gta-online-mk2

[fierce mason]

and here some more

[sacred oxide]

3 steaks would've been better

[sacred oxide]

Google pics

[fierce mason]

Dont beat it until you tried it

[sacred oxide]

No gifs

[sacred oxide]

I could definitely hit that shit

[fierce mason]

You can still use them
It just takes more effort

[sacred oxide]

BEOWOA

Yeah I can't

[fierce mason]

In short
I made my own gifs and i am throwing them because these are not actually discord gifs but files

[sacred oxide]

Logs just see me trying to send gifs

[alpine basin]

not really

[opal rock]

I see this has now become shitposting mk2

[sacred oxide]

Yes

[fierce mason]

bomo fault

[alpine basin]

Been that way for a while

[fierce mason]

anyways where was i?
Ah yes
I have a plan

[sacred oxide]

Fake

[opal rock]

You’re literally posting pics of food

[alpine basin]

Level 25 is too easy for people to reach, and as a result, the content people dwell of has dropped in quality

[tidal yew]

Felt like an insult

[fierce mason]

we should be atleast level 100 to access this channel

[tidal yew]

[opal rock]

The level ain’t the issue

[sacred oxide]

And you're not even there

[fierce mason]

To be fair
DCM and CMM are hard

[fierce mason]

i am 98

I am there

almost

[sacred oxide]

Soon

[tidal yew]

Nothing is hard for me

[alpine basin]

Too high of a level = inactive channel
Too low of a level = Turns into #gta-online but with image perms

[sacred oxide]

Where are the proofs

[tidal yew]

[sacred oxide]

Oh nah

[tidal yew]

Okay that was tuna came in between

[sacred oxide]

This happens way too often

[tidal yew]

I had clear shot

[fierce mason]

My guy
You have 1 second delay

And as everyone said
Why are you using RPG indoors?!?!

[tidal yew]

I'm flash fastest shooter alive

[fierce mason]

and yes i do friendly fire

[sacred oxide]

Why do yall just keep exploding smh

[fierce mason]

Someone said it perfectly
Me and larzy are the definition of micahel and trevor

[tidal yew]

Ehhh that's how we actually enjoy the game

Instead of just grinding and grinding and grinding

And grinding

And ofc grinding

And obviously grinding

[fierce mason]

Tbf
I retired for a while because my laptop couldnt handle the game and turns out, some fps issues occured but now i think something up with my laptop

[sacred oxide]

Isn't that what you just keep doing if you die

[onyx berry]

[sacred oxide]

Gotta buy a new one

[tidal yew]

Nope imma do my own thing(dialogue of miles morales)

[tidal yew]

Same bt I got a cooling pad

And thermal paste

No more heating issues

No fps drops

Easy cmm10

[fierce mason]

and you do?
okay get obs installed
You going to record every minute of it

[tidal yew]

Ehhh no

I don't wanna overheat it

[fierce mason]

then turn on the AC?!?!

[tidal yew]

I haven't shifted to my new home yet

So no ac in my room

[fierce mason]

Then move there already!

[tidal yew]

Not completed yet

July end

[fierce mason]

What construction worker you have?
GTA Consturciton workers?!?!

[tidal yew]

Ehhh a house takes a while to complete

It aint Lego

[fierce mason]

Idk anything about lego

never grew up with it

[tidal yew]

I mean u have money to spend on girls bt u don't have money to spend on legos

[sacred oxide]

Damn

[fierce mason]

That cause i am cheap
And i am not even interested in a relationship?!?!

[tidal yew]

Situationship

[sacred oxide]

Friendzone

[fierce mason]

What girl are you even talking about?

[tidal yew]

The one who invited you to her party and u purchase something for her birthday

[fierce mason]

she already has a boyfriend

I think?

Idk i havent even spoke to her for like months

[tidal yew]

Tmr gym 6 o'clock

[fierce mason]

I have school brother

And i have to wake up at 4 am anyways

[tidal yew]

What u doin that early doin gta races?!

[fierce mason]

Idk
Ive been doing when i had exams
Its just how my body works

Do it once
Takes 2 months to fix the sleepig schedule

not helping that i am just legit sleeping in the afternoon
jeez im old

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

oh im sorry my boy
i forget
you are very young
you wouldnt understand

anyways gtg

[tidal yew]

Adios

[tidal yew]

Mute incoming

[alpine basin]

[fierce mason]

👍

[nocturne fossil]

the shotgun is fun

[alpine basin]

Sub optimal room clearing strategy

[nocturne fossil]

stealth is optional

i had the heist vest on so had no regard for a tactical approach

[neon acorn]

Reminds me of DOOM because of the first person perspective

[nocturne fossil]

its not used much but iam glad it exists ingame xd

[flint flower]

I call it the loud stealth

No witnesses if they're all dead

[nocturne fossil]

russian stealth

[rancid parcel]

a Coward act for the name Courage

[nocturne fossil]

u never watched courage?

now thats cowardly

[rancid parcel]

i have.

[nocturne fossil]

oh

[rancid parcel]

it was supposed to be a cartoon but the damn dog gives Gore/Horror vibes everytime dude screams

[nocturne fossil]

there is one picture of the cartoon ill show later

but in regards to gta i think confronting an enemies face to face is chad

[alpine basin]

[neon acorn]

The problem with GTA first person is that it’s too zoomed in and there’s not much that you can do to change the view

[neon acorn]

What are you doing with that shotgun…

[nocturne fossil]

i think u can edit the xml file to modify that

[nocturne fossil]

nothing 😅

i like holding it

[neon acorn]

ehh, I mean generally, there should be an option to change it through the in-game settings

[neon acorn]

you're not putting that bird out of its misery, right?

[alpine basin]

Is it cause the bird is threatening to you?

[neon acorn]

The bird is scared for its life 😭

I don't speak bird but damn

[nocturne fossil]

actually it is by breaking the law of physics ahhhh

[neon acorn]

Maybe it's flapping its wings to taunt you

[alpine basin]

That bird should technically just die as soon as it touches something, so true

[neon acorn]

The audacity

[viscid belfry]

You think it’s too zoomed in?

[neon acorn]

When you aim in, sorta

it basically takes up the entire screen

[viscid belfry]

True

[alpine basin]

~90 FOV? That is quite zoomed in

[neon acorn]

I usually play on 100 or 110 now

[viscid belfry]

I never realized how zoomed in it actually is I guess

[neon acorn]

When you play FPS games, you can tell

[nocturne fossil]

COD for an example

[neon acorn]

yeah

[viscid belfry]

I haven’t played an fps in a while tbh

[neon acorn]

they used to not have an FOV slider I think?

And now they ask you if you wanna change your FOV almost immediately

[grim sable]

Oh I can talk here now nice

Hello

[viscid belfry]

I bought Battlefield 6 and then returned that game within half an hour

[neon acorn]

Welcome to the club

[neon acorn]

I never played it tbh

[grim sable]

Thx

[neon acorn]

but it looked nice

[tough kindle]

[neon acorn]

do you like my feet

[tough kindle]

No that’s gross

[neon acorn]

🥀

they hate us cause they ain't us

[grim sable]

Rare species of bird that like to fly on ground and into fences and buses

[viscid belfry]

It looked cool but I was put in a bot lobby and the game wasn’t even 4 months old, and I was like really, there aren’t people playing this game, well damn it might die out sooner than I thought

[neon acorn]

the one thing that I hate about pc gaming is that sometimes people will flock to a new game and glaze the hell out of it

[nocturne fossil]

console?

[neon acorn]

more players, different story

[viscid belfry]

Like cod, once the new one comes out every plays that one and the previous one is just dead

Like I remember wanting to hop on bo3 when the newer cod game came out and there was nobody playing 3, neither zombies or multiplayer

[neon acorn]

Yeah, I mean halo infinite for example is dead asf but somehow I can find lobbies on pc as of a few months ago. But the amount of people that are on pc is seriously nothing compared to console lmao

[tough kindle]

I was gonna say HI on Xbox is still thriving

[neon acorn]

It depends on your region

I can’t find anyone playing Halo Infinite on Xbox in Australia, but on pc it’s different

[grim sable]

Yep

[grim sable]

Not enough halo fans on pc in au ig

But infinity is also one of the least played halos from* halo series

[tough kindle]

Really here in N.A. it’s so easy to get a lobby

[grim sable]

Mcc where it at

[fierce mason]

@neon acorn
Quick question
Were you really be serious on joining CMM?

[formal lintel]

More people on mcc even though infinite is f2p

[nocturne fossil]

transistant did cmm

[fierce mason]

Yes i know that
She literally said that she is down to joining our CMM which confused the shit out of me

[formal lintel]

I mean you can do cmm twice you just don't get anything

[fierce mason]

Its not taht bad
Its just transinet hates me XD

[tough kindle]

Ok

[fierce mason]

and ACTIVELY STATED THAT ME AND LARZY ARE SHIT PLAYERS

[nocturne fossil]

[tough kindle]

Probably true

[fierce mason]

[west stirrup]

Heh cool

[fierce mason]

Thought new dlc coming out

[tame holly]

4X ? Might be a good amount of rp and money from it

[fierce mason]

oh shit
its mission from the OG?
I like this already

[grim sable]

Not bad might be worth coming out of retirement for

[fast bridge]

Expect more community-made Missions to land in the Series later this year and look out for a host of GTA Online events to come, including motorsport-based mayhem and a frenetic Community Race Series kicking off next month.

Arena part 2?

[neon acorn]

I’m saying that there are more on pc than on Xbox

[neon acorn]

Yeah, as long as we don’t disconnect every 5 seconds

Nvm

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

So u kicking me out

[fierce mason]

yeah...
ill play with you if i get the chance so we can test australlian servers and determine if you... workable

[fierce mason]

no

[opal rock]

Blind leading the blind springs to mind

[fierce mason]

idk if duck son is trying to be philisopher or what

[grim sable]

The next Shakespeare in the making “Ducksspeare”

[nocturne fossil]

whats cooking doc

i mean duck

[lavish mulch]

[grim sable]

[viscid belfry]

Yo can anyone help me sell my bunker and hangar?

[candid veldt]

everyone lost their colours

ahh back

[north marten]

enhanced characters bday

[nocturne fossil]

guys

why disc went down? xd

[sacred oxide]

Ask Lester

His fault

@tough kindle found out about it

[nocturne fossil]

wdym he found about it

it went down for most people

[sacred oxide]

Why are we not getting it

[nocturne fossil]

ur a bum for not knowing it happens to different people at different times

[sacred oxide]

Gang

Pls tell me this is ragebait

[nocturne fossil]

i couldnt accesss disc till now

[tough kindle]

Yes all the partnered servers crashed

[nocturne fossil]

i couldnt open disc for a while

[sacred oxide]

Pink Monkey was saying that Lester planned a heist on discord

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt have access to disc to know the context

[sacred oxide]

Didn't require much context but it's all good

We keep it up

[lavish mulch]

who hacked discord

[hollow owl]

Mb

[tough kindle]

Well since Lester hasn’t worked in the server since it happened I’d assume him

[lavish mulch]

damn

[nocturne fossil]

[grim sable]

Maybe he got No.1 approved shitposter role now

[hollow owl]

!rank

Oop

[west stirrup]

Arent you a mod

[hollow owl]

Yes

[west stirrup]

what is this bahevir

behavior

[hollow owl]

Idk

Lester died

[olive sleet]

So i cant punished for my actions atm?

[west stirrup]

go crazy

[hollow owl]

Ha

Nice try

Raptor still works

[grim sable]

Ofc it does

Trigger happy bot

[olive sleet]

[timid vale]

We are still here.

[hollow owl]

See

[grim sable]

I hate u

Lol

[west stirrup]

Idc

[hollow owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372639139085815818/1465470706467737711/togif.gif

[west stirrup]

Also does this imply there's multiple Raptors?

Offsprings?

How do they pro-create

[grim sable]

It can cry more

[green fractal]

Only one raptor here.

[hollow owl]

I'm always up in the sky too

[grim sable]

Get another lol makes it fun

[hollow owl]

Raptor has never hurt me

[grim sable]

Ur mod

[hollow owl]

Even when I wasn't

Never been warned

[grim sable]

Lucky then

I got warned 4 times

[hollow owl]

I mean

I've been filtered

But not like official warn

[grim sable]

Not today

[green fractal]

I was muted a couple of times.

[grim sable]

How does it feel I haven’t gotten that treatment

[hollow owl]

Well

[grim sable]

Can I get it for 30 sec

[hollow owl]

It's been months since I've been filtered

[grim sable]

Wanna see the filtered world

[hollow owl]

No thx

[olive sleet]

Raptor has only written to me 18 times

[hollow owl]

I do not plan to return fkr a while

[olive sleet]

So I'm still one of the good ones

[west stirrup]

Do Raptor lives matter?

[olive sleet]

No

[grim sable]

No but they will if they stop being sensitive

[grim sable]

Devious laughter

[wintry ermine]

Ive been muted more times in this server than every other server ive been in combined

Maybe even 2x or 3x

Damn 5 image limit

[tough kindle]

You think you’d have learnt to only post 4 after like the 3rd time 💀

[wintry ermine]

Its not that

Sometimes I'd select a pic, go back to discord, go back to files to select the pics again and end up selecting the same pic twice

[loud pebble]

i’ve only been timed out

[alpine basin]

By the dumb auto-mod, true

It struggles to comprehend context

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt expect moderators to get warns too

thats crazy

[neon acorn]

I don’t think raptor warns count

it depends what it is

[nocturne fossil]

my friend got warned by raptor xd

[neon acorn]

Like if you got muted or something for arguing with somebody then that makes sense

But if it’s automod for like accidently mentioning GTA in community then eh

[nocturne fossil]

for asking for baker missions in "other" lfg

i thought baker missions were supposed to be in other lfg

he got warned twice just to confirm it was ms baker missions

[nocturne fossil]

i lowkey appreciate the mods being resonable with conversation mutes ngl

[neon acorn]

I mean why else would you be muted

everything needs a reason

but yup

[nocturne fossil]

they dont interfere until its reasonable to come by

usually they wait to see if the argument will end or not n such

[neon acorn]

Bro is a mod in disguise

[nocturne fossil]

this server would be cooked if i was mod

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

[viral vine]

Now we just need the mods to keep the gta channels on topic

[nocturne fossil]

arent they on topic for the most part?

or the current way dissapoints u?

u must be playing alot if u have tons of things to talk about

[viral vine]

There are regularly extended conversations that have nothing to do with gta in #gta-online

[nocturne fossil]

that i can agree with xd

[viral vine]

Kinda like this one, although idk if mk2 is different in what it allows

I’m not a stickler for the rules but when I have something I want to talk about and the channels for that are clogged with nonsense it is kinda annoying

[nocturne fossil]

its the same

[nocturne fossil]

here is the thing tho it can still be clogged with gta stuff too

so one way or the other your gonna have a hard time

i would take hours taking pictures of cars and some donut will ask where the gunvan is

[fleet sluice]

where is street dealer

[nocturne fossil]

oh my dayz xd

[fleet sluice]

i did not realize that it took a few hours for mc businesses to max

[rancid parcel]

You gotta complete the setup without alerting any scientist and the street dealer will appear

[fleet sluice]

i queued into a random deliver emp and they used an rpg on the scientist. what do i do afterwards

[rancid parcel]

Repent

Question yourself in life why putting yourself into torture

Willingly.

[fleet sluice]

you’re right. why do i speak to you instead of just taking you to the velum

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[viscid belfry]

Anyone wanna help me sell?

[rancid parcel]

Nope

[tough kindle]

Are*

[rancid parcel]

Quiet

[viscid belfry]

I guess no bobux for you then

[flint flower]

For content

Also nuh uh, PastyProtatoes will always be the OG

[rancid parcel]

One day PastyPotatoes will br overcooked.

[nocturne fossil]

finna turn that dude into mash potatoes

[burnt maple]

🥖

[viscid belfry]

thats a baguette bruh

[rancid parcel]

Indeed its a baguette

[viscid belfry]

huh???

[rancid parcel]

I said its a baguette

[viscid belfry]

nope

[nocturne fossil]

found a random car meet in public sesh xd

[rancid parcel]

Let your intrusive thoughts take over

[nocturne fossil]

these people are adorable they dont deserve orb

[rancid parcel]

There are different ways other than orb

[rancid parcel]

But do shoot the green guy in the face tho

I hate green colors.

[nocturne fossil]

the other guy was flirting with every female character there

they had to stun gun him several times

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

uhhh

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

wish i could use vc without hesitation

in this server i mean

but with how the platform goes i dont trust it

and never spoke english at all through vc

[flint flower]

Technically that's not an orb so you're fine

[nocturne fossil]

its a flare without the airstrike part

[onyx berry]

english not my first language either

its like my 3rd lang

[nocturne fossil]

iam able to speak english thats not the issue

[onyx berry]

[nocturne fossil]

the report system

[onyx berry]

what about it

[west stirrup]

Damn no need to flex eyebro

[onyx berry]

i know like 6-7 languages

[nocturne fossil]

what if they interprete something different

[onyx berry]

oh god no

the 67 strikes again

[nocturne fossil]

this mf defo rubbing it on our faces

xd

[nocturne fossil]

oreoooooooo

[onyx berry]

if they do then they are stupid

[nocturne fossil]

are you insulting raptor

[onyx berry]

raptor hears our VC?

[nocturne fossil]

no i twisted the convo a bit

[onyx berry]

ahh

[nocturne fossil]

but raptor is a good example

of mis-interpretating and then warning wrongfully

[onyx berry]

was gonna say it would be fucked if some bot on discord can actively listen to VCs

[nocturne fossil]

and modmail in this case would be disc support

alot of things happen on gta and to describe them in english, can be taken out of context and reported

thus ill never speak english

[onyx berry]

i see then people are misusing the report system, there should be a way to counter the misuse

[nocturne fossil]

they wont fix it

ive been watching it for more than 13months now

[onyx berry]

[tribal oar]

[lavish mulch]

im also

[tidal yew]

I'm not

[lavish mulch]

[tidal yew]

[lavish mulch]

[tidal yew]

Don't worry everything will be alright

[alpine basin]

[tidal yew]

Just believe in yourself and tease people for no reason

[lavish mulch]

maybe i will

[tidal yew]

[lavish mulch]

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

No

[grim sable]

Hi

De

ad

[west stirrup]

Hi ad

[grim sable]

Hi grasss

[spice inlet]

Does someone know what this means?

We have to create a mission/race to get featured?

[grim sable]

🤷

[tidal yew]

You've been robbed

[hollow owl]

When was this

[grim sable]

This month

[grim sable]

Yep u have make one of the following race,death,match,survival or mission creator and use the tag “# communityseries” when publishing it and if rockstar chooses it you will get it (the rewards)

[west stirrup]

Happy birthday gta 4

[open vigil]

Spoke with GTASV on the new mission pack, it’s gunna be pretty simple but will show the capabilities of the mission creator

[spice inlet]

wdym

[tidal yew]

[spice inlet]

Interesting

[spice inlet]

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

[candid veldt]

an update

[sacred oxide]

Boop

[candid veldt]

game is down? R* launcher is ded

black rectangle

[sacred oxide]

Not playing, can't tell

[candid veldt]

what do you mean?

[sacred oxide]

I'm not playing, can't tell you what's happening

[candid veldt]

interesting

[untold dock]

not interesting

[candid veldt]

what does that mean!

[fierce mason]

sleeps

[sacred oxide]

dances

[west stirrup]

walks

[real peak]

[grim sable]

Does nothing and stares

[candid veldt]

oh ffs I had to reinstall r* launcher to get in now getting this.

[nocturne fossil]

happens to me in rare circumstances

[nocturne fossil]

where wall

[sacred oxide]

In your walls

[real peak]

[nocturne fossil]

who are you

[real peak]

Fake katto

[nocturne fossil]

we missed youwe dont know you

[real peak]

[onyx berry]

[nocturne fossil]

master lazy asked bout ya

[lavish mulch]

[candid veldt]

Im about to rage uninstall

[sacred oxide]

Do it

[candid veldt]

do what?

[sacred oxide]

Uninstall

[nocturne fossil]

cuz of battleye?

[candid veldt]

yea

[hollow owl]

[nocturne fossil]

delete battleye in the game files and program files?

and let it reinstall

[candid veldt]

I will, I'll delete everything

everything with rocktar and gta

[nocturne fossil]

to retire or to reinstall?

deleting everything wont help

[candid veldt]

all options on the table

[west stirrup]

Dr Dre 2x incoming

[candid veldt]

the right way to hit a stash house

[candid veldt]

the threats worked... for now

[lavish mulch]

there's a random stuck in a construction site

he can't leave

oh yay he did it

[fast bridge]

W event week

[lavish mulch]

is it more weed

[fast bridge]

Right DLC wrong bonus

[fast bridge]

4X community series Missions
3X payphone, open wheel races, time trials

[lavish mulch]

[fast bridge]

2X Madrazo hits (4X GTA+)

[tame holly]

no its x3 for payphone hits

time trials and open wheel races

[fast bridge]

2X community series races on last gen only

[tame holly]

so unironnically W week for money since that would be 135k per payphone hit

[fast bridge]

Plus we can make our own missions too

[tame holly]

i mean we already could

[lavish mulch]

im so good at driving the scramjet

[tame holly]

its been a few months since it got added to the job creator

[fleet sluice]

a wild scramjet in its natural habitat.

[sacred oxide]

Perfectly parked

[nocturne fossil]

that would be pools as well

[lavish mulch]

it's hard controlling it in the air on kbm

[nocturne fossil]

i should get used to it for pvp

[lavish mulch]

i just use it cuz im bored

[nocturne fossil]

i use it cuz of mk2s buzzing around

[lavish mulch]

real

[nocturne fossil]

i always loose mk2 vs mk2 battles

[grim sable]

My advise try not to die

Lol

[lavish mulch]

orb

[nocturne fossil]

well

thats some advice right there xd

if your broke get a job

if ur homeless get a home

[grim sable]

It’s the best advice lmao

[lavish mulch]

yo censor that word

i almost got a heart attack seeing it

[nocturne fossil]

why

[grim sable]

Job

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

get a job, busta - lamar davis

[lavish mulch]

i forgot how you can't pick anything up with the iron mule

[nocturne fossil]

it can pick up cars

[golden sundial]

Anything?

[alpine basin]

Me when I spread lies

[golden sundial]

[lavish mulch]

I didn't mean literally

[golden sundial]

Mc grinder detected

[hollow owl]

[candid veldt]

yeap

nice was able to squeeze a single truck cash sell

[spice inlet]

gg to u

[candid veldt]

for real the vamos is undriveable

[alpine basin]

thats why its so fun to use

I mean heres a pretty old clip from when you could glitch the special abilities into free-roam, until they patched it due to the mansion thing where you could get it in free-roam

[spice inlet]

except for during missions...

otherwise yeah, u can just drive around

[alpine basin]

I use it on missions

[spice inlet]

btw @alpine basin are u still able to play Discord's "Last Meadow" game?

[spice inlet]

u are pro

[alpine basin]

you can't, it was removed 2 updates ago

[spice inlet]

holy F

[candid veldt]

is that single player?

[alpine basin]

No, its online right around when the mansion DLC came out

[candid veldt]

how you got franklin skill 😮

[untold dock]

modding

[alpine basin]

You could glitch singleplayer stuff into online until they patched it mostly with the mission where you use michaels shared ability stuff

(also why its snowing since its almost a 6 month old clip)

[west stirrup]

Trevor's ability 😏

[alpine basin]

No

[west stirrup]

Yis

[candid veldt]

I wonder why they gave them both the same one

[spice inlet]

I'm Harry, the chosen one, the magician but the real magic is with Wall

[alpine basin]

thats not even magic, anyone coulda done it if they knew how to, before they fixed it that is

what if you're the magician

[untold dock]

there was no public glitch for franklin's ability so i'll just put it on mods

[spice inlet]

interesting

[west stirrup]

One person says glitch the other says mod

Glitch

[candid veldt]

assisted glitch?

[spice inlet]

I trust the glitch

[candid veldt]

grinch?

[untold dock]

if such a glitch existed, surely it wouldn't be an issue to give the steps given that the supposed glitch is patched

[west stirrup]

ok

[nocturne fossil]

say "yoga is awful" ingame is forbidden

which mf forbid this

[golden sundial]

Fabien

[nocturne fossil]

namaste

[hollow owl]

Na-ma-go-fuck-yourself

[nocturne fossil]

iam offended

[alpine basin]

yoga is so easy though

[nocturne fossil]

doing it on a female character is so awkward

plus its just 40mins

[grim sable]

😭

[tidal yew]

[eager agate]

Down chiliad time trial

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[neon acorn]

I remember that 😔

[neon acorn]

Scouting the port and Did Somebody Say Yoga aren’t boring

You know what is boring?

Minisub.

Manifesto! Manifesto say deliver here. 🤷

[real peak]

[spice inlet]

some transient after a long time

[neon acorn]

hi Barry

[spice inlet]

[grim sable]

Introduced just to show there dead underwater scenery and sea life lol that also because they wanted to use this useless submarine for a mission

(For 2013 I give the underwater content a pass)

I don’t think anyone uses the sub

Avisa sub also useless unless ur looking for them treasure chests but toreador also got sonar scanner i am pretty sure so yah

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

And also deal with those deafening orcas

fml

[tidal yew]

If anyone need any help I'm exclusively free today

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Feeeexccccccck u

[real peak]

Dcmm with RPG only

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

2013 underwater life must’ve been DEAD. They didn’t really add anything until 2014’s edition

[real peak]

Feeeckkk uuuuuuuu!!!

[tidal yew]

How ya been

[fierce mason]

actually there is a lot of stuff under the water
The issue is that i have no reason to be there in the first place

[real peak]

I retired gta and move on to next game

[tidal yew]

Which

[tidal yew]

Doki doki literature

[real peak]

Delta force :>

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Since no content in gtaa

And Im hella bored..

[fierce mason]

Okay katto out of the list

Its now between transient and the other one

[real peak]

=w=

You gonna be fineeee

Just use RPG

[fierce mason]

Dont worry
Beside there still more planning needed

[nocturne fossil]

how can a dead npc throw a bounty on me?

[rancid parcel]

Relatives

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

so i gotta pick their entire bloodline just for a whip?

[tidal yew]

That's what you get for bullying npcs

[tidal yew]

U playing today?!

[fleet sluice]

i accidentally (maybe) killed someone with an ecouple name and the other person orbed me people really be serious

[rancid parcel]

their family is a vengeful one

[fleet sluice]

you. velum. now.

[rancid parcel]

you. quiet. now.

[fleet sluice]

no.

rashkovsky needs us

[rancid parcel]

there is no us

and he can rot in prison

[fleet sluice]

is this a lego joker and batman reference

[rancid parcel]

no

[nocturne fossil]

who watches lego movies

[rancid parcel]

I do

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[rancid parcel]

Its funni

[nocturne fossil]

anybody who actively plays gta here?

yall not trying mk1 weapons for fun?

pfft pathetic

[fleet sluice]

i have a few mk1 weapons

sometimes i change my sniper since it gets boring

[nocturne fossil]

any mk2 convertible weapons that you use as mk1?

[fleet sluice]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

thats a chad right there

which ones?

[fleet sluice]

i have the pistol and carbine rifles usually and wtf someone stole my deluxo

anyway

sometimes the heavy sniper depending on my mood. everything else i have no clue

[nocturne fossil]

oh yea pvp dude alternate between the default sniper too

carbine mk1 is just pristine

[fleet sluice]

i dislike the sound of it

[nocturne fossil]

carbine?

[fleet sluice]

thank you lester

[fleet sluice]

yeah

both variants

[nocturne fossil]

why

they sound a bit soft but they still sound cool imo

[fleet sluice]

it’s just one of those noises i cannot stand

ap pistol is another

[nocturne fossil]

then heavy rifle?

u like the sound of that?

[fleet sluice]

forgot the heavy rifle existed

idk if i’ve ever used it actually

[nocturne fossil]

its mediorcore but i got it anyway

for some reason the kills you get with it are linked to sniper kills in stats for weapons

the damage is nice but it dont matter when headshots are the main focus

[fleet sluice]

we play an amazing game

[nocturne fossil]

i love the SCAR irl so the heavy rifle is okay for me

its just an another weapon to use for fun when iam bored of the meta weapons

[alpine basin]

They don't apparently, although I think you were one of the people I showed a clip or two to with it

[tough kindle]

Pretty sure that’s the way you had to get the mini tow truck in online

[alpine basin]

That isn't patched I think, haven't checked, but theres a glitch that lets a lot of single player things happen although some are buggy like michaels and franklins ability, as they are specific to non-progressive stats where they don't exist in online, and the other complication is they slow down time as well which is only local

[neon acorn]

Oh? Maybe. I was referring to the old old method though

[alpine basin]

For SP abilities?

[nocturne fossil]

the micheal ability?

franklins driving one was never on online

[alpine basin]

Technically all 3 but mostly michaels since its easy to do, as it is present in online at least once

[nocturne fossil]

we can put those abilities online?

[alpine basin]

Same with trevors, Im just talking about a glitch that revolved around them a long time ago

[nocturne fossil]

i dont think

[neon acorn]

no, for glitching vehicles from single player to online I believe

[tough kindle]

Wish I could use slow mo in online so I could feel like max payne

[neon acorn]

How would SP abilities in online work against players?

[alpine basin]

yea pretty sure are still possible though, I did one a bit ago to get a tow truck for the speed stuff

[alpine basin]

Very laggy, was unable to test a lot of instances as you'd desync on activating them

[neon acorn]

ha

[alpine basin]

Only test I got to somewhat work just froze everyone else and once it disabled you'd crash because of everything that happened all at once trying to catch up

[neon acorn]

Sounds lovely

[tough kindle]

Game basically implodes

[alpine basin]

basically what it did, I also couldn't lauch the game until I verified the files off since I guess something just broke after that

so morale of the story, don't do glitches or you get hit in the head

[tough kindle]

Depends on the glitch

I do remember glitching in the mini tow truck on ps3 all the time to just random tow people but the the chain would get like 6x too long and it would freeze the person getting towed

[alpine basin]

No you get hit in the head no matter what

if you glitch, you get strung up by your legs and tazed in the chest for hours on end

[viscid belfry]

it is time

to wake up

[alpine basin]

tru

[rancid parcel]

No

🛌

[tough kindle]

At 1am I think not

[viscid belfry]

It’s time for school

[rancid parcel]

Those days are over for me

[viscid belfry]

1 am where do you live?

Berry nice

Stupid autocorrect

[tough kindle]

America

[viscid belfry]

Wat timezone

[alpine basin]

probably EST considering its 1:21am for them

[tough kindle]

Est

[viscid belfry]

Damn y’all really be living in the future

It’s 11:22 for me

[tough kindle]

More like the past most of the eastern world is ahead of us

[alpine basin]

Its 10pm for me, you're in the future

[viscid belfry]

Damn you live in hawaii nice

[alpine basin]

uh, no

[viscid belfry]

Well you’re in the future for me but not for the rest of the world

[viscid belfry]

Cali?

[alpine basin]

los santos, probably

[viscid belfry]

If someone said to their boss that they’re going on vacation to Los Santos, you think their boss would believe it?

[alpine basin]

forge a plane ticket

[viscid belfry]

Yessir

It’s crazy to think that LA is a real life gta server

[neon acorn]

the dumb dumbs are included

You get the full experience of a GTA server 🥀

[viscid belfry]

You live in LA or nah?

[tough kindle]

She’s Aussie

[viscid belfry]

Oh

Type shi

[flint flower]

Shi

[neon acorn]

Type shi

[burnt maple]

shi

[neon acorn]

type

[alpine basin]

@viscid belfry do you have anything to sell that I can help with? :(

[viscid belfry]

I did but someone helped me sell my bunker and Hanger last night

[fierce mason]

No

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

[viscid belfry]

where were you last week, and the week before? I was asking if anyone could help me sell and no one said anything

[alpine basin]

Crew isn't optimal for me imo if thats what you mean, I might look here but a ping would be ideal

[neon acorn]

Wally would you be fine with trying to help with a sell? I gotta check my stock

ty

[flint flower]

I won't mind joining to kill potential griefers

[sacred oxide]

Or are you the griefer

[tidal yew]

Sign me up too

I got rpgs

[tough kindle]

Pc or Xbox?

[tidal yew]

Psbox

[tidal yew]

Transient loves ps5 though

[alpine basin]

New Minimus livery is busted 💔

[sacred oxide]

I thought that shit was an arrow on the headlight

[alpine basin]

Nope, thats just this side of the car btw, the back is stickerbombed to high hell, the front is, interesting, and the left is basically mostly duct tape

[sacred oxide]

Damm, they really wanted to feature a racing car at its limit

[tame holly]

impossible challenge : gta not messing up when adding new content

[alpine basin]

oh and the door is perm red, can't even change it on this livery 💔

[sacred oxide]

I mean it's a racing livery

[alpine basin]

[sacred oxide]

Hmm, should I be worried about the stickers or the plate, or both

[alpine basin]

whats wrong with the plate, thats normal

[sacred oxide]

The back of the car looks like those people who visit every city and decide to put a sticker of it there

[neon acorn]

PC enhanced

[neon acorn]

Almost thought this was real

[neon acorn]

What happens if you leave with it on?

[alpine basin]

?

Im also ready whenever as well

[neon acorn]

God the change from PlayStation back to PC is so gorgeous

The amount of detail and quality on my character is so beautiful

[neon acorn]

Yep, checking rn

[neon acorn]

Oh, I thought it would cause problems

I have cocaine, meth, gunrunning, counterfeit, weed and airfreight to sell

[west stirrup]

Can i have some of that

[neon acorn]

Nada.

we don't consume our product

[onyx berry]

keep it for personal use

become Dax

[alpine basin]

where'd the 3rd one go?

[neon acorn]

It drifted onshore

Found her like that

[alpine basin]

I just took the first one closest to the shore and left, strange, I was so locked in I didn't even notice I died

[flint flower]

Whatttt I would never

[sacred oxide]

Mhmm

[neon acorn]

That’s a pretty buzzard

Wine red?

[onyx berry]

i found an abandoned meth product of someone in a public lobby yesterday, i was so tempted to blow it up with stickybombs but i left it alone. Few minutes later they got griefed by a khanjali anyway 🥀

[sacred oxide]

Lmfao

When I didn't know about warehouses, I was driving, saw the red vehicle icon on the map, the guy just left the car so I just stole it and brought to where it told me to

I still have no idea why he left the car

He saw me leave with the car

[onyx berry]

probably gave multiple vehicles

[sacred oxide]

Nah he was just infront of smth, I think he didn't know what he was doing or wanted to be afk

[onyx berry]

when i go invite only i get single vehicle, i go public i get 3 trashmasters or 4 motorbikes

rockstar trolling

[sacred oxide]

Damn

[onyx berry]

should be an option to buy a big ahh van or something instead of these different vehicles given to us

like nightclub

gonna sell my counterfeit now before the update

[sacred oxide]

[neon acorn]

I forgot the control to change VTOL @alpine basin

[sacred oxide]

[neon acorn]

I haven’t played pc for like 2 weeks or smth

[alpine basin]

H / G, I switched mine around, one of those

[onyx berry]

hold G?

[neon acorn]

G

Ty

[alpine basin]

you stalled me

[neon acorn]

I did??

Sorry Wall, I haven’t done this in a while

[alpine basin]

Following vehicles follow the formation vehicle

[neon acorn]

wait, so I control your entire movement?

oops

I stalled because the formation was gone

[alpine basin]

yep

you went into hover and went infront of me so I dropped

[neon acorn]

Is there anything I can do?

Oh

Unlucky

I’ll note that for next time

[neon acorn]

Does formation work with this?

[alpine basin]

No

[neon acorn]

oh ok

[alpine basin]

that won't work either

(if you're getting a heli)

[neon acorn]

Ah, I just wanted to drive my lovely Shinobi

I experienced a freeze during the drive and now im infinitely loading into my bunker

any tips? @alpine basin

[alpine basin]

its your hosted session, my map has no icons on it though, not even owned properties but Im not froze

All I see is my yacht, and the two GTA+ icons

[neon acorn]

hmm

I’ll restart my game ig

Idk why but it said that UE Epic games launcher crashed?

odd

[neon acorn]

Anyway, I’ve got Weed, Airfreight and bunker left

I’ll leave special cargo for now

[fierce mason]

I'll join

[alpine basin]

||lemme have this one please, I gotta blame rockstar for something at least||

[tame holly]

just did the community series mission, got 70k and 13k rp

so not that good of a money maker

[neon acorn]

How long was the mission?

[tame holly]

not sure but about 10 minutes ?

im just locking in rn for the time trial, its down chilliad for 300k

[neon acorn]

that’s pretty good for that amount

@alpine basin is air or land best

I assume land

[alpine basin]

land

mark it on the map

hook it up then mark

[neon acorn]

[tame holly]

ok just did it, had to bring out the hakuchou drag

[craggy mica]

how’s the update

[neon acorn]

Iffy

[alpine basin]

Not out yet, probably

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin thank you so much Wally! Your effort and time is much appreciated.

[alpine basin]

I know Im not crazy

[neon acorn]

LMAO I was on my phone 😭

[sacred oxide]

That's R*

[rancid parcel]

No that was me

[sacred oxide]

Who else could it be

[rancid parcel]

You

[alpine basin]

Anything else @neon acorn?

[sacred oxide]

You were not supposed to say it

You just blew my cover

[neon acorn]

Unfortunately not, although I’ll try and gather more stock to give you something to do

[alpine basin]

we can do hangar and bring martol for the extra crate

[tame holly]

the car at the casino is crazy good

can't believe they are offering us this beatiful machine for free

[sacred oxide]

…

[neon acorn]

oh, we already did my hangar

[alpine basin]

tru

[neon acorn]

thief

no stealing podium vehicles

@alpine basin is that outfit released?

I want one

I didn't know that the weed onesie would glow

Yaaay open wheels are here

more F1

Wall this car is so hot

[alpine basin]

not really, I haven't driven it in forever

[neon acorn]

Idk I like the look of it

Spoiler is iffy but other than that, it looks pretty to me

I think I’m gonna lay in bed now, I’m a lil sleepy

But tysm for the drive

I might hop back on in about an hour or something

[tidal yew]

Need any help?

[craggy mica]

old school hits

[neon acorn]

Nah, I wanna play as a different character or something

[tidal yew]

[grim sable]

Think I hit a nerve

[neon acorn]

huh

[grim sable]

Like mad you mad lol

[neon acorn]

I’m not mad I was agreeing with you 🥀

[grim sable]

Ah

My bad 😞

[flint flower]

[grim sable]

[fast bridge]

What’s the new gta+ bonuses?

[alpine basin]

bruh 💔

I still have another spin to do too, you jinxed it

[tame holly]

LMAO

i got 25k chips today

[alpine basin]

Mhm, rp

[neon acorn]

Ah I forgot to do my spins

Hopefully I can win the podium vehicle

[alpine basin]

I left the casino and just have 1 wanted level that comes back once I get reid of it, public session nutshell

[silent portal]

Does anyone else just not see these new community jobs?

[flint flower]

I don't like community jobs, so I don't bother

[silk shuttle]

the interest in gta is so low, i don't even know if i have the minimus

it's been god knows how long and this is still saying that instead of "confirmed as having been delivered to"

[craggy mica]

always 10k+ rp?

or just one

[rancid parcel]

What if they weren't jobs

[sacred oxide]

They're not, you are

[rancid parcel]

Iam what?

[sacred oxide]

Athena Job

[rancid parcel]

[rancid parcel]

Stop advertising scams

[flint flower]

Kindly censor the word "j*b" next time, thank you

[rancid parcel]

No

[flint flower]

[rancid parcel]

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

is there like a sheet where it shows all the gun damages and stuff

like in an excel sheet

[untold dock]

not an up to date one as far as i know

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YlVWmFFkntwr_h1PECrPyFUpRc1av5PEjupu49tOufs/edit?gid=936963660#gid=936963660

[nocturne fossil]

doesnt matter just wanna a take look

thnx

[grim sable]

think so check stats

level 30 les go

[nocturne fossil]

what a dumb answer

the weapon stats are fake

[grim sable]

closest u getting to a real answer

[nocturne fossil]

the closest answer was already given

yours meant nothing

[alpine basin]

they're real enough for me (gun deal damage, gun good)

[nocturne fossil]

i want something that was either game files related or tested by someone else

i wanted to see the minor difference between shotgun mk1 and mk2

i cant have both at the same time

and the minor differences arent shown

i wanna see numbers not bars

[open vigil]

Grand Theft Luxury Auto’s

A Classic GTAO inspired mission

• locate 4 Stolen vehicles belonging to Luxury Auto’s

• Return them and you’ll get paid!

(Best Played with 4 player)

I would like feedback on this. It’s the first time I’ve used the mission creator Thanks! 🙏

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/4n6vY0VjtEeQkckSDqUNBw

[opal rock]

You’re the new Simeon

I hope you pay better than he does

[open vigil]

I might 👀

Especially compared to his old 2013 missions

[viscid belfry]

@untold dock did ya get your character to 1000?