gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

ikr

[desert ruin]

well I was thinking about it pretty often

nonetheless, here they are

the 50 pistol and the heavy pistol

looks convincing to me

[nocturne fossil]

blud

iam talking about the main gun

they obviously didnt put effort into the mags

[nocturne fossil]

are u saying its not acp?

[desert ruin]

I think they got the rounds right

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[echo peak]

Hollyyy shiiitt isnt this one of the best gta weeks?

[untold dock]

no

it's like very firmly mid

[echo peak]

errr.. for someone who wnna upgrade alot of hsw cars and like get the eclipse blvd.. it is for me

[desert ruin]

what week will be good then

[untold dock]

2x on an actually good business or a heist

[echo peak]

he wants x2 on cayo

lmaooo

i want x2 on dr dre

[untold dock]

next week will be good with 2x auto shop and 5x lscm rep

[formal lintel]

2x auto shop is op

[desert ruin]

how do ya know already?

[desert ruin]

the contracts or the vehicle customisation

[untold dock]

rockstar already posted next week

[formal lintel]

Union depository all day

[desert ruin]

where can I see it

[echo peak]

how op is it?

[untold dock]

not op but like, good

most of the contracts can be done in under 15 minutes

ud is 540k for like 12 minutes of work

[formal lintel]

Right 3x auto shop is the op one

[nocturne fossil]

packing friends for ud is fun af

[desert ruin]

with 2x?

[untold dock]

with 2x yes

[echo peak]

how bout gtaplus when is it updatin

[untold dock]

don't know, don't care

[desert ruin]

@untold dock

[echo peak]

nvm.. sentinel gts

[twin drum]

saw a thread about the car sale value limit and the comments are incredibly funny

[west stirrup]

In 2 weeks i think

3

[echo peak]

hvent plyed since last month so now i saw its the gts lolol

[untold dock]

https://fxtwitter.com/texfunz2/status/2054924642201084096?s=46&t=YBhfh_FCK_7xWFNhYh2KSw

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

Rockstar has detailed next week's #GTAOnline bonuses and discounts.
︀︀
︀︀www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/4k1a3a13ako84a/buckle-up-for-two-weeks-of-motor-madness-in-gta-online

**💬 29 🔁 75 ❤️ 1.3K 👁️ 82.4K **

FxTwitter · May 14, 2026, 1:59 PM

[twin drum]

just a bunch of car dupers crying their eyes out

[untold dock]

there's next week

[desert ruin]

when was this thing added at first?

[desert ruin]

ty!

[grim sable]

The time it took to complete the heist

Elite challenge stuff

[twin drum]

baaaaabe, wake uuuuup. Free horn customization !

[nocturne fossil]

[desert ruin]

the 3x on hsw time trial is for Hao's race which is 8 mins or smth or regular thing that changes weekly?

[echo peak]

so they have a pattern of 2 weeks discount for some stuffs huh.. interesting

[grim sable]

1 time thing

unfortunately

[desert ruin]

I wish there was a way to replay it

[grim sable]

might be a thing i just don't know how

[twin drum]

pretending legitimate players sell cars every day

wheeze

[desert ruin]

he's kinda right tho
instead of fixing the exploits and providing anti-cheat measures, we get this

[grim sable]

||true||

[grim sable]

i sold a maximum of 10 cars lol

Across ~13 years

[desert ruin]

I mean

almost no one is selling their vehicles according to some plan

the random thought that you have a lot of useless boring vehicles hits randomly

[desert ruin]

no

I just did the weekly time trial and got 750k

[candid veldt]

nc week was nuts

[candid veldt]

HSW time trial

[desert ruin]

yea?

[alpine basin]

yea I sell very few of mine tbh, doesn't seem like a problem for me, not like Im selling them for money either, Im selling them to get rid of them

[candid veldt]

it is hsw time trial not the regular time trial

[desert ruin]

yea?

[candid veldt]

yea

[desert ruin]

what do you want

[candid veldt]

is that an existential question?

[desert ruin]

mf robbed MY autoshop and thought he was going to get away with it

what do I do when I get this screen

how to get back to what I was doing

[alpine basin]

its a bug when you view certain things in upgrades on websites, or property renovations

[desert ruin]

bruh

[twin drum]

no it isnt

[alpine basin]

not really a bug per say, just bad design if we're being honest

I get it all the time when I renovate my service vehicles

[twin drum]

it's literally what real websites do

you customize data on some site, press the back button and then it goes "now you need to re-enter your data to avoid mistakes"

[desert ruin]

they don't freeze on the url thing

[grim sable]

Never had this happen before

[twin drum]

yall need to quit calling everything a bug just cause you dont understand it

[desert ruin]

this is a new random event

[grim sable]

Didn’t know it was thing till now

[grim sable]

Oh

[desert ruin]

relatively new

[grim sable]

Yah I am gonna :

That npc

[twin drum]

it's when you go to buy a property and start to select customizations but hit Back before buying it

[nocturne fossil]

probably one of the rare times id have to agree with bip

[twin drum]

it is not new.

[grim sable]

I see

Good to know

[desert ruin]

I think he was replying to my autoshop joke, rather then the url

[grim sable]

My first road race and it’s 1 lap

[alpine basin]

monii

[grim sable]

Ooo

[twin drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/164495143095762944/1504489429153353849/image.png?ex=6a072c77&is=6a05daf7&hm=f64733ea021d9cc5bba96a3dedfa4c68b1599c71d4bda50d4515d71ee188bc47&

[grim sable]

Not mine btw

[desert ruin]

how large was the bet

[alpine basin]

10k with 21 / 1

[desert ruin]

ooo

[desert ruin]

he's not actually robbing my place
it's a coincidense, this random event involves player driving the robber to the destination after his getaway driver left

[grim sable]

Second race in and welp slightly better it was 2 laps instead of 1 but 🫠…

Yah left after that 2 laps not enough to catch up
Plus the the guy that pinned into that situation wouldn’t move

[echo peak]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DNYx_-eIcrs?si=qGcASOhoHZ0WdTzP

price deflation is real

[hollow owl]

Fixed meaning no longer selling at 500k?
https://x.com/i/status/2054981083309940954

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

Fixed.
#GTAOnline

X · May 14, 2026, 5:44 PM

[desert ruin]

do suspension upgrades actually matter

[grim sable]

Finally

On the GOH

Fully lobby as well

[hollow owl]

Best race

U lose

[grim sable]

Hopefully not

[hollow owl]

U lose ur right to be my friend

[grim sable]

No

[midnight rover]

I actually do it quite often as whenever I get some car for free I just sell the one I bought before.

I usually wait 18h so that I can get the most value of my cars, but now I probably won't bother if it becomes a week

[west stirrup]

Does it still reset every 24h i’m not checking for myself

[untold dock]

it's not really the 1 per week that's an issue

it's the 500k hard cap

now you can't sell your old cars if you get another one for free because upgrading the new one will cost more than that 500k

[midnight rover]

Also I like to collect those liveries which makes me sell a lot of vehicles

[grim sable]

We will not speak of the haram racing that just took place in On the GOH

My car was no longer a car

🫠

[midnight rover]

Now Rockstar makes me waste even more money on those liveries 🥲

Trying to get people to buy those shark cards

[desert ruin]

what?

[lucid pewter]

Hes literally a pineapple holy shit

[west stirrup]

Stop cussing

[lucid pewter]

Did you change your name ?

Or was it always that. I feel like you had a different name

[west stirrup]

GravityAnguirus

Levident evil

More probably

[lucid pewter]

Hi Levi

[west stirrup]

Hi assume

[lucid pewter]

Wow

[desert ruin]

remember what game this server is abt

[grim sable]

basically got hit by every car on track

[nocturne fossil]

rolex

the new atomizer trick seems to be allowed in speedruns?

dafug

[untold dock]

i mean yeah doesn't seem that useful though

[grim sable]

How this work ?

[grim sable]

They made it there mission to stop me from winning

Using cheesy tactics and what not

Luckily not a gta race so weapons disabled

[nocturne fossil]

true but thats my kinda fun xd

tranq was spamming it on heists

[west stirrup]

O

[nocturne fossil]

probably one of the few moments i feel srry for levi

[west stirrup]

Few?

[nocturne fossil]

small amount

minor

little

[nocturne fossil]

would u like a dictionary

[west stirrup]

Yes

[nocturne fossil]

boi

📖

🫴

[grim sable]

I got a better dictionary

[nocturne fossil]

does it contain the fact saying that levi is unintelligent

[grim sable]

opens to check ||yes||

[nocturne fossil]

[grim sable]

GTA has some grey race names

[nocturne fossil]

no way they actually added this

[untold dock]

awful

[nocturne fossil]

as the great australian said

[grim sable]

Nicholas is wish came true

Also why no one doing land races or any races 🫠

Got lucky one time

[sacred oxide]

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

forbidden emoji user detected

[grim sable]

Lol

[nocturne fossil]

i neeeed

[sacred oxide]

[craggy mica]

oreo made them

[nocturne fossil]

i screenshotted them from oreo's msg xd

[craggy mica]

He’s actually into emoji collecting

[nocturne fossil]

dude thats op

he has a wide array of emojis to reply with xD

[grim sable]

Facts

[craggy mica]

[nocturne fossil]

they should increase the price of mk2 to 12mil

very annoying having to deal with it in freeroam

[formal lintel]

Increased the price but sadly it has pre nerf missiles again

[nocturne fossil]

i dont really mind the missiles tbh

some people have gotten used to freeaiming it

i can deal with most mk2s

[formal lintel]

Me too I took a guy down with a sticky and blew his mk2, then he disconnected

[nocturne fossil]

chad

havent sticky bombed anyone in a while

[grim sable]

Same

But I also haven’t seen a mk2 guy in while

[hollow glade]

lmao87 man

Turismo just doesn’t get out the corners well all it has is the highway stretch there to turn it on

[nocturne fossil]

very hard to pull of consistantly

i asked a few others they said there were some uses

[silk shuttle]

i was talking about d8 tho

[nocturne fossil]

look look he did emoji

[silk shuttle]

[nocturne fossil]

[candid veldt]

hmmm dont have as many HSW waiting to be upgraded cars as I thought

[nocturne fossil]

brioso R/A

🫴

dont let some panto glazer talk you out of it

[candid veldt]

ok

[hollow glade]

I was figuring that or lmao87

[lavish mulch]

did they increase the mk2 to 20 mili now?

[hollow owl]

No

Just Raiju

New F-160 Raiju Prices

Buy Now:
$6,855,000 -> $8,500,000

Trade Price:
$5,141,250 -> $6,375,000

[lavish mulch]

[grim sable]

Better trade price can’t lie

I believe the difference was only like 1 million before

This makes it more worth getting

[nocturne fossil]

raiju 8mil

hell of a way to promote replay glitching ig

[grim sable]

But avenger can go kill it self 6 million for that trade price

[nocturne fossil]

i hate when my friends resort to garbage exploits

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

u only buy an avenger if ur rich

[grim sable]

Replay 🔥

[nocturne fossil]

it servers no purpose

[grim sable]

True

[nocturne fossil]

as in rich af and being a high lvl the pricing is fair

its a tank and u can smash into things

[grim sable]

Yep

But still if ur getting it for trade price it sucks

[nocturne fossil]

not much cuz noobs arent suppose to buy it right

its not the most useful thing in the game

weapon workshop exist elsewhere

freakshop for example

[grim sable]

Power of cheese gifs lol

[celest python]

Hello cool ppl

I’m tired of the low lvls

[grim sable]

Welcome back

To high level

[celest python]

They just be talking to talk

No point whatsoever

[grim sable]

Yappachino

[celest python]

Indeed

I just can’t understand some ppl

I know rp servers are corny asf but

Let them be

Everyone got their own activities

[grim sable]

Lol

I tried reading the chat

And ngl I have no clue what they saying

[celest python]

Fr

Legacy people

We fancy

[nocturne fossil]

i agree

[nocturne fossil]

yet again i agree

[grim sable]

We all agree

LOL

Rockstar knows there player-base well
||😑 67||

I won this version as well 🫠

At least cars good

Lol

[neon acorn]

https://x.com/texfunz2/status/2054859303396192519?s=46

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

New F-160 Raiju Prices

Buy Now:
$6,855,000 -> $8,500,000

Trade Price:
$5,141,250 -> $6,375,000
#GTAOnline

X · May 14, 2026, 9:40 AM

That’s hilarious

[hollow owl]

Yes.

Going to another car boot tomorrow

Another day in my dads ST

[neon acorn]

ST?

what car

[hollow owl]

2006 Ford Fiesta ST

[neon acorn]

oh dear

[hollow owl]

Her

Hey

It's a nice car

Quick asf

Sounds so good

What's the mouth watering emoji

I can't find it

[hollow owl]

What u hmm ing for

It does

[hollow owl]

Mines is silver tho

[hollow owl]

With small blus stripe on the side

🤤

This is the only one I can hse

The nitro ones are well

[nocturne fossil]

for some reason i find this comment funny

[hollow owl]

bro

😠

It looks good

[nocturne fossil]

for sure

looks better than panto

[grim sable]

Preference based can’t be mad

[hollow owl]

Someone might disagree there

[nocturne fossil]

i dont talk shet about other peoples cars irl

[neon acorn]

Grr

[hollow owl]

We need one in gta

[rancid parcel]

Its a taxi

[grim sable]

😂

[hollow owl]

And give it hsw

[nocturne fossil]

asbo

cloeset

[hollow owl]

Closest

Lmao

[nocturne fossil]

xd

[hollow owl]

Great minds think alike

[hollow owl]

Tis very fast taxi

Dad does not like to muck about in it

Mf would put his foot down if anyone tries to contest him

[grim sable]

Vapid flash gt or Maxwell Asbo pretty close to it in design at least

[hollow owl]

Yeah ik, I did make it in gta years ago

But deleted it

Might re make it

[grim sable]

The Asbo handling terrible though

[hollow owl]

Ik

Hsw asbo when

And give it awd

[grim sable]

Does it have drift tuning upgrade ?

[hollow owl]

No

If it did, I would main it

[grim sable]

Looks like it can handle it

[merry marsh]

hsw shinobi when

[hollow owl]

Never

[merry marsh]

:(

its my favourite bike

i just use the hdrag because its stupidly fast

[nocturne fossil]

mine is bati

[hollow owl]

Manchez Scout C

[nocturne fossil]

its a good bike

the cayo bike has bugged out chain

[grim sable]

Bati 801 my go to in free mode good to glide with

As well

[nocturne fossil]

show me a clip of u gliding with keyboard

u play on keyboard right

[grim sable]

I use my controller to glide

easier to control

[nocturne fossil]

controller is best

[grim sable]

I can try on KWB though I should be decent at it

[nocturne fossil]

keyboard is useless but i wanna master all this on keyboard

[grim sable]

Don’t do it often

Only when I feel like messing around

Doing goofy things

[grim sable]

Hot switching weapons and gun pvp is mostly what I feel like KWB excels at
(But only if u got good aim lol)

IMO

[nocturne fossil]

mouse and keyboard free aim is more fun than controller

[grim sable]

Agreed

[nocturne fossil]

i just cant post any player kills here

[grim sable]

Even though some how I play slightly better with controller on free aim

Maybe because I had free aim enabled for so long and I didn’t even realize lol at one point

[nocturne fossil]

if u play slightly better on controller on freeaim there is a massive skill issue ngl

[grim sable]

Depends on skill level i would say

[nocturne fossil]

whoever u deem to be dead must be dead by seconds to miliseconds in comparison to controller

[nocturne fossil]

the skill which is aiming

u need good aim and sensivity

[grim sable]

Agreed

[nocturne fossil]

u should be able to excel in mouse and kb aiming in freeaim

[grim sable]

What is happening in #gta-online 🤣

Yapping pro max

[rancid parcel]

That goofball is banned

[grim sable]

Lego?

[rancid parcel]

No

[fleet sluice]

never question what goes on there

it’s best we don’t know

[grim sable]

True or this happens to us

🧠 🚮 🗑️

[silent portal]

#gta-online not worth interacting with 80% of the time anyway

[loud pebble]

literally nothing

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

tru but thats why I talk there

[flint flower]

Ey what'd I miss

[alpine basin]

scratch that you missed everything

preparing to try and break the salvage yard though

[nova comet]

@nocturne fossil

I think im found Photo my GTA Online ps4

I post this on Facebook

And now changed

[west stirrup]

[alpine basin]

how do you even get there 💔

let alone bottomed out on a quarter wall

[west stirrup]

better yet

[grim sable]

To make it worth interacting with 👍

[grim sable]

Don’t even wanna ask “how?”

[west stirrup]

Yes you do

Someone on a mk2 shot at me so i bailed

it landed in the vending machine

[grim sable]

u mean ventilation

[west stirrup]

yes

[grim sable]

Interesting want me to it for you

Map knowledge comes in handy

[hollow owl]

Well

We couldn't go out in the car 😔

Stupid electricity guys

[grim sable]

Oof that’s rough

[hollow owl]

Bro, they were supposed to come out yesterday, didn't come

They were supposed to come out an hour ago

They get mad at my parents when they cancel on them but we have to deal with it when they do

[grim sable]

Yeh electricity guys aren’t the most reliable people especially when u need them to do their job

[grim sable]

Relatable

[opal rock]

We’re back baby

[alpine basin]

its crazy how many job invite spammers there are

[rancid parcel]

free job applications

[alpine basin]

just in the past 120 minutes I've blocked over 160+ individual accounts

[grim sable]

Damn I get a few but not 160+

[twin drum]

happy belated birthday, bear

[grim sable]

Who the 🐻 oh wait … nvm

[twin drum]

job invites are from people in your current lobby, and the spam is just what the auto invite button does

why TF you blocking them lmao

[alpine basin]

Oh, when I mean blocking, I mean I take their rockstar ID, block it from joining, then kick it

They're spam bots. Why would I want them in my lobbies to begin with

they have a random hash name with numbers and letters, always in god mode and unkillable, only way to get rid of them is to kick them from the job then the game

[nocturne fossil]

well u can ignore them

cuz more and more will just keep coming

[alpine basin]

and Ill keep shredding them apart

they chose the wrong person to try and play the long game with

[grim sable]

Permanently getting rid of them is good choice

[nocturne fossil]

but more will come

or they'll just readjust

[grim sable]

Ignoring them also a option works for me I used to get a tone but since I started ignoring I get like 1 person a day or something now

[nocturne fossil]

u play in public lobbies

[grim sable]

Algorithm helped ig if gta even has one

[nocturne fossil]

how

[grim sable]

Most of the time yes

[grim sable]

Idk but I get 2 job invite spammers max

In public

Now days

Good luck i guess

[grim sable]

This feels wrong to say can’t lie

This one feels right

[nocturne fossil]

what are u on about

i get the hint but this many msgs xd

[grim sable]

Gotta level up

Plus ordered a yappachino

[nocturne fossil]

this guy

[grim sable]

Have to use it

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

someone said its 30secs for per msg

[silent portal]

has anyone told rockstar yet that they can keep the summer update if the only clothes are locked behind career tiers again

someone get on that

[grim sable]

Gonna need to verify it

[nocturne fossil]

would somebody pLeAse verify this for me

[grim sable]

I don’t think they care about that lol

[silent portal]

let them know anyway

we've really outgrown the need for these types of updates

We did years ago tbh

[alpine basin]

what?

[silent portal]

I think it'd suck a lot less if the career progress thing had more than five minutes of work put into it

but alas

[nocturne fossil]

its 30seconds per msg to lvl up right

rapidly typing doesnt cut it

[alpine basin]

from what I know, yea

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[silent portal]

but I suppose they'll just keep locking the bare clothing minimum behind another "Earn 100,000,000 from this reskinned business and finish these missions without damage or using snacks at 60% accuracy" 😭
Some variety man pls

[alpine basin]

pretty sure its time based and you only get so much xp per message

[nocturne fossil]

🥸

[alpine basin]

earn 500million from {game-mode nobody plays} to get {car with a slightly different shade of color} than the original car

[silent portal]

don't forget the 5th unique van vehicle for some reason

except bikers is a fucking 2013 traffic daemon instead of
Idk, the lost Slamvan or actual gang burrito just to keep it consistent

It's literally the Daemon you can steal off the street and insure, not even the bikers one

[alpine basin]

With different wheels*

its very important the wheels are different and make it a whole new vehicle

[silent portal]

I really really hope its actually fucking interesting if it's in VI

[alpine basin]

I wanted a lifted muscle car that produced 50 hp so I can go run into people

or like drive it or smt whatever people do with cars

[raven rover]

Hey, you can’t park there!!

[alpine basin]

the lion parks wherever there is space

[raven rover]

No no no!! Here is your parking ticket.

See you in the court.

[alpine basin]

Parking tickets are just, paying for the best possible parking spot though

[raven rover]

Usually, in my country you can park almost anywhere.

[nocturne fossil]

come to the US will ya

[west stirrup]

Don’t tell me what to do

[nocturne fossil]

and see how parking is

[raven rover]

Rude.

[nocturne fossil]

right on levi smash into cars and make ur own space

[raven rover]

It’s called freedom lmfao (jkjk)

[nocturne fossil]

i call feeeeedom

no spelling errors thats what i call it

[grim sable]

Yah I read it now ty @alpine basin

[grim sable]

😭

[flint flower]

Tru

The paying process do be a bit bothersome however

[grim sable]

Agreed even though I don’t get them

So I can’t really speak

[nocturne fossil]

i spawned the kuruma for the first time in big2026

[flint flower]

You saying you never played OG heists with random and used it until now? Boring

[nocturne fossil]

imagine being a noob enough to use a kuruma out of all

a 300k kamacho has more of a use

[flint flower]

Hey, Armored Kuruma is the 1080Ti of GTA Vehicles

Don't be disrespecting it

[nocturne fossil]

utter

garbage

[west stirrup]

Zilense

[nocturne fossil]

[opal rock]

Is it this month we get the new dlc or next?

[hollow owl]

June 16th

[opal rock]

Damn that’s the day I go on holiday

[hollow owl]

Rip

I go on holiday in August

[opal rock]

I’ll take my laptop with me it will be ok

[nocturne fossil]

i mean its not that serious we wont get anything big

[hollow owl]

That's what she said

[nocturne fossil]

[opal rock]

You don’t think

Last one isn’t it

[nocturne fossil]

last one wasnt it. maybe

but i was satisfied with the mansion

that was plentiful for me

[hollow owl]

Not enough for me

Doomsday

[nocturne fossil]

i just wish the cars werent buggy crap

[hollow owl]

Part 2

[opal rock]

Got to be something involving whatever his name is

Sandals guy

[hollow owl]

Faber

Will fade away

[nocturne fossil]

i almost called him fabien

what a forgettable guy

[hollow owl]

Fabien about to come back

Ultimate villain

[nocturne fossil]

namaste

[opal rock]

Faber yes

[nocturne fossil]

[grim sable]

First time in free mode yes

[opal rock]

He needs to be robbed

[grim sable]

Mansions part 2 we never know

[nocturne fossil]

the mansion shootout was fire af

shooting in gta5 is so bland

[grim sable]

Fr ☄️🔥

[nocturne fossil]

i like the gunplay but not many events

its all just street shooting and cops piling up all together

[grim sable]

Yah not much to it

[nocturne fossil]

gta4 had it way better

[grim sable]

Idk why my only memory of gta4 is doing grand theft auto’s like just running around and taking npc’s cars lol

It was good fun

[grim sable]

Limiting showers is crazy lol

[grim sable]

U drank to much acid lmao

[candid veldt]

I wish chat was back... need to type in CAPITAL LETTERS to host to fing start

[nocturne fossil]

everything in this game is so hard to trigger :(

[flint flower]

Heavy revolver mk2 lasts even longer

[nocturne fossil]

common knowledge

iam not wasting inciendary ammo for a bug

[candid veldt]

land races = electric playground

anything else gets owned

[flint flower]

Just use normal ammo

[nocturne fossil]

i like inciendary ammo

when spongecake enemies dont die this'll do

during laggy heists

they dont wanna die ill make them die

guaranteed fire every shot is something special

[nocturne fossil]

also ammo refills after every lobby change

[flint flower]

Ultimately useless for me when there are multiple enemies

[nocturne fossil]

its a finisher weapon

i dont need it for every enemy

🫡

didnt know ammo refills after joining a gerald mission till u said it

have to test that on combat mg too

laggy enemies could use some heat

[grim sable]

Me to gonna keep that in mind 🫡

[grim sable]

Fun fact no one asked for
I have said lol 820 times in this server
(less then i expected)

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

@tidal yew

[tidal yew]

Goddammit AI

[hollow owl]

So Tuna made this with Ai

[tidal yew]

Yeah

[nocturne fossil]

seems like hiding smg is mandotory

that sucks i still have the smg since i like it

[tidal yew]

I too have an image

[nocturne fossil]

revolver ammo refill is nice tho

[hollow owl]

Oh yeah

Lemme guess

It's also from Tuna

Or Gurka

[tidal yew]

Nopeee

I got it with my live arms and fingers

[hollow owl]

Think ik what it is

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

Show it then

[nocturne fossil]

what happen to gurka?

[hollow owl]

U won't

He left

In like October

Getting more active now

That's not me

Also, what

[tidal yew]

Yeh sure that's not you

[hollow owl]

I don't have an alt

I would have to report it if I did

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

And when I make one

[hollow owl]

It's gnna be something random

[nocturne fossil]

isnt alts prohibited?

[tidal yew]

I guess we'll never know

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[tidal yew]

Yes

[nocturne fossil]

then what makes it that u wanna report it?

for exceptions?

[hollow owl]

Mod purposes

[grim sable]

Makes sense

[hollow owl]

Pro-tow-call

[nocturne fossil]

under cover ?

[grim sable]

[tidal yew]

When the forms gonna be out again for hiring?

[hollow owl]

Idk

[grim sable]

U could say that

[tidal yew]

I've been waiting for ages now

[hollow owl]

Probably soon

[tidal yew]

[grim sable]

Ur gonna be one intresting mod lol

Lester agrees as well wow

[tidal yew]

Lvl increase chill

[grim sable]

It’s a sign

[tidal yew]

It would've been good of Lester's girlfriend would've agreed

[hollow owl]

Gold digger*

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Money does gets you honey

[nocturne fossil]

put a second bot called georgina

[hollow owl]

Fr

[tidal yew]

That's y paige is good

[tidal yew]

I love you too

[grim sable]

Banger suggestion then make the up some lore for them

For server purposes

[nocturne fossil]

nobody uses this gun

i think a Chinese origin too

sounds cool

[hollow owl]

Only time I use it is Union depository

[nocturne fossil]

thats the Famas

this is the QBZ

[hollow owl]

"this" is irrelevant

[nocturne fossil]

maybe but i prefer using it at times

the only time id use a bullup is for fun anyway

or for autoshop loadout

i hope to god they wont make basic skins paid to acquire like in other games

id go crazy

[grim sable]

I got 2 k kills with it for what it’s worth

[grim sable]

Hopefully they don’t pull a call of duty

[hexed star]

I use ts on doomsday act 3 final, for some reason its better than others for headshots

or at least thats what I feel like

[nocturne fossil]

no the carbine mk2 is the better one

there is a reason most experienced people use that

whatever works for u tho

[hexed star]

it just clicks into the head yk

idk tho

[hexed star]

yeah

[nocturne fossil]

any gun can

[desert ruin]

hey

why is the rampant rocket so criminally slow?

like it's not even fun to use

which is crucial for a gta vehicle that's not ultra fast or places top 1 in some other category

but this

this is just bad

for no reason

[hexed star]

they didn't feel like making a 3 wheel motorbike fast

it should be tho

[desert ruin]

yea, especially with that engine

won a race in my bf club I won in the casino the other day

for some reason plenty of the players didn't have any modified compact cars in their garage

[nocturne fossil]

u got put in a lobby with stupid people

[desert ruin]

uhhh

[nocturne fossil]

no wonder u won

[desert ruin]

I wouldn't call them stupid tho

[silent portal]

Nothing like a cold soda while telling the LSPD to eat my ass 💅

[nocturne fossil]

i dont see anyone using the club

[desert ruin]

compact is a pretty unpopular class of vehicles

[desert ruin]

is it good?

[nocturne fossil]

who uses the weevil

[nocturne fossil]

its the best of its kind

[silent portal]

the club also has insane handling

it sticks to the fuckin road

[desert ruin]

I didn't know that

[nocturne fossil]

i hate how inconsistant the weapon wheel is in this game to do a simple bug

[desert ruin]

hey

just found smth

those are default wheels

so rockstar KNOWS how to color them, but they don't let us?

and once again

why does a housekeeper woman in an old dress need a truffade thrax?

[nocturne fossil]

there are glitch ways to colour them but they wont let us colour em

[desert ruin]

yea ik about those

[nocturne fossil]

to crash into players

[desert ruin]

but, as you can see, this is an autoshop client vehicle

so I doubt rockstar did glitches to make it that way

[merry marsh]

she could just be recieving the car for her boss

[desert ruin]

this is actually a good point

[nocturne fossil]

wall

found a modder in sesh xd

i sticked around a bit to confirm

he wasnt gonna take his chances when he knew i was an azzhole xd

tried to railgun his firetruck but he teleported plus survived

[green fractal]

Latest "can't maintain connection" errors caused Panther loss last night. After months, tried Cayo, got the error. No money, no panther. El Rubio robbed me this time.

[nocturne fossil]

whats with all the connection errors and trasaction error

[green fractal]

I'm suspecting of some GTA6 fanboys doing server DDoS attacks or someshit.

[tame holly]

That or very angry players due to the vehicle sell changes

[green fractal]

This started before the latest change afaik.

Like, happening for a week, between a time frame (for me).

[nocturne fossil]

what does prestige role mean

whats the catch

is it for people who paid or its given randomly to special people

[west stirrup]

It’s given to people who paid Raptor to do… acts

[desert ruin]

why do I keep getting the securoserv not available at the moment

pmo

[nocturne fossil]

public lobbies perhaps

[desert ruin]

yea

but why this thing?

I can't connect it

[nocturne fossil]

no one knows

it just happens

[desert ruin]

[desert ruin]

I hate that rockstar is getting away with this level of ignorance about their own game

the whole peer to peer thing is a spit in the face tbh

[nocturne fossil]

its cheaper for them

thats why they did it

but it sucks

[desert ruin]

and this all will be forgotten by the community the second GTA VI pre-orders drop

OOOO look a new game

[nocturne fossil]

u might disregard this game but i dont. some all people will

[desert ruin]

wdym disregard?

[nocturne fossil]

the first two words

[nocturne fossil]

forget about gtav

[raven rover]

Look someone already use those words

[velvet mauve]

oh shit i can chat here now

[desert ruin]

I also won't

[nocturne fossil]

neither would everyone

gtav has its own norm of fun

the goofy physics and such

[velvet mauve]

they better keep gtao running for a good while

[nocturne fossil]

people

iam not sure how the bot workds

[desert ruin]

my point is that all problems and bugs and stuff probably will be forgotten the second GTA VI releases
because look it's a new game if you don't like smth go play it!

[raven rover]

Yeah, I am thinking that too

[desert ruin]

like the roblox stuff
everyone just accepted their data policy

there was a lot of complaining but almost no real backlash

[nocturne fossil]

as long as gta online for gtav exists these wont be forgotten

[desert ruin]

forgotten is kinda a wrong word

[nocturne fossil]

how can u get through the game without knowing stuff

[desert ruin]

maybe more like "written off" from rockstar

[nocturne fossil]

there is always a player set whose gonna stick around and still play this game

they'll remember

[desert ruin]

everyone will be hyped up about the new game, and this stuff will probably never even get fixed because of how ignorant rockstar is

[nocturne fossil]

that i can agree with

[desert ruin]

I say ignorant, because they clearly do know about the bugs, they just fix the ones they view as worth fixing

[grim sable]

I guess but also depends since I doubt they will keep supporting it after like 3 years of online 2

[nocturne fossil]

thats gonna be the same case for the next game too

the next game will be bigger and have more problems

[desert ruin]

I understand, but for this size of company, they might've actually hosted servers

[grim sable]

Supporting as in weekly updates

[nocturne fossil]

why make proper servers when u can make it cheaper

the players are still gonna pay for the game

thats the issue

they are greedy af

[desert ruin]

like, not investing in moderation on forums, in anticheat, in bugfixing devs is also cheaper

but if you want to be loved by gamers, you need all those things

[nocturne fossil]

they moderate forums?

[grim sable]

Yah I had this happen to me as well u can’t say definitions of lfg and lf

[grim sable]

I got a warning as well and like 5 min mute lol

[desert ruin]

I'm not talking about rockstar, that was just a general example that popped up in my head

[raven rover]

Someone use lf full form. I am thinking of "people" is this real problem here

[grim sable]

But cleared it up with ModMail

[grim sable]

“Looking for people”

[raven rover]

Yeah, leave it it's not a big deal

[desert ruin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tKQyL3gT89U?si=XK0Ypb5FEzQYU0Rb
matto makes a good point here

[grim sable]

I mean yah it isn’t from the looks of it you didn’t even get a warning lol

[nocturne fossil]

pc

[grim sable]

🍀

[nocturne fossil]

thats just pc

[raven rover]

1 minute timed out.

[grim sable]

Same

[nocturne fossil]

a platform with the lowest playerbase and lowest profits

[desert ruin]

it is?

[nocturne fossil]

kinda is

thats what others also said

[grim sable]

They need to spend there money one way or another lol

[grim sable]

Not a lot of people lol
It’s a all or nothing
You can getfast lap times with it but it’s a gamble

[nocturne fossil]

poor dude

[flint flower]

Well, did you pull up with a car at least

[nocturne fossil]

no

[flint flower]

[grim sable]

pulled up with a titan

[craggy mica]

whats that

[grim sable]

Unidentified would be happy

[grim sable]

A discount in clothes shops I assume

[nocturne fossil]

if players commend u

u get a discount

u can commend players from the report section

something u do to help a friend avoid badsport as well

[grim sable]

And tattoo parlours maybe

[craggy mica]

wow

thx for information

[grim sable]

✅

Unless you wanna be there

[nocturne fossil]

blow up more mk2s

[green fractal]

Afaik, people who got "starred" with their message(s) receive the role. But don't count on me.

[nocturne fossil]

starred as in pinned messages?

[green fractal]

#starboard

[hollow owl]

I literally just deleted an image i had saved of this today

Bro

[green fractal]

You told people to commend you? (or whatever the feature was)

[craggy mica]

yup

[nocturne fossil]

i wonder how many commends it took

[grim sable]

Bad timing
This why you called Troy now

[green fractal]

Then you were too good and received 5% discount

[craggy mica]

I hope I won’t get bad sport. If I do, it’ll be 8 days.

[grim sable]

Last time I got this was like 8 years ago lol

[craggy mica]

from 4d to 8d (every 2x)

[nocturne fossil]

it seems like prestige is for people who maxxed out the levels on this server

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[green fractal]

Separated money on screen is not a feature right? Like $300,000,000

[nocturne fossil]

no commas should be displayed during gameplay

only inside pause menu

u might have run into a modder or someone tampering with gamefiles

[green fractal]

I saw a screen picture ( ) with some commas.

[grim sable]

[grim sable]

new acc stats

so far

[grim sable]

(Only done half the Dax missions lol)

[west stirrup]

FAK

[nocturne fossil]

if i make a new account on gta would any of yall assist me ?

[rancid parcel]

No

[nocturne fossil]

no voluntary suffering for me then

[rancid parcel]

Assist via Q&A is obviously but gaming no

[west stirrup]

Why

You don’t let me add you

Disgusting

[nocturne fossil]

chill bro

eventually

[west stirrup]

Joking

[nocturne fossil]

iam watching rags to riches by @grim sable

[grim sable]

It’s the best one u will see

[hollow owl]

What if I did one

[nocturne fossil]

if u can add this emoji ill help lol

jk

[rancid parcel]

Someone else can do the job

[nocturne fossil]

sup sour patch

[rancid parcel]

Iam a certified irresponsible individual

[nocturne fossil]

true

id vouch for that

worse than me by all means

[alpine basin]

Maybe

[nocturne fossil]

well its always fun to get threatned by speedrunners

getting blamed rn for not joining heist

time management is not something iam good at

nvm they waited xd

[formal lintel]

As long as you do what you do best you'll do well

[nocturne fossil]

what do i do best

prolly being noob

[grim sable]

Good one

[grim sable]

If I got time/ am able to yeh

[alpine basin]

You can have it for free
wouldn't take it for 80k

[nocturne fossil]

i want better macaroni jars in gta6

[grim sable]

Lol

[grim sable]

You will get them dw

[merry marsh]

pasta.png

[grim sable]

U want me to post one?

I got gifs ready

On standby just gotta find them

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

epic embed fail

[grim sable]

I got you

[nocturne fossil]

this mf is making me hungry at midnight

[grim sable]

Midnight snack?

Always on the table

[nocturne fossil]

no snacks i ate them all

[grim sable]

Btw I have one that would make u 🤤 u lucky I didn’t send it

[nocturne fossil]

ill search for something soon cuz iam stuck in heist xd

[grim sable]

||Actually….||

[grim sable]

What heist
Heist with randoms ?

[alpine basin]

About to try and do casino heist with people from lfg 💔

(Im giving them all the cut cause I know Im about to experience some pain)

[nocturne fossil]

lfg people arent bad as long as u can chat in disc

it was pretty smooth for me ngl

some dunder heads exist but usually i blame them or use some strats

[alpine basin]

Ah yes, blame them, thats what I do when its obviously my fault too

[nocturne fossil]

okay no when its my fault i just say "my bad"

i admit my fault too

then again i dont do mistakes much

[grim sable]

Part of the fun 😁

We like to make ourself suffer from time to time

Pain = fun

[alpine basin]

yea, my arcade is still in grapeseed to gl to whoever responds to my message 💔

[grim sable]

At least in ain’t in Paleto

😇

And you also do the correct setups lol

Level 2 Security Passes

[alpine basin]

tru

Im shanking anyone who doesn't get the 2 pass

[grim sable]

Same

||🔪 ||

[nocturne fossil]

technically

bigcon g6 can be an exception

when u come out the vault its just 4fingerprints

[alpine basin]

I CANT MAKE THIS UP

[vagrant gyro]

😭

Hello

[alpine basin]

I already had 2 people reply to me in that chat, added a note, and someone still did it

[nocturne fossil]

common phenomenon

[alpine basin]

omg hes level 5 in-game

im so screwed

[vagrant gyro]

Nothing VC can't fix.

[alpine basin]

I don't vc with people

[vagrant gyro]

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

these days i get really angry with randoms i just dont host casino much

[nocturne fossil]

so how is it

[vagrant gyro]

CMM with randoms

[alpine basin]

he sucks at grabbing + 2 fails and then the one run it goes right, desynced

[nocturne fossil]

nah i dont have the patience for this

i would defo be extremly sarcastic by then xd

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

not only am I hacking, but Im also grabbing more carts than him

[nocturne fossil]

xd

[nocturne fossil]

iam starting to get really pissed off rn

these weaklings cant give trailer nor can they fix the current game

a month btw

a whole month of server issues and disconnections

red dead included

[opal rock]

Maybe it’s you and not them

[nocturne fossil]

this happening to others too incase u do not know

[opal rock]

Ofc you’re not that special lol

[nocturne fossil]

neither are u

who do u think u are

[opal rock]

I think you took that the wrong way that was not intended

But it could still be your connection to them at fault

[nocturne fossil]

my connection was working fine for months

this is something everyone else encounters

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

people in tech support have asked about the catalogue errors multiple times

[opal rock]

Routing can change all the time, on the surface your internet might work but could cause issues like this.

[nocturne fossil]

its not on my end if its happening to everyone else as well

[opal rock]

It’s not happening to everyone

I’ve never had that error

[nocturne fossil]

u dont play much

[opal rock]

True

[alpine basin]

The servers have been having a tiny bit of issues, not a whole ton but I notice I get a stability error every now and again

[opal rock]

They’ve been having issues for 13 years lol

[nocturne fossil]

random save issues here and there

[alpine basin]

12.5years but yea

sure

[nocturne fossil]

when refilling ammo

[opal rock]

I like to round up

[alpine basin]

Just like the cheaters who say they have the 13 year birthday hat, crazy (they asked google when gta came out to larp)

[flint flower]

[alpine basin]

fuh 💔

Sure am glad I didn't do that golfing tournament they did a while back, I woulda gotten dead last on that bracket

Im missing all of the puts :(

[opal rock]

Got to aim away from the hole

[alpine basin]

to note the hole in one was luck, I am NOT that good, hole 3 wasn't that bad cause I just hit it over a tree, got within 3 feet of it then put it in

[opal rock]

That start

Pulling it back though