gta-online-mk2

[fierce mason]

If you fucker do it again
I am going to oribital strike everyone who star it

Athena especially 3 times

[rancid parcel]

3rd times the charm

And im pretty sure its the 3rd time already

[hollow owl]

No I've checked

They probably removed it after the 3rd time

[rancid parcel]

[fierce mason]

No there was no third time

[rancid parcel]

Leak the latest and coolest star board message

[fierce mason]

If there was
I would already know

[hollow owl]

Most recent 5 are meh

[rancid parcel]

Most of the starboard stuff are all dark jokes and NSFW 😭

[hollow owl]

Best starboard message of 2026

Rip Eddie

[rancid parcel]

Deleted account

[versed lintel]

@fresh quest your account better look like this

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

Help

[daring bobcat]

whats up friend

[tough kindle]

🙌🏻 got my mill and outfit from twitch fuck ye

[brittle hatch]

i got nothing

[gray meteor]

My goat has returned

[tough charm]

nah 8 hours straight of stream watching aint worth it for an outfit and a million you can earn by doing the contract or cayo in an hour

[candid veldt]

why? you leave it on muted

[tough charm]

bc i keep opening and shutting off my laptop

[fast bridge]

@daring garden here’s the money I have since u asked for it

[tough kindle]

I didn’t even watch those streams I just turned it on muted and slept

[tough charm]

i wouldnt either but i keep opening and shutting off my laptop

[tough kindle]

Tf why 😂

[craggy mica]

[tough charm]

couldn't execute that more perfectly

[echo peak]

I murdered the gf of Franklin.. am I wrong for this?

[golden sundial]

Murder is wrong I think

[lavish mulch]

[hollow owl]

No, i disagree

[lavish mulch]

so this week is the same as the last one?

[west stirrup]

Neuh

[lavish mulch]

[echo peak]

fck dem self driving taxis!

[nova monolith]

@tough kindle

[pallid mist]

4× Bounty money is better than 4× Mr Faber so I say this week better.

[neon acorn]

She deserves it

I don’t understand why she came back to Franklin after claiming that she had a perfect husband, but not just that, she definitely kept rubbing it his face

[hollow owl]

"I don't care if you got money now. Not then, not now, not every"

[echo peak]

I served justice fr

[neon acorn]

"I need someone real in my life, I need security."

😭

[nocturne fossil]

😭

[west stirrup]

stop crying

[wicked sundial]

every?

[hollow owl]

I'm killing auto correct

Whoever made it

You're dead

[rancid parcel]

It was me and im [Title Card]

[west stirrup]

No that's me

[nocturne fossil]

ill show u toxic masculinity

[west stirrup]

do it

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

That was not what I expected.

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1440703292266123385/fired.gif

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

does this hurt the helicopter?

[viscid belfry]

It’s time to wake up peoples

[nocturne fossil]

iAm aLiVe

was this the og aircraft canon crosshair?

[viscid belfry]

and whats going on here mate???

[nocturne fossil]

old footage check map

crosshair took my curiosity

was watching a yt vid

[viscid belfry]

oh nice

[nocturne fossil]

using a new keyboard and ive already gotten so much stuff done :D

i should ragebait myself by using my old keyboard

[viscid belfry]

for your work or personal PC?

[nocturne fossil]

personal pc

to play gta

i used this one for gta for 5years

and a cheap mouse and a laptop that can barely push 30fps on legacy xd

old stuff lasts so long i swear

[nocturne fossil]

only issue is it cant register many keystrokes so its hard to do some stuff

[plucky burrow]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/Xyt3kdTBE9

post toreador propaganda

[rancid parcel]

Not even Toreador icon showed up

Fake

[plucky burrow]

there is no toreador icon

this does not exist in the game

it's all part of the propaganda

[rancid parcel]

I will burn your weed.

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

Winton

[naive zenith]

Find it kinda weird how they used franklins buffalo as the cruiser instead of the original buffalo but tbh it looks better so it's whatever

[plucky burrow]

stop finding out

[naive zenith]

[nocturne fossil]

how much time does it take a vote kick to go away

[rancid parcel]

A while

[viscid belfry]

The one and only

[viscid belfry]

I found Thant weird too ngl, why not give the players the og buffalo cruiser?

[viscid belfry]

Which keyboard did ya get?

[nocturne fossil]

oh thats a good question

lemme check 😅

[viscid belfry]

Bet

[nocturne fossil]

red dragon k668

mechanical one

[naive zenith]

I finally accomplished it

I bought the tongva estate mansions with all upgrades

Thank god for the vehicle organization option in E&E so I can just move all my expensive office vehicles to the mansion garage

[nocturne fossil]

my congratz

i was just flexing my mansion to a random huzz i met in a public lobby xd

[echo peak]

just me?

[nocturne fossil]

iam getting this rn

the servers bro

[echo peak]

yeah but the services are up according to this discord and the site

weird

[nocturne fossil]

its just started to malfunction

[echo peak]

good to know im not alone

since i used VPN

and still same issue

[naive zenith]

Wish you could pet your cat

[echo peak]

like how we can pet that cat from the firefighter missions

[nocturne fossil]

@quaint belfry yo have u tried the vigero for drag races?

did i ping the right guy i think i did

vigero zx is visually buggy but its good xd

[quaint belfry]

Haven't really

[nocturne fossil]

it is time

[quaint belfry]

sounds good to me

[nocturne fossil]

[quaint belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

cant even pet cats in red dead

so diabolical

atlest we can pet dogs

i prefer dogs more

lucia better not have a cat

[naive zenith]

ok so it turns out you can but only when it's awake

[nocturne fossil]

[naive zenith]

Also I love how you can basically make your dog chop 2.0

So you don't have to wait for him to sit by Franklin in the agency

[nocturne fossil]

chop was a dissapointment in story moode

having a mobile app to make him happy was so awful

beating greeefuhs and being friends is quite the tale

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

oh hel no

not this emoji

[tidal yew]

[craggy mica]

[tough charm]

[nocturne fossil]

[echo peak]

anyone else who cant login rn to online?

[nocturne fossil]

me cant login

[echo peak]

how long is this sht gnna take wtf

[nocturne fossil]

iam trying to do magic spell rn

[echo peak]

i wnna grind for a mansion

zzzzz

[nocturne fossil]

iam yelling " open sesame " to Rlauncher

[quaint belfry]

Pepe supremacy

[full turtle]

any suggestions/opinions?

[nocturne fossil]

fr

[echo peak]

go to gta vehicles bro haha

[full turtle]

too dead tbh lol

[nocturne fossil]

its not dead its cuz people there dont check

usually gets overshadowed by some random useless screenshot

[full turtle]

exactly, and im pretty sure mk2 chat works for everything

[nocturne fossil]

i respect effort enough to not type something useless under something someone worked for

[full turtle]

even lfg but not excessively

[full turtle]

W

[echo peak]

@nocturne fossil can u login now or still nah

[nocturne fossil]

iam gonna do so rn

ill lyk

[nocturne fossil]

umm

the game is working

so sorry bro

i replied late

[echo peak]

still unavailble for me.

[west stirrup]

Whyhow

[nocturne fossil]

wat

its working for me bro

[echo peak]

i can get in but only gta story mode not online

[green fractal]

If you are using VPN, your IP might be blacklisted or something.

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

i just flexed my mansion to a noob

he's emoting in vault XD

bro must have thought he was getting money

noobs are so cute

[quaint belfry]

No he is planning a heist for your mansion vault, newbie mistake

[nocturne fossil]

😱

[rancid parcel]

the vault is gonna be empty once he leaves.

30 seconds Ceylon

he wont dawdol

[nocturne fossil]

iam not brainless as the duggans

[lavish mulch]

there's a vault?

[west stirrup]

Yes

30 seconds left don’t dawdle

[lavish mulch]

i barely use my mansion

i only use it cuz fast travel if i don't have a spawnpoint for it

why doesn't the bail office have a bed or something

[tame holly]

i'm almost 100% sure it has one

i remember spawning there when i grinded the safe for bail office t4

just so when i started playing i actually sent the npc to work

[lavish mulch]

maybe i didn't buy it

[west stirrup]

Haha too broke for a bed

[nocturne fossil]

perhaps i went too far

[tame holly]

time to do yoga

[rancid parcel]

lets get you to bed griefer

[nocturne fossil]

they started it tho

[rancid parcel]

nuh uh

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

no excuses

[tame holly]

now go on do yoga as a punishment

[nocturne fossil]

dam yoga

[rancid parcel]

namaste

[nocturne fossil]

la fabien

[hollow owl]

Nama go duck yourself

[echo peak]

do u guys think mansion sale will come soon? or is it too early for that?

i jst came back so idk how long the mansion update was

[west stirrup]

Buy shark card for mansion

[green fractal]

Gamble for mansion.

[tame holly]

nah deliver pizzas for mansions

[nocturne fossil]

rob stores for mansion

[nocturne fossil]

btw i was associate of a ceo

seems like associates get the issue too

i didnt know there was a limit like this

seems like an older issue tryhards and pvp peeps usually encounter

[viscid belfry]

Nice

[neon acorn]

Peak

[nocturne fossil]

chat revive

[brittle hatch]

No

i'm busy waiting

[neon acorn]

I’m too busy grinding story mode and achievements

[west stirrup]

Good idea

[naive zenith]

Perfect car to have on my podium

[copper fossil]

that’s some grade a weebery

[daring bobcat]

that is amazing, 10/10

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

Typical Heavy main

[nocturne fossil]

i have never used that livery before

[daring bobcat]

my friend has only got cars with anime livery's and nothing else

[nocturne fossil]

except uhhh for the one car that has a pillow behind

i forgot the car name lol

what was the bmw u can spawn from agent14 in freemode

a car similar to sentinel class

🧠 🫴

cant remember

oh got it

[nocturne fossil]

the zion

[daring bobcat]

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Zion_Classic

almost

[nocturne fossil]

one of the liveries has the anime pillow

if ur friend doesnt have that car id be very dissapointed

[alpine basin]

Yea, the zion classic has a pillow and some mystery white goo in the back seat

[nocturne fossil]

the white stuff?

is it in the car fr?

i never looked close

[alpine basin]

you mean the white goo but yea

[nocturne fossil]

🫢

need to check and keep some distance

[naive zenith]

I was choosing between that and the Remus

Chose Remus because of the custom exhaust

[desert ruin]

is it possible to have lvl 0

[alpine basin]

No.

[desert ruin]

goonmobile

[desert ruin]

so mods

[alpine basin]

Even if your RP value is set to a negative number, you retain level 1

[desert ruin]

I swear I saw a player with a zero lvl right now

[daring bobcat]

you can have 0xp but level starts at 1

[alpine basin]

Lvl 0 typically shows for people when you are failing to source information, which is lag

[desert ruin]

he probably left

wait how he left twice

[daring bobcat]

idk, I cant read that

[desert ruin]

you can read nicknames

[alpine basin]

I can't read

[desert ruin]

and kinda guess what happened based on what I'm saying

[desert ruin]

[daring bobcat]

I also cant read

[desert ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419459307413700769/1424382476314480803/cannyArrive-4x.gif

[hollow owl]

2 Farxxs?

[alpine basin]

mitosis

[nocturne fossil]

mitosis xD

[plucky burrow]

my toes

[west stirrup]

mine

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

Stub them

[nocturne fossil]

most normal reaction

[naive zenith]

[nocturne fossil]

i hope this emoji doesnt become a norm in this chat

[naive zenith]

17M well spent

[desert ruin]

why so many leaves in the cayo lfg

[desert ruin]

[plucky burrow]

I'll stub your toes

[plucky burrow]

do you have gta on steam

[west stirrup]

I have you

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

let's smoke on the water

[west stirrup]

🐎

[alpine basin]

why do you wanna smoke some guys on the water?

[naive zenith]

I could buy GTA on steam

[plucky burrow]

it's fun

[nocturne fossil]

u know the chat is a bit cooked whe iam the one to tell this aint normal xd

[plucky burrow]

don't buy it

[naive zenith]

But because of cockstars shitty anti cheat I can't play because the deck runs on Linux

[alpine basin]

What about that one mission where you need to shoot a guy on the water

[naive zenith]

I might get an ROG ally

[west stirrup]

Linux

H..ha

haha

[naive zenith]

hi

[plucky burrow]

the lengths mfs go for gta

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

[naive zenith]

I mean it's not just GTA with 0 Linux support

Apex doesn't run

[plucky burrow]

steam OS have that translator thing

[naive zenith]

Fort doesn't run but I don't plan on reinstalling anyways

CoD doesn't run

[plucky burrow]

[naive zenith]

You literally cannot play modern call of duty

[plucky burrow]

all steam games should run

[alpine basin]

[plucky burrow]

[west stirrup]

you should run

[plucky burrow]

you say run

[naive zenith]

Yeah should

It's just steam games with kernel anti cheat that don't work

[plucky burrow]

why not get a proper computer

[naive zenith]

Take a guess

[plucky burrow]

price?

[naive zenith]

[naive zenith]

The price of ram

[plucky burrow]

are ROG Ally prices stable?

[nocturne fossil]

guys kalm down

[naive zenith]

Yes

I could get an ally on eBay rn for $300

[plucky burrow]

while this is true

[nocturne fossil]

doubt

[naive zenith]

Wait nvm

It's labeled as for parts

[plucky burrow]

[naive zenith]

Other than that I could get one on best buy for $600

120hz

[plucky burrow]

your best bet for desktop is to buy used tbh

it is a bad time to purchase

[naive zenith]

I'm honestly glad I got a deck instead of an ally

Valve is all outta decks

[nocturne fossil]

a 120hz monitor for 600bucks????

what

[naive zenith]

What?

No

[nocturne fossil]

i got one for 200bucks bro

[plucky burrow]

😭

[naive zenith]

A handheld PC with a 120hz display

[nocturne fossil]

new

[naive zenith]

I got my monitor for $200

165hz with 2k support

[plucky burrow]

good

[nocturne fossil]

oh dam

[plucky burrow]

windows is a heavy OS though

you will sacrificing a lot of that limited RAM

16 aint shit when OS takes 6

[nocturne fossil]

i think 120hz is perfect for me

not more

[desert ruin]

I have sugartits

[naive zenith]

My deck doesn't even reach 165 fps

[plucky burrow]

can you cloud play gta

[naive zenith]

I bought the monitor because it at least lets me play at 120 fps on some games and it has 4 ports which is enough for my PS5, my Series S, my Deck, and my Switch 2

[naive zenith]

GeForce Now? Maybe

But playing an online game through a cloud based service isn't the greatest idea

[plucky burrow]

does it require an nvidia gpu

[plucky burrow]

it's gta

not that lag sensitive

well it shouldn't

but

[naive zenith]

Yeah but my wifi isn't necessarily the greatest

[plucky burrow]

casino tunnel

[naive zenith]

5 ghz though

Also GeForce added a monthly playtime limit

[plucky burrow]

they running out of servers

[nocturne fossil]

what does this too

[naive zenith]

Monthly playtime limit when I'm paying for a subscription yeah fuck off

[naive zenith]

Once you reach a certain amount of hours you can't play anymore

Unless you buy more hours

It's a stupid system when you're paying for a monthly subscription

[nocturne fossil]

wait iam a bit of an airhead atm my bad

does this prevent me from playing any game?

[naive zenith]

Yes

[desert ruin]

why I sometimes get random 1-star wanted levels

[nocturne fossil]

so we are getting a console like subscription thing on pc now?

i dont understand

[plucky burrow]

the

cloud gaming is meant for people with weak computers

[naive zenith]

No

[alpine basin]

Steam winning once again without doing a single thing

Just use steam link, exit full screen mode, control a whole pc that way :b (obv you need a pc but still)

[naive zenith]

GeForce Now is a cloud based game service meant for people that don't have powerful devices

[nocturne fossil]

this is cloud computing related?

[plucky burrow]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

oh okay

almost had a heart attack

[naive zenith]

If you don't have a powerful device though then idk if you'd have powerful wifi

[plucky burrow]

if you can't run RDR2 on your silly laptop, nvidia lets you rent a server

[nocturne fossil]

we live in a coporate world where they would limit our gpus by time and make it a subscription service

[plucky burrow]

and control it from your laptop

[nocturne fossil]

imagine

[naive zenith]

240 fps cyberpunk at 5k

[plucky burrow]

no one can limit pc gaming

[nocturne fossil]

hopefully forever no one

[plucky burrow]

it's corporate suicide

[nocturne fossil]

the one who tries should be

[naive zenith]

I'm scared to know what happens when gabe dies

[nocturne fossil]

🔫

[naive zenith]

[plucky burrow]

he goes to grave

[alpine basin]

5k?

[naive zenith]

[plucky burrow]

stop

[naive zenith]

No I'm making this emoji a regular thing in this channel

[plucky burrow]

it's not from this server, it won't count

[alpine basin]

I have an emoji for this somewhere

[plucky burrow]

peacock

🦚

[naive zenith]

Y'all know a good garage to put my cop cars in

[plucky burrow]

arcade

[naive zenith]

I have them in my eclipse Blvd garage with the black walls but I feel like there's a better place to put them

[alpine basin]

Bail office

[plucky burrow]

how many slots bail has

3?

[alpine basin]

Nope

Two, and they bug vehicles out

[plucky burrow]

[alpine basin]

theres like a solid 30% chance your car gets replaced with an RC bandito

[plucky burrow]

convenient

[plucky burrow]

do cops really use corvette

[desert ruin]

wdym bug out

[desert ruin]

so storing only one

[alpine basin]

Oh no, it can bug both

[plucky burrow]

wait

[desert ruin]

and there is no known cause for this bug to occur?

[plucky burrow]

if there's RC Bandito

[alpine basin]

Simply storing it is enough to bug it out

[plucky burrow]

is there a Bandito

like

regular

without the fancy tech

[desert ruin]

bruh
I wanted to have a vintage police car there

like a greenwood

how do I generate passive income with the acid lab?

everyone says it's hella good but I don't really get it

like what do I do for it to work on it's own

[plucky burrow]

it's semi passive

you still need to buy and sell

like the biker businesses

and bunker

but the thing is that it is the fastest

[alpine basin]

Anyone wanna like, help me sell a full hangar and nightclub in a server full of griefers

[wicked sundial]

Some departments acquire them through asset forfeiture (seizure) and use them for public relations, community outreach and recruitment, not daily patrol, per Google.

[plucky burrow]

omg you're so late

I go school now

[desert ruin]

are you bad sport

[alpine basin]

No, bad sport does not exist on pc, legit at least

[plucky burrow]

[desert ruin]

how do you know that your server is full of griefers

[alpine basin]

good luck

[desert ruin]

eh?

[alpine basin]

1 2 kosatka missile players
3 raijus
an avenger
a lazer
then like a 3 man team running some cargo sales, somehow

[plucky burrow]

thrilling

[alpine basin]

oh and 2 modders

[plucky burrow]

no mk2?

[neon acorn]

Selling amongst modders

[plucky burrow]

gta fell off

[neon acorn]

You fell off unc

lumbago

[plucky burrow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFl_SY8akAMpA1l.webp

[alpine basin]

theres like 4 in the air right now

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin I’d love to help but I feel like I’d be no match

[alpine basin]

a b-11 has entered the fight 🗣️

[neon acorn]

I’m only one person

[neon acorn]

brrrrrr

[plucky burrow]

this server is relatively safer than a calm one

[neon acorn]

How do I get that feet decoration

I want feet

[plucky burrow]

they are too busy killing each other

[neon acorn]

it’s 2026 y’all 😔

cmon

[plucky burrow]

from the orb shop

[plucky burrow]

what it's true

I tried it many times

[merry marsh]

oh my god why does wall have feet on their profile

[plucky burrow]

you are less likely to get jumped

[plucky burrow]

why not

[neon acorn]

Jeez it’s $5

[alpine basin]

Shoot theres an mk2 outside of my nightclub

[plucky burrow]

use orbs

[neon acorn]

We should all have feet on our profiles

This is a peak addition

[plucky burrow]

come outside bro

[neon acorn]

I’ve only got 700

I never do the challenges

[desert ruin]

ghost org

[plucky burrow]

I was this close to buy them

but I saw this beautiful thing I'm wearing rn

[nocturne fossil]

facts

[alpine basin]

Hes right infront of where my cargo spawns, ghost org isn't worth anything when theres only two exits he can both cover

[neon acorn]

He’s definitely waiting

[desert ruin]

who is he

[nocturne fossil]

a numbskull

[neon acorn]

NoobMaster69

[alpine basin]

he randomly died so idk

[plucky burrow]

[desert ruin]

son

[alpine basin]

hes ghost org 100%

[plucky burrow]

no balls

[neon acorn]

SON.

[plucky burrow]

sell it

[neon acorn]

How much are you selling anyway

big dog big nuts

[alpine basin]

both full stock

[neon acorn]

gg

[plucky burrow]

man

[alpine basin]

he teleported to paleto with his mk2

[plucky burrow]

I'm going to #no_access

[nocturne fossil]

dont encourage him xd

there is a shetposting channel for dis

[desert ruin]

I haven't taken a shit yet so nothing to post for now

[nocturne fossil]

iam so done

[neon acorn]

How dare you call my cat a shitpost

[nocturne fossil]

uhh id idnt

[neon acorn]

You betrayed me

[alpine basin]

choices choices

[neon acorn]

Would be nice if we could own stretch limos

[desert ruin]

uuuu idiot aaa

[desert ruin]

never let bro make choices again🥀

[alpine basin]

oreo would love this one

[desert ruin]

faggio suits him better

btw, anyone here has a custom faggio or faggio sport?

[alpine basin]

I probably do

[desert ruin]

sell

[alpine basin]

why would I sell it

[desert ruin]

I want it

sell it to me duh

[wicked sundial]

Patriot Stretch?

[nocturne fossil]

man iam so noob :(

iam slow at act1

[merry marsh]

that tagaloa or whatever its called is foul

the pink car that isnt the tulip

[nocturne fossil]

avoided rapid fire tho

[nocturne fossil]

its starts with a '' F "

[merry marsh]

no fuckin way

oh my god its actually called that

[nocturne fossil]

its made for people that are referred by the first three letters ong

[nocturne fossil]

🙀

sarcasm?

[merry marsh]

no

[nocturne fossil]

oh

still a garbage name ngl

for a nice car such as that they could have named it ......

idk

Roadkeeper

[neon acorn]

How did your nightclub goods go

[alpine basin]

well

[alpine basin]

went into pvp shortly after, destroyed a few people until they left with a sniper

[nocturne fossil]

being on the brink be like xd

[naive zenith]

The bounties are so cheeks rn, even for over 100K I'm not going all the way to paleto and back💔

[alpine basin]

@neon acorn

[nocturne fossil]

ive griefed a few times but i would never shoot players in stores

nor destroy cargo like these do

[rancid parcel]

Yet

[nocturne fossil]

i would most defo farm store griefers for fun

and the ones that kill me first

[nocturne fossil]

iam listening 👂

look last time i was defending myself

one bounty was there so i took it and he kept coming at me xd

[nocturne fossil]

then other players ganged up since i had a heavy mental state

[nova comet]

Relaxing + Nvidia Filter (Realism Setting Kinda)

[nocturne fossil]

do u need to add any files to the game?

seems like no right?

[nova comet]

What you mean ?

Better

[rancid parcel]

Lowkey looks like Minecraft ngl

[nova comet]

Im use Setting from Flight Simulation

[nocturne fossil]

i thought this was a graphics mod xd

the sky doesnt have the fog look

[nova comet]

its not a Mod

im use NVIDIA Filter

[nocturne fossil]

ik just figured

[nova comet]

at 20 PM

[nocturne fossil]

i think there was a 80s retro filter too

[nova comet]

Looks better

[nocturne fossil]

fr 19/20hits hard man

[nova comet]

Yeah

[nocturne fossil]

the most beautiful times

[nova comet]

Rate the Nvidia filter

[neon acorn]

That’s about as American as it can get

I love his outfit lmao

[rancid parcel]

God bless the Tongva owners

[alpine basin]

Hes a cheater so its funnier

[nova comet]

Has anyone own Vinewood Hills Mansion ?

[neon acorn]

So many cheaters on US lobbies..

[nocturne fossil]

fr

[neon acorn]

I own all the mansions

[alpine basin]

yea I own all 3 as well

[nova comet]

Tongva Also looks Beautiful if there Yacht parked

[nova comet]

Same

[neon acorn]

Yacht looks tiny

[nova comet]

Which mansion has Beautiful view

[neon acorn]

copium

[neon acorn]

The most expensive one imo

[nova comet]

Mine was Vinewood

[rancid parcel]

What benefits does it even have compared to the other 2 again?
I've only heard its convenient to walk to it after a cayo

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin I’m gonna start going for all 50 stunt jumps before the letter scraps

wish me luck

I’m using the Bati 801

Should be done in 30 mins to an hour

[nocturne fossil]

accesibilty

[rancid parcel]

Lame

[nova comet]

in Tongva i barely can see Yacht

[nocturne fossil]

u can spawn there and teleport anywhere
but its just gonna take a while to get in the mansion from the city

doesnt matter much with job tp

[naive zenith]

Cheapest mansion that also gives a good view

Rather have my mansion be in a nice quiet place in the hills with a good view than be in the city

[desert ruin]

irl a 10 minute drive to get to a quiet place with views is nothing, but in GTA it's a two-min and I'm like meh

life in LS is really damn fast

[viscid belfry]

Best view imo

No other property in the game gives you an unobstructed view of the west to watch those beautiful sunsets 🌅

[nocturne fossil]

lombank office view is underrated ngl

for anyone that doesnt use the office much that is such a nice property

i own the maze bank since i kinda wanna be in the center and prolly the highest building when i spawn in

cuz iam a big boiii

[nocturne fossil]

[desert ruin]

that's just how it is

do you like lifted trucks btw?

[nocturne fossil]

i do irl and in gta

sandking and guardian are good

guardian is a bit buggy but ive come to like it more now

the bumper on the front is floating with no support and the streering wheel is fixated

[desert ruin]

I am talking more like this slop

[nocturne fossil]

no slop

just natural ones

not that stuff

u can make the sandking like this tho

[desert ruin]

yea I've had the term squatted floating in my head but I thought that squatted meant lowered

[nocturne fossil]

maybe the brutus if u wanna push further

[desert ruin]

who even came up with this dihsign

[nocturne fossil]

idk but i love it regardless of whoever hates it

ik whose youtube thumbnail it is

[desert ruin]

you can make arena vehicles look like regular ones?

[nocturne fossil]

u can

all mine are stock

see this

thats the imperator

[desert ruin]

good stuff

[neon acorn]

Okay it happened to take a little longer

@alpine basin one last jump

[desert ruin]

who genuinely are people that are picking random fights with everyone

[neon acorn]

It’s the mount gordo one

[desert ruin]

I be flying minding my own business and some ass shoots me

[nocturne fossil]

ur using mk2?

[desert ruin]

what letter

[nocturne fossil]

u have bounty?

[desert ruin]

nope

happened ten times I think in a sparrow

I often drive conventional cars with no armor

and sweaty fat dumbasses all think it's their DUTY to launch their dumb missile

[desert ruin]

there are also people that drive around in a khanjali killing literally everyone they pass

like what's the point

grow up

when I started playing, I had one dumba try to kill me on the roof of LSCM

[neon acorn]

FIRST TRY

[desert ruin]

a year ago

[alpine basin]

darn, I failed every stunt jump and have -50 stunt jumps to complete :b

[neon acorn]

:p

I clipped it

I’ll save it soon and share it here

Time for paper scraps

I might go for the monkey mosaics and peyote plants

Considering I’ve gotten all of these other things

[desert ruin]

@nocturne fossil what are your thoughts

[nocturne fossil]

they are in the wrong for sure

i would pick them off for fun

if no-one has disturbed me thus far

i used to be that guy but its boring for me now

its much more fun to deal emotional damage

issue is colleteral damage can happen

[desert ruin]

wdym

[nocturne fossil]

if iam in the middle of a fight and some guy pulls over with sparrow imma shoot it down

[desert ruin]

why

[nocturne fossil]

its fun to destroy griefers who kill others

rather than to kill defenseless players who didnt attack in the first place

[desert ruin]

bike broke

[nocturne fossil]

iam not letting the griefer one up me with distractions

[nocturne fossil]

sanchez is a good bike bro

[rancid parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250046748164886530/1493046568851603506/Screenshot_20260413_073348_Discord.jpg?ex=69dd8b79&is=69dc39f9&hm=9d3cbfe37370d997bcb72c7a78a7a4eb27197307f3211ad835b90c743f8d0186&

My brain is not braining

[nocturne fossil]

his brain is more disfunctional than mine

[desert ruin]

this one is CEO

[nocturne fossil]

ah u can get a normal one with jammer

[desert ruin]

ik

not priority rn tho

[nova monolith]

lzzzzzz or smth

[viscid belfry]

You talking about Lombank west?

[nocturne fossil]

[viscid belfry]

That is the best CEO office imo, I just wish the actual office view was facing west rather than south tbh

[nocturne fossil]

u can get a great view from garages but i understand

[viscid belfry]

Yeah

Also @nocturne fossil have you come across a griefer named gambetto?

[nocturne fossil]

no

who is he?

[viscid belfry]

A griefer who griefs lower levels and people minding their own business

He’s like level 800, and when you’re about to kill him he teleports away

[nocturne fossil]

ive shot down a bunch of griefers and have gotten beaten by plenty too its hard to remember them xd

btw iam not griefer just so u know

[viscid belfry]

I gotcha

[nocturne fossil]

i just shoot whoever shoots me i still help alotta people

[viscid belfry]

I despise griefers who don’t put up a fair fight, like they’ll teleport away when they know you’re gonna get a kill on them

[nocturne fossil]

thats why i dont bother with them myself

[tame holly]

also godmode

[viscid belfry]

Yeah, no point

[nocturne fossil]

they are the most forgettable species

[tame holly]

a plague on console

[viscid belfry]

What god mode glitch is popular on consoles rn?

[tame holly]

well last time i encountered one it was a perma off radar gm player (headhunter khanjali did not work on it)

i also encountered invisible gm and standard godmode a few times but its been a few weeks

[viscid belfry]

Is the godmode ruiner still a thing?

[tame holly]

probably knowing R* coding, never encountered one

[nocturne fossil]

didnt even know there is one aside fully loaded ruiner xd

[viscid belfry]

I tried it a while ago and it was only semi godmoded, I think it can’t withstand an orbital strike

Ruiner is really good, most accurate missiles in the game

And then second I think is either the deluxo or the chernobog

[hollow glade]

Chernobog is behind the others like deluxo vigilante scramjet in pure tracking, but they’re a lil faster and can sometimes cut u off I think

[viscid belfry]

I’m pretty sure the chernobog can kill upside down mk2’s, the rockets on them are pretty quick compared to other missiles

I was told that upside down mk2’s can dodge orbital strikes somehow

[eager agate]

the problem is how are you gonna kill them before they kill you

[viscid belfry]

You get someone else to distract them meanwhile

[eager agate]

then it's 2v1 and the chernoborg isn't a good choice

[nova monolith]

I’ve been told they’re slower

I think I have a clip of me outrunning them

[nocturne fossil]

they look slower and got shet tracking

doomsday preps with it were awful

[nova monolith]

nah i think they have great tracking it’s just that the upside down mk2 has the tightest turn radius

[eager agate]

the tracking is arguably the best in the game

but the speed makes it dogshit

[nocturne fossil]

but it wont help against a mk2 ud

goodluck getting it to lock on to its red point

even on doomsday it cant make up its mind on what to lock onto

[desert ruin]

ik how one can defeat upside down mk2

switch session

[nocturne fossil]

or orb

but doesnt matter they have extra mk2s xd

[desert ruin]

those mfs are too sweaty and their life is miserable
let them be

[nova monolith]

There’s no point trying to beat it

[viscid belfry]

How so? One distracts, you go off radar, the other guy then lures them to the chernobog and kaboom. 💥

[nova monolith]

I have a mk2 with explosive mgs just to try and kill them but it’s still a waste of time

[eager agate]

I swear you can't be good in this game without being called sweaty

[viscid belfry]

I tried it a few times with a friend and I think it depends on certain aspects

[nocturne fossil]

in most cases iam solo in public lobby

yall got friends to join public sesh?

[nova monolith]

Upside down mk2 is hardly being good

Like yeah it’s not the easiest thing to learn but the tradeoff is you can’t fucking die

[desert ruin]

it's like wasting all time on a skill that is an illusion of being cool

[nocturne fossil]

not cool more so gaining an unfair advantage and being invincible

[nova monolith]

I know how to do it because it usually gets griefers out of the lobby but it’s kinda just lame to do otherwise

[nocturne fossil]

i would learn it for the coolness tho xd

[nova monolith]

Also great to learn for missions, i think it’s faster than the raiju idk tho

[nocturne fossil]

it is used in speedruns yes

[viscid belfry]

Rarely

[nocturne fossil]

a very important kill to have in that case

[nova monolith]

I was using it cause these 2 guys were just killing everyone and being annoying

[viscid belfry]

What’s your ign @nocturne fossil ?

[nocturne fossil]

i havent planned on dropping igns yet ive been asked multiple times actually

whenever someone asked i just said i was busy which was the case in multiple occasions

[nova monolith]

Also @tough kindle

[nocturne fossil]

but coras friends inv me often to heists and such

[eager agate]

I'd say this is quite good #gta-online-mk2 message

and I mean kinda in general people just hate being beaten

[viscid belfry]

Wait you don’t add people in game at all or somethin?

[nocturne fossil]

not atm

[nova monolith]

Clip won’t load but I’d still probably say this
There’s undoubtedly a skill ceiling but just learning how to do it makes you functionally immortal so there isn’t anything that impressive about it 99% of the time

[eager agate]

I once win a race and being like 30 seconds faster than 2nd place and I already got called sweaty, like how is that my fault you have skill issue

[viscid belfry]

How come?

[eager agate]

damn with them videos

[nocturne fossil]

i plan on adding people but would like to keep accounts seperated

[eager agate]

it's just an ud mk2 killing an imani car guy

[nocturne fossil]

some accs have close friends

others public friends n such

[nocturne fossil]

forgot to reply from here

[nova monolith]

https://youtu.be/DOxO972uD8I?si=Pwf4uEar7dSSJg7O
like auvie is my goat and they’re cracked with the mk2 upside down but I’m not gonna deny that people can hardly do anything about it

[desert ruin]

what is ign

[nocturne fossil]

in game name

[desert ruin]

so social club

[nocturne fossil]

people have different acronyms

[viscid belfry]

Wait how many accounts do you have bruh?

[nova monolith]

Also hit this again today

[desert ruin]

excuse me what is this shit

this is like DEFINITELY sweaty

[nocturne fossil]

about 7accs with 12characters

some are secondary chars

[eager agate]

well that's why I said this

[desert ruin]

dude spent a LOT of time upgrading one single not-so-cool skill and being a jerk (I'm judging by the vid, he probably killed a peaceful guy)

[viscid belfry]

Gawt daum brother 💀

[desert ruin]

I mean this is wrong

but don't judge everyone by this

there are different situations

[eager agate]

what is wrong

[nocturne fossil]

can u elaborate more

cuz iam with tony on this one

[desert ruin]

wrong on the side of guy who said tony is sweaty

[nova monolith]

Can’t tell if I felt bad about griefing with the cerberus earlier

[desert ruin]

this isn't sweaty at all

[nova monolith]

Cause like
how do you get griefed by the cerberus

[nocturne fossil]

dont feel bad

[nocturne fossil]

ofc

[desert ruin]

or these fellas

[viscid belfry]

Too real

But it takes months to get down

[nova monolith]

Took me a week

Might be free on controller

[viscid belfry]

I’ve put in many hours in trying to really get it down, and fuck it’s difficult

I use controller

[nova monolith]

Shunt hopping with the cerberus took me a month prolly

[viscid belfry]

A week in in game time?

[nova monolith]

Like a week irl

Not like straight playing

[viscid belfry]

Oh I meant like irl hours

Like 100 ish hours

Or so

Cause that would make sense

[nova monolith]

Maybe like

8???

[viscid belfry]

Only 8???

Tf

Might be easier on console then ngl

[nova monolith]

All you have to do on controller to keep it steady is just spin your joystick in circles

[viscid belfry]

Because there are certain things like glitches and such that are easier to do on console, and sometimes it’s due to the frame rate difference

[alpine basin]

It took me like 150 just to figure out how to keep a shunt boosted vehicle in the air with the sasquatch, with kbm (I refuse and can't play on controller due to being too unskilled)

[nova monolith]

Shunt boosting hard ash on some vehicles

[viscid belfry]

I feel like things like that are easier to learn and really get down on controller though tbh

Like I don’t think it’s possible to fly a mk2 upside down on keyboard and mouse for more than a 2 minutes at most, it’s extremely difficult

[alpine basin]

I can fly upside down with an mk2 but it is very difficult yea

Though Im fairly uses to tap accel with keys so its not horrible

[nova monolith]

Tactical cerb inbound

[viscid belfry]

Horse many rockets does the Cerberus take?

[nova monolith]

5 homing 2 rpg i think

[viscid belfry]

So mk2’s can counter it easily then?

[nova monolith]

Nvm 1 rpg

[nova monolith]

A blind man with no arms could counter it

[viscid belfry]

So who do you grief then exactly?

[nova monolith]

Cargo

you can’t do much to anyone who fights back

[tame holly]

by slamming into delivery planes or helicopters ?

if so respect points for creativity

[nova monolith]

Or vehicles

[viscid belfry]

Bruh

[nova monolith]

Clip from today

[viscid belfry]

Wait do you grief special cargo?

[nova monolith]

I grief what I can

[nocturne fossil]

lmao

[tame holly]

hey its griefing, but its creative griefing

[nova monolith]

Like
I could grief using a mk2 or raiju or some bs
But where’s the love and fun in that

[viscid belfry]

Real

[desert ruin]

why

[nova monolith]

why not

[desert ruin]

why be a jerk

[nocturne fossil]

for funzies

[desert ruin]

I see nothing fun in this

[nova monolith]

Im using a vehicle that gets countered by a sticky bomb

[desert ruin]

ik but

[tame holly]

u see the difference between a normal and this griefer is the creativity

[desert ruin]

why do this in general

[nova monolith]

I think it’s hilarious

[viscid belfry]

This

[desert ruin]

still griefing

[nova monolith]

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

[desert ruin]

eh?

[nova monolith]

You dont see the fun in it

I do

[nocturne fossil]

if people cant defend their shet perhaps they deserve

[nova monolith]

also that

[nocturne fossil]

inv lobbies exist they picked their choice

[nova monolith]

Like sometimes you can’t do anything about it

[nocturne fossil]

i dont grief cargo but i agree with cerberus

[nova monolith]

But if you’re letting a cerberus stop you from selling you gotta lock in

[viscid belfry]

Did y’all know apparently GTA has the lowest iq players?

[tame holly]

like if i get trapped by stickys/proxis or get griefed by an odd vehicle, i will at least respect the player bc they used their brain

[nova monolith]

Doesn’t surprise me

[viscid belfry]

I read that in an article a while ago deadass

[desert ruin]

you can't read duh

[nova monolith]

I’ve never gotten a rage message in the cerberus funnily

I think most people just can’t be that mad about it

[viscid belfry]

It doesn’t surprise me either, have you ever joined any of the vc’s in here?

[nova monolith]

No, but I have played with people through the lfg channels

Guy got mad at me because I told him to follow me during casino and he kept alerting guards

[viscid belfry]

There are some bricks that play this game lmao

[desert ruin]

there damn are

[tame holly]

i love big con noobs who start shooting

[nova monolith]

Like brother you can complete the whole thing without a bullet

[viscid belfry]

One time I told this guy I was doing a 💰 drop at LSIA and I told him to look for the invisible guy, that dude was there looking for about 30 min for an actual invisible guy at the airport, you cannot make this shit up.

[desert ruin]

I had a random invite me into the casino heist as a host

[desert ruin]

it was a bugstars big con

dude (the host) KEPT GOING THROUGH THE METAL DETECTORS WITH WEAPONS

like why

[tame holly]

lemme guess paleto and no optional preps done ?

[desert ruin]

nah not paleto afaik

[tame holly]

oh, thats usually the case with bugstars big con

[desert ruin]

I don't really remember

[viscid belfry]

Dude was probably wondering why the alarm was getting set off lmao

[desert ruin]

he kept GETTING weapons

you start with a ceramic pistol

oh wait actually I'm lying

[viscid belfry]

This is why you never do heists with randoms lol

[desert ruin]

I think it wasn't bugstars but the boxville thing

[desert ruin]

lfg randoms are kinda better than random randoms

[tame holly]

hey i managed 2 prison breaks with a full random team recently, thats worth something

(i was not host)

[desert ruin]

never had a bad experience with those guys

[viscid belfry]

Completing Pacific Rim heist with randoms is the most impossible thing to do in this game lol

[desert ruin]

oh, I did my two original heists with randoms

[viscid belfry]

That’s rare lmao

[desert ruin]

legacy

[nova monolith]

Pacific rim

The hit movie

[desert ruin]

good ol' times with chat

[nocturne fossil]

[desert ruin]

dude discovering gta font

[tame holly]

last time i did it, the host kept blowing himself up at the bike for no reason, had to go through the whole shooting multiple times

and then he left

[viscid belfry]

Yeah I wouldn’t doubt it, but I wouldn’t count on it all the time lol

[nocturne fossil]

i did it

prison break is the issue mostly

[viscid belfry]

Not possible brother, you were dreaming

[nocturne fossil]

i hosted 3pacs yesterday

[tame holly]

yup, either they can't pass the shooting or die while on the bike, they don't understand they can use an npc car

[desert ruin]

can toreador still swim with broken windows

[viscid belfry]

Definitely sounds like a gta player lmfao

[viscid belfry]

Yes

[desert ruin]

[viscid belfry]

Is that so?

[nocturne fossil]

it is factual

[viscid belfry]

Proof or it didn’t happen

[desert ruin]

I've done 5 with full setups last hour duh

[nocturne fossil]

did we forget this is enhanced

[desert ruin]

do better

[nocturne fossil]

people need to have decent pcs to play the game