#gta-online-mk2
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😶
whoops
idk the emoji represents how i feel watching some stuff in this game 
really just makes you think
Back to work
Shuddup...
See, I'm right
No you r left.
this mf
what’s the level command again
!rank
ty
bro some piece of trash modder changed my friends vigilante wheels
does that save ?
i told him the crash the game via task manager
okay it didnt save for him
I mean he could always revert it back to normal wheels
we may have failed cmm but at least one thing came of it
CMM fail at humane lab? That's rough
valkyrie setup. guess how 
Did some dude try to rush the Valkyrie and got turned into swiss cheese by Merryweather
nope
they had a vigilante
if your next guess was gonna be they speed boosted into a train, you’d be correct
Nope that's hardly predictable lol
Should have just followed the GPS
I was expecting for an NPC heli to blow them up or something
yeah. imagine my surprise when i’m not even past the gates at merryweather and get the heist setup failed notification
we failed during emp too cause he didn’t wear a heavy vest and immediately got shredded, but quit the game to save the progress. he wasn’t so lucky this time
honestly if you’re gonna fail, make it so improbable that they ask how instead of yelling 
gimme some reason as to which between the mule or cargobob is better
i have reasonings but i need some re-assurance
i think the mule can lift more?
but takes more damage than cargobob
Mule has a longer hook and countermeasures
And it's a personal vehicle, unlike cargobob which is a pegasus vehicle
i should have worded my question better
i always screw it up
ik the basics

tell me about the damage and lifting capabilities
iirc it's able to lift a brickade
Whereas the cargobob struggles with it, losing altitude
the cargobob couldnt lift the vigilante
so mule might be the best option
the helicopter is for lifting and it does its job
Yeah, superior in every way
surviving pistol damages from cops is not a good reason enough for a cargobob
gosh
gotta buy the nokota, mule again
sweaty gameplay
Very nice 
what do i pick
big con with gruppe sechs, the vault entry cutscene is chef's kiss
.... did u do the strict minimum for the scope out
u did right
scope out again and take a pic of the garage door in the small tunnel under the dirt oval
You need to scout the little door near the horse track to get it 
take a photo of the white garage door under here in your scope, and go scope everything else out gng 💔
Roof enteries, side entries, everything or Ill explode
probably didn't even get the "optional" stuff lester text you for either 
what else do i scope out
yes i did minimum
just that door for gruppe
ok i took the picture of the garage for gruppe sechs
any other entrances i should scope out?
orw tv
or wtv
just that for now, its not worth doing atm, you are rarely ever going to use any of them
.
there’s one in the sewers for the aggressive approach if you haven’t done it yet
True quick entry to the vault
im gonna do the con approach for gruppe sechs
Unfortunately yeah
Do you have a penthouse as a side note?
i have an apartment for the og heists
wall meant a casino penthouse
So not a whole ton of stuff on your account right? I was only bringing up the casino penthouse because theres an optional item you can scope in agatha bakers office, which is cool to have
i dont have that
also can be used to practice fleeca drilling
is the casino apartment a good purchase?
im saving up for nightclub upgrades / mc businesses
gives access to some missions which will get a boosted payout on thursday, a free car and a few bonuses for cayo/casino heist
but overall very minor stuff
I'd do that first, its nice to have but not needed in any form of way outside of some optional content, and if you want the paragon armored car you can get from the story missions, I'd just keep doing the stuff you're on right now
Nc upgrades have 40% off this week
yes ik, i bought the vinewood (i think) nightclub this week
i only have a bunker for production
when im done with this stuff ill save up for a casino penthouse for the agatha baker missions
How much money you have rn?
Use acid lab too
1.5 mil
As a passive income
i have an acid lab i didnt know u could use it for production for the nightclub
oh i thought u meant for nightclub
Nah, I mean to say passive
now 1.4
also guys
if i scope out the draiange tunnel once
do i need to do it again
for cayo perico
no
all you need to scope out the second time is loot
Sneak to the communication tower
Skull face 
best seat in the house
watching a guy casually 2v1 (with a kosatka on the 2 team)
If anyone wants help selling stuff or wants to mess around in publics, Im open to doing so
Yeah sure, messing around in public is all I've been doing anyway 
Maybe the occasional apt heist
running around watching people fight, the normal things
well then I bring out my tank and make them regret shooting me, easy
then once Im done, I leave and go back to watching
but thats mean, it wasn't my fight
Ey, if they kill you first, that's fair and square
Actively killing everyone is asking for a fight from everyone
That’s fun though
Sometimes I want the entire server to come for me
thats how iam gonna throw levi out 
bring it on

With me coming for you, you won't need the entire server 
ill smash them to pieces
Why 😕


Im pretty sure even if I had the entire server defending me from you, they'd all lose
Ok I'm not THAT good 
no
idk looks pretty skillful to me
Skillful in making content probably
or spamming atomizers
We still gotta do that 1v1 someday
Why not now 
HA
Oh you were there 
that’s a first
That's a TRAP
You'll be found in a trunk
Watch as he pulls up in a white van
luckily for me i declined because everything i have is solo
how many people are in that session? (and do you have 2 slots?)
I left because i got scared
I shall gamble
I shall rejoin
good idea, Ill be morale support gambler
Why not, public session is like a wildlife commentary
I probably created a whole bunch of villians doing that, we don't need more
I'd rather watch people brawl or something :b
(or lose their money)

how do vpns handle with battleye and enhanced anyways, still the same?
Yeah it was still working last time I checked

Disgusting
How tf do you turn
you don't know how to fly upside down fully?
It is self radio 
Yeah, I haven't mastered it
Grok what song is Courage potatey listening to
its kinda like this, but I rarely use the mk2, Im hella rusty
Ah it got automodded
Shoot down raptor
raptor is like, you put an orb onto a plane and make it unkillable
Sent in DM
Clearly you are better in PVP than me, COD player 
Im not
you are way better, not even an argument
also whats with all of the bots sending invites
I joined one and got kd farmed one time
well, I kd farmed him, even though he had all of the vehicles and I had a pistol
Thanks blue dog
I'm not blue da ba dee da ba die
I can kinda fly upside down
Just the steering being inverted is so confusing lol
i have my headphones on in the kitchen with the vehicle warehouse noise on and there was a fly sound from the game and made me think i had a fly in my headphones 
i really need to sleep
gn

Gn
I assume Wall is busy or not interested
yea just not fond of fighting people that is on an agreed term, I do it more for fun, not for sport
They ain’t the sharpest tool in shed very easy to KD farm them lol
You can give them a arsenal and they still can’t finish the job 🤣
Smooth operator
monka
Ew
It is for fun
That’s the whole point of doing it with a friend
I just don't really like fighting against people I know, bad experiences in the past
Did you fight Drowi
I'd lose
I haven't seen them talk in a while, or I simply wasn't looking
I've watched them fight people a few times before but never fought them, they're pretty good
@grim sable sold my hangar yesterday in a lobby with 26 people all narcotics made 4.1m
Niceee
I gotta do one as well now
Ye
Well gotta get like 38 more crates then I can do it 🤣
It’s not that bad tbh the missions are just mind numbing
Yah they don’t take long it’s just mission variety not enough
But once you get it down i use my moc my night shark and my raiju
Moc for fir the trailer obv nightshark for rooster and raiju fir everything else
Pro tip lobby swap if you get the treasure hunters mission takes way to long
Bet
Why is that name so familiar
Used to be a regular here but by the time I started being active, they were talking less and less, even left the server twice
So I didn't really interact much
Just heard from Wall they're a good PVPer
No worries wall it’s ok
But Athena will fight you
Athena is a stinky jealous gal
She didn't hesitate shooting me when I pulled up in an MK2 while she was buying the car wash 
@rancid parcel stay in retirement
hi Traci
Helo
You’re 19 soon
Quiet dog
Grrrrr
Oh god
Athena you wouldn’t be able to get a kill on me nanananana
Weow rude
blah blah blah
Athena am I wrong
And oi, I'm the dog here
Yes, very, infact 
I'm relevant now
No, you r untraceable
Therefore your location is irrelevant, which in turns made you irrelevant
Boom math, science
I mean
If someone is untraceable, some people find that interesting
Making me relevant 
My auto correct keeps nearly typing Revelance
Need to consult google on what Revelance is, mi engrih no gud
I got the word from random word generator when trying to name my Mace in mc
And it's coming May 14th
Not only do I share a birthday with Pokemane
What, is it the noun form of revelation or something
Overwatch is dead, LONG LIVE TEA FOR TWO
Relevance is the quality of being directly connected, appropriate, or important to the matter at hand
It signifies how useful or significant information is to a specific situation, topic, or person.
Google here telling me it's an event in Mason, Ohio 
I don't trust urban dictionary, that site is too meme-y
Nutdealer
What
Rearrange Unaltered, you get Nutdealer

Sup Ceylon Musk
look whose bday it is 34hours bois
I think its 34 lemme check
I would day happy birthday, but that'd be lazy
What about the seconds and miliseconds while you're at it
Well I wouldn't have a name on discord if I added them
And I would have to spend every second updating it

Classic autocorrect

lmao
i think they gave this with the storymode character outfits?
pretty sure thats the case
i never enabled that skin
I use it
its a good gun ngl
i dont see anyone using it
its either the best gun they use or the most crap ones
Yea, login rewards
Is that really the service carbine
when i see high lvls use unholy hellbringer i just die mentally
Very good lol look at my load out
it can be if you think hard enough
I don't think
It Sucks can’t lie
Unfortunately
worth a shot
anything about mule and cargobob damage 
El stricker basically replaced the having to use laser or tracer weapons on night-time mission so true
I don't mind the unholy hell bringer but its not any great
Really isn’t lol
Tactical better
ik one lvl900 dude who uses that casually but most people dont use strickler
it has less ammo
i would consider that more skillful than hellbringer ngl
I really need to know how this guy gets white bulletproof helmet on PC
adversary modes?
Possible
I've got quite a collection growing in this garage
whats with the chrome nightshade
That Keitora is disrespected, the only right color for it is white 
nah
you don't like the chrome pink nightshade? (wit the rei)
Oh but the f1 wheels aren't wrong huh? 💔 (honestly forgot it had those)
F1? That's even worse
I got the same one not sure from who
Keitora sin
even has no plate (with a plate)
the guy is drooling over this
it deserves better 
There's no better then ts (these)
one of the cars closest to gta4 physics
silence 
the vamos is probably the only one in here thats not disrespected fully and has decent customization
If you ignore the plate that is
i cant see the plate either its too sunny outside
Yea I could never amount to you 💔
not even max brightness will help with this xd
I like darker looking games, my brightness is on default compared to what it was in the past, low
(or a little below, idk)
Bruh first 2 ones I started were this horrible luck so far
what is this
True gamer right here lmao
hangar ?
Yep
To much work lol
only games I play max brightness on are the scary horror ones 
Faster to switch sessions
i dont belive so if iam gonna grind it for hours
but if ur doing it just for a few mins true
Few short minutes yep don’t have a lot to source
Ye Ron be on some bs
Got la mesa now 🎉
He probably got an outfit editor or something, ain't no way bro doing beff, stacking tattoos on his arm like that on PC
Bro got the beak
Shat is beff
Buy everything for free, known glitch on console
2 consoles, netcut blah blah
He's beefing at the airport with 3 other people
lol
tattoo stacking was a cool concept until they patched
i dont think outfit editor even works on pc now
i heard its patched or just risky
Patched since battleeye
Both but neither
besides outfit editors are infact mod menus
i remember when people would speak numbers at the clothing store xD
i didnt know what they were blabbering about in text chat years ago
Wish I had known outfit editors existed back in the legacy days 
too bad websites like this existed long before then, just people gate kept them
https://wiki.rage.mp/wiki/Clothes
i was looking for this ngl
before buying outfits i used to watch people buy clothes
there was a guy who did a video on it
Battleye also killed LSCHax 😔
Who

🔂 start source —> go to location get crate fly back—>quit to main menu>start storymode—> switch to online invite only rinse and repeat 🔂
Life of someone who grinds hanger
🫠🫠
Why quit to main menu though
To Skip the cool down lol
Because i dont want to play

U cant say gta
steelie wheelie automobilee
first two words
How do people pitch aircrafts this deep recently
Like this dude is circling a small area
its normal
akula, savage and hunter are very versatile
as a heli pilot, if they aren't vertical, they aren't doing it right
Any helicopter can go fully vertical, just saying
How does one do that 
as well as upside down
Im going to my annihilator really fast
or heck, I could show it with a sparrow
i do that in humane labs pretty often xd
I've chopped a few people doing that before (they were in my way lwk)
😇

Its official, its no longer gta related.
Avg thing for me lol amount of times i been inside that waiting lobby
I was gonna say I thought it was normal lol
what support crew should i get
that one
cheap
all cheap?
Except hacker
rickie is the goat hacker
Pick the most expensive one depends on what target and approach
though given that your target is cash rickie isn't enough time
so christian feltz will be my hacker
yes ur right my target is cash
you don't have paige or avi?
no it my first time
doesn't matter
you need to own a terrorbyte for paige and all the signal jammers for avi
rickie, christian, yohan
cash is so slow to grab you want a lot of time
you can do full gold with rickie 3p but not cash
When you pick getaway vehicle pick Sentinel classic btw
ok so for weapons i pick karl?
should i pick better wweapons or do weapons not matter at all
Pick karl
Only on aggressive mode I'd pick the 2nd cheapest gunman
For smg to get headshots quick
Yes
for weapons what do i pick
doesn't matter, you can't shoot in the big con
Doesn't matter
well you can but you don't have suppressors
you won't use the weapons
ok
what is a passive mode
Thou art cheating
Omg text chat enhaned
I mean tbf i did encounter a passive nightshark while he was a ceo during an executive search
So I wouldnt be surprised if there is a glitch for it
But yeah pc legacy moment, if I dont know it its a mod menu type shit
Well does that nightshark have the mounted guns at the front
Didn't check cuz he was afk, but a ceo cant go passive anyway
you can't not have guns on the nightshark
Gta 6 in the big 2026🥀
Not the hopium stream 😭
I mean it makes sense
2026 and GTA** 6**
Man can TGG stfu
Hasn't he learned anything after being clowned on with the moon theory and hyping it up lol
Autocorrect is a good creation isn’t it
Nah it ain't autocorrect it's just me typing
Air cargo is cringe
It dry
Actually just under 1 hour
Like 4 minutes before damn quicker then I thought
I’m a ghost
What's the moon theory
The moon was going to be in gta6
imagine stealth mode not coming to gta6
but i'm curious
Imagine not getting prone in gta6
prone was in the leaks. inb4 removed
L put it back in the files
You need prone makes the game 2x better
the hell would gta protags do with prone bro
I can think many things people will use it for
Cool mission designs as well maybe
roleplay shenanigans
Your getting it
Yah crouching is minimum
prone is just an extra useless keybind
i much rather prefer the gta5 system of stealth again with cover too
stealth not exactly for sneaking rather bending slightly during gunfire
No need keybind just hold the crouch one to go prone lol
iam sure this will go well during pvp
It will gta PvP not like cod lol
it other words no
crawling on the ground doesnt save u from npcs or players
in a plain ground
its redundant unless u have the high ground
its role play type and serves no purpose
Cover system
the cover system has more uses
Comes in handy behind those low barriers that normally only cover ur legs lol
u talking about prone?
Yep
we never had a situation where it was useful in los santos
now i get that its not leonida
I had it in lsia once
once
Well I don’t PvP there a lot
thats not big of a reason for it to exist and have a extra keybind
even for PVE
in a game like pubg its fair
in gta not much
100%
Fair
just main menu
Word
@tough kindle
After u finish quit to main menu
Then join story mode
Then join a invite only
Can be other sessions types as well
Happy cargo grinding @tough kindle
@grim sable You are also one of those who also add fuel into fire.
My bad I was in cayo
Edit: first one in 3 weeks
I only join cause it’s a tradition at this point lol
Tradition ✅ fire❌

oh lord
rolexes friends are some dedicated people fr xd
the amount of retries to do the heist quicker is immense
aaaaaah
Why are we yelling
oh dam iam getting trasnsaction errors now xd
i like how when i make small mistake they tolerate me
they dont say anything
they just assume ill realize it soon enough
which i did ofc
Yah not gonna lie I leave when this happens like series a is so easy if not for fleeca it the easiest
u missed the point
i guarantee you've never done series a under 4:30
I feel like he’d know if he managed that or not
well yeah but it's like
getting 4min is not easy
you have to know what you're doing for that and i don't get that vibe
i don't know
hope this helps
but if you want rp from crates you should be selling them as each sale gives 5k
I kneuw i was going to combine vehicle sourcing with client jobs
what was the last time u went to public sesh?
idk maybe a month ago
alr
why
uh oh
i hate how i cant collect gold while the lock burns
whoever did that should get fired
Agreed
why is weed so hard man
could've been the god run but no i just had to land in that little dip in the mountain
Almost perfect
Mean while you have me doing cluck cluck with a level 13 character
Weird question but what's the best way to utilize the Iron Mute for vehicle stealing missions
You use the hook and pick it up 😃
Relax
🤣 I always chill
U park it outside the terrorbyte ideally (at a spawn that isn’t too small to land), or i guess the office helipad works too just slower. Also, when u become skilled enough and can steal several cars in a row without damage or blowing up u can take advantage of the hangar speed boost by simply flying it out
Like with the barge water mission ur ideally gonna want to park on shore and snipe most the guys so u dont get railed with bullets by the time ur able to pick it up
Aye thanks
I have none
Press F to pay me
E is forbidden text so i couldn’t say that back
Ha?
Yea definitely 
for the first time, i have failed a prison break by the demolition dying to merryweather...
💀
If the planes do not have any targeting priority on the plane, the buzzard gets targeted next
they died to the two dudes next to the buzzard
alright boot him (technically the planes are merryweather which is why I implied it), even though they say "military"
don't even give him a 2nd chance
professor was frozen anyways so didn't matter in the end
Wow, the free roam random bunker supply mission with the Vetir is actually so cheeks I think they made an intern design it
Execute this man
but I wannaaaa
(I struggle finding even randoms)
10 minutes for a lobby btw
Let alone find communicating teammates that don't have goofy internet
they didn't build rome in a day you know
They could've just used mod menu
We gotta wait until GTA 6's heists
It’ll be even worse
little cheater
says the wizard
the f1 vehicle witch
no thats your thing
idk how you even create some of your abominations
my prediction for tomorrow's weekly update :
Hangar crates x2 for the main bonus
don't do this to me gng Im literally about to run a full sale, with a 30 person lobby solo
good news : i am mostly wrong on those
the only times i got it right, there was certain pattern or it waw not really a prediction since it was in the newswire
hopefully, sold for 3.9mil
I got worried near the last 3 drops because there was 2 raijus and a titan 250-d coming straight at me but they got shot down over the dirt bike track by a guy in a sam site
cant wait for 2x document forgery again
stonks
tbh last time i sold my nightclub, a raiju did come but he did not attack me

oh the nade launcher, shame
I don't even have those on, not like Im having people use them
Rare sight fr
Had a raiju a deluxo and mk2 after me lol
Anyone think they can lend a hand selling special cargo in a pub, 21 people right now (only 1 warehouse), and I can repay by helping out with stuff for both if two players
Interesting
Yeah they ruined rome in less than a day
Lmao
Heist with randoms is a good way to make money and have fun
I got gifted money so many times lol
Like 5 million 1 time
324 million in the bank, I don’t really care about efficiency anymore
Same
Got 1 trillion legit
never too rich to care about efficiency
get 1 quadrillion
1.6 billion total
I got like 3 dollar
that’s 3 sprunks
3 sprunks more than you’d have before
or 3colas
people like to say the GTA economy sucks but hey $0.99 soda from a vending machine is fair to me
Try to say that when youre making 3 dollars an hour
99 cent arizona ice tea
pretty good steal ngl
That’s 1 P&Q and 1Egochaser
Or 1 pisswasser and 1 P&Q
Yep seen that before
I love it when my oppressors mk2 goes mach 2 right into my face as it I flipped it over
GTA physics am I right
Very accurate
i love it when discord tells me “file cannot be empty” as there is an attached file
🤝
Still looking if anyones up for it
use lfg channel lil bro
I am out at the moment so I can’t
erm acktrulally you can lightly use this channel for it, so long as in-game conversations don't progress too far that is, thats only two lines of convo
This channel is lawless, pardner' 
What happens here stays here type shit
”No one will hear you scream”

Aw embed fail
wow.mkv 
No worries I click the non-weird file link and saw it
He got marksman as well, so this kind of rapid firing heavy sniper with that accuracy isn't really possible 
is there any way to see how much you've made from acid sales
with your memory
Most useful Athena advice
you r welcome
Nope
Dumb
I would have atleast over 100 mill
Doubt it
I don't
You act like you use the acid, not selling them 
you drink it
Did you learn nothing from dax
budonkadonk
Maybe settings
happy to be an associate
💀
excellent, and make sure to sell estrogen out of the acid lab
i like the way you think
i saw your original message nice try
Same
Hanger cargo is a big prediction at the moment
Just hoping for the return of some fun adversary modes
I wonder if they’ll stack Vehicle Cargo
June DLC 
they will
Lesters reaction is sign
The bot knows something we don’t
That’s mansions part 2
Unless they changed their mind
They like to cut content a lot
🪨 ⭐ & 🎬2️⃣ ☕️
Emojis are a good creation makes my sentences shorter
2x acid
11 in 7 mins
Decent if true
670,400 2x
And with high demand (50%)
Just about 1 million
Rough calculation
So 1 cayo perico solo tequila + 2 coke
Offense Defense needs to return
U get slightly more ik it like 1.1 just about
Setups only ?
L
I rather have documents forgery 2x can’t lie
It pays like the same lol 100 something
Yah around 30-50k
We had all sorts of great things in gta and yet you wish for that.
Well better then doomsday setup imo
They pay around same
At 2x
Apartments would be worth it and fun
I wanna do pac again with 2x
Occupy and Air Quota too
Stunt races ?
Og transform races would be better imo
I like all the races lowkey minus drift ones they mid
Like the drift one where u have to get points to win
Bs if u ask me lowkey
I find that one kinda boring 
It is kinda the tracks aren’t that fun to go around in circles in
🫠 <—PoV me in drift races
I got an skill issue in these too xd
I don’t fortunately
I just hate how they work ngl
Me in races in general:
Relatable
But imma but Tracer first because that was Athena's pfp for a bit 
Oh wait
I'm now in fortnite
Untraceable > Tracer > Trace (my nickname)
Might go back to Agent Untraceable ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Boy
Crazy
No u forgetting is the bad part
its a gamble between me opening discord or not
Fair
Ur not a regular I see often lol
Caught who
👻
@hollow owl btw how do you update the hours in your display name, is it by a bot or some kind of timestamp
<t:1778715240:R>
like this
Nope, manually

Manuallly lol

yeah but using bot to assign username would be a solution
@hollow owl bot user name lol
didnt expect manually to be a solution
Manual is best
Yep
Reliable
dif

I was typing one handed while fighting 2 kids in a rvb map
I was typing while doing hanger source missions lol
hanger?
🪝
👕
i got a couple in my wardrobe

Don't jinx it.
Quiet
Why pretend
Its like clash of clans and clash royale players, they’ll say elixer instead of elixir
Where does the e even come from
who plays either of those games
Not the point
No
No what
You know what
Ok
Not reading allat
My b billywilly
did yall know the sky is blue
moderators we have a scammer in tech support channel
Back to quiet
Blue i see green

Just ping me or smth if it's not too late for me
Wait wrong place
Nearly got Excommunicadod😮💨
its an aight week i guess
the 3 deliveries with the pounder with sightseer app is a big reasoin to avoid public lobby
4x on land races is nice plus claimable coquette d10 at salvage yard
oh and 3x on hsw time trial
should be yeah
i think it was x2 in feb
why are they gate keeping this lmao
4x land races 🔥
2x sewage yard yay
Actually a good week WOOOOOOOOO
for real I have full hangar, full warehouses
yea it is, going to hsw everything
Birthday week yw
4x land races heh
man would be a shame if i'm only missing 1 hsw car in the enire game
Give me a good week to go for the Platinum
and leave game online all night and all work tomorrow, hit up the NC bonus finale
(the woodlander, i have literally every other hsw vehicles)
i'm predicting Bunker boost and Open wheel cars on sale
for tomorrow ?
Buy it now.
yea 🙂
1 time thing unfortunately
?
i mean u werent that far off with open wheel cars, lots of race related stuff
Did I miss read ?
looks like 50% all the way to may 27th
near miss is still a miss
2 weeks
coil brawler on sale, awooga. time to go have no brakes
anyway i alr have both cars at luxury autos for this week but i'll prob get some of the ones at lscm or at simeons tho
i do want some of those
side note no mention for any of the price changes right now
guess we will see tomorrow, who is going to scroll on every website to make sure ?





