gta-online-mk2

[neon acorn]

the weekly is to finish wave 5 I think

@storm nimbus do you wanna host it?

[nocturne fossil]

they gave the sasquatch outfit recently too

[fierce mason]

The hell is the sasquatch?

[nocturne fossil]

bigfoot outfit

brown

[fierce mason]

Disgraceful

[alpine basin]

its not a mission

[fierce mason]

Wear a suit like a gentlemen

[alpine basin]

its free roam based

[neon acorn]

oh

wtf

@storm nimbus why did you leave

[storm nimbus]

Cause I forgot friend sessions are a thing

Not just invite ones lol

[fierce mason]

Wall about to struggle handling Aus server XD

[alpine basin]

[neon acorn]

lemme know when to join aboot

eh aboot

[storm nimbus]

Can join anytime, we have to wait for 4:20 pm for it to spawn

[neon acorn]

there's a moose loose aboot the hoose

[neon acorn]

ah ok

[storm nimbus]

At its 10pm

[fierce mason]

Wall is about to understand the true pain of Aus servers
And that no one can play with them

[neon acorn]

thats a you issue

[fierce mason]

I live in the middle east
Not my fault you are far away from everyone

[neon acorn]

im already hating the rain

[fierce mason]

How can you hate the rain?
Rain is such lovely weather

[storm nimbus]

At least you can get rid of the filter but rain every night yay

I has weed to sell

[neon acorn]

so it starts at like 420?

[storm nimbus]

16:40 yeah

[fierce mason]

1640?

[storm nimbus]

4:20pm

[fierce mason]

yeah so 1640

[neon acorn]

done

[neon acorn]

sucks that it cant be during am

I had the best drop offs

[alpine basin]

desynced but I was on the point, don't know if it dropped off

[storm nimbus]

Desynced I guess rip

[neon acorn]

gg

[alpine basin]

my route for that trashmaster in the mountains is getting good though

[storm nimbus]

You wanna host wall then?

[alpine basin]

Im pretty sure that just makes everyone elses connection worse but we can try it

gng what

[fierce mason]

wall is in US
That isnt gonna end slim

[alpine basin]

my route was too optimized I guess

[fierce mason]

how do you even go too optimised?

[alpine basin]

I was flying the trash master off the cliff

[fierce mason]

What the fuck is happening in the game now

[rancid parcel]

Wall is doing black magic again

[rancid parcel]

Run

[neon acorn]

ty wall

[nocturne fossil]

xd

[alpine basin]

Im mortal

[rancid parcel]

Magicians are never immortal.

[alpine basin]

true

[storm nimbus]

Thank for help

[rancid parcel]

Your welcome

[neon acorn]

wall farming points

oh

[alpine basin]

new session I think

not at all expecting any good results

[neon acorn]

you can host

idk why mericans get more lag or wtv on aus servers

[fierce mason]

that my name!

[neon acorn]

no you're marty

[fierce mason]

No

[rancid parcel]

Martol never flies again

[neon acorn]

fake

[fierce mason]

quiet

[nocturne fossil]

larzy becomes lazy again

[neon acorn]

wall that is so cool

[alpine basin]

what?

trying to run infront of my and fall off is NOT cool 💔

[neon acorn]

your tampa drifting

[neon acorn]

that was an accident 🥀

[fierce mason]

Atleast transient isnt going to see and my wall racing

[neon acorn]

need backup

@storm nimbus help

[green fractal]

[storm nimbus]

I'm customising car

[neon acorn]

Im in need of a getaway

something for ballistic

[alpine basin]

still desynced, shame

[alpine basin]

[storm nimbus]

Joining back or we joining you?

[neon acorn]

how long does the survival stay for

[storm nimbus]

4 in game hours

[neon acorn]

oh ok

[storm nimbus]

So 8 minutes

[alpine basin]

Not that long, Im near it so I can join either or

[neon acorn]

@storm nimbus come

[storm nimbus]

Where?

[neon acorn]

oh

mmm puff puff

how is this hard

reminds me of barry

[storm nimbus]

I hear wave 6 is annoying

[mild hearth]

How do u get the associate role

[storm nimbus]

Mods select you to apply for it

[nocturne fossil]

imagine me being associate 😇

[neon acorn]

I did my weekly yay

[fierce mason]

what even does associate do?

[neon acorn]

thats it?

lame

[alpine basin]

yea

[alpine basin]

they hunt people and feed them to the mods (supposably to lore)

[fierce mason]

Dont worry transient
I got more work for you

Sell my MC business, puchase my document foundary and get me 2 billion dollars

Ill be busy getting 100% on single player

[alpine basin]

sounds fun

[neon acorn]

no thanks

im doing 100% too

[fierce mason]

Very nice
What percentage you in?

[neon acorn]

looks like billy eilish

[neon acorn]

like 58.1% but I've only finished the merryweather heist

im doing nuclear then sub parts and thats all collectibles basically done

[fierce mason]

Currently 81%

[green fractal]

It aims to promote the best and brightest users who help to increase the overall quality of the GTA community in general.

[neon acorn]

I got all monkey mosaics, all spaceship parts, all letter scraps, epsilion, and epsilon tracts

[nocturne fossil]

holy moly

[fierce mason]

I did something else

[neon acorn]

blah blah blah

@alpine basin do I get the squatch within 72 hours or smth?

[alpine basin]

correct

[neon acorn]

ok

story mode time then

[fierce mason]

I need the money okay

I still have to finish all the misc stuff because its not even close to being done
Fournately
I have money

[neon acorn]

what the hell did I watch

from my apartment too

idk

ill check later

[storm nimbus]

Need to kill copies of me lol
Then maybe be a rabbit

[fierce mason]

wait why is me and transient doing 100% at the same time?

That a weird coincidence

[alpine basin]

still not gotten it?

[storm nimbus]

2 more runs

[neon acorn]

I already did it on ps5

and Xbox

and whatnot

@fierce mason got em all

[alpine basin]

@storm nimbus hold Q, lean forward and spam jump 💔

[storm nimbus]

Sorry
Thanks for the help

[fierce mason]

Congrats
I just hoped in and purchase every property in the game

I know its not even part of 100% checklist but umm
Eh i have a billion dollar
Why not go crazy

now i have to go and get the nuclear waste cause there was 22 and i was getting tired of martin men coming after me in LS when i collect them

and finish franklin stranger and freaks missions
and trevor freak missions
and finally do michael freak missions

[lavish mulch]

I don't wanna do the Epsilon things and collecting submarine stuff again

[fierce mason]

Oh god
Dont

Its torture

I love the epsilon but i aint interested in spending 20 min running in the airstrip again

and the same applies to collecting submarine stuff

[lavish mulch]

I just don't wanna run for that long

[eager agate]

can you afk that on pc?

[lavish mulch]

I could use the discord overlay or game bar so the game thinks im holding down the W button

[fierce mason]

There is an issue
The cougar

If you die, you have to reset

You cant hold W because the cougar can kill you

there a reason why running at the airstrip is a good idea
Long distance, away from cougar and its mindless

[lavish mulch]

im gonna run down the highway

[nocturne fossil]

how can a lvl400 fail to fly a velum

this is ragebait

[rancid parcel]

No its plain stupidity.

[hollow owl]

It was Athena

5k hours experience on mk2

[alpine basin]

I think you're missing a zero on the end there

[hollow owl]

I was gnna say 10k hours

[brittle hatch]

there's an mk20 ?

[alpine basin]

10 mk2s squished together

[fierce mason]

Welcome to randoms

[brittle hatch]

i played og heists with me, me, a friend and a random yesterday

[fierce mason]

why play with a random?
Why torture

[brittle hatch]

we didn't have a 3rd or 4th friend available

[fleet sluice]

[nocturne fossil]

woah

thats not allowed

using magic in ls

[rancid parcel]

An acceptable lost due to garbage paint job.

[hollow owl]

This clip is nearly a year old

I changed it to full solid gold

[nocturne fossil]

i was like why would u do that and then remembered athena exists

[hollow owl]

I also have a clip of someone picking me up in a cargobob

Awhile I was mid afk

[rancid parcel]

No.

[nocturne fossil]

i wanna find this if it exists on legacy

[tame holly]

it should, i def heard about this before enhanced released

[nocturne fossil]

the guy said its not on enhanced btw

[west stirrup]

It’s gone on enchanted yea

[nocturne fossil]

u seen it ingame?

u seem to know

i have the legacy version on a ssd

[west stirrup]

Uhh

I think i saw it a whiiile ago

[nocturne fossil]

i remember going to the black ufo like 6years ago but cant remember now

these might be lil stuff that would be fun to show noobs too

i always show them the snowman in the shed

[nocturne fossil]

u remember where it is?

seems like the industrial area by the windfarm sorta

its really hard to comprehend this game ngl

finding all these mysteries is hard

racing has its own skillset

[west stirrup]

You’re on legacy rn?

[nocturne fossil]

pvp has its own skill set

missions have strats

dogfighting xd

[nocturne fossil]

not rn but when iam in the mood ill do it

[rancid parcel]

WHY ARE YOU BANNED AGAIN?

[nocturne fossil]

lmao

[nocturne fossil]

about todo prison break elite

[tame holly]

Gl i wont mind stealing ur strats once im done with series a elite

I do still need to do 2 setups but yeah

[neon acorn]

It does

my stats before the paleto heist @fierce mason

I would've had the rest done but I forgot that you cant hangout with M or T during the exile

and the third tri aint available till after monkey business

but after that, I'll have those josh missions and then its just main mission spamming all the way through

[lavish mulch]

speemdrun

[fierce mason]

What THE FUCK

[neon acorn]

yeah 32 hours is wr time at the moment

[neon acorn]

What

[fierce mason]

how did you

[neon acorn]

I was at 58% not too long ago

[neon acorn]

Look at my playtime

It’s almost been 9 hours

[lavish mulch]

mine is also record time

[fierce mason]

Mate
How much free time do you HAVE?!?!

[lavish mulch]

[west stirrup]

Rookie numbers

Where’s the 70 hours

[neon acorn]

I’m free this entire week

[neon acorn]

The game breaks after like 30 hours

[neon acorn]

I went for monkey mosaics, epsilon tracts and peyote plants though

so

[fierce mason]

I hate her free time

[neon acorn]

Im technically faster

[neon acorn]

meow meow it’s only for this week

[lavish mulch]

i can't be asked to do the epsilon

i got the monkeys tho i think

[neon acorn]

It’s easy

[west stirrup]

I thought you did 50 hour play sessions earlier

[fierce mason]

also not going on a free start

[neon acorn]

I did epsilon before the jewellery heist

[neon acorn]

I probably did? Idk

[fierce mason]

wait what?

[neon acorn]

yup

[fierce mason]

how did you even afford it?

[neon acorn]

Money suitcase

rinse and repeat

Got like $200,000

[fierce mason]

Oh that one

Now you see
I am legit

I did it after michale family was gone

[neon acorn]

It’s legit

[neon acorn]

ew

[fierce mason]

It fits

Beside i thought when going exile, the epilsion outfit would be avaliable
turns out, it was not

[neon acorn]

Nope Micheal became an epsilonist before robbing

[fierce mason]

I did after losing it

and proceed to steal 2 mil

[neon acorn]

I’m doing monkey business rn

[fierce mason]

and then a while later and i casually got 1 billion dollars from stock market

[neon acorn]

[fierce mason]

okay maybe it takes me forever is because i do side nonsense

[fierce mason]

Ew photo screen share
Use screenshot like a normal person like you tell me to do all the time

[neon acorn]

I’m multitasking stinky

Playing and using my phone

[fierce mason]

No such thing as multitask in my eyes

[neon acorn]

Grr

[fierce mason]

Anyways here mine

[neon acorn]

EWWWW

SO MUCH STUFF LEFT

[lavish mulch]

[neon acorn]

I went for basically all of the collectibles as fast and as early as possible

[fierce mason]

I went and did stuff

[lavish mulch]

i don't wanna run in the desert for 7 miles or something

i might get the submarine stuff and that's it

[fierce mason]

Beside i am enjoying the game

[neon acorn]

Yuck not even the races are done

[fierce mason]

You are speedrunning
I am just taking my time

[neon acorn]

Yappa doodle doo

[fierce mason]

You seriously gonna tell the man who has a known reputation of not how to drive in video games that he hgonna races because he doing them last?

Hell i already died by crahsing

[neon acorn]

oh lord

[neon acorn]

How do you drive irl

Probably on two wheels

[fierce mason]

A lot better but you not gonna even believe me

[plucky burrow]

rip

[neon acorn]

gg

@fierce mason I got this shot

[fierce mason]

Nice

[neon acorn]

That’s how I imagine you shooting

Eyes closed

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

the og mk5 with drum mag aint bad

for people like me who cant aim that is

[sleek prism]

Is that.. Michael?

[fierce mason]

I aim good

Driving however

[craggy mica]

playstation!?

[neon acorn]

It's Trevor Philips Industries

@sleek prism did you sell your pc or smth

@fierce mason I’m doing the final triathlon and then speeding through the story, got it?

say wallahi bro

[west stirrup]

Hf with the final triathlon

[fierce mason]

I am over here doing activities

[neon acorn]

Just watching YouTube and listening to spot while holding stuff down

Whereas on console…

Sore thumb

[fierce mason]

I'm over here doing the entire flight school
And finishing stranger and freaks

[neon acorn]

Yawn

My OCD wouldn’t let me leave that stuff last

[hollow owl]

You are lying if you ever complete that

[neon acorn]

LOL

[hollow owl]

Lmaoo

[neon acorn]

It’ll take him an hour per lesson

[fierce mason]

Proof im doing it

And the hardest is parahuting

I hate skydiving

Also the hell is OCD?

Isn't that the cleaning disorder?

[neon acorn]

Bruh

Cleaning disorder 🥀

Search it up ya Marty! @fierce mason

[fierce mason]

Well I'm not wrong but you are not specific enough

[craggy mica]

[neon acorn]

omfg you and AI

ehh

nvm wtv

It’s the need for symmetry @fierce mason

It has to be perfect

And if not then it’ll bother the hell out of me and I won’t be able to stop thinking about it

[fierce mason]

Ah I know that one
Know someone who has it

[neon acorn]

Like you left everything last and now your map is such a mess

[neon acorn]

23 missions left

let’s do this

I’m gonna get it all done within this play-through

[fierce mason]

Yeah...
Its like if there a bunch if of books are not organised
I know this too well

Like the books are on the table but they are not in their shelfs and it bothers you

It not right
Its just left
The shelf is empty
It just hurts your brain and you have to clean it to make it perfect

[neon acorn]

I’m almost done btw

[candid veldt]

I was surprise attacked by npcs in armored benefactor, in suits... who are they? I dont recall such thing

[golden sundial]

It was the IAA

Agent ulp is burning bridges

[candid veldt]

is it some event? cause I just got some more

now in armored benefactor suv

[fierce mason]

I'm having fun
Went and broke 15 signs
May did it while on a 5 star wanted

Doing border control
Then I'll go sub and complete the rest

[nocturne fossil]

A prison elite a day keeps a ceylon happy

[green fractal]

Iirc those guys are sent from Facility.

[neon acorn]

How'd you do it that fast?

[nocturne fossil]

cooperative speedrunning with some friends of rolex

[neon acorn]

@fierce mason the big one time

[sacred oxide]

[lavish mulch]

[craggy mica]

14 hours

[neon acorn]

Still going strong

3 more missions left

[craggy mica]

trophy?

[neon acorn]

Trophy.

@fierce mason speed it up

[golden sundial]

Pretty achievable with bati and vigilante in prison

Or by mining if you're tryhard

[neon acorn]

mm

[candid veldt]

I see... nice

[green fractal]

There is a pc in control room, the one with table that has some arsenal on it and security cameras.

[neon acorn]

@fierce mason after an extra 50% of progress, I'm pretty much done

only took 14 hours and 45 mins

I’m so close to getting all the achievements

[candid veldt]

😮

[fierce mason]

Very nice

And I'm casually yelling for help

Okay phone image bad but there a shark and the submarine pieces WERE not fun to pick up when sharks spaen

Why do sharks even spawn
Weren't they suppsoe to spawn at the mad edge
Not literal next to the coast

[neon acorn]

Nope

There are shark infested waters buddy

Also the sharks won’t attack you as long as the camera is panned on them

And regardless you can outrun it I’m pretty sure

They won’t actively chase you unless you’re staying in their face

[neon acorn]

Submarine is better than waste

[fierce mason]

Mate
I have the fear of the ocean
The ocean terrifies me
Add sharks to the mix and yeah
Waste is atleast I know I'm safe
Submarine I am terrified

Actually easier to say I have thalassophobia

[candid veldt]

well thats lucky, 3 solo weed sells, 3 trucks, 2 week trucks tho

[nocturne fossil]

i did the mining part and bike

whats guud chat

no talk?

[neon acorn]

Mining part?

[nocturne fossil]

dropping mines on potential noose spawns

[neon acorn]

Ah ok

[nocturne fossil]

like this

[neon acorn]

Since when was Alvin and the chipmunks in gta 5

🐿️

[nocturne fossil]

sped it up a bit shoulda cut the entire audio

[candid veldt]

ahhh western reever... lol keanu Reeves just realized.

[nocturne fossil]

ur realizing this now? lol

based on a bikr conpany keanu owns i think

[tribal oar]

mk2?

[west stirrup]

Mm2

[neon acorn]

@fierce mason @alpine basin last one

[fleet sluice]

@rancid parcel you know what time it is.

[silk shuttle]

making it look like you're already in the velum

[fierce mason]

Very nice

[fleet sluice]

[golden sundial]

The Velum hasn't been destroyed???

[silk shuttle]

🚁

[silk shuttle]

not yet

[fleet sluice]

he nearly did it on the escape too

[neon acorn]

this guy is jamming it out

if only I clipped it rofl

[fierce mason]

it sounds like a pilot is needed

[neon acorn]

I might be able to get all gta 5 achievements pretty soon

Only one story mode achievement left and then the rest are super duper easy online achievements

[fierce mason]

i was wondering what you were doing in the game
cause you were online while already got a 100%

[neon acorn]

yappa doodle doo

I did more than 100%

[fierce mason]

Did you accuire a billion dollars?

[neon acorn]

Nah cba

[fierce mason]

then you cant afford everything in singleplayer

[neon acorn]

Still got the $200 million cheddar achievement though

[fierce mason]

stock market?

[neon acorn]

I made a save, and regardless that’s lame and pointless

[neon acorn]

Yeah only took 4 investments

[fierce mason]

In my eyes
Its not TRUE 100% if you not filthy rich

[neon acorn]

I’m more than happy with my $40,000,000 ty

[golden sundial]

Get 67m

[fierce mason]

also i am looking at my achivement and the only thing left is everything director mode and online

[neon acorn]

True

[neon acorn]

Director mode ones are easy

I did them all just now in like 15 mins

[fierce mason]

oh and there the gold medal ones

[neon acorn]

Yeah that’ll take you until GTA 6 lol

[fierce mason]

Ironically, its probably accuracry and mission time

Cause i was taking my time

Enjoying the missions

[neon acorn]

slow poke

[neon acorn]

🥀

accuracy because your aim is stinky

Yet the other day you said your aim is good

oh dear

[fierce mason]

I use an auto gun and i focus on headshots

Also i abuse the minigun

[neon acorn]

ewwww

[fierce mason]

You think accurarcy i would be concern with a minigun?

[neon acorn]

Who uses the mini buns 🥀

Grrr

[fierce mason]

In online

[neon acorn]

ehh

it’s actually useful in online

For like helicopters or juggs

That’s really it

[fierce mason]

True

It would be broken but the enemy are ungodly aimed

[neon acorn]

Can’t wait to plat gta 5 though

Finally

Before GTA 6

then I can plat GTA 4

[fierce mason]

Actually you wanna know whats worse

[neon acorn]

what

[fierce mason]

Doing the final mission and getting almost gold medal but the fucking rapid fire bug came and destoryed the time mission

[neon acorn]

?

Martol that’s just you bruh

[fierce mason]

I did the last mission multiple times because i was trying to stock market
And i was getting gold medal and got everything
But the damn rapid fire bug came in devin house and i died, losing the mission time

[neon acorn]

Bruh

Martol I think you gotta retire this game

How do you die at Devin's house

You're literally Trevor

[fierce mason]

Rapid FIRE bug

[neon acorn]

sounds like you were just doing backflips

[fierce mason]

It literally was that

[neon acorn]

You have an ability that prevents you from taking damage buddy

Skill issue

[fierce mason]

I clicked but it happened before it activates

[neon acorn]

Cap

Ain't believing nun

Anyway I’m gonna go and lay in bed, been playing constantly

I think I’ve spent roughly 40-50 hours in the span of like 3 days

no

[fierce mason]

You not even gonna believe me anyways
You dont believe in anything XD

[neon acorn]

In the span of 6 days

[neon acorn]

I believe in everything expect you and that stinky guy who I forgot about

[alpine basin]

20k is more than enough for me to buy some ammo and refill snacks

[neon acorn]

story mode

but yeah

[alpine basin]

I got like 4 dollars in story combined by all 3 characters

[neon acorn]

This makes Lamar richer than you 🥀

although he probably spent his money all on that clucking bell chicken bucket

[fierce mason]

He still ate some good chicken unlike your characters

[alpine basin]

my character eats cheeze burgers mostly

[fierce mason]

franklin, trevor and michael eat that?

[neon acorn]

Trevor does

man I’m drunk

but shit I ain’t getting drunker

[fierce mason]

Oh that why you were so willing to see the gta vc playthrough
You were drunk

[neon acorn]

Yes

[fierce mason]

Wait why the fuck is a 17 year old drinking?

[neon acorn]

It’s a story mode reference

When you swap to Franklin

[fierce mason]

I knew the refrenece
I was unsure if you were drinking or making a refrenece

[neon acorn]

Goodnight ol' friend

[fierce mason]

Goodnight and goodlcuk

[burnt maple]

Accept my friend request

[rancid parcel]

No

[burnt maple]

I need you to rob casino

[rancid parcel]

Retired.

[fierce mason]

@burnt maple
Do not ask athena to play gta
She is always retired

She comes online on a blue moon

[hollow owl]

So never

[fierce mason]

Exactly

[hollow owl]

Athena, if I get a pc someday

Would you hop on gta

For like

5 minutes

So I can orb you like i promised

[rancid parcel]

No

[golden sundial]

Just use your sister's

[hollow owl]

That laptop is a school laptop

[opal rock]

And

[hollow owl]

There are restrictions

[fierce mason]

This laptop is an office laptop
Doesnt stop me from playing the game

[opal rock]

Just boot from usb

[hollow owl]

The school would've obviously done things to em

[opal rock]

No restrictions

[fierce mason]

So buy a copy

[hollow owl]

Give me the money to get one then

[rancid parcel]

I put ip grabbuh in it

[hollow owl]

Either that

[fierce mason]

@opal rock
Give him the money

[hollow owl]

Or i win this pc giveaway

[opal rock]

I’m poor

I’ll chip in a fiver

[fierce mason]

You have kids
You are not classifed as poor

[opal rock]

That’s why I’m poor

[alpine basin]

Thats crazy, I too are poor

[fierce mason]

Is it due to whatever setup crazyiness that you made just to play gta with anyone in the world?

[rancid parcel]

Amateurs

[fierce mason]

anyways gonna go and 100% VC and record it

[fierce mason]

Wait you are jetpack cat?

[alpine basin]

@neon acorn when I said we're still going, I meant it, they can't stop me even if I have to ruin one of my 10 copies of the same car

[fierce mason]

she asleep

or watching my vc video

idk

[hollow owl]

She is yapping in gtao

[neon acorn]

Cooking

[alpine basin]

they're literally chatting in another chat right now 💔

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[neon acorn]

I ain't asleep, dweller

[fierce mason]

The hell is this then!?!?

[neon acorn]

I love your chevy so much

[neon acorn]

It’s another GTA story mode reference

[opal rock]

Just dismissing you

Nicely

[fierce mason]

I am heading to Australia

anyways gonna go and 100% VC and record it

and i am just crashing a lot

[alpine basin]

you know for a car that has low traction tires it does quite well

too bad theres no rain or I can't see what it can really do

[neon acorn]

WOW

Even though there ain't any rain, it still looks nice to watch

[lavish mulch]

valid reaction at the end

[alpine basin]

too bad I can only hit those with a drift tuned zr350 correctly, they end up going down the middle if I use anything else, maybe one day when Im better

[lavish mulch]

[neon acorn]

so many cars

[lavish mulch]

me when I go outside

[alpine basin]

Oh, thats why my fps is tanking, someone using an object crasher

[neon acorn]

Object crasher?

[alpine basin]

I would be funny and say I took this while moving but No, thats just how they look

[neon acorn]

Is that when someone squeezes something

[neon acorn]

what in the world

[alpine basin]

Spawning a mass amount of objects into one coordnate to create a bunch of collisions, crashing someones game

[neon acorn]

Yeah that’s what I meant

[west stirrup]

Halloween weather gon

[burnt maple]

I can’t miss that

[burnt maple]

Nice car the tempa

[golden sundial]

I wish drift races were like that

[alpine basin]

i'd have been disqualified for having more than 2 tires off the road on the downhill turn

I rarely even show the fail clips either, theres lots of those I could throw around

[fierce mason]

The object what?

[fierce mason]

Oh i see

[candid veldt]

yea arch

[fast bridge]

What color is that?

[west stirrup]

Rerplurorange

[alpine basin]

what are you yammering about

[west stirrup]

Red purple orange

Sunrise something

[alpine basin]

I gotta write this down

[west stirrup]

New chameleon paint

Rerplurorange

[alpine basin]

sounds very dastardly

[west stirrup]

Ur dastardly

[lavish mulch]

[tidal yew]

[flint flower]

Well damn

[lucid pewter]

Ngl gonna lie the tampa seems pretty fun to drive

[untold dock]

not gonna lie gonna lie

so it doesn't seem pretty fun to drive

[stiff reef]

smh my head

[plucky burrow]

guys please tell rockstar to put us back into the same type of online session after getting kicked '

[opal rock]

Skill issue

[plucky burrow]

what does this mean

are you a rockstar

[opal rock]

It means you lack skill

[plucky burrow]

skull

[opal rock]

What you doing in gta, I might return to the game

[plucky burrow]

afk

[opal rock]

Does it still have the Halloween filter

[plucky burrow]

it should

only at night

[untold dock]

no it doesn't

[opal rock]

So which is it, it has or it doesn’t

[untold dock]

does not have it

[opal rock]

Thank you

@plucky burrow why you spreading misinformation

[plucky burrow]

what

why did it stop

[opal rock]

Because it’s ass

And not Halloween

Good riddance

[plucky burrow]

give a real reason

I liked it

[opal rock]

Ofc you did

[plucky burrow]

[opal rock]

Does it remind you of home

[untold dock]

mexico filter

[plucky burrow]

yes

mi casa

now this paint job is pointless

no more piss

[viscid belfry]

This

[plucky burrow]

what this

[teal gale]

wall

[lavish mulch]

ball

[sacred oxide]

Baller

[tough charm]

is that the fucking vapid taxi?

[candid veldt]

no thats the impala

[tough charm]

oh...

[candid veldt]

no Im wrong

no im right

impaler sz

and yes chevy thought it was a good idea to make a car called the impala ss

[golden sundial]

What's wrong with it?

Oh...

[untold dock]

supersport

no need to be weird about it

[golden sundial]

What if it's not so super?

[candid veldt]

it wasnt even close to be either 😄

[tough charm]

wasnt impaler inspirated by impala? so they might be the same thing

[candid veldt]

yea yea thats correct

[candid veldt]

reminded me I have stock one

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

didnt expect them to remove the halloween weather dam

if someone asks about the crew in this server how do i point them towards it

is there like a command or sum?

[untold dock]

man i don't think rank 2500 is happening

2367 now and 1.5 days to go

[west stirrup]

Can i add you you seem funny

Funny friends

[golden sundial]

You can tell them to message modmail

[nocturne fossil]

got it

[nocturne fossil]

finding decent leg tattoos is hard af

[nocturne fossil]

this chat is usually active at this time

or am i the problem

[rancid parcel]

Mayhaps

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

No

[plucky burrow]

allow me to have frens

[fleet sluice]

allow him to have frens

[rancid parcel]

Nein

[nocturne fossil]

which scope yall use?

for sniper mk2

[west stirrup]

Fermol

[nocturne fossil]

zoom scope for heists = exp ammo
advanced scope for pvp = ext mag
thermal for general pvp and city = ext mag

using zoom scope might be crappy iam not sure

[west stirrup]

I use thermal with exposure rounds

[nocturne fossil]

whats the point

u aint shooting players so not much use

[fading kiln]

i use advanced scope

mainly because i don’t have thermal yet

[west stirrup]

Noob

[west stirrup]

3Pam

[alpine basin]

Im going to stop so I don't get shot in the back for whatever is going on

if anything, blame ceylon for it and we're set

[clear mango]

man with the gun here

[fading kiln]

good idea

[nocturne fossil]

unbelivable

[fading kiln]

unbe(liv)able

[nocturne fossil]

imagine joining a war and then suddenly everyone just shoots you instead

thats the kinda crap that happens in gta lobbies

[alpine basin]

You know every bank robbery has a fall guy somewhere in the mix, 6% cut and its all yours

[nocturne fossil]

i see a war and join in and suddenly iam the biggest griefer

[fading kiln]

yeah well

2 stones 1 bird

or

[nocturne fossil]

and then i get orbed, run over and shot

its not fair

[fading kiln]

3 stones 1 bird (including tianmi)

[fading kiln]

yeah but

game’s game

[nocturne fossil]

awful

even solo on my own after stepping on players they decide to job warp, ewo and use bst xd

[alpine basin]

Just 1 stone 685k+ people, just stone everyone with a big stone at once, issue solved

[nocturne fossil]

what is this stone metaphor

[fading kiln]

damn wall ur a genius

[nocturne fossil]

[fading kiln]

it’s all because of you 🫵

[nocturne fossil]

kalm down pork chop

iam

innocent bystander

[fading kiln]

omg lamborghini porkchops

[nocturne fossil]

the saltbae ahhh special

[nocturne fossil]

imagine not using arena ware shoes

this was from the morning when i played

cuz weather gone

[fading kiln]

no weather me happy

[nocturne fossil]

i knew u couldnt last that long

[fading kiln]

what

[nocturne fossil]

only strong minded gta players can endure halloween weather

[fading kiln]

oh

i did endure it

[nocturne fossil]

🧢

[fading kiln]

yes i did

but tbh the weather would be fun if all of the halloween events were there

[nocturne fossil]

reddit people complain about it and they would downvote whoever says the weather is good

[fading kiln]

lmaooo

[nocturne fossil]

i mean they save slashers and gooch what else could they even bring?

the ghost cars and ufos?

[fading kiln]

yeah

these are more fun

gooch robbed me in april fools

[nocturne fossil]

maybe a car thats 420based

missed opputunity there

[fading kiln]

(i’m happy about it because i got the outfit that i missed)

[nocturne fossil]

LD organics van running u over xD

[fading kiln]

lol

[nocturne fossil]

the contaminated smoke drains health

[fading kiln]

imagine it’s lamar driving

[nocturne fossil]

ghost lamar

[fading kiln]

yes that

[nocturne fossil]

talks about yee yee hair cut

[fading kiln]

lmao

wait if gta 6 releases on 11/19

do we expect that gta 6 online releases in christmas?

[nocturne fossil]

many people have mentally prepared that its gonna get delayed again

[fading kiln]

same

[nocturne fossil]

🔮

[lavish mulch]

ball

[sacred oxide]

So what're we looking for

Is it going to ?

[nocturne fossil]

here u go 🙌 🔮

now use it 🤌

[alpine basin]

[lavish mulch]

[fading kiln]

ball

[tidal yew]

[lavish mulch]

oon

[tame holly]

who's ready for counterfeit cash x2 tomorrow ?

maybe me unironnically i think my cash factory is full

[nocturne fossil]

why isnt this working

iam tryna annoy someone in public sesh

[rancid parcel]

Why are you leaking my setup?

[nocturne fossil]

i heard someone else say it dont work either

ok ull the savage then no issue xd

[nocturne fossil]

[tame holly]

should u put them out of their misery ?

[nocturne fossil]

he's looking at the pause menu

the dude must be shivering rn

i moved away

[quaint belfry]

Without consent

[lavish mulch]

take the trucks and drive away

[west stirrup]

Eat the trash

[nocturne fossil]

this chat is nothing without me

whats good chat

[tame holly]

stays silent

[rancid parcel]

Be quiet its midnight

[nocturne fossil]

[silk shuttle]

now this looks like a job for him
so everyone just follow him
cause he needs a little controversy
cause it feels so empty without him

[nocturne fossil]

iam very useful individual :))

ask me how much a full batch of nightclub sells and watch how fast i go to the store to get milk

[nocturne fossil]

for some reason this doesnt work and tez has no mention of this

also not just me other players noticed it too

oh

thats possible

[twin drum]

did yall know you can steal peoples acid delivery bikes

[hollow owl]

No

[twin drum]

cause i sure didnt until i just saw someone do it lmao

[hollow owl]

I would never do that

[fierce mason]

So can anyone tell me is it me or does HSW vehiciles have an issue with offroad and tend to drift more

[hollow owl]

Well they have more power

[twin drum]

guy just shot the owner off and then yoinked the bike and bailed

[hollow owl]

They will spin out more than the none hsw variant

[twin drum]

average player let go of W challenge

impossible

[fierce mason]

Huh no wonder

[twin drum]

MUST keep flooring it

[hollow owl]

2 turbos man

Like obviously

✋ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ🤚

[fierce mason]

hey i spend around... idk i got the hsw for free
I still spend money on its upgrades

[hollow owl]

I do like the Sent XS

One of my favourites 100%

Just a clean car imo

[fierce mason]

I literally got it because i remember TGG said it at the beginning and i only had 2 mil
I am cheap man

[twin drum]

any car can be clean if you just WASH it

fool

[fierce mason]

or in my case
if you repair it

[merry marsh]

more torque + more power to the wheels = less grip and more wheelspin

[plucky burrow]

@golden sundial

come

[golden sundial]

I'm on the way home

[neon acorn]

That one song

[tame holly]

LMAO

L week anyway

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1ssvhrb/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_april_23rd_to_april/

[viscid belfry]

yo anyone wanna help me sell my hangar?

[gritty ibex]

discord thinks im a new player

i have 180 hours on the game

Basically it used to show up in acitivyy but 1 day it dissappeared, i went to settings to add it and now it thinks im a new player

[nocturne fossil]

does it really matter?

[gritty ibex]

Yes

I cant let people think I'm a newbie

[hollow owl]

Who said it would be counter cash 2x like hours ago lmao

Cuz its true from what I see

[hollow owl]

You actually got it right

So

When is gta6 coming out then

[tame holly]

I didn't, it was just part of the newswire last week

[hollow owl]

Wat

[tame holly]

Yup

[hollow owl]

So they leaked the 420 weeks

Also, how much is SOTW legal work normally

[nocturne fossil]

i prefer the opposite

[gritty ibex]

Why

[nocturne fossil]

i just prefer being a peasant lol

thats why i dont even have a cmm role

anyways i play gtao for 16hours straight i kinda wanna goto sleep now

[naive zenith]

Rockstar is frying me

10x on smoke on the water legal work

The pay is so garbage even a 10x multiplier isn't gonna help shit

[covert atlas]

Like 1500-2000 iirc

[craggy mica]

uff L

[silk shuttle]

the message they're sending is that legal work always pays scraps

[sacred oxide]

The "Prince" of France said it aswell

[rancid parcel]

Its actually 2x counterfeit cash this week

Damn

This guy works for R* confirmed guys

[nova comet]

What did i missed ?

[rancid parcel]

Mini Halloween

[west stirrup]

You’re mini

[fierce mason]

Hmm
So control speed

[tame holly]

^

[west stirrup]

They still tease upcoming event weeks?

[alpine basin]

they still release all of their entire DLC content at once and dripfeed it except if you "enable it" through some untradional ways too, same method they did years ago introing drip feed

[fierce mason]

Why does the HSW vehicles have a different set of tires?

And why do these vehicles suck at offroad

I know i only own a sentinel XS but its really concerning if i cant manage to drive one of the car especially since i used to drive it just fine without the upgrade

[tame holly]

they don't have a different set of tires ?

HSW is basically way more power added to a car

but since its the same tires, more power will make spinning easier

[alpine basin]

Me using low traction tires on a high speed muscle car

[flint flower]

It's not crime, it's "croime"

[fierce mason]

I use bulletproof tires

I dont care for drift

I want speed

[flint flower]

I guess you could say you have a Need for Speed?

[alpine basin]

I want both drift and speed

[fierce mason]

I am a simple man

I want to go from point A to point B

No need for fancy tricks

[flint flower]

I like the Niobe if it's strictly only for A to B without utilities

Fast but not uncontrollable like Banshee

[fierce mason]

That my car

I do not care for looks
I care for efficiency

then again
efficieny is just using op2

[earnest steppe]

Your better off using a mk2 or a helicopter

[fierce mason]

@earnest steppe
Wow its like i mention it

[earnest steppe]

If your picking a car it's either personal protection or cool

[flint flower]

Or heist setups

[earnest steppe]

Armored Kuruma moment

[flint flower]

Armored Kuruma is great for protection but if I only need to get to the mission ASAP, Niobe is where it's at

There's a few missions where I use the armored kuruma, like pac standard bikes setup, hack

[fierce mason]

I honestly prefer duke of death over kuruma due to simply able to tank rockets

[earnest steppe]

I forget FMJ exists purely to beat bulletproof glass

[fierce mason]

Kuruma is good but cant tank crap

I only use kuruma during like random if for some reason i decide to

Oh and duke of death is also free so tahts a bonus

[tribal oar]

what about insurgent?

[fierce mason]

Insurgent is good

Albeit is it the insurgnet custom or just normal insurgent?

If it insurgent custom
Then its a good vehicle
Has a giant mounted gun that gonna kill people

Normal insurgent
eh

[tribal oar]

custom

[fierce mason]

Honestly
A very good vehicle
Sure wont protect from gunfire but you got a giant gun to kill things
In certain missions, literally a life savior like the chernobob or others

[tribal oar]

💯

[lavish mulch]

[silk shuttle]

people shit on for repeatedly putting mc businesses on double money but i mean
isn't it good that they're putting these businesses on double money at last? it's not like they were going to put the on double money anyway and 2x on is sure better than 2x on store holdups (which they've done in the past)

[alpine basin]

wheres my cayo perico with 100% chance of finding 6 billion gold piles and a panther statue made out of straight stone

[fading kiln]

i want that

[alpine basin]

Im noticing a pattern
I can't quite put my finger on it

[fading kiln]

wdym

[alpine basin]

(dies)

[craggy mica]

15k rp woah

[lavish mulch]

[craggy mica]

10x

[lavish mulch]

smoke on the water?

[craggy mica]

yes

[lavish mulch]

I haven't bought those yet

[alpine basin]

Heres the hoodie unlocked if anyone cares for it, weekly challenge

[forest jackal]

we gonna be legal employees now

[craggy mica]

looks good

[spice inlet]

it looks good ngl

[alpine basin]

games a scam

[untold dock]

peyotes still there?

[spice inlet]

how much money is it giving at 10x

[alpine basin]

25k, not a whole ton

[craggy mica]

3974

[alpine basin]

I didn't even notice my rank showed at the top dang, sleepiness is getting to me

[green fractal]

Mödder

[alpine basin]

Xbox because Im getting the hoodie, already got it on pc because it was given out last year, but Im glad I could fool it, thats why the screen is much smaller :b
(and he asked how much it gave so I figured may as well)

also shrunken down by a bazillion too I guess over... this whole mess

Ig if anyone wants to sell some cash though, Im prepped to doing so for a while

[nocturne fossil]

u play on console?

[alpine basin]

unfortunately

[nocturne fossil]

why tho

[alpine basin]

I've stopped on PS, just have the role so I can point people to channels, but xbox is still there

[alpine basin]

I have a 360 I play often, I just do it because I have nothing else to do

[golden sundial]

Players too scary?

[alpine basin]

the gta crew is like 90% dead

and I don't have anyone here who wants to do stuff so idk what to do

[alpine basin]

esspecially the ps ones, they're scary

and evil

Might be better off just closing gta though today, nobody wants to sell any cash or do anything in the places I look, an xbox is going to give me a brain attack if I keep playing it further