gta-online-mk2

[plucky burrow]

sell my weed

[west stirrup]

uh

[hollow owl]

No

[past gazelle]

i will trace you

[gritty ibex]

WHY IS THERE A CLONE OF ME

[neon acorn]

Is that a squirrel?

[neon acorn]

You’re high again

[candid veldt]

cause halloween event for no reason

[wintry ermine]

[rose latch]

no fucking way

[west stirrup]

What way

[viscid belfry]

Wait is it October already?

[west stirrup]

Man gta 6 is 1 month away

[viscid belfry]

Am I bringing pranked right now?

[nocturne fossil]

perhaps

[viscid belfry]

Perjaps

[flint flower]

It's Octember

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

It’s octoember

[tidal yew]

Why it can't be octmaymber

[midnight sail]

What’s yellow, Linux? Lmao

[merry marsh]

game cant be played online on linux, the role is just because they pay the server's membership

[midnight sail]

I know I’m joking

[quaint belfry]

[viscid belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

[neon acorn]

I didn’t pay, someone gifted it to me

I still don’t even know who

[nocturne fossil]

lots of players roleplaying as fish in vespucci

was looking for a war and found fish

[flint flower]

Who said fish can't fight

[viscid belfry]

Wait wat???

[nocturne fossil]

🐟

[still bobcat]

Angel just whispered happy birthday to you

[nocturne fossil]

ill have haviland wish me that

[still bobcat]

10!

[tame holly]

congrats on cake trophy

[still bobcat]

Yeah I equipped it

She's a little early, my birthday is tomorrow

[lavish mulch]

is that a lollipop

[west stirrup]

No it’s a hat

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat when I get home can we play the new survival mode?

[neon acorn]

no, that's my sledgehammer

[lavish mulch]

your sledgehammer seems broken

[gritty ibex]

bruhh why is the halloween weatehr still there

[gritty ibex]

yo nice

[brittle hatch]

why would they remove it ?

[gritty ibex]

cuz its a bug

[west stirrup]

You’re a bug

[rancid parcel]

yay the weather is gonna stay for a week

[hollow owl]

Irrelevant

My character can stay in the clouds

[brittle hatch]

me too

everytime i join a session i can stay in the clouds for days

[nocturne fossil]

laughs in resource monitor

[lavish mulch]

that used to work for me but not anymore idk why

[nocturne fossil]

it always works

it never stopped working

it work for red dead as well

[lavish mulch]

I suspend process and resume it after like 20 seconds and im still in the sky

[nocturne fossil]

just suspend for 20secs

[nocturne fossil]

then keep doing it in periods of 20secs

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

suspend/ resume
wait 5mins to verify it works or not
and again suspend/ resume

[nocturne fossil]

same logic when car gets stuck due to regional ping lag

except its 5secs instead 20secs

or u lag out of missions/ heists

[plucky burrow]

add that to windows11

please mr developer

[nocturne fossil]

its in windows11 bro

[nocturne fossil]

press start key and type resource monitor

[plucky burrow]

why hidden

used to be in task manager

[lavish mulch]

still is but you need to click 3 dots

[plucky burrow]

anyway

[plucky burrow]

nuh

oh in performance tab

[lavish mulch]

[plucky burrow]

I'm getting old

it's the lumbago

[lavish mulch]

the lumbago is getting to you

[plucky burrow]

then what was the issue blud @golden sundial

you misinformed me so bad

allat suffering in cmm

[lavish mulch]

i almost did cmm but died

[golden sundial]

Wut

[flint flower]

Howdy Lumbilbo Baggins

[flint flower]

How ya been

[plucky burrow]

u said that u can't open resource monitor in win11 while we were doing dcmm2 like a year ago

[plucky burrow]

still selling weed

wbu

[golden sundial]

This is defamation, I never said that

[flint flower]

Same old, playing apartment heists with randoms

[golden sundial]

I just said there's an option that didn't show up for me in task manager on win11

I forgot what it was

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

hmm

[flint flower]

Though there has been fewer of them being hosted, I could sit here for 10 minutes without finding a lobby

[plucky burrow]

it do be like that

I never touched gta in

[flint flower]

[plucky burrow]

a monf

that's too recent

dunno when was that

[nocturne fossil]

what are you doing here

[plucky burrow]

😭

[flint flower]

Time is simultaneously going too fast and too slow

[plucky burrow]

I'm here to lfg

[nocturne fossil]

shunt boosting in halloween weather is fun

[plucky burrow]

nah

selling weed is more

[flint flower]

Halloween weather makes everything worse

[tame holly]

when snow + halloween weather

the best and the worst weather effects combined

[nocturne fossil]

is that even possible

we ask the magician

[tame holly]

probably not or only on pc with "magic"

but i more say snow with the orange filter

[flint flower]

Slasher is fun and all, but the weather is so ass

Talking about Halloween in general

[plucky burrow]

casual takes

[nocturne fossil]

iTs juST a wEek bRo

after that gone

[plucky burrow]

real pc enhancers wouldn't say this

[flint flower]

What would they say

[nocturne fossil]

iam unreal

[flint flower]

Like the game engine?

[plucky burrow]

is he 5

[nocturne fossil]

[golden sundial]

I don't mind the rain cuz I don't have skill issue, but the visuals are sucky wucky

[plucky burrow]

paint a car neon green I wanna see something

[flint flower]

Using off road vehicles is cheating

[nocturne fossil]

any car works tbh

[tame holly]

even bikes

[plucky burrow]

I wish the yellow filter was good enough to actually filter stuff

[flint flower]

Idk if off-road has better traction in rain like it is for snow

[golden sundial]

Banshee gts

[plucky burrow]

makes colours look (x+yellow) different

[nocturne fossil]

it does but its not hard to drive with a general car

[plucky burrow]

nah

I have a yellow sunglass

it makes reality so cool

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

it's so weird and cool at the same time

though it has blue light filter

maybe that makes a big difference

blue either becomes green or grey

[nocturne fossil]

i spend the week on gta with this crap weather

pictures gonna be fire

[golden sundial]

You have the option of not doing that

It does wonders

[plucky burrow]

I can't

[nocturne fossil]

i appreciate it somewhat

[plucky burrow]

I need to sell

all that weed

all that money

[golden sundial]

Right, the weed must be sold

[plucky burrow]

yes hop on

[still bobcat]

gta is life

[plucky burrow]

whoa

[still bobcat]

you were meant to say "see nwy gets it" and or "true"

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

see nwy gets itt

[still bobcat]

now it looks like i play gta all day

[plucky burrow]

treue

[golden sundial]

Does nwy get it?

[nocturne fossil]

nah

[still bobcat]

does nwy know

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

you can get it

[golden sundial]

I got it

[plucky burrow]

guys speak gta

why is this

off topic

[still bobcat]

how is playing gta all day off topic

[plucky burrow]

idk

[brittle hatch]

i died wave 4 i'm closing this game !

[golden sundial]

Skill issue

Cora got to 6

[plucky burrow]

you can sell my weed instead

but y'all never listen

[brittle hatch]

no i'm going back to my quest to find the coolest car

[tame holly]

I got to 7 and beat it first try (ignore the lvl 200 random that also joined in)

[still bobcat]

Is this the stoner survival, i've done all 7 waves

[brittle hatch]

i hate y'all me and my lvl 58 account

[plucky burrow]

ignore the aim assist

[tame holly]

hey controller moment

[plucky burrow]

use aim assist king it's based

I would if I could

the bots use it

[nocturne fossil]

is that why he got to wave7

i havent even seen the survival

[tame holly]

well partly but also bc i alr knew to get grenades for the clown vans and the fact that i didn't do it solo

[nocturne fossil]

gotta see how it goes on pc

[rancid parcel]

No.

[plucky burrow]

hop on

I need money

[rancid parcel]

No brokies allowed in this channel.

[plucky burrow]

level 100 in the server

I'm more

I win

[rancid parcel]

But broke

[plucky burrow]

nuh

[nocturne fossil]

u both shall touch grass

look at me lvl75 and touching grass

learn

[untold dock]

first 5 waves of stoner survival are easy

wave 6 is just dumb, idk about 7

[plucky burrow]

use the RC tank

[still bobcat]

wave 6 was harder than 7 imo

[tame holly]

its a combination of all the other waves' enemies

[lavish mulch]

is it possible to complete solo

[tame holly]

and no real cover

[untold dock]

OH

there's a widowmaker on wave 6

that probably makes it about 10 times easier

[west stirrup]

Yes

[lavish mulch]

you can't use your own guns?

[untold dock]

no

[rancid parcel]

I already am

[untold dock]

you have a pistol, a pump shotgun and an assault rifle

+pickups

[tame holly]

btw there is a minigun on wave 7

[lavish mulch]

can you be a rat and climb somewhere so they can't get you

[nocturne fossil]

atomizer

[tame holly]

not really

[lavish mulch]

im gonna go try it

[nocturne fossil]

iam not gonna try it

maybe ill do it on an alt but avoid it else

[untold dock]

i'm gonna try it

[lavish mulch]

[untold dock]

knowledge of the widowmaker gives me newfound strength

[nocturne fossil]

iam only trying it since people are sating its hard

[lavish mulch]

and i have no knowledge

[nocturne fossil]

wave6

[tame holly]

dw u absolutely don't need to know anything for the prison wave

[lavish mulch]

[untold dock]

prison got much easier when i picked up the assault shotgun

[lavish mulch]

does it pop up on a specifc time

[tame holly]

4:20pm to 10:20pm in game

[lavish mulch]

it's 11pm

[rancid parcel]

Its 7pm

Stop time traveling

[lavish mulch]

is brokey

i can't help it

[west stirrup]

3pm

[lavish mulch]

[brittle hatch]

ok i got the money

almost enough for a mansion

[plucky burrow]

stop changing usefr namesd

[lavish mulch]

the halloween weather looks so bad

[plucky burrow]

was this always here

[brittle hatch]

yes

[plucky burrow]

hmm

[untold dock]

that has been there for a very long time

[plucky burrow]

I didn't c

[untold dock]

cakewalk with the widowmaker on wave 6

wave 7 is easier

i think i can do no snacks no armor

[tame holly]

I am going to queitly ignore the fact that u have literally 10 times my amount of rp

[lavish mulch]

we're gonna steal his rp

168k for 10 mins not bad

[tame holly]

thats only for the final wave

[lavish mulch]

[candid veldt]

tips? how you get widowmaker?

[quaint belfry]

Gunvan

[candid veldt]

no, I have the gun but the survival is limited to

anyway Im having hard time with it

[lavish mulch]

i died at the clown vans

[candid veldt]

so far I died first wave 😄

[tame holly]

its in one of the containers on round 6

[quaint belfry]

What a tragic incident

I hope you recover from this

[tame holly]

u have to get grenades to blow the vans up

[lavish mulch]

i saw no grenades on the map

[tame holly]

i think they are under a tower like structure

[candid veldt]

the problem is the cooldown

[lavish mulch]

can't even do it with someone cuz they need to be in the same session

[candid veldt]

oh? so it possible to do in team? it is a weirdly done event... like it appears in main menu but clicking it sends you to freemode as normal.

[lavish mulch]

i think the people you're playing with all have to go to the table and grab the thing

[tame holly]

yeah people can join u if they also smoke the weed while u are in the first round i think

[lavish mulch]

i did it finally

i only wanted the outfit

[west stirrup]

Its space godzilla

[flint flower]

Why did I randomly get a skull face paint?

Can't even remove it

[flint flower]

Ok apparently it's a tattoo, and I didn't even unlock the damn thing, but it somehow got put onto my character

Crisis averted, I no longer look like your typical tryhard

[brittle hatch]

played the survival with my main, easy

[nocturne fossil]

why did u ask if u knew the answer xd

both msgs seemed to have been sent at the same minute

eitherway the game has a habit of adding tattoos on its own

[nocturne fossil]

that or modders do it iam not sure

[flint flower]

I didn't when I first asked

One's at 9:35, one's at 9:53 xd

[nocturne fossil]

shet iam blind

[flint flower]

Boah

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

What too much gta does to a person

[flint flower]

I don't know why nor how, but I got immortality in the stoner survival

[brittle hatch]

I'm calling rockstar now !

[flint flower]

Snitches get glitches

[fierce mason]

Ah game is enjoyable when it doesnt fricking lag every second

also i noticed athena swapped mercy with vendetta
I recommend running

[primal sluice]

Make the best of it, this level was a bitch

fucking hate those raygun abusers

or whatever it was called

[fierce mason]

Jeez, you wearing way too many tatoos

[nocturne fossil]

to look tuff

[flint flower]

I know I'm tuff, I don't need tattoos to show that

[nocturne fossil]

shiver me timbers

[flint flower]

Without them it'd look pretty empty

[fierce mason]

Maybe its due to wearing a literal bikini

[flint flower]

Nahhh

Probably something else

[fierce mason]

Mate, your top half is exposed

[nocturne fossil]

he aint wrong

[flint flower]

This is modern fashion

Lester agrees

[fierce mason]

Mate its lester
He probably spy camming you while sleeping or doing stuff in the game

Since you dress like that

Trevor does give lester a specific nickname

[viscid belfry]

Reported

[viscid belfry]

Prove it

[flint flower]

Uh, I eat dry cereal

[fleet sluice]

eating a whole bowl of nails without any milk ahh statement

[untold dock]

did you know that dumping milk into rivers is bad for the environment

[echo peak]

bro @naive zenith I just pet the cat rn

[lucid pewter]

fit of the decade

[naive zenith]

[fleet sluice]

at least they were generous with the amount

[north marten]

Ye ngl felt rapid when not doing it aolo

[eternal saffron]

good lord

[nocturne fossil]

the level of rage i get when a player easily kills me cuz the cops damaged me is on a different lvl

and when npcs run me over

[rancid parcel]

Greefuhhh

[nocturne fossil]

iam the definition of greefuh when it comes to destroying npcs

lemme check some stats

must've killed alot of npcs

or cops perhaps

how much cops would the average lvl300 pick off

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

[rancid parcel]

?

[plucky burrow]

what

@rancid parcelhop on

[nocturne fossil]

retired

[plucky burrow]

hop on

[nocturne fossil]

doing doomsday xd

[plucky burrow]

dxdd

get outta here

[fleet sluice]

you’re pacing to kill more than me

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

No

Let me reitre

Retrie

Screw it

[fleet sluice]

mors mutual needs you

[rancid parcel]

Im tired

[plucky burrow]

who retire a game

were you working in it ?

[rancid parcel]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

not our problem

u work

i mean play

or both

[rancid parcel]

Retire

Ed

[nocturne fossil]

unacceptable

[nocturne fossil]

i got problems

i just genuinely cant stand em

the worse part is it gonna be worse in the next game

[flint flower]

Hi tired, I'm Courage

[nocturne fossil]

lmao

giving the same taste of her own

[rancid parcel]

hi, guess what :D

[flint flower]

Don't you dare say it

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[flint flower]

[rancid parcel]

out

[flint flower]

You're retired you can't fire me

[nocturne fossil]

better call saul

[flint flower]

Sol Guzman

[nocturne fossil]

how come we didnt have lawyers much in gta

regardless offline/online

[flint flower]

The only lawyers we met are the ones we killed

[nocturne fossil]

[flint flower]

Rashkovsky's lawyers

[covert atlas]

Lawyers aren’t real they can’t hurt you

[rancid parcel]

My bad.

[flint flower]

Did you eat them

No one told me you could lounge on these loungers

[rancid parcel]

No

[flint flower]

Ah okay, you fired them THEN ate them

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

Again.

[flint flower]

[nocturne fossil]

[spice inlet]

how on earth are we supposed to complete this stoner survival

its so hard

[flint flower]

Pray you somehow get immortality like me

[neon acorn]

Wdym

What wave are you reaching

[spice inlet]

im not even passing the 1st

[neon acorn]

HUH

[spice inlet]

those enemies just spawning in dozens

theres no where to take cover, they just spawn right next to me lmao

[spice inlet]

magic...

[nocturne fossil]

do it without godmode

[fading kiln]

u made me get out of bed and try it

[spice inlet]

did u succeed

[nocturne fossil]

how can i learn this power of getting out of bed early

[fading kiln]

still haven’t tried it

i’ll do later

[flint flower]

Nuh uh

[tidal yew]

[untold dock]

finally did stoner survival no snacks no armor

wave 5 is ruff with those machine gun enemies eating half your health in one burst

[flint flower]

Impossibru

[untold dock]

not impossibru

[flint flower]

This new shoes glitch is quite game changing

Invisible ankle but still looks better than ugglies with socks

[rancid parcel]

I know a good store that sells shirts

[flint flower]

Is it the shoe store

[rancid parcel]

Who the heck buys shirt at a shoe store?

[flint flower]

It's summer, let me be breezy

[flint flower]

I do

[rancid parcel]

[neon acorn]

I buy soup from the shoe store

[rancid parcel]

You're already a weirdo so you don't count.

[neon acorn]

[flint flower]

Is this an "I'm at soup" reference

[rancid parcel]

No that would be the clothes store.

[hollow owl]

Leak

[flint flower]

[north marten]

and we won bc it took them a minute to get back on the freeway

[neon acorn]

Yes

[neon acorn]

L teammates

[rancid parcel]

No

Mine exclusive.

[hollow owl]

Yes

Leak rn

Bro what is up with discord

I started typing and got teleported to another server

[neon acorn]

You misclicked calm down

You calm the flip down it was a misinput

Get the reference

[hollow owl]

You calm the fuck down

[neon acorn]

IT WAS A MISINPUT

[tidal yew]

[flint flower]

[nocturne fossil]

is cerberus here?

[hollow owl]

No

I took them

[nocturne fossil]

my friend is tryna learn shunt boosting but idk how to explain it

unless its by mic or what not

just wondered how he'd put it into words

[candid veldt]

why the champion has it own icon?

it isnt the only one with armor, jammer and guns

[neon acorn]

@hollow owl bro I was grinding story mode and my little sister asked why I wasn't using the mk2

[candid veldt]

I should replay story

[flint flower]

I think you should disown her

[neon acorn]

I said my little sister

[neon acorn]

Do it…

[flint flower]

Yes, disown your little sister

[neon acorn]

If only

She pmo

[flint flower]

Well well well, luck on their side for I am the pilot

Professional Flyer if you will

[candid veldt]

they shluld do x2 on OG heists

shluld

[fading kiln]

[plucky burrow]

yes

[candid veldt]

woha a bug? the champion doesnt have agency mods in the vinewood garage

[plucky burrow]

nice one cabbage

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

I had to explain that stuff 2015+ isn’t in online 🥀

and she was like wtf are you meant to drive and fly then

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[rancid parcel]

I dont grow it

[flint flower]

Ok Aloysius O'Hare

[flint flower]

Are they expecting me to pick them up or something?

[brittle hatch]

yes now do it

[flint flower]

I'm going to mow them and leave

[brittle hatch]

do it

[neon acorn]

I would cry if the pilot did this

[flint flower]

The pilot takes forever to land, the prisoner and guard doesn't take a vehicle to get to an open area

[fading kiln]

i got a better question.

[flint flower]

It took them 8-9 minutes for extraction

[fading kiln]

what is the pilot doing on top of the penitentiary

😭😭😭

[flint flower]

[untold dock]

[candid veldt]

stoner survival is wrecking me

[neon acorn]

Jeeeeez

[neon acorn]

Doesn’t even need that much, pilot can land in the parking lot before that. Plus if he’s not that confident then he can just land in the sand next to the parking lot

[neon acorn]

Bro it’s THE Franklin_clinton-xbox1

[candid veldt]

is this a known bug? i finished these like... 10 times each

[untold dock]

yes

[lavish mulch]

what do you get when you complete the stoner survival

[neon acorn]

Money and RP

And I think a Sasquatch outfit and $420k?

It’s part of the weekly challenge

[lavish mulch]

i got the outfit already after doing 3 waves and dying

i thought you needed to complete every wave to get it

[fading kiln]

bugstars remember

[lavish mulch]

[untold dock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xhq5qvD5N0

i didn't really want to upload this run because of the comically bad shots on wave 1 but i don't really have the patience to play more of this

[lavish mulch]

[silk shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3V86de6m18&t=5s this is what i said in wave 7 supposedly

[silk shuttle]

[untold dock]

real

[hollow owl]

Sign me up

[silk shuttle]

there are some ways in which this can be spun if u get what im saying

btw i noticed in wave 7 that my fps wasn't dipping into the 30s when shooting the minigun that's neat

[craggy mica]

why i cant put hard mode

gives more rp

[frail stratus]

Yeah everyone just ignore the fact that he/she has 122 Millon if I'm counting that right

[candid veldt]

is it possible? never seen hard in those

stoner survival is breaking my face

did with 2 randoms, barely made it to 5

[untold dock]

is that a lot?

[frail stratus]

WHAT

[candid veldt]

it might be alot

but it also might be nothing

[frail stratus]

you know

that's like quarter my total earnings just in you're bank account

[untold dock]

earn some more

[frail stratus]

for what purpose

I've got everything in the game

except some ugly cars

[untold dock]

400 million does not buy everything in the game

[frail stratus]

what it does

with the exception with a chunk of planes

oh yeah i forgot to say it only buys me cool stuff

[candid veldt]

screw the planes and the choppers

[frail stratus]

And I've got 35 Millon saved up for the dlc

[frail stratus]

Yes

[untold dock]

i've spent over a billion and i don't have everything in the game

[candid veldt]

there is another dlc?

[frail stratus]

The final one

[candid veldt]

ladies of the night?

[frail stratus]

you are financially irresponsible

[flint flower]

There are people with 500mil, maybe even a billion here lol

[untold dock]

🥰

[flint flower]

Anyway does this look more intimidating than tactical tryhard gear

[untold dock]

i have 2 billion and change

[frail stratus]

yeah that's enough discord for today ✌️

[craggy mica]

firts&last dose why can’t I set hard mode for those missions? Is it only normal?

[candid veldt]

yea I think so

[candid veldt]

why 😮
these women need the money

[untold dock]

idk why would i

[candid veldt]

charity

[silk shuttle]

hard mode on these is an event thing

[craggy mica]

WHAT

[fleet sluice]

“event” that’s never been repeated

[candid veldt]

good r*

[fleet sluice]

mark my words i’ll be the one to screw it up

[candid veldt]

what is it?

[fleet sluice]

fleeca

[flint flower]

I messed up fleeca once

Got the kuruma jammed in between the hill and fence

[west stirrup]

The fleeca was destroyed

[fast bridge]

Yep

[tough charm]

same when i shot a pistol out of the car

[plucky burrow]

@west stirrup

join

[fading kiln]

brokie got only 1600

[west stirrup]

Im exhausted

[fleet sluice]

i somehow messed it up too lol

except idk what i did

[west stirrup]

if the next DLC has the 3 SP characters the tier 4 challenge should be 100%ing story mode

[nocturne fossil]

imagine not completing story mode

[west stirrup]

Im working on 100%ing it

[fast bridge]

I don’t have 1600

I got $1,512,350,239+1,600=$1,512,351,839

[nocturne fossil]

the joke went over ur head

also there are people made much more

[fleet sluice]

r/woosh

[west stirrup]

Wow the new survivals are pretty good

izi peezee with a random

[fast bridge]

What I have isn’t all I made

[nocturne fossil]

the same can go for anyone else who still has higher than whatever u have

[west stirrup]

Most of my millys came from shark cars 😏

[fast bridge]

Just because I have 1.5B in the bank doesn’t mean that’s my overall income

[covert atlas]

Unemployed

[fast bridge]

And I don’t really care if people made more than me

[fast bridge]

I’m employed actually

[fast bridge]

Assuming won’t get you anywhere

[nocturne fossil]

if u dont care

[covert atlas]

🤥

[nocturne fossil]

overall expsense dont even matter elaborating on

[west stirrup]

Jiggleployed

[nocturne fossil]

just say u dont care if people made more

[fast bridge]

Then why bring up “also there are people made much more”

[fast bridge]

Already said that. Scroll up

[nocturne fossil]

i saw it

[nocturne fossil]

because people infact made more

[rancid parcel]

We all rich here why are we still comparing

[covert atlas]

No I need money

[fast bridge]

And what was the point of saying that?

[west stirrup]

Rich doesnt mean rich if someone is richer

[rose latch]

Wow.. degeneracy in the mk 2 chat

[nocturne fossil]

he talks like 1.5bil is a big sum

[fast bridge]

And you’re assuming I think that’s a big sum

[nocturne fossil]

i do assume so

[west stirrup]

Is that a word

[rose latch]

I had to look it up after saying to make sure, yes

[west stirrup]

Ok good

[rose latch]

however probably didn’t use it in the right context

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

Degeneration mk2

Cool new vehicle

[nocturne fossil]

something athena would keep in the garage

[plucky burrow]

@rose latch

[rancid parcel]

I would join in but I will be the prime suspect

[nocturne fossil]

iam a witness to your criminal schemes

[plucky burrow]

join me

[nocturne fossil]

i will get the law

[nocturne fossil]

who dis

[plucky burrow]

the plug

[nocturne fossil]

unidentified legago object

[west stirrup]

Got kicked after becoming Chop-ped

[plucky burrow]

deserved

[west stirrup]

You're chopped

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

this u

[west stirrup]

Better than juan

[plucky burrow]

no

[plucky burrow]

ypr is online

[west stirrup]

uh

[nocturne fossil]

i helped my friend earn money

but then he gets into a fight and orb someone :(

[west stirrup]

[rain elbow]

crymaynal

[nocturne fossil]

i put sweat and tears into all the preps for his and he wastes it on lvl37 mk2 user

i could have shot him with a scramjet

[nocturne fossil]

i like biscuits

[rain elbow]

i’m a biscuit so don’t eat me

[nocturne fossil]

do we have biscuit brands in gta?

i think lays is called "phat chips"

[west stirrup]

What type of biscuit

[rain elbow]

i dint think so

[rain elbow]

idk

i forgot

[west stirrup]

You scare

[rain elbow]

mmm fat chips

[nocturne fossil]

wrong

[west stirrup]

Cookie or breakfast biscuit

[nocturne fossil]

its phat chips

[rain elbow]

both

[rain elbow]

🧢 chips?

[nocturne fossil]

[rain elbow]

i’m so bored

[west stirrup]

Do thing

[nocturne fossil]

u see this boi

thats sum real branding

i think drift tampa and yosemite has the livery for this

[rain elbow]

why do you have that

[plucky burrow]

what the hell

[nocturne fossil]

wot

[rain elbow]

nevermind

[nocturne fossil]

chick hicks

[rain elbow]

Why can’t i show gifs

[rain elbow]

anyways

[nocturne fossil]

tenor is blacklisted it seems

[rain elbow]

why tenor

[west stirrup]

Hey cick

[nocturne fossil]

u gotta copy paste em from ur pc

[nocturne fossil]

idk they didnt reply when i asked that

[rain elbow]

mm ok

[plucky burrow]

come

[plucky burrow]

hudson

or is it

[nocturne fossil]

alr boah

make the hudson hornet

[rain elbow]

no it’s guido

the car was deleted

but who even is the owner

[west stirrup]

Son

[plucky burrow]

Miguel

[rain elbow]

who’s miguel

[plucky burrow]

the owner

[west stirrup]

Juan

Jusn

[rain elbow]

who’s the actual owner

[west stirrup]

Juan

[rain elbow]

ping him

[west stirrup]

@plucky burrow

[plucky burrow]

that must hurt

[plucky burrow]

hey vsauce miguel here

[west stirrup]

Horse

[plucky burrow]

why are jets this slow

[fleet sluice]

i killed 3 people unintentionally with my proximity mines, i feel bad for that

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

thats free kills ill take it xd

[rain elbow]

free kells

eerf slllk

read it backwards

[nocturne fossil]

[nova comet]

Not again

[plucky burrow]

aliens want a taste of that cabbage

[nova comet]

Im already tried Stoner survival

[plucky burrow]

[nova comet]

Its easy but RC Car one was Annoying

[green fractal]

Because when somebody starts, channels become gif hell.

And turns into shitposting.

[viscid belfry]

Wait so why can people post gifs in the regular gta online text chat?

People in this chat are people that probably know not to post a whole bunch of gifs, compared to the people in the other text chat.

[nocturne fossil]

😅

[viscid belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

i can see why now

[nocturne fossil]

we can?

[green fractal]

Tenor is blacklisted.

[viscid belfry]

Aren’t like 99% of all gifs on discord from tenor though?

[green fractal]

That’s the point. It is a channel new members can directly go.

[neon acorn]

woooooooo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1372137057333411901/KattoBurritoPewPew.gif

[rancid parcel]

[full ledge]

I just killed myself, a random npc spawned who has the same skin as mine is this normal?

[rancid parcel]

Thats the Slasher

[full ledge]

ah

[nocturne fossil]

moderators

i have a question

[hollow owl]

[fierce mason]

And here your answer in how to be rich

[gritty ibex]

how to get rid of those things in the back

[untold dock]

no

[silk shuttle]

is this ragebait?

[nocturne fossil]

he doesnt like little teacups being on his engine

[flint flower]

Giving a sports car the Asian cupping therapy

[nocturne fossil]

[silk shuttle]

it's a cupboard in the back

[nocturne fossil]

oh i love it when my character just gets out from the otherside of the car when the slope is only a bit slanted

like bro

just get off the driver side

[flint flower]

O baby a triple

Just having a scuffed FFA in the airport

[west stirrup]

Evil fucking chicken

[nocturne fossil]

chicken invaders

[flint flower]

I got some sweet streak montages, but my medal wasn't on

[nocturne fossil]

why do people use medal

wont obs or nvdia work?

[flint flower]

Just convenient to clip

Don't want to record the entire session

[north marten]

you can... enable replay on obs

[flint flower]

I have never used it, nor have I had it installed

[fading kiln]

yeah u should try it

it’s better

[fierce mason]

I find OBS better than medal
It also more convinent for me since i record entire sessions

Easier to record everything, then stop then slap that recording to yt and save it for edits later

[rain elbow]

bok bok bok booook

[nocturne fossil]

i got stabbed by my own duplicate :(

the halloween slashers aahhh

while loading out of cayo

[rain elbow]

stabby stab stab

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

whats wrong with u man

[rain elbow]

idk

it’s my fursona

act like a chicken

bok bok

[nocturne fossil]

only iam allowed to have mental problems

[rain elbow]

oh snap

that’s uncool

anyways

[nocturne fossil]

u act civilized

[rain elbow]

is gore allowed of the annoying stupid hamster?

[nocturne fossil]

the server rules say if ur not sure dont post

if its gore id avoid it tbh

[rain elbow]

oh

it’s just a bone

like among us

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt do nothing

self-defense

[rancid parcel]

No filter, where is your Halloween spirit?

[nocturne fossil]

it only comes during evening and night

halloween spirit? its 420week

[rancid parcel]

Unacceptable.

[flint flower]

You fired it

[rancid parcel]

You r next.

[candid veldt]

I never had this warning 😮

[nocturne fossil]

i only destroyed one player car today

i might have destroyed a few dozen yesterday or the day before

[candid veldt]

😄

still never had once

[nocturne fossil]

u have to destroy other players vehicles like many times to get it

[brittle hatch]

pacific standard : they failed so badly the first setup that the game just said "mission's over"

[nocturne fossil]

i shot down many mk2s before thus the warning

[nocturne fossil]

usually the randoms i meet hit the van xd

[rain elbow]

then destroy 6792 to get in it for about a year

yes i counted

[fleet sluice]

i had one shoot the driver

[nocturne fossil]

ill never goto badsport

usually shoot people back who shoot me but i accepted the loss this time and rage quit cuz of the msg

[nocturne fossil]

ive done that too

i would be waiting for navigators to complete their objective

and then shoot a second early before lester gives the go XD

[brittle hatch]

they didn't had the time to do that they were shooting from the moment the mission started

[candid veldt]

and they wonder why the pizza is cold

also is it me or the a fully upgraded pizza boy is same speed as stock 😄

[still bobcat]

Does the credits thing not work anymore

I usually have myself walking around but I'm tabbing into Unity working on a project

[fierce mason]

Oh yeah
I remember you cant alt tab because then it considered afk

so be careful when alt tapping because that happens
The game doesnt consdier you active, it consider you afk

[silk shuttle]

spotted someone who didn't disable pause on focus loss

[fierce mason]

what?

[neon acorn]

Marty moment

[golden sundial]

A setting that doesn't freeze the game when alt tabbing

[fierce mason]

Since WHEN did that exist

[golden sundial]

Since the stone age

Anyways, is it even possible to have open nat in this game?

[candid veldt]

no they added anti AFK methods

[golden sundial]

I've added all of rockstar's ports in router settings but it's still moderate

[candid veldt]

because gtao is ancient, prolly not.
reason is actually something called CG-NAT, which is carrier grade nat.
basically you have another NAT owned by your ISP, for entire neighborhoods

if gtao supported ipv6 it would fix it.

[golden sundial]

Ah ok

Add it to the list of reasons why rockstar's networking infrastructure is so good

[candid veldt]

or buying a ipv4 static ip

[golden sundial]

[green fractal]

Where are you checking for "GtA ports are moderate"?

[candid veldt]

PC? under HOME menu

[green fractal]

Oh that. I thought something else.

[formal lintel]

AHK to the rescue

[fleet sluice]

when your friend tries to sabotage you

[lavish mulch]

my name no longer white

[sleek prism]

it will be if you leave the server 🤭

[lavish mulch]

my name red now

[west stirrup]

borke

[alpine basin]

[lavish mulch]

[alpine basin]

if it makes you feel better you had it over a month longer than you should have had it

[lavish mulch]

yes i noticed

😭

[nocturne fossil]

is there an outage?

[rancid parcel]

No electricity is still on

[cunning python]

@rancid parcel enhanced chat is back on the realm of possibilities

[rancid parcel]

Im still retired.

[cunning python]

You won't be my the

N

[rancid parcel]

Your what?

[cunning python]

By

[rancid parcel]

[fierce mason]

Still believing chat is gonna come back josh?

actually i just checked
its been reported its in development?

Huh interesting

also dont try to athena back
she busy playing overwatch and like she said retired from gta

[nocturne fossil]

gonna test with 90fps on casino mantrap

[fierce mason]

!mantrap

[golden ravine]

There is an on-going bug affecting PC only where the Casino Heist will kick players after reaching the mantrap tunnel.

You can prevent yourself from being kicked by going to Settings > Graphics then set VSync to Half and enable 60Hz refresh rate. This will enable a 30fps cap which prevents the bug from happening.

Note: All players must use the following graphics settings to cap their fps to 30

You can also use apps like RTSS (RivaTuner Statistics Server) to setup a hotkey to cap GTA5.exe to 30fps.

Alternatively, the bug seems less likely to happen when there are more than 2 players in the heist.

Requested by: @fierce mason

[fierce mason]

Dont even try

[nocturne fossil]

do u know what testing means

[fierce mason]

Yes and it wont work

[nocturne fossil]

how much u wanna bet

[fierce mason]

My bank account on gta online

[nocturne fossil]

ill bet all my cupcakes

only the chocaloate ones

go into the vault thus far

u loose

[nocturne fossil]

[north marten]

Called it too lmao, ez 4k

[alpine basin]

You just need to have a minimal fps average between your team, if they run 90 it will be fine

[fierce mason]

Believe me
I have a lot of money

[nocturne fossil]

stope being a troll

[fierce mason]

I am a not a troll
A troll would piss someone off by lying

I am not lying
I am honest

XD

[nocturne fossil]

my dissapointment is immeasurable

[nocturne fossil]

oh okay he had 100fps

[alpine basin]

Slide me a 2

[fierce mason]

Money hard these days

BTW, why cant i go to my other character, i actually have money with him unlike her

[nocturne fossil]

full gold run no C layout
double safe
and elite

less go

[alpine basin]

On the website?

[nocturne fossil]

with rando

[fierce mason]

Yeah

I mean...
I guess it works but its not accurate

[rancid parcel]

Bro is Neo from Matrix

[nocturne fossil]

thats bob from matrix

[rancid parcel]

Who's bawb?

[fierce mason]

I also love how because i spend in singleplayer, i actually got some money unlike online

I think its a clear example of what i have been in gta 5

[alpine basin]

I think it goes off last equipped character slot I believe, or revert to char1 if there isnt a primary one active

[fierce mason]

When i swap cahracter
I see my male character

I may have to laucnh the game and swap it to my male

There we go

I only have 2 mil in my act

You telling me i own all of this and i still dont have much cash in me?

remind whenever i play online to actually complete some of the things i wanted to do

like getting an avenger, office garage, fill all of my peroperty slots with high-end, bail office, get 3 more large warehouse and lets add the 2 mansion in the list

I dont even wanna imagine the cost of trying to fill up the car spaces

[nocturne fossil]

set a reminder on phone?

use sticky notes on ur pc?

or irl sticky notes

kinda useful for irl work ngl

[fierce mason]

dont worry
i have good memory

but i like to forget some things like the cost of the cars

Because boi is it gonna be in the 200 million dollar range

[nocturne fossil]

thats chump change

besides

dont even bother buying cars that u wont even use

then the cost is much lower

[fierce mason]

Yeah but what the hell am i suppose to do with 100+ free space of vehciles

[nocturne fossil]

the neat part is u dont

u buy what u need

[fierce mason]

I know but i rather fill it up atleast

[nocturne fossil]

i made sure to only buy the spaces that i need and not more

i buy cars that i like and love

its big brain

[fierce mason]

In my case
I didnt even accidnetaly too many
They just became part of the purchase because its either business related or i cant stand having poor stuff

[nocturne fossil]

no vehicle is useless to me and never a garage queen

[fierce mason]

I dont need maze bank office but i damn sure going to have it cause i am rich and not poor

also has there ever been 2x crates once?

[alpine basin]

quite a few times, though its been a bit since the last one, we are prob over-due

[nocturne fossil]

never did crates on my own sake

but helped a friend with them for 5hours

[alpine basin]

does anyone wanna do anything like selling stuff, Im bored

Ill even drive / fly people around, bored doing nothing

[neon acorn]

I'll join, what do you need to sell?

[alpine basin]

Im just lonely at the moment, I have nothing and everything to sell but I value my time if I was helping others

[neon acorn]

unfortunately I dont have anything of mine to sell but if you've got stuff like your bunker, mc bizz or whatever, im down to help

slimmy

[storm nimbus]

I'll join something too

Wouldn't mind trying stoner survival

[nocturne fossil]

i was bored too xd

[neon acorn]

ooooo yes yes yes

Ive been wanting to play that mode

[alpine basin]

I beat it but it took me like 25 minutes on my own

mostly because they spam atomizers at you

[fierce mason]

Damn
I go retire and it comes

[neon acorn]

I'd like the squatch outfit