gta-online-mk2

[untold dock]

no i didn't bother eating anything on my second character

[viscid belfry]

I leveled up a few times but it still took a while

[nocturne fossil]

this character is just the spitting image of that movie

[tame holly]

only 11 more ms baker mission before tier 4 n°24 yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah (they mostly suck imo)

or thats just me getting sick of them after grinding them

[nocturne fossil]

the freemode ones

[tame holly]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

my god those are awful af

i have to do them for all characters its tiring

[tame holly]

at least i'm at 90/100

so its not a whole lot more

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

[viscid belfry]

Wat movie?

[nocturne fossil]

i cant belive u asked it xd

its so common

[viscid belfry]

Ohh White Chicks

Type shi

[nocturne fossil]

Arcane

character called jinx

[viscid belfry]

Oh is that what she was tryin to pull off? Bruh

[nocturne fossil]

well it looks accurate to me lol

just wrong outfit

[viscid belfry]

Inaccurate hairstyle

Arcane is a show bruh not a movie

[nocturne fossil]

okay what hairstyle would u put

[viscid belfry]

Ponytail

[nocturne fossil]

wHaTeVa

[nocturne fossil]

ill try it myself

[viscid belfry]

Get yo facts straight borther

Arcane is a goated show fr though

[nocturne fossil]

u know darn well ill never get it straight

[viscid belfry]

You should watch it fr

[nocturne fossil]

i never watched it but my sisters have

[viscid belfry]

I don’t watch animated shows or movies often but Arcane really surprised me on how great it was

[nocturne fossil]

ill watch it one day when iam at peace

imma recreat the character tho at some point

[viscid belfry]

Bet

[solemn furnace]

Gta online mk2 chat unlocked

Perks of being an active invested member of the gta community!

[viscid belfry]

Type shi

[solemn furnace]

Ill take this one 💯

[viscid belfry]

And not being able to send gifs from tenor in this chat specifically

[nocturne fossil]

try not to be useless like me

[solemn furnace]

Ill give it a try

[merry marsh]

welcome to the cool kids club

[viscid belfry]

Kool kids klub

[flint flower]

What movie

[nocturne fossil]

Arcane

[viscid belfry]

He means show

[flint flower]

It's simply because you are all sitting in the same vehicle

[nocturne fossil]

iam not

[flint flower]

Could be from earlier

It'll go away after the heist

[nocturne fossil]

still not

i pick nobody in my car

nor will i get in someones car

[fleet sluice]

are peyote plants still around

[tame holly]

just got done with casino tier 4

probably one of the harder one bc of the half damage part of it

turned the paragon into a race car :)

[fleet sluice]

at least you don’t have to kill every single person with a pistol before taking out a heli anymore

that was the true nightmare

[nocturne fossil]

we suffered this fr

they dont know the how much pain that was

[fleet sluice]

took forever

especially on the vineyard one or oil tankers

[nocturne fossil]

why?

those didnt take long for me

i just used vigi xd

[fleet sluice]

for pistol?

[nocturne fossil]

vigilante works

same with cashing out

[fleet sluice]

didn’t when i did it

[nocturne fossil]

use pistol and then vigilante

[nocturne fossil]

u might have shot the machine guns on it then

[fleet sluice]

the speedo custom worked but not the missiles on vehicles

[nocturne fossil]

that voids it

ah no vigilante worked

i did career progress for many characters i had

[tame holly]

dw i did the rooftop on casino one solo for the pistol only :)

the only time i had to do 2 player was for that mission with half damage

[fleet sluice]

the only one i didn’t do solo was the vineyard pistol, i did that with comfy when he was grinding it

[tame holly]

anyway next grind is drug wars, 48 ressuply before the niko bellic outfit

[nocturne fossil]

apprently u can use the armoured kuruma there

something TC1947 told me

i played it the hard way but its nice to use that when helping others

[fleet sluice]

yeah that’s what comfy and i did

[viscid belfry]

I love how Shawn and Ned Luke still embrace GTA V till this day

[neon acorn]

Steven has been a lot more recently imo?

Or at least he’s been around

[fierce mason]

He kinda been coming around lately
But he still hasn't played the game

[neon acorn]

He’s actually played before

With his son

It was a very old clip, I’m not sure if it’s still around

[fierce mason]

That's the issue
It's an old clip

[neon acorn]

Well it would make more sense to play it at least when it came out

[fierce mason]

yeah that i expect

[tough kindle]

🥱

[viscid belfry]

He should play the full game at least for once in his life on some real shit

[viscid belfry]

Time to wake wakey

[tough kindle]

No time to take a nap I feel like absolute shit

[viscid belfry]

I only slept like 3 hours and I drank some coffee earlier hoping it would keep me awake but the eepiness is kicking in

[nocturne fossil]

the ponytail doesnt work lol

have to do the same as the picture

[fierce mason]

Just remember that larzy is awful player okay?

[tough kindle]

I think I’m getting sick 😭😢

[grim sable]

🧑‍🦯

[nocturne fossil]

should have slept then xd

thats the best i could do @viscid belfry

[tough kindle]

You shoot a flare before this?

[nocturne fossil]

i did

[fast bridge]

Where do u start the new missions at?

[tough kindle]

Nice

[viscid belfry]

bruh

[viscid belfry]

dont do that

[tough kindle]

Trying not to trust

I think it might just be pollen bothering me

[viscid belfry]

I lke it, I think the only thing to change would be the contacts since she has pink eyes

[viscid belfry]

my allergies have been killing me for about a month now fr

been waking up with headaches, sneezing, always feeling my nose really stuffy

[tough kindle]

I woke up today and my head feels like someone smashed it with a bat and my sinuses are draining so bad 😭 my throat hurts so bad

But like only when I breath

[viscid belfry]

could be allergies or a cold, if you dont have a fever its prob just allergies

[tough kindle]

I definitely don’t have a fever

Probably doesn’t help I use an ac unit so it’s probably sucking pollen into my house vs me using my central ac unit cause it’s broken

I took zertec so hopefully it helps

[viscid belfry]

oh yeah that definitely doesnt help, it'll make you feel worse, even if its not pointing directly at you

[loud pebble]

I remember taking zertec

[viscid belfry]

my allergies were so bad I took 4 allergy pills, I realized later that those pills were so strong that youre only supposed to take one for 24 hours, I felt terrible the rest of that day 😭

[tough kindle]

I had to double check my zertec after reading this cause I was about to take another and it is indeed meant to be 1 every 24 hours

[untold dock]

fucking hell down chiliad is the actual spawn of satan

took quite a few attempts

[grim sable]

lol

[grim sable]

“Spawn of satan” is praising it’s difficulty a bit to much
As in it not that difficult to do

Getting getting to ur bike if u fall off is the hard part lmao

[viscid belfry]

Yeah don’t od on allergy drugs fr 💀

[tough kindle]

Idk seems tempting if I stop feeling this way

[viscid belfry]

Trust me you feel even worse, I speak from experience. One thing you’ll notice is how extremely dry your eyes, nose and throat feel. I was constantly getting nosebleeds when I took too many of them dam pills

[tough kindle]

Jesus ight you scared me into not doing it

[neon acorn]

Don’t od on anything.

[flint flower]

[viscid belfry]

On some real shi

[nocturne fossil]

jeezus moose

[viscid belfry]

Wat did I do?

[fierce mason]

everything

[viscid belfry]

[real peak]

[flint flower]

No more sunset

[nocturne fossil]

we aint talking about that crew wallpaper u got

[flint flower]

It's not that bad

[lunar hedge]

tuff

[alpine basin]

Could be worse, like the black bar crew emblems

[flint flower]

Or my previous emblems before this

[loud pebble]

Could be way worse

[lunar hedge]

i love my crew emblem

its the playboy bunny

[rancid parcel]

Ariana fan huh

[real peak]

[west stirrup]

Hlloa

[craggy mica]

cool

another

[flint flower]

She's just an instagram girl

[rancid parcel]

[flint flower]

[hollow owl]

[tame holly]

Uh ?

a lvl 130 who hasnt done fleeca as host ?

he doesn't skip the cutscene

[alpine basin]

People when they realize over 80% of the community hasn't played apartment heist

[tame holly]

yeah but i expect at least fleeca

just by curiosity

i understand prison break cuz randoms but not fleeca

nvm i think he is afk

of course since he did not put me as driller he is still hacking, i think i'll fail the mission now

[sacred oxide]

Why are you in fleeca anyways

[tame holly]

got an invite from a random and thought it would be an easy 100k for career progress

it would've been had he put me as driller

[flint flower]

Ah yes the Fleeca gamble

[flint flower]

Me who just wants to watch the cutscenes again:

[grim sable]

Easy money yah

[grim sable]

Oof I assume some shenanigans occurred

[neon acorn]

“Why do I need 4 players!”

[grim sable]

GTA best designed game of all time no debate

[neon acorn]

I mean at the time, sure

Because it would be impossible to not get players for heists

But now it’s a ghost town

[grim sable]

Tell me about it lol I remember when I tried doing prison heist after coming back from a very long break I was waiting for 1hour got no one to join

They just join then back out immediately

When they do join lol

[hollow owl]

No, they are just bad

[grim sable]

Skill issue kills a player every day

Level 472 and can’t drive nice 🤩

[grim sable]

How to spot a mk2 player without seeing them fly it

[flint flower]

@rancid parcel

[rancid parcel]

Low level, not even close to me

[sharp flower]

I love flying planes/helicopters with missile lock on jammer. Its always fun seeing how good griefers aim actually are.

[quaint belfry]

Level 8000 or higher is the threshold

[hollow owl]

Lies

Tried to pit maneuver me

So I break checked went flying off infront of me

[candid veldt]

I think bots

I swear I been seeing too many players just acting unhuman

but at the same time I never heard of gtao bots like that

[sharp flower]

Is that even possible?

[quaint belfry]

If you imagine hard enough

[onyx berry]

91 y/o athena

[candid veldt]

😄

[quaint belfry]

@rancid parcel is that true

[onyx berry]

debunked

[sacred oxide]

[candid veldt]

what why 91 is thought to be age?

maybe birthyear

[sacred oxide]

Hmmmm

[onyx berry]

you're onto something

[candid veldt]

😄

[onyx berry]

we're getting close

[sacred oxide]

We're soon to get it

[candid veldt]

maybe birth date, 9/1 or 1/9

[sacred oxide]

Nah, birth year sounds more accurate

[candid veldt]

IQ

[sacred oxide]

Old ahh

[candid veldt]

91 isnt old!

[grim sable]

Athena 🦖

Bomo asking for trouble

[candid veldt]

bust size?

[sacred oxide]

what is going to happen

[onyx berry]

[quaint belfry]

xx chromosome refering to female.
91 year old?
You might be cooking

[sacred oxide]

[grim sable]

☠️

[sacred oxide]

Nah gang

[onyx berry]

i leave before she starts hulk smashing

[grim sable]

Someone dying today

[sacred oxide]

Before she thruggs us

[grim sable]

No me

[quaint belfry]

Ban hammer

[candid veldt]

10 billion people, lots dying today

[sacred oxide]

What source are you using to get 10b 😭🥀🙏🏼

[candid veldt]

not enough tho 💀

[grim sable]

Everyone in that race is gonna get orbed on sight

[candid veldt]

we getting close

[quaint belfry]

Last time I checked it was 8b

[onyx berry]

10B ? brotermelon

[sacred oxide]

Humanity might die before reaching 10b

[candid veldt]

8.3 now

[quaint belfry]

[onyx berry]

asteroid

is coming

[candid veldt]

a big one?

[grim sable]

Just checked

8,290,399,816 is current world population estimate still increasing

[candid veldt]

a-steroid

[sacred oxide]

A woman just gave birth

[grim sable]

No shit

[quaint belfry]

Someone just died

[onyx berry]

we should count animals in this number

[candid veldt]

that also happenened

[grim sable]

Also no shit

[sacred oxide]

How this chat be moving

[onyx berry]

death

[onyx berry]

[sacred oxide]

I be thinking about death

And the afterlife

Wondering how it is

[quaint belfry]

I am thinking about ban or mute at anytime summoning upon us

[grim sable]

43,773,920 extra people since 2026 approximately
20,626,604
RIPs 2026

Interesting data

[onyx berry]

Interesting*

[grim sable]

Typo forgive me

[onyx berry]

[loud pebble]

probably isn’t one

[sacred oxide]

Damn who got you depressed like that

[loud pebble]

my gta girlfriend

she dumped me

[sacred oxide]

Oh well

[tidal yew]

Ehhhhh

[craggy mica]

how do u know

name website?

[nocturne fossil]

[grim sable]

Worldometer

[grim sable]

[tribal oar]

[grim sable]

[tough kindle]

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

moderators the tech channel has a spammer

[hollow owl]

No

You do it

[nocturne fossil]

[candid veldt]

anyone did the time trial in a car?

[lavish mulch]

on foot

[tame holly]

Not me

I hakuchou drag it

Might be doable in the monstrociti ?

[grim sable]

I thought about it then I thought to myself to easy I am gonna fly there

Yet to make it by doing it btw

Damn hit boxes on Mt chilliad kept flinging either me or my bike to Narnia and since I die on the side of the mountain

I gotta climb or walk my way to the bike which is on the opposite side of the world from me

[nocturne fossil]

what a dissapointment the el strickler rifle was

[tough kindle]

😭 turns out I’m sick go me

[grim sable]

Go monkey

😭

[tough kindle]

Swear

Been sleeping hard since I got off at noon 😭 it’s 68f in my house I’m in just shorts one tiny blanket and I’m drenched in sweat

[golden sundial]

Relatable

Can't wait for when it's 48°C again

[tough kindle]

🥺 I was talking bout f but I bet I work in 0c > -15c at work

[viscid belfry]

Fuck

[viscid belfry]

It good though

[nocturne fossil]

good?

how good are we talking about

it can kill npcs for sure

but how quick and efficiently?

[nocturne fossil]

forget about this for sec it doesnt have a unique sound either

[tough kindle]

put me out my misery gang

[nocturne fossil]

i like appearence and the blue light but thats it

[viscid belfry]

I’m talking about it being able to track from a further distance

[viscid belfry]

Just gotta push through it gang, get plenty of rest along with drinking plenty of fluids

[tough kindle]

I’ve been sleeping since 12 😢 I’m obviously sweating it out

[alpine basin]

wait I was joking why did they add this to gta+
1.5x might be criminal

[viscid belfry]

Hope you feel better soon brotha

[viscid belfry]

Haha very funny

Brother what in the actual fuck is R* thinking when they do these kinds of things?

[grim sable]

I think they listening in on you

[viscid belfry]

It’s like when they were paying associates 3x for just being an associate

Like you can’t buy anything with these low of payouts it’s so ridiculous

[grim sable]

Not much to buy

[tough kindle]

Tbr are you really doing dispatch as a money making method or just for the fun of being a cop

[grim sable]

I do them cause I got nothing better to do

😂

[tough kindle]

Exactly so the money is more or less just a bonus the could pay me 5$ and I’ll still do them idc

[neon acorn]

Luckily I do my criminal homework 🥀

[nocturne fossil]

gotta love when modders crash my game

modders are such garbage individuals man

they say they will do their own thing and stay on their own lane

and proceed to crash peoples games just for shooting someone player in a game called GTA

[nova comet]

Nice Reference Name

[viscid belfry]

what is this dudes player model? 😭

[tame holly]

i think its a whale ?

[nova comet]

Bruh

[tame holly]

or a shark

either way pc moment

[nova comet]

Its a Whale

[viscid belfry]

a whale???

[alpine basin]

peyote plants probably, or a glitch to get them in

[nova comet]

Or a Sharks

Because Tip front

[alpine basin]

You can view what the model is in the players section in the pause menu

[viscid belfry]

peyote plants are gone

[alpine basin]

Peyotes appear vertically in the player list tab :3

[nova comet]

On my mind picture like Piles of Salt

[alpine basin]

(glitch to get them back, always been present)

[viscid belfry]

bros player model is a pile of snow fr

[nova comet]

Do you got Peyote Bigfoot ?

[nova comet]

My mind like Piles of Salt

[viscid belfry]

really?

[alpine basin]

I've gotten them all in the past, didn't really bother outside of some free RP for a few of them

[nova comet]

I see

Well i gotta go

Continue grind

Im now have 810M

Gonna reach 1B

[viscid belfry]

you got it bro

[nova comet]

Use casino and GTA+

[viscid belfry]

to rig slot machines?

[neon acorn]

blackjack forever

I wanna gamble in gta now grrr

[nova comet]

Yes

Back at Legacy

[viscid belfry]

no gamble irl

[viscid belfry]

lol

[neon acorn]

not old enough

[nova comet]

Im still have 18M Casino chips

[viscid belfry]

type shi

[nova comet]

You know Slot machine one egypt

Idk called Pharaoh

That one i did

[alpine basin]

Aww hes so smol

[neon acorn]

he definitely snuck in the casino

[viscid belfry]

nice

[flint flower]

Why your character holds the cards like allowance money

[nocturne fossil]

yall had allowance?

[alpine basin]

Hes so smol he only need one popcorn 💔

[neon trellis]

Watafak is allowance

[sturdy tapir]

😭

[flint flower]

What can I use to deduct 3 dollars from the maze bank account

[flint flower]

When your parents give you money, that's an allowance

[neon acorn]

Wally would you wanna play at the casino with me?

first spin of the week

and I've already got the car

[flint flower]

Which one will the "Home sweet home" mission take place in if I buy all three mansions?

[candid veldt]

so old shcool hit is just 1 mission... on repeat

I thought it was several missions on that topic

[neon acorn]

I think it would be the last one you used?

[onyx berry]

cold drink vending machine

[candid veldt]

the question is why it matters

[alpine basin]

Too late to try and sleep so I have no objections, just going to downplay a full shift sleepy I guess

[neon acorn]

All good, I blew 400k chips somehow…

[flint flower]

Idk, closest place to the city to replay the mission for some reason

[flint flower]

That takes physical cash, same as store snacks

[onyx berry]

i mean take out the cash, spend $3 and put back in bank

oh u have 20k cash

[alpine basin]

send me an invite

[neon acorn]

Sent

I customised the RV

[flint flower]

Heck you mean too late to sleep

[alpine basin]

Too early now I guess

[sacred oxide]

Too late

Huh

[alpine basin]

past 2am now, got work in a few hours

[sacred oxide]

Damn, that's how it is

[alpine basin]

wrong because I work nightshifts outside of saturdays :b

also ur a meanie head

x3 winning streak with my first one being 21, interesting

maybe I should gamble more

[sacred oxide]

He gambled too much?

[alpine basin]

he went into debt

had to sell his soul

[sacred oxide]

Ig he had bad luck

[neon acorn]

This song is giving me good luck

I’m actually making a comeback

[sacred oxide]

You might not end up like sillybilly's dad then

No debt

[alpine basin]

7 card 20 :b

[sacred oxide]

Only success

[neon acorn]

:b

[rancid parcel]

Resisting the urge to laugh at this statement.

[neon acorn]

Fuck this dealer

[alpine basin]

scammer

[neon acorn]

I was considering splitting my tens

It might be double time

Watch this

[sacred oxide]

[neon acorn]

oh

[rancid parcel]

Hope you go broke

[neon acorn]

Darn…

back to 5 figs

[neon acorn]

It was you…

stop dealing me these cards

[rancid parcel]

One of the many joys of my life is witnessing a gambler suffer

[neon acorn]

We’re back

[sacred oxide]

Losing it all again

[neon acorn]

nuh uh

[alpine basin]

I am

[neon acorn]

Wall make him bust

I beg

darn

[sacred oxide]

[neon acorn]

63,000 chips left

21 baby

[alpine basin]

I keep getting aces

[neon acorn]

Btw why don’t you join us on pc

[alpine basin]

desynced :b

[neon acorn]

oh

I was like where did Wall go

[sacred oxide]

Went in debt

[neon acorn]

sent

[alpine basin]

Im getting close to it

I've only got 3 billion chips left

[neon acorn]

I won that round btw

[neon acorn]

Where are my 3 billion chips

[sacred oxide]

Close to it hub

[alpine basin]

where do you think I got my chips from?

[neon acorn]

Chipping in

[sacred oxide]

Drugs

And gambling successfully

[neon acorn]

don’t sell your feet at the casino guys, you need them

[rancid parcel]

What about someone else's feet?

[sacred oxide]

I'll sell Angel's feet

She's the one who gave the idea

[rancid parcel]

Profit

[neon acorn]

eeeeyokels

[sacred oxide]

Do we have enough fent?

[rancid parcel]

We have @neon acorn just keep emptying our supplies.

Im an alcoholic not a drug addict

Get it right

[sacred oxide]

That's what I'm talking about

[quaint belfry]

[flint flower]

Can I join the gambling sesh

[neon acorn]

I need more fent

[neon acorn]

We’re playing crime wars

[flint flower]

Can I have a small share of a billion chips, I only have 7 mil

[neon acorn]

Fucking bullshit

Stupid janky game 🥀

gg

[alpine basin]

[neon acorn]

eeeeyokels

[alpine basin]

I wanted be the punks, can't even change teams 💔

[neon acorn]

bikerrrrrs

[neon acorn]

Can’t you use a different cab for it

[alpine basin]

this guy is a scam

[rancid parcel]

Become the dealer @alpine basin

[alpine basin]

I don't deal anymore

[neon acorn]

You lost?

[alpine basin]

he got blackjack on the first one

[neon acorn]

Oh

I earned it back

[alpine basin]

Oh yea @neon acorn I have a great idea for something we can do this week

[neon acorn]

Oh?

also is the yosemite nice? People called it horrible when it released

[alpine basin]

I have monday through thursday off, so what if we hosted like 1 - 2 arcade game nights with a bunch of people here

[neon acorn]

heck yeah that would be sick

[alpine basin]

Yosemite 1500 cannot wheelie squire

I have not yet, can't remember where all of them are

[neon acorn]

Wall could we try the love professor?

[alpine basin]

I suppose we could

[quaint belfry]

I am not sure about the second step

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

Just finishing this game rq

Won’t be too long

[quaint belfry]

Could wall be cooking

[sacred oxide]

She always cooks

[quaint belfry]

[alpine basin]

how long is this going to go on for, they've been fighting cowboys for like 8 minutes

[neon acorn]

I finished the whole thing

[sacred oxide]

[neon acorn]

I saved the lovely lady

I’m hot n heavy gg

[alpine basin]

clammy

I wonder if the results ever change

[neon acorn]

Doesn’t seem like it

Wall I got it!

1100

phew

[sacred oxide]

Was about time

[neon acorn]

Oh I thought we were at the same pace @alpine basin

I was so confused

[alpine basin]

probably not, I fell off quite a few times

[candid veldt]

wish r* supplied API for gtao

[neon acorn]

What did she tell you?

[candid veldt]

it would be amazing

[neon acorn]

When it would say “rival ahead” I thought that was you

[alpine basin]

Idk, I have my headset on max and couldn't hear it

[neon acorn]

oh

I use subtitles

[alpine basin]

Great wealth and fortune

[neon acorn]

A sign for casino

Are you good at space monkey?

dang

gg

[alpine basin]

never tried it

[neon acorn]

It’s fun

There’s only one space monkey cab…

Ty Wally

[grim sable]

Wally has been found

[candid veldt]

I havve so many... street cars in my garages 🙁

[grim sable]

You a Street car merchant

That’s why

[tame holly]

hey some of them are cool

the futo or panto for example

[grim sable]

Forgot about banshee

[tame holly]

is it really a street car if u can't steal it off the street ?

[grim sable]

U can steel a banshee of the street lol

They common

[tame holly]

but can u store it ?

i don't think so

[alpine basin]

With enough effort, sure

[tame holly]

yeah but atp its faster and easier to buy it from bennys/legendary

its not like u really need those 105k

[neon acorn]

Gonna have to dip soon so I’m gonna try and finish badlands again @alpine basin

I want the awards

Alright Wally time for me to go

I managed to get all the awards

[alpine basin]

dang, crew chat is so dead nobodies even responding to automated pings

too bad with the new times I can't attend at all even if I was in the crew

[neon acorn]

There were like 1000 interests in the new ping or smth

[neon acorn]

I can’t attend really because everyone on earth is voting it to be at 5am my time

[alpine basin]

One is at 4am and other is at 12pm, I'd normally be sleeping at the first one, at work for the 2nd

can't win em all I guess

[neon acorn]

🥀

[flint flower]

GTAO itself is dead, it took me 13 mins to be in an apartment heist lobby

[rancid parcel]

No more Prison Break invites?

[flint flower]

Apparently not

[rancid parcel]

Yay

[flint flower]

No more funny "Heist with randoms" content for you

[rancid parcel]

This does not put a smile on my face.

[flint flower]

[opal rock]

Sleep is for the weak

[neon acorn]

The game is alive but nobody wants to do those heists unless you make an LFG post or smth

[neon acorn]

Tbf the heists are over 10 years old and with people abusing the Cayo exploits, it makes sense

All the Clucking bell raids and stuff

There’s too many ways to make easy money now lmao

[neon acorn]

Grr you've made the players quit GTA

[spice inlet]

really

has he

[nocturne fossil]

not me

[rancid parcel]

Not mah problemo

[rancid parcel]

How is this guy still a mod btw

Barely see him actually does his job around here

[spice inlet]

Exactly

u can't see me doing my job

[rancid parcel]

What a waste of manpower

[spice inlet]

[hollow owl]

in the corner

[neon acorn]

I thought Valk was a girl

But I believe so

[flint flower]

[neon acorn]

You're just mad that the mods be sippin

[rancid parcel]

Get him to work

Lazy as heck

[spice inlet]

valk is a girl but athena isn't

am I right or am I right

[spice inlet]

how about u get to work

[neon acorn]

gulp

Athena = yuck
Valkyrie = yup

#bringbackvalk

[flint flower]

Athena's a girk

[spice inlet]

accurate

[neon acorn]

girl jerk

[grim sable]

Iconic

[west stirrup]

Stop

[rancid parcel]

A taste of her own medicine

[neon acorn]

Stop copying me grrr

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1500143688863449290/image0.gif

[west stirrup]

Ew

[neon acorn]

👁️ 👅 👁️

[hollow owl]

No

Trying to learn new skill rn

Actually I'm going outside brb

[west stirrup]

No

[grim sable]

🤪

[nocturne fossil]

jeez that gif

[tidal yew]

Exactly

[sacred oxide]

"When someone so corny you just wanna skin them alive" ahh reaction

[nocturne fossil]

how much air do they have in that trousers

[sacred oxide]

My tm8s would always die

Some would even fail when we just needed to follow them

[nocturne fossil]

i usually spawn a vigilante and destroy them quick before they die

[sacred oxide]

It's like they can't read the instructions on the damn screen

[nocturne fossil]

they are limited to a pistol so they are garbo

[sacred oxide]

Fr

[nocturne fossil]

even with a pistol its not that hard to get it done

they always rely on that ugly gun

[tidal yew]

And torture for life...

[sacred oxide]

Just aim for headshots and it's easy, they don't get that

[sacred oxide]

[nocturne fossil]

they use the crappy widow maker they have no experience with pistol

those are the type of randoms i meet

without lfg its a bit hard to get career prog done

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

[onyx berry]

freaky

[grim sable]

Some would say impossible

[zenith olive]

Fellas

Is it just 1 mission

The old GTA reference one I mean

And if there are more how do I access

[candid veldt]

gawd damn I hate randoms

[nocturne fossil]

jeez i couldnt put emojis on my phone

i was starting to trip out

[nocturne fossil]

thats why i have no compassion or empathy for them anymore

if they kill me ill grief them till they leave

[grim sable]

Just the one unfortunately

[nocturne fossil]

keep bullying officer little penny for now

might even get sergant big penny later

[grim sable]

What happened to medium penny lol

[candid veldt]

and why cant I do this time tiral? I done it many times 🙁

[nocturne fossil]

i forgot lmao

[zenith olive]

😔😔

[zenith olive]

They should have named it tencent

[candid veldt]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1t09r29/downhill_chiliad_trial_3x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

holy heck!

[silent portal]

I have seen players wish some devious things on whoever designed this route

[candid veldt]

I tried and failed horribly

[nocturne fossil]

time to say some devious things on whoever designed that route

[spice inlet]

has anyone completed this week's time trial without using the bicycle method

[untold dock]

what bicycle method

[grim sable]

Gliding

Watch the video above if u don’t know about it

[grim sable]

I always use the glide strategy more fun

[spice inlet]

I've never glided, I might as well try it for this time trial

[grim sable]

It way funner lol

I don’t use bmx though. It to easy

Using the bikes makes it’s challenging to glide

I don’t know why I make it hard on myself lol

[candid veldt]

I did this trial before, hard but I done many times... now I just cant do it, not even close

[spice inlet]

I tried multiple times today and failed

will try again using the gliding method tomorrow

[fleet sluice]

i did it once and will never again

[candid veldt]

not so bad if you bookmark one of chilliad stunt races to go back incase of crash, but still, finished only once way above the par

[desert ruin]

I am back

I missed you, fellas

[nocturne fossil]

why leave then

[viscid belfry]

chat

is it time to wake up?

[nocturne fossil]

no

[viscid belfry]

kk

I go back to bed then

[nocturne fossil]

i was joking

do stay

[desert ruin]

ban

[nocturne fossil]

how?

[desert ruin]

let's not talk about that yk

I'll just say NSFW

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[teal gale]

You got banned too

For what

[desert ruin]

hello Ceylon, you're a good man

[nocturne fossil]

your a good man arthur morgan xd

[desert ruin]

why mk1 shotgun is better

[nocturne fossil]

more fun

feels more premium

[desert ruin]

than what?

[nocturne fossil]

than the mk2

[desert ruin]

what exactly feels classier

[nocturne fossil]

actually that

it feels classy

[desert ruin]

what part of using it

the looks, the sound, the animation?

[nocturne fossil]

the sound

the looks

i like the mk2 as well but mk1 is more fun

explosive ammo aside

like this

or that

[candid veldt]

I like how marryweather backup have no problem shooting police

[hollow owl]

This message/image/video is now under the property of untraceable69420

[nocturne fossil]

your breaking my non-existant digital right

[desert ruin]

what is this mission

[nocturne fossil]

OG heists = Series A

(trevor heist)

[viscid belfry]

bet

hmmm

what is there to do today?

Payphone hits?

[tough kindle]

Moose I somehow survived a 12h shift today sick asf 🙏🏻

[nocturne fossil]

now play gta

[tough kindle]

Fuck no

[nocturne fossil]

you'll feel better

[viscid belfry]

type shi

[tough kindle]

I’m falling asleep eating chicken tenders I can’t even hold a controller rn

[viscid belfry]

how come you didnt call in though?

[nocturne fossil]

then get out of the this chat xd

back to comunity chat

[tough kindle]

Can’t make money in bed as much as I wanted to

[viscid belfry]

but your health is more important friendo

cant make moonies if you die

[tough kindle]

I’ll respawn like in gta

[nocturne fossil]

cant survive without money

[viscid belfry]

nah you should be fine its just it'll take you longer to recover if you don't rest

[nocturne fossil]

it goes both ways

[viscid belfry]

touche

[tough kindle]

So real

@nocturne fossil you got any new shotgun clips

[viscid belfry]

you think thats real? 🤔

[nocturne fossil]

i do but i havent lowered the quality of them yet

[tough kindle]

No 💀 just had to make it known this is a gta channel

[tough kindle]

Please tag once added

I enjoy your shotty clips

💀

[nocturne fossil]

the shotgun

the devs knew what todo

[tough kindle]

Do you think we will see any of the same weapons as gta v or do you think they will bring a whole new arsenal

[nocturne fossil]

they will heavily refine them from what ive seen in the trailer

but might be the same ones like carbine, service carbine

[tough kindle]

Wonder if the ttk will change

[nocturne fossil]

alot for sure

[tough kindle]

For better or worse tho

[viscid belfry]

fair enough

[nocturne fossil]

i think stuff like ap pistol will get replaced completely

[tough kindle]

For sure

[nocturne fossil]

for a different model

they will keep the common ones like micro smg/ tec9

[tough kindle]

👀 do I hear a glock with a switch coming

I do think it would be cool to have a full auto pistol that can be toggled on and off of full auto

[nocturne fossil]

like pubg where u can trigger the semi-auto/full auto

that would be sick

but doubt that'll be an option

there'll only so much control they can fit into a controller unless they bring some kind of UI menu

[tough kindle]

I mean we don’t really use the d pad for anything in online currently

[wintry ermine]

Why would u even want that tbh. Just make it full auto cuz theres no such thing as recoil in gta

[tough kindle]

Because the option would be nice

[nocturne fossil]

we never know how the next game will be

i get ur point i could just burst fire in gtao rn

rdr is the same with no recoil again fair point

[wintry ermine]

I only played liberty city, vice city, Chinatown and now gta 5. All of them had basically the same weapon mechanics

[nocturne fossil]

and gta4

i still would like to see fullauto/semi auto and burst fire

[tough kindle]

Why would recoil be a thing to even worry about idc about the non existent recoil I’d just like a a semi/ full auto toggle 🤷🏻‍♂️ you act like I’m saying the recoil on the ap pistol is insane or something

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[tough kindle]

Like we never once said a word about recoil

[wintry ermine]

Why would u want a single fire option then

[nocturne fossil]

tbf those features are used for recoil

[wintry ermine]

People use single fire for long range shots

[tough kindle]

Rp 🤷🏻‍♂️ saving ammo for fun

[wintry ermine]

Ah youre one of those

[tough kindle]

In irl this is a video game

[nocturne fossil]

i dont like rp xd

[wintry ermine]

Just games that have recoil basically

[nocturne fossil]

i pick both sides and disagree on both aspect respectively

[tough kindle]

GTA is not a game I think about recoil in nor did I ever say “recoil” was an issue

I just think it would be fun 🤷🏻‍♂️

[wintry ermine]

Ok? Im just saying its pointless to have a single fire/full auto toggle in a game where recoil isnt a thing and therefore single fire would be pointless

[tough kindle]

Your opinion ima just leave it at that

[wintry ermine]

If u want rp stuff, dont play regular gta 5, play some rp server like fivem

[tough kindle]

I think it would be fun

[tough kindle]

Well we were talking about the next title I don’t expect them to bring anything to 5 I’m not stupid

[candid veldt]

🙁 both sell sessions bust today

[wintry ermine]

Same

K bye

[tough kindle]

Don’t let the door hit you otw out

[candid veldt]

is there ... a war mod for single player?

[nocturne fossil]

a riot one

last time i checked

[candid veldt]

😮
that is also a great idea

[nocturne fossil]

iam not to familiar with those stuff since enhanced came

but its legacy only perhaps

[candid veldt]

yea I think enhanced broke them

even fivem

[nocturne fossil]

its fun if u wanna try it out

u can modify which weapons are used and what not

[tough kindle]

Imagine a riot with only tear gas and stun guns 💀

[nocturne fossil]

doomsday act2 rcv freemode prep

[candid veldt]

with tear gas launcer yea

RCV but flamethrower

[tough kindle]

I wouldn’t even care if it was the launcher

[tough kindle]

True

[nocturne fossil]

wasnt that one of the cut weapons for gta?

---

so i got invited to someones garage today

i think i was mentally declining

[tough kindle]

Each car just gets worse

[nocturne fossil]

also the belt still spinning inside garage

id never notice this cuz its weird to have that on the hellfire

[candid veldt]

can that be used on this week time trial? 😄

[nocturne fossil]

the guy wanted to flex the brutus on me but i started shunting with it and he freaked out kicked me off his vehicle

[nocturne fossil]

[candid veldt]

waiit... can rocket cars be used? mk1 obviously not

[grim sable]

Wouldn’t advise you do honestly

Ur gonna get fly off the mountain from 1 boost

Unless u hold break or hand break button while boosting to reduce the speed but at that point ur slower then a non boosted car

[twin drum]

bear the mantrap command has bad wording and i blame you for it

you personally

a strike team is on its way

[hollow owl]

Why me

!mantrap

[golden ravine]

There is an on-going bug affecting PC only where the Casino Heist will kick players after reaching the mantrap tunnel.

You can prevent yourself from being kicked by going to Settings > Graphics then set VSync to Half and enable 60Hz refresh rate. This will enable a 30fps cap which prevents the bug from happening.

Note: All players must use the following graphics settings to cap their fps to 30

You can also use apps like RTSS (RivaTuner Statistics Server) to setup a hotkey to cap GTA5.exe to 30fps.

Alternatively, the bug seems less likely to happen when there are more than 2 players in the heist.

Requested by: @hollow owl

[twin drum]

it's fun to blame you

[hollow owl]

Ik it needs to be updated

[twin drum]

i just hate that it says following graphics settings when they aren't following

they're before

it should say aforementioned

[hollow owl]

Well done blame me

[twin drum]

prepare a welcome for the swat team

[hollow owl]

They will be there watching me free build on fortnite

[twin drum]

cheer team

go bear go

[hollow owl]

[twin drum]

get that chicken dinner

wait no wrong game

[hollow owl]

Soon, imma see if I can add the bear to my ps username

I doubt i can

I can't

😔

[twin drum]

just write bear and deal with the advances it'll cause

wait is that an inappropriate thing to say

you're an adult, right?

if you're not, pretend I didn't say that

[hollow owl]

Lmao, I'm 19 in 11 days

[nocturne fossil]

i thought u were much older than that

thats the same as transistent

[spice inlet]

same lol

[nocturne fossil]

ikr xd

[nova comet]

[nocturne fossil]

imagine athena being younger too xd

[viscid belfry]

Bruh I thought you were more like 29 💀

[hollow owl]

😭

[nocturne fossil]

i thought untrace was like22

[hollow owl]

She isn't

[grim sable]

Oh people

[nocturne fossil]

i mean i would belive athena is more than27

[grim sable]

What’s going on here

[nocturne fossil]

is that a stretch or?

[hollow owl]

Don't think so

[spice inlet]

[hollow owl]

Yeah, I'm not that old

Lol

[nocturne fossil]

i just know that rolex is older than me and you

[hollow owl]

Everyone ik is like older than me by a bit

Apart from like 2 ppl

[grim sable]

1 year and bit less lol

[nocturne fossil]

i mean really its quite rare for people at30 to come here talk often

[hollow owl]

I mean

Community had a bunch

[nocturne fossil]

id like to belive everyone here is in their 20s

[hollow owl]

Duck is old

So is Mikko

[nocturne fossil]

TC1947 too i think

[grim sable]

They 🦖

Lol

[nocturne fossil]

untrace is a prolly the youngest mod there

[hollow owl]

[nocturne fossil]

sup junior mod

[hollow owl]

If i asked, I might be

[grim sable]

Ask away

[nocturne fossil]

if i was a moderator i wouldnt goto to the private mdoerator chat and say

"Hey guys whats ur age" out of the blue

that would be hella awkward

[hollow owl]

[grim sable]

Awkwardness is nice

[nocturne fossil]

unproffesional

that priviledge is only for me 💪

[viscid belfry]

What y’all up to today?

[nocturne fossil]

waiting for a player to kill me

so i can blast them with hunter barrage

[viscid belfry]

Nice

[nocturne fossil]

not the comment i was expecting xd

[viscid belfry]

I’ve noticed recently that I’ll just get people that come up to me and try and kill me first no reason, maybe it’s because I’m a high level?

But I’ve also been playing in free aim sessions recently too

[nocturne fossil]

doesnt matter what lvl you are they will shoot

[viscid belfry]

Idk if that has something to do with it

[nocturne fossil]

iam one of the few people who wont shoot you regardless of how close you come

however if player pulls up with a weapon iam gonna shoot

[viscid belfry]

Sometimes you have to start the war

[nocturne fossil]

i do start sometimes but i start it with a high lvl

or i interfere and ongoing battle

[viscid belfry]

Oh I gotcha

[viscid belfry]

What’s the longest pvp battle you’ve been apart of?

Or I mean how long was the longest one you’ve been in?

[nocturne fossil]

i think about 5hours on the score of 134v78

lots of fairplay and ratplay

trashtalk and orbs

the guy kinda gave up for a bit but started to pick up again when he realized i was gonna keep killing him

there are random individuals who are stubborn enough to keep fighting

while he was waiting to orb me i manage to make coffee, do my laundry and add some music to spotify

lots of meme scrolling while waiting too

lost alot of money for ghost, cop bribe and bst too since we both were using that too

and mors mutual

[nocturne fossil]

he started it

i dont use bst till they do

thats the usual

generally the max might be around60/50

this was just a few days ago

my friend killed him 79times

so imagine how many times he saw black n white xd

its 149kills i think

but true xd

sparrow is god tier

just gotta watch out for railgun shots

my bad thats fair

[golden ravine]

@grim sable, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @grim sable

[fleet sluice]

takes me back to this

[nocturne fossil]

👁️

[nocturne fossil]

quite the fight

[viscid belfry]

Nice, longest one I’ve been apart of was about 7 hours

Literally did not get off my chair the entire time

[nocturne fossil]

i wont stay that long cuz modders

even 5hours was too much time for me

the salt was alot

[viscid belfry]

In the end me and my friend were the only two in the session, down from 25 players

[viscid belfry]

Understandable fr

Or some will leave the session and join back on one of their friends with a mod menu type shi

[nocturne fossil]

RID join

[viscid belfry]

Or that too