash is no longer aids
hm
he now telegraphs
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/404776393117925376/489076274258771968/image0.jpg I found the humanoid ravager by Runefield
yeah thats the one i meant
this looks dope
yep
I wish I could draw stuff like that on paper
Then I could probably join the calamity team for this kind of stuff
lmao
a music bot in a 100k member server?
but also terrible

that would be chaos
well, ill go now, getting late
good night / day to yall in the VC and this chat
spam incoming
that what i mean
cya
cya
nope, you did not bother telling it 
YEOW
happy bday my man
happy bday
happy birthday 
thx, bro
~~now ill sleep
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slep
yes
actually you are right
caffene """supplements"""
ill no hit sprime all night

not sleeping until there are no monsters near my bed 
yay the only day of the year i get congratulated
all you need is make a game that will sell well
you will be conglatuated every day of your life till you get sick of it
"binny pls ple unerwator knitting simulator 2!"
I will probably be in vc soon ™️
mw2019 was good
as its friday night
donke kog go ooh ooh
nah he goes dokey hoong or something like that

the issue with notepad++ is that it doesn't have intellisense
which lets you know every single thing you could possibly do
I generally prefer Visual studio code over Visual studio 2019 because it's more lightweight
Also because of themes
ye
hey fabsol, do you have a favorite boss in calamity?
i just realized how dumb that question is
DoG
Hey Fabsol can I ask u a question in DMs? Its about cross-mod content
doesnt have to be voice, just text
i might join the VC as well
hey fabsol, would you recommend new calamity players to use the rod of discord in the abyss? 🙂
Probably no
It could be funny but it might not be the nicest thing to do to your friends
yes it would
this is the actually scary resident evil:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_(2002_video_game)
Resident Evil is a survival horror video game developed by Capcom Production Studio 4 and published by Capcom. Released for the GameCube video game console in 2002, it is a remake of the 1996 PlayStation game Resident Evil, the first installment in the Resident Evil video game series. The story takes place in 1998 near the fictional Midwestern t...
chomp chomp
Aqua made progress
that means I missed a lot
Aqua had a streak of dying during the night
Until he found out he could run away
He's been consistently surviving since he found out how to kite
lol, that was one of Fabsol's tips too
I kept on hinting like
"I wouldn't barricade that..."
Once he found out I told him to move a lamp next to the tractor outside since that's where he loops
Later he's gonna have to find out how to use traps though
I am going to wake myself up slightly
Is using the dodge button not effective in this game? I never saw it used once yet
Good to know
ye
ye, chompers are nasty
there's also black chompers which are even worse because they're faster
they only appear in dream sequences
i don't really understand the point of dream sequences yet
something you get out of them?
ye
If you survive you get an easier time in the real world in that area later and you get to keep any hotbar items
You can get an axe early if you're good lol
too cheat-ish?
fair argument, but legit potion farming is aids
ye
so i prefer a stupid solution to a stupid problem
That's why I made my own potion seller lol
When I replay calamity I am going to do a no buff potions thing
thats why i edited yours
None of the stupid bloat bullshit in alch
Gimme a fuck that sells potions at a reasonable price and that's it
No extra potions like shadow dodge and shit

potion farming is:
1 - not hard
2 - takes such a short amount of time that it bothers some people
3 - has no challenge associated with it so it bothers some people
that's why it annoys people
ye
short if rng favors you
omw to add item to iStoleThisAgain obtainable phm that does 5000 damage because funny 

you cannot handle my strongest potions traveler
I only hate potions that require fishes since I don't like fishing
fair enough really
fishing is pog
but that's a me problem
fishing is just boring really
same as well. making potions
except it takes a long amount of time
i just hate how so many potions requires fishing
softlocking essential buffs behind a clicking simulator leaves a bad taste in my mouth
and some of the good ones also, like wraith, lifefrce
you can tell what potions are 1.2.4+ because they use fishing
youre problem is youre not using diamond robe
(i dont know i gypsy robe is better)
give me a second
I'm pretty sure you can burn that goo stuff with a torch

I play with the extra calamity music along ith the normal one
No
what is xyk doing?
I like boss music
tools only challenge
being Xyk
WAIT
Epic
what video
The king slime rev no hit
get bugged, aqua 🪲
i only find anime waifus when i search king slime no hit
idk what u talking about
OH SHIT
i can do no hit rev
i never thought of it

my brain
my memory is complete garbage, can u remind me
as long as you don't nohit brain with meteor fist you will be fine
where
😳
hmmmm
gamer
6 hours ago
perhaps.
gl with that well 😉
the "beautiful lady"
aka, wolfman's lunch
Unless you use the key yourself or give it to music man
No idea what happens from doing that
He probably dies
If you give him the key to the room?
ye
My spacebar is being dumb
if you help the musician he comes with you to swamp
oh wait
I was wrong
"If the player chooses to kill The Sow, spares the Chicken Lady and follows the Wolfman's path in Chapter 1 , the Musician makes a final appearance in the Swamp."
I knew she wasn't human
Or maybe just a fucked up one
wut
whats happening in vc
We were talking about a previous topic

Aqua finally found her
But no key
The well is one nice place
The key can be given to the wolf man,the musician, or you can probably go in yourself
@latent quartz Wiki said above oven room outside
👉 ⏲️
Flare is good when that ghost thing attacks and your lamp goes out
They only attack in the dark
Kirn was right when he told you start using it
I'm going to leave for a bit now
ok cya rob
if u do no hits, does it matter how stacked u are
like if ur prepped to the roof
will that affect anything
You cannot have too much dps
Read the no hit document
Like on perforators, When I first start sometimes I have to redo cause the way he is lined up gives me more than 400 dps
just reforge the pumpler to give u less dps
i dont remember the doc saying u cant make weapons have worst reforges
on perfs, I recommend you move as little as possible until worm parts where you run as fast as you can

I saw ela play and he ran around the old woods hideout for the whole night and lived
there was a banshee and 5 chompers chasing him
Kiting forever is a viable strat to survive the night in this game lol
The only reason I have 5 kills is because I realized I was doing over 400dps
It even works in the swamp
your computer exploded
Gaming art
spine teeth

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Dark Souls (Wood edition)
Alright, you can't sidestep the Choppers but can you backstep dodge them?
no
nohit
well no hit
pojjer
Aqua has no luck. Wiki said that the old woods house has 2 generators, one good and one broken. He only has one and it's broken
bug maybe?
I don't like giving wrong info and I don't like being given wrong info
Because people do that all the time with Calamity
And I fucking despise it
fire does a ton of damage yeah
eating 🍰
muted
foooooooooooooood
every enemy
is darkeater midir
they probably respawn when you think about them, aqua

if you're making a game
it's good to think about it
not just throw shit in
runs straight into a wall

Aqua finally found the generator
Fixed the broken one?
aqua, you've been playing darkwood for 11 HOURS?
and fabsol has been in the vc for like most of the day
is the game that fun?
oh
Markiplier made the same mistake as Aqua
I've made quite a few errors in judgement in my adventures in Darkwood... but I don't think this was really my fault...
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i guess i'll go watch some of the game
The generator that he couldn't find for so long
play it to see tbh, it's a unique type of horror
No, the mistake was that he went a whole night without it
it's not five night's at freddie's bullshit
He couldn't find it until morning
is it on steam?
ye
Yes
lemme check
But Markiplier made the mistake you mentioned as well
ok, has really good reviews
hmm, 15 bucks doesnt sound bad but i doubt my parents would lemme buy it
i guess i'll just watch a playthrough
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the trio
honest opinion which dark souls game is the best
I've only played some of 1 so...
Probably 3
Although I never played it. Just seems like the best one
2 is the worst out of the 3 but offers the most content
3 is the best for me, and 2 is a little awkward compared to the others.
it's still fun though
I can assure you somebody in this VC hates Dark Souls 2's game design severely
3 is objectively the best despite doing basically nothing
Dark Souls 2 has some nice concepts with like
Every single game design and quality control issue you could think of
Dark Souls 1 is the buggiest
But it's the best tbh

ds1 was good, highlight was ornstein and smough
heck YES
Dark Souls 1 has so many bugs you can abuse that are mostly beneficial
But it's bad for the quality of the game
Yeah, there is a lot of cheesing tbh
Since bugs don't scream quality
Dark Souls 3 is amazing and has the least bugs
Dark Souls 2 is great until you experience the game design decisions that are bad
and there's a lot in that game
A lot
3's the best tbh
it's just fucked
Don't worry, I'm still having fun 
I just keep the core on a timer in my head
just be good at the game. no questions asked, problem solved.
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I think someone make a suggestion to fix the core leaving the slime at full acceleration
I was using aestheticus, but it was way too bad, so now im using slime
get the funny "You Died" and put it over that
trapped in literal hell
I remember last time when Aqua didn't know he needed light to avoid being attacked by the spirits
And just ran outside his house
The spirits always leave at least one light source in your house on
how nice of the spirits

This is the darkwood protagonist after he leaves the woods and can't find any more mushrooms:
https://youtu.be/IG2JF0P4GFA?t=49
REST IN PEACE MIKE CARACCIOLO aka "THE KID FROM BROOKLYN" 1947?-2013
and the most previous reupload from fishytautog 2009-2019
sicko mode
Fab
was dog's name stolen from inspired by Aldrich?
aldrich?
Aldrich, Devourer of Gods from Dark Souls 3.
oh
"Non addictive" btw
fabsol do you agree with Crabulon = F U N K
mush
hes speaking the language of gods
@blazing spire only gotta nohit either perf or hive mind, not both
Last 3 attempts I died at:
1.2%
0.3%
0.9%
My soul has been torn from my body
jesus christ xyk
Is aqua at least doing okay?
oh that doesn't sound good
because chompers can dodge your melee attacks, they strafe, backstep, etc.
kirn found an exploit
putting a quest item in a container
makes enemies not attack it
then you hide behind it for the whole night in a corner

thats a nice exploit
ye, if he didn't have flares he would have been 100% dead
so you can still die even with the exploit
pretty often
oh gosh, actually ill hop on and check it out, Im not feeling too well after the last few attempts
sounds good, take a break
xyk what boss are you no hit shovel attacking now
Mic death
epic

how have I not had a heart attack yet
not gonna lie but i hate that potion its a gamble it should be all the debuffs not three
well that explains why i say that a lot when playing FTW
its so WTF that the naem FTW came out
@latent quartz there's still time, chapter 2 awaits 
welp, i've lost enough sanity today trying no hit runs, im gonna sign off for today
cya
Just saying that because you can get muted easily here
And iirc you have not been a nuisance
alright
what else
what does the jelly even do again ?
also, i'd fight aureus at the bottom of the map, his behavior is pretty weird when it comes to platforms
alright
honestly, just get grand gellatine if you use vital
was about to suggest that
frozen iirc
thats what i use rn
actually no
this is post plant
i think u can get bat
no nvm
u can get mothron tho
that's what i used for aureus btw
i should have used mothron wings, idk why i had flame
alright
god im stupid
what ?
DUDE
just stop listening to me tbh
yeah
mothron have far better mobility
after plantera
which is
finally
so important for both aureus and levi
wait show what you have again
ohlol
ok ok
yeah should be enough tbh
thats the bow helmet for shroom right?
alright
just making sure
yeah
the first couple tries are rough
tbh
lol
what did u say fight it at the bottom?
he do be wonk yeah
what's the bottom
the floor
cya
Gl with aureus and levi
has to be night

?
left or right click
left
what the hell
nice
that was, very fast
this felt like cheesing
the blossom flux?
who the heck fights aureus in ug astral 
wait
is this allowed lol
is your game running slower when you'r streaming ?
nutella the blossom flux?
the same
for you or for me?
does he/she think the blossom flux is a bit cheesy?
nah
idk
is that enough
lesgo
whats that
where that
it doesn't really support rogue reforges
wheres nohit rules
pins in #help-advice-read-pins
favorite boss theme?
is there a summoning item
idk
do you have luiafk ?
yeah
how
that sucks
cya
and if it's too hard, you can try using the same setup as Aureus

i am not ready
im back pog
went to levi instead?
no i beat aureus
this is pretty hard so far and this is p1
tbh id swap with you any time
prime nohit?
yeah i hate it
no i wanted to watch ur stream lol
oh lol
wanna see me video on it
you can watch and stream yknow
maybe it gelps
yeah maybe
iknow ill be back after
but tbh its just me being bad prolly 
thanks lol, utoo
its in the calamity QoL no hit mod iirc
nvm then
ikr
you got your pc back?
i was on my laptop
oh my gooododdd fucking 4%


this is a boohoo momenrt
sprime ?
yeah
the homing rockets jsut
urGH
they are shit in the saucer itself
they are also shit here tbh
Run.
did u beat plantera?
heya mirai
heya blastered
I HAD ADRENALINE
i gotta start doing it again
@vague quartz btw i dont really see how megashark is useful when it comes to death bosses it does barely any damage unless ur using it to just inflict debuffs
using it for ichor mostly
makes sense
yeah lol
u could just use perf lore
eh
ah true
so yeah lol
brimbow is there only because
uh
accidental 3 key pressed so might aswell debuff
ah okay
@jagged niche why arent u using wrath+arrow potion+rage potion
so ur DPS increases
oh
nvm
forgot archery
ye
ty
np
lmao
:(
LMAO
LMAOO
i was like gg he was gonna do it
me too
he always shoots after the 2nd dash
fuck
venom arrows
why do i keep accidentally dashing
i have a trigger finger
i am now on a losing streak
brb i guess
cya
cya
istg blastered ur twins statue makes me think ur gonna get hit by cursed flames
lmao
i wanted to make a destroyer and prime statue aswell
but tbh i had no idea what to build
so i said fuck it and kept twins only
cant u just t-edit doesnt t edit have a extension tools which lets u turn a PNG into automatic terraria blocks
if not t-edit i cant remember what it is
lmao
gg
nice

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