gta-online-mk2

[alpine basin]

nah wth is this game, how the hell am I supposed to see that, I thought the hole just disappeared, I did a full spin until I looked up

[opal rock]

Why you chipping when you’re on the green lol

The flag always comes out when you’re on the green tbf

[alpine basin]

idk what chipping means

[opal rock]

Where you’re hitting the ball up in the air

Should just be putting on the green

[alpine basin]

I didn't switch clubs during that ss, thats just what it gave me starting out

[opal rock]

Trying to sabotage you lol

[alpine basin]

[alpine basin]

what I got, drivers are for long distance, and then idk what anything else besides the putter

i just just used whichever got closer first

[opal rock]

Drivers are just for off the tee(initial shot), then you have irons for approach play.

Different iron can hit the ball different distance

But not always optimal to just hit the ball as far as possible

[alpine basin]

I've played like 3 games of golf ever on gta, and they were all on xb360 outside of this one

[opal rock]

I miss my Xbox 360 ngl

Was good times

The world was a simpler place

[alpine basin]

I still have it but too bad I won't mod my main one to play with people

[glossy condor]

The last time I played golf in GTA, it turned very racist and hateful

[opal rock]

[glossy condor]

I honestly don't know what triggered them to hate each other

But it's golf so

[opal rock]

Golf is supposed to be relaxing no lol

[alpine basin]

Im turing hateful cause I got like 3 holes that were all within a few inches and then it gives me whatever the hell a bogey is

[opal rock]

One over par is a bogey

One under is a birdie

[alpine basin]

I have never in my life said "let me have a nice and relaxing session of gta" in my life, Im planning on getting mad at some point

[opal rock]

Two under an eagle

[glossy condor]

What about a turkey

Or is that just a bowling thing

[opal rock]

No turkeys in golf sir/madam

[glossy condor]

Damn

Can I post GIFs here

[opal rock]

Unless you wanna treat yourself to a turkey sandwich

[alpine basin]

||upload it as a file, not integrated||

[glossy condor]

Hmm lemme try that

[alpine basin]

@flint flower You aren't going to believe this

I wonder whose alt that is

hes so pissed off at me he made a whole alt, joined my game and failed crashing me

[craggy mica]

double community

[opal rock]

Tom messaging you while you’re sprinting

Go to grapeseed to collect champagne

[sturdy tapir]

Worst feeling ever

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin would you like to play some Golf

[neon acorn]

Maybe if you took off the helmet you'd be able to see 💔

Visor in the shade is insane

[alpine basin]

Idk I don't like golf

or Im not good at it, I was 4v1ing people and winning 💔

all of those people are together btw, they left and started an autoshop job I think to get away

[opal rock]

Are the flying capabilities of the heli pilots during the monster truck sale actually set to be worse as these mfs always kill themselves lol

[twin drum]

it's cause you're in a car on a mountain

they don't like that you're constantly going up and down

[opal rock]

They blew up when I was travelling along the highway

[alpine basin]

Thats for any heli npc when your on an incline irc

[opal rock]

The hills I can understand but we hadn’t even made it there yet

[alpine basin]

if they die before then then yea probably they suck

most of the time my two just run into eachother when they spawn and blow up 😭

[opal rock]

Literally just cruising down high way towards casino and just hear an explosion

It’s so nice taking a break from playing gta as when you come back everything actually feels fun to do again and doesn’t feel like a chore.

[grim sable]

You can post one like this

[flint flower]

[zenith olive]

where is this from

cant find it in meet

nvm found it

dogshit livery

[surreal bridge]

true

[west stirrup]

Mad

[grim sable]

True yet to find it
Edit: found it luxury

Auto

[zenith olive]

You can just buy it from any shop

[grim sable]

Yep I just did it lol

With my old fmj

[grim sable]

chat REVIVE

[sacred oxide]

No

[grim sable]

Yes

[grim sable]

[raven rover]

[alpine basin]

nah

[grim sable]

I mean..

[tame holly]

i mean tbf that last one isn't exactly wrong....

[grim sable]

Agreeable

[alpine basin]

No, some of those actually a pretty good point

[grim sable]

But mk 2 is there fault lol

We would have been fine without it

[alpine basin]

I like money grinding so I won't agree on that one, I also like grinding for others too, but yea the first and third ones Ill disagre on, the other 3 are viable

[grim sable]

Same I don’t agree with 1st one

[candid veldt]

ok

[grim sable]

3 is debatable

[tame holly]

i do not agree with number 4 but thats probably bc i love cars so i will naturaly be more biased towards them and don't care that much about the price

[grim sable]

It can be if u do the same thing over and over again

[tame holly]

if they look good, have fun customization and are fun to drive they are good enough for me

[alpine basin]

I mean the only reason I agree with it is because them being worth it vs them being practical, isn't exactly ideal when you have things placed above 5mil (police cars cough), them being worth it, no, but for collecting, 100% I agree, not much else to spend money on anyways

[grim sable]

I would say same thing my self saved me some time lol

[tame holly]

tbf i never really cared about the police cars, the only one i bought myself was the greenwood cuz it looks cool as a cop car

all of the other ones my character owns ? My brother bought them since we share it

[raven rover]

Guys??

[candid veldt]

whats that?

[grim sable]

I don’t have any of them tbh I don’t see my self doing the Dispatch Work stuff often

[tame holly]

LMAO, the glitch i abused the most was definitely the double gold thingy back when casino heist released

otherwise almost nothing

[grim sable]

I have considered bravado stx cause I like the car but that’s it

[grim sable]

Gonna have to disagree and agree ngl

I made all of my money until like very recently with out glitches

[raven rover]

Rare nowadays coz everyone using glitches

[grim sable]

Even then I don’t glitch it that often

I made like 15 million max 😭 from them

Maybe 30

[raven rover]

I never use any glitches

Lmao

I agree with 2nd one

[grim sable]

I mean first one does make sense

They need a revenue source from gta

Shark card EWO

[raven rover]

Why I am reading those topics?

[grim sable]

Same the avg griefer got no aim

I don’t really use weaponised vehicles against griefers

Most of the time

[alpine basin]

Are these supposed to be arguable chaos topics? They are heavily based

[raven rover]

Yes

Love to see people don’t fight over those topics

[grim sable]

Who made this list lol

[grim sable]

🫠 yes unfortunately

[raven rover]

You would not believe (ChatGPT)

[grim sable]

😭

This guy

[raven rover]

[grim sable]

Wait what did u ask it tell me word for word

I wanna see if mine says similar

Stuff

I broke mine

Messed with Algorithm

[raven rover]

Arguable topics

[grim sable]

Fed it a bunch of information at once in nutshell

[raven rover]

AI selling data?

[grim sable]

gameplay/skill

This what it said for me in its first paragraph

[raven rover]

mine one is so aggressive

[grim sable]

Last part cut out a bit it just says “never patches them?”

[raven rover]

I start with "best topic"

[grim sable]

Yah mine can be both like I said I kinda broke it

[raven rover]

Delete memory or chats

[grim sable]

Makes it worse ngl

I like it though

It doesn’t agree with everything

Lowkey might have made it stupid

[raven rover]

I rarely use ChatGPT

[grim sable]

Same I don’t use it to much but when did I I did this

[raven rover]

I mainly use for information then double check it

[grim sable]

I use it for anything I feel it would be better at

[grim sable]

Vague answer lol

[raven rover]

You forgot to mention "lol" lol

[grim sable]

Added it

[raven rover]

Oh man

[grim sable]

What ?

[raven rover]

Your relationship with "lol"

(omg true love)

[grim sable]

Not a relationship

It just fits

In most sentences

And contexts

[raven rover]

So, lol is a more like bait?

[grim sable]

Not really more of a filler word

You will get it eventually

Like how I use it

[tough charm]

gpt spitting facts over facts

[nocturne fossil]

finding proper friends in this game is tough

text chat where

[alpine basin]

saw it coming from a mile away 💔

[hollow owl]

Did you see the video keep ending 7 seconds in for me

[alpine basin]

yea cause you are on phone so you deserve it or something like that (I forgot what else I saw)

manifesting it loads for you eventually

[hollow owl]

Had to close and open discord

[alpine basin]

darn, I made a whole gif of the video incase it didn't work

[hollow owl]

Lmao

I made my own which I don't use

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408601540964515841/1494125144744923156/togif.gif

[alpine basin]

yea thats too bad I guess right, sending it anyways

[alpine basin]

why is his hand backwards

[hollow owl]

Idk, ask discord

🤚

✋

[nocturne fossil]

talk to the hand 🤚

[grim sable]

This hands better

[nocturne fossil]

i had terminator one in mind

[rancid parcel]

The hand will be put into the grill 🗣️ 🤚

[grim sable]

let me fix that

[grim sable]

Much better

[nocturne fossil]

nc

[hollow owl]

[untold dock]

goofy ass hat

[nocturne fossil]

thats..

the whole point of that hat xd

[nova comet]

@nocturne fossil morning

[nocturne fossil]

goodnight but wazz good

[nova comet]

What are you doin

[nocturne fossil]

character doing the same knob turning animation for touch screen

plus they only bother turning the knob in 3rd person

also the radio is made by meinmatch

[nova comet]

Im still grinding 860M road to 1B Before Update

[nocturne fossil]

whats meinmatch in gta based off of? 👁️

[nocturne fossil]

how much u have?

[nova comet]

860M

[nocturne fossil]

replay glitch?

i dont think replay glitch counts

[nova comet]

No Biker

[nocturne fossil]

whats biker

[nova comet]

Every Business, i did have 800M remember back at Legacy im use Cheat on casino

[nocturne fossil]

so ur cash is not entirely legit?

[nova comet]

Remember that ads teddy bear one

[nova comet]

Its modded

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[nova comet]

Im already put Influence Meinmacht

[nocturne fossil]

not bad for lvl400 alt

[nova comet]

[nocturne fossil]

the 70days is a bit concerning tho ngl

i should prolly start playing on others

[nova comet]

Brb gonna do Career Challenge

[nocturne fossil]

the deaths by players stat is bs

ive killed more players in freemode

thats stats show the azz whooping i got from deadline

[nova comet]

Imagine Run n Gun

[nocturne fossil]

id have a bit more kills then

rng is dead in pc

its a console thing

[nova comet]

True

[nocturne fossil]

ngl the devs for this game are dumb if you really think about it

why decrease car prices now?

[frank jay]

You mean, b4 the vehicle cargo update?

[frank jay]

Squeeze money out b4 gta6

[nocturne fossil]

there were active rng groups even after that

just needed to look closer

[frank jay]

I wasn't focused on pvp back then, I was grinding. Now I grief and grind

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

thats the spirit

i do both as well

its hard to have compassion to people who shoot me for no reason

and when noobs leave missions my compassion is dead

[frank jay]

Cargo can be sold in private, anything outside that is fair game for target practice and enjoyment

[nocturne fossil]

i dont grief cargo but thats undertsandable

[frank jay]

I sell most of my shit in private, and when I sell in public, I don't use an exploit to recover my cargo

Save scumming is such a grinder cope atp

[flint flower]

Good for you

[nocturne fossil]

jeez so many modders man

i might retire my alt for gta

[rancid parcel]

i have a chair ready for u

[grim sable]

Ceylon Retiring impossible

[nocturne fossil]

"retire my alt"

[grim sable]

Same

[rancid parcel]

i shall burn the chair

[nocturne fossil]

too bad

[rancid parcel]

retirement has 5090 and pizzas

[nocturne fossil]

ill stick to my pizza and laptop

my gta runs fine

[grim sable]

Lol

[nocturne fossil]

more heists

[grim sable]

Bro never gonna retire even if he getting unreleased 6090

[nocturne fossil]

its hard to retire from a game that i loved playing for 7years

and 5years on gtao

[grim sable]

Valid point

[nocturne fossil]

new strat

it worked well

9mins elitos

[grim sable]

Btw saw this again love it my 2nd favorite screen besides the black rectangle with nothing but circle at bottom left

[nocturne fossil]

this was a failed attempt in pic

did a proper run after

[grim sable]

Experimenter 🏆

[nocturne fossil]

not me but someone else

[grim sable]

You can transfer this trophy/achievement

[grim sable]

Blaupunkt

[grim sable]

The logo however is Behringer (had to search this one)

[grim sable]

Malice

[onyx berry]

Yes

[grim sable]

Nothin

[onyx berry]

Oof

[grim sable]

Man typed for 2 min to send “oof”
U sure u not sparky

[lucid pewter]

Oof

[onyx berry]

I got timed out by automod, thanks for reversing it mod

[grim sable]

Ah

Ur good then

[onyx berry]

I was saying in short, it feels good to drive the XA-21 again on my new account

Great exhaust notes and pops

[grim sable]

Damn bots sensitive

[onyx berry]

Happens

It was a big message too

[grim sable]

But it about 🚗

[onyx berry]

Idk something must've triggered it lol

[viscid belfry]

wake up

[flint flower]

Skull issue 💀

[fleet sluice]

eliten’t

[flint flower]

Paid in exposure

[glossy condor]

What happened!!!!!!

[nocturne fossil]

they gave all the money to a low level who barely did any work

[glossy condor]

I thought that was Cayo for a minute, I had not considered escaping the island without any loot as a possibility

[nocturne fossil]

thats humane labs u can see the destroyed heli behind

[glossy condor]

I have never done the OG heists due to lack of crew

[nocturne fossil]

u missing out alot

especially when gta6 is coming

[glossy condor]

I know I am 💔

Unless GTA 6 Online releases, I still have time

[nocturne fossil]

players would still abandon this game

at least a good chunk of people

storymode is still special

they'll test the hell outta the new cars and physics

[glossy condor]

Yeye, i have a guy that may get me a crew for the final CMM

I want that mansion trophy so bad

And role

[nocturne fossil]

ive completed cmms and elites so many times and never got the role

its barely a bragging right now tbh

so many people who have cmm are still dumb

they just used the disconnect to cheap out

ive done cmms without restarts and network cutting

[glossy condor]

Only CMM with disconnect i have done is CMM2 Doomsday, my teammate was NOT the best 💔

[nocturne fossil]

sadly ur not gonna have good teammates on the older versions

[glossy condor]

CMM3 and CMM4 were both done legit, the feeling of doing it the first time was amazing

[nocturne fossil]

first time is fun

after that most of the time i get in to arguments

[glossy condor]

[neon acorn]

Eh, you just needs friends or people with a brain. Should be easy to find on Xbox than PS

[neon acorn]

Facts

[nocturne fossil]

decided to steal a jet during pac while i wait for others

they died multiple times so this is my 3rd jet

[flint flower]

825k take

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

thats the lowest on normal mode

[silent portal]

it needs to genuinely be studied why the makeup of PlayStation players is so unbelievably stupid

I don't get it

[nocturne fossil]

most people ive argued with in this server is with ps people

i get that i can be stupid and clueless at times but still ps people can be weird

[neon acorn]

“For the players”

For the larpers

[silent portal]

I had to buy the PS5 to join my buds

sometimes I feel like I'm under equipped to deal with these people

[tame holly]

basically since ps is the most popular platform, the braincells get shared between each player

thus making them overall feel more stupid

[tough charm]

ngl i feel you

because i also switched to pc from xbox to play with my mates too

[silk shuttle]

not bed

[grim sable]

Yep sums it up I think

[flint flower]

Well yeah because that's not a bed

[silk shuttle]

i know

[fleet sluice]

sleeping on the heist

[grim sable]

Wake up

[radiant loom]

mf thinks life is sunshine and rainbows

[gray meteor]

Wish that was how I feel

[grim sable]

What about this mf

[flint flower]

Goofy mf

[twin drum]

why wont it lock

madge

[tame holly]

its not hot enough

[grim sable]

U need the doomsday mission version

[hollow owl]

😀

[rancid parcel]

back to work

[hollow owl]

When

[rancid parcel]

now

[hollow owl]

did I ask

[rancid parcel]

yes

[hollow owl]

no

[rancid parcel]

yes

[hollow owl]

make me

[twin drum]

running around with the glitched topless clothes thing should just mark you as underage and ban you from the game

[nocturne fossil]

indeed

i hate those gtao characters too

suspending them means many possible false suspensions for others

[flint flower]

Can you blame 'em, it's summer

[nocturne fossil]

look at u sour patch

calling people snowflakes so cute

[flint flower]

But then again, Bip was pretty aggressive when I told them motorbike top speed are measured in ideal condition, empty road, wheelie

[teal gale]

reddit as a person

[nocturne fossil]

[flint flower]

Automod should chill

[hollow owl]

It is working

[hollow owl]

Not allowed to advertise your bio

Get filtered

[flint flower]

[nocturne fossil]

hold this L

[flint flower]

I'll hold your throat Ceylon Musk

[nocturne fossil]

shiver me timbers courage

[onyx berry]

Timber wood

[flint flower]

Justin Timberlake

[tough charm]

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

a few cayos and i'll get myself a tongva hills

[flint flower]

Congrats

I have yet to find a team for CMM lol

[tough charm]

THANK YOU MAN

[flint flower]

(Last time I tried the demolition died to the 2 merryweather guys at the heli)

[tough charm]

it's not really that hard i called a guy from my doomsday act 1 and i found other 2 at lfg

but finding a 4th was pain in the ass

[green fractal]

Offer them some Cayos. Newer players' brains work with Cayo count.

[tough charm]

facts

[green fractal]

I was thinking mk2 killed some braincells for those, but Cayo put nail on their coffins.

[merry marsh]

even less new players, ive been playing gtao on and off for 6 years
ive never done doomsday 💀

[tough charm]

but ngl i was NEARLY dying at the bike setup bc a van crashed on to me and i had no armor

[teal gale]

missed out on some anger

[green fractal]

Before Cayo, you could join heists as randoms. Now, you get kicked.

[green fractal]

Doomsday is good as a scenario. If you do them once, it won't hurt. Or read what it changes in GTA.

[tough charm]

i literally screamed help in english😭

[merry marsh]

mostly havent done them since i dont have a squad to play with

i used to but most stopped playing

[tough charm]

doomsday is actually fun but it's kinda outdated (ironically it's a futuristic themed heist)

[green fractal]

I was doing them as there were no Casino heist or Cayo heist. Then finished them for benefits (discounts etc). Then did them for DDEC.

[opal rock]

No casino or Cayo wtf

[green fractal]

I gotta do DDCMM2, 3 and 4. But i'm on legacy and fuck i never found time to do it 3 times.

[nocturne fossil]

feels okay to me tbh

[opal rock]

How did people make money

[green fractal]

Doomsday. and before that, og heists.

[teal gale]

Gas station robbery

[green fractal]

And scamming at it.

Below ~15% (10% or even 5%)

[opal rock]

I’m pulling your leg I played from day one

[green fractal]

I once got scammed: Host said help me sell some cargos, so i will give you a heist. It seems there was that 0% scam, and i fell victim to it.

[opal rock]

Back when you had to sell cars off the street just to buy ammo

[green fractal]

At that point i understood that Rockstar only patches money glitches.

Or you gotta open your eyes.

[merry marsh]

mc and ceo businesses

[opal rock]

MC wasn’t a thing

[merry marsh]

its a pretty old update

[green fractal]

Duck is talking about pre-Doomsday, even pre-OG heists.

[nocturne fossil]

[merry marsh]

ohhhh

yeah idk

wasnt there something called rooftop rumble or something like that people used to grind?

[opal rock]

Yeah rooftop rumble was peak

Car races was a good earner

[merry marsh]

damn

last time i played a race was

very long ago

probably the tutorial race 😭

[flint flower]

Last time I ever did a race was like a year ago, drift race and I was shit at it

[opal rock]

The sense of achievement, saving up to buy an apartment in eclipse tower was huge

Honestly should have a badge here just for that

[nocturne fossil]

[flint flower]

Couldn't experience that, I joined at around 2020-2021

[opal rock]

What the hell were you doing with your life for the 7-8 years prior

[flint flower]

Uhh studying, no monei, no PC

Even then I was playing on and off at internet cafes

I really only started seriously playing and grinding at mid 2024

[opal rock]

Playing at Internet cafes brings back memories

50p an hour to use the internet

[nocturne fossil]

i never played in internet cafes before

[teal gale]

You missed out in the 90s

[flint flower]

He's too rich to understand

[nocturne fossil]

man said 90s

[opal rock]

Internet cafe in the 90s

[flint flower]

Macintosh

[opal rock]

I don’t remember having them then

[nocturne fossil]

pinball

[opal rock]

More like 2000s here

[flint flower]

What, you saying you never played ping pong with the boys?

[teal gale]

They did

[opal rock]

I’m not saying they didn’t I just don’t remember them being a thing then

[flint flower]

But jokes aside, yeah it's more like early 2000s for me

[opal rock]

I had AOL at home in the late 90s

I lived in a small place though we only got a McDonald’s in like 2000

[flint flower]

The first pizza I experienced in my town was a disappointing betrayal

It's like a crumbling cookie, not doughy like the medias depicted

[hollow owl]

Never been to an Internet cafe (afaik)

[potent niche]

Boomer thing

[hollow owl]

Don't think I've ever gotten anything from a cafe actually

[potent niche]

You never got a coffee from a cafe ?

[hollow owl]

No

Don't like tea or coffee

[potent niche]

[hollow owl]

[potent niche]

You never been to a bass pro shop

[grim sable]

First time ?
had this happen 5 times 🤣 (very relatable)

Words 2,3,4 ur problem

[gritty ibex]

Wheres my workers and stuff, can someone explain the math lab

[silk shuttle]

you did not start the production at the laptop

[night swallow]

its Sunday

[gritty ibex]

bbut i have full supplies

[night swallow]

weekend

oh nice finally level 50

W

[gritty ibex]

is that an actual thing??

[grim sable]

Just check lap top

[loud pebble]

really

[silk shuttle]

you did not start the production at the laptop [2]

[loud pebble]

I thought u were like 150

[grim sable]

Nope

[gritty ibex]

i did

i did the setup

[night swallow]

no idk why no1 is there I just thought it was funny

[grim sable]

What about restarting the application ? Or switching session

[gritty ibex]

lol

yes i tried switching sessions

am i just suppsoed to wait or smth

[silk shuttle]

you did not start the production at the laptop [3]

[gritty ibex]

what does that even mean

theres no option for it

[silk shuttle]

what options are there then

[gritty ibex]

i only have option to resupply, buy upgrades or shut down business

this is my first time getting the lab

i have full sipplies

i just finsihed teh setup

[silk shuttle]

then shut down the business, restart the whole game, resume the business and restart the game again to be 100% sure

[gritty ibex]

what does shutting down business to

do

[silk shuttle]

stop production and delete existing product but keep the supplies

[gritty ibex]

my supplies are going down and im getting no product

i have no workers either

[silk shuttle]

yeah do what i said

[gritty ibex]

i will try this i hope it works

also whats the integration with the nightclub

it didnt work

NVM

WAIT

it didnt work

pls help it didnt work

[grim sable]

We love gta and bugs

[gritty ibex]

i feel like either its a bug or i did smth wrong

[grim sable]

Nah u did the set up mission
Bought/stole supplies all steps look correct

Wait a bit

[grim sable]

It might appear update later

Since supply bars going down it should eventually show product bar filling up

[gritty ibex]

i just rn made my nightclub produce it

instead

becuz

it wasnt working nromally

idk if it will work

omg i just found out why

im so stupid

[green fractal]

[raven rover]

[potent niche]

Memth lab

[green fractal]

@silk shuttle Check this ^

[gritty ibex]

no dont hceck this

ok but guys

how does it work with the nigthclub

does it work nomrmally and nightclub

or i choose

or what

im confused

[raven rover]

Average new GTAO player (overwhelming)

[gritty ibex]

guys

how it work

with niteclub

[green fractal]

Nightclub uses businesses as a front. But your Nightclub and MC stocks are different.

[gritty ibex]

ok

so

they are different????

different stocks

and product

[green fractal]

Yes.

[gritty ibex]

so i can use regular meth lab and make it do work at my nigthclub

also abt these nigthclub technicans, do they serve diffefenrt purposes

[green fractal]

Yeah. Meth can do meth, Nightclub can collect meth.

[green fractal]

All 5 do same.

[gritty ibex]

and my nightclub money is based on the supplies at my meth lab???

[green fractal]

Nope. You can leave meth empty.

[gritty ibex]

then why isnt any pharmacuetiacal being produced

only sporting goods is working

[green fractal]

Takes time.

[gritty ibex]

ok

[gritty ibex]

thanks

[green fractal]

But if pharmaceutical isn’t doing anything after 1h irl, try switching technicians. Like unassign 1st guy, then assign 2nd guy to bunker. Then assign 1st guy to meth etc.

[gritty ibex]

ok

[candid veldt]

werid Im missing 1 task for salvage yard robbery...
not on the map

[west stirrup]

It's in the casino

[candid veldt]

damn... I see the little icon now

thx

[alpine basin]

games a scam

how could they do this to me

[opal rock]

Your sporting goods is lacking

[alpine basin]

Do NOT pick the guy with the glasses, hes def pocketing some of my product from me, I just don't have proof

[untold dock]

dude is getting shot at and he just hits the brakes to flip me off

[twin drum]

:gigachad:

[grim sable]

I told him to give me some of ur sporting goods

[alpine basin]

I knew it

[grim sable]

@jagged jewel gets majority of the cut though

His idea

[jagged jewel]

what

idk anything about this

im just a friendly ai assistant

[grim sable]

sends evidence to @alpine basin

[jagged jewel]

ur name goes to the top of the list

[grim sable]

I am gonna delete ur coding

[jagged jewel]

im codeless

[grim sable]

shows the coding script

[jagged jewel]

thats just a config file smartypants

[grim sable]

Damn it

Ur right

[nocturne fossil]

[grim sable]

Don’t make me pull a Clifford

On you

[jagged jewel]

avon will show up to defend his ai

[grim sable]

Avon ain’t coming back from dead lol

He left for the milk a while back

[nocturne fossil]

i see what u did there

dodgy fella

[grim sable]

On standby

[nocturne fossil]

u cant orb me

u wanna prove iam worth 750k

[grim sable]

Nah ur good biscuit

[jagged jewel]

son of a biscuit

[grim sable]

I save u for later

[nocturne fossil]

got a new gaming chair

by new i mean its from a garage sale

now i can play gta much better now

[lucid pewter]

Wow

[nocturne fossil]

one mans trash is an another mans treasure ahhhh

i used a plastic chair this whole time

and some people here think iam rich

[alpine basin]

no need to flex on us

[nocturne fossil]

kalm down

its just a plastic chair nothing special

but if u interpreted it as me tryna flex hours playing gta on a plastic chair

[nocturne fossil]

that maybe true

with this gaming chair i can kill npcs better

[jagged jewel]

i play on the floor

[nocturne fossil]

i can destroy noobs

[jagged jewel]

ungrateful son of a biscuit

[nocturne fossil]

thou shall take thy comment back

imagine not streaming gta

[nocturne fossil]

yall are ungrateful let me see some gameplay

ill let king and roll eggs a pass

🫴

[west stirrup]

Do it in 100+ no balls

[nocturne fossil]

iam talking about streaming gta not about your balls

[grim sable]

Do you mean this one Arab Dx Racer 6000 Limited edition

[nocturne fossil]

lmao thats literally super close

[grim sable]

If yk this meme 👊

[nocturne fossil]

i dont but the chair is the spitting image of what i used

[grim sable]

Ik know it is

Let me give u some ball on sec

[lucid pewter]

What the

[grim sable]

It’s the best gaming chair on the market

[rancid parcel]

I'll buy your entire stock.

[jagged jewel]

whats the difference between this and the standard edition

[grim sable]

No ventilation and arm rests I believe

[lucid pewter]

Also cant recline back

[grim sable]

Can’t confirm or deny

[jagged jewel]

[grim sable]

Let Me verify

[lucid pewter]

U gotta have skill tho

[west stirrup]

I do

[lucid pewter]

Hah

[grim sable]

Due to high demand and the limited stock availability of this limited edition gaming chair, processing this requested may take longer than usual. We apologise in advance for any inconvenience this may cause

[grim sable]

DX racer: After some verification from our side it can recline but be advised u may hit ur head if u lean to far back

fyi we are not held responsible for any injuries that may occur to u from using this limited sketchy recline feature

[nocturne fossil]

its called the ceylon chair homie

it makes u pro at gta

also what happened with u and bip arguing u deleted the msgs

[alpine basin]

Me when the supposed gta chat isn't gta

[rancid parcel]

A higher life form muted me for spewing the facts

[grim sable]

😂

[nocturne fossil]

the chair is part of gta

[rancid parcel]

I went to bed immediately after what I said and thats it

[grim sable]

Fr biggest part of ur gta experience

[rancid parcel]

Get it or get fired.

[nocturne fossil]

yall are too rich to play on plastic chairs like mine

i did cmms and elites on this chair while breaking my back

[rancid parcel]

I need them outside during tornadoes so it wont flew away

[nocturne fossil]

we dont have tornados in gta yet

[rancid parcel]

Hmmm

[grim sable]

We will try

[rancid parcel]

Free D10 in Salvage yard

Might hop on and get it

[nocturne fossil]

garbage

[rancid parcel]

My Tongva mansion doesn't have any cars

[nocturne fossil]

that doesnt mean it should have garbage

its not that bad but just a bit buggy

[rancid parcel]

Elaborate

[nocturne fossil]

removing the roof puts a bugged triangle on the gearbox

and the bright lights flicker a bit at night

[nocturne fossil]

casuals dont notice this

only people with ocd do

[fast bridge]

What’s the LS Customs Varsity Jacket under?

[nocturne fossil]

prolly under bomber or baseball jackets

[fast bridge]

Thanks

[nocturne fossil]

was defending my friend so he can get the buisness goods

and this wannabe antigriefer thought i was griefing

messaged him "cry harder"

[flint flower]

I actually tried putting on a skull facepaint just for a single outfit to see if it fits

Looks like dogshit

I'm sticking with my cluckin bell mascot attire

[nocturne fossil]

why is it halloween only we do not know

[flint flower]

Because spooky

Though I did buy them all during halloween so they're pretty much "unlocked" for me all year round

[nocturne fossil]

i just use a mask

ski masks or face masks

[merry marsh]

i dont know why more people dont just dress their character for the occasion

i have outfits for the nightclub, for gunrunning, for biking, for racing, for chilling around

[nocturne fossil]

cuz its abnormal

i choose one outfit for the day and use that

[vagrant gyro]

I'm a broke so I use a default outfit all the time.

[nocturne fossil]

pffft

get yo money up boah

buy some nice clothes

[vagrant gyro]

I only have a nightclub with no cargo and a Vehicle Warehouse.

[rancid parcel]

This place isnt for brokies

[vagrant gyro]

Pavel here I come🥹

I just need 2.4 million

Then I can spend money on clothes without losing money I worked for days.

[nocturne fossil]

well thats fun init

[rancid parcel]

The background looks fishy.

[nocturne fossil]

how am i suppose to beat this guy

[nocturne fossil]

thats not me iam in first person

also the guy is using shorts and a tank top

[rancid parcel]

[vagrant gyro]

Thermal Vision?

[rancid parcel]

@flint flower you got competition

[nocturne fossil]

my friend is using thermal rn

my friend told me to back off while he does a 1v1

[flint flower]

Ew

[nocturne fossil]

[flint flower]

Hardly a competition because I'd never stoop that low

[rancid parcel]

[flint flower]

Let me join you

[nocturne fossil]

for some reason when i went close they left the session

one of them knows me

[nocturne fossil]

i rather loose all day everyday than use macros and invisble outfits

upside down mk2 is respectable ngl

[flint flower]

Yeah that genuinely takes skill but still annoying as hell

Anyway Imma be glitching colored combat helmet

[nocturne fossil]

better not be pink

[flint flower]

Pink/Purple/Orange/Green are the possible colors

[real peak]

[nocturne fossil]

courage is pink

[rancid parcel]

Courage is red.

[flint flower]

Upside down mk2 my ass

[rancid parcel]

Greefuh vs greefuh

Dude has 2 NvGs on 💀

Turn on your game brightness at this point

[flint flower]

It lets you toggle thermal on and off fast

[rancid parcel]

The numbers of people asking for money glitch has increased exponentially after the Dupe nerf

[flint flower]

Coincidence? I think not

This guy really be ragdolling with the explosive ammo and finish the job with marksman rifle

Imma cut my losses

[jade meadow]

Welp, today is the anticipated day

I will keep my hopes low because god knows if this is true or not, but i wouldnt be suprised if we got a 3rd delay... or get compentsated with 1 pic of a NPCs cheeks or smt for no news since 380+ days (2nd delay aint counting)

Or we get news for the 800th Gta update nobody asked for ✌️

[fleet sluice]

oh no, dupers have to do something legitimately!? guess it's time to ask for stupid glitch!

[fleet sluice]

i asked for it

[jade meadow]

So you're the curse who made Rockstar not care about Gta 6?

[grim sable]

[brittle hatch]

or you could still get nothing with no delay

[fleet sluice]

yes, i hit them with the "pretty please"

[lavish mulch]

[rancid parcel]

You left them with a concussion

[jade meadow]

I'd rather get a 1 day delay just to see the Gta VI subreddit be in flames ✌️

I lowk love it whenever i see crazy new formulas or theories used just for them to wait for 2 milleseconds of official content 🙏

[grim sable]

You love drama is what u want to say

In a nutshell

[jade meadow]

Not really that, i just wanna see them insane as if its the longest game we've been waiting of all time ✌️

[fleet sluice]

idk sounds like you like drama

[fleet sluice]

you’re next.

[rancid parcel]

Im right here

[raven rover]

Hello right

[grim sable]

dx racer: your order has arrived
99999x🪑

[rancid parcel]

Does it have missle lock on jammer?

[grim sable]

Even better it has god mode and missile jammer

Though does not come with Athena gamer rage protection unfortunately so please do be careful

[raven rover]

Lmao

[grim sable]

This is still under development

[flint flower]

Get in line

[silent portal]

Been jumping between towing cars and sourcing vehicles and I'm glad I finally found a place at my yard to park this stupid fucking thing

This helicopter's convenience is so inconvenient. There's literally nowhere to leave it outside most businesses lol

[tame holly]

i have the la mesa vehicle warehouse, i can't really land it there

tbh i just use it for the cargobob one anyway

i prefer driving the cars, especially since all the high end ones are fun to drive

[silent portal]

I have the vehicle warehouse in vagos territory, wouldn't mind moving but it's filled with standards and mids and I don't wanna refill lol

Any time they do bonuses on v cargo I just go into high end overdrive

[tame holly]

same, especially since i only need 5 more mill for career

i'll prob grind it once i'm done with acid and cayo tier 4s

[silent portal]

I also love driving them, I do on deliveries lol

But traffic nonsense and the Professional helicopters...

[flint flower]

Chat, pink or purple helmet

[west stirrup]

Pure pill

[flint flower]

Gotcha

[grim sable]

Pink

Makes purple hair stand out

[flint flower]

There's also option for a pink riot helmet

[grim sable]

Show it

Actually nvm

This helmet a good choice

[flint flower]

Surprisingly easy glitch to do, though only 4 colors

Orange green purple pink

[grim sable]

Hmmm

[grim sable]

Bit bulky imo

The other one looks sleek

[flint flower]

Would have been real nice if I could glitch the bulletproof helmet

[tame holly]

ok only 20 more ressuply missions for acid lab and i'm at tier 4 n°25

[grim sable]

Oh yah speaking of which

Well not related with acid

But

Nice sight to see

[tame holly]

oh yeah

[grim sable]

Beautiful

[tame holly]

ez 3.5M from high demand

[tame holly]

also why do i see more badsport players

seen 3 in the last 2 days

[grim sable]

👊

[grim sable]

No clue I see more bounty then usual

Since jan

[grim sable]

Good for me ig more bounty hunting

[grim sable]

28 people pretty much perfect

[twin drum]

high demand maxes out at 20 rival players

[candid veldt]

any reason to claim this D10? from the robbery

[green fractal]

Reason: To claim it?

[candid veldt]

I mean I aleady have D10

[green fractal]

New livery and/or plate?

[candid veldt]

plate looks unique

[green fractal]

Maybe that's the reason.

You can sell yours if you don't wanna have 2 D10s.

Or throw it in a garage you never visit.

[candid veldt]

800k

I think my D10 was free

[green fractal]

If it was, then only modifications will be paid. I would keep both.

I thought i didn't own one. It seems i threw it in NC garage.

[candid veldt]

yea stuff like that is how I end up with 4 same cars

[twin drum]

wanting the car.

if you don't care about the d10 then yeah just sell it

[twin drum]

you can land it on the roof of the warehouse and get back up to it by climbing the truck trailer in the alley

[nocturne fossil]

chat revive

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

not my type

[raven rover]

Now, how I am gonna suppose to sleep at night? 😭

[alpine basin]

by laying down and sleeping

[raven rover]

Trying my best to forget that beautiful face

[nocturne fossil]

[flint flower]

Mona Lisa

[west stirrup]

If my math is correct i'd need to sell 125 Top Range cars

[nocturne fossil]

mona lisa high version

[alpine basin]

more for me then

shes probably given me a few thousand drinks by now

[nocturne fossil]

dude xd

[alpine basin]

Ill go in, get slammer and then exit right after

[grim sable]

A bit later

[nocturne fossil]

no

[grim sable]

Forget the grind

U got no progress

[grim sable]

[raven rover]

Leave me alone 😭

[west stirrup]

No

[hearty harbor]

Has anyone found the pizza delivery missions boring

[grim sable]

That’s impossible

She in ur head

You would have to get rid of her

[raven rover]

Oh hell nah bro

[grim sable]

To be alone

[raven rover]

She is a nightmare

😭

[grim sable]

😭

[alpine basin]

shes pretty

[raven rover]

Yeah in parallel world

[alpine basin]

Parallel worlds imply there is an infinite number of them, and there could be an infinite number of ones where shes pretty

what'd she even do to you

[raven rover]

Nothing but she is not pretty (at least for me)

[alpine basin]

outside of the arms looks fine

[raven rover]

Yeah kinda

[raven rover]

Now look at this angle

[alpine basin]

I was hammered taking that

[raven rover]

Yoo what this is even possible? 😭

[grim sable]

You drink a the the one above Mac Beth

Whiskey and Cola 5 times or something

Or take a swig of the bong

[raven rover]

That mean wall was drunked very bad 😔

[alpine basin]

This guy has a billion in the bank and hasn't gotten drunk not once, buzzkill

[raven rover]

I don't have billion that pic was not mine

[grim sable]

Lame boring and buzzkill

[west stirrup]

How do i counter the transaction message

[alpine basin]

this guy plays gta and hasn't gotten drunk not once, buzzkill

[west stirrup]

I get it constantly and it doesnt help when sourcing cargo

[grim sable]

U need more fun in ur gta life get drunk

[raven rover]

Yoo what kind of influencing is this? 😭

[alpine basin]

go buy yourself a dance while you're at it

[raven rover]

[grim sable]

100% a must do thing

In gta

[alpine basin]

@neon acorn oh yea speaking of, Im clean, as always

||those little experiments didn't count the stat||

[grim sable]

Definitely

[hollow owl]

I am not clean, I don't remember when I did them

[alpine basin]

I gotta get all of their phone numbers and likeness bars to the max though, only right way to continue 100%ing

so that stat is going up probably later, it was good at zero

[onyx berry]

surely the best session to sell cargo

[raven rover]

True

[twin drum]

you ever done the humane labs finale? I think when it spawns you into freemode after completing that it counts towards those

[alpine basin]

Normally it spawns me leaning against the rail or at the bar, not in a dance

I've done humane labs, a lot, including cmm

[twin drum]

wack

[alpine basin]

Im pretty sure the rail for the strip doesn't give you those, and I've thrown quite a few bills in my day

[nocturne fossil]

massive flex

but that also means no arcade shirt

[alpine basin]

not really

[nocturne fossil]

to me it is

[alpine basin]

Im going to make a macro so I can get to 999 in one sitting and flex it

[raven rover]

🤨

[west stirrup]

Chat dumb question but what is a vehicle cargo mission

sell or source

[nocturne fossil]

how is that a flex

[hollow owl]

Probably source

[nocturne fossil]

being a virgin is a flex

[grim sable]

Yeh they don’t count

It’s like tipping

So makes sense

[nocturne fossil]

i never tipped and took any service

iam such a chad

the moment humane labs is done i quickly go out and slap the bodyguard

[grim sable]

Same

[alpine basin]

Pride is a sin

[west stirrup]

Stop ignoring me

[nocturne fossil]

ask properly i dont understand ur question

source means steal sell means sell obv

[grim sable]

What about the story mode mission

[nocturne fossil]

vehicle cargo is related to vehicle warehouse

[grim sable]

Like when u control Franklin after jewellery store

[west stirrup]

I've done 7 sources already

[grim sable]

Easy

[nocturne fossil]

source a car from the vehicle warehouse

[nocturne fossil]

sell a car then

[grim sable]

This one better

[nocturne fossil]

ohhh fck

just joined some tryhard heisters while eating pizza

i was trying to join my friends simeon jobs

[west stirrup]

FUCK

The transaction error message broke the sell mission

[grim sable]

Quick restart

[grim sable]

You’ll be fine

[nocturne fossil]

oh iam getting so pissed of rn

this game and its server errors

[grim sable]

U got that message again

🤣

[west stirrup]

Im guessing you got them too

[raven rover]

Patience guys

[grim sable]

We all do

[west stirrup]

This one but another variant

[west stirrup]

THAT one

[grim sable]

My second favourite screen

After black screen with nothing

But tiny loading circle at bottom

[nocturne fossil]

still errors bro

[grim sable]

It is what it is

[nocturne fossil]

who was that guy who said there is nothing wrong with the game

where is he now

[grim sable]

Idk

[green fractal]

I reported this (and my loss of heist) to Rockstar Support, and they told me i should :

Make sure my internet connection is working properly.
Check the Rockstar Games Service Status for any server outages or scheduled maintenance: https://support.rockstargames.com/servicestatus

[alpine basin]

unironically I've had better luck talking to 90% of the gta playerbase than support

[nocturne fossil]

thats wild

[alpine basin]

Most of the time they just blame you for some of the stuff that happens, or they give you a bunch of money to leave them alone

[nocturne fossil]

and the what the duck dude said the game is fine

the server have being malfunctioning this whole month

[alpine basin]

he doesn't play gta that much I think

as much as people hate me for it I've had to mod this game to hell just to make it "stable" and then it has more issues after that simply cannot be fixed

700k members now too in the server

[nocturne fossil]

i thought the maximum members in a server was 500k

also how u check that

[alpine basin]

could use this, I don't really wanna get muted for typing it out myself
#gta-online message

[grim sable]

Waiting lobby not for everyone

[clear mango]

y r u advertising??

[alpine basin]

That wouldn't be the first time I've bypassed the rules simply just linking a staffs message

or even just referencing messages from staff too, thats another fun one

I think one of my favorites is this one #gta-online message