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near wraith
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And we get k***hts ring

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And we get axe

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And kill

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Fulguration halberd is crying dude

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It's one use

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Gone

gusty garden
near wraith
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That motherfucker

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Had so much dedication

gusty garden
gusty garden
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AAAAAAAAAA

gusty garden
latent quartz
gusty garden
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demented jolly rancher

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CHRIST!

blazing spire
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I will play metal gear tomorrow

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Just lemme know when you all will be on

gusty garden
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ye, scholar of the first sin in DS2 just contributes to the problems it already had

gusty garden
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SoC is a dickhead at SL1

plain field
latent quartz
latent quartz
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🥞

gusty garden
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🥞

latent quartz
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you died

gusty garden
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ow

pseudo sparrow
strong vault
near wraith
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To be fair havel hits like a fucking truck

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So kinda makes sense tbh

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He also has poise out the ass as an enemy

strong vault
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too chad to be moved

gusty garden
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"Local giant suit of armor comes alive and tried to bully a small man who likes rock, it gets it's kneecaps broken"

near wraith
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Havel killed that dragon btw

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That he's standing in front of

gusty garden
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ye lol

near wraith
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Havel is capable of m u r d e r

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Of an exceptional level

vale girder
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sorry fab for asking a lot of questions

gusty garden
gusty garden
earnest wraith
gusty garden
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"It was actually 1 in 100 million...I mean, c'mon, that's like a 1 in 3 shot at that point." - Dunkey

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best part of the vid

heady yew
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fun challenge: play through the entirety of mgs on easy mode with voice set to 10 and everything else set to 1

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see how far you can get

gusty garden
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my eyes were drying out so I got a lot of water

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I'll play DS3 all of tomorrow so I can get a build ready

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since christmas shit is done so I can relax

vale girder
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ah im getting angy rn, aqua told me to kill that giant dragon with all the rolling lizards

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i found havl agian

gusty garden
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killing that dragon is annoying as hell so don't feel bad

near wraith
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Am getting angy at soul of cinder

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You only get 3 chunks for it btw

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Really no point to kill it lol

gusty garden
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it doesn't even drop scales?

near wraith
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Nope

vale girder
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he said i got scales :/

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it*

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sadge

gusty garden
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hage

near wraith
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At least I'm 95% sure it doesn't

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Idk which dragon you're talking about

gusty garden
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the other ancient wyvern

vale girder
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the one that you cant plunging attac

gusty garden
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the one that doesn't die instantly to plunge memes

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ye

vale girder
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brb ima go get water

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and turn on a fan

latent quartz
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the second wyvern drops chunks scales and twinkle

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I think I got all 3

near wraith
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Then it does

vale girder
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ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

latent quartz
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though

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just don't bother

near wraith
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Though there are easier methods of obtaining scales

latent quartz
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there's easier and more fun ways

near wraith
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You already have lothric castle

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So that's a bunch of free scales for you

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And there's even more scales there

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There's also a slab next to havel at archdragon

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So you can easily get a +5 atm

latent quartz
near wraith
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I mean when you're not doing sl1

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Dark souls 3 is pretty relaxing

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Esp if twinblade build

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btw bundles break the twinblades and that's why they're so overpowered

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Which might explain why they went unnerfed forever

gusty garden
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and ye, it can be relaxing if you just farm enemies and don't rush the bosses

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I like farming in souls

jagged niche
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funny how the owner gives away the broken combos

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Bruh

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Oof

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Ye

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Anyway

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I'm not even in this vc

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Why am I here

gusty garden
jagged niche
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Lol

gusty garden
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IT'S EVEN BETTER KIRN, YOU COULD BE PLAYING ANY OTHER FUCKING CLASS AND GET THE LIFE REGEN FROM HAVING A FUCKING SQUID MINION STUCK TO YHARON'S ASS THE ENTIRE TIME

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Or Sirius yes

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or vile feeder

near wraith
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Remember vile feeder

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That fucking prehardmode summon

earnest wraith
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it now gives +14 life regen

plain field
gusty garden
final gyro
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base HP is 105

supple arch
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Veteran moment

sand island
near wraith
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Light rolling was the key

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Since that lets you just roll backwards against a lot of his shit

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Also yes I was on reddit to see how many people also fucking hated him lol

gusty garden
heady yew
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so since my save got wiped somehow on mgr I just decided that im going to do another hard playthrough lol
just because the game is fun 👍

vague quartz
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very quiet

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huh

gusty garden
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Noice

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and ye, in order to avoid your save being destroyed you have to always do chapter select after you beat the game once

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otherwise it just erases your shit, sadly

heady yew
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damn

velvet smelt
gusty garden
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it looks so crusty up close

vague quartz
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@flat tulip still stuck on this room on farewell?

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do you have celestenet?

flat tulip
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celestenet? No I don't have that I guess

vague quartz
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oh

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you should, its a mod that allows celeste to be multiplayer

flat tulip
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Oh, huh

vague quartz
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you have celeste through epic games / steam?

flat tulip
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steam

vague quartz
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ah great

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so you can get it

flat tulip
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Probably not going to mod it though

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sorry :/

vague quartz
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its fine lol

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although if ud want more content for celeste later on, map makers are doing a great job lol

flat tulip
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Yeah I've seen the discord, there seems to be a pretty good modding and map making community

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I have to go btw

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byeee

vague quartz
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cya

heady yew
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so this playthrough im going to nohit every boss I come across

gusty garden
vague quartz
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gl my guy

gusty garden
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ez

near wraith
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indeed

latent quartz
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sad

vague quartz
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well you guys have fun, ill leave now

gusty garden
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cya

blazing spire
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MonkIE

sterile shale
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i didnt know that broadsword was good

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i never used that lol

gusty garden
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ye

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it's really good for sl1 builds

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infused with raw

sterile shale
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yes i see that

gusty garden
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"Once the meter is full, the target's Health will damaged by 200 points. It will also reduce the maximum stamina of the target to 75% for 5 to 10 seconds. Also any movements that are not a run, dash or roll are reduced to a walk."

sterile shale
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i always thought lkss was the best for nearly most builds

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blessed or lightning lkgs works on faith build for me tho

gusty garden
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ye, that's really good

latent quartz
gusty garden
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ouch

sterile shale
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why not use slave knight gael?

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oh i think u did not do ashes of ariandel

latent quartz
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gael's damage is ass in this fight

sterile shale
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ok

latent quartz
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the most he'd do is tank a bit

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it's not worth it

vale girder
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Hey

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Lol

sterile shale
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for me lapps sign does not come so i am forced to use gael

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but i preferred to do solo

latent quartz
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you gotta talk to him earlier first

vale girder
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Can’t rlly talk for to much still have dnd just taking a small break

sterile shale
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oh so that must be it

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where is he found exactly?

vale girder
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We killed a giant centipede like thing

latent quartz
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go to the first bonfire, you know where that pillar falls

sterile shale
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yes

latent quartz
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it hits the back of a building, and you walk across it

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talk to good ol lapp there

sterile shale
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now i get it

vale girder
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Fab doing spreadsheets for minmaxing pog

sterile shale
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i only have 1 playthrough with dlcs and in that i have killed everything including gael and soc but midir still remains idk but i just cant kill him

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maybe the weapons ig

vale girder
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Oh prince time

latent quartz
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midir is a pain in the ass

sterile shale
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yes alott

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i was using dragonslayer greataxe

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and irithyll ss

vale girder
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Aqua I got to aldbitch

sterile shale
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on a strenght dex mix build

latent quartz
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I heard greataxe is good for midir

sterile shale
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yes it did chip of alot of his health

gusty garden
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it is

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you smash his head with it and he gets hurt

vale girder
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Bonk

sterile shale
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yes the greataxes weapon art can kill the drake in nameless king fight with 2 hits

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when he breathes the fire

vale girder
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Kirn fucking died

latent quartz
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kirn death

vale girder
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Kirn death

gusty garden
vale girder
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Sky high works because we don’t ask questions about the laws of physics

sterile shale
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breaker blade is just to weak for its tier

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it looks really cool tho

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breaker blade is weaker than most prehardmode weapons

vale girder
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Ok I gtg good luck with princes and not blue screening I’ll be back to kill Aldrich later tonight

sterile shale
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the 2 damage they buffed for murmasa in 1.4 just makes me wanna suicide

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does the curse affect summoners tho?

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ah so i defeated the slime god easily without caring about curse

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still couldnt be enough to beat wof

gusty garden
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night's edge in vanilla isn't even good for normal enemies

sterile shale
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i might say that enchanted sword can be better

blazing spire
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Bee Keeper used to be good with the right arena

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But they removed autoswing hage

gusty garden
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they gave it autoswing again in 1.4.1

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but it's still bad

blazing spire
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Yeah true

sterile shale
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i even tried the lightsaber on skeletron

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shing shing

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sadly the lightsaber are also bad

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minishark

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minishark excels above most prehm weapons vanilla

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even tho it is a preboss weapon

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if slaphand knocked bosses then that would be another story

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whats the music can anyone tell

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seems familiar

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???

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the skeletron music please

fast wind
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curse of the dungeon, by turquoise

sterile shale
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thanks

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if only i could play dark souls on pc

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cuz only i can play terraria and red alert 2 on this broke laptop

fast wind
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how old is your gear

sterile shale
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atleast 10 years lol

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i only play other games on my playstation

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could be a triple damage because u can barely get some hits

sterile shale
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btw which mod adds the skeletron music

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i dont really know

earnest wraith
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Was kirn doing true melee stuff earlier?

gusty garden
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ye

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6 minutes bee keeper skeletron

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among other things

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impossible golem fights

near wraith
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12 minute horseman's blade golem

gusty garden
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ye lmao

near wraith
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Yes impossible golem fights is the better word

earnest wraith
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BirbDisgust aww that’s bad

near wraith
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btw

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The 12 minute

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Was just how long it took to get to the floating head phase

earnest wraith
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Ah yes, sounds like true melee

gusty garden
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death

latent quartz
gusty garden
near wraith
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"free" trial

heady yew
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ima take a 15 minute break then ill be back

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gotta conserve brain cells

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for the next fight

fast wind
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now

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we wait

gusty garden
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lapp

latent quartz
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honestly

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you aren't wrong

gusty garden
heady yew
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FEAR THE UNSEEN MUCH, JACK?

gusty garden
latent quartz
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red phosphorous, Jack! Infrared is useless!

gusty garden
heady yew
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BEHOLD MY UTOPIA OF DEATH

latent quartz
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LEFT HAND RULE!

empty bear
gusty garden
empty bear
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if one is there, the other three will pop out of thin air.

heady yew
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LORENTZ FORCE

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GO!

charred pond
empty bear
heady yew
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am I able to just run away from the attack where he throws 3-5 cars and helis at you?

latent quartz
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ye

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run clockwise at the edge of the arena

heady yew
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yeah ive seen someone in this server do it but I wasnt sure where in the fight it was possible

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bruh at an optimal level im able to get him down to like 75% before red phosphorus

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NO NEVERMIND I CAN JUST SKIP IT

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WHAT

latent quartz
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red phosphorus isn't guaranteed ye

gusty garden
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ye

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he does it when he feels like it HDfailure

gusty dock
latent quartz
gusty garden
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⛸️

sterile shale
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just run around and stick to the golden rule to beat aldrich

heady yew
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ima brb

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ok so after lorentz force, I just spam parry ye?

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WOW thats hard to dodge

latent quartz
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don't question me but I always hear this song in midir's theme and I hate it

topaz bane
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sorry for just derping in for 5 seconds

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i wanted to see what was up with five simultaneous streams

vale girder
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lol

gusty dock
near wraith
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@latent quartz When you return I require you to kill halflight

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(Because this boss is fucking stupid and I'm not even gonna bother trying him more than once)

spare grail
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jesus christ

near wraith
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Headset is fucking dead

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h

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Undead settlement

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In a hole in the floor

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Go to first bonfire and just hug left

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He doesn't know where that is link lol

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I did dancer soul level 1 lulw

charred pond
sour prawn
heady yew
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ill either attempt monsoon tomorrow or beat him normally tommorow

charred pond
spare grail
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sup

arctic hollow
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does anyone wanna play jackbox party packs?

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i'll give anyone interested about 5-10 mins

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k, i guess no one is interested

spare grail
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Holy fuck

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why does providence fire like so much flares

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aat 20%

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and at 1%

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it so unbearable

heady yew
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yo fab lookin 😳
ill stop

blazing spire
spare grail
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large

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i cant dodge when they come in clusters

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when i fly up

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more come

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and i cant go down fast enough

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and i will not go further up

tacit cradle
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hello

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can i stream sum satisfactory?

heady yew
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wow I didnt realize monsoon had this much rng to him

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you can stream whatever you like ye

tacit cradle
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aight

tacit cradle
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can someone tell me is my shit working?

spare grail
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no

tacit cradle
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sad

heady yew
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I lost at the lsat button prompt you could possibly loose at monsoon

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the LAST ONE

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OH NEVERMIND YOU GET A CHECKPOINT THERE

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LMAO

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lets goooooooo

gusty garden
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we should see if we can get to NG+7

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it'll be fun

vale girder
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challenge accepted

latent quartz
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it'll be hell

near wraith
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If I join for that I need to make a sellsword twinblade build lol

gusty garden
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ye lol

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dps is critical

near wraith
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Pyromancy will not hold up

gusty garden
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ye lmao

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dex builds go brrrr

near wraith
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60 dex

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brrrrrrrrrrr

vale girder
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Will this bee on same character

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Be *

gusty garden
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I like using strength weapons

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DS1 strength weapons are fucking insanely powerful tbh

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Not sure about DS3

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they're probably still fine

vale girder
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But yea just wondering tho because idk if this will be on same characters or not and I was just wondering

near wraith
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Soul level 1 NG+7

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No soul of cinder is too much pain to do that

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Everything else sure

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But not that

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And halflight

gusty garden
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a single hit from one of those dumb little magic bolts would instantly kill a SL1 character in NG+7

near wraith
vale girder
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death approaching

heady yew
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im not a sadist so im not no-hitting replical mistral and monsoon

near wraith
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Masochist

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Sadists enjoy others' suffering

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Masochists enjoy their own suffering

heady yew
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ye I was going to change that but im lazy

near wraith
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fucking

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hjeadsetlmkn

gusty garden
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damn

near wraith
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ye

gusty garden
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being wrong makes you relatable, admitting that you're wrong makes you likable

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there, posted HDfailure

near wraith
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Eh strength is still better than pyromancy

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In pvp pyromancy is the weakest thing you can use lol

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I can prove that from pvping with a friend

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He was trying a bunch of builds against my pyro build

latent quartz
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"This spot marks our grave. But you may rest here too, if you like."

near wraith
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The only time he ever died

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Was when he fucked up himself

latent quartz
near wraith
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Because sorceries cast faster

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Miracles just win period against pyromancy

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Miracles win over everything just about

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Normal greatswords and dex beat out sorceries and pyromancies

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Ultras are okay with enough poise

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Quality builds are probably the strongest builds for pvp period

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Since you can just pull any weapon out of your ass from your god damn arsenal

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Swap to the weapon with the best r1 for the situation

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ez wins

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Pyromancy is just bad for pvp is what I'm getting at lol

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yes

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Fume has the most hyperarmor of every weapon in the game

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I think if you have like 46 poise

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Literally nothing can knock you out of your hyperarmor time

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Fume Ultra Greatshield

gusty garden
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that's why when you fight knight slayer tsorig, he never gets stunned out of his attack animations

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pain

near wraith
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ye

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Fume ultra is busted dude

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And it used to one shot

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Think about that

gusty garden
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ye, it can also hit things that are behind you with the backswing

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it's epic

near wraith
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You could make shit die in 1 hit

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With nothing they could do about it

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It's coming

gusty garden
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sag stream died

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sad

near wraith
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And there's nothing we can do about it

gusty garden
near wraith
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You run

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I figured out pretty fucking fast that you just run from albitch

gusty garden
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ye

near wraith
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The shoulder slam from champion gundyr

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That's the only thing that fucks you from champ

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Everything else is pretty understandable

gusty garden
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ye

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the arm slam is what knocks me off the cliff sometimes

near wraith
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lol

gusty garden
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he legit kicked me off one time

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WHY DIDN'T YOU DODGE!?

heady yew
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honestly no lie, armstrong on hard will be easier to no-hit than sundowner or monsoon

earnest wraith
gusty garden
vale girder
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yea that's pretty nice set up

heady yew
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noice

gusty garden
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@heady yew you aren't streaming rn rip

heady yew
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oh

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wjoops

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oh god I just realized excelsus is going to be an absolute nightmare to no-hit

gusty garden
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ye, it's pain until you learn how to i-frame it

heady yew
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tbh im going to not no-hit excelsus

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but im still not going to do nanopaste lol

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and I'll still no-hit armstormweaver

blazing spire
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Why

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why

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treasure magnet dumb

near wraith
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@vale girder From the Church of Yorshka bonfire, go back the way you came from. Head down the curved staircase and then left through the archway. Ahead up more stairs and to the right of the Fire witch and 2 Pontiff Knights is an illusionary wall. Behind which you'll find the ring.

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@vale girder
Found in Undead Settlement. After defeating the Demon alongside Siegward of Catarina, scale the nearby building and exit onto the adjacent tower by jumping from the roof. Maneuvering down the tower, the ring will be located under several wooden boxes near the Mirrah Armor Set.

gusty garden
heady yew
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armstronk is a bit harder than I though he'd be

spare grail
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yooo guys23 death on pro

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provi

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suffeirng

spare grail
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YES

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provi done

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time for senitles

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and suffering

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sigh............

heady yew
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High score on hamstark: 40%

near wraith
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headset died h

earnest wraith
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h

vale girder
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h

heady yew
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Alright im going to head out lol

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have a good night

agile pine
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Darksoul moment.

near wraith
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Why is my cpu at 99

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Why is discord eating 50% of my cpu

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Why does ozz's stream

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Add 30%

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To discord's cpu usage

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What the fuck

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The only +3 rings that are worth are FaP and life ring

vale girder
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oh

near wraith
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Everything else is pretty eh

vale girder
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sadge

near wraith
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And sage if magic

vale girder
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where is +3 fap ring

near wraith
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ringed city

earnest wraith
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Okay I’m going to get some sleep, see you guys later

near wraith
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gn

vale girder
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night xyk

gusty garden
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gn xyk

near wraith
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Am going to bed

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gn

topaz bane
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my internet died entirely

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Like my router is just OFF

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What the hell

vale girder
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night kirn*

sand island
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I am very surprised fab's still streaming

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:crabrave:

plain field
normal hornet
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the definition of hage is hage mod

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god if tmod has to launch so fucking slowly

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man i just wanna test hage mod

normal hornet
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mmm

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huh

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this code works surprisingly

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:epic:

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mmm time to add Hage Launcher

normal hornet
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lol

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actually no

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im done coding for today

vale girder
normal hornet
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speen

vague quartz
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funny squirrel travels dimensions

normal hornet
hot sand
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aight im off to bed

normal hornet
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wdym just download ram HDfailure

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funny monkey

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ooo aaa

dark plover
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gn Fab zzZ_mw

normal hornet
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i gotta head ache cya

dark plover
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👋

gusty garden
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ye, gn

agile prawn
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gn fabsololo

dark plover
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"don't throw off the ledge"
proceeds to

dark plover
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This music is jammin

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oh hi joey

sand island
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Ah yes sleep deprivation

normal hornet
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shhh

dark plover
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fantastic crash zesty

dark plover
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zesty it's real late though

gusty garden
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I'll stream dark souls in a bit

earnest wraith
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sounds good

merry fog
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@charred pond how old are you

charred pond
merry fog
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👍

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You sometimes screech thats why

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but the calamity healthbar is ugly 😦

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Draedon is just gonna make machine-like hardmode bosses @charred pond

fringe dome
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Wow that’s a lot of people

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I think I don’t fit here so I’ll go

merry fog
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😠

fringe dome
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Sorry did I upset you?

merry fog
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you are not here thats why you are upsetting me

fringe dome
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What do you mean dear friend?

gusty garden
fringe dome
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Is there a way I can help friend?

merry fog
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i think the orange is ugly

latent quartz
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I just used yabhb for convenience to see when some bosses go invulnerable and then become vulnerable again

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however I just know the timing now so it gets in the way

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omw to disable it

frosty mirage
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yabhb is dependant of screen res too.

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for me which I am 1366x768 user yabhb consumes more space than calamity hp bar.

latent quartz
merry fog
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no

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dont do it

fringe dome
#

I think I shall leave due to everyone being busy

merry fog
#

You are making Fabsol even more powerfu

fringe dome
frosty mirage
#
  • I like Calamity's HP Bar because, uhh, I like having it on the corner like adrenaline and rage meters.
gusty garden
#

I just don't like how YABHB takes up a ton of my lower screen space

#

it really irks me

frosty mirage
#

i just actually like adren and rage bars on my left-down corner for space convenience.

merry fog
gusty garden
#

and when people use both at the same time I internally scream

latent quartz
#

oops HDfailure

frosty mirage
#

stealth bar can go below/above my player's position.

merry fog
#

Why is everyone playing DS3 now

#

What happened

#

i mean its on sale but what the

rustic gulch
#

there is no point in having that many boss bars yeah

gusty garden
#

arena tm

latent quartz
#

WHAT IS THIS? NO WORLD SIZED ARENA? UNPLAYABLE!

merry fog
#

Hey @gusty garden can you join a discord for me

frosty mirage
blazing spire
gusty garden
#

btw, here is what 1.4 did to breaker blade:

Damage increased from 39 to 43.
Use time decreased from 30 to 29.```
![smugyon](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/459910495361826816.webp?size=128 "smugyon")
4 more damage, 1 less use time
and a useless additional effect
*did they really think this would make it good*
latent quartz
#

I heard that they just really wanted to add whips but had no clue what class to make them

hot geyser
#

i'm switching to the other computer

#

i'll be back in a second

charred pond
frosty mirage
#

casual pisscord compresion.

vale girder
#

i gtg

blazing spire
#

Goodbye

latent quartz
blazing spire
#

Old Duke is good enough smh

#

Also can those post polterghast squid summons not make that water noise

#

It gives me brain damage

merry fog
#

@gusty dock With his game i have never heard about

heady yew
#

Time for more Hamstring no-hit attempts

merry fog
#

Flash sweat is just Leidenfrost the magic

#

@heady yew your stream is DYINH

heady yew
#

internet has been consistantly horrible so that makes sense

hot geyser
#

are y'all doing multiplayer dark souls?

sterile shale
#

kick the crystal sages ass

#

i legit did not find the sorcerer here till i reached the twin princes i then came to know about his existance

heady yew
#

im trying to kill the nanomachine man but he keeps grabbing me like nintendo tries to grab cash

#

34%

#

im getting closer and closer

heady yew
#

DOne

#

I hate every fight in this game now

#

besides ray

heady yew
#

If someone who knows MGR can help me navigate to NG+ I would really appreciate it wegud

#

well ill wait till later ig

latent quartz
#

click story and then chapter.

#

then choose the first chapter and on a higher difficulty

heady yew
#

Alright
Ik its a dumb question but I messed it up the first time lol
thank you

latent quartz
#

oh no worries I fuckin chose the new game option first

#

lost my save

heady yew
#

damn

#

same here

latent quartz
#

got a 100% save online

heady yew
#

I guess that goes to show that they kinda did a poor job of implementing how someone would do it

topaz bane
#

the fact that you can delete your save file at will is

#

fucking insane

heady yew
#

but then again they could have very well have not considered that people would want to do NG+ playthroughs
there is nothing in the game whatsoever that explains it

#

20:56

#

Im pretty sure this is what you're talking about

spare grail
#

difference

#

buffing spectre mask

#

set bonus

#

was also very needed

near wraith
#

Spectre mask doubling damage

spare grail
#

ah yes

#

because master mode

#

makes self healing virtually useless

#

and its just damage racing

#

At least they did somehting correct with nerfing tsusnami

normal hornet
#

the typhoon nerf is stupid

spare grail
#

idk

#

says about i frames issue

#

being fixed

heady yew
#

ill be back in about 30

fierce pulsar
#

hear me out
one of these days i hop into a vc with no context
and streamed funny abyss thing

hot geyser
#

that would be funny

spare grail
#

its raining shut

#

from the old duke

gusty garden
#

mimic go hurhurhur

vale girder
#

i found the giant dragon in ringed

hot geyser
gusty garden
#

E

latent quartz
#

so many things were wrong there

normal hornet
#

A

latent quartz
#

being teleported fucked with my head

#

I still had storm ruler equiped

#

I had 2 estus

#

I had 50k souls

#

I

#

played horribly

#

are you

#

kidding me

spare grail
#

i have to fight 2 old dukes

#

at 150% hp

#

cuz someone told me to

#

and im in pain

gusty garden
#

aqua, the person who enjoys dlc armstrong but dislikes midir

latent quartz
#

everyone else, enjoys midir but dislikes dlc armstrong

gusty garden
#

memes, jack

#

it's not even good at getting yourself more attention, because you just get muted

#

lol

#

honeycrisp

#

"AYAYA"

charred pond
vale girder
spare grail
#

out of the blue

#

my tmod decided to crash

#

fun

gusty garden
#

🥺

#

STRENGTH

#

NOW

latent quartz
hot geyser
#

What the fuck is happening

compact kelp
#

I've been working on a Yharon piece for so long good god

earnest wraith
#

looks nice

blazing spire
#

Yeah

normal hornet
#

why did i just forget everything about coding

#

a

#

i figured it out wegud

#

im a idiot

#

whoops

near wraith
#

Headset death

normal hornet
near wraith
#

Parrying

jaunty cargo
normal hornet
#

they have become to powerful

#

:fear:

#

i stubbed my toe earlier and it hurt

near wraith
#

I stubbed my toe

#

One time

#

And I had to clean up blood

#

And it smelt like blood

normal hornet
#

Well

near wraith
#

It was amazing how much it bled

normal hornet
#

if you had to clean up blood generally you would smell blood

near wraith
#

It looked like I fucked an artery or something

#

It was bad

normal hornet
#

hit foot against wall

#

kick wall

#

one time i fractured my hand by punching a wall

#

i was stupid

#

like

#

5 months ago i had dehydration

#

and my kidney hurt

#

alot

#

i now have a water bottle on my desk all the time

#

like ~3 months ago i slept through a bloody nose

#

that was fucking terrible

#

i had to clean my bed

#

"this aint my first rodeo" - what Xyk sounded like

#

ive thrown up because my meds made me loss my appetite so i wasnt eating as much as i needed

gusty garden
normal hornet
#

Death

lunar mural
#

Jirn

normal hornet
#

22

#

:22:

gusty garden
#

dazzling stabber, the thing I had to buff by 500%

#

to be useful on the NERFED boss HP

near wraith
#

I got a summon from providence

#

It's good on golem

gusty garden
normal hornet
#

Golem

#

not much of a accomplishment is it

#

Pew

#

thats balanced

gusty garden
#

make them turn even less in death mode HyperFailure

#

🚫

normal hornet
#

you get

#

uh

#

chicken

#

i love seeing the Hage Typhoons circle around things before it kills them

#

im done coding for today

spare grail
#

i am doing 50% more hp dog

#

jesus christ

#

1.8m HP

gusty garden
normal hornet
#

A NEW WR!

#

ive speedran BotW

#

ye

latent quartz
#

eh tier meme

normal hornet
#

a few BtB's and Wind bombs and youre at the castle

spare grail
#

calamity is 20 hours

#

of gameplay

normal hornet
spare grail
#

da fuq

#

is happening

normal hornet
#

pepsi

#

:pepsi:

#

i wanna play mp calam

spare grail
#

i accidently spawned 2

#

with fishingr ods

#

3 old dukes is just

#

BRUH

heady yew
#

RED PHOSPHORUS YHARIM, INFRARED IS USELESS

normal hornet
#

@latent quartz gamer

#

@latent quartz 3 yharon true melee death defiled

#

dont

#

dont try that

heady yew
#

id like to see double yharon true melee after draedon update lmao

marsh pond
#

master mode change: dragon egg summons two yharons

#

share the pain

spare grail
#

aqua, whats the mod

#

to upgrade proficiency

heady yew
#

thats like me getting mad at nohitting x boss

blazing spire
#

@gusty garden Once I learn how to parry I will stream it here. I am following your advice but I FUCKING can't

#

I know the controls to do it fyi

gusty garden
#

It's not too hard once you get it down, trust me

near wraith
#

Look at enemy

#

Spam w and m1

#

If enemy is attacking you block

#

If not you skyhigh

#

If you want a parry specifically you tap w and m1 and don't spam

#

Not spamming makes it a perfect parry because you have to try harder lol

blazing spire
#

Holly is one of my favorite towns

#

choo choo

gusty garden
#

NOT THE TRAINS

latent quartz
#

🚆

blazing spire
heady yew
#

Ok so am I misremembering or is perfect parrying not worth it at all unless you're in rev

gusty garden
#

perfect parry is good in all modes

#

but way better in rev

blazing spire
#

Wait, they have a metal gear?
i have heard that over 20 times

gusty garden
heady yew
#

phrases that ive heard too many times:
Lorentz Force! Go!
It has switched to biped mode, careful
Uncle Sam needs you to die, Jack!

#

Show me a good time, Jack!

earnest wraith
#

I'm gonna hop in bed but keep hanging in the VC for a bit, no mic tho

blazing spire
earnest wraith
#

Wast too bad

blazing spire
#

🇫

earnest wraith
#

Bug was incinerated by Fabsol’s holy slap

jaunty cargo
#

Test results of Ranger stuff in-dev. Have fun with results Wide

Re-tested Deathmode Underworld Daytime Providence with Bows and three other non-bow weapons
Accessories: Seraph Tracers, Asgard's Valor, Deific Amulet, Sniper Scope, Magic Quiver or Emblem if non-bows, Artemis Emblem, and The Absorber
Ammo: Wooden Arrow (Planetary Annihilation) or Elysian Arrow (all others)
Potions: Profane Rage/Wrath, Archery, Well Fed, and Yharim Stims
Rage and Adrenaline was not used. Vortex passive was only used in Test 1#. Please also note that Test 4 and 5 were deaths at specific moments

Test: 1# Planetary Annihilation; died at 0.5% lol
4:27; assymed kill time would be 4:30~ average 7001 and max 21359; double-shift Vortex passive was infrequently and uncommonly used here
Test 2# Clockwork Bow; Guardian phase is so cancerous with this bow
5:14, average 6628, max 20169
Test 3# Astreal Defeat; Guardian phase is no match for this bow meldab
3:45, average 7950, max 23723
Test 4# Elemental Blaster; Needs a considerably large buff of 7 or 10 base damage and or a rework
3:27 (died 30 seconds into the Guardian phase, so Provi G. phase was reached around 3:00~), average 4693, max 11802
Test 5# Elemental Eruption; Very strong and consistent, needs a a 3 or 4 base damage nerf
2:32 (died at 20% with all Guardians dead); assumed kill time would be 3:00~, average 8477, max 22470
Test 6# Planetary Annihilation with Elysian Arrows; theoretically good, but needs perfect aim
4:58, average 7111, max 22859
Test 7# Starfleet; Destroys Guardians if aimed well
3:46, average 8085, max 28779

earnest wraith
#

What about crabs kirn, they fine?

gusty garden
#

Create
Similar
Face

earnest wraith
#

The adventure of beefcake dumbass begins

drifting perch
#

just started on PC and was wondering if anyone here would like to play a new calamity world with me

blazing spire
#

Goodnight

earnest wraith
#

Gn

#

Swing big metal thing, hit big damage unga bunga

near wraith
#

Headset died

#

brb

drifting perch
#

i have a mic from when i was playing PS4 so i cant even talk and listen at the same time

near wraith
#

ye

agile prawn
#

hey gamers

drifting perch
#

wasup

#

i cant talk dont have the proprer mic

#

ima head out nothing is working

drifting perch
#

any one wanna play terraria tommorow

hot sand
#

what texture pack are you using @obsidian carbon ?

#

or is it custom

plain field
obsidian carbon
#

starbunny

plain field
#

dat be what it is

jagged niche
#

I really want to play Dark Souls III soon

#

I bought it on steam and I'm ready to get steamrolled

#

any tips before I launch it for the first time?

#

...ok, got it

#

have fun playing it!

vale girder
jagged niche
#

oh its fine

vale girder
#

really only one tip i have for you is that just taking breaks between bosses and getting help isnt that bad of a thing to do. rest of it you kinda have to figure out (sorry i haven't been really been thinking of any ideas while playing)

sand island
#

Chiefbozo is alone

gusty garden
#

going through the shit dlc

#

ye, there's a safe way to go

#

when people unapologetically interrupt me they're just going to get muted

#

on my end, that is

#

not on the server itself

#

because I can't be bothered to give a fuck anymore lol

vale girder
gusty garden
#

staff of earth

#

🪨

heady yew
gusty garden
vale girder
#

seen the unseen much, jack

heady yew
#

red unseen jack, fear the useless!

gusty dock
#

🏃 🪨 ⛰️

vale girder
#

i hate the tree branches

merry fog
#

who the hell is the champions gravetendr

gusty garden
#

a d-tier shit boss

#

that's what it is

merry fog
#

fav boss Fabsol?

#

also im in the VC just talk to me 😠

gusty garden
#

They made the windows mistake where they think people actually read the pop-up windows

heady yew
#

here's an interesting question:
what are people's favorite mgr boss?

gusty garden
#

Armstronk

#

Sam

merry fog
#

Digimon > Pokemon

gusty garden
#

Excelsus is good too but only when you learn how to dodge

heady yew
#

I'd say sam just because if you get really really unlucky armstronk can lock you into a corner of the arena and you can't escape his next attack without i-framing it
but armstrong is a close second

merry fog
#

Hey @gusty garden why should i get metal gear hm?

heady yew
#

good game

#

no other explanation

halcyon gale
#

Hi

#

I like u cuz you?

heady yew
#

calamity speedrun where you obtain every mgr related item as samuel rodrigues

halcyon gale
#

Im gonna play Terraria randomizer

#

With terraria calamity

#

lol

heady yew
#

that will be painful lol

halcyon gale
#

I will die

#

In 1 second

#

Wait guys okay?

heady yew
#

me when pc does that

halcyon gale
#

Understand

heady yew
#

apologies for my keyboard registering unputs a solid 5 seconds after they happen

halcyon gale
#

lmao

#

what

earnest wraith
gusty dock
keen pilot
halcyon gale
#

lol

#

okay

#

need re force lmao

gusty garden
#

lol xyk, you'll beat him eventually

halcyon gale
#

okay

#

im afk

heady yew
#

I don't know the context behind that vinesauce post but vinesauce is the best streamer known to man

halcyon gale
#

Hi

#

Im back

#

Okay

#

Round 2

#

LOL

#

what

merry fog
#

@gusty garden how big is the icon for this discord?

halcyon gale
#

nice

#

WHAT

#

Russia?

#

BRUUUUh

#

yes sur

#

oof

#

need restart

#

bug

gusty dock
halcyon gale
#

meme

#

is nice

earnest wraith
#

Died to dog at 4.7% because of his untelegraphed phase change speed up hage

near wraith
#

Yeah that's part of the reason I hate dog on deathmode

#

He's basically the only boss in deathmode I consider inherently unfair

spare grail
#

i find that unfair

#

how a boss post

#

provi

#

is easier to beat

near wraith
#

A. Unfair to the player and B. The sentinels aren't supposed to be notably hard

#

Providence is supposed to be notably hard

#

Storm weaver is notably easy to kill lol

spare grail
#

storm weaver easy?

#

i died like 20 times

#

while signus i did 5 tries

#

and ceasless 1

near wraith
#

Storm weaver isn't easy to avoid

#

He's just easy to kill

spare grail
#

he is when shit is raining

#

on u

near wraith
#

He's a worm with basically no resistance

#

You can use stellar contempt for example and just fucking blow him up

spare grail
#

i just used the aether wisper

#

get 12k dps

#

on it

#

and just stall

#

for 2 min

#

cuz im doing 50% more hp

near wraith
#

If you're mage you use mad alchemist's cock and your game lags

#

And he dies

velvet smelt
#

kekw

#

Holy Collider shits on SW doe 😳

hot geyser
#

sorry about this my headsets being weird

near wraith
#

I can't wait to see mutilator vs storm weaver

gusty garden
#

🥞

velvet smelt
#

Actually I wanted to suggest the "Bloodsplosion" stuff a while back

#

But I just forgot

gusty garden
#

pontiff has winblades but bigger and on fire/dark