#calamity-addon-talk

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gloomy wedge
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so your world was created with wotg

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but theres no solyn

trim vector
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ye

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get all the drops

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books and dorment key

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but no solyn

gloomy wedge
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thats expected

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drops work fine if your world wasnt made with wotg

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its just permafrosts keep and solyn

trim vector
gloomy wedge
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yes

trim vector
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have that but no solyn

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what do i do then?

grand iron
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spawn solyn in using uh a cheat mod

steep cobalt
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pawlyn

trim vector
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that wont fuck with her quest?

steep cobalt
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maybe

supple scroll
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wtf boss is this lmao

trim vector
grand iron
gloomy wedge
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on master death btw

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its, fine? the music isnt very good

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the fight is ok

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the design kinda sucks imo

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but i do like the idea there

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oh and also the lore item is a fucking essay

supple scroll
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Theres so much Lore™

grand iron
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why is the health bar an entire differential equation

gloomy wedge
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thats just how the entropy health bar looks

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i dont like it but it is an entropy thing so

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im gonna use it to give it an honest shot

trim vector
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oh wait

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maybe worked now

grizzled onyx
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nothing wrong here

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what is that

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does entropy have an item that removes defense damage

gloomy wedge
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it also gives you 25 defense and +8 hp/s of regen

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with the "downside" being that you cant crit

grizzled onyx
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why

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where's the balance

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it doesnt matter that you cant crit if you can just sit there

gloomy wedge
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now tbf, i couldnt just sit there on aureus

grizzled onyx
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and take negligable damage

gloomy wedge
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i did have to move a little

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but i also literally was never once at risk of dying

grizzled onyx
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since the debuff?

gloomy wedge
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no he just does a shit ton of damage on masdeath

grizzled onyx
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ok

grave marsh
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chat

grizzled onyx
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what weapon were you using?

grave marsh
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imma challenge myself

grizzled onyx
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let me guess, it has ridiculous lifesteal

gloomy wedge
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vamp knives mostly, but thats abyss fractal from entropy

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i just use it because it has really generous homing

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and is really really big

grave marsh
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my post-prov ass, in this shitty arena, vs inf DoG

gloomy wedge
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yeah entropy adds the fractals

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i dont realy know why

grizzled onyx
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what are fractals

gloomy wedge
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yk the final fractal

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that one removed weapon from 1.4 that got replaced by zenith

grizzled onyx
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i know that one

gloomy wedge
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yeah its added back, and also theres like 10 downgrades of it for some reason

grizzled onyx
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isnt it called the first fractal though

gloomy wedge
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and all of them just use the ark of the ancients animations

gloomy wedge
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i swear it was final fractal

grave marsh
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literally just died to trash hitboxes

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fr tho i need to kill her for her true melee if i want to stand a chance against post prov dog

night rain
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joyful

grave marsh
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jews

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takes the fucking piss out of me

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also i'm using a useless ass ram dash in this fight for some reason

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this bitch has the sickest animations

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2nd try

wraith tapir
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bro

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someone please fucking help me

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fucking yharon

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this bird

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takes four lifetimes for each attempt and im doing like 500k to him

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im rogue

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heres my setup

dense ocean
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Community?

wraith tapir
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idk

cloud vessel
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profaned partisian stealth

dense ocean
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And aren't there better options than Silva Wings by then?

cloud vessel
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there arent

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they are on tier HDfailure

dense ocean
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Aye, fair enough.

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This is Infernum, right?
Don't believe I used those weapons.

wraith tapir
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for rogue?

dense ocean
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Yes.

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Only class I've played Infernum in.

wraith tapir
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what did u use?

grave marsh
wraith tapir
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fernum

grave marsh
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fernum is easy, just use the same dashing you did for old duke and it should be fine

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if you fought him

dense ocean
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I'm struggling to remember, even though it wasn't long ago. I tried a lot of stuff against Yharon, he's probably one of the most annoying bosses in the mod.

wraith tapir
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i feel my dps is just so low

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and the fact that i have no homing anything

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god i'd rather just go mage

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it was so ez on mage

grave marsh
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it was low for me on rogue too

wraith tapir
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are my accesories good?

grave marsh
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i reccomend not using homing yharon tbh

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your acc should be good

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though i don't really use community so i cant say anything on it

wraith tapir
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ad SJHKL:JANBSdkmj,hnlasbdhklkas

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zero damage

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zero

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zero zero zero

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1 minute FOR 300 FUCKING THOUSAND

dense ocean
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I mean, you're using the Community.

grave marsh
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oh btw that weapon is shit for yharon

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imo

wraith tapir
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which?

grave marsh
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the first one

wraith tapir
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what should i use

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not using it

grave marsh
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eclipse fall

wraith tapir
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using the hypothermia

grave marsh
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it may seem bad but it's like really good if you can aim

dense ocean
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God's Paranoia has homing.

grave marsh
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am i wrong for thinking pineapple juice is like

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top 5 liquid

dense ocean
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What?

wraith tapir
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im done

grave marsh
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i swear a post prov sentry can be found in hell from these post-moonlord enemies

wraith tapir
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im done

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nothing works

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die

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spawn

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die

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spawn

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die

grave marsh
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that's every boss

wraith tapir
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same thing happens for 50 fucking attempts

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i beat him in 13

dense ocean
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Try learning the bosses moves.

wraith tapir
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on mage

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and now i just die

grave marsh
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yharon is just an endurance test unless you full throttle dps

wraith tapir
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yea its kinda fucking hard when hes moving mach fifteen and i still have to hit him with 4 feet of range

grave marsh
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just ram him..

trim vector
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Bro the mars fight is so assss

wraith tapir
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YEA THAT DOESNT FUCKING WORK

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I RAM

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AND STILL DIE

grave marsh
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you have to ram before he actually hits you

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rams don't instantly give i-frames when you do them pretty sure

night fractal
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The mars fight is fine

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It's just very gimmicky

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and a little too long

wraith tapir
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i heal 4 fucking hearts

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die

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boom

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god im fucking cheating this boss if i get above like 150 attempts

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i cant deal with him

smoky dock
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is this mage

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or is this yharon

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rogue yharon kek

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if you want my two cents I can offer

wraith tapir
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I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

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EVERYTHING KILLS ME

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I LEARN THE PATTERNS

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then die

dense ocean
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Is your two cents 'use True Melee'?

wraith tapir
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i avoid attacks

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get hit

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HEAL LIKE 4 FUCKING HP

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MY PASSIVE REGEN IS FUCKING BETTER

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no matter what weapon

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what item

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what cheese

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what strat

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i just

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die

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die

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die

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die

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over and over till i cheat the boss

smoky dock
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no my two cents is like

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the speicifc things rogue needs on yharon

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okay uhhhhhhh so first things first, spam or stealth? because it really matters

smoky dock
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regardless... drop moscow mule
the fight's too long and -2 HP/s is a seriously hard pill to swallow for it

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imo go Moonshine and Tequila Sunrise

wraith tapir
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i want spam

smoky dock
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if you want spam your only option is Hypothermia

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drop Community for Reaper Tooth Necklace and drop Ampoule for Dark Sun Ring

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Do the fight during a solar eclipse

wraith tapir
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oh

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ok

trim vector
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Yharon is easy no?

smoky dock
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no lol

wraith tapir
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should i use stealth?

grave marsh
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for me it was

smoky dock
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imo yes

wraith tapir
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is it way better?

smoky dock
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no

wraith tapir
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which weapon?

smoky dock
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I prefer stealth

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but that's about it

smoky dock
trim vector
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I thought it was hella easy xD

smoky dock
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The two weapons and styles you should ever really consider is Gods' Paranoia stealth and Hypothermia spam

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Both insist you apply Ichor in some way

grave marsh
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why does this have a cross, is it not just a damage increase

smoky dock
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Because Warbanner's scaling is a g g r e s s i v e

grand iron
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true melee moment

smoky dock
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Even for true melee, Warbanner requires unhealthy levels of aggression

grand iron
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true melee causes anger issues and undue stress

smoky dock
grave marsh
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help me

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anyway imma mine for uelibloom

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i'm fighting DoG post prov

wraith tapir
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everyboss is under 10 attempts

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then here flies in yharon

smoky dock
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don't stress about attempt count

grand iron
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300 attempts on profaned guardians ✌️

grave marsh
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who cares how much attempts you have, as long as you kill them you're good

dense ocean
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They removed stress as a mechanic years ago.

grave marsh
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/j

grand iron
grave marsh
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is that uelibloom i forgot what it looks like

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nope

wraith tapir
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yea this works a lot better

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got him to second like 4 times faster

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did so much more damage

grave marsh
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foundsome

grand iron
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and it is also in large veins because it is the most generous ore

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and loving

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and caring

grand iron
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it tries to kill you

grave marsh
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yuh it is

final fjord
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Yo guys I’m in hm rn doing true melee infernum any gear recommended?

grand iron
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if you touch it it tries to kill you

grave marsh
grand iron
final fjord
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Nope

grave marsh
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it's just scared of getting touched by my hard strong big massive pickaxe

grand iron
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kill cryogen for cryonic cores

grim swallow
final fjord
vestal plinth
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yo HOW do you dodge infernum aquatic scourge giant tornado

grand iron
grim swallow
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Mollusk armor is one of the best solution to cryogen problem

grave marsh
grand iron
grim swallow
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Cryonite

final fjord
grand iron
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do you mean cryogenic cores

wraith tapir
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HOLY BRO

grim swallow
smoky dock
grave marsh
wraith tapir
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its so hard to pay attention to steath and dodging

smoky dock
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mollusk armor is so impressive

grim swallow
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The mollusks can deal consistent damage to second how tf do I hit you boss

smoky dock
grave marsh
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in minecraft

final fjord
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So I just use breaker blade then balls out with cryogen?

grim swallow
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Bladetongue is usually better

smoky dock
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no not really... ideally the weapon you use for Cryogen is Brimlance

grim swallow
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But for cryogen I got 7 hits with my sword max other damage is mollusks

smoky dock
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If you're being held at gunpoint and forced to fight Cryogen before any other bosses, Bladetongue is your man

wraith tapir
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one good attempt

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then i just get fucked

final fjord
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True melee cryogen is edging fr

smoky dock
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true melee cryogen is a puzzle to solve

grand iron
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if you are forced to play infernum then kill skeletron prime

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he is easy as Pie

smoky dock
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my pb is 1:32

final fjord
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I mean I’m planning for cryogen first

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Then the mechs

smoky dock
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What for?

grim swallow
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Id say inf tmelee cryo is the only "fuck tmelee" boss that you have an actual solution for and now "wait 22 years until polterghast gets into p2 does his asgore attack and remove him"

grim swallow
grim swallow
smoky dock
final fjord
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Oh I forgot about infernum polterghast;-;

smoky dock
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and taurus

final fjord
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Tragic

smoky dock
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taurus XD

grim swallow
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And fuck taurus

smoky dock
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slowest fight of all time

final fjord
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Chainsaw can melt him quite easily tho?

grim swallow
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Its not even that bad as tmelee cuz of omniblade reach but fuck taurus

smoky dock
grim swallow
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Fuck taurus always not just as tmelee

wraith tapir
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FUCK YOU YHARON

smoky dock
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sub-2:00 is still possible though but um

grand iron
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taurus worst astrological sign

wraith tapir
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why

final fjord
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I always skip taurus;-;

wraith tapir
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is every attempt

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4 hours long

final fjord
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Never fought him ONCE

wraith tapir
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i get to second phase

smoky dock
wraith tapir
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then just lose in 2 seconds

grand iron
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he's the freaking jungle dragon

grim swallow
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Argus himself is a fun fight (too bad he gets all of his limbs either cut off by chainsaw or crushed by picksaw) but taurus🤮

final fjord
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Yharon tmelee is just dash simulator for me

grim swallow
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Isnt that just yharon

final fjord
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Last phase of him I lost all my fingers;-;

smoky dock
final fjord
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Cuz idh the dash override button

grand iron
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argus is much less fun than taurus for me

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bargus the befted bassal

grim swallow
gloomy wedge
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The best true melee weapon in the game is the Hide of Astrum Deus

smoky dock
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real

grim swallow
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real

final fjord
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Fr

grim swallow
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Because of ccr I literally had it until dog

smoky dock
grim swallow
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Cuz I dont mine astral

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Im lazy

grand iron
smoky dock
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why would i use picksaw over seismic hampick

grim swallow
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Like I used the chainsaw and argus was gone
Same with cultist

gloomy wedge
grand iron
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why would i use picksaw over bone pickaxe

grim swallow
grand iron
grim swallow
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And too lazy to farm ravager

smoky dock
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why would i use picksaw over feral pickaxe

gloomy wedge
grim swallow
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The hell is a feral pickaxe

smoky dock
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the pickaxe made out of perennial

gloomy wedge
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Why would I use feral pickaxe over sawtooth shark

grand iron
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why would i use picksaw over crystl crusher clueless

smoky dock
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it has equal use time, greater damage, and better on-hit effects than picksaw

grim swallow
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Because you weren't mining perrenial cuz its bad

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And lazy to farm ravager

smoky dock
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clearly you haven't used reaver helm

grim swallow
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Yeah I dont eat every single boss prohectile

snow heart
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are there any good or fun calamity addons that dont lag my game

gloomy wedge
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Catalyst

grim swallow
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Depends on how badly are you lagging

snow heart
grim swallow
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And from what addons

smoky dock
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if you never die

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then the boss always dies

grim swallow
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But if I dont get hit the boss dies quicker

smoky dock
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the only possible outcome for the majority of fights is either you die, or bad guy dies

grim swallow
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Because I get adrenaline

smoky dock
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have you ever been hit, like, ever

grave marsh
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is it normal to have this defense post prov (obv i wont use this loadout in particular for DoG)

grim swallow
smoky dock
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tarragon armor is

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like

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good

grim swallow
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I need the funny click that is followed by a boss losing 14% his hp

grave marsh
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not complaining

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but like

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i'm used to ~120 - 150 defense of rogue

grim swallow
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Calamity should nerf defense its too op

grave marsh
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no

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they should nerf life regen

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THAT

grim swallow
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They should nerf both

grave marsh
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is too op

smoky dock
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tarragon rogue is bulkier than tarragon melee

grave marsh
smoky dock
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i am 100% deadass /srs

grim swallow
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Doesnt tarragon melee have a button to halve contact damage and shit

smoky dock
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yeah

grave marsh
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i only had around 150 defense with it then

smoky dock
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yeah that's correct

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tarragon rogue

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is bulkier

grave marsh
smoky dock
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than tarragon melee

grave marsh
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in what way

smoky dock
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tarragon rogue has the Tarragon Immunity effect

grave marsh
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fairs

grim swallow
grave marsh
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anyway imma shimmer luminite rq

smoky dock
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which gives it complete damage immunity for about ten percent of the entire whatever

grim swallow
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I had it activate at a good moment once

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Other times it activated during phase transitions or piss easy attacks

smoky dock
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you can partially control when it activates

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it only triggers upon rogue crits, so don't use rogue weapons and it won't trigger

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free excuse to use betsy's wrath, eye of magnus, or whatever sentries you feel like

grave marsh
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is this any good

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if so imma replace my scarf

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nah fuck it imma just do that anyway

grave marsh
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is this good (in terms of damage)

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oh god my damage is strong rn

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i dps tested on ml

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oh lord

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rn i'm hitting 14k

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(not even with the weapon i want to use)

wraith tapir
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this is my messageee tooooo the masterrrr

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i hear that more often now

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but i lwk get clapped

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in second phase

grand iron
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tracking boss progress by song lyric is so resplendent phoenixcore

wraith tapir
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balrightttt

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but true

grave marsh
wraith tapir
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the destroyer of gods

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holy coiler

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(yardis the goat)

smoky dock
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who

grave marsh
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grinding for warbanner

grave marsh
smoky dock
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who

grave marsh
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the youtuber

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literally died because i got stuck on a tiny block and my potion refused to heal me

wraith tapir
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WOOOO HOOOOOOO

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just died to nothing

cloud vessel
wraith tapir
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in second phase

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yayyyyy

grave marsh
wraith tapir
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i full on just passed away from old age

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nothing else

grave marsh
wraith tapir
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i died to alchohol poisoning

grave marsh
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yeah

wraith tapir
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even though i only have 2

grave marsh
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if you die from your life regen being too low to survive (i think DoT only) damage it says alcohol poisoning

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if you drank life regen lessening alch

cloud vessel
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if you die to any damge over time effect while having alcohol on it says died to alcohol poisoning no?

grave marsh
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i believew

wraith tapir
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god bro i loveeeee when i die in the middle of a dash

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yharon just ignoring my dashes atp

grave marsh
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was fire behind him when you dashed him

wraith tapir
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no

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it has nothing to do with timing

grave marsh
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i wasn't talking about timing

wraith tapir
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yea ik

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but i feel the next question would be that

grave marsh
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ok the guardian just ignored my dash too

wraith tapir
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seeee

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its like yharon just eats half my I-frames

grave marsh
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it's dale's fault

wraith tapir
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brother

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who tf is dale?

smoky dock
grave marsh
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guy

trim vector
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Do i get anything from killing avatar and namless deity? or is it just that its two hard bosses?

eager kestrel
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how do i dodge nameless deity fist attack

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it just perfectly follows me wherever i dash

trim vector
grave marsh
trim vector
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otherwise its just vanity items?

grave marsh
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idk

eager kestrel
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he does like 4 in a row now

trim vector
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look thyere

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think its that u mean

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15:00

grave marsh
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why is the guardians harder for me when i have post prov gear

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what the fuck is going on

smoky dock
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presumably complacency

grave marsh
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no

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it's confidence

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confidence is always my fucking weakness

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and i'm not like

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trying to degrade myself

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i literally play sloppier the more confident i am

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which is why i originally beat the guardians in 4 attempts

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because I wasn't confident

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and also i'm just dying because i'm getting no i-frames now

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why? no idea

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how do i disable my ui actually

wraith tapir
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HOLY SHIT

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im going to be doing yharon till 4 am

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i cant fucking wait

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i do about negative 4 damage

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it takes me 40 years to get to phase 2

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then i just yk

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pass away

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from kidney failure or some stupid shit

trim vector
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That was me, but on DoG

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250 attempts

wraith tapir
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dude its the fact that yharon for me isnt even hard

trim vector
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beat him at 7 am xD

wraith tapir
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i beat him in 13 on mage

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now im rogue

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and i just get fucked

trim vector
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ahhh

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makes sense

wraith tapir
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over and over

trim vector
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yee he was free on summoner

grave marsh
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eclipse fal..

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fall*

trim vector
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second try for me

wraith tapir
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im using it

trim vector
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havent played rogue since 2018 so idk

wraith tapir
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its good

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but not for second phase

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second phase aiming goes out the window

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its just survive

smoky dock
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god paranoys? :D?

grave marsh
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alr imma just start buying guardian shit

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i don't want to grind

wraith tapir
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i use that for second phase

smoky dock
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D:

wraith tapir
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eclipsefall for first

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then gods paranoia for second

grave marsh
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oh my god i can't buy war banner

wraith tapir
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works pretty well

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bro

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what class are u

grave marsh
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melee obviously

wraith tapir
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hmm

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infernum right>?

grave marsh
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it's the only thing that benefits from it

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i believe

wraith tapir
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ok

grave marsh
wraith tapir
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during first phase

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wait till u get adrenaline

grave marsh
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imma just fight dog without it

smoky dock
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what weapon do you plan to use warbanner on

wraith tapir
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no

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no

grave marsh
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don't give me guardian advice

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i alr know what to do

wraith tapir
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i can thoughhhh

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oh

grave marsh
wraith tapir
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u know bout the first phase skip>

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?

grave marsh
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ye

smoky dock
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no I want to make sure you don't think warbanner is a free 60%

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(it is not)

wraith tapir
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ok

grave marsh
smoky dock
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then it's probably fine

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just know that you won't hit the legendary 60% unless your hitbox is overlapping something else's

wraith tapir
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just beat dog with a plastic chair

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ifykyk

grave marsh
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i'm gonna get the cosmic worm rq

wraith tapir
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hmmm

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idk why but i feel that is an odd setup

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but idk i haven played melee in a while

smoky dock
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wher big food

grave marsh
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i'm post prov literally

wraith tapir
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ohhh

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yea

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no polter

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hes ezzzz

grave marsh
wraith tapir
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u got that

grave marsh
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2 idrc

smoky dock
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get big dfood

grave marsh
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because delicious meat

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is

smoky dock
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you can:

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buy

grave marsh
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de

smoky dock
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it

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literally just buy it it's not rocket science

grave marsh
smoky dock
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there are several NPCs

grave marsh
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i mean

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ik the merchant has burgers

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but idk what the conditions are

grand iron
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happines

smoky dock
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humane living conditions

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Merchant, Merchant again, Goblin Stinkerer, and Zoologist

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Dryad and Party Girl too but they're a lil more complicated

grave marsh
#

what are the conditions for merchant selling burgers

smoky dock
#

You need to craft Grapes into Grape Juice for Dryad to work, and you need to break the Pigronatas for Bacon to get Party Girl

wraith tapir
#

he has to be happy

smoky dock
grave marsh
smoky dock
#

He requires humane living conditions

grave marsh
#

I HATE HAPPY NPCS

grand iron
#

just put him in one of those bubble houses filled with lava

smoky dock
#

Sounds like you hate having money too

grave marsh
#

i charge them 12 gold in rent

smoky dock
#

Unhappy NPCs upcharge you by 25% and purchase items from you at 33% lower rates

wraith tapir
#

bro

grand iron
#

who even buys things from npcs

wraith tapir
#

my dude is happy and he wont sell

smoky dock
#

If you even have one happy NPC you'll have twice as strong an economy

grand iron
#

just steal them

smoky dock
grave marsh
#

also why isn't he happy

smoky dock
#

all the herb u want

grand iron
#

since when does party girl sell plant/weed

smoky dock
grave marsh
smoky dock
#

Put him in solitude, in the forest, and near the golfer and nurse

wraith tapir
#

nvm

grand iron
#

idk i haven't talked to party girl ever since she stopped putting bathwater in sparkle slime balloons

wraith tapir
#

i have given him happiness and he give me borger

smoky dock
#

I love her she's so funny

grave marsh
#

i totally have used her in my run

grand iron
#

i would like her if her hair wasn't so ugly

grave marsh
#

and totally didn't completely ignore her because she's useless in infernum

smoky dock
#

for someone you'd expect to just sell a ton of novelty items she has a surprising amount of very unique items

#

bubbles, pogo stick, infinite buyable potions, best food in the game, control of the weather, she's incredible

grand iron
#

what control of the weather

smoky dock
#

haven't you seen the silly funny Gender Change potion?

#

you can buy as many of them as you want

#

the cops can't stop you it's not illegal

grand iron
#

oh wait

#

she sells those in calamity?

smoky dock
#

what is illegal is that shimmering them gives you a water bottle and one of every herb 66% of the time

smoky dock
wraith tapir
#

67

#

i had to

smoky dock
#

actually how expensive is 10,000 of them

wraith tapir
#

i can check

#

i have like inf platnum

grand iron
#

which is a problem

#

dealbreaker

smoky dock
#

Yeah, except she's the easiest NPC to make happy now that Drunk Princess has been shot dead

wraith tapir
#

wait

#

u wanna know how much 10k gender potions are>

smoky dock
#

Unlike every other NPC, she has two others that she Loves... I think it's Wizard and Zoologist

wraith tapir
#

right?

grand iron
#

i don't have any hallowed biome my world is pure

smoky dock
wraith tapir
#

26 gold

smoky dock
wraith tapir
#

so likeeee

smoky dock
#

She has TWO loved neighbors which trumps everything

smoky dock
wraith tapir
#

2,600 plats

smoky dock
#

No, it's not 26 gold

wraith tapir
#

i have that amount

#

yea

#

it is

smoky dock
#

It's 25 silver

wraith tapir
#

oh

#

wait

#

is is dif for alchemist and party girl?

grand iron
#

ehhhh anyway her hair still looks stupid

smoky dock
smoky dock
#

ANyways 25 silver each, cut that down to uhh

wraith tapir
#

25 plats i think

#

idk

smoky dock
#

cut it down to 15 for happiness and discount card

wraith tapir
#

alrighttt

smoky dock
#

15 platinum for almost 7,000 of each herb is a pretty good deal

#

not to mention she has the least useful infinite money laundering scheme in the game

wraith tapir
#

ooo

smoky dock
#

infinite money with no other resources required, wow yibbee

wraith tapir
#

whos the most usefull?

#

i wanna see if mine is not the best

grave marsh
smoky dock
wraith tapir
#

oh

smoky dock
#

in modded gameplay everything's possible

wraith tapir
#

in modded

grave marsh
wraith tapir
#

mine is arch

grave marsh
#

because you can cheese bosses

smoky dock
#

ew

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alchNPC?

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👎

wraith tapir
#

ye

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aww come onnnn

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i just like buying the bagsss

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i dont use any others

grave marsh
grave marsh
wraith tapir
#

i use the alchemist the operator and the arch thats is

#

it

grave marsh
#

i don't use the op potions

smoky dock
#

i hate on u for using alchNPC

wraith tapir
#

well i like it and thats that

faint beacon
#

@smoky dock how do I deal with polterghast 💀

smoky dock
#

ough

grave marsh
#

only the stuff achieveable without the mod to avoid grinding

gloomy apex
#

I'm not farming sharks i value my life.

faint beacon
#

this is wack

wraith tapir
#

polter is lwk ez pz

smoky dock
#

i would rather die than farm sharks

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so i use blorbs

wraith tapir
#

just stay away

grave marsh
wraith tapir
#

sharks are just the most annoying thing to farm

faint beacon
smoky dock
#

I have 50,000 blorbs saved up

wraith tapir
#

you get one every generation

smoky dock
#

why the hell do you need mods????? to get items more easily?????

wraith tapir
#

took me like 20 minutes to get one fin

#

no

smoky dock
#

i go take a nap and wake up with 3,000 blorbs

trim vector
#

Hmmm just beat avatar on my 6 attempt, wasnt that hard

wraith tapir
#

so i dont have to refight bosses

maiden fjord
#

(infernum 20 out of 47)

okay I'm all geared up

Diamond Staff
Veering Wind

Mystic Hat
Mystic Robe
Ancient Cobalt Greaves

Fledgling Wings
Frostspark Boots
Luxor's Gift
Unstable Granite Core
Abyssal Amulet

also I check for honey dew and it requires me to kill queen bee (they also drop bee gun which is cool) so yeah this would be 21 out of 47

smoky dock
#

afterwards when you beat phase one you enter the world's longest desperation phase

#

idk why people say polterghast has three phases... what they say is phase two and three is just cutscene

#

at the end of phase two, position yourself directly below Polterghast, hold position, and kill

#

facetank the asgores and, if using HoAD and Warbanner, it should resolve the fight immediately

#

if you fuck up and polterghast lives through the attack

#

that's okay because the first attack in phase three is also asgores so you can just do it again XD

faint beacon
#

alright

smoky dock
#

i'm not sure if the extra range of holy collider is any justification for using it

wraith tapir
#

FUCK MY KIDNEYS FAILEDDDD

smoky dock
#

dont

#

i'm gonna try tmelee polter rn and i'll record my kt

grave marsh
smoky dock
#

we'll see if pauldron gets a swan song

faint beacon
#

actually what's hoad

smoky dock
#

Hide of Astrum Deus

faint beacon
#

I saw someone use shield to iframe through the asgore waves

#

looks pretty sick

smoky dock
#

That's both incredibly precise and incredibly impractical

#

and banned in noshits

#

unless shroomed

wraith tapir
#

oh

#

idk

#

i just like joebart

#

whats that shroom that makes u geeked?

grave marsh
wraith tapir
#

ima try fightin yharon while geeked

smoky dock
#

dont

grave marsh
#

it's healthy

smoky dock
#

wow tmelee polterghast might be the one and only time flask of holy flames isn't total dogshit ass

smoky dock
#

what, are you a holy flames flask supporter?

grave marsh
#

no

#

but it looks cool

#

this thing is so long

wraith tapir
#

fucking yharon is going to give me brain anurisms

trim vector
#

Is 6 attempts on avatar good or is it average?

wraith tapir
#

wait

#

what flast is good for yharon?

grave marsh
#

i wish polter wouldn't spawn from killing enemies

wraith tapir
#

is ichor the one i should be usin?

grave marsh
#

like i'm trying to grind piss off

grave marsh
wraith tapir
#

how do i get that?>

grave marsh
#

2 essense of sunlight

#

1 water bottle

wraith tapir
#

whats the imbuing station?

smoky dock
grave marsh
#

oh my god

#

how do you have flasks but not imbuing station

smoky dock
#

cheat mods

grave marsh
#

and how do you not know you buy it from witch doctor

smoky dock
#

lihzahrdphobic

#

not everything comes from humans!!!! anthropocentric dick!!!

wicked creek
smoky dock
#

okay i beat polterghast tmelee

#

4:38 which ultimately isn't nearly as bad as i expected

#

i got hit a fucktillion times but that's to be expected from facetanking so aggressively

grave marsh
#

why are trapper bulbs dropping enemies not spawning only when i need trapper bulbs

smoky dock
#

i think they're just deceptively rare

grave marsh
#

n

#

they were spammed to all hell when i didn't need it

smoky dock
#

i'm also gonna do tmelee yharon to prove it's not that bad

grave marsh
#

because yharon is close to you alot anyway

smoky dock
#

well it was more for uh

#

omega blue

#

omega blue fat strats

grave marsh
#

enemies that aren't mimics are dropping mimic items and a plaguebringer spawned

#

but no trapper bulb

wraith tapir
#

yharon

#

please respectfully just pass away

#

why put me thru this pain

grave marsh
#

cuz you killed eye of cthulhu

#

his wife

grand iron
#

lets go profamed guardians 368th attempt

#

i will get them below 50% health this time

wicked creek
#

Hell yeah, you'll get them eventually girl

grave marsh
#

this is your 368th attempt

#

and you havent got them below half?

wraith tapir
#

WOOOOOO HOOOO

grave marsh
#

i'm gonna assume you mean last phase

wraith tapir
#

i died again

grand iron
#

guardian commander below half

wraith tapir
#

im going mental

grand iron
#

thats what nohit efficiency tracks anyway

wraith tapir
#

after this im gonna throw this rouge slot down to the abyss

grave marsh
#

oh you're no hitting?

grave marsh
wicked creek
wraith tapir
#

no

#

to fucking drown it

wicked creek
#

Like attempt count, average FPS in the fight, etc

grave marsh
#

arent

#

no hitting

wicked creek
#

Idk I'm not her

grave marsh
#

omg i responded to the wrong person

wicked creek
#

But I meant, just because she's using a mod called nohit efficiency doesn't mean she's nohitting

grave marsh
#

i haven't enabled the mod yet

#

wouldn't know

#

imma use my plantera arena

#

for yes

#

my arena is way too small lmao

eager kestrel
#

i dont fall fast enough to dodge the fist attack and it just always hits

#

every run where ive gotten far has just fallen apart the second he whips out this attack

smoky dock
#

uhhhhh

#

what's going on with your HP

#

and what's your current setup?

eager kestrel
tranquil yarrow
eager kestrel
#

the only way i can dodge it is if the hands are on top and bottom so i can dash to the side

#

but i cant dash downward so im just kinda fucked if the hands are on the sides

smoky dock
#

is DSO actually helping you

tranquil yarrow
#

Could go up instead.

eager kestrel
#

i thougt it was good

smoky dock
#

then don't use it

#

if you don't know if something's helping you, figure it out or don't use it

#

consider dropping tracers for wings of rebirth... should improve your aerial mobility

tranquil yarrow
#

Yeah that too.

smoky dock
#

if you're rollin' with chalice then you need to use and abuse the damage cancellation effect granted by potions

tranquil yarrow
#

Otherwise I'm thinking featherfall + pogo stick for the insane vertical momentum upward.

smoky dock
#

If you're not making very good use of that then it's a dead slot

grave marsh
#

expanding my arena significantly

fast nacelle
#

Cuz like

#

23 second heal

smoky dock
#

No because the damage that gets cancelled is proportional to the amount that you heal

fast nacelle
#

Oh

smoky dock
#

You're free to use mushrooms to cancel damage more often but i doubt that erasing 23 damage from existence is going to help you much

tranquil yarrow
#

Honestly that explains a lot. No wonder I don't like using chalice lol

smoky dock
#

when using chalice your healing potions are no longer "Potions which restore a set amount of health if it has been depleted prior"

#

Instead they are a silly little "nuh uh" trump card to pull if you get hit

smoky dock
#

they play double duty

half lagoon
wicked creek
smoky dock
#

you shouldn't wait too long to use a potion though... so you need to develop a good feel for how to do it

grave marsh
#

i love hitting f and my character not ram dashing

#

so peak

#

for a boss that's entirely ram dashing

#

yeah i literally hit f and my character didn't dash

#

actually just trying to kill themself

fast nacelle
grave marsh
#

cause i'm holding a

wraith tapir
#

bro

#

why is it when i miss one dash the attempt is cooked

#

i cant do nothing to work

#

yharon why wont u just dieeee

#

you were so ez on mageee

#

now u just suckkkk

grave marsh
#

because you don't aim

#

real

wraith tapir
#

nah

#

i had to aim

grave marsh
#

you don't aim

#

not you don't have to aim

wraith tapir
#

oh

#

so just dont aim

#

i see

#

but i dont

grave marsh
#

bro

#

do you not understand what i mean

#

i'm saying you suck at hitting yharon

wraith tapir
#

i do

grave marsh
#

fr

wraith tapir
#

i do hit him

#

hes just kinda fast yk

fluid flax
#

hi joe bart

fast nacelle
wraith tapir
#

rogue

fast nacelle
# wraith tapir rogue

Iirc gods paranoia (the spiky ball thingy) and hypothermia is best for infernum yharon

wraith tapir
#

im using it

fast nacelle
#

Oh ok

#

Hypothermia is quite easy to aim no?

#

You should spam with it

#

At least

smoky dock
#

gods' paranoia sticks to yharon and deals damage over time

wicked creek
fast nacelle
#

You only have to stealth strike with it like ten times

wicked creek
#

For the auto aim lasers

#

Albeit that's more spam

smoky dock
#

you should still be trying to hit more even after you hit ten, but still

fast nacelle
#

Yeah but around ten

grave marsh
#

literally just died to nothing while fighting dog

#

so fair

#

and balanced

fast nacelle
#

It was me

#

I’m just that fucjed up

grave marsh
#

how dare

grand iron
fast nacelle
#

I change my pfp like daily so no wonder 💔

grave marsh
#

devourer is so fun tbh

#

my only gripes with him is the game he's contained in

smoky dock
#

my only complaint about devourer of gods is that he isn't real and i can't kiss him

wicked creek
smoky dock
#

witch doctor, no hesitation

grave marsh
smoky dock
#

SAME

wicked creek
smoky dock
#

I can fix him

grand iron
#

if the DoG sees that you have used gender change potion on your character instead of phase 2 monologue he just says various slurs

fast nacelle
grave marsh
#

I HIT F LIKE THREE TIMES

#

WHY DID YOU NOT RAM

#

my character is actively attempt farming rn

#

stg

#

yeah

#

i literally rammed dog and still died

#

attempt farming

faint beacon
#

man fuck this fight

grave marsh
#

and then he didn't do phase transition

faint beacon
#

finally done with it

grand iron
#

every time i die to prof guardians is one attempt less on DoG

#

this is how i have rationalized the last 200 attempts

smoky dock
#

🎉

#

what setup did you use

smoky dock
grand iron
#

like the celebrationmk2 isn't this bad is it

#

this is user error right

faint beacon
smoky dock
#

i am the wrong person to ask

#

I am a certified rang*r hater

smoky dock
#

that's way more fragile than I used

faint beacon
#

I just wanted it to be over with quickly tbh

grand iron
#

this was a m*lee run until around plant where i couldn't stand it anymore and switched to ranger launchers only

smoky dock
#

i got ten seconds faster XD

faint beacon
#

lol

#

I got unlucky with the bullet waves

smoky dock
#

4:38

faint beacon
#

he hid in the walls after it was over

grave marsh
#

MY CHARACTER IS ATTEMPT FARMING

#

i hit f and no dash

#

why

smoky dock
#

tarragon armor, wings, statis' ninja belt, ampoule, absorber, warbanner, HoAD, fire gauntlet, mutilator

#

and woordting obviously

grave marsh
#

i literally had him at 30%

fluid flax
#

double tap dash >>>>

grave marsh
smoky dock
#

used moonshine, tequila sunrise, and old fasioned

fluid flax
smoky dock
grave marsh
fluid flax
faint beacon
#

the only alcohol I use is haze

fluid flax
#

never used dash override evrr

smoky dock
grave marsh
faint beacon
#

idk what the good alcohols are

wraith tapir
#

holy fuck

smoky dock
#

have you used them

wraith tapir
#

yharon is the most fucking pixel perfect boss ever

#

i miss one dash

smoky dock
#

if you don't use them you'll never find out if they're good or not

wraith tapir
#

boom my heath is gone

smoky dock
#

but uhhhhhh the only one that's never worth using is grape beer

wraith tapir
#

3 hearts and i cant fix my timing so im back to square one

smoky dock
#

everclear is a noob trap imo

fluid flax
#

and mojito

wraith tapir
#

yea i hit dash and yharon eats my fucking i frames

fluid flax
#

and cosmopolitan

smoky dock