gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

means they should still have somewhat of a brain

not really but still

[viscid belfry]

Decent PC doesn’t equal more than two brain cells bro

[nocturne fossil]

right but there are still some decent randoms

[viscid belfry]

It’s rare, but yeah

[nocturne fossil]

i only need them to exist

i solo the whole heist

[viscid belfry]

What’s your highest level character btw?

[nocturne fossil]

i wipe every npc before some pleb gets rapid fired

lvl1121

[viscid belfry]

This is one of the reasons Cayo is still best heist in the game, you don’t need anyone else to do it

[nocturne fossil]

i also have player saved fits and easy mode incase they fck up

[nocturne fossil]

still boring compared to casino, dd and apt

[viscid belfry]

Gawt daum

[viscid belfry]

You think? There are so many ways to do it though

[nocturne fossil]

so do these

[viscid belfry]

And not to mention Casino has so many glitches, if it’s not a player that fucks it up it’s the actual game, well at least the last time I tried completing a casino heist a few months ago

[nocturne fossil]

many glitches as in mantrap bug

which i already advice players on how to cap prior

[viscid belfry]

Casino yeah, the apartment heists, you can only complete them one way, there aren’t multiple approaches

[nocturne fossil]

i only recruit people who know the heist and lfg has plenty

[desert ruin]

dixon and the two guys are slop

[nova monolith]

I don’t do casino mostly because I don’t have friends and every lfg experience has been bad

[viscid belfry]

I’ve encountered glitches outside of just the mantrap

[nocturne fossil]

u arrive to the compund in multiple ways but its still the same thing

casino is different too then

[eager agate]

apt heists are the most flexible of them all believe it or not

[desert ruin]

never had the mantrap

flexible as in

[eager agate]

many ways to do

[nocturne fossil]

doomsday can be played differently too

who said cherborg was a requirement

vigi and railgun

[eager agate]

fuck it, 4 weaponized tampa

[nocturne fossil]

doesnt need to go by the text book scheme

[nocturne fossil]

[desert ruin]

can you elaborate with an example

[viscid belfry]

Yeah, but what I mean is you can change the approach, like the vehicle you use to get onto the island, the route, if you get a guard outfit to not get noticed by the guards outside of the compound, you can try and sneak around, or go guns blazing

[nocturne fossil]

u can use helicopters for avi mission on pac

boat is not a requirement

and vigi yet again

[eager agate]

you can use helicopter for the emp prep

I mean the hydra one

[desert ruin]

steal from heliport?

[nocturne fossil]

u can go underground for pacific standard

no need gps routes

[nocturne fossil]

police stations

need flight school to trigger spawns

u can do pac finale with helicopters too

[desert ruin]

I like planes more tbh

is there a way to get them

in any of those

[nocturne fossil]

u cant use planes during pac heist

[desert ruin]

like will a luxor spawn where it always spawns

in setups or

[nocturne fossil]

technically u can with lazer but risky

[desert ruin]

nah like

[nocturne fossil]

too slow

[desert ruin]

idgaf

I like it

don't give me advice

rahhhh

you pmo

why did you do this

[nocturne fossil]

see this @viscid belfry @desert ruin

and this

or that

prisonbreak
fleeca
pac

prison break u dont need a heli

i set proxi mines and did my due diligence

[desert ruin]

impressive

why avi always gets his ass involved in some bs

[nocturne fossil]

incompetantance of his is remarkable

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin I’ve obtained all the scraps

[viscid belfry]

Type shi

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

wat scraps

oh gosh that emoji

who made that

its unreal

[alpine basin]

I did

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

or did I

[spice inlet]

hello pros

[rancid parcel]

Its the mods, hide your drugs

[storm nimbus]

[green fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/kosh-always-been-here-gif-18768862

[burnt maple]

Tory spaghetti

[lavish mulch]

[neon acorn]

🤳

Oh my fucking god

[rancid parcel]

🤳🖥️

[spice inlet]

hide hide

[neon acorn]

it’s a tv

🥀

[rancid parcel]

yes

[neon acorn]

You sent a monitor

[rancid parcel]

yes

[neon acorn]

Anyway

Playing games on a big ass tv sucks

Like sure it’s nice in cutscenes sometimes but holy shit

It feels sluggish and annoying when trying to play competitive games

[hollow owl]

Fr the last one

[neon acorn]

Nah, I have to 100% GTA on PS5 again and then do it on PC as well

[hollow owl]

Me soon too

[quaint belfry]

67 ok

Can't escape this meme i suppose

[rancid parcel]

Its a disease

[hollow owl]

I prefer 69

[tidal yew]

Lot of free time huh

Wish I had that much of a time

[hollow owl]

I wish I didn't

[west stirrup]

Going for the Platinum?

[nocturne fossil]

[neon acorn]

Maybe

I gotta find PS players for CMM and elite challenge

That’s like the shittiest thing ever

[west stirrup]

I don’t think you need those

[nocturne fossil]

thats horrible

[west stirrup]

You need Numero Uno and level 100 from what i recall

[nocturne fossil]

how fun is console without have to worry bout modders

must be fun

[tough kindle]

Woooow good job

[nocturne fossil]

i had a friend who said he knew lots of stuff

but he keeps messing up

when i tell him what he did wrong he is like

"i knew that"

in dre u can skip an entire section so waited to see if he does it but he dont

[nocturne fossil]

like why purposeful not do it

[tame holly]

U would only need for Doomsday and its not required for the actual plat since its part of a different category

(although i wont mind helping for dcmm2)

[nocturne fossil]

i miss playing gta

i wasted a sunday playing with low levels and he was not worth my time

chat revive?

[alpine basin]

No, let me sleep man you woke me up

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

No

[rancid parcel]

No

[tough kindle]

You killed chat 🫵🏻

[neon acorn]

67

[tough kindle]

89

[neon acorn]

1011

[tough kindle]

I can’t count that high sorry

[neon acorn]

[tidal yew]

I don't spawn randomly bt randomly sometimes I spawn

[flint flower]

Chat necromancer

[honest geyser]

Courage really think he did something

[flint flower]

Worth a shot

[honest geyser]

I’m gonna, I’m gonna, man I’m gonna

[west stirrup]

Wat

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

Back to the Shadow Realm you go

[flint flower]

Quite the warm welcome back

[tough charm]

WTF I WAS JUST GOING TO LS CAR MEET

WTF AGAIN I RESPAWNED HERE

[nocturne fossil]

honestly i should make a patch called block larzy

wall where

[naive zenith]

[nocturne fossil]

go back to work pal

no rest for u

[naive zenith]

Bail Office and Dispatch bonus has made purchasing cop cars way easier ngl

[merry marsh]

smh a police officer living in a mansion in the hills
what has los santos come to

[naive zenith]

And the fact I can send out my workers through the club app

On top of my car wash making 25K per day

[naive zenith]

Said Police Officer took out an organization of self driving vans

[west stirrup]

Hello text chat my old friend

[nocturne fossil]

No please dont.

Dont give me hope.

i have no room for false hope now

[west stirrup]

Here’s hope

[untold dock]

i wish

but i have very low expectations

[west stirrup]

They were planning on adding an external overlay to GtaO and RDO

So maybe

[nocturne fossil]

imagine how much friends we could have made

imagine how quickly the player count will increase

bot spamming is not an excuse

they do it on SC too

its the big2026 put some countermeasures

[west stirrup]

Heists with random people will be 10x easier

It would make me play much more it was always fun

[eager agate]

Finally we can bash them again

[nocturne fossil]

we aint getting chat

so no bash

[west stirrup]

I’m bashing you in a minute

[storm nimbus]

[nocturne fossil]

is this true wall?

he must be bluffing

[west stirrup]

Honk boost

[untold dock]

it's sort of true

only a couple of hsw upgrades exist on legacy as far as i know

niobe has hsw turbo

the white box is the hsw badge

[nocturne fossil]

oh dam

[echo peak]

bought security changed sessions still dont see them in my mansion...

[nocturne fossil]

restart game

[eager agate]

the white box is a real thing

or was

[untold dock]

old pic

you can tell it's old because i only had 1 billion

[eager agate]

I heard a guy saying the white box makes it go 200mph tho sounds extremely cap

[untold dock]

it is extremely cap

[naive zenith]

Only?

[untold dock]

yeah

[naive zenith]

Felt cute, might delete later

[plucky burrow]

[viscid belfry]

That dude ain’t cappin, there were certain cars you could get hsw but it didn’t upgrade the car, it just showed a big white rectangle at the back end of the car

[west stirrup]

Ur cute don't delete later

[plucky burrow]

hu

i

[west stirrup]

cute

[plucky burrow]

[viscid belfry]

Chat is it true that the flatbed truck is going to be a vehicle you can own soon?

[nocturne fossil]

ah

hopium is still gone for me

doubt it will come

[fading kiln]

wait so this might come to ps5 too?

[hollow owl]

No lol

That might be related to the game being down for 2 hours tomorrow iirc

But doubt

[tough charm]

welcome back in game chat the top 10 gtao feature ngl

[viscid belfry]

Doesn’t online always go down on Tuesday’s though?

[hollow owl]

Idk

[tough charm]

a bit not true

it can change

[viscid belfry]

Server maintenance always happens on Tuesday’s

I know for a fact

[tough charm]

oh

i was thinking something else

[viscid belfry]

Ain’t no shot bruh

[wintry ermine]

You can clearly see the white square on these 3 videos. Not all HSW cars could actually get the white square and only the niobe and firebolt would actually get the turbo upgrade while the others didnt get affected at all
When I transfered to PS5, the niobe already had the hsw upgrade on it and I didnt have to pay for it. Basically 3 free HSW tickets (could have been 4 if I had the firebolt)

[tough charm]

holy fkn lag

i need a better internet connection asap

[echo peak]

does vinewood car club discount stack with weekly discount?

[naive zenith]

No

I don't think the car club discount even applies to the website vehicles

You'd have to buy the pre customized vehicles from the club

That's how I bought my buffalo cruiser

[viscid belfry]

Yo does anybody know the name of this race?

[tough kindle]

Why does this remind me of the scene in jimmy neutron movie when they all blast off in rocket ships

[candid veldt]

Im about to do something I never did with an expensive car... sell it.

[west stirrup]

The whole hacking situtation thing was just common knowledge

They make a shitton of money

[candid veldt]

yes it does

[naive zenith]

[candid veldt]

for example the club d10 pursuit is 1.9m and the d10 pursuit of warstock is 2.7

[hollow owl]

So DarkViper has spent nearly 9 mill on gta

[nocturne fossil]

prolly nwy too

[west stirrup]

To 10 not bad

[west stirrup]

Is this game sales or shark cars

[hollow owl]

Idk

[nocturne fossil]

we have shark cars? ;o

[west stirrup]

Stromberg

[hollow owl]

I just wanted to make a joke

[west stirrup]

No

[hollow owl]

Yes

[viscid belfry]

I’m trying to get insurance for my car, but I can’t seem to find Mors Mutual 🤔

[nocturne fossil]

screenshot where

[viscid belfry]

Oh I mean irl

[nocturne fossil]

iam so confused rn lmao

[viscid belfry]

As am I friendo

[silk shuttle]

that's my ceo office right there

[fossil dagger]

5 billion is insane

[midnight rover]

Apparently someone bought Megadolon shark cards for 1m USD worth in the US

[fossil dagger]

back in December 2020

someone was hyped for cayo 😂

[midnight rover]

Rockstar should put his name in the credits of GTA VI

"Thank you for funding this game"

[fossil dagger]

Surely must've been a billionaire or something or maybe a popular person that just wanted money in the game and got a quick 1M$ laying around

😂

[wicked sundial]

Can't really see it. Are you referring to 1299 Ocean Ave, Santa Monica?

[midnight rover]

He wanted to reach that 1 billion in-game cash or something

With legit gameplay

[fossil dagger]

Surely that is way over 10b?

or no

hmm

[midnight rover]

Could be maybe he wanted to be the richest legit player in the game

[fossil dagger]

my math ain't working

[silk shuttle]

opens up google 100 Wilshire Blvd, Santa Monica

[fossil dagger]

Ai says up to 80 billion 🧐

might be tweaking 😆

[midnight rover]

Yeah I did count it with a calculator. I think it's 100b

[fossil dagger]

Would be fun to know who did that

[wintry ermine]

Yes they do

[wicked sundial]

Maze Bank West resembles 1299 Ocean, don't you think?

[alpine basin]

It is, although theres a giant issue to it. you don't have full access to the HSW parts and it is very buggy majority of the time

[silk shuttle]

that's lombank tho

[alpine basin]

plus the giant obvious square that follows you :b

[wicked sundial]

Oh, I see

[alpine basin]

battleye getting updated (disappears)

[desert ruin]

please be it

what's the best NPC car in terms of visual modifications?
like quality and quantity

[wicked sundial]

I was wrong about 1299 Ocean. Maze Bank West is based on 401 Wilshire.

[fading kiln]

so did it come back?

idk i’m in a different timezone

[west stirrup]

Not yet

Its in 5h

[fading kiln]

oh

[neon acorn]

Like I said, if we don’t get text chat in the summer update then I cba for even thinking about it vro

[fading kiln]

what does cba stand for

[nocturne fossil]

cant be asked

[fading kiln]

oh

[neon acorn]

Can’t be assed

[west stirrup]

Can’t be ashamed to be assed

Can’t be associated with you

[nocturne fossil]

i want text chat tommorow

[neon acorn]

say wallahi bro say wallahi 🗣️

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

Can someone ban this goofball?

[west stirrup]

Aren’t you the one who fires everyone

[west stirrup]

@neon acorn these are the Online trophies you’ll need to get the Plat

[neon acorn]

I have to do cmm and elite stuff though too

[west stirrup]

I could’ve sworn you didn’t, i watched a video a few weeks ago someone getting the Platinum and he didn’t do CMM/Elite

And if i recall another game i Platted i didn’t have to do any online stuff

[nocturne fossil]

doesnt matter get it again for fun

[west stirrup]

Non

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

i love the pistol50

i nicknamed it the powablock canon

from far away still instant headshot for npcs

a bit annoying tho when merrywhether gobbles shots up

[silk shuttle]

p sure they were expecting real answers when assing their question

[naive zenith]

If you're good at headshotting I don't think it even matters what gun you use

I've done a couple missions and I use the basic pistol for shits and giggles

[nocturne fossil]

but keep in mind

some guns at a distance arent accurate at all times

any pistol would have instantly headshotted in the clip

my point is it can shoot further

[naive zenith]

True

I think it's because I use auto aim that my headshots are accurate all the time

[nocturne fossil]

oh ur on console too

the difference is noticeable on pc

freeaim

[naive zenith]

I just have to drag up the stick a bit to the head and boom

[naive zenith]

Yeah

[nocturne fossil]

i killed a barcode and he crashed my game lol

what a sore loser

cant even handle a fight

was griefing low lvls this whole time

[naive zenith]

Tier 4 of the career progress for BDB pmo so bad

[west stirrup]

Why

[naive zenith]

I have 2 more targets left and none of them want to pop up

[neon acorn]

Hi Oreeeeeo

[naive zenith]

[west stirrup]

Twasnt that bad from what i recall

[naive zenith]

I've hardly seen Sabrina Gray pop up

[west stirrup]

Are they bottom tier target or NFSMW targets

[naive zenith]

Colby Wright neither

[naive zenith]

Bottom tier

5M was hardly tedious because of 4x but all targets yikes

I could easily get 2 more plats

Since they just revolve around me completing bounties

[neon acorn]

Good

[west stirrup]

One of the main ones is not dying while bountifying

Also dispatch work related if i had to guess

[naive zenith]

I just have to capture 17 more bounties alive for both plats

[nocturne fossil]

bro i cant do tis mk2 ud shet xd

[viscid belfry]

Would anyone here be willing to complete DCMM with me sometime?

[rancid parcel]

@nocturne fossil would

[viscid belfry]

Perjaps

[nocturne fossil]

[viscid belfry]

But bro is incognito

[nocturne fossil]

iam busy these days

[rancid parcel]

He always do heists with randoms so perfect man for the jawb

[viscid belfry]

Exactly

[nocturne fossil]

only cuz i can cut em off quick xd

[viscid belfry]

Would 1000 robux change your mind friend?

[nocturne fossil]

i dont play that game

[viscid belfry]

Neither do I, but I forgot that I had bought a subscription for that game and I didn’t realize that I was paying for that subscription until like a year later, so now I have too much Robux 💀

[nocturne fossil]

oof lol

[nocturne fossil]

pls teach

oppressor pro

upside down mk2 ladi daaaa

cant even last 5secs on it

no control

[viscid belfry]

More like big oof

[rancid parcel]

slowly becoming a greefuh

[nocturne fossil]

me greefuh ?

🧢

[nocturne fossil]

how is this even possible

i dont think a modder ever threw me into the sky

[tough kindle]

@nova monolith

[nova monolith]

Progress is progress

[nocturne fossil]

❤️‍🔥

[tough kindle]

You on rn

[nova monolith]

I might be soonish

Perchance

[tough kindle]

Ight lmk 😬

[neon acorn]

The LSCM background music has me levitating

I love it so much

https://open.spotify.com/track/76cABjUzuWvVcGZ2uiTAHT?si=eTCeiUQxT6ysktCvenc-zg

e e e e e ee o o o o o o o

[tough kindle]

Lame

[neon acorn]

WHAT

How dare you…

Circoloco records are such a damn W

[nocturne fossil]

i agree with u

that song is such a vibe

i remember hearing it for the first time

and used shazam xd

[tough kindle]

I genuinely only listen to like some rap and heavy metal

And old country

[neon acorn]

I love heavy metal

[neon acorn]

yessss

[neon acorn]

LOL

[neon acorn]

rockstar always cooks with their music

[nocturne fossil]

they had an another which i liked

ill check

[tough kindle]

You’d love my Spotify and my band room

[neon acorn]

Show me

[nova monolith]

On

[tough kindle]

(Band room is all the merch and pictures I’ve got over the past 15 years going to concerts)

[neon acorn]

WHAT

[tough kindle]

Can’t do that my face all over that room

[neon acorn]

I WANNA SEE

[tough kindle]

I don’t show my face on discord 💀

[neon acorn]

I really like The Contract ost songs too

[neon acorn]

Blur it out gang

[neon acorn]

I’ll check it out now

[tough kindle]

Bruh that’s like every picture in the 20x20 room

[tough kindle]

If I had my laptop still and could make ai do it I would

[neon acorn]

I hope they cook with GTA 6 background music and other stuff @nocturne fossil

[tough kindle]

But I’m not bout to go take 30 pictures and blur them my self 💀

[neon acorn]

it’s wtv dw

[nocturne fossil]

fr 😎

[neon acorn]

I can’t wait to have 10,000 songs on my playlist someday

surely..

[nocturne fossil]

one day ill download them in bulk xd

ads in spotify are annoying

ads in youtube too

my F5 key is almost busted from refreshing

[nova monolith]

That run speed buff from yoga is kinda crazy

[tough kindle]

I pay for Spotify music is life

[tough kindle]

Bro Boah gave a good shout last night ngl

[neon acorn]

Fr

[nocturne fossil]

iam bit of a haggler

[nova monolith]

Fr

[nocturne fossil]

thats them asian genes hard at work

[nova monolith]

I wouldn’t have known about that

[tough kindle]

Bruh I get lost in that place me either

[tough kindle]

Ye music is one thing I can’t haggle on tbh been going to concerts since I was 13 and I turn 30 this year

[nova monolith]

Im going to a music festival this month

[tough kindle]

Bro there’s a fest coming here Friday and I can’t go 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[nova monolith]

Unluckyyy

Music saved my life

[tough kindle]

You and me both

[nocturne fossil]

just flew the mk2 upside down for 16mins straight

a bit ironic tho

i wanted to learn reverse flying and shunt boosting

[merry marsh]

solomun's dj set

[neon acorn]

Yeah no

Those guys are buns

[merry marsh]

solomun is the default guy

[neon acorn]

All of the nightclub people are ass I’m sorry

maybe only like 2-4 good songs but other than that, no.

Those guys didn’t cook

I would levitate if we could get people like Tangerine and stuff in GTA 6 for the background music

It was Tangerine, Woody Jackson and The Alchemist

I really really hope we get to hear more from them in gta 6

[alpine basin]

inb4A7x

[neon acorn]

Woody Jackson will definitely be in GTA 6

[neon acorn]

I’ll keep that noted though

I wish we got to see more bts stuff of GTA 5

ugh nothing could ever replicate it

[alpine basin]

yea thats out of my scope

[neon acorn]

It's just insane, from the mocap to the music and the detail

all crafted and structured behind geniuses

omg

[neon acorn]

I mean at least we got things from actors

more than enough imo to just hear and know things that were never shared at the time

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

thats all for now

I've and enough

[flint flower]

The Weeknd for GTA 6 or we riot

[alpine basin]

Nu

gta6 isn't worth a riot, give them more time

[flint flower]

How many more years do they need

[alpine basin]

As many as they wish for

[neon acorn]

I think I would cringe

[alpine basin]

I would rather not have them rush a game thats supposed to basically be AAAA

[neon acorn]

I’d rather listen to Spotify at that point

[neon acorn]

I can’t wait to see every game die once GTA 6 drops

I’m hoping it’ll kill off cod

[alpine basin]

Too bad cod won't survive that long, they already nailed their coffin shut

[neon acorn]

For some reason it’s still got some players

I played mw2019 when it peaked back up and goodness me it’s so much fun compared to Slop 7

Maybe if they spent more time developing their games, they wouldn’t be criticised and laughed at for how messy their new games are

BO7 shouldn't have had a campaign imo

[flint flower]

Black Ops more like Body Odor amirite

[nocturne fossil]

[quaint belfry]

hm

[alpine basin]

hmm

[nocturne fossil]

the B/W ones are sick

[west stirrup]

GTA: Noire

[alpine basin]

fog: yea

[west stirrup]

Little snot

[untold dock]

this is based on the recent data breach

interesting numbers

even though pc is about on par with xbox as far as player numbers, it makes basically no money

[alpine basin]

That does partially check out, most people are playing free and r* gets no cut of any p2p players, entirely excluding gta+ out of this since that'd be too easy.

But ps4 having almost more than xb series and xb one is... interesting

[tame holly]

It now makes sense that the ps scammer list is bigger than everyone else

[alpine basin]

I mean even with xbox and pc numbers, those list are still quite small even with that many people

We've always known ps has more people but... thats a lot

[tame holly]

Also damn GTA+ makes a lot of money

The enhanced platforms who have exclusive GTA + access make way more money per player

[untold dock]

it's about 25% of the revenue

[north marten]

3 mill active players yet race lobbies don't feel when i'm on ps5

[hollow owl]

Idk what others do wrong when joining races in gta on ps5

I just quick join and within like a minute max

I get a race

[twin drum]

I'm guessing they're trying to queue for a specific race that nobody is playing

like the stupid single lap around the prison

[long cobalt]

proves my point as to how dead eggsbox is

[twin drum]

the other 75% being what, shark cards?

[untold dock]

correct

[twin drum]

do those numbers factor in buying the game in the first place or nah

[untold dock]

i would imagine not given that shark cards and gta+ total to 100%

[alpine basin]

This griefer is a whole goofball

[eager agate]

that one is gone I think

[spice inlet]

how does it feel like playing on a wideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee monitor

[alpine basin]

not big enough tbh

Im upgrading my setup in like 10 days or so

[spice inlet]

nice

[alpine basin]

I need a new desk and chair as well ontop of that

[spice inlet]

what are u going for a curved monitor next

[alpine basin]

I already have a curved ultrawide monitor, I don't think I can use a flat monitor after getting spoiled with a curved one

[spice inlet]

I can imagine how easy it can be to get accustomed to a curved screen

[nova comet]

How wide that screen

[alpine basin]

Not wide enough I guess

[quaint belfry]

Nice metrics

[spice inlet]

That's a good answer

[north marten]

tbh moatly queue for drift/street races so prob why, but even while pursuot is 3x ls meet rep and cash surprisngly tgis week, lobbies aren't filling up much, max for me is 6 on avg

[fading kiln]

true

[untold dock]

maintenance should be over, did we get anything?

given that i haven't seen anyone celebrating, i assume not

[west stirrup]

Text chat 🥹

I don’t have time to play but god i’m happy it’s back

[fading kiln]

did they bring it back?

nice congrats

[west stirrup]

Soapywater

[fading kiln]

Rodent

[west stirrup]

They did bring it back yea

[tame holly]

Damn congrats pc i guess

[untold dock]

is this bait

this is bait

[north marten]

ok good was about to hop out of bed and check lol

[west stirrup]

[north marten]

I hope I got repeatedly slammed into a wall while afk by a low level

[alpine basin]

[west stirrup]

[hollow owl]

Excuse me????

Locking me out smh

[west stirrup]

Peasant

[rancid parcel]

secretly demoted

[hollow owl]

Wouldn't it be

Secretly removed all my levels

[alpine basin]

whys he white when TY should be red

[hollow owl]

Ai

[alpine basin]

yea I get Im ai but that doesn't answer my question

[hollow owl]

No i mean TY

[alpine basin]

theres no proof hes ai

[west stirrup]

You’re welcome

[hollow owl]

White = ai

[quaint belfry]

Discord employee trolling with you

[north marten]

welp shit guess my cover is blown, time to retreat back to server farm in florida

[nocturne fossil]

guys

we didn't get text chat did we...

[rancid parcel]

judging by the server has no reaction on it.

and only 2 goofballs in this channel talks about it

[nocturne fossil]

this is all YOUR fault

[fading kiln]

who’s gonna ban levi?

[west stirrup]

[nocturne fossil]

chat revive

[quaint belfry]

Just talk about mk2 and Athena should join the chat in no time

[alpine basin]

I love the mk2 retinue

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

everyone ignores the sns pistol

i miss playing gta bro

shunt boosting hard af

cerberus is bs

[hollow owl]

Nah I just need to be here

Watch

[nocturne fossil]

👁️

untrace = exists
athena = " so you've chosen humiliation "

[alpine basin]

meanies

Idk what untrace did but Ill figure it out soon

[nocturne fossil]

you guys use the pistol50

[hollow owl]

I'm a sellout apparently

[alpine basin]

Wm 29

[nocturne fossil]

imagine not using desert eagle

[alpine basin]

I am as well so its alright

[untold dock]

i use it occasionally

[hollow owl]

I'm not a sellout tho

Lies

[nocturne fossil]

oh these days iam addicted to the pistol50

[nocturne fossil]

a great weapon fr

[untold dock]

i'd prefer it without suppressor but need the suppressor for hlr

[alpine basin]

I like it, just not my go to weapon, I love the wm29 but they all sound so nice

[nocturne fossil]

i hate the suppressor xd

it auto-equips during cayo

[nocturne fossil]

try the pistol50 for a change

without extended mag or suppressor

[alpine basin]

I don't usually use suppressors and def don't use extended mags on most of my weapons

[nocturne fossil]

non of my pistols have extended mags :D

including the AP pistol

[alpine basin]

yea mine neither, I like the look of having a long barrel but a short mag

(not that I even use the ap pistol to begin with)

[nocturne fossil]

tac smg during doomsday

i only bought it for the sns and default pistol

and then converted them to mk2s and left it stock

its feels like iam using aimbot with the pistol50 with its accuracy

[lavish mulch]

ap pistol

[nocturne fossil]

vintage pistol

[lavish mulch]

so

[nocturne fossil]

u try pistol50 @lavish mulch

very gud

[lavish mulch]

i only use the mk2 revolver and the ap pistol

and the tac smg

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

nothing wrong with disabling custom loadout for bit to try other guns

[lavish mulch]

i don't think i even bought the 50

[nocturne fossil]

its free for some reason

i think for special edition owners

idk what special edition is lol i got the game from epic games sale in2020 with the enterprise pack on

the enterprise pack aint considered special edition

OR is it? (insert vsauce meme)

[lavish mulch]

oh i'll check then

after im done with bounty

[alpine basin]

Console players crying rn (they don't get it included with gta)

[nocturne fossil]

oh so u are a bounty hunter huh

[lavish mulch]

it's what pays the bills this week

[nocturne fossil]

cleo is my fav

[lavish mulch]

i got very lucky not killing her

[nocturne fossil]

u mean she got lucky

unfortunately

[lavish mulch]

it's tempting to shoot them so no one speaks in the van

[nocturne fossil]

lol this is so true

atleast in red dead you can knock them out so they dont speak

[west stirrup]

Give them subway surfers

[lavish mulch]

oh it is free

[nocturne fossil]

i wonder why its free bro

maybe the enterprise pack stuff

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

or was it free for pv since2015

[lavish mulch]

it's only free for me

[nocturne fossil]

feels rude to use stun gun but bounties must be taken

[nocturne fossil]

its free for me too

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

my character has white hair

[nocturne fossil]

same in most cases

sometimes black

pink isnt bad

[lavish mulch]

last one was black/purple i think?

[nocturne fossil]

havent tried much highlights on gta ngl

for these 5years ive only ysed a single tone of colour

[lavish mulch]

i usually switch after a while

[nocturne fossil]

i feel bad for people who never tried a male character

they are missing out

[nocturne fossil]

how long?

mine is like weekly

if iam in the mood for pvp tho i might go with black ngl

black outfit plus black hair and no shoes

[lavish mulch]

idk a month or smth

i don't play gta for long

nun to do

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

im just doing knoway

trying to speedrun and kinda failling

i got stuck on a wall

[nocturne fossil]

ask wall to get you out of the wall

[nocturne fossil]

if you were actually speedrunning this you would be using a bike

[lavish mulch]

but

car

[nocturne fossil]

the niobe doesnt help

[nocturne fossil]

any bike

doesnt have to be a meta bike just a bike xd

[lavish mulch]

i should use one

[west stirrup]

Car

[nocturne fossil]

dont listen to levi btw

[lavish mulch]

the hakohcshshj drag is good?

[nocturne fossil]

its perfect

that or powersurgio

id use the hakachou

i also use bf400, akuma, bati and shotaro for fun

[west stirrup]

What did i do

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

did yall find a new method for wheel merging again? many days ago

kuns told there is new method

i dont pay attention to merging but for the sake of knwoing xd

[lavish mulch]

how fast is the drag bike

[nocturne fossil]

fast enough

[nocturne fossil]

u have the powersurge?

[lavish mulch]

i have the bati 801

[nocturne fossil]

its like 157mph by broughy testing wise

[nocturne fossil]

bati is fun too

[lavish mulch]

and smth else that i forgot

[west stirrup]

Stryder

Shinobi

[nocturne fossil]

like if ur serious powersurge and hdrag mostly

[untold dock]

new method when

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

vortex and pizza boy

[untold dock]

mansion merge got patched

idk about bunker

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

well he said this came after the patch

[nocturne fossil]

half the people are asking " why black wheels???? "

just wanted a black vigilante

[nocturne fossil]

screw it use chimera

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

dont ask me what chimera is

[untold dock]

chimera isn't as offensively bad as stryder

[nocturne fossil]

i love the chimera

styder looks like it was ported from cyberpunk

[lavish mulch]

only bike i use is the mk1

and sometimes the bati when i can't do a time trial with the niobe

[nocturne fossil]

wow u sir are a chad

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

what?

iam not being sarcastic

some plebs only use mk2 and are noobish

[lavish mulch]

i sometimes use it to fly upside down cuz it's fun

[nocturne fossil]

is it hard?

i havent flown in upside down in months

i just learned how to fly mk2 upside down

[lavish mulch]

kinda?

[nocturne fossil]

i wont be greefuh

[lavish mulch]

i haven't watched any tutorials

i just kinda did it 😭

rocket league coming in handy

[nocturne fossil]

i play rocket league in gta

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

[lavish mulch]

i left my car there and stole a muscle car

[nocturne fossil]

thats a fine looking monster truck

[nocturne fossil]

ill bet this is the nightmare version

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

(whatever u do dont goto community channel)

[flint flower]

Wait I haven't played for a good while, did they patch the D5's bulletproof windows?

[untold dock]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

its a been a while since they patched it

glad they did

[viscid belfry]

Is it time to wake up?

[nocturne fossil]

no

[viscid belfry]

How come you can post gifs in the gta channel where pretty much anyone can send messages in, but in this channel you can’t?

[nocturne fossil]

ive been asking the same thing for a while now

[nocturne fossil]

siranium said anything that comes from tenor cant be added here

[viscid belfry]

That’s one you have saved bruh

[untold dock]

and

[nocturne fossil]

thats rolex judging ur gif priviledges xd

i might have attempted to paste a gif here like 23times

[viscid belfry]

Like I’m not trying to save every gif I got to my device bruh

[untold dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527951171047129101/1493632044410998934/fish-eating-fish-eating-from-spoon.gif

i can link them too

user error

[nocturne fossil]

bro what are these gifs xD

[viscid belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

i miss my large pet fishes

[lavish mulch]

why can't we have aquariums in our mansion

[viscid belfry]

What kind of fish did ya have?

[viscid belfry]

This

[nocturne fossil]

fr bro

[lavish mulch]

and if you dont feed them everyday

they die

[nocturne fossil]

uhh i dont know what breed they were but they were large

[untold dock]

can you teach a fish to fish so it can feed itself

[lavish mulch]

catfish

[nocturne fossil]

like catfish yuh

[lavish mulch]

I have 3 catfishes in my house

[viscid belfry]

Nice

So y’all rich huh?

[nocturne fossil]

id belive anyone who plays gta
who owns a wifi
owns a laptop/pc
has time to even type

to be somewhat rich

[untold dock]

how do you own a wifi

[nocturne fossil]

own a router

access to wifi

[viscid belfry]

Owning ddr4 memory and up, you rick let’s be honest

[untold dock]

but what if you own a router without access to wifi

[nocturne fossil]

[untold dock]

poverty spec router

[nocturne fossil]

cuz being millionare rich is tuff nowadays

housing in america is......

[viscid belfry]

Let me see your Rolex bruh

[nocturne fossil]

whats a rolex called in gta

[viscid belfry]

Good question

[untold dock]

this is quickly turning into the shitposting channel

[viscid belfry]

What the shit ass

[nocturne fossil]

writing stuff for this on putty was the real stuff

trouble shooting issues was just ragebait cuz some cables were loose

[alpine basin]

that ain't look too shiny

[nocturne fossil]

[untold dock]

foiled again gif

[nocturne fossil]

what is that thing anyway

ankle monitor ahhh

[alpine basin]

something a lot of criminals wear :b

[nocturne fossil]

the lucia special

[alpine basin]

Im surprised there isn't one in gta for cosmetic purposes

[nocturne fossil]

iam sure lucia will have it for cosmetic purposes

forget ankle monitors

the cuffs from prison break would be nice as cosmetics

they should have given the prisoner outfit with cuffs

[nocturne fossil]

for tier2 or sum

i have better ideas than the devs themselves

[viscid belfry]

Wait @untold dock is a felon?

Damn that’s tuff

[lavish mulch]

no that's a portable wifi router

nvm my wifi slow again

late to the joke as usual

[nocturne fossil]

🐌

[lavish mulch]

it didn't update for me

[nocturne fossil]

🐢

[lavish mulch]

[viscid belfry]

Bros using discord on internet explorer 💀

[nocturne fossil]

and Mcdonalds wifi

[viscid belfry]

Real

[lavish mulch]

i just closed discord and opened it after like 10 mins cuz i was doing something

[viscid belfry]

Sure you were

lol

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

i mis cayo survival

[nocturne fossil]

is maintenance done?

ill bet my entire weeks worth of coffee that they wont add text chat today

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

stop judging me

[hollow owl]

Idk how it grabbed the wrong image

[candid veldt]

weird, online for me

or 7 utc is in 20 min?

[untold dock]

well it is not the maintenance time so what's odd

that message is gone from the support page

[candid veldt]

oh in the morning

😄

[nocturne fossil]

iam on thin ice

[candid veldt]

walk slowly

[lavish mulch]

oh no i won't be able to play gta online..

[nocturne fossil]

u dont play much anyway

[lavish mulch]

shh

how do you timezone convert on discord

[nocturne fossil]

goto browser

and type " disc hammertime "

select the time and copy the hash and paste wherever possible in this app

[lavish mulch]

oh

nvm then im too lazy for that

[nocturne fossil]

bro whats wrong with you

its a simple task

iam not joking atm

[twin drum]

...you just google what the time is in UTC and if it's between 7 and 9 then the screenshot above applies

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

i prolly gave a wrong answer xd

[lavish mulch]

lmao

[nocturne fossil]

<t:1776200400:R>

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

this should be correct iam sure

[lavish mulch]

perchance

i kinda hope text chat comes back but i have my doubts it won't

[nocturne fossil]

then iam gonna keep drinking coffee as per usual

[lavish mulch]

[north marten]

poor dude lmao

[twin drum]

what, so you can see randoms insult each other and chinese people bots advertise cheats again?

i like it being gone. if they add it back i hope they'd make it optional so i can keep it off

[candid veldt]

better than utter silence

[twin drum]

hard disagree

i find the silence much better

i dont need to watch 2 people who are too young to play the game in the first place argue about who fucked the others mom the most

[lavish mulch]

i never play in public lobbies so

[hollow owl]

I loke silence

[twin drum]

if you dont play where there are people, what would adding back chat accomplish

[lavish mulch]

there are people somewhere else

[candid veldt]

you do missions and shit, you dont need full on voice chat

[fossil dagger]

I wish we would get text chat on console like pc used to have

[candid veldt]

it is a multiplayer game.

[fossil dagger]

So we can have a conversation with everyone in the lobby

[lavish mulch]

i got phone earbuds so the mic don't work

[twin drum]

fun fact, you know that stereotype of online players in basically any game having their fire alarm beeping?

that's not a real sound it is (or was) caused by them using apple earbuds which had different plugs on their connectors so the console interpreted the wrong thing as the microphone and it made a beep that they themselves couldnt hear

🎉

(i made that up)

[lavish mulch]

[hollow owl]

✋ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ🤚

[lavish mulch]

[quaint belfry]

I thought you were cooking

[lavish mulch]

I think his house is now gonna make that beeping noise

[twin drum]

have you tried reading the following message

idk dude

okay

[nocturne fossil]

majority of people prefer having chat back

u gotta be naive to not want it

they can have an option to turn it off like legacy if you so desire

this is a public lobby issue

i play in inv onlys mostly

besides people advertised in private sc dms too

[silent portal]

gotta hand it to bip, if it returns i'd also like to be able to disable it outright like the other 99% of games with a chat function that exist in insert year here

because yeah, actually, the constant spam of "[insert chinese text here] cheats" gets fucking annoying after a while when it's all you end up seeing in a lot of sessions

[nocturne fossil]

turn it off then

lets hope that comes as an option too

legacy has it

[silent portal]

see i genuinely had no fucking clue it was even an option, i haven't touched a public session on pc in years 😭

[formal lintel]

It became an option in 2022 and now they removed it because who knows

[fleet sluice]

i would like to make my case as the most intelligent mk2 user

[west stirrup]

Why do you do this

[fleet sluice]

honestly i just hit lb on accident

i’m amazed my bike didn’t blow up

[naive zenith]

Me omw to get on online every single hour to check if Sabrina Gray pops up

[copper shoal]

What

[hollow owl]

Oranges

[nocturne fossil]

wow is this a reference to gta6

[nocturne fossil]

oh lord

[viscid belfry]

Ceylon I’m curious

[copper shoal]

[nocturne fossil]

actually uhhh 🤓

[viscid belfry]

How many hours do you have on GTA in total?

[nocturne fossil]

"ceylon"

[fleet sluice]

me with lj

[nocturne fossil]

velum prolly got a ton

[viscid belfry]

Autocorrect did that

[west stirrup]

Avoiding the question

He never played gta

[viscid belfry]

Bros a fraud

Damn

[nocturne fossil]

is that why he blew his mk2 ?

[viscid belfry]

What a shame

Ok then, how many hours do you have on Boblox?

[nocturne fossil]

i dont play lamebox

[fleet sluice]

i have 100 hours

[nocturne fossil]

rookie number

pump those digits up boi

[viscid belfry]

Approximately how many hours you think you got though?

[fleet sluice]

why else would the velum be destroyed

[viscid belfry]

This

[nocturne fossil]

ahem