gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

this is after killing him with a hunter like 50times btw

[grim sable]

Sounds abt right

[rancid parcel]

#gta-online message

Im was always right

[nocturne fossil]

🤣

[alpine basin]

wheres your boyfrie

[nocturne fossil]

idk xd

[nova comet]

Is that Griefers ?

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

Aei tink u ned lern hoew two spel

[tidal yew]

Like I said the the other day. Seeing ya gameplay makes people want to get in touch with u

[neon acorn]

Only real boyfries never boyfri(end).

[grim sable]

Good one

[rancid parcel]

[neon acorn]

Where's my cookie

I’m heading home from uni… can’t believe I had to wear shorts today

ugh

[rancid parcel]

I ate it

[grim sable]

gives 64x 🍪

[grim sable]

Had spare luckily

[rancid parcel]

Not for long

[rancid parcel]

Pvp is enabled

[neon acorn]

blah blah blah Valkyrie

[nocturne fossil]

he still hasnt left the lobby lol

[neon acorn]

ts ain’t minecraft hunger games

this is Grand Theft Auto Online

We are John Auto

[rancid parcel]

#memes-and-shitposting is that way

[grim sable]

[grim sable]

Well that’s what you can expect from a no lifer

Fighting loosing battles is there speciality

The one thing they good at

[flint flower]

blah blah u r fired.

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt even kill this dude said it out of nowhere

iam done xd

[grim sable]

Maybe sent by accident lol

[nocturne fossil]

grass is green

i bet he used google translator to type that out

[neon acorn]

[nocturne fossil]

iam bad

[quaint belfry]

Is it a bad thing

[nocturne fossil]

ive seen people type better using a translator than he has

[grim sable]

If your bad what is he XD

[nocturne fossil]

the type that hides in the agency and being pissed off

[grim sable]

People that hide in passive are a better player type to deal with lol

At least his not hiding in facility

[rancid parcel]

would it kill them to just type correctly?

or is there some bug with the phone that makes a typo everytime that im not aware of

[grim sable]

Nope they just suck at typing

I mean understandable if u type in the middle of PvP

[nocturne fossil]

he's hiding

[nocturne fossil]

its to avoid reports

[grim sable]

Ik

[nocturne fossil]

or he's just that much dumb

[grim sable]

I think “bichhh as nggaaaa” is definitely to avoid reports

[nocturne fossil]

xD

[grim sable]

But some of it is skill issue

Like this for example you know what his try na say
but like could have said/ formulated the way it’s written better

Robotic eng lol

[nova comet]

Damn Full N Word

[nova comet]

Sound like Speak alien language

[grim sable]

I think he wants some cookies

🔍

One call only guess XD

[flint flower]

Bogos binted?

[grim sable]

Yes Bogos binted

[rancid parcel]

Biges bontod

[flint flower]

Ey hollon is that the unicorn mask

[rancid parcel]

no

[flint flower]

r u lying

[rancid parcel]

do i look like im lying

[flint flower]

Yes

[rancid parcel]

look theres a car

[flint flower]

Where

[grim sable]

And a bird

[rancid parcel]

its on the grill, yeah

[neon trellis]

Ts guy still active

[silent portal]

Really weird, but I feel like I have an easier time managing driving between traffic on the PS5 than I did on the PC. even with a gamepad. Driving feels fun again on console, wow

[neon acorn]

Ehh, you have control over how much you wanna steer and accelerate on controller

[silent portal]

I used a controller on PC too tho

[neon acorn]

I’m confused then gang 🥀

What’s the difference, I’m sure you had higher fps on pc

[silent portal]

Not sure my pc was good but could've been better

[neon acorn]

??

What is vro doing

[silent portal]

maybe it's the controller. I used an Xbox one on pc

the PS5 one feels a bit more comfortable

[neon acorn]

Why didn’t you use a PlayStation 5 controller on PC?

[silent portal]

because I didn't have a PlayStation 5 lol

[neon acorn]

fml

[silent portal]

I have a gamesir with hall effect joys for pc

I fear the eventual stick drift on this PS5 controller

[teal gale]

You better

They made 0 improvements to prevent ts so you buy more later

[silent portal]

thankfully my local PC place mods controllers

gonna get the sticks replaced

[teal gale]

Peak

[neon acorn]

Don’t beat it up

[grim sable]

No just came back

[tame holly]

oh hmmmm yeah weekly update prediction.
uuuuuuuuuuuhhh, ceo crates x2 ?

[grim sable]

They make controls with out stick drift (haul effect ones) for ps5 but they on pricy side

I mean that or use duelsense edge I am using one for over 2 years now I got no stick drift but at same time I am not a aggressive user

[tame holly]

which btw they could be much less pricy since hall effect exist since the 90s, they don't so u buy more controllers and u give more money :)

but yeah in the 5 or so years i've had a ps, only one of my controller got stick drift

its def not as bad as the nintendo switch

[grim sable]

They make it pricy because you only have to buy it like once every 6 years depends how aggressive u use ur controllers

It’s a long term investment think of it like that

[grim sable]

Fr

[grim sable]

Ps5 controller IMO the best controllers when it comes to comfortability that’s why I like PlayStation they got stick drift but man are they better.

Though I give Xbox controllers the win for 360/ps3 era
When it came to pc+controller the compatibility and also the fact they were just a tad bit better

[tough kindle]

[grim sable]

[tough kindle]

In today’s economy in America wealth is hard to come by 😂

[onyx berry]

🥀

[tough kindle]

I mean if you’re cool being like the majority living paycheck to paycheck rn be my guest

Ask the economy

[quaint belfry]

[tough kindle]

Groceries are outrageous the housing market is fucked but with that said this isn’t the channel to be talking about this 💀

Definitely a #community conversation

[neon acorn]

I THOUGHT I WAS IN COMMUNITY

SORRY

[tough kindle]

Loool

All good we can continue there

[quaint belfry]

[west stirrup]

Mods ban them

[fierce mason]

I hate this

[quaint belfry]

You hate this image?

Or just images in general

[fierce mason]

No i hate that there is one left and the only thing left is bullshit

It playing golf
Idk how to play golf

[quaint belfry]

I didn't even knew this game had golf before this

Welp good luck ig

[fierce mason]

The hell does even or below par even mean?

[untold dock]

there's a number for each hole

even means it took you the same amount of swings as that number to put the ball in the hole
below par means it took you less swings than that number

[fierce mason]

Great...
now i need to master golf just so i swing right

[long cobalt]

this was so tiring

[tame holly]

yup can confirm did it last year (apart for the jammers that was done a while ago)
i did it in multiple sessions tho

[grim sable]

A Golf terminology explained in a nutshell

Par → finishing the hole in the expected number of strokes (different for each hole)
Eagle🦅 → 2 under par (if par is 4 if more then 4 usually 3 under)
Birdie → 1 under par
Albatross →3 under par
Bogey and double bogey system in game kinda random so won’t bother being specific but it’s just over par

[fierce mason]

This actually made sense

[grim sable]

Ay when I take stuff seriously I make sense lol

You can thank “rising impact” for this knowledge lol

It taught me a lot of about golf

[rancid parcel]

Nobody ever waters these flowers

Heartless people

[quaint belfry]

🥀

[onyx berry]

you water me enough

[quaint belfry]

whats that supposed to mean

[west stirrup]

[quaint belfry]

is it bad bad thing

[onyx berry]

plants need water?

yall dirty minded af not my fault

[rancid parcel]

My first thought was drowning you, idk what others think

[onyx berry]

[quaint belfry]

[quaint belfry]

you make it sound like that

[flint flower]

I did, with redbull

[quaint belfry]

now it has wings

[onyx berry]

no sir, water is better

[flint flower]

Does water give you wings?

Yeah, that's what I thought

[onyx berry]

actually im drinking coke rn

disgusting

[flint flower]

I'm sniffing coke

[quaint belfry]

where can i get that coke, asking for a friend

[flint flower]

Behind the gas station over there

[quaint belfry]

sounds legit

[onyx berry]

gas station ones hit hard

[lucid pewter]

I dont drink soda, Yes i have a superiority complex because of it

[west stirrup]

idc

[lucid pewter]

s

[grim sable]

Information that no one needed to hear

[lucid pewter]

hre

here

yeah edit it

[grim sable]

Typo
(edited so i don’t get banned)

[lucid pewter]

ur white calling me that on here

[grim sable]

I am from 🇰🇪

Do u still think that

📉 negative aura

Now who’s quiet

😭

[lucid pewter]

Ok

[wintry ermine]

You from a christmas present box?

[grim sable]

I don’t see the resemblance sorry

[real peak]

[wintry ermine]

From afar the blacks mixed together and the symbol looked like a small tie

[grim sable]

Yah I only see the tie part but not Christmas present lo

Maybe I have seen it like a actual flag for so long so I can’t see anything but that

But I can see the tie part but I can understand how it can be seen that way

I just don’t see it

[hollow owl]

Actual good week
https://x.com/i/status/2052107650033197235

GTA Series Videos (@GTASeries)

A new #GTAOnline event starts on May 7 (available through May 13).

Earn more this week with 2X Daily Income and faster Warehouse Stock Production from owned Nightclubs plus complete 3 Nightclub Management Missions to earn GTA$100,000 and the Cherenkov Tee. Nightclubs, Upgrades,

X · May 6, 2026, 7:26 PM

[west stirrup]

Im hungry

[tame holly]

wait double speed from nightclub is very good actually

yeah ok i'll grind nightclub a lot this week

thats one of the tier 4s i'm not sure i can complete before 6 (i still need like 30M from the warehouse)

31M just checked

sucks that the adversary mode is deadline again tho

[lucid pewter]

Clothes in gta are so trash

[west stirrup]

Why u mad bro

[lucid pewter]

s

[nocturne fossil]

go without clothes then

[west stirrup]

What

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

No

Made some decent fits with them

[fleet sluice]

next week stinks

need 50% taxi missions

[burnt maple]

Check dms

[grim sable]

Me to unfortunately they make me look like sweat
But I have few that don’t so it’s okay

The bad type of sweat btw

[fast bridge]

W event week

[covert atlas]

The 2x Deadline will be fun

[tame holly]

and for once u are right on this

[grim sable]

Interesting to say the least but not as good as open wheel or any other race type

Deadline doesn’t pay that well I believe last time it was double monkey the most I made from it (1 whole game) was like 140k

Depending on amount of rounds it can take awhile

So as money maker not that good

Typo+autocorrect

[covert atlas]

For money it’s not as good but the mode can be fun yeah. And it’ll pay at least somewhat okay now

[craggy mica]

What does it mean?

[fleet sluice]

means goods are produced 2x faster

[craggy mica]

should I sell my nightclub stock now since tomorrow the goods will produce twice as fast?

[teal gale]

Just sell when it reaches 1m

[craggy mica]

max stock

360/360

[fleet sluice]

….why are you at max stock

[fast bridge]

More than once

[fast bridge]

I’m at max too

[tame holly]

No no, only this time

[west stirrup]

Every event week is amazing because 2x on store robberies

[fleet sluice]

well you’re strange so i don’t question you

[west stirrup]

be for fiction man

[fast bridge]

2X crates was also a good week

[craggy mica]

waiting for double idk

[fast bridge]

I like selling everything at max

2X auto shop robbery is also a good week

[fleet sluice]

[hollow owl]

[craggy mica]

gta plus?

[west stirrup]

quick maths

[hollow owl]

No clue yet

We should know soon

s00n

[west stirrup]

[hollow owl]

Idk who created this, i just saw Clix use jt

[grim sable]

Same but I gonna miss most of this week unfortunately

[onyx berry]

did this guy use beff

eh its an invite bot nvm

[nocturne fossil]

bro learned what beff is and now tries to use it everywhere applicable 💀

[green fractal]

The fuck is beff?

[hollow owl]

Buy Everything For Free

Chat, do I make my psn name UwUntraceable

[west stirrup]

No

[hollow owl]

Then what

I can't add the bear 😕

[green fractal]

What is it now?

[hollow owl]

Currently its MrUntraceableIQ

But I wanna change it to something dumb but good

[green fractal]

Untracebearable

[hollow owl]

[fleet sluice]

the velum was not destroyed. however…we don’t speak about the pilot

[green fractal]

Well… Rotors chop.

[fleet sluice]

probably would’ve had elite too

[green fractal]

And if you try to enter filled space, sometimes game force you to other place, making you get close to rotors. I was chopped by Velum rotor once, game forced me to go from the front.

[grim sable]

How about UntraceableBear.exe
Or to much of tryhard user name ?

Using Untraceable by it self also works but I assume u wanna try fit the bear in

[grim sable]

I force the game to listen to me now days so I haven’t had this issue in a while

Pointing ur gun at something usual resets the games pathways

Flickering from ads to not ads’ing is my solution when game real stubborn

[nocturne fossil]

without much context i just feel like it was the guys fault than the pilots

[fleet sluice]

you’d be correct. demolition did nothing wrong

[nocturne fossil]

the pilot is demo?

so did he do blg after?

mb

[fleet sluice]

[nocturne fossil]

iam high af

[lime sigil]

get low

or you're gonna burn

like icarus

[hollow owl]

Nah, Untraceable on it own doesn't work, psn names are stupid

[neon acorn]

Shit like this makes my blood boil

[nocturne fossil]

i should get this livery

not the f1s

[hollow owl]

Weinermobile

[nocturne fossil]

sausage bike

[neon acorn]

When are we getting HSW for this

[nocturne fossil]

in our imagination🙌

[alpine basin]

0/10, no f1 wheels on the back

[nocturne fossil]

[teal gale]

Exactly

[tough kindle]

Wiener club is wild work 😂

[nocturne fossil]

[nova comet]

[hollow owl]

I wanna find my MMI pfp that Mikko created here

I have the Pride month one

Just not the og one

Oh i have it

I'm goddam blind man

That looks better

[rancid parcel]

Omg its my bank balance

[real peak]

Always been

[nocturne fossil]

look at you

going around calling people broke

dEsPiCabLE

[real peak]

Cuz Im broke as well =w=

[neon acorn]

Kitkat

[nocturne fossil]

Snickers

[neon acorn]

Mars

[real peak]

Me-...i mean meocaroni

[nocturne fossil]

take a shot everytime you hear banshee gts

id be in the hospital tbh

[flint flower]

Heyyyyy macarena

[nocturne fossil]

wat

[flint flower]

Nothing

[nocturne fossil]

time to take pictures of cars

i do wonder

[rancid parcel]

Oppressor mk2

[nocturne fossil]

[flint flower]

Now what the hell is this

[nocturne fossil]

prolly sillybillys vehicle

[nocturne fossil]

did u make that goofy outfit of urs xd

[flint flower]

What goofy outfit

[nocturne fossil]

👁️

[flint flower]

If you're talking about the cheerleader one, yeah it's saved, but I'm using my chicken outfit

[nocturne fossil]

what the cluckinbell outfit for fam

[flint flower]

Being an absolute menace in public sesh

[nocturne fossil]

so you like insulting players

[flint flower]

Maybe not verbally, no

[nocturne fossil]

so how do u be a menace in public sesh

i used the hunter

[flint flower]

You kill someone 26-1 because they interrupted your 1v1

[nocturne fossil]

and as you can see by my msgs yesterday someone was pissed

[nocturne fossil]

ive done this many times i enjoy doing it

they deserve everything that comes to em

[flint flower]

It starts a chain reaction

Eventually someone will come to interrupt that, and you got another person to kill

[real peak]

[flint flower]

👋

[nocturne fossil]

smh

[real peak]

[nocturne fossil]

u remember how to use the glitched socks?

[flint flower]

Ye

[nocturne fossil]

it still works?

[flint flower]

It works

One of my outfits

[alpine basin]

Is this like the exact opposite of the joggers removing your ankles?

[flint flower]

It occupies the same slot as the belt glitch

So if you use this, you can't get belts on your character and vice versa

[nocturne fossil]

belts, util vests, secondary shirts

[flint flower]

Suprisingly the team pants don't remove your ankles

[alpine basin]

No I was just thinking its funny people went from wanting their ankles gone entirely to now wanting them covered up more

[nocturne fossil]

no cuz u can see one of the pre-set outfits for lamar missions have them

[flint flower]

Goes well with shorts and skirts

Sockception

[alpine basin]

further proof glitching has a fairly common relation to poor fashion trends

[real peak]

That veri long white socks

Now step on water without shoes

[flint flower]

[real peak]

Ahhh...Im so dum

[nocturne fossil]

i have one as well but i made it a long time ago

i dont remember how to do it

cuz they keep patching stuff xd

[flint flower]

Same as belt glitch, but use the seasonal outfit

[nocturne fossil]

might be able to remake this with a different top

thats the old one ive made a long time ago

[real peak]

Totally a most Normal outfit

Just simple style =w=

[flint flower]

nice

[real peak]

I should download game again

I deleted to free storage

[flint flower]

Yes

[real peak]

[flint flower]

It's a crime that I could not glitch these shoes onto my cluckin bell outfit

[tidal yew]

[grim sable]

Interesting choice for ride that’s all I gotta say for this

[rancid parcel]

Glad Chicken Joe is no longer with us

[nocturne fossil]

the way i dress my male character is far different xD

also the most useless shotgun

its has 14shells not sure why

labelled wrong

[tame holly]

nah i'd say the most useless is the heavy shotgun imo

or whichever one u can get on cayo

[nocturne fossil]

its not useless if its fun

and cayo shotgun is fun

idk how to defend the heavy shotgun that thing does fck all

still like the look of it

[neon acorn]

That one is a cool shotgun though

[flint flower]

Why, he's a lovely guy

Discard tacticool, embrace the fried chicken

[grim sable]

It looks like combat shotgun can’t lie

[nocturne fossil]

redo the tattoos

i think there something called oriental mural

[fleet sluice]

i was very disappointed to learn that high demand bonus does not count towards your earning stats

[nocturne fossil]

thats some bs right there

[fleet sluice]

literally the only reason i’ve been selling in public

[flint flower]

Left or right arm

[fleet sluice]

supposed to be doing cayo and casino preps to do the heists with a friend and i’m here grinding special cargo

[nocturne fossil]

i meant right

it could be flower mural for right

[grim sable]

Only reason anyone sells in public is so they get high demand bonus lol

[nocturne fossil]

thats not the point

its career prog

[fleet sluice]

i did it cause i thought it increased the stat

[nocturne fossil]

or stats for pause menu

[grim sable]

[grim sable]

Got scammed i guess

[fleet sluice]

i’m fine with career progress stuff

done*

[nocturne fossil]

why bother if u have negative values tho

[fleet sluice]

i just want that number higher

[nocturne fossil]

who u tryna beat

[grim sable]

Himself

[fleet sluice]

it’s personal

[nocturne fossil]

🤷‍♂️

[grim sable]

Is it for a milestone?

[fleet sluice]

no

my motives are beyond anybody’s comprehension

[flint flower]

Looks kinda mid

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

high lvls have a different lvl of degenerousy and that includes me too

xd

[grim sable]

I am also a high level though

[nocturne fossil]

the hell u mean mid

[nocturne fossil]

what lvl

[grim sable]

300 something

[nocturne fossil]

bruh

that guy is lvl1300 and above

[grim sable]

I don’t play much

[nocturne fossil]

he's 1000lvls ahead of u

[grim sable]

I would be at thousand + to but grind ain’t worth it

[merry marsh]

lvl 300 is pretty uncommon to see nowadays

[nocturne fossil]

then in that logic he would be lvl2000

[nocturne fossil]

if we all had time we would

[grim sable]

Yep he should lowkey

[nocturne fossil]

but we dont

[merry marsh]

i would absolutely not lmao

[grim sable]

Grass

[fleet sluice]

i didn’t play for a year and a half

and this character will only be 6 in august

[nocturne fossil]

you gift him a big bag of grass for xmas

[nocturne fossil]

[grim sable]

I might

[grim sable]

Grass controller might be better Xmas gift

[fleet sluice]

grass mouse and keyboard pls

[grim sable]

Okay 👍

[nocturne fossil]

u on console

[nocturne fossil]

pretty decent for starting at2020

i split my progress

[grim sable]

Multiple acc

[fleet sluice]

rip my ps3 character

[nocturne fossil]

i feel like thats safer too

for pc

and more versatile one pc

[silent portal]

nightclub week time to push so many drugs

[nocturne fossil]

cops arrest this man

🔊

[flint flower]

Gonna be dirty after 1 week

[nocturne fossil]

clean it then

[grim sable]

Mini Pressure washer

[flint flower]

I should kill this NPC for those shoes

[grim sable]

Better idea steal them for a modded outfit

Still kill him though

[merry marsh]

not the toe shoes 😭

[teal gale]

Wym that's the trend rn

[hollow owl]

I have alot more

Too early

8am

[grim sable]

It’s time to wake up

[craggy mica]

whats gta+

send pic

[hollow owl]

No clue

I won't be home when it's out

Going out for a bit

[craggy mica]

🫡

[tidal yew]

Anyone on or need any help?

[grim sable]

Try Google

[hollow owl]

What

Proof mf

[nova comet]

When i don't Want to Talk against Griefers

[rich osprey]

GTA+

Free Vehicles

• Ubermacht Sentinel GTS
• Junk Energy Inductor

2x GTA$ & RP

• Special Vehicle Work
• Vehicle Cargo Sell Missions
• Junk Energy Time Trials
• Junk Energy Skydives

Clothing Unlocks

• Junk x Jackal Tee
• Junk x Jackal Wide Jeans

[grim sable]

Nice a free electric bmx exactly what I needed lol
(As freebie)

[west stirrup]

Aw man i read special cargo

[craggy mica]

🫳

[tame holly]

Vehicle cargo ? Fuck

I dont have GTA+ and I still need 5M from that

[rancid parcel]

Shock Baton and Atomizer are in the Gun Van this week yall

[grim sable]

Positive Athena rare sight

[rancid parcel]

Quiet

[grim sable]

Something good must have happened tell me

Actually tell us

[hollow owl]

No

[fleet sluice]

you’ll be very quiet as we fly velum.

[grim sable]

?

[hollow owl]

Athena would never be caught in anything except a Mk2 or Kuruma

Coming home now

[grim sable]

What it’s prison heist

[hollow owl]

Athena would go guns blazing

Or watch the peasants above in the buzzard

[grim sable]

I think this one

[hollow owl]

Watching the poor velum fly around getting tossed by Lazers

[grim sable]

Depends on pilot lol

Some know what to do rare but they know

[rancid parcel]

Prisoner, Guard or go home

No flying nonsense

[hollow owl]

Told you

[fast bridge]

W GTA+

I hope next month is 2X special cargo

[onyx berry]

nice legs m8

[flint flower]

thx m8

[flint flower]

Demolition or Pilot, call it

[fast bridge]

June 17th DLC?

[hollow owl]

Is it a Tuesday

If so then hes

Yes*

June 16th is Tuesday

[fierce mason]

we have a dlc?

[hollow owl]

Yeah, the summer dlc

Yk mid year one

[fierce mason]

...
Alright if you excuse me, time to bankrupt mr dre and rubio

[flint flower]

Mid year DLC gonna be mid

[hollow owl]

Dlc can just be on the same day gta+ ends

[fierce mason]

Hmm
Unless if it what i think it is
It can be the true michael dlc

[neon acorn]

wtf GTS for free?

must be my lucky day

[rich osprey]

Apparently

[west stirrup]

Dn are mid

Wait no

[hollow owl]

2x vehicle work for gta+

Meh

[real peak]

[silent portal]

Unexpected

[tame holly]

welp still useless even if its nice for bail office i guess

[west stirrup]

Welcome change*

[west stirrup]

Imoron ☺️

[fierce mason]

That's... actually not that bad

[fierce mason]

wait the Raiju is increasing its purchase!?!

I NEED TO GET THE AVENGER QUICKLY AND GET DISCOUNT!

WAIT FUCK I HAVE SCHOOL WORK
BYLAT!

[teal gale]

School in the big 2026🥀

[tame holly]

wait the pilot doesn't have an avenger ?

[silent portal]

prob

[midnight rover]

Wasn't this one of the most rare liveries in GTA Online? It's now in warehouse

[fierce mason]

Basically
Tryingt o sell car glitch would still work but it would reasonable take so long that doing cayo and dr dre would be more time efficient than that

[west stirrup]

Oh… my.. god

[fierce mason]

I agree
That is the worst nightshark i have ever seen

[west stirrup]

No i’m in love

[rich osprey]

Basically anyone that dupes is gonna have a harder time making money from it, from the sounds of it

[fossil dagger]

Hahahah that's what you get for duping!

[untold dock]

it is incredible to me that the "solutions" are this bad and this late

what rockstar could have done about 13 years ago is allow a player to only a sell a given vehicle model once

that would effectively kill duping and not really affect legit players at all

and they're still presumably not even trying to fix replay glitches

[west stirrup]

Gta online players are never happy

Who cares

[untold dock]

presumably gta online players

[west stirrup]

[nocturne fossil]

so how should they fix duping that doesnt affect legit players

[hollow owl]

They can't realistically

Or if they could, it would affect legit's in some way

[nocturne fossil]

thats the problem

[grim sable]

I think the games code is to old
that they yah can’t really fix it without effecting other parts or the game.

Like that one mission maybe the fixed it now
But they made some change a while back and it messed with a single player mission
(The one where you enter the humane labs building via dinghy)

[nocturne fossil]

they could give players a unique number

[real peak]

[nocturne fossil]

and if that unique number has the same license plate under it they can be punished

but then the lscm should give a different plate for each copy

and then again it doesnt fckin matter cuz modders would use that number to track people

[grim sable]

inhales Copium

[west stirrup]

Who cares about them not fixing replay glitches

[nocturne fossil]

me

mofos acting like ballers with their fake money

[tame holly]

yeah cuz bc of it u get higher levels who don't know how to do anything but cayo or the doomsday act3 replay

anyway i'm selling my bunker now, lets get that 300k

(with high demand)

[grim sable]

Yah that’s gets to me a bit to lowkey as legit player
The only time I have used the glitches is to help someone but I don’t just gift them everything

[tame holly]

hell yea phantom wedge

ez 330k for career

[grim sable]

Lowkey don’t remember the last time I did bunker sell

I remember it was insurgents though

[untold dock]

they probably can't, but my proposal would be allowing players to only sell a given vehicle once

a legit player has very little reason to sell multiple of the same car

[grim sable]

Good proposal honestly

[tame holly]

and thats celebrity number 6

[nocturne fossil]

fair

[primal sluice]

They have tried to, but it's still possible

Like, you can't do Cayo replay like you used to couple years ago

[candid veldt]

decent

[craggy mica]

!gunvan

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @craggy mica

[candid veldt]

nc 2x and yohan 2x togheter is massive money maker

ohhh and business battles too

pounder - highest plating or medium?

[untold dock]

if you sell in public put the heaviest armor on

[candid veldt]

I just moved to medium 😄
it is ridiculous how bad the pounder at ramming

[untold dock]

why

[candid veldt]

wanted to see if it is any faster

also removed the missile turret for miniguns

[formal lintel]

For that use 99% acceleration trick

[candid veldt]

I'll check

[long cobalt]

did the price of the raiju already increase or is that next week

[fast bridge]

“On top of that, we will also continue to clamp down on players who abuse vehicle resale exploits by limiting vehicle resale values.”

Let’s goooooo

Bye bye Dupers

[random mulch]

I can already see my friend being pissed about that one

[fast bridge]

Lmao

[hollow owl]

I doubt it's saying bye to dupers

[nocturne fossil]

this aint good news lol

i have alotta trash vehicles to sell

[west stirrup]

keep

[nocturne fossil]

iam selling the vamos

and arbiter idc if its good at wheeling

[fast bridge]

It is fantastic news

[nocturne fossil]

to you if u dont have vehicles to sell

i want dupers to suffer

but i have vehicles to sell

no worries tho its one vehicle per acc tbh

[fast bridge]

I do have vehicles to sell. I just sell every 30 hours. Anytime I get a free vehicle from VWCC or any podium, I sell the original

[nocturne fossil]

i sell mine weekly

just to be safe

and exactly

we get useless podium vehicles that needs selling

[lucid pewter]

I just got reminded of the concept of the podium vehicle

[candid veldt]

is it me or they also stopped giving meaningful multipliers to gta+?

apparently 2x vehicle cargo

[nocturne fossil]

it could be them trying make it not too OP for ones who dont pay gta plus

[nocturne fossil]

why is this chat inactive when iam bored

[lucid pewter]

This might be a sign brodie

[nocturne fossil]

btw this is my first gif on the server

[silk shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1394674329689526323/nerve.gif

[nocturne fossil]

ill be reasonable with gif trust

[grim sable]

I give you 4 more gifs before you start being unreasonable

[nocturne fossil]

per day

[grim sable]

Lmao

[grim sable]

Hm maybe 2 a day

Depends on the type of gif

[nocturne fossil]

i can see why they didnt wanna add the other emoji lol

[grim sable]

I want a anti brain rot emoji

Good idea no

[nocturne fossil]

post the emoji image in the suggestion posts

u can make one

but you most likely will get declined

[grim sable]

I don’t have one in mind lol

Gotta think

[nocturne fossil]

[silk shuttle]

[nocturne fossil]

oh wow we have someone whose even worse lmao

lets see coras ones

pffft rookie numbers

sorry but i really have to ask this

i have been busy irl

gta dlc when?

[lavish mulch]

is this week good?

[nocturne fossil]

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/327927620882792449 make a judgement

[nocturne fossil]

while ur at it ill take a moment yo judge you for ur existance

[west stirrup]

17th probably

What month

[nocturne fossil]

so june then?

idk bro i didnt watch youtube videos recently

[west stirrup]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

job, gta, job, gta thats the cycle xd

@onyx berry yo

[onyx berry]

yo

[nocturne fossil]

goto docments, rockstar games, gta enhanced

and then goto profiles

[nocturne fossil]

sorry not enhanced

i forgot what the legacy file was called but its there

[onyx berry]

the GTA V folder?

[nocturne fossil]

the gtav folder

copy the controls folder and copy it to gta enhanced

[onyx berry]

smh two folders there

[nocturne fossil]

can you screenshot it with snipping tool

or the relevant keybinds

[nocturne fossil]

you have two accounts

which one has the keybind? iam not sure

maybe pick the oldest controls folder within those two

[onyx berry]

aight

[nocturne fossil]

or just try both on the enhanced folder

[nocturne fossil]

did u have any custom camera binds?

the last dlc messed this up btw

u cannot manually change camera binds

thats a different topic tho

[onyx berry]

shiet

[nocturne fossil]

ill help with that if needed

[onyx berry]

can i do it again without copy pasting

[nocturne fossil]

u can sort the keybinds in the game rn thats far easier than moving files tbh

besides u might even make better keybinds

[onyx berry]

yeah imma check on YT and adjust around that

[nocturne fossil]

regardless the camera bind is messed up

not sure if yt has it but i have copy pasted the lines of code here

[onyx berry]

you have it pinned somewhere?

[nocturne fossil]

iam looking for it rn

on my laptop i haved it saved on a sticky note i can paste it when i get home

[onyx berry]

aight, il check yt as well in the mean time

[nocturne fossil]

i dont have it on my office laptop that would be unproffesional xd

[onyx berry]

no problem, take your time

[onyx berry]

i used to play COD in office PC on saturdays because it was mostly me there

[nocturne fossil]

what a chad

[onyx berry]

cant really do in new office, the backend technology is too strong now, detects it

[nocturne fossil]

found it

two seperate keys for one purpose

so u gotta configue which key u want

[onyx berry]

      <Input>INPUT_NEXT_CAMERA</Input>
      <Source>IOMS_KEYBOARD</Source>
      <Parameters>
        <Item>KEY_NUMPADENTER</Item>
      </Parameters>
    </Item>
    <Item>
      <Input>INPUT_NEXT_CAMERA</Input>
      <Source>IOMS_MOUSE_BUTTON</Source>
      <Parameters>
        <Item>MOUSE_EXTRABTN1</Item>
      </Parameters>
    </Item>

i see

[nocturne fossil]

nice xd

[onyx berry]

where am i supposed to paste this in, which file

[nocturne fossil]

goto enhanced folder and goto the profiles where you would see this

these same files would be in the enhanced folder too

[nocturne fossil]

under controls folder open the xml as notepad

u should paste it on the right spot or the game resets the whole file btw

[onyx berry]

cant see .xml

[nocturne fossil]

u havent made any custom keybinds

usually a controls folder should exist

and under that folder the xml file is there

[onyx berry]

oh so i make a random bind so the game creates it

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[onyx berry]

okay i will make one

nice it made a control folder

[nocturne fossil]

make the keybinds ingame first

and then finalize it with the camera bind

everytime u change a keybind ingame it resets the camera bind

cuz the cam bind doesnt exist ingame

[onyx berry]

lol

[nocturne fossil]

so fix the aircraft nose cam key first and whatever else beforehand

[onyx berry]

i closed my game for some odd reason

[nocturne fossil]

[onyx berry]

it'll take some time to load now

[nocturne fossil]

*an eternity later *

[onyx berry]

this one? what am i supposed to keep

[nocturne fossil]

thats the one

lets be fair that cant be the only keybind u wanna fix

there are so many keybinds that need changes

[onyx berry]

yeah i need weaponized vehicles to shoot with spacebar as well

[nocturne fossil]

ahem

[nocturne fossil]

no

[nocturne fossil]

well okay but use that for jets

[nocturne fossil]

can u send a screenshot of the vehicle binds

i think aiming driveby weapons was for the mk2 missiles

i figured this one after 5years

[onyx berry]

yeah i need that i guess, cant remove spacebar from cars or i wont be able to drift lol

[nocturne fossil]

thus why i binded it to aircraft

[onyx berry]

my toreador will shoot at every drift

[nocturne fossil]

my cover key is binded for vehicle missiles

[onyx berry]

that might work for me, will need to get used to it

but il just do for mk2-like stuff, so that should be aiming driveby weapons right?

hmm let me think carefully

[fleet sluice]

gave a level 20 a tank and they blew me up. honestly i cant even be mad, that was my own fault

[west stirrup]

Fault issue

[nocturne fossil]

u only have urself to blame

[fleet sluice]

idk who’s cayo boat i stole but i stole it

yeah i really have no clue, nobody has claimed it lol

[grim sable]

Back from the waiting lobby

[hollow glade]

Hellfire gaining on the GTS lul

Mobile 60 fps video btw nice

[rancid parcel]

It was mine.

[grim sable]

Smooth 60fps

[hollow glade]

Quality could be better but mobile always has some grain, but I’ll take 60 fps all day

[silk shuttle]

console players after seeing 60 fps for the first time

[neon acorn]

There’s already 60fps on new gen consoles

Oreo brain still loading

[hollow glade]

Ah yes, what a time it was. Not like 120 is really supported on discord videos. Finally got 120 hz on my phone so that’s 🧈

[nova comet]

What did i missed ?

[fleet sluice]

i should’ve drowned it

[rancid parcel]

A certain individual stole my boat then sunk it and im omw to burn their house down rn

[nova comet]

Wha ?

[nova comet]

Get ready for summer update

Im gonna grinding until 1 B

[fierce mason]

Let's go!!!
I cannot wait for the true michale dlc

[nova comet]

Michaele

[fierce mason]

U know what i mean

The mansion was good but in my opinion
Not THE Michael DLC

[nova comet]

[neon acorn]

It was what people have wanted tbh

Mansions

And Michael

[flint flower]

Most players just want to see how he's doing after the story mode

[fleet sluice]

he broke my tv :(

[grim sable]

“That's my boat! That's my fucking boat!" —micheal de Santa

[west stirrup]

Get shipped on

[grim sable]

The content was cut/split in 2 for mansions so maybe June update will satisfy our expectations

[fleet sluice]

id be curious how they implement that

[grim sable]

Probably a wipe of some type

That what they usually do

Or reduce sell value of cars

[fleet sluice]

that’d be pretty bad for me because i bought a bunch of gauntlet interceptors and sold them afterwards

[grim sable]

As long as ur legit ur fine

[fleet sluice]

i actually checked my vehicle sales the other day and i made 252m or so from it

[grim sable]

You can even request them to undo it but I don’t know if they will actually undo it

[fleet sluice]

i just buy something then sell when i don’t want it

[grim sable]

Based

[fleet sluice]

eh idrc that much even if it did happen

[grim sable]

True just a hit a few cayo’s and dr Dre and u get it back

Autocorrect gonna get me into trouble one day

[fleet sluice]

rockstar hasn’t given me peace of mind with account wipes, still see quite a few duped accs roaming

[grim sable]

Me: True
It: get better at the game

[fleet sluice]

doesn’t gta just come down to getting better

or worse

[grim sable]

It does ig

[fleet sluice]

or driving over that one guy who then decides to hunt you down on his mk2

[rancid parcel]

Sounds like me

[fleet sluice]

well you are a griefer

[grim sable]

No unfortunately

🔥😮‍💨

Played with fire and survived

[rancid parcel]

You started the flame and you shall burn in it

[fleet sluice]

i’ll fight fire with fire. even if it burns the house down

[rancid parcel]

Your house* sure

Let's do it

[fleet sluice]

our house.

in the middle of the street

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

wats going on here

[long cobalt]

@nocturne fossil can you go online

[nocturne fossil]

iam already online

[long cobalt]

you have a Mansion right

[nocturne fossil]

i do

[long cobalt]

I want to max out my strength

can i use your mansion

[nocturne fossil]

well iam doing some heists rn with some peeps so cant atm

tho they lost a teammate so iam lingering over here

[long cobalt]

oh lol

[grim sable]

You always here lol

[nocturne fossil]

cap i wasnt here for so many hours

i typed a few words inbetween multiple hours

[grim sable]

Wish sparky
Was here

He needs to yap more and grind levels

[nocturne fossil]

whats so special about sparky

[nova comet]

Which one better Modded Outfit

[rancid parcel]

That one

[nova comet]

Left or right

[nocturne fossil]

left

[rancid parcel]

Center

[nocturne fossil]

[nova comet]

Lol

[nova comet]

Left one its like wear 2 Vest

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

Wear 1 vest but keep the mask

[nova comet]

[nova comet]

Should i get Tequila

[west stirrup]

oh

[flint flower]

What, I never got that text

[burnt maple]

Up

[tame holly]

I also didnt and i have all 3 mansions

[grim sable]

Idk ask pavel maybe he has some stock

[grim sable]

Mini madrazo must not like you

[west stirrup]

wha

[flint flower]

Damn, I never clowned on him for being Madrazo's shadow like other players

[grim sable]

Tough luck

[real peak]

[flint flower]

👋

El KitKat

[real peak]

Hallo

Oh wait..wrong emotes

[west stirrup]

wha

[hollow owl]

No

[silent portal]

Had a friend buy me a month of GTA+ on the PS5 and I hate how convenient it is.

I just know it's going to be so much worse when GTAO2 rolls around

[west stirrup]

Yes

[grim sable]

Convenient in what sense

[silent portal]

collecting biz earnings and getting 2x on vehicle cargo this month LOL

[grim sable]

Oh

It’s easy on pc as well

[flint flower]

[real peak]

[craggy mica]

Yohan

[hollow owl]

Bro, the Benson is actually quick asf

[dense cliff]

[silent portal]

unironically you can whip the fuck out of the Benson

Long ass truck

[hollow glade]

And isn’t it not hard to boost too

[west stirrup]

[neon acorn]

“We'll give you what should be in the game… for a price.”

basically

[real peak]

[sturdy tapir]

[silent portal]

Not sure this is weed scoob

[quaint belfry]

I heard the trick is to drink all the beer , so you can drive normally. Quite counter intuitive

[nocturne fossil]

just the visual

[candid veldt]

I tried that Im not sure it works or not

[quaint belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

[olive lotus]

If you take enough weed you can get kaleidoscope vision and seizures.
Unless it wasnt pure weed idek

[onyx berry]

KTM ahh 🥀

[desert ruin]

get high squared

[nocturne fossil]

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

who you judging boah

[fleet sluice]

[hollow owl]

Never hearing Lester's stupid voice changer ever again

[nocturne fossil]

i want that voice

[nocturne fossil]

whats up pork chop

[nocturne fossil]

waddup sour patch

you both are held responsible for this chat being inactive

[rancid parcel]

Thats your job

[nocturne fossil]

u fired me

[rancid parcel]

Nah mah problemo

[hollow owl]

[grim sable]

Playing from scratch again lol

1k for g mission that’s the stuff right there

Only 17,999 more times and I can get mansion on this new character

Light work 😭

[nocturne fossil]

somebody donate this poor man

[grim sable]

[grim sable]

In need of any money I can get

Broke as hell level 4 almost and only 2.5 million

[nocturne fossil]

begging is not allowed in this server

[grim sable]

It is for me

Lol

[nocturne fossil]

i cant stop laughing at my own stupidity xd

[grim sable]

😭 same boat

But fr why Paleto dog

The one day I decided to do this

Gun van up there

[nocturne fossil]

why u dont like challenges

strong mind people take challenges

[grim sable]

It’s a long drive 🥱🥱😴

I can’t even call mechanic yet

[nocturne fossil]

use helicopters

dont bring the excuse "oh iam not high level helicopter dont spawn"

[grim sable]

Nah I am gonna walk I am strong minded

XD

[nocturne fossil]

a few action figures and high roller cards will do

[grim sable]

True

I am gonna do treasure hunts once I get that email

[nocturne fossil]

finish it off then and there

i had issues when i ignored it

[grim sable]

lol bet

[rancid parcel]

No gambling

[grim sable]

why not the house needs someone to fund them (not gonna be me though)

[nova comet]

[neon acorn]

Grr

Gambling need

[nocturne fossil]

stop

[neon acorn]

Blackjack

[nocturne fossil]

get some help

[neon acorn]

All on red

[nocturne fossil]

bru

[neon acorn]

99.9% of gamblers quit before they win big.

[nocturne fossil]

smh

[nova comet]

Me rn :

[rancid parcel]

You're not a dog, stop growling.

[grim sable]

all in on green bet confirmed

The electric baton in gun van btw needs a price reduction 300k is to much for melee weapon

[nocturne fossil]

bro omg

[grim sable]

Yah