gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

thats right

you guessed it

gta online chat :D

[flint flower]

#memes-and-shitposting?

[alpine basin]

yayssss

[nocturne fossil]

[flint flower]

Idk why I used @ instead of #, randomly pinged someone

[forest jackal]

who dares shadow ping me

[alpine basin]

courage did it, shoot him

[flint flower]

Wall did it

[forest jackal]

I'll drink his blood

no it was you

[flint flower]

My blood tastes like bacon it ain't tasty

[nocturne fossil]

bacon is good

[forest jackal]

fr

kaboom

[alpine basin]

yea don't call this guy to defuse a bomb threat

[flint flower]

Ah yes... Grenade launcher in a mission telling you to disable explosives

[forest jackal]

I'm the bomb threat

[nocturne fossil]

ah crap that sudden explosion shook me

[neon acorn]

LMFAO

[forest jackal]

I keep doing it

I'm sure I can find another video of me doing that

[craggy mica]

preps done ~ 20 mins

[craggy mica]

good payouts

[flint flower]

You weren't online during panther week?

[craggy mica]

other account still has panther 🐆 on hard mode with 3 gold

[fossil dagger]

Same

[craggy mica]

[plucky burrow]

better payout if you do the method

I love sinsimito

[craggy mica]

safe should be around 80–90k, so I can get to 2M

[craggy mica]

lol

your friend left

[plucky burrow]

they didn't leave

[tidal yew]

[opal rock]

Not willingly

Lumbago is a thief

[rancid parcel]

Bald*

[storm sonnet]

[plucky burrow]

sassy

[opal rock]

I thought you were lumbago with a new name

Welcome

[storm sonnet]

Thanks😂😂😂

[plucky burrow]

how is that funny

I struggle everyday

[flint flower]

I carried a mf through cayo perico only for him to trip the alarm by trying to kill the guard on the entrance gate

[plucky burrow]

that's why I use resource monitor

keeps them quite

I gotta stop dragging this one

[flint flower]

Not my perico

[plucky burrow]

it will still make them quite

[flint flower]

Wow, labour exploitation

[plucky burrow]

where

we should report it

[flint flower]

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[nocturne fossil]

guys

[fierce mason]

No

I currently in a semi-retire state

[nocturne fossil]

[fierce mason]

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[fierce mason]

First rule of doing this mission
Get an insurgnet custom and dont use the chernobob

Or weaponiszed tamza
Or literally fucking anything that isnt chernobob

[nocturne fossil]

trash advice

use vigilante and railgun or lazer

iam playing with noobs so i use cherno

i didnt have insergant or half track at the time

also the guy died which means no personal vehicle spawns

[flint flower]

Half track for the win

[craggy mica]

[loud pebble]

i have to do this.

[flint flower]

Do you ever feel like being a menace and follow people around with lock on but never shoots?

[rancid parcel]

Yes

Watch as they panic

[nova comet]

Now what ?

[rancid parcel]

Put on a Helmet

[nova comet]

I can't

Patched

[rancid parcel]

Well you gotta somehow

[onyx berry]

so fat

[nova comet]

Best Outfit Modded rather than Tryhard outfit.

[rancid parcel]

Tryhard wears facepaint...

Or face tattoo

[nova comet]

Mine depends because im wear like Bratva Crime Lords (Russian Mafia)

[loud pebble]

yea

they start swerving into npcs

[full ledge]

god damn

[loud pebble]

Mmmm

sell in a public lobby

[nova comet]

🤑

[full ledge]

do they give more for mc businesses in public?

I heard they do for bunker and nc

[nova comet]

What your First Car to get back at Old Gen GTA Online (ps3/Xbox 360) put in Mansion Podium.

Me :

[full ledge]

I DEADASS HAVE THE SAME CAR

in my podium but red

[nova comet]

Not adder ?

[flint flower]

Face paint vro

[loud pebble]

Yes

[full ledge]

jeez didnt know that

[flint flower]

I forgot what the percentage was, like 2.5% per player not in your org

Max being 20 other players, giving you a 50% bonus

[rancid parcel]

You remembered correctly

Good job

[flint flower]

Am I rehired

[rancid parcel]

You want a head pat?

[flint flower]

No.

What do I look like, a dog?

[nova comet]

flashback at Legacy edition

[rancid parcel]

No.

[flint flower]

Why you collecting nightsharks like pokemon

[full ledge]

how much is the bonus

[flint flower]

@full ledge Ay

[nova comet]

When one nightshark Destroy so can call another one

[full ledge]

oh alr thanks

[flint flower]

Applies to every businesses that involve sellings btw

[full ledge]

dang 50% gone

[flint flower]

Nightclub stocks, vehicle cargo, air cargo, etc

[full ledge]

didnt know it applies for mc businesses

[nova comet]

Has anyone did finished this ?

[primal sluice]

Either a modder or unemployment final boss

[neon acorn]

Me

[neon acorn]

oh 🥀

[untold dock]

i think all serious players have all collectibles

[nocturne fossil]

i want the pac standard jacket

[nocturne fossil]

thats nice

why doesnt mine show yuanbao

did u collect em this year?

[full ledge]

W

[full ledge]

@nova comet

[nova comet]

Looks clean

At least dont use F1 wheels or benny

Also That car i use win 20 Times Wallrace

[full ledge]

never used them and Will never use them

[nova comet]

You know Wallrace long time ago ?

[full ledge]

used to spam this car back then in races

[nova comet]

Before stunt race dlc

[full ledge]

who dosent

[nova comet]

Im still remember back at console

Zentorno and Entity that car i use win wallrace

[full ledge]

didnt use zentorno that much

[nova comet]

Too slip ?

[full ledge]

it was either the entity or the adder

I only used these 2 in races back then

[nova comet]

Ah i see

Im remember frustration wallrace

[full ledge]

bro the 2016 thug life races clips

this shit is so iconic

[nova comet]

True

[flint flower]

Why are people's screens so wide

[full ledge]

my screen is 37 inch thats why

[plucky burrow]

how wide is your screen

[flint flower]

It's just a standard 27 inches 1440p

[plucky burrow]

really

we're twins

[flint flower]

Yay twinsies

[rancid parcel]

You're both Bald?

[flint flower]

ur bald

[plucky burrow]

you're bald too

[flint flower]

Lester agrees

[plucky burrow]

me too

[rancid parcel]

Same brain so definitely twins.

[plucky burrow]

bald triplets

[rancid parcel]

No only you 2.

[plucky burrow]

u too

[flint flower]

Baldthena

[plucky burrow]

what a lovely name

[nocturne fossil]

sometimes i feel guilt that i might be joking too much in this server and then these people exist

[full ledge]

which people bro

[nocturne fossil]

cant do much for blind people

[full ledge]

because I'm blind you wont help me

wow I see how it is

[nocturne fossil]

u cant see ur blind

[full ledge]

you can feel it

[green fractal]

I sometimes wanna nuke this channel.

Too much jokes etc.

[nocturne fossil]

i understand that

[full ledge]

tommy

[nocturne fossil]

no-one ever blamed me for making jokes here and there

but deep down ik some people might be annoyed

[full ledge]

which joke annoyed the shit out of you bro

you can just ignore it

[nocturne fossil]

move on

iam not talking to you or anyone else

[green fractal]

Ceylon can, but i can’t.

[nocturne fossil]

iam talking about me

[full ledge]

yall either have anger issues or smth

[green fractal]

Nah. You all just think this channel allows joking, shit talking etc.

[nocturne fossil]

no we were just saying not much important convos go on here

[full ledge]

depend about the joke bro

[full ledge]

you can joke there and there not always though

if the joke is so corny bro yeah then you should stfu

[nocturne fossil]

TW is saying it happens always

[green fractal]

The problem is, everybody does it sometimes.

[nocturne fossil]

thus TW witnesses everytime

[green fractal]

5 mins of joking.

[full ledge]

but yall wont find that perfect and niche channel without corny people

[nocturne fossil]

true

[full ledge]

its gta server

imagine roblox server or valorant server

yall gotta be grateful

[nocturne fossil]

thats cuz the moderators arent strict there

they arent willing to make it better

[full ledge]

they gave up of the people in them servers

[green fractal]

If this was happening all the time, you would have lost this channel.

But we neglect it sometimes.

To keep it under control.

[full ledge]

yeah you gotta let it go sometimes

what do you think@nocturne fossil

[nocturne fossil]

a single colour might do but thats just imo

[full ledge]

didnt like a single color ngl

[green fractal]

Is that Voodoo?

[nocturne fossil]

it is

[full ledge]

tried purple didnt work out good to me

[full ledge]

yeah

[green fractal]

Looks like pumpkin.

[full ledge]

bro I might do the same voodoo in vice city

[nocturne fossil]

reddish brown doesnt fit the gta version

[full ledge]

what did you say

[full ledge]

it does

[nocturne fossil]

nvm xd

[plucky burrow]

noo

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

Yes

Rico, Kaboom.

[nocturne fossil]

no what would actually happen if they removed this channel

back to gta online chat

[full ledge]

some people can have more time to touch grass

[green fractal]

#gta-online madness

[plucky burrow]

I'll just go to #patron-lounge

[nocturne fossil]

arguing with people and getting muted

what would happen if this chat was paid-only?

[plucky burrow]

that would be #patron-lounge

[nocturne fossil]

asking some real questions right here

it says no access

[plucky burrow]

exactly

[nocturne fossil]

stop calling me broke

[rancid parcel]

The ps5 user will entertain us

They always do

[full ledge]

wdym by that

what you got against ps5 users

[nocturne fossil]

ah lol i just ended arguing with em

[rancid parcel]

Its backwards

[plucky burrow]

ps5 > xbox

ps4 > ps5

[full ledge]

bro just say ps1>ps5 bro

[plucky burrow]

I won't

ps4 is the better product

it was perfect

[full ledge]

my ps4 is still standing after 11 years

[plucky burrow]

you are confusing

pick a side

[full ledge]

I'm not with any side bro

I enjoy every special thing in every product

[plucky burrow]

alright

[neon trellis]

Huhhhh???

[rancid parcel]

#Exposed

[neon trellis]

Nahhh thats fake

[plucky burrow]

I'm proud of you

[rancid parcel]

Guys come congratulate Pavel

[neon trellis]

Noooo

[rancid parcel]

He's having a baby

[neon trellis]

[rancid parcel]

||solo||

[nocturne fossil]

this man is now in mk2 chat

[neon trellis]

Hell yeah kapitan

[rancid parcel]

Can we rob him now that we know he always drinks off a quarter of the Tequila after we robbed hence the value dropped when we sold them

[nocturne fossil]

iam down

[loud pebble]

in terms of what

[plucky burrow]

oh no

[neon acorn]

games

[loud pebble]

well yea

the ps5 could never match the ps4

[neon acorn]

I reckon the PS5 and Xbox Series consoles were rushed ngl

And they came out at the worst time possible during Covid

[loud pebble]

dropped in the worst time

yea

[neon acorn]

Which caused all the games to get delayed

And some like Halo just became a pile of shit over that time

[craggy mica]

i did.

[viscid belfry]

wake up

[fleet sluice]

no

[nocturne fossil]

usually i say chat revive but iam too sleepy

[viscid belfry]

but its barely about to be lunchtime my guy

[nocturne fossil]

your lunch time

iam full

just had lunch

did humane labs and didnt rage quit

[viscid belfry]

what did ya have for lunch?

[nocturne fossil]

ok ik iam a bit weird but i had soup

its like tomato soup

[viscid belfry]

type shi

[fleet sluice]

verified fact

[viscid belfry]

I love me a good tomato soup with a sandwich

[nocturne fossil]

i was robbing stores in gta and saw chips

i was hmm i should buy a large bag of chips irl

i ate the whole bag yesterday and all that salt

made me thirsty

[viscid belfry]

you ate chips in gta?

imagine lol

[candid veldt]

niice

[craggy mica]

[alpine basin]

[west stirrup]

Hao

[tough kindle]

Are you swimming in a mountain?

[tough charm]

classic fate of my dear toreador...

not even 80% armor saves it

[fading kiln]

damn ur actually keeping an eye out for peyote plants

[silk shuttle]

shi

[onyx berry]

why your char smiling like that its creepy

[alpine basin]

Ps1 character

[onyx berry]

😭

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

@tidal yew
Quick question how good is your hardware

[neon acorn]

Lazy and Marty

[fierce mason]

What now?

[neon acorn]

If y'all teamed up all hell would let loose…

[fierce mason]

Honestly if you join
We wouldn't even able to finish the heist

Heck we wouldn't even be able to finish one simple job because your ping is so bad XD

[nova comet]

Has anyone notice Countefeit cash got bonus ?

[north marten]

atleast got to see him laat time before send off

[fierce mason]

Yes

[flint flower]

One of these people have a fuckass connection, I've been here for the past 5 minutes

[alpine basin]

that one in the middle def has the most ass, abysmal and shitty internet the game has ever comprehended, trust me on it

[flint flower]

I agree, the redhead in the middle of the screen

[alpine basin]

No, the blue hair barcode looking neck one

[rancid parcel]

Barcode 😭

[flint flower]

The neck barcode compliments the chicken costume mkay

[neon acorn]

LMAO

[rancid parcel]

No

[flint flower]

Yes

[rancid parcel]

[fierce mason]

Its likely that goth disaster breakup one in the middle that has it

[flint flower]

Can't relate, in fact I'm not in the screenshot at all

[fierce mason]

youre the ship?

Fucking hell
Now i got a sentient submarine

[flint flower]

No I'm Pavel

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Ehhh depends on which game we playing

[fierce mason]

gtao

[tidal yew]

Its runs good enough

Why though

[fierce mason]

well i thought about it and there isnt anything more stupid than doing the entire doomsday criminal mastermind than you and me and you will be recording it

hence go install OBS studio because that is a recording software

[flint flower]

Apartment CMM when

[fierce mason]

when i find two other people crazy enough to do it

[tidal yew]

Ehhhh

No

My poor laptop won't support that much of a heat

[fierce mason]

Oh

[tidal yew]

Its fking above 45° here

Fps is dropping like mad

[fierce mason]

and?
it aint that hot

[tidal yew]

Ain't that hot?!?!?!?

When I woke up this morning I was

Alr let's stop

[fierce mason]

yeah 45 degree isnt the hot temperture
its like above average

[tidal yew]

Don't wanna get ban

[fierce mason]

alr

[flint flower]

I'm up to occupy one slot

[fierce mason]

Whcih country you from?

[flint flower]

Vietnam

[fierce mason]

You're in

[flint flower]

Setting up OBS for juicy clips

Maybe delete my old medal clips, make some space

[fierce mason]

Ill check again if i run OBS in gta 5 although it will be hard

Nvm

It not worth it

The game lags like insane in the recording

[flint flower]

Rippity

[fleet sluice]

i love crashing into a car so hard that my bike just explodes

[flint flower]

You sure you haven't been crashing it multiple times prior?

[nova comet]

Lmao

[fleet sluice]

nah i took one single drive down the highway on it, only crash is where i died and the bike did too

[flint flower]

Must have been the wind

[tough charm]

why is my character catching strays 😭

bc im playing in a laptop and my graphics kinda suck?

[formal lintel]

Nah he looks like a ps1 character

[tough charm]

man which ps1 character looks like that tf?

[neon acorn]

His face just looks so flat

[tough charm]

i mean... fair

[fierce mason]

Looks normal to me

[onyx berry]

[north marten]

20 laps of left stick abuse

[nocturne fossil]

long list of dreams when i slept

the only good one being that text chat for enhanced was there

others were just me falling off a roof

[tame holly]

I see, dont do casino heist then, u might accidentally jump off the roof when getting the chopper

[nocturne fossil]

or a chopper falling onto me while getting a chopper

i hate when numbskulls shoot the pilot off and its whirls down to me

and then they blame me like it was my fault

and when i blame them they block me

[tough kindle]

Bro I did casino the other day got to the heli roof wasn’t there I was so twisted

[nocturne fossil]

u should know this by now

go far away and come back to trigger spawn?

[tough kindle]

I just went tunnels

[nocturne fossil]

nah just goto vinewood area and come back

[tame holly]

Could also be a lag issue, the few times it didn't spawn it was a laggy lobby

[nocturne fossil]

or people who didnt do pilot school

[tame holly]

Wait wat

That's a possible reason ?

[tough kindle]

Ye I was helping a homie who has the worst internet on earth

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

it kinda affects the spawns yuh

[tough kindle]

I think his download is like 200 mb

[tame holly]

I mean i golded all of the GTA online ones for the mansion trophy, but still. I didn't know it had any gameplay impact

Apart for making ur flight stat higher obv

[nocturne fossil]

gtaonline dont matter

storymode ones

i completed story so it works

although people say u only have to do pilot school solely and nothing else

[nocturne fossil]

why is it hard to get randoms for act3 setups/finale

not lfg people cuz i would find em in seconds

og heist invs go through much faster than doomsday

back in 2022around people came in like a waterfall

[brittle hatch]

you're playing gta online, most people only look for an easy payday they don't want to play the game so having to help for hard mission and not making 20m at the end ? omg rockstar bad go back to cayo 24/7

[flint flower]

I dreamt about a theme park that shows liveleak-esque footages of accidents happened in there as a "memorial"

[nocturne fossil]

i had people back in 2022tho

all it took watch matchmaking open, auto-inv and skill-based matchmaking enabled

[flint flower]

I find switching to assisted aim - partial lobbies to have more people willing to play heists than freeaim recently

[nocturne fossil]

now its more so legacy/enhanced split, game having less players overall

and players becoming more individualized

career prog focused

[untold dock]

eh

legacy-enhanced split is a meme

nobody actually plays legacy

[brittle hatch]

I don't think anyone care about career prog tbh

[nocturne fossil]

the player based is divided

[mortal terrace]

I couldn't upgrade to enhanced

[nocturne fossil]

if those folk were here i could have a slight chance of getting more

[tough kindle]

You’d be surprised

[nocturne fossil]

true

so many people care about it

[tough kindle]

To the point that it’s lowkey annoying at times 💀

[nocturne fossil]

tru dat

its annoying but for the most part i like it too

helping people with contact missions and cmm/elites are fun

but when they go for something like arena war its annoying

[tough kindle]

Arena wars died so fast it’s not even funny

[nocturne fossil]

thats why people who have the tractor are so commendable

[rancid parcel]

The no grass touching medal

[untold dock]

arena is one of those grinds i'll never do

just getting to skill level 20 for career was boring enough

[tough kindle]

Ye but the crazy thing is arena wars was dead long before we got Career challenges

[nocturne fossil]

it was

people say getting 50mil for og heists was taking ages

yet i already got the kuruma 4times

[tough kindle]

I mean with replay glitches being a thing ion think 50m is hard to achieve

[rancid parcel]

Not everyone has alot of free time Ceylon

[nocturne fossil]

i dont have free time

if i did id be grinding rn

i wouldnt be here

[tough kindle]

They ever gonna bring 6v6 back to ow?

[rancid parcel]

they already did several months now but no role queue for it tho which sucks

[tough kindle]

Tf

Wack

[rancid parcel]

it does when it came back for like a season then no more

always overstacked with no tanks

[tough kindle]

I miss 6v6 😢 I love playing tank

[flint flower]

Except for you maybe

[rancid parcel]

quiet

[nocturne fossil]

transaction error always on fleeca

[flint flower]

Replay doesn't work for apartment heists

[tough kindle]

It does for pacific standard

[flint flower]

Nope, tried that too

Used to work maybe the first 1-2 times I tested it, and never worked ever since

[tough kindle]

I did it like 2 weeks ago

[nocturne fossil]

bruh

[tough charm]

nah we need to hand them a job application

[nocturne fossil]

any of yall ever use mk1 weapons

i ask different times and get different answers

[tough charm]

nope all 12 of them are mk2

[nocturne fossil]

alr anyone else

cuz the mk1 weapons are fun

[tough charm]

but assault shotgun is my fav although it doesnt have mk2 upgrade

[nocturne fossil]

oh no not those

the mk2 convertable mk1 weapons

[tough charm]

oh

[nocturne fossil]

the heavy revolver is beyond useless for the mk1 variant

but its so pretty

[tough charm]

i think some mk2 weapons are pointless without ammo types

[nocturne fossil]

mk2 pump shotty

its useful solely for the exp ammo

otherwise the base one is more fun

sounds violent

[tough charm]

exp rounds or the dragon's breath is peak

[nocturne fossil]

dragons breath is underrated

[twin drum]

dragons breath realistically doesnt do anything besides neutering your ammo capacity

normal ammo kills enemies pretty much just as quickly

if not faster since you wont be stingy with the ammo and simply shoot them twice instead of waiting for them to burn

[nocturne fossil]

no-one in the right mind uses it

its just fun

to see em burn

[tough charm]

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

[nocturne fossil]

i use it when taking pictures

[tough charm]

at least they stop shooting you when they burn

[twin drum]

they also stop shooting you when they're dead

[fierce mason]

No
The mk2 are better than mk1

[nocturne fossil]

thats obvious

iam not asking this for baseless answers iam asking if anyone uses the old guns for fun

[fierce mason]

That being said
I can see a special case for the special carbine because the 100 mag is useful but honestly
AR have so little difference between each other that you can use all of them

[nocturne fossil]

the 100mag is useful in survivals

[fierce mason]

Yeah but then you have mk2 lmg

Which has 200, has better stats, etc

[nocturne fossil]

i use the 100mag more

headshots are done better than mg

mg is more of a gun to use when u miss headshots or shoot them in bulk

[fierce mason]

and that is why i use carbine mk2
To land headshots because otherwise i am mag dumping the enemy

[nocturne fossil]

carbine mk2 for most situations

i like to alternate a bit

also for survivals the 100mag can have a place

[fierce mason]

I just stick with the carbine mk2
Always reliable gun

Never the wrong answer

Although i do use the minigun

[nocturne fossil]

i prefer getting kills with other guns too instead of sticking to one gun

i barely have kills with minigun cuz i just headshot them

[fierce mason]

Oh i just love to use minigun
I am often never in cover anyways so might as well cause massive damage

[nocturne fossil]

i dont use it survivals cuz i prefer put some effort into shooting

i use it only wherever needed

[tough kindle]

I love mini gunning the mk2 riders but that’s the only use I have for the thing the turn up time is slow you can easily get sniped trynna pvp with it

[nocturne fossil]

its fun using the gun

[north marten]

poor dude lmao

[west stirrup]

Brutal

[nocturne fossil]

an casual elite on a sunday keeps a ceylon happy

[candid veldt]

is the declasse vamos livery death proof available if I get the car?

[sacred oxide]

How did he end up all the way here to start off with

[sacred oxide]

Gotta buy the closest apartment for ts

[nocturne fossil]

why u telling me this after i already got elite

with any other apt it would be impossible

tho ive gotten it with conker as well

[nocturne fossil]

hey

it seems to be available

the white skull and bones

[sacred oxide]

Ah

Ig links don't work

[nocturne fossil]

what were u gonna post anyway

[sacred oxide]

Speedrun tech

For that elite challenge

[nocturne fossil]

already finished all elites

[sacred oxide]

But yeah, I've been trying to get it with the Eclipse apartment until I realized it was literally impossible

Lmfao

[nocturne fossil]

no

int or alta

but integrity best

[sacred oxide]

I still need to complete CMM but need a solid team

[candid veldt]

you have the car?

[sacred oxide]

I've only had failures, people leaving and stuff

[nocturne fossil]

had

[candid veldt]

🙁

[nocturne fossil]

u have trust issues?

i had the same livery on the car with black

look at any customization vid it will have the livery

[candid veldt]

no I mean if you still have the car to buy

but you dont

[nocturne fossil]

buy it n remake

[candid veldt]

can only get from car meet now

[nocturne fossil]

lfg?

[untold dock]

it's one of the potential auto shop customer cars

[nocturne fossil]

for re-assurance

[candid veldt]

I'll try that!

[nocturne fossil]

i sold it due to adv flags

[candid veldt]

why is that?

[nocturne fossil]

the car changes direction when going over bumps

not too much but its just harder to handle

the knoway car surviving that is just annoying

[neon trellis]

[north marten]

his teamates bullied him... for some reason and just handed us the win

[sacred oxide]

Oh damn

[nocturne fossil]

or maybe they didnt know the objective xd

[north marten]

guess they didn't like him, was sandbagging both rounds before this one

[nocturne fossil]

oh lol

[north marten]

ye seen one other case of this last week with lamar remix

some people really like to get upset and throw

[nocturne fossil]

the type of losers worth trolling

i actually killed a troll in a prep and he was trying to kill me in the mission for 2hours

[north marten]

lmaoo

[nocturne fossil]

neither of left for those 2hours

ultimately he left

gotta speak in their language which is rat

[candid veldt]

new random encounter? first time for me

[primal sluice]

I get these all the time

[untold dock]

i've gotten it maybe 3 times

[candid veldt]

so it is rare

[primal sluice]

Definitely way more than that for me

[hollow owl]

I've only had them in my calico

[fading kiln]

i got that twice

[lavish mulch]

i got that once

[untold dock]

nice time for just chilling

[onyx berry]

this oppressor griefer was stubborn.. 37 death is crazy, id leave the sess

[untold dock]

it is?

[nocturne fossil]

this is one of the reason i put big scope on my rifles

weapons have hit boxes and eventho the chance is small that they will be any use, i prefer to have the ugliest big scopes at times

[west stirrup]

Dabbing in 2026

[nocturne fossil]

bullets flying
greens falling
red splashing

[flint flower]

Not everyday you see someone using action replay

[tough kindle]

I haven’t heard of action replays or game sharks in years holy

[flint flower]

Yeah, those screenshot angles aren't exactly possible in normal gameplay

[tough kindle]

He probably recorded gp then used rockstar editor like 90% of people do for car pics

Not action replay

All possible via game

[flint flower]

I haven't really dipped that deep into the photography of GTAO yet

Just knowing that action replay is a neat lil thing

[tough kindle]

Ye Rock star editor is insane

[flint flower]

Looking through old recordings, I think my character aged backwards

[alpine basin]

excellent

[flint flower]

Imma get rid of the goth makeup and go back to that warp eye contact and cat eye makeup

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

Get rid of the barcode too ty

[flint flower]

Nuh uh

Red, contrast

[rancid parcel]

Bar, code.

[flint flower]

It says "Animal"

[onyx berry]

🐄

[flint flower]

Press cow to cow

[rancid parcel]

Thats A5 Wagyu

Get outta here.

[onyx berry]

[silk shuttle]

[opal rock]

Who knew, the driverless cars aren’t driverless

@alpine basin as a knoway operative, you must be part of this conspiracy

[alpine basin]

Its kinda obvious

[neon acorn]

That's Wall's colleague, LLaw

[burnt maple]

The Npc is a modder

[neon acorn]

I’m dead 😭

That’s not a modder

It’s an NPC they’re just invincible

[candid veldt]

wonder if the game code had to use invisible npc to "drive" cars

[alpine basin]

they had to as they do not have any AI assisted modules for vehicles themselves.

The first example ever of this was the introduction of Imani tech with the RC personal vehicle, you can fit people in the passenger seats but whilst someone is piloting the vehicle, nobody can get into the driver seat as you are technically still "Driving" it

[candid veldt]

makes sense

[flint flower]

Can they hold F and push "invisible you" out

[flint flower]

No more bar code but bat wings

Idk why she's squinting at the camera

[nocturne fossil]

youtube tutorial aaahh character

[flint flower]

Ey if she looks good, she looks good

[nocturne fossil]

fr

[nocturne fossil]

ive been having an obsession with those variants of glasses

i got the blue ones

they look good

[flint flower]

Factual

A nice color filter in first person view too

[plucky burrow]

[flint flower]

This guy tailed me while I was chasing someone else

[hollow glade]

Nice

[primal sluice]

Is it with the fender glitch?

The one where you squeeze the car between a trailer and ground

[hollow glade]

Atomizer with car parked under trailer yes

[tardy island]

Time to mi's with people on the rich people chat

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

How did you get this cat to do that

[candid veldt]

how so fast!

[tardy island]

Boooooo

[candid veldt]

I just exploded 10 cars or so and no police

[onyx berry]

i wasnt getting police aggro either yesterday, even jumped into a police car

very sus

while the person i was pvping had whole swat on him lol

even accidentally grenade launched them, no aggro.

weird af

[tidal yew]

[silk shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055213624551014480/1498332485535404072/3240220_20260427173750_1.png?ex=69f0c65e&is=69ef74de&hm=c643a0fe1d3ce42641dd8ba794ea05fd594c5e74889f1a9080b0586ec9b42325&

[neon acorn]

happy birthday

[silk shuttle]

[fierce mason]

Happy birthday @silk shuttle

[silk shuttle]

[long cobalt]

happy bday oreo

thanks for all your help and cool times

[silk shuttle]

these mfs want to get me muted for spam

[silk shuttle]

[green fractal]

Also happy dday.

[silk shuttle]

[tidal yew]

Ehh happy birthday

[silk shuttle]

[craggy mica]

happy birthday oreo

[fleet sluice]

happy birthday

[west stirrup]

Happy birthday orange

[primal sluice]

Happy birthday!

[silk shuttle]

[silk shuttle]

[silk shuttle]

[green fractal]

8 today

[silk shuttle]

that's a lot

and it's not even my birthday

[candid veldt]

random weirdness

[opal rock]

Noob

[nocturne fossil]

gawd dam oreo

[west stirrup]

Oreo still spammed

[nocturne fossil]

happy virtual bday fam

[opal rock]

A guy can’t wear a party hat on any other day than his bday

Sad world we live in

[nocturne fossil]

why would u wear one anyway

[opal rock]

To feel fabulous

[nocturne fossil]

i feel like i havent yapped here much recently

i feel like i havent bullied athena much

[candid veldt]

the shotaro (tron) bike is very stable

[nocturne fossil]

i really dont know why people trash talk them man

they are really well made bikes

[candid veldt]

very good offroad, maintains speed, hard to get knocked off

[merry marsh]

its ugly

[nocturne fossil]

to you perhaps

appearence maybe subjective

but a majority of the playerbase likes it

[nocturne fossil]

i got shot down like 6times now

for shunt hopping

explosive sniper, jets and mk2s

its genuinely funny to see player reactions tho

[candid veldt]

I genuinely hate player who just drive by and decide to go violent for no reason

had to grief two out of the lobby

[opal rock]

The reason is they’re criminals

[nocturne fossil]

i guess iam

ciViLizEd CrIMinaL

with morals and code

[silk shuttle]

[green fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/django-unchained-sold-django-gif-26160019

[burnt maple]

@blazing crown happy brithday

[plucky burrow]

@blazing crown who are u

@silk shuttle ace says happy birh day

[west stirrup]

ok

[plucky burrow]

hop on gta mr levi

[west stirrup]

why

[silk shuttle]

[plucky burrow]

I want to sell product

and I wish to waste your precious time

[west stirrup]

sell dn

i dont have game install

[plucky burrow]

okay then

[west stirrup]

ask oreo

[plucky burrow]

don't think that'll work

@silk shuttle this guy suggests I ask you to sell my weed

[golden ravine]

@plucky burrow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @silk shuttle

[plucky burrow]

@west stirrup see

this why you never ask a mod

they use lester on u

[west stirrup]

Can you mute darkcs

[plucky burrow]

yes

!mute @sage river 6h harassment of staff

[sage river]

Gta

[opal rock]

You think a pro like Oreo would lower himself to play with a peasant like yourself smh

To sell weed of all things

Get yourself a crew of randoms

[nocturne fossil]

oh dam

[plucky burrow]

stop glazing unc

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

Should be u

[hollow glade]

Its 3x atomizer on each rear fender and voila. Cypher has a video on it

[viscid belfry]

Why not bruh?

Also it seems like there’s a new vehicle god mode glitch every week fr

Like what’s up with all these god modes deluxos flying around lately?

[west stirrup]

Im taking break

[viscid belfry]

You playing other games or what?

[west stirrup]

Yes

Wait

[fading kiln]

taking break out on a date?

[west stirrup]

hm

[nocturne fossil]

i was confused

i thought people gained some skill on how to dodge missiles but nah its just some skilless exploit in the end

[viral vine]

I’ve been doing that trick so often since I saw a video in it a few days ago

Dexerto reposted (stole) my stunt clip where I was doing it

[viscid belfry]

bunch of punk ass bitches fr

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

crude

[hollow glade]

Yeah its mainly all i been doin when im on

Will check out some of the others besides sentinel but pretty sure none of them are as fast

[viral vine]

Sentinel like sentinel xs or? From what I’ve seen the Turismo is the fastest

[flint flower]

That's a scuffed glitch xd

[flint flower]

I think some dude trying to set me up xd

[rancid parcel]

His entire message history is full of money on steam

He lived unusually long

[flint flower]

@silk shuttle Kill this man!

[fierce mason]

@flint flower
You on?
I require your help on something

[rancid parcel]

Bozo went into #community and got himself shot

[flint flower]

Ye sure I'm with my boy Jarvis

[fierce mason]

Jarvis the ai that iron man has?

[flint flower]

[flint flower]

@vocal geode

[neon acorn]

Finally back in the red zone

[fierce mason]

Oh i see XD

[neon acorn]

hello lovely people

[neon acorn]

Bro, Martol you make PlayStation players look like idiots

[flint flower]

What'd I miss

[fierce mason]

@flint flower
Give me your social club, ill add you because i need to do like 3 missions for discount

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

I had to play with several PlayStation players for the past 5 days trying to get CMM done on PS and we couldn’t even get passed prison break

[fierce mason]

Nothing
Transient being her usual self
Insulting me for doing nothing

[flint flower]

PastyProtatoes

[neon acorn]

You don’t understand, PlayStation players are not even players

[rancid parcel]

Doxxed

[neon acorn]

They’re worse than bots

[tidal yew]

Xbox players r good then

[neon acorn]

A lot better yeah

[flint flower]

Partypotatoes

[rancid parcel]

Make it a new name

[tidal yew]

Hehehe(Andrew Garfield)

[rancid parcel]

Sounds great

[fierce mason]

Actually
Since me, courage and larzy are planning to do DCM and CMM
We will be the judge of that

[tidal yew]

N this is the first time I'm knowing it

[neon acorn]

I’d be down to do it with you guys

[tidal yew]

[flint flower]

@tidal yew Don't shoot yourself with the RPG

[vocal geode]

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

Because I fucking hate PlayStation players

[vocal geode]

[neon acorn]

they’re all just a bag of rocks

[tidal yew]

Supp man. Hows the heat waves

[tidal yew]

Alr thats enough no more hate

[fierce mason]

Umm
Mate you in Austrillia, trying to make the game not make us quit is gonna be the first roadblock XD

[vocal geode]

Oh Im enjoy fam

In the ac

[tidal yew]

Why not drink some Chai

[vocal geode]

Hell nah

[flint flower]

He's doing yoga in GTAO rn

[vocal geode]

I don’t drink chai

[fierce mason]

@flint flower
i add you, then ill invite you

[flint flower]

Sure

[vocal geode]

Yo aint adding ur homie(me)

[fierce mason]

i guess since you also with him, ill add you too
social club?

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

LEGENDJARVIS007

[fierce mason]

@flint flower
What is going on over there?
It isnt supposed to be hard to accept a friend request

[flint flower]

Oh did you send one

I was distracted xd

[fierce mason]

[tidal yew]

What about me

[fierce mason]

You not even online
and its not even CMM or DCM

[tidal yew]

So u just need me for cmm or dcm I see

[flint flower]

[fierce mason]

Mate, i am doing thing to prepare us for them

[vocal geode]

I got req in email but not in social club

Thats weird

[flint flower]

Oh I have the half track

[fierce mason]

Then i dont have to do it

[vocal geode]

Add me

[fierce mason]

Hmm
I think the issue is that i am inivte only and this occurs

[vocal geode]

Yea could be

[fierce mason]

We will complete it

in the mean time, accept it in the email

[fleet sluice]

[alpine basin]

you're the walmart version of party potato guy

admit it

[vocal geode]

Yo send an inv at LEGENDJARVIS001

[flint flower]

We're already playing hollon

[vocal geode]

[fierce mason]

@vocal geode
it says you already friended

[tidal yew]

Wasn't he. Retired

[fierce mason]

he apparently on

[vocal geode]

Aight aight mb

Then inv me

[fierce mason]

Thats the issue
It doesnt say you there

[vocal geode]

[fierce mason]

alright just unfriend, accept it

nvm you there

[vocal geode]

The chad is here now

[flint flower]

Chud

[vocal geode]

Haters gonna hate

[viscid belfry]

Bruh, what’s the fastest way to get the peyote plants?

[fierce mason]

GG

[vocal geode]

Job warp

[fierce mason]

Many thanks you two

[flint flower]

Anytime

[tidal yew]

No problem

[fierce mason]

[real peak]

[fierce mason]

Hmm
Hard choices

Katto, transient or jarvis

[tidal yew]

You

[tidal yew]

Always a larzy master

[fierce mason]

No you in as well as courage

But the other 3 thats challanging

[tidal yew]

Katto is

Katto skills

[fierce mason]

That the thing
Katto i know is stable but has questionable skills

Transient has good skills but not exactly stable connection

Hmm
Ill have to experiement

[tidal yew]

Very QUESTIONABLE

[tidal yew]

Mehhh not better then us at deciding what to do according to the situations

We can adapt n obv i can

[fierce mason]

True...
Ill have to think about it for a while

Beside, i havent finalised everything

nor have free time

Nor do you

[tidal yew]

I got free time for 2 days

30th and 1st april

[alpine basin]

CMM?

[fierce mason]

yeah

DCM is just me, larzy and courage

[alpine basin]

[fierce mason]

That is why i am not rushing into it
I am preparing and making sure i know all the missions beforehand

CMM setups wouldnt be the worst due to vast majority can be handle on the armored kuruma

DCM however is just gonna be straightfoward PAIN

[alpine basin]

I mean at least you have party potatoes

[sacred oxide]

[rancid parcel]

You're all experts, get it done

I expect results in a day

[fierce mason]

to be truthfully honest
its because he the only who can record

Not even skill, not even vehiciles
Literally because he can record

[alpine basin]

-10 social credit

[fierce mason]

I cant record because i have a ram problem
Larzy is a baby and doesnt want his device to be overheated

[fierce mason]

That is the plan
I expect to be done with them in a day, first try
So that why i am so careful and planning a lot

I dont want to be at act 3 and die because we accidentaly forget to bring the wrong vehicile and we struggle

So things like chernobog setup
I aint doing the laser method
I will not allow it, instead ill take the safer route and do insurgnet pickup custom or half truck or weaponised trauma

[rancid parcel]

Safer than sorry

Do tell the other goofballs about your plan before starting

[fierce mason]

that is the plan

[real peak]

RPG only =w=

[fierce mason]

that is why i want larzy
Because me and larzy can do the plan well

We dont need communicate often
We just know what to do and expected

[alpine basin]

atomizer only

[real peak]

Beat juggernaut...with a knife

[fierce mason]

@rancid parcel
To highlight how much i am planning, at thursday, i am planning to clean my laptop to improve performance

Starting with the laptop cooling pad

[rancid parcel]

Goodluck

If things goes south always blame the goofball with the highest rank

[real peak]

^

Me dum =w=

[lavish mulch]

[rancid parcel]

Get out of here.

[real peak]

Waiiiiii

[fierce mason]

@real peak
Right now
You may be added or not
Depends
Ill have to evaluate you

Judge your skills, connection, what you bring, etc

[real peak]

Passive skill: 50% chance Katto will get rapid fire by enemy randomly.

[fierce mason]

everyone has that

[sacred oxide]

Hi @rancid parcel

[rancid parcel]

Bye

[sacred oxide]

so we're doing that huh

[fierce mason]

Welcome to athena
Its how she operates

[sacred oxide]

I've seen her quite a few times like that, I just have to get used to it

Or am I already

[fierce mason]

Dont worry
Everyone gets the same treatment

[sacred oxide]

Yup

[real peak]

@rancid parcel always fire people =w=

[spice inlet]

Stay away from Athena

[fierce mason]

I might be one of the very few who is somewhat chill with athena

[sacred oxide]

@rancid parcel fact check

[rancid parcel]

mayhaps

[spice inlet]

mayhem

[fierce mason]

maytham?

[sacred oxide]

mayonnaise

[real peak]

Back to where I belong =w=

Meowcaroni

[sacred oxide]

Now you just made me hungry

[fierce mason]

Here some food

[sacred oxide]

Woah

[spice inlet]

no way bro shared hardees