gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

notice in all clips my character is in a constant combat stance as well

doesnt stand in the normale position

when u rob the cash register in a store manually that happens (can do action to remove it)

[fleet sluice]

i never rob a register

good samaritan

[nocturne fossil]

sacrifices have to be made

[fleet sluice]

welp xbox has died on me

rip my peyote plants

[rancid parcel]

[nocturne fossil]

you have plenty of rp anyway

[alpine basin]

neuh uh

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

@neon acorn have you asked if anyone would wanna partake yet?
I was thinking we could have people doing sales and then people doing games all in the same session so everyone benefits

[nocturne fossil]

in wat

[alpine basin]

Doing an arcade game-night in gta this week, as an idea

[nocturne fossil]

ohhh

[fleet sluice]

i need more.

i planned on getting to 100m

[west stirrup]

No

[alpine basin]

rich

[rancid parcel]

Go 8k or never going to sleep

[fleet sluice]

when job teleporting on console was easy you could do like 400k rp an hour

only needed like 28 weeks or something to do it if you never slept

[formal lintel]

Come to pc we got discord job warp

[nocturne fossil]

what if i told u i still got the default avenger

[fleet sluice]

id believe you

my avenger acts like it’s default

[nocturne fossil]

wdym act

[alpine basin]

Im pretty sure mine is painted like very bright blue or something like that

[nocturne fossil]

i meant i havent upgraded it

i have upgraded it but not to the secondary version with missiles and stuff

the default one has bullet proof glass the newer one doesnt

[nocturne fossil]

tactical

[neon acorn]

I’ll ask nwy and slim

currently at work

@alpine basin would you be able to post the timeframe for it?

I can invite you to my server if you’d like?

[alpine basin]

Any time works, just from monday to thursday, probably around 3pm to 11pm I imagine for a time frame, can do earlier or later though if its mon - wed

[neon acorn]

Oh, as in the time for it in Australia. I forgot what it’s called but you can use a command to set a timeframe that’ll work for all timezones or smth

[alpine basin]

<t:1777759200:t> - <t:1777788000:t>

[neon acorn]

Tysm!

[fast bridge]

Servers up?

[neon acorn]

Also perfect times, I’ll be able to get on during Monday and Tuesday

[spice inlet]

Midnight to noon for me lmao

Are u guys planning something for crew sessions btw?

[alpine basin]

No. Just a little session being hosted, going to be sell sessions / arcade game nights or whatever, the crew stuff is a bit dead atm and I left it a bit ago so no part in that for me

[spice inlet]

Sounds fun

[alpine basin]

basically Ill have my arcade up and running with every game and Ill probably be in there doing stuff with people, and then we can also have people selling at the same time and once they're done, play arcade games

[spice inlet]

Arcade games are fun, can also try races once everyone is done selling

[alpine basin]

Im not a fan of mission based races tbh, they're no fun on paper and strictly based on who knows the right vehicle for the map they've played 100 times

[spice inlet]

Yeah thats a thing I've observed as well, players who know their cars get an edge

[alpine basin]

Not just know the cars, but know the maps as well

Thats also why I never really played in the crew mini-game stuff, because people know exactly what to do, bring, and everything inbetween, it sucks for someone whose never played those before

[spice inlet]

Luckily I've always played with people who were somewhat new to races so we all had the same new experience

[nocturne fossil]

yoooo

i met a griefer

[spice inlet]

u know the sky is blue

[nocturne fossil]

the dude was pissed af when i beat him with cheap kills just as he did xD

grass is green

[alpine basin]

I saw a car on the ROAD of all places, believe that?

[spice inlet]

my fav feeling

[nocturne fossil]

this species of griefer i havent met in a while

[spice inlet]

'fork is found in the kitchen' ahh comment

[nocturne fossil]

he is shooting my penthouse up with missiles

[spice inlet]

lol

[nocturne fossil]

no griefer has been this desperate

i didnt even message

[spice inlet]

is he able to airbreak into ur penthouse walls by any chance

[nocturne fossil]

he is not that intelligent lol

[spice inlet]

good

[spice inlet]

oh no, he has the morse code name

[nocturne fossil]

it was 3v2

[spice inlet]

lmaoooo

defo a hacker

[nocturne fossil]

iam not sure but he cant aim much just ewo xd

what does this mean?

[rancid parcel]

Its best if you dont know

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[rose latch]

livestream yourself committing suicide with a shotgun

[alpine basin]

Is this even allowed here? And why the hell did @rose latch say it

Too many lvl 25+ people breaking common rules, theres not even that many of them

[rose latch]

go apply to be a janitor if you want to mop the floors

i care not if i get banned from here.. bunch of bozos anyway.. this game doesn’t attract the best personalities

[alpine basin]

That I can at least agree on

[rose latch]

Perhaps all those lawsuits and hillary had a point

[tidal yew]

Ehhh self healing?

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam thats dark

i wasnt familiar with that till now

[tidal yew]

Ehhh np people r like that

[tidal yew]

[nova comet]

Skill issue lol

[nocturne fossil]

that griefer was really pissed since i was a score above him

[nova comet]

Im really hate griefer even im avoid public.

[flint flower]

Not surprising for a barcode

If you're still in the lobby I'd love to join just to orb his ass

[nocturne fossil]

i stood about 16mins pretending to be afk

and he left after

[flint flower]

shucks

[nocturne fossil]

[quaint belfry]

[neon acorn]

“I own Los santos, kid.”

[neon acorn]

yeah I’m gonna crash out

Surely make it level 100

[quaint belfry]

[neon acorn]

vine boom and many others are so unhinged or weird

[nocturne fossil]

[ornate quartz]

Do you still play gta?

[nocturne fossil]

idk

[tough kindle]

vine boom sound effect

[flint flower]

Do you play Grand Car Thievery 3D

[neon acorn]

Courage would never play GTA

he would play minecraft instead

[flint flower]

I spend my time being roasted by a PC

[rancid parcel]

Do you play || || ?

[flint flower]

Yes I do play || ||

[rancid parcel]

What level are you?

[flint flower]

|| ||

[flint flower]

Chat, they've been in a traffic jam for the past 30 minutes, there's nothing blocking them

Unless you're telling me it's been red light for 30 minutes then this city's fucked

[rancid parcel]

what are you hiding on the right side of the screen

and you srsly setup a job warp for clothes shoping? 💀

[flint flower]

Yes.

You wouldn't understand a fashionista

[rancid parcel]

real fashionista takes time.

youre doing the opposite

[flint flower]

I buy clothes daily, it saves time

I even got a barber and tattoo parlor warp

[real peak]

[flint flower]

Howdy el gato

[real peak]

Allo

[rose latch]

the bot that this server has so the community can police that chat is because the average player of this game is 1 step away from being considered mentally deficient as they can’t even read and understand the rules.. there is difference between being so stupid you can’t understand them and not caring.

whichever one of you bozos reported me to discord that shit was lowkey hilarious.. even more the fact they removed it.. it is ironic as this server breeds mini mods.. and it requires mini mods because the community is basically brain dead.

[real peak]

What did I miss?

[flint flower]

[west stirrup]

What did i hit

[silent portal]

I think vine boom said something and everyone assumed he was actually telling someone to commit when he was actually just responding to someone's message.

Someone asked "what does this mean", and what he said was what the image meant lol

he wasn't actually telling someone to Livestream the Kurt mic 😭

Def 😭

[real peak]

Just normal tuesday afternoon in internet

[golden sundial]

People really gotta stop taking shit personally

[sacred oxide]

Idk why he took it so seriously, the violation was removed anyways

[real peak]

Take something too serious in internet quite normal day for me

[zenith olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1488883794575491243/20260330_185443.gif

wild

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

How ya doin

[real peak]

Dying =w=

[tidal yew]

Overwork?

[hollow owl]

I really wanna do the Tyler ok gif rn

[tidal yew]

I guess noob people do die early

[forest jackal]

[real peak]

Yea

[onyx berry]

stop wilding people i exist

i need to try open wheel too

since you dont get a chance to play races since they're so dead nowadays

how much you getting

oh thats good

[copper fossil]

not being able to use your own personal cop vehicle during the payphone hit is wild

[formal lintel]

Mission is already easy enough that would make it baby mode

[hollow owl]

Well they were added after Contract DLC was added

So I doubt they would code it in to allow us to use em for that specific payphone hit

[candid veldt]

I really wanna do the time trial 🙁

[formal lintel]

Not too easy but I just went flying through the mountains and I got it

[candid veldt]

yeap

[candid veldt]

explain

[hollow owl]

I just discovered something insane

[sacred oxide]

What is it

[hollow owl]

Wait I'm stupid

I was gnna say

High Demand Bonus = HDB = Happy BirthDay but it's not HBD, it's HDB

[sacred oxide]

[hollow owl]

😇

I'm so stupid

[sacred oxide]

Happens

[hollow owl]

I see u duck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1404729053629644913/gQSpiwB.gif

[west stirrup]

Old man emoji

[nocturne fossil]

chat REVIVE

[teal gale]

No

[formal lintel]

Basically just follow this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO125ZTXqNc

Although I went even crazier and got 44 secs

[tough charm]

anyways im glad i finally got a platinum on a heist finale

it was series a funding for those who wonder

but still i never thought i’ll see heist platinum again besides cayo

anyways we’ll do the most difficult heist next week the pacific fucking standard im worried we’ll lose our cmm run

[nocturne fossil]

all of them are easy tbh

on paper

id find prison break hard to do with randoms

[viscid belfry]

Real

I’ve always found Pacific Rim the hardest to complete with randoms too

[dark zenith]

At the part where u espace?

[viscid belfry]

Yeah

They rarely ever make it out of the city

[dark zenith]

Because they fall off the bike

Cant be that hard to drive

[viscid belfry]

Or get killed by the cops

[covert atlas]

Spend too much time trying to shoot the cops while driving and end up crashing

[dark zenith]

They drive straight into the cop car

And get one pumped

[viscid belfry]

Pretty much lol

[dark zenith]

It cant be that hard lol

[fleet sluice]

the velum was destroyed, the buzzard was destroyed, player died, the prisoner failed, the demolition failed, rashkovsky was killed, heist crew left

yeah ive only seen it happen about 10 times

most of them were from the prison team lol

[nocturne fossil]

gotta work fulltime again

ill be more active in this chat again

i bet most people are like = "oh no that prick with a martin madrazo pfp is running his fingers on the keyboard again"

[wintry ermine]

[nocturne fossil]

when did they give this?

[wintry ermine]

Reminds me of PUBG

[nocturne fossil]

there is no way i bought this one my own

[nocturne fossil]

oh for sure lol

half the lobby uses female characters with skimpy outfits like this

time for a quick search

[fleet sluice]

notice anything wrong?

[nocturne fossil]

the plane is underwater

the velum has been submerged

usually i need my glasses to see that small stuff

[fleet sluice]

rashflopsky

[nocturne fossil]

just rashflop

[fleet sluice]

i usually just go through the heist till someone else leaves but that one was just something else

[nocturne fossil]

sometimes i leave but sometimes i dont

[nocturne fossil]

cuz iam either playing a different game while being on the prep
or watch youtube

XD

[nocturne fossil]

apperently not a new outfit

no mentions of it in weekly

nor did i buy it

how did i get

[west stirrup]

Iots in the outfits section i thought

[rancid parcel]

How broke are they 💀

[viscid belfry]

Bro that shit has me dead 💀

[nocturne fossil]

that commen it years older btw

so they prolly more richer than you by now

[rancid parcel]

I highly doubt that

[nocturne fossil]

if they dont play gta now prolly mentally richer

[rancid parcel]

Hey im retired okay?

[nocturne fossil]

yet ur here

[rancid parcel]

Ok nvm they are definitely mentally richer

To the point discord account deleted

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[rancid parcel]

Damn...

You win this round.

[viscid belfry]

That’s what I said a month ago

Until I unretired because there ain’t shit to play

[rancid parcel]

And thats what I said weekly

Bruh

[nocturne fossil]

dont take this the wrong way but

if u dont have anything to play u gotta sort ur stuff out irl

spending too much time online really takes a toll on how quick u can get bored or not

[rancid parcel]

Me playing across 3-5 games

[nocturne fossil]

thats my point

thats cuz u touch grass

[rancid parcel]

If we counting phone games then another 4

[nocturne fossil]

my point is if u havent done in a long time its gonna be bordem

i gave up phone games a long time ago

its mostly gta for me on pc

[viscid belfry]

GTA is usually my go to game since you can just turn your brain off and you don’t have to sit in a game for hours like competitive games and such

[nocturne fossil]

thats my reasoning too

plus ik the game and the social aspect of it ofc

[viscid belfry]

Ye

And since I don’t really have as much time nowadays because I’m busy with life it’s perfect

[grim sable]

Nice to see my messages deleted

[fleet sluice]

[grim sable]

I got banned

[fleet sluice]

oh

[grim sable]

1 hour ago

[nocturne fossil]

for?

[fleet sluice]

lol

[grim sable]

Raptor being sensitive

[nocturne fossil]

its lfg related?

[grim sable]

No racism

[viscid belfry]

Type shi

[grim sable]

I sent a gif in community and it implied the N word

I didn’t know since I choose randomly

What ever at the top

[forest jackal]

mid conversation

[grim sable]

?

[rancid parcel]

It has beef with cat posting.

[grim sable]

That’s a War crime right there if I ever heard one

Or it allergic

If that’s even possible

[spice inlet]

it has a beef with u too

[nocturne fossil]

whats wrong with people xd

[merry marsh]

your avatar is a girl i assume

[spice inlet]

whats white knight

his character*

[nocturne fossil]

atm it is

[merry marsh]

[nocturne fossil]

basically offering protection sorta

eventho iam pretty okay atm

basically a whole war broke out

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin arcade?

Idk if today is the day

Monday - Tuesday

Today is Monday in Australia

[alpine basin]

I can but idk for how long, just tired since I started work almost 11 hours ago and just got off

[neon acorn]

No worries, I’m just confused on the times of your session

[alpine basin]

is anyone else joining on?

[neon acorn]

Nwy

I invited them just now

[tough kindle]

Bruh tf is this

[nocturne fossil]

it is what it is

[alpine basin]

God forbid someone wanna defend another person

[tough kindle]

I’ve genuinely never seen someone ask

💀 that’s a whole new level of simping

[west stirrup]

Do you not want a server bodyguard

[nocturne fossil]

ive seen him in a carmeet before and he was defo a modder

[tough kindle]

No not really I think I handle my self rather well

[nocturne fossil]

so i didnt reply back

[tough kindle]

And Ik Ceylon doesn’t need to be protected

[alpine basin]

I want one

I feel in danger a lot

[west stirrup]

Do you need leon

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

||people joining the sell session / arcade session seeing I wasn't infact lying about my arcade location ||

[rancid parcel]

||Where is your arcade location¿||

[alpine basin]

I promise it gets better once you have 2k runs in the casino heist

[nocturne fossil]

jeez

going that far just for a casino heist everytime is a chore ngl

[neon acorn]

NOOOOOOO

I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINISHING

[alpine basin]

thats why I didn't really wanna join your session, it was bound to happen

[neon acorn]

my bad, it didn’t allow me to join earlier :(

[tidal yew]

[flint flower]

Oh my days you still use the Grapeseed arcade

[alpine basin]

Haven't moved it

[flint flower]

Then move it

[alpine basin]

Im not made of money

[flint flower]

Right

[quaint belfry]

You like suffering. Or you like making other suffer

[alpine basin]

I teach and help others better themselves in strategies and knowledge, I teach people how to truly speedrun the casino

[flint flower]

By picking one of the furthest arcade spots

[alpine basin]

Idk, I've done quite a few casinos in my time, worth it to go there

[fierce mason]

Yes on all fronts

[opal rock]

Teach me

[fierce mason]

XD
Tommy didnt want that

[alpine basin]

[green fractal]

Just didn’t want to show names in case they are here.

[fierce mason]

Oh well then

Let's you know
Do the thing

[real peak]

[flint flower]

[real peak]

[flint flower]

[opal rock]

Katto

[viscid belfry]

What the shit ass, there’s an arcade there?

[rancid parcel]

Oh its missing a star, dont mind if I do :)

[flint flower]

u r hired

[rancid parcel]

Be quiet

[fierce mason]

Its up there but no one does it cause why the hell?

[viscid belfry]

Right?

I know there is one in Paleto bay but fack Paleto bruh

[fierce mason]

To be fair
Some people argue that the one i have at the very top of the city (the most expensive one) is bad but im like
idc
i bought the most expensive one for a reason

[flint flower]

If there's something similar to Paleto bay in GTA6 I'm going to crash tf out

[fierce mason]

There will be

its called paleto bay 2.0

its everything you hate about paleto bay but twcie worse

[viscid belfry]

Too real

And imagine traveling twice the distance bruh? 💀

[fierce mason]

At that rate
I may accept having a fighter jet spawning right next to me

[viscid belfry]

The cars at least have to go the same speed as in irl

[flint flower]

If it's scenic like forests and trees, I won't mind, if it's a shitty wasteland like LS, nah

[grim sable]

Now that’s a location

Perfect

[fierce mason]

oh dont worry
there no desert in flordia

[grim sable]

Couldn’t think of better vehicle to get to the casino 2k times my self

[viscid belfry]

Why is 70% of LS mountains bruh?

[fierce mason]

yes

but also because of a way to optimise the game

[viscid belfry]

Like imagine if there were more little small towns around the map and all, that would’ve been cool

[fierce mason]

the reason gta 5 is the way it is and doesnt feel like has much attention like gta 4 is because of the xbox 360

The map was too advance and there was a lot of things that was needed for optimisation

[opal rock]

Because if you leave LA that’s what it’s like

[fierce mason]

That also

[viscid belfry]

The routes in V are terrible, like there were a few different ways to get around Liberty City, but for example to get from Paleto Bay to the city, there are only two long and very boring roads that one can take

[grim sable]

I mean from what was posted on #gta6-discussion the Everglades also taking a big portion of the map in gta 6

[fierce mason]

wrong
there infinite way to get to paleto score

[grim sable]

Not sure 🤔 what they try na do here with this empty space

[viscid belfry]

True, but it felt like they could’ve done a bit more, ya know?

[fierce mason]

There two highway, the offroad, the mountain, the parachute, the luxury helicopter, oppressmor mark 2, kotaska, yacht, etc

[viscid belfry]

Like there aren’t mountains in Florida, yet there are going to be mountains in Leonida

[viscid belfry]

I’m talking about taking roads to Paleto and back

[opal rock]

As someone who lives on the coast this is what it’s like lol

You have the coast road or the bypass

[silent portal]

I don't want another round the map highway. Maybe just a single north south like 95

Trivializes everything and makes driving so boring lmao

[nova comet]

Rate My Driveway Mansion, Jesko Absolut (Entity MT) and Apollo Intensa Emozione (Tyrant)

[rancid parcel]

Take the picture again when its day time plz

[hollow owl]

All people in Open Wheel are so weird

All just griefing each other

[grim sable]

That some lobby lol

[tough kindle]

I mean that’s genuinely all racing in gta

[grim sable]

I just speed past the chaos

[hollow owl]

The lobbies i join have like 1-3 griefers

Not nearly all 15 others

[tough kindle]

I mean ye but for some reason people think you gotta wreck every one to win which is stupid

[tough charm]

tyrant is a waste of money bruh

[primal sluice]

no contact

[hollow owl]

I'm never host

[primal sluice]

that's the only way

[hollow owl]

I random join

[primal sluice]

In that case i'd leave until i get one with no contact

not worth the nerves

[hollow owl]

I cba to find one

[tough kindle]

Or just host it it’ll fill in no time

[hollow owl]

I just wanna hop on and do whatever

Managed to kill a low level by pinning his car and drying to the cops

[grim sable]

Join my randoms lol

Maybe better luck

Btw nice new pfp

[west stirrup]

Thanks

[grim sable]

Not you lol

[grim sable]

Pretty slow on ps takes a while u can join a public but like if only 5 people join people leave by the time u reach lap 3/10

[tough kindle]

That’s probably more due to the fact everybody wanna play bumper cars and not race

[grim sable]

True they get set back so far that they can’t be Bothered to finish

Or they literally just suck so bad they sabotage themselves

[tough kindle]

Idk how ps players set up lobbies either but ik xbox players turn off catch up cause it forces the lead to loose speed if he’s too far ahead

[grim sable]

Catching up with pure race speed the real reward so I agree with Xbox

I pretty sure my lobbies have also turned off catch up

And when they do turn it on I just block there racing line so they can’t over take lol

[tough kindle]

It’s just so annoying to be actual decent as racing and getting away from the cluster to just be punished in the long run

[grim sable]

Yah turn 1 is always chaos in open wheel kinda like real life lol

[tough kindle]

Especially since open wheel is legit the easiest type of car to Pitt with just hook your wheels with there’s and boom done for

[grim sable]

The best tactic I found is wait for some chaos to occur then start real clean racing when u start at the back or middle

[tough kindle]

If I start in the back I try not to get the boosted start cause you just gonna eat someone’s tail pipe

[grim sable]

I treat open wheel racing like f1 game lol kinda a sweat at it

[grim sable]

Fr

Most players don’t know how to even get the boost at start I think

My most recent race result is this

[flint flower]

Nice, I'm shit at racing in general

[grim sable]

Still don’t know how someone got 1:05.690 lap time I was pushing flat out the entire race and using the boost in the most risky places most wouldn’t dare

And lowest I get is 1:09.???

[tough kindle]

Gotta be quicker than that

[neon acorn]

Maybe you're just unlucky tbh trace

Like sure there are griefers but I’m never with them once I start

[tough kindle]

Ye if you can escape the cluster you’ll be fine it’s just the people who get stuck in it that have issues

[grim sable]

Yep it’s all about getting in front and getting a good start

[neon acorn]

Agreed

[tame holly]

Catch up ?

That's my only guess

[grim sable]

Maybe

Well I Lapped him like 2 times I remember correctly

So for who was really faster 🤣

[tough kindle]

That or since bro was in front they probably were just slip streaming off everybody else while king had the lead and had no way to continuously get faster other than the boost

[grim sable]

I barely got the boost in the race since I didn’t use my breaks a lot
I only got it when ur going down the residential roads on the hill

So yah probably how he got faster lap times the catch up and slip stream

[tough kindle]

That’s what I’d assume cause if you can slip streaming off someone back and forth you can catch up to the leader rather quickly

[grim sable]

✅

[candid veldt]

almost 15min trying hit the target with the truck (payphone hit) and I end up failing even tho I killed him with truck!

[green fractal]

Which one was the truck one?

[candid veldt]

thats the one

a random truck from the road, legit, not MOC or Wedge

franklin!!!

[grim sable]

I learn something busted about gta O every day payphone hits rp glitch was not what I ever expected to be a thing

I see

I am not big into glitches so rarely find ones that I heard of

I only really know of duplication,god mode,under map type ones

Replay and B2B also

[grim sable]

But I think almost everyone knows them

[nocturne fossil]

dude

why is this chat inactive

chat ReVIveee!!!!

wake up

[candid veldt]

hmm the driver doesnt follow the recommended route

bad screenshot lol

but in general he doesnt, which is odd

[onyx berry]

is this hydra icon

[wintry ermine]

Does hydra have its own icon?

[onyx berry]

nah i found out now its Raiju when its flying, when its idle its this

[candid veldt]

😮

crashed 100m from time trial end 🙁

[grim sable]

“Wake up
Don’t sleep”
If yk these lyrics 👊

[viscid belfry]

Time to wake up peoples

[tough kindle]

Moose

[sacred oxide]

"It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry we devour"
If yk these lyrics 👊

[grim sable]

2x 👊

[viscid belfry]

Oi

[tough kindle]

Oi

[viscid belfry]

How you holdin up?

[hollow owl]

Clucking Bell bro 😭

[tough kindle]

Better today forsure just stuffy with a cough

[tough kindle]

Cock is just a term for rooster 🐓

[hollow owl]

Well nahhh

Really

Didn't know that

[viscid belfry]

Glad you are feeling better

[grim sable]

The more you know

🌈

[hollow owl]

I see UvP in this pfp

[nocturne fossil]

bro the cluckin bell menu needs god

[untold dock]

unfortunately god isn't real

[nocturne fossil]

unfortunately iam naive

and

unfortunately that cluckin bell menu needs more items on it

and not just 🍗

[tough kindle]

That’s like saying chick fil a needs cheese burgers

[nocturne fossil]

phat burgers

[untold dock]

it's cluckin bell not mooing bell

or oinking bell

[tough kindle]

I can hear the commercials for this in a city near you come try OINKING BELL

[nocturne fossil]

i bet we'll see more JUNK commercials in gta6

the irl equivalent of monster or?

[untold dock]

i think junk is based more on red bull given the sports sponsorships

[nocturne fossil]

like the parachuting stuff n such

could be a mix of both too

what would it give instead of wings

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

i shot some random dude and suddenly got this score

i never killed that dude tho

prior

[untold dock]

glitched scores are so odd

[tough kindle]

Bro inherited someone else’s beef

[nocturne fossil]

imagine being a griefer and working so hard to grief that guy only to get the score robbed by some peasant like me

i was in a powersurge while the guy decided to attack me in a insergant

[untold dock]

is the carbonizzare actually the ultimate heist vehicle

(no)

but it's better than a kuruma

[nocturne fossil]

great car

i bet most people never threw shade at it

imma role down the roof and go pac standard bike preps with it

ill defo survive trust

dw i wont tell if i died

[untold dock]

i just did bikes with it and took 0 damage

need to try on hack but vigis are gonna eat my lunch

[nocturne fossil]

ik this too well xd

[untold dock]

godmode 🔛

[grim sable]

eviscerated

From a past life lol

That’s the only way u got this score card

fought him gta 4 O and that carried over lol

[grim sable]

L godmode on

[untold dock]

it is a joke in case you did not realize

[nocturne fossil]

bru

[grim sable]

😂

I joking chill

[nocturne fossil]

"you smell like baaaathroom cleaner" = some random cop

iam sure thats what it is

or?

[untold dock]

killing makes my dick hard!

[west stirrup]

Does it

[nocturne fossil]

nah seriously

what kind of insult is this

[grim sable]

A weak one

Athena knows exactly what type of insult that is

probably describes it better then I can

[grim sable]

☠️

[nova comet]

Nah its fine even tyrant almost like this

[nova comet]

Later

[nocturne fossil]

last time i cleaned the bathroom any type of cleaner smelt pretty okay to me

[tough charm]

dayum but it’s still not worth it for 2.5m

[nocturne fossil]

its not trust

get a tezeract instead xd

[rancid parcel]

No

[nocturne fossil]

he said "later"

[rancid parcel]

I said "No"

[nocturne fossil]

[tough charm]

“the humble overflod pipistrello”

[nocturne fossil]

a decent car not fast but regardless

any car thats not visually bugged i can respect

[tough charm]

i’ll tell you a fast and expensive car or two
grotti itali rsx and vapid fmj mk5 with hsw for a cost of a trade price mk2

[nocturne fossil]

those are the obvious ones

there are less obvious ones that go faster

highly doubt

bluds character looks very zesty

[grim sable]

Pariah being one and deveste eight 
Pariah also fastest non HSW Car (ik Bf weevil custom is like 2.4km/h or 1.5mph faster But ain’t no one driving that lol)

deveste eight has top speed without hsw of 131.75 mph or 212.03 km/h
and with HSW 151.75 mph or 244.22 km/h

pariah top speed is 136.00 mph or 218.87 km/h

I mean there is also the entity XF or entity xxr they not the fastest around but they look nice

I also believe u can’t get XF anymore though from in game website (it was on legendary)

LSCM only way to get it or the gift with friends stuff

From someone who owns it already

[wintry ermine]

Banshee gts faster than pariah by 2 mph I think

And dont bother using kmh. No one uses it (in gta)

[grim sable]

I have gave both some like to know both Kmh and MPH

The number guys

Lol

[wintry ermine]

If someone asks for KMH, they dont need to know, they dont know enough gta to matter

[grim sable]

True ig

I just give both though out of habit

[wintry ermine]

But tbh non hsw itali gto can be better than banshee and pariah most of the time

[grim sable]

Yah depends how good of a driver u are in game

Pariah is not a car u can handle that easily

[wintry ermine]

Torero xo is great in terms of acceleration and top speed too

Best non hsw, non electric for drag races

[grim sable]

I was gonna mention that but I didn’t think it was that fast

My experience at least

It was pretty slow

Compared to some other under rated cars I drive

[nocturne fossil]

such as?

cuz i appreciate the torero alot

[grim sable]

Bro I don’t remember got many cars

• I haven’t touched my garages in a while

[nocturne fossil]

u cant throw shade at a car and not elaborate lol

[grim sable]

Well u can guess since I drive a lot over og gta cars some don’t even have hsw lol

Let me try find some list one second

Ah wait got one

[wintry ermine]

From my experience, torero xo is the best drag car for non hsw and non electric car for drags

It has a stupid good acceleration with AWD and over 130mph top speed if I remember correctly

[grim sable]

Btw banshee with out hsw is slower then pariah i checked like 17.5mph

[wintry ermine]

Wrong banshee

Banshee gts

[nocturne fossil]

no

[grim sable]

Ah yep 2mph faster 😂

[nocturne fossil]

gts is much faster

[nocturne fossil]

where do u get this numbers

[grim sable]

GTA

[nocturne fossil]

so u assume

[grim sable]

No

Pulled some car site for gta

[wintry ermine]

Non hsw 2 mph faster than pariah

[grim sable]

Yes what I said

[wintry ermine]

Ya just confirming

[nocturne fossil]

i remember it being much faster but thats what broughs site tells

[wintry ermine]

Hsw is obv much faster

[nocturne fossil]

without hsw

[wintry ermine]

But non hsw its only 2 mph faster

[grim sable]

More if u do curb boosting but that don’t count

[nocturne fossil]

curb boosting yeah

by exploits its a bit more

[grim sable]

Athena wanna say facts so bad lol

[nocturne fossil]

athena just wants to fire people

[grim sable]

We all wrong

[grim sable]

💯😭

Playing with fire rn

[rancid parcel]

What do you even take me for

[grim sable]

A person who knows how to categorise insults

And a person that says the most real shit even if it harsh

[wintry ermine]

With curb boosting gto takes it

[rancid parcel]

Kinda sounds like me

[wintry ermine]

Truth will always come out

[grim sable]

Ik know my community well what can I say

[grim sable]

• I am kinda the same sometimes cause I could not be asked at times like bruh

[grim sable]

Type shit

[rancid parcel]

You can say || ||

[grim sable]

Wish I could read it lol

[wintry ermine]

Oh wait this isnt even #gta-vehicles

I thought it was since we were talking specifically about cars top speeds

[grim sable]

Yah took u long enough to realize

🤣

Ay it happens

We don’t care

Well most of us

[grim sable]

I swear I can read the taping to view thing just don’t work for some reason

Or you sent a blank space lmao

[wintry ermine]

Blank space

[nocturne fossil]

[tough kindle]

Is this a picture book? I can read those

[grim sable]

Not just any picture book it’s one Athena made just for you

Special picture book is what it’s called

Lots of big pictures (good or bad not sure but sure u will like it)

[rancid parcel]

You're late

Thank you

And

You r fired.

[tough kindle]

Typical

[nova comet]

Ah Blyat

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

[nova comet]

I had no idea what now

No drip feed updates latest Safehouse in the hills

[nova comet]

What the fuck you Looking at im Not Stupid

[spice inlet]

lool

[nocturne fossil]

[spice inlet]

thanks Ill use this a lot now

[tidal yew]

Looks like everyone other person has something to say to you after seeing ya gameplay

[nocturne fossil]

for the better or worse

[tidal yew]

Ehhh mostly worse

[tough kindle]

Skill issue on there part

[nocturne fossil]

not as worse as using a rpg to blow urself up

[tidal yew]

Tuna came in between

[nocturne fossil]

stick it in pork chop

[tidal yew]

Otherwise it was a one shot one kill

No luck all skill

[nocturne fossil]

[north marten]

finally after 13+ years I did something I wanted to do

[tough kindle]

Congrats now do doomsday

Also message mod mail for your new role

[viscid belfry]

some randos garage that I got invited to

why are people obsessed with bennys and f1s???

[tough kindle]

Burn it down

[north marten]

i'll think about it (cmm 1 and 2 no issues but ye distainf for act 3 lol)

[tough kindle]

Thermal and snipers are your best friend in act 3

[nocturne fossil]

who uses thermal sniper except for barrage prep

[tough kindle]

I do to see the jugs

[nocturne fossil]

minigun

[tough kindle]

I never use the mini gun

But to each they own

[viscid belfry]

bruh who tf be sending me this?

[tidal yew]

Yo wtf

You getting harassed

[viscid belfry]

mfs out here wildin

[tough kindle]

Shoot him then say no now it aches

[tidal yew]

Definitely this guy is been lonely for more then 100yrs

[viscid belfry]

idk where he even is

[tough kindle]

I’m sure he will find you

[tidal yew]

Caz his body aches for it

[viscid belfry]

I do not want to get touched

[nocturne fossil]

woah

[neon acorn]

What in the world

The Moose Man is being attacked

[nocturne fossil]

just saw this now

gawd dam

[tough kindle]

Well from the sound of that message you don’t really have a choice

[tidal yew]

Looks like u had some intentions

[nocturne fossil]

more like being disgusted

[viscid belfry]

oh hell naw

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

whats siriums ign?

i had someone in the lobby called seraneum

what in the cult is this

[tough kindle]

New activity called a heli meet like a car meet but with helis

[tough kindle]

Orb them

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

not a bad run considering it was a with a random

[flint flower]

No deaths? You're lying

[neon acorn]

Which heist was that

Doomsday?

yep it is

[neon acorn]

mmm $50,000 bonus!

[nocturne fossil]

Act3

[viscid belfry]

@nocturne fossil does the EVX have bulletproof windows?

[nocturne fossil]

no

[viscid belfry]

why not?

[nocturne fossil]

🤷‍♂️

[viscid belfry]

What about the virtue?

Is this accurate for GTA online revenue?

[tidal yew]

[formal lintel]

Yes PC players don't like to pay for stuff in game

[silent portal]

Maybe if Rockstar priced things better

Sorry my son, 4+ million dollars for a police car is not acceptable

[neon acorn]

Yes

[neon acorn]

It not exactly that, but the game was a mess on pc until 12 years later when they added enhanced

maybe if it wasn’t loaded with modders then it would actually be making money for them

[silent portal]

also their fault

maybe stop cheaping out with no anticheat and P2P connections for 12+ years

literally all rockstar's own fault lol

GTA VI is going to be the same P2P dog shit and they're going to wonder why they lose their own game again

develop a game like a cheap bitch, don't be surprised when people treat it like shit. all there is to it really

[formal lintel]

They'll make sixm on pc and call it a day, who cares about anticheat

[west stirrup]

Who says gta 6 is going to be p2p

[alpine basin]

Me, Ill make sure of it

[west stirrup]

Pay to play please

[alpine basin]

yea, obviously, you gotta pay to play the game

They aren't giving it out for free

[fleet sluice]

so many weirdos online. i didn’t reply to a guy for an hour when selling mc businesses and he blocked me and deleted every message he said

[alpine basin]

He was probably thinking he was going to have to help you back (if you were helping him sell), I imagine

Which really means his intentions were ||scamming, the usual||

[fleet sluice]

nah he asked if i wanted to do a cayo while i was solo selling my businesses and i didn’t reply

[alpine basin]

Strange, thought you were talking about here, too bad people don't wanna give me free stuff when Im intentionally causing myself to suffer

[fleet sluice]

they’re in the server

[alpine basin]

nuke them idk

[fleet sluice]

blocked on both discord and xbox by them how will i ever live

just realized it an hour ago

[alpine basin]

theres plenty of fish in the sea, even if the fish are all dying

[fleet sluice]

the fish are drowning.

[neon acorn]

hello

[silent portal]

P2P = peer to peer not pay to play

Actually investing in a server system means Strauss zelnick misses out on some of his private gym memberships so

Not gonna happen

[untold dock]

the simple fact is that peer to peer is good enough for the silent majority

unfortunate but it is what it is

[silent portal]

and it's also good enough for your game to be run through like trailer trash when script kiddies finally get their hands on it 😭

If only this could have been predicted...

[west stirrup]

[west stirrup]

You’re acting like a certain someone in this server

[grim sable]

Hello lol

[tough kindle]

Only on Thursday’s

[silent portal]

I have been a Strauss zelnick hater since the beginning

Whoever I sound like sounds like me

[flint flower]

@neon acorn I sure hope it's the right script lmao

[neon acorn]

W courage

I’ll check it tomorrow

[flint flower]

I did some tweaks to the script in 1080p to have the claw land in the center of them just to make sure

Idk about other resolutions though

Instructions should be in there

Mmmm, flex

[neon acorn]

Cute cute cute

I love Wasabi Kitty

She’s Aussie and the hottest

[nocturne fossil]

worse than yesterday

wake uppp!

[fierce mason]

no

[nocturne fossil]

[viscid belfry]

I guess it’s time to go back to bed

[nocturne fossil]

unacceptable

[rancid parcel]

Acceptable

Let's leave Ceylone alone

[nocturne fossil]

tuesday is busy and boring af day

time to see what kind of nonsense i have uploaded here

[viscid belfry]

Oh wait servers are undergoing maintenance anyways so I can’t play for a few hours today anyways

[nocturne fossil]

good timing

i cant play no-one shall

[grim sable]

@nocturne fossil here

The script

[nocturne fossil]

thnx

[grim sable]

Thank courage not me lol

[nocturne fossil]

i dont use ahk but i might look into it a bit to help others

@flint flower good courage

[grim sable]

goes into hiding

Best if he don’t see that haha

[nocturne fossil]

what got deleted?

[grim sable]

Nothing…..

Definitely 💯

Ur imagining it

[grim sable]

The wind

[nocturne fossil]

hopefully it wasn't my msg

i dont even remember typing anything offensive

[grim sable]

Not urs dw

[grim sable]

Also not offensive well actually depends how courage would take it

[nocturne fossil]

iam pretty sure he's chill enough to not care

[flint flower]

I did see that

[flint flower]

I am truly enraged

[grim sable]

You saw nothing

[nocturne fossil]

or else

[flint flower]

Anyway been spending the past hour trying to make a glitched outfit

[nocturne fossil]

does it have pants?

[flint flower]

Technically a mini skirt

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

black shorts

[grim sable]

“Technically”

[flint flower]

Nah paired with white stockings

[nocturne fossil]

technically

so ur using that racing outfit thing right? xD

[flint flower]

Ye

Spent most of the time waiting for some clueless guy to join It's a G thing

Imma use fleeca next time

[neon trellis]

Yo wsp

[flint flower]

wuzzup

[neon trellis]

All good hbu

[flint flower]

Fine and dandy, probably gonna head off to bed soon

[nocturne fossil]

show the outfit next time iam sure people will love it

[flint flower]

[tough charm]

coincidence or a good throwback reference

[grim sable]

Good throwback reference

.

[lavish mulch]

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

the npcs in this game are just a bunch of worms ngl

got run over twice

[rancid parcel]

About to be 3rd since im omw

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

[fleet sluice]

accurate, you are an npc

[nocturne fossil]

athena npc confirmed

[neon acorn]

See you at the meeting circle! 🗣️ 🗣️

[nocturne fossil]

😂 🤦‍♂️

[neon acorn]

Wait what the hell

I just checked and they say knitting circle

For 12+ years I thought they’ve been saying meeting circle 😭

and apparently it’s some sacrifice ritual?

GTA lore is insane

[nova comet]

working

Also New Nvidia filter

[nocturne fossil]

is that sims4

[nova comet]

Bruh

Its GTA

[nocturne fossil]

[nova comet]

Im try make Nvidia Filter like GTA 6

At home

[nocturne fossil]

task failed successfully

[nova comet]

Im gonna return grinding again because

[nocturne fossil]

iam not asking

nice try tho

[nova comet]

Ok
Anyway Still no Update GTA ?

[nocturne fossil]

no

[nova comet]

Remember michael say not trust mr Faber

He might be antagonist

[nocturne fossil]

we let the lore speak by june or july

[nova comet]

Im feels old play GTA V

Even Im also Play GTA San Andreas

[nocturne fossil]

still alot more for me todo in gtao

havent touched gta sa in ages

[nova comet]

My first gta Is GTA 3

[nocturne fossil]

mine was vc

[nova comet]

2nd is vc

Hard mission was Demolition man

[nocturne fossil]

i never failed that mission in mobile nor pc

[nova comet]

Ps2 Yes 8 times

[nocturne fossil]

skillz xd

[nova comet]

On san andreas well supply lines

And Wrong side of the track

[nocturne fossil]

there are ways to get them done faster

[nova comet]

Sniping Train driver ?

[nocturne fossil]

has to do with jumping the bike on the train via a ramp

[nova comet]

Oh that one

Have you did supply lines ?

[nocturne fossil]

i may have

i completed those ages ago

[nova comet]

I see

Long time ago while after The Green Sabre and Whetstone unlocked

That easy way to get Max health

Whetstone was Small area

Im mean Angel Pine

[nocturne fossil]

with the amublance mission i remember that strat

[nova comet]

I know before Head go San fierro

Im already did 100%

Also Territory glitch

[nocturne fossil]

on pc there are sites which can clean those bugs for you

they occur due to mission errors

[tough kindle]

Ceylon

[nova comet]

I see

[nocturne fossil]

[viscid belfry]

is it time to wake up?

are servers back up?

[lucid pewter]

thats a deep ass question

[nocturne fossil]

Moderators i have question

even gta related memes go to the shetposting channel yes?

[storm nimbus]

Based on a server suggestion someone made, yes

[grim sable]

L server suggestion

Or did I miss interpret that sentence and the suggestion just said gta memes are considered shit posting on the server

[silent portal]

You can see Dre's nipples poking through his sweater in Contract cutscenes. Useless information but I want to know why R* did such a thing.

[flint flower]

You have eyes for attention to details it seems

[storm nimbus]

This

Someone asked for a gta5 memes channel and the mods response was use #memes-and-shitposting

[flint flower]

Man I barely went to that channel

I just went to #gta-media if it's gta related

[alpine basin]

[alpine basin]

why are we checking out npc's nipples 💔

[silent portal]

it's cold

[flint flower]

Maybe the same reason why RDR2 players were checking horse balls shrinking in the winter

[grim sable]

Okay so I did miss interpret it

Now I know

[tidal yew]

[grim sable]

[nocturne fossil]

bro i cant breathe xd

cargo griefers aree so funny lmao

[nocturne fossil]

i cant stop laughing xd

this guy is so dumb

[grim sable]

Avg day in GTA Online

[grim sable]

And ur avg cargo griefer

[grim sable]

🤣