gta-online-mk2

[twin drum]

almost like you did that

[rancid parcel]

Bail Office 2x$ and 40% off this week

Another police/law week

[west stirrup]

160k per baddie

[west stirrup]

I got very angry i got nothing good

[wintry ermine]

So party in penthouse easy

[nocturne fossil]

hao hiding

[still bobcat]

has anybody ever heard of a disappearing trashmaster during a biker sell?

[neon acorn]

Like you start it and it disappears?

or

[nocturne fossil]

people who own mc buisnesses in the city have to be the most clueless people ever

[golden sundial]

I'm clueless

[nocturne fossil]

every sell point is far when u come from the city

in comparison to going to the city and speeding through the roads to the next point

plus selling in a public lobby is more risky cuz ur trash trucks, bikes, etc are all ofc in the city

not only the cargo griefers but casuals who just pass by would destroy it for fun

[golden sundial]

Wait what

How does location mitigate this risk?

[nocturne fossil]

if u play in public lobby

otherwise the risk isnt there

but the time waste is there

the city is packed with more players compared to blaine

i tried to defend someones cargo but while i deal with one player the other goes and destroys it

[neon acorn]

The purpose of buying your businesses in the city is for convenience

[covert atlas]

People are more inclined to blow up your vehicles if they’re just sitting in the city as opposed to Sandy Shores

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[nocturne fossil]

what convienience

[neon acorn]

Of having your stuff in the city 🌹

[golden sundial]

I mean, don't have them sitting there

[nocturne fossil]

that is not convient when u take everything else into account

[neon acorn]

I’m not stealing supplies

[golden sundial]

Your cargo has a chance of being chased after by anyone who presses esc to view the map lol

[nocturne fossil]

i can zoom to blaine count with a hydra, job tp, mansion tp, etc

[neon acorn]

the only issue when selling to the desert is that you’re left in the desert

[nocturne fossil]

driving trash trucks to each point takes ages

[neon acorn]

Whereas when selling to the city, you’re left in the city where there’s actually stuff

[nocturne fossil]

iam not talking about that cuz ur not suppose to do that anyway

[nocturne fossil]

and each sell point is much far

[neon acorn]

Cocaine and Weed are nice to have in the city since they’re at the top

[covert atlas]

Time wise I actually prefer the city locations for Trashmasters. But for public lobby it probably doesn’t matter too much since you’re probably rerolling for Pounder anyways

I might just not know the ideal route for Sandy Shores to City Trashmasters though

[neon acorn]

It varies

[nocturne fossil]

jiggleheimer understands this

no it dont

[neon acorn]

Either take the hills for some reason or take that one route into the city

[nocturne fossil]

we can easily race through the city

i can go from vinewood to davis with shortcuts

i wont be stranded in desert once iam done

job tp, office tp and yet again hydra or something

[nocturne fossil]

thinking about taking some pictures of a car

any suggestions

(athena we arent doing mk2 photoshoots)

[eager agate]

keitora

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[west stirrup]

Your*

[nocturne fossil]

👆

[quaint belfry]

you're

[sturdy tapir]

you are*

[nocturne fossil]

i remodified my keitora

it was a bit questionable before but i decided that iam a better person than when i initially modified it

[sleek prism]

Wtf, that car in gtao?

[nocturne fossil]

keitora

[sleek prism]

A new one?

[nocturne fossil]

from the last dlc

[nova monolith]

I love the bmx

[nocturne fossil]

works with bikes too

[lime sigil]

Where's Hao?

[alpine basin]

hao got shot after winning one too many races

[lime sigil]

Damn

Now how do I compare cars...

[alpine basin]

You can add cars to here and view them like this at least, or just know the stats of every car too

https://gtacars.net/gta5/compare

[tame holly]

manually

[lime sigil]

Anyways, I wanna buy a police car but idk which one, I already have d10 and gauntlet

[eager agate]

stx of course

[alpine basin]

the stx feels quite funny for how it accelerates

[neon acorn]

The cop one?

[alpine basin]

yea, I don't use the normal stx

[neon acorn]

Oh

[alpine basin]

it really feels like this for acceleration

[neon acorn]

Idk if it’s just me but the brakes are so damn bad on it

[eager agate]

typical muscle car

[alpine basin]

I would hardly consider any stx's a real muscle car

Sport muscles and traditional muscles are two very different things imo

[west stirrup]

Do muscle cars have muscles?

[rancid parcel]

HOW IS THIS RELATED???

[west stirrup]

The player must be rank 1 to play the doomsday heist

[tough kindle]

Cause after I know what levels are I just wanna kiss Lester gang

[neon acorn]

“What rank do I have to be to see Lester kiss”

[tough kindle]

@near kiln

The x down is the route I take

[hollow owl]

It's relevant enough

[tough kindle]

You just say that cause you kissed Lester

[hollow owl]

I haven't seen Lester in months

[tough kindle]

How rude

Kiss the man then leave him

[lavish mulch]

[alpine basin]

Theres bigger fish to catch in the sea

Oh god, you can keep opening and closing the drop down menus and it adds onto it

[silk shuttle]

2 new popo outfits this week

[golden sundial]

Who is fufu?

[silk shuttle]

this is a honeypot question

[alpine basin]

you'll figure it out, sooner or later

[fleet sluice]

now i can dress up as the lspd just to be shot for standing afk

[alpine basin]

that'll teach you to not stand anywhere

[fleet sluice]

yeah that’s my bad for existing

[golden sundial]

All the velum ever did was exist

Yet it was destroyed all the same

[neon acorn]

Is the cop outfit this week the same as the one last week?

[lavish mulch]

is it worth it to get the cop outfit

[tough kindle]

Not it’s a winter outfit last week was summer

[neon acorn]

Oh, I didn’t even know that the winter outfit was a thing

[lavish mulch]

is it a slightly darker version of the summer one

[tough kindle]

Idk if it’s still going on rn but r* was doing a twitch drop for a winter biker cop outfit but you have to go to there twitch and watch videos for 8 hours so I passed

[tough kindle]

@neon acorn

@lavish mulch

@hoary plank

Winter LSPD outfit

[silk shuttle]

one down

[silk shuttle]

open the stream in a new window (not tab just in case) and leave it in the background

u got some time still

[lavish mulch]

im too lazy to connect my twitch to Rockstar

[silk shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/yourloss-angeldust-helluvaboss-katiekilljoy-hazbinhotel-gif-20979207

[nocturne fossil]

was it the winter lspd outfit they gave?

i have both and iam not sure what they give this week

i need the darn noose outfit for my alt ahhhhh

also oreo what is this gif

my friend uses gif alot from this show

seems interesting

[nocturne fossil]

for once being lazy helps

[silk shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjDdNK9cDgo

[silk shuttle]

i found the pilot episode from 2019 (damn that's a long time ago) (which this scene is from) to be more interdasting in a way than the actual season

[versed lintel]

don’t watch hazbin hotel

[nocturne fossil]

i have a habit of doing something that iam specifically told not to do

[golden sundial]

Watch hazbin hotel

[nocturne fossil]

i forgot if gta radios had songs from tame impala

[young sand]

Does diamond casino heist still freak out randomly and kick you in the mantrap or have they still not fixed that glitch yet

[nocturne fossil]

i did it with 120fps and had no issue lol but iam still unsure

[young sand]

My fps is like fluctuating around 60~ range so

I don't know

[nocturne fossil]

then less likely to affect u

i dont think its fixed tho

people would talk about it otherwise

[young sand]

I should probably still cap it at 60 fps tho

What do you think

[nocturne fossil]

ur on pc so u could set a keybind to cap it at 60fps

[young sand]

Yeah I just capped it to 60 fps

[desert ruin]

faggio has a jammer?

[nocturne fossil]

the chat when iam active here = 🔇
the chat when iam at home playing gta and barely active here = 🔊 📢 🗣️

[desert ruin]

let's play

[nocturne fossil]

iam at work xd

thus why iam ligering here at times

[jade meadow]

LAMAR CALM TF DOWN

[nocturne fossil]

lmao

thats the special power i want jason to have

to knock the spark outta npc cars

[tough kindle]

Word

[formal lintel]

Yeah it does, I think it depends on other people's fps so if their PC sucks you'll know

[desert ruin]

the last time words Lamar and down were in the same sentence, things did not end well

[nocturne fossil]

some guy put a complaint on me for not using lfg

eventho iam at work and cant play anyway

[desert ruin]

how do you know

what even is a complaint

[nocturne fossil]

talking about doomsday speedruns must be forbidden ig

[nocturne fossil]

he said he will talk to modmail and report

[desert ruin]

that was me ur gonna get banned

[nocturne fossil]

ill be fine....

moderators here know i wouldnt purposefully break rules

and that my brain is less than a peanut

[desert ruin]

I can actually sing in the shower to gain RP

[untold dock]

and scream on the rollercoaster

that's what i did to hit rank 1000

and petted (is that the correct past tense of pet?) chop for rank 2000

[nocturne fossil]

me an introvert could never do tis

lmao

i did headhunter to reach lvl1000

screaming shouldnt be too hard for the nonsense that happens in this game

i have internal screaming

[desert ruin]

when will you quit jorking your jork

[hollow owl]

Bro watched the Minecraft video

[nocturne fossil]

is this a purposeful spelling mistake?

related to craftmine

[desert ruin]

are you still jobbing

[nocturne fossil]

i wont be out till several hours have gone by

[desert ruin]

good jork

[nocturne fossil]

[craggy mica]

uff

[hollow owl]

Dumb

Tazer be in your pocket crying rn

[nocturne fossil]

u arent suppose to shoot her

wack her with the shocker thingy

[rancid parcel]

I dont get why yall investing in Stun Gun and Baton for bounties when you can just shoot their gun hand

Its not that hard

[desert ruin]

"investing in baton"

it's like 5k

also known as free in GTA's money

or u talking about the stun melee?

[candid veldt]

the d10 pursuit is drag raceable?

[eager agate]

nope

[desert ruin]

I'm tired of black screens

[candid veldt]

and where is 3x ls meet rep...

ah only pursuit

[desert ruin]

where can I see a pug

where do they spawn

[silk shuttle]

usually in front of the jewel store that you rob in single player

there are a couple (just that, one or two) more spots in that area

[tough kindle]

What about chicken hawks

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt get the shocker to not use it :)

iam gonna use it whenever i get the chance

[candid veldt]

been a while since I did pursuit.. pretty good race mode

[tame holly]

hey quick question for those who played on public lobbies today. Are they still broken ?

[nocturne fossil]

they werent broken for me

do take my name colour into account tho

[tame holly]

yeah, i'll see if any green or blue say it, but i haven't seen anyone complaining so it seems like it got fixed

[pallid mist]

Never got any problem for this past 2 days for me tho

[neon acorn]

Would you mind showing me all the cop outfits you’ve got?

[neon acorn]

Yeah, it’s still going

[tough kindle]

But do I want it that bad tho

[fleet sluice]

this is noose, youre screwed

[nocturne fossil]

the noose outfits doesnt look too good on the female ngl

its best with the male one more

[untold dock]

they're ugly low detail models

doesn't look good on anything

modern online clothing is (for the most part) much better

[alpine basin]

only two to go and you have every law enforcement category outfit

[candid veldt]

😮

bali is big moeny for gta+

if you skip the one that takes you to paleto

[silk shuttle]

i did 2 and they were both the same mission that took me to pooleto 😭

[neon acorn]

nevermind 😭

[neon acorn]

This is the problem with outfits in this damn game

They’re so low detail and look like slop

like 100% polyester or shein material man

fml

[neon acorn]

at least some

[silk shuttle]

why do i feel like i drastically misunderstood you

[tough charm]

yk having merryweather outfits would've been cool too

but there's none

[nocturne fossil]

we do get one from the mercernaries missions tho

[tough charm]

isn't that called ls angels?

[nocturne fossil]

i call it mercernaries

but whichever u prefer

that is the one tho

[silk shuttle]

why would anyone in their right mind want to rp as merryweather of all things 😭

[nocturne fossil]

[naive zenith]

The bail office bonus is crazy with GTA+

Most wanted target pays half a mil

[tough charm]

i think merryweather rp would be perfect on low levels

bc they cant kill for shit

[tough kindle]

@nova monolith if you get on tn do you mind helping me sell a few salvage yard cars

[nova monolith]

Lmk when

[alpine basin]

Gee. I wonder what they want, thats the 3rd one today, sending me random friend request all day

[west stirrup]

same here

[teal gale]

thankfully you can disable dm and friend req from this server

[alpine basin]

but then how would lester message me :(

[teal gale]

you can't be that lonely

[alpine basin]

my last actual DM was well over a week ago at this rate so idk

[teal gale]

|| just a week ago for me ||

[hollow owl]

Since I've returned, the amount of dms and fr i get has skyrocketed

[neon acorn]

You did

I wanted you to show the outfits

Not the list

now I’m in pain forever, how could you

[neon acorn]

18 hours ago for me

I like talking

[teal gale]

I'm too dry for that

[tough kindle]

Sorry 😬 ik I didn’t help today

[hollow owl]

No u

Like npcs

[tough kindle]

Doing the robbery for the 2nd car now if you wanna just help sell the cars that’s fine but I also have a chop shop contract a garment factory contract and the Dre finale ready if you wanna run those I don’t mind running you an act 2(only heist I have rn)

[nova monolith]

Id be down rn

[tough kindle]

Ight I’ll let you know once I finish this robbery

[tough kindle]

YeetGodDoink finishing up now

[neon acorn]

Tysm

Astolfo

[west stirrup]

yw

[nocturne fossil]

chad oreo

i didnt know till now there there are 4versions of the cop fit

i just had the long sleeve and the short sleeve

one of em has the tie xD

[desert ruin]

dude chilling

[desert ruin]

how to unlock tie ones

why

[echo peak]

is it worth getting mansions

[west stirrup]

Tes

[west stirrup]

Your shorts too head

[echo peak]

discounted cop cars.. or save up for mansion?

[tough kindle]

What da noose fit look like

[rancid parcel]

Get both

[echo peak]

I jst got back after a longggg time.. tho i hve all businesses already.. only mansion left... and i aint got a single cop car lol

[rancid parcel]

Well then cop cars first since they're on a discount but keep in mind you wont get a penny back when selling them

[echo peak]

should I go for the coquette pursuit?

i wonder if i can make it look undercover cop car lol

[nocturne fossil]

its like when superman puts on his glasses and sudenly he is not superman

[rancid parcel]

He wears hypno glasses

[nocturne fossil]

[fierce mason]

Hmm

so i decided i got bored with my old charcater and i will try playing in my new character

[nocturne fossil]

again?

[fierce mason]

Yesn't

I got greedy so i deleted the other character, transfer the money to my male character and made the female character again

[nocturne fossil]

what a waste of space

look at me killing enemies that dont fight back

very skill

[tough kindle]

Bro didn’t accept that first hit he was like try again gang

[nocturne fossil]

i still cannot stop laughing lol

i was so confused at the time

transaction denied type shet

[tough kindle]

I can hear you now “mfer I just hit you with a bat now DIE”

[nocturne fossil]

tru

explosion difference between legacy n enhanced

hard to play legacy with all the stutter

[alpine basin]

why would you torture yourself and even have legacy installed 💔

[teal gale]

Gang rp?

[nocturne fossil]

i have it installed in my ssd incase i wanna rejoin old friends

but i barely play there anyway

[alpine basin]

No gang rp tonight 💔

[teal gale]

can we play among us cargo griefing rp tomorrow

[alpine basin]

Actually I have to schedule my funeral tomorrow so I can't lwk

[teal gale]

Did you find a body for it yet

😔

[alpine basin]

Still working out the details for it

[fierce mason]

I am over here rethinking about it because i think there something wrong with enchnaced if it causes this much lag spike

[alpine basin]

You're saying enhanced is worse, or legacy?

And if you're talking about the past few days, thats just an R* problem

[fierce mason]

Enchnaced and its been past few days

Or hell
Anytime i have been on the game lately

aka like months ago

[nocturne fossil]

public sesh will lag

delete the settings xml and overhaul it?

[fierce mason]

okay when i got time, ill do it

[nocturne fossil]

guys i think i finally figured out how to use gifsnvm

[quaint belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

sadly

WAIT how are u using them?

how is athena using them? xd

[quaint belfry]

Attachment

[alpine basin]

Uh oh, chat, I parked in a handi cap spot and a cop is now outside 💔

[quaint belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1492036700556492973/you-dont-invincible.gif?ex=69d9def6&is=69d88d76&hm=0fc6d7edfe7ad323eadfe2d9413489616d29bd09aac7403283b10fb754b2e1eb&

[teal gale]

it's ok rockstar didn't add handicapped people

except lester

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

what about my parking, isn't that worthy

whole red player btw 💔

AS soon as I step outside Im

[fierce mason]

One giant complicated mess that I give up long time ago and just accept I can't send gifs here

[rancid parcel]

Why me specifically?

[fierce mason]

This isn't just online
It's also singleplayer

[hollow owl]

You are just best example

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067715669359087697/1311681446804721714/cats-kitten-ezgif.com-resize.gif

[lavish mulch]

[fierce mason]

I still won't understand this fps issue I am having

[neon acorn]

What’s wrong

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[lavish mulch]

gpu dying?

[fierce mason]

Ever since November
I have been struggling at maintaining fps constantly with constant lag spikes

Sometimes it's 60
Sometimes it's 30
Hell Sometimes it become 5

It was the reason I stopped playing because I thought the game was horribly optimised

Came back and still suffer but somehow worse

[fierce mason]

Not really
Its speciacally gta 5 that has this issue

[lavish mulch]

[fierce mason]

and after tweaking around setting
i may have fix but i also did something wrong

Its harder to see
Like geninuely i cant see anything in a distacne

[lavish mulch]

you turned on frame gen and dlss/amd?

[fierce mason]

Probably
I just messed around

[lavish mulch]

I have both on and get good fps but ik its fake frames

[fierce mason]

What

[hollow owl]

I reject

[quaint belfry]

Reject the Rejection

[neon acorn]

What GPU do you have anyway

[neon acorn]

nah just you gang

[still bobcat]

what time is the reset

my time zone changed

[lavish mulch]

[west stirrup]

Weekly?

[still bobcat]

Yeah

[west stirrup]

It’d reset 2 hours ago

On Thursday ofc

[fierce mason]

Easier if you see it

[jade meadow]

DAVEY WTF

[fierce mason]

I thought for a second that davey was in online

[jade meadow]

NO FUCKING WAY, TREVOR NOW YOU??? (this happened in a span of 2 minutes 😭)

[jade meadow]

Well, imagine as a final gta DLC with Davey before Gta 6, would be fun

[fierce mason]

I honestly imagine michael dlc to be the true last dlc
or whatever the plot goes related to avery and that weird guy

[eager agate]

why do you need to shoot that chopper

[jade meadow]

For gold medal you have to... but i got killed twice by my own allies so i cant get it anymore unless i replay the mission

[fierce mason]

Then replay that mission

Its super easy

You just spam michael ability and kill everything

Then again
The idea of taking cover is something i never done in this game

[jade meadow]

Mostly take "cover" behind stuff in 1st person

I rarely ever take cover cuz i know from where all the enemies are coming

[fierce mason]

No i generally dont
I often run in and shoot everything in the game

Even on online

[jade meadow]

This is my 20th playtrough of the Gta V story

[jade meadow]

[fierce mason]

What
I like to live dangerously

[jade meadow]

Not the best playstyle for any Gta player

You have to play more startegic with the stuff you got

Like the amount of times i sometimes use my drone is crazy

[fierce mason]

Here is mine
Charge in and kill everything with minigun
Problem solved

[jade meadow]

Minigun aint helping you in close quarter fights

[fierce mason]

That is when i use carbine assault mk2

[jade meadow]

Then not, but you were reffering to a Minigun

[fierce mason]

I am best player

this is why i no longer use shotgun

[hollow owl]

I never use shotgun for dooms

Combat my and minigun are top uses

[jade meadow]

Why tf would he use Pump in long distance fights? 💔

[fierce mason]

You said close quarters and this is close quarters

[jade meadow]

The MG with 200 magazine is the best choice

[jade meadow]

I never was referring to shotguns

I rarely use Shotguns on long distances

[fierce mason]

That is the worst gun in my opinion

In my opinion

My most used gun is the carbine mk2

Idk why

Its just look the coolest

[jade meadow]

Mine is that military rifle as it had the best stats in online

[fierce mason]

[jade meadow]

Otherwiese MG mark 2 with 200 magazine and then the auto pump with 32 magazine

Oh and the AP pistole for the best weapon in a vehicle (ik that the MP with 60 mag exists, but i hate its sound and it doesnt kill instantly)

And for every weapon category i also got a silenced one

[fierce mason]

Ironically
For drive by

I actually use MP but for a different reason

I use the AP pistol a lot but i feel like 24 extra shots is a lot better

[fierce mason]

Now see

[jade meadow]

Sure but unless i'm on a bike i always use the AP pistol

[fierce mason]

For pistols, i have flare, stun gun and atomizer
For smg/mg, i have mk2 smg, MP smg and mk2 lmg
For assault rifle, carbine mk2 unsuppressed and bulbulb mk2 but suppressed
For sniper rifles, i have all 3 main ones
For melee, stone hachet
For shotguns, mk2 with explosive and auto shotgun
For heavy weapons, all
for grenades, all

[rancid parcel]

No AP Pistol, not approved.

[fierce mason]

I use MP

[jade meadow]

You genuinely need it

[fierce mason]

I dont need the AP pistol

[jade meadow]

Like i dont remember my PS5 loadout since the last time i really played actively was in january 2025, but i had like except throwables and heavy weapons only 3 or 4 weapons in each category

[jade meadow]

You do need it

[fierce mason]

The MP is good enough

[jade meadow]

Dont deny it, its a good if not meta pistole

[jade meadow]

Lowk it aint

[fierce mason]

Ive used the AP pistol enough
I know its the best
I just like trying new drive-by weapons once in a while

[nocturne fossil]

with how laggy npcs get its good to own the ap

why buy all sniper rifles

only marksman and heavy are good

[nocturne fossil]

revolver where

[tidal yew]

[untold dock]

why did he hop out the car like that

goofy

[fierce mason]

Irrelevant

[jade meadow]

Just realised it... why tf is the heavy revolver not there?

No no no i just wont question you

[jade meadow]

That 1 shot to his leg after jumping out was personal ngl

[nocturne fossil]

how so

[fierce mason]

I never use pistols to begin with
Why bother bring it?

[nocturne fossil]

to shot down rotors of police helicopters

inciendary ammo is guranteed to set any npc on fire

just two shots to a npc car gas tank is enough to blow em up

duh

also rapid revolver spam

[tame holly]

also with fmjs it blows up buzzards in 4 shots if u don't hit the rotor

[nocturne fossil]

i prefer inciendary now

fmj i stopped using ages ago

i could easily shoot them with smg too

[fierce mason]

I use railgun for them

[nocturne fossil]

u cant use a railgun as a driveby weapon

[fierce mason]

oh
in that cases
I dont drive
I fly
I dont need to bother with helis

[nocturne fossil]

and getting out of a vehicle isnt always an option

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam

[fierce mason]

We have proven countless times that martol is shit at driving and godtier flying

[nocturne fossil]

oh i would luv to see godtier flying of urs

[tame holly]

that godtier flyer is not me thats for sure

i suck at dogfighting and crash my howard pretty often when i do use it

[nocturne fossil]

try the alpha z1

#gta-media message

this is the best i can do

keyboard very stiff

[nocturne fossil]

gotta love noobs using a vigilante which they cant even drive properly to ram me after i finished the mission solo

then they proceed to run me over

one of the reasons why i farm them now

zero compassion and empathy

[echo peak]

am i tripping? or i really cant pickup this van with mule?

[fierce mason]

Yes you cant

[tame holly]

i haven't tested but it wouldn't surprise me

[echo peak]

fuck

[fierce mason]

The mule is the worst investment i ever made

[echo peak]

I have did every fkn maneuver and nothing

[fierce mason]

I legit havent used the mule ONE single time

[echo peak]

for 10 mins

[tame holly]

at least its useful for vehicle cargo

[echo peak]

which i couldve used to drive back to bail office lmaaao

[fierce mason]

Like anyone is doing it beside career

[tame holly]

..... I still need 5M for it as well

[echo peak]

disgusting fucking vehicle

[tame holly]

sure its only 50 cars but cmon

[fierce mason]

Like i said
Only used for career

[fierce mason]

I hoenstly recommend you selling it

[echo peak]

and we cant even have a fast fucking van for bail office??

[fierce mason]

Why doing bail office?

[echo peak]

bro put me to paleto forest

from the city

aint no way

[fierce mason]

Yes way

You are suffering through an example of how so many people do cayo and diamond casino

Because other way to make money makes you want to regret your life decisions

[echo peak]

uhh cuz its x2? and i never tried doing the bail office missions ever

[fierce mason]

It is?

[eager agate]

Is the bail office van considered a personal vehicle?

[fierce mason]

Does the bail office atleast has a discount?

[tame holly]

i don't think so

u can drive to the bounties in any car

[eager agate]

It is on discount this week

[fierce mason]

Shit might as well buy it

[echo peak]

yeah but not transporting back

[tame holly]

yup, tbh i only did it for career

once i did all of the requirements for the normal bounties i just did the priority ones for the rest of the money needed

[fierce mason]

Its what people do honestly these days

And im over here being broke

[candid veldt]

stupid side ledges on the bail van

what should I buy?

[nocturne fossil]

seriously what a waste that van is just cuz of those ledges

crazy how Rstar assumes that we would even have friends to pick up with for those ledges

in this day and age where more people play solo or individually and dont care about sharing or using other peoples property for a change

[twin drum]

ive encountered the same guy in two different lobbies within like an hour

both times on a mk2 trying to be hostile

both times they ate shit

https://imgur.com/a/eR7anC7

https://imgur.com/a/tH7WGOX

in the first one he's trying to fight my yacht defenses despite nobody being aboard

[tough kindle]

@silk shuttle may we talk about it here

[silk shuttle]

no

[tough kindle]

Fine 😢

[nocturne fossil]

about wat

[tough kindle]

How these 8 hours for twitch drag

[nocturne fossil]

ow sheeee

not doing it

[tough kindle]

Cause twitch will randomly pause on my phone or if the streamer ends it doesn’t switch streams you’re just stuck till you wake up to find it

[nocturne fossil]

i dont like linking my accs to stuff

[tough kindle]

I mean a cop outfit and a million dollar not yo shabby

[nocturne fossil]

phone?

use a computer bro

[tough kindle]

My laptop basically melted thanks to my brother

[nocturne fossil]

i have the cop outft and million dolla is lightwork

[nocturne fossil]

time to yell at him

[tough kindle]

If I told you what happened you’d think I’m lying

[nocturne fossil]

because of him you couldnt get a virtual cop outfit in a 2013game

[nocturne fossil]

what happened?

[tough kindle]

Dead ass he sat my laptop on the shove to watch twitch while cooking(don’t ask me why idk bro) and turned on the wrong burner

[nocturne fossil]

even griefers in gta might have a higher iq

[tough kindle]

I’m 29 he’s 24 there isn’t really an excuse he’s just stupid

[tough kindle]

Oh trust me I KNOW

[nocturne fossil]

if thats how old he is then he's kinda cooked in society ya know?

people in my area such as the landlords are pretty serious about stuff

[tough kindle]

I’ve had this knowledge since he was 12 my guy Ik that’s why he lives with me he’s die on his own

I own my house

[nocturne fossil]

get a laptop bro

u can use disc like i do here

[tough kindle]

I’m inbetween jobs currently or I would

I might charge my iPad to let twitch run on that

[nocturne fossil]

u work a job so its not that hard

get a thinkpad or sum

used

i have one on the side while i play gta

[tough kindle]

Once I get this job next week I gotta do some catching up on bills then I can splurge

[nocturne fossil]

i have this chat open usually

its so OP

spotify controls and disc chat on the side

no need to alt tab from gta

[tough kindle]

I just run spot on my Xbox since I could care less what the bots on gta say

[nocturne fossil]

the laptop i got doesnt even have a battery xD

so i dont have to worry about the battery getting spoilt

i want to hear music and the game

[nocturne fossil]

i have it open on both pcs tbf

[tough kindle]

With my step up I’m usually watching tv while I game tbh

[nocturne fossil]

i dont watch tv tbh

while iam on the game its usually YT for me

[tough charm]

watching gtaseriesvideos rn

[desert ruin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[untold dock]

why is the tv so high

[desert ruin]

RAIJU FUCKING DESTROYED MY NIGHT CLUB SELL

[untold dock]

noob

[tough charm]

but watching twitch for whole 8 hrs will be insanity yk

[versed lintel]

orb him

[desert ruin]

don't have

and I'm not going to spend another 750k on a dumbass after he blew up mine

[desert ruin]

shut the fuck up

told you that already

[desert ruin]

just syfm

you asked for it dumbass

[nocturne fossil]

i move away from the channel for a bit and it becomes chaos

[nocturne fossil]

chill out

[desert ruin]

he asked for it

[nocturne fossil]

he was just pointing out the truth

[desert ruin]

idgaf

[desert ruin]

what skill does a pro have that will protect his mule from a fucking raiju tell me

[nocturne fossil]

maybe u shouldnt be so naive

[untold dock]

every time a raiju has tried to destroy my cargo i've just gotten out and railgunned it

[nocturne fossil]

sell in a inv lobby if ur incapable of selling in a public lobby

[untold dock]

100% success rate

[nocturne fossil]

skill issue on ur part

[nocturne fossil]

and deluxos

mk2? ill keep the scramjet inline

[desert ruin]

wdym inline

[nocturne fossil]

as the current vehicle

so i dont have to phone up mechanic

also dont u use ghost org?

off radar?

[desert ruin]

will you be able to call it in and get into it before you get spammed with missiles

[nocturne fossil]

thats why IQ and experience matters

u gotta predict this stuff

[desert ruin]

fym IQ

[nocturne fossil]

watch the lobbies on how players play

if its chaotic and u see mk2s going u shouldnt be selling

[nocturne fossil]

this is entirely on u

[desert ruin]

well should've

12k isn't that big of a price

[tough kindle]

No

[rancid parcel]

You chose to sell in public knowingly you will get griefed then you came here to rant after being grief, truly some IQ indeed.

[tough charm]

why not? they're peak

[nocturne fossil]

ah right u realize that now ofc

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[tough kindle]

It’s not just the swivel mount I have makes it look higher than it is

[nocturne fossil]

unreal

typical low lvls

[untold dock]

it's literally up to the ceiling

????????

[tough kindle]

There’s 2ft between the tv and ceiling it’s the swivel

Plus that’s also a low wall

[desert ruin]

im 175

[untold dock]

so low level

[nocturne fossil]

low level

[desert ruin]

how high is high

[nocturne fossil]

rolex is lvl2000 legit

iam past lvl1000

and there are many lvl1000s here higher than me

[eager agate]

Like when he came here and complain that can't do time trials with the powersurge

Like how are we supposed to help

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

Simple, we grab popcorn

And the rest should be obvious

[tough kindle]

I rarely get griefed in pubs all it takes is 15 second to read the lobby

[nocturne fossil]

cant transfer skill through chat,the we can provide is sarcasm and humiliation

[rancid parcel]

Eggsbox cannot be compared to pc

[tough kindle]

You right yall gonna deal with modders Xbox peak 🫵🏻😂

[rancid parcel]

I only understood half your sentence

[nocturne fossil]

pc is still far fun tbh

[craggy mica]

[tough kindle]

How tf did bro die

[craggy mica]

the police killed him, lmao

[tough kindle]

The fastest L

[tough charm]

ez money but bro still fold

oh shit i forgot banshee gts was on sale

let's catch some bounties

or run a cayo

[tame holly]

Only one more security contract for career and its a vehicle one pls dont be humane labs

Its humane labs....

Well time to look for another one

[nocturne fossil]

the freemode events gotta go fr

not being able to disable them due to their spaghetti code is bs

[fierce mason]

Good news
I fixed the fps issue

Bad news
I have a different problen

I noticed it with my shadow and driving but forbsome reason
It looks like it duplicating and causing some sort motion blur issue

[untold dock]

that's dlss/dlaa

[lavish mulch]

yeah it's kind of annoying but it's worth it for the fps

[tame holly]

anyway i'm only 6 phone assassinations away from the weed van

[lavish mulch]

why would you torture yourself doing those missions

[tame holly]

weed van

[lavish mulch]

[tame holly]

what ? Its from lamar's finest tuning

[lavish mulch]

yeah

[fierce mason]

Not really
It's weird but fps more important

[jade meadow]

The guy who hasnt touched Gta online since December is here...

Do we know when the next DLC is dropping?
Or is Rockstar hiding behind some rocks again and aint telling or teasing us anything?

[west stirrup]

June i'm guessing

Or even May

considering gta sechs marketing

[jade meadow]

Gruppe Gta Sechs

But alrigh'

Could be true considering 2023 and 24 were released on june i think

Wait didnt 24 and 25 release in march their DLCs? Could be missremembering ngl

[west stirrup]

I think those were 2 parters

Drug wars and... uhh idk

[jade meadow]

No, wasnt 24 Cluckin bell and 25 Oscar gunman stuff?

The 2023 one was split yeah

Drug wars part 1 and 2

[hollow owl]

Yes

No 2026

[tough kindle]

@nova monolith you on

[tough kindle]

TRACE

[hollow owl]

Yes

[tough kindle]

all chats are ded what did you do

[hollow owl]

Idk

[tough kindle]

Smh

[nova monolith]

Busy tn

[west stirrup]

Can you guys decide something for me right now

Platinum every gta game now or in November

100%ing the gta mobile games too

[tough kindle]

10-4 hmu

[nocturne fossil]

the urge man

all it takes is 6rounds

but nah my friend somehow dropped himself into the water so i splashed my way in too xd

[nocturne fossil]

gta players....

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

Bruh you haven’t even updated your drivers, no wonder it’s lagging

[nocturne fossil]

moderators i have question

is the music channel for uploads only?

would a prolonged chat about music break the rools

[finite goblet]

No that's fine as well

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

are we allowed to upload more than 19links in the music channel?

iam not trying to be a party crasher but no-one is gonna play all that songs tbf

cuz someone has been posting

[nova comet]

No way

[merry marsh]

sweet new ride

[west stirrup]

I don't need ignore-ance i need this

[nocturne fossil]

i hate this car with passion

[nova comet]

Cmon dont hate german car

[west stirrup]

How.

[nocturne fossil]

bro it just looks awful compared to others

also the window is bugged

the car is very stiff and not that fast

[merry marsh]

better than the s2

[nocturne fossil]

this wouldnt matter but pairing them with the above its the overall package of 😐

[nocturne fossil]

elaborate

how is the growler better than the s2

[merry marsh]

the comet s2 handles really wierdly
the growler is at least predictable

though i agree on the stiffness

[nocturne fossil]

how does it handle weirdly?

like if thats weird so many cars would be

thats the most normal handling have seen for a car like that

[merry marsh]

well

wierd for a gta game

[nocturne fossil]

u have to elaborate whats weird

[merry marsh]

idk man im used to the really arcade-y feel of gtao, so when a car with more "realistic" handling is thrown at me i get a little (very) terrible at driving

[nocturne fossil]

u cant just say a car is weird cuz u dont like it

[nocturne fossil]

wouldnt this fall into the category of skill issue?

tons of muscle cars drive like this

[merry marsh]

the tail of the car moving from one side to the other when taking a turn (because of the weight of the car being located at the very rear, it throws the balance off)

[nocturne fossil]

hsw cars too

[merry marsh]

yeah skill issue on my behalf

[nocturne fossil]

exactly thats not only the comet

[alpine basin]

I'd say it is, considering I can't drive anything but muscle cars

[merry marsh]

oh dont get me wrong, i love the comet s2

its super sexy

but im not a huge fan of the handling when compared to well... gta handling

[nocturne fossil]

i forgot the name of the other comet

[merry marsh]

growler

[nocturne fossil]

whats the new rendition of the OG comet

not the benny one

[merry marsh]

the astrale?

ive never driven that

[nocturne fossil]

comet SR

[merry marsh]

oh

[alpine basin]

You might like it, its one of the better performing vehicles imo

[nocturne fossil]

perhaps try that one

[merry marsh]

yeah ive driven the sr

[nocturne fossil]

that fits ur driving type

[merry marsh]

i like it more in terms of driving

but the design looks really dated lmao

[nocturne fossil]

cmon man why care about outdated design

it represents its design of its time

[merry marsh]

idk i mostly switch around from the banshee gts to the omaggio, rapid gtx, buffalo stx and (not a car) the hsw hdrag

[nocturne fossil]

these are all grippy cars

try something different

[merry marsh]

outdated not in the sense of the irl car, but rockstar's job at making the model

[nova comet]

At least im hate Car with F1 Wheels or benny wheels, real Tuner car must clean or also im a Sleeper car guy

[nova comet]

@nocturne fossil

[nocturne fossil]

so ur saying the adder is outdated?

[merry marsh]

absolutely

[nocturne fossil]

the t20 outdated

[nocturne fossil]

well i hate f1 wheels and benny wheels too for most cars

[alpine basin]

It was nice for its time but yea

the t20 is still a record holder at something, downforce ratio is still super good

[nova comet]

Bet Sleeper car (HSW Car disguise)

[nocturne fossil]

i like the adder ingame just as much as i would irl

i belive it shows OG Rstar car design for modern times

[merry marsh]

yeah

i like it more than the adder

but it does show its age

[nocturne fossil]

does the entity xf show age too?

[merry marsh]

yes 😭

[desert ruin]

definitely duh

[nocturne fossil]

so we are just crapping on cars that came back in2013?

[merry marsh]

lmao yes
the designs look uncanny

[desert ruin]

no customisation, no nuthin
it's slow and doesn't really look good

[nocturne fossil]

like people would glaze the entity XF if it came now

[merry marsh]

hell nah, it looks really off

[nocturne fossil]

thats fair but iam talking about looks

[merry marsh]

doesnt look much like the ccx either

mostly on the front

[covert atlas]

Don’t like the look of a lot of the 2013 cars yeah

[nocturne fossil]

[desert ruin]

looks aren't great either

the lack of customisation is what made it boring for me

[merry marsh]

this

[merry marsh]

i mean its a hypercar so it wont have much customization other than some factory options

or well, supercar

[covert atlas]

I think the Sentinels look good but a lot of the supers and sports I don’t like

[desert ruin]

this is gtahh

everything has at least some sort of customisation

if I drive into a mod shop and I see 17 or so settings I will be a bit pissed

smells like npc car

[nocturne fossil]

here's the other thing tho

some cars are visually buggy

it wont bother a majority of people

thats on me mostly but still

when u change default wheels in niobe the brakes flicker with brake discs
removing the roof on the coqutte cop car results in a weird triangle near the gearbox

there are more examples since ive driven every car in the game

[desert ruin]

the granger 3600 becoming transparent

when you apply armor

[nocturne fossil]

oh i have essays worth of issues

not one page

several

[desert ruin]

here's my hear me out tho
looks so damn good even though it kinda lacks customisation
@covert atlas check

[alpine basin]

I have over 37 pages of known and unknown bugs on one somewhere

Too bad I can't share it since it does have all kinds of bugs, good and bad that wouldn't be allowed here

[merry marsh]

clapped out bimmer

[nocturne fossil]

[tough kindle]

Can I have it

[desert ruin]

me and cow walk

happy

[nocturne fossil]

yesterday i ran over alot of cows

going back n fourth in public lobbies

[desert ruin]

freak

[alpine basin]

the cows hit me while I was talking in the middle of the road

[nocturne fossil]

[tough kindle]

Actually genuine question do you know the glitch to get the iaa badge Ik it’s the first ulp mission but not sure the steps

[alpine basin]

You can get it, yea

[nocturne fossil]

how do people get the associate role?

[alpine basin]

being helpful around the community I guess is the first step, being impactful

[nocturne fossil]

there's a role ill prolly never get

[alpine basin]

yea probably the same

[tough kindle]

🥲 I was asking if you knew how not to confirm I could

[alpine basin]

Theres like 4 ways to get it, yea obviously

Easiest way is probably just merging

it also depends on your character gender as well I guess

[tough kindle]

You know a good vid I can watch I don’t feel like looking all over yt

Any way works idc im obviously on console tho so keep that in mind

[alpine basin]

I don't really keep track of videos since theres so many true or not

[tough kindle]

Ye fair I guess I’ll just look my self then 🤷🏻‍♂️

Unless you wanna just tell me how 😂 I don’t really merge

[violet burrow]

@gray meteor hiiiiii

[north marten]

welp there goes my race...

[alpine basin]

shoulda stopped and reversed

[north marten]

tried that, after I clipped, nothing best I could do was reset

[golden rivet]

Is there any way to save thermal helmet activated?

[quaint belfry]

Thermal helmets are pretty buggy for me, sometimes they don't turn on , sometimes they do. (Even with interaction menu)
So I don't really use em

[tough charm]

ngl thermal helmets are useless unless you're required to use it which is a small chance

[tidal yew]

Yeah clearly game doesn't want you to win

[nocturne fossil]

what was the og chopper style bike

similar to hexer

is the LCC innovation on the site i kinda forgot

[tough charm]

nah this bail office is lowk fun

i just did 3 bounties

and now ima catch omar garcia

[nocturne fossil]

i have a friend on gtao who has a char that looks like omar xd

[fierce mason]

How am i suppose to upgrade
THis is a laptop

[tidal yew]

[tough kindle]

Ngl I use it in my main rotation not the bounties them self but the bald guys that safe money stacks and all I gotta do it pull up walk in talk to two guys and walk out

[brittle hatch]

anyway i'm broke

[rancid parcel]

Hi broke

[neon acorn]

I’m not saying to upgrade, mart

UPDATE

UPDATE your drivers bruh

Your GPU Drivers are outdated, update them

[fierce mason]

The heck does that even mean?!?!

[hollow owl]

Update your brain first

[fierce mason]

Already have
I dont know tech

[hollow owl]

Idk tech either

I just do what I'm told 🤷

[tough kindle]

Says not enough space to update what do I delete

[brittle hatch]

school

it's useless

[hollow owl]

Use the space to make space

[tough kindle]

🥲 system overload brain is shutting down

[neon acorn]

Holy shit the warning is literally there when you showed me your GPU 💢💢💢

I’m gonna break your laptop like the parents in those videos

Sledgehammer time

[fierce mason]

There was a warning?!?!

[neon acorn]

You’re a bat

genuinely

squeaking at me

[hollow owl]

🦇

[fierce mason]

Can you just highlight it for me
I am not feeling myself today

[neon acorn]

🦇

[neon acorn]

brother it’s in the image you sent me idk where it is 😭

Your gpu drivers haven’t been updated for 5 months

That’s when your issues occurred

holy moly macaroni

[tough kindle]

🍿

[rancid parcel]

macaroni where????

[fossil dagger]

Why are you unretired

be retired

It's good

[neon acorn]

playing story mode

[fossil dagger]

Oh

Bruh

i thought you meant irl

[neon acorn]

I’ve gotten like 20 hours within 2-3 days or smth

[neon acorn]

I’m not that old wtf

[fossil dagger]

are you sure

[fierce mason]

Its already updated

[fierce mason]

she is like 17 i think?

she hasnt robbed any banks or anything to be reitred like michael

[tough kindle]

I have so many questions

[neon acorn]

Not from the image you sent

[fierce mason]

Oh that image is like months old
I cant be bothered sending new ones

[neon acorn]

omd

[tough kindle]

🤦🏻‍♂️ bro ask for help sends 6 month old photos

[neon acorn]

I hope your laptop explodes

[neon acorn]

fr

[fierce mason]

sigh
can martol brain for one fucking second stop stressing and think straight

[neon acorn]

Martol is such an unfunny troll

[tough kindle]

I think that answered my questions

[fierce mason]

I dont even try to be a troll

[tough kindle]

No it’s okay you were just born this way

[fierce mason]

Can i fly a plane through his business?

[tough kindle]

Almost had me ngl

[tough charm]

they just john marston'd my shit

[alpine basin]

Why are you even flying over the anti-air area, there isn't any objectives there

[tough charm]

i thought i could destroy them with missiles

[fierce mason]

My friend
If you need help with flying
Call me

[tough charm]

not really im more of a heli guy anyway

[fierce mason]

That i am proffesinal at

If you ask around
Everyone would say i am the greatest pilot

Not even just the greatest pilot

the world greatest pilot in history of the galaxy

[rancid parcel]

Its true he got decorated in the star board 3 times

[fierce mason]

The fuck you mean the 3rd time

It was twice

[rancid parcel]

4 then?

[alpine basin]

greatest pilot of today vs greatest pilot of all time

[fierce mason]

And both were caused by you

[rancid parcel]

No it was definitely at least 3

[fierce mason]

The greatest pilot in the universe

[hollow owl]

[hollow owl]

Only 2

[rancid parcel]

3

[hollow owl]

I can only see 2

Unless I'm blind

I only saw 2, both being the fan art you made

Must've been removed

Someone pull out the plane clip

I need to save it to my gallery

[nocturne fossil]

athena has fan art?

hopefully its not mk2s

[nocturne fossil]

[tough kindle]

It’s a masterpiece

[tough charm]

should've put a pfp of martol there

[fierce mason]

Why

The

Fuck

Do

I

Have to see that AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[hollow owl]

Only person who has bad clips of me is Tuna afaik

[tame holly]

Got the weed van

[rancid parcel]

Star it star it!

[hollow owl]

No lmao, we already have it done 2 times