gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

one at a time bro

shoot missiles for health

and then do bombs for accuracy

(can use duke o death too )

all this yap and still lvl75

[lavish mulch]

i saw darkviper au shooting a car with an npc inside it and he got accuracy for it

[nocturne fossil]

u can farm npcs after the mission objectives are done

and get accuracy too

u gotta shoot alot of them tho

[lavish mulch]

yeah i did that for the other contact missions

[nocturne fossil]

that works here too

[lavish mulch]

missiles are explosive

[nocturne fossil]

grass is green

[alpine basin]

[lavish mulch]

explosions don't count for accuracy

[nocturne fossil]

unfortunately the avenger missiles do

and the turrets

you are welcome to go on foot and rpg them tho

[lavish mulch]

i didn't miss shots with the turrets

[fading kiln]

yeah well

if u hit the ground or any other object on impact instead of the enemy

that costs accuracy

[lavish mulch]

[viscid belfry]

Yo, can anyone help me sell my special warehouse crates a little later?

[west stirrup]

How about in 5 hours

When i wakey up

[viscid belfry]

Bet

[nocturne fossil]

helo guys

iam back

after a stressful bunch of hours :D

chat revive

[nocturne fossil]

u really have some weird gifs n pictures

some of those would haunt me when iam asleep

but iam skipping sleep on friday for gta

let the rage cycle begin

[rancid parcel]

That just gave me an idea

[neon acorn]

Welcome back Ayanami

insert rei ayanami slap

I love that scene

[nocturne fossil]

man one of my old friends came back to gta but he was such a dissapointment

he hosted like a few cluckin bell heists and then went offline

back then we did atuoshop, casino, cayo and crates

"lack of content and the repetitive heists" my azz

so many high lvls are still playing

[ornate quartz]

I left this game too

[nocturne fossil]

whats the command to bring modmail when someone asks

[west stirrup]

Hello, is this still the number for lester crest?

[golden sundial]

!modmail

[golden ravine]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @rich widget

Requested by: @golden sundial

[nocturne fossil]

alr

its not in the command section right

or am i blind

[golden sundial]

I suppose it isn't

[tame holly]

I'm getting close

to number 23

also 24 and 25 are not that far behind, 49 acid ressuplies and 44 casino work

[north marten]

all for an outfit i'm prob going to wear twice

[full ledge]

which twitch streams I'm supposed to watch

[still bobcat]

I can't post twitch links, but add ?filter=drops on the end of the category on Twitch

[full ledge]

dms please

[craggy mica]

[lavish mulch]

you're not a good racist

[rancid parcel]

[lavish mulch]

[craggy mica]

ufff

[hollow owl]

[lavish mulch]

[craggy mica]

he left lmao

firts round

[lavish mulch]

I can buy one sprunk with that

[alpine basin]

Im not even going to wear it

(I've owned it for like, the past like 8+ months)

[west stirrup]

Rich

[alpine basin]

Im poor

[golden sundial]

Hi poor

[alpine basin]

[west stirrup]

hi

pore

[prime ibex]

Hi l

[craggy mica]

[full ledge]

aint no way all this drugs for vincent

[lavish mulch]

[eager agate]

heisenburger

[green fractal]

Vincent gonna pay you some, then sell all for a better deal. In the mean time, all that stuff won’t fit in 1 vehicle for you and you gotta drive 3 trash trucks.

[nocturne fossil]

thats enough to send a whole villege to heaven

[full ledge]

Bro the whole of los santos

[nocturne fossil]

[full ledge]

I wish I can steal these supplies

[radiant loom]

Sira I have a question

[golden sundial]

What

[radiant loom]

Holdon idk if I can type the msg here can you go to community rq

[radiant loom]

Did u see it

[golden sundial]

I mean, as long as you're not plugging anything it's fine

[radiant loom]

So I can ask people to help me fill up my form? It's for an assignment I swear

Just some generic questions

[golden sundial]

Ye

[radiant loom]

Aight thanks man

[silk shuttle]

"during the neighborhood"

[alpine basin]

I Just Realized They Type In All Caps For Every Single Letter (I Used To Do This)

[prime ibex]

What neighborhood

[alpine basin]

Starting that is

[prime ibex]

Grove st?

[alpine basin]

The island is more of a back yard to a larger area

[silk shuttle]

that makes sense considering this is a post title written in Title Case

[prime ibex]

They added a new island?

I havent played only for 3 days

[west stirrup]

Yes the fortnite map

[prime ibex]

Hi Rebecca

[west stirrup]

hi wekser

[prime ibex]

Who cares about fortnight

[alpine basin]

Quite a few yea

Like the islands at the north part of los santos, the west and east part, can't forget about the "cayo" island as well as north yankton

[prime ibex]

REALLY?

Damn im hopping on gta today after finishing re3 platinum

[alpine basin]

I think you're taking it too literally because Im just naming already existing islands, los santos itself is technically an island in my book at least

[prime ibex]

I thought they added a new island with houses and shi

Awh

[north marten]

yeah drops or seen vinewood motors and tgg stream for a few hours past two days

[alpine basin]

talking to a literal wall ||mutted person||

[north marten]

shrug

[fading kiln]

friendly neighborhood gta online player

[fading kiln]

same

[daring bobcat]

found an EEV thats the same as what im driving

[craggy mica]

🫩

[untold dock]

🫩

[primal sluice]

true racist

[prime ibex]

Nice

[lavish mulch]

[prime ibex]

Name of the 2 cars

[untold dock]

gauntlet hellfire and gauntlet hellfire

[daring bobcat]

Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire

[prime ibex]

Dodge redeye on gta

Damn im buying it

[prime ibex]

Tell im its not a drift car

[daring bobcat]

it can be tuned to drift, but not solly drift

[untold dock]

my only gauntlet hellfire is the police version because it's much nicer to drive

[daring bobcat]

I have that one too

[daring bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1489659675841659021/image.png?ex=69d1e1ef&is=69d0906f&hm=dee2e2949956fdec15a6847881fda1272f296f249a1052e1d5e2513023a237e4&

[eager agate]

It's a pretty drifty car, just saying

[opal rock]

Is that the game? Thought it looked like real life before I zoomed in, that looks amazing

[untold dock]

what else would it be

[opal rock]

Real life I just said that

My puddles don’t look like that

[untold dock]

turn up the settings then

[opal rock]

No can do

[untold dock]

why not

[opal rock]

Laptop will probably die

[full ledge]

youre using quality or dlaa

[untold dock]

neither, i don't even have an nvidia gpu

it's just native 1440p with fsr aa

[full ledge]

oh pretty good pc then

[opal rock]

Maybe it’s just the 3rd person view point that is making it look better

[opal rock]

Looks nice though

[alpine basin]

Impaler mentioned (greatest car in existence)

[fierce mason]

Nice car

[keen lance]

What’s the name of it?

[eager agate]

ỉt's right above

[keen lance]

Impaler oh yeah my bad

[craggy mica]

hm

[lavish mulch]

dumb question but can you buy lowriders that go boing?

[golden sundial]

Yes

[lavish mulch]

[keen lance]

Yeah

[lavish mulch]

woo time to find one

[keen lance]

Find?

[lavish mulch]

buy?

[keen lance]

I got confused as in find

Which one are u getting

[lavish mulch]

the one that looks the coolest

[keen lance]

Look up the Voodoo

[lavish mulch]

how much is the like upgrade

[keen lance]

Hmm combined maybe 1.2mil

Bennys upgrade and hydraulics

[lavish mulch]

damn 5k for the car and 1milly for the upgrade

[keen lance]

Hell yeah

[lavish mulch]

[silk shuttle]

[opal rock]

Oreo

[silk shuttle]

what the duck it's what the duck!

[opal rock]

[tame holly]

the new police bike outfit text box

[silk shuttle]

yeah he is

[hollow owl]

💣

[viscid belfry]

Can anyone help me sell my special warehouse crates?

[west stirrup]

I can in 1 hour promise

[viscid belfry]

Bet

[west stirrup]

My alarm didn’t function today so i couldn’t help earlier

[viscid belfry]

all good I got busy anyways

[viscid belfry]

@west stirrup wake up

[west stirrup]

Fine

@viscid belfry Mouse invite me

[viscid belfry]

you know of anyone else that could help?

[west stirrup]

Not anyone else is online rn

But we can knock this out pretty quickly

[viscid belfry]

ya think?

[west stirrup]

yes

[viscid belfry]

did we complete it?

[west stirrup]

yes

See if you can boost me in this sell

Plane formation

[viscid belfry]

oof

[west stirrup]

flight issue

[viscid belfry]

cool, thanks for the helps bro

[west stirrup]

Yw

If you don't need anything else i shall continue 100%ing gta on main

[hollow owl]

[viscid belfry]

I need to seel my bunker and hangar but I'd need more people for that

but I'm in no rush

[west stirrup]

Okye

[west stirrup]

VCS LCS on mobile and again in November

[nocturne fossil]

why u wanna seel ur hangar?

[viscid belfry]

mhmm

[nocturne fossil]

[viscid belfry]

just

I mean it's just sitting there ya know?

[west stirrup]

menacingly

[north marten]

npc came in too hot

[nocturne fossil]

did u have rising rookie as ur name before?

[west stirrup]

Yes

[nocturne fossil]

more like declining rookie

[west stirrup]

Now i got easter’d

[nocturne fossil]

when he sees me make money

[west stirrup]

Mindblowing orgies

[nocturne fossil]

moderators is carsearch fixed?

[teal gale]

Nah

[viscid belfry]

chat

is it time to wake up?

[rancid parcel]

No

[nocturne fossil]

back to sleep

questionable colour scheme

[plucky burrow]

you'll be orbed

[nocturne fossil]

not my car

me not responsible for this abomination

[plucky burrow]

you're complicit

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

Bald

[viscid belfry]

Kk

[neon acorn]

This looks like a chicken wing or smth with ranch dipped on it

[plucky burrow]

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

[zenith olive]

😭 time to make bad decision

[north marten]

gauntlet imho

but caracara could be cool for a park ranger build

[nocturne fossil]

bad decisions?

is this ragebait

gauntlet is the most quality car u can get

[zenith olive]

😔 no they suck

[nocturne fossil]

and caracara too

[nocturne fossil]

how so?

elaborate

[zenith olive]

terminus is the best one

[nocturne fossil]

this mf

they are visually bugged

the carbon parts flicker at noon

the new buffalo interior and grill sirens are bugged too

in that regard the above mentioned vehicles are a bit better

(idk i hate cars which are visually buggy, maybe thats just me)

[zenith olive]

nuh uh

also stx sucks compared to terminus

[nocturne fossil]

[zenith olive]

aaah they should have given us armor plating option

crazy they didnt

[nocturne fossil]

they forgot to copy paste code

[zenith olive]

ye

so ass

and the siren/horn is broken

[nocturne fossil]

which?

any recording?

[full ledge]

Should I buy it

It looks cool

[nocturne fossil]

its good just have the carbon grill

most people say its shet

[full ledge]

3.3m for this is so cheap tbh

[nocturne fossil]

but i like it more than stx

[nocturne fossil]

said no-one ever xd

[zenith olive]

if we double press H(the siren is off but the lights are on) in that mode pressing horn should sound like cop horn
but

[full ledge]

I will buy it when I finish some heists with my bro

[nocturne fossil]

thats a feature bro

[full ledge]

Its so cheap wdym

[nocturne fossil]

it came with a dlc

[full ledge]

We wanted this car from the last decade

[zenith olive]

😭 brother it sounds broken

aint no way its a feature

[nocturne fossil]

its not its a just a thing they implemented

sucks they didnt bring that to storymode

[zenith olive]

fr?

no

not that

xD

wait

[nocturne fossil]

iam waiting

but u would notice all cars universally have it

[zenith olive]

Vs

Listen to these 2

[nocturne fossil]

alr ill get my headphones

[eager agate]

I think you got it broken

the normal is basically what I heard on the stx

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam

[zenith olive]

you think? ive heard the same thing from friends one

[nocturne fossil]

oh maybe because its unreleased

[zenith olive]

🤔

[nocturne fossil]

so it maybe corrupted atm

[zenith olive]

I think they messed up the car

like how it doesnt have plating

[nocturne fossil]

i hear the car doesnt function properly for merges

[zenith olive]

but the terminus does

[eager agate]

who knows

[zenith olive]

🤔

[eager agate]

I swear I've never heard that stx file sound ever

[zenith olive]

its the cop one

[eager agate]

I do have the cop one

[zenith olive]

can you try now
silent mode + horn

i wonder if its bugged on my end

[eager agate]

I'll try later

[zenith olive]

alr

[still bobcat]

Do all the cop cars do that?

[craggy mica]

how much rp and cash does weekly challenge give?

[untold dock]

200k money i think

no clue about rp

probably something irrelevant like 5k

[tame holly]

usually its 10k per weekly and 100k

[untold dock]

i'm pretty sure i got 200k for this week's challenge

[tame holly]

Thats why i say usually

Most week its 100k

[untold dock]

didn't pay attention to the rp, hard to notice when you need 150k per level

[eager agate]

@zenith olive seem pretty fine for me

[nocturne fossil]

its only relavent to him

public lobby shenanigans

my horns changed there

[north marten]

horn changes and misplaced plate light, loving ths stx

[nocturne fossil]

the misplaced lights annoy me

[fading kiln]

yk what annoys me more?

the headlights in every car in the game

[nocturne fossil]

not every car

[fading kiln]

why are they facing the ground instead of lighting up the whole road

[nocturne fossil]

and its for safety

i knew u would ask that xd

in quotes

[untold dock]

most cars have the oppsite issue

[nocturne fossil]

idk if its safety or not

[untold dock]

with high beams on you light up everything including the ceiling

[nocturne fossil]

i have my lights beams low irl

futo gtx and gaunlet classic benny have that issue to a higher extent

[golden sundial]

Your headlights ain't shit if they don't blind oncoming

[nocturne fossil]

i respect drivers enough to have low beams xd

[fading kiln]

in where i live headlights lighting the road for u are mandatory

cause there’s not a lot of street lights

even then

activating high beams light up the sky for u in gta

[zenith olive]

Ain't no way only mine is broken

[nocturne fossil]

in inv lobby or public sesh?

try restarting game?

[zenith olive]

Inv only

[fading kiln]

did u accidentally replace the horn?

[zenith olive]

Same issue since last night

[fading kiln]

wait i don’t think u can replace it

[zenith olive]

We can't normally

[fading kiln]

try reinstalling the game

[zenith olive]

For a horn?

💔

[fading kiln]

yes

corrupted files prolly

and if it doesn’t work

u got a rare car then

i think

get another one and try the horn on the other one

[zenith olive]

Brought it off someone

I don't have GTA+

[fading kiln]

ah

[zenith olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1488883794575491243/20260330_185443.gif

[fading kiln]

probably got bugged i think

[zenith olive]

Might be

[fading kiln]

probably a rare you only issue

i’ll ask my friend he bought the stx cruiser from me too

[zenith olive]

Is it me or no bulletproof windows too?

Well not 109% bulletproof but like the base one

[fading kiln]

cruisers have bulletproof windows?

i did not know

[zenith olive]

No I mean the base stx not the police version

That one can take some bullets before the windows crack/ you start getting shot

🤔

[craggy mica]

special cargo is really good for RP buy 3 crates and sell 3 crates, you get about 7k RP for each warehouse

[fading kiln]

yea

for gta+ members it’s 6x jobs

average 16k-30k rp

per job

sometimes it can go up to 100k+

[craggy mica]

thats insane

[zenith olive]

11-15 per non cop ver

[fading kiln]

i don’t have buffalo stx non cop ver

[zenith olive]

nvm terminus cop one also doesnt have bullet res windows

[zenith olive]

100k rp?

Tf

😭

[eager agate]

Me too

[untold dock]

there is no reason to sell more than 1 crate at a time

[west stirrup]

Wha

[fading kiln]

?

[west stirrup]

What do u mean 6x jobs

[craggy mica]

thx for information. I thought 3 crates gave more RP. If I buy and sell 1 crate, is the RP same?

[west stirrup]

Yes

[craggy mica]

actually got it

thx

[fossil dagger]

Yeah nah i ain't playing this game 😂

[untold dock]

this is what getting mod kicked on pc looks like

[fossil dagger]

This on console 😂 servers fried

[nocturne fossil]

there is issue going on with public sesh atm

[hollow owl]

Really?

Didn't know this

[nocturne fossil]

u didnt know or is this sarcasm?

[west stirrup]

Grace does not know carcasm

[nocturne fossil]

defo carcasm for sure ik for a fact trace would never agree with anything i said

my fault for not knowing this is common knowledge by now for most people

[regal gate]

@rancid parcel prison break with randoms

[nocturne fossil]

this is a different level of suffering

being put as pilot and watching randoms die and having to fly the velum again

nah i would just shut the game lol

i bet the prison officer died first

[tame holly]

well last time i was a pilot, ground team had a high level so that was fine, but the time before that, the ground team (which were both low levels) got through all the noose, but did not go back to collect rashkovsky

I was surprised by the fact they did not die, but by their stupidity at the same time

[nocturne fossil]

that might be cuz of ping issues

rash wont move

he needs to be pushed by a car for a certain distance

but ofc they wont know that xd

[tame holly]

i mean right before the riot van, the game prompts u to collect rashkovsky again

[nocturne fossil]

same thing

[tame holly]

and they didn't go back to get him again

at all, i was glued to the minimap since i was checking where the jets were

[nocturne fossil]

i respect the ones that do pilot

i honestly dont do pilot anymore unless its a good crew that ik

[regal gate]

wow they actually made it first try

[nocturne fossil]

wat

is this console or pc btw?

[regal gate]

pc

[nocturne fossil]

oh ok

[neon acorn]

Hello beautiful robbers

hello sipper

[hollow owl]

Helo

[neon acorn]

Fleeca?

[regal gate]

prison break lol

[neon acorn]

How was it

man idk what to do after 100% in story mode

Online is so boring

I really need a new game

[hollow owl]

Same, I got 100% and I'm basically bored

[neon acorn]

I’m getting it on my ps5 rn

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

It’s been like 2 days and I’ve got 67.1%

[hollow owl]

I have like 2 more races for Numero Uno

[neon acorn]

One time I spent 11 hours on it

[neon acorn]

I’m talking about story mode not achievements

[hollow owl]

Yeah ik, I've done story, just cba to complete the online stuff

[neon acorn]

With enhanced they should’ve remade Numero Uno or smth

And that assigned driver bs race thing

@hollow owl I like that on PS they have the achievements categorised

between updates and stuff

[hollow owl]

Yeah i like tht

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

Hopefully the ps5 pro will have an advantage once GTA 6 releases

I’m hoping for like 60fps or smth

And even if GTA 6 surprisingly launches at 60fps on new gen consoles, I’d want the pro to have a smoother frame rate ofc

We're so close to the half of the year

and still no trailer 2…

Watch them release it on May 26 to mess with us

[hollow owl]

Gta 6 release date

[craggy mica]

wait for gta six?

[neon acorn]

GRAAAAH I CANT WAIT

I will burn MMI before GTA 6

[neon acorn]

Bro works for rockstar

[hollow owl]

Yes yes

We are undercover

[neon acorn]

When I was younger, I thought rockstar energy drink was made by rockstar 💀

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[fierce mason]

Please dont

[fierce mason]

wait they aint?

[fierce mason]

Anyways gonna be playing soon although ill be busy doing Singleplayer contnet

No recording unfountaley, i think im gonna crash if i tried

thank goodness though
I dont think i need transient seeing my crashes

[golden sundial]

She's on once in a blue moon

[fierce mason]

I can tell
The only times i see her is when she comes and insult my driving and then just leaves

[golden sundial]

Looks like it's a given then

[fierce mason]

What's given?

[golden sundial]

That your driving will be insulted

[fierce mason]

My driving is fine!

Not great like my flying but still alright enough

[west stirrup]

100%ing?

[fierce mason]

Yeah

i am already doing it for VC
Might as well do it for 5

[west stirrup]

From the social club stuff I’m guessing

[fierce mason]

ingame

[west stirrup]

I’m doing it on Steam now and PS5 in november

All rockstar games

[tough kindle]

Anybody got any cool undercover cop outfits

[plucky burrow]

homeless outfit?

[tough kindle]

Possibly

[daring bobcat]

well just any outfit that blends in to the area

[full ledge]

aint no way

[ashen shoal]

LOL

💀 💀 💀 💀

[full ledge]

fabien was doing it on purpose

[ashen shoal]

uncle fabien💀

did you look at the other pages?

[hollow owl]

Just realised that now?

[full ledge]

yes

[full ledge]

no

[merry marsh]

love the gta v internet

great work rockstar

[daring bobcat]

cant wait to see what they have on gta 6

[full ledge]

if this is gta 5 then I'll expect gta 6 to be more crazier

the internet in gta 5 is crazy already

[daring bobcat]

especally if they have a push for social media in-game

[full ledge]

they might have the option to join lives

just like tiktok lives

[hollow owl]

[full ledge]

we already saw one of them in the first trailer

[full ledge]

bro the comments are so corny

[daring bobcat]

they are all gonna have the lingo from like 4-5 years ago

the youth talk

the young speak

the child grammer

yk

[full ledge]

yeah

gta 6 trailer 3 might release in a month

[full ledge]

thats what the leaks says

[full ledge]

you can hold 2 weapons together

I just realized that

[daring bobcat]

maybe may 26, the previous release date

[full ledge]

yeah maybe but I think before may 14

[daring bobcat]

lol, end of trailer 1, coming 2025. now im sad

[full ledge]

bro I just got the mansion why I have only this cash

[daring bobcat]

it goes up the more money you have

[full ledge]

can I heist myself

[daring bobcat]

there is the mansion raid missions, but its an adversary mode

[daring bobcat]

and this bit from trailer 2

[full ledge]

bro this dude looks like tupac

but with some hair

[daring bobcat]

well trailer 3 for gta 5 is the protagonist trailer (M,F,T) and RDR2 is just trailer #3, so we will see what we get

but the 4th trailer for both is gameplay

[merry marsh]

sees black dude
must be (insert famous black celebrity)

[hoary rapids]

Is Mk3 a thing

[plucky burrow]

soon™

[daring bobcat]

I hope not

[nocturne fossil]

sup

what tattoos yall use ingame btw?

[hollow owl]

I have a fish one with hair on my neck

And some others that are always hidden

[nocturne fossil]

oh nc

i tried some new ones but they flicker at a distance

[daring bobcat]

my tattoos

[nocturne fossil]

oh thats cold

u really thought it out

dead men tell no tales 🥶

i have the never surrrender thing on the back for the male one

[daring bobcat]

I have more on the back but im not in-game

so cant share

[nocturne fossil]

some tattoos look good on male but look crap ont he other

the back tattoos entirely useless

[full ledge]

Bro your iq is probably 7 man look at his face he does look like tupac deadass youre ragebaiting me rn

[nocturne fossil]

iS tHaT miCheAl b jOrdAn 😱

[hoary rapids]

Why is Mk2 hated

[daring bobcat]

it has become the symbol of a griefer

[hoary rapids]

What's a griefer

[daring bobcat]

liu

[nocturne fossil]

unemployed low IQ useless person :)

[west stirrup]

i grief but i'm neithereither of those things..

[nocturne fossil]

ur a egg head not a griefer

[hoary rapids]

No like definition of it,what's griefing

[daring bobcat]

A griefer is a player in multiplayer video games who deliberately harasses, annoys, or disrupts other players, often ruining their gaming experience

[hoary rapids]

Oh I thought they grieve after you get wasted,since you are dead,they grieve

I just researched griefers,NGL ,they make GTA online fun and high stakes

[nocturne fossil]

they are the scum but i did like them for existing xd

we have something in common to cmplain about always

but i just wish mk2 didnt have missiles

all work for 5percent

[west stirrup]

Human labs?

[nocturne fossil]

series A

[full ledge]

Lester took the 95%

[nocturne fossil]

i dont think this is a faster route ngl

not sure what he was upto but i was there to provide emotional support

[hoary rapids]

Most popular pub mission

[nocturne fossil]

nah prison is

[rancid parcel]

No

[fierce mason]

Morning

[nocturne fossil]

thats nice

its pretty good broo lol

oh i didnt do the math i was just in a heist ending

it took u 10days basically to get that lvl

i think i reached lvl100 last time in 5days

still good tho

[prime ibex]

Yo max

[fierce mason]

You know
I planned to play all gta games before 5 but I changed plans because recording my mic with it could be an issue due to background noise
Anyways what been happening in online?

Is text chat back?

[brittle hatch]

Of course no

[fierce mason]

Also holy shit
My aim got worse XD

I almost died in the intro XD

May not go online any soon if this is my aim

May need help cause I also got it on online but not this bad to an extend

What the hellvare these color flashing

[burnt maple]

Aim assist

[fierce mason]

PC genius
What aim assist

[sturdy tapir]

[burnt maple]

PC genius i have aim assist on mine

[lavish mulch]

so you're cheating

[wintry ermine]

So youre playing the game

[lavish mulch]

[fading kiln]

it’s more like aimbot tbh

[lavish mulch]

[burnt maple]

Explain how

[lavish mulch]

I was kidding but press button, already dead

[fierce mason]

That is still not a solution to my problem

[burnt maple]

Check #gta-tech-support

[neon acorn]

This being a question is so ahh 🥀

[fierce mason]

Nice to know you still the same

[neon acorn]

grr

[fierce mason]

What
I havent been on for 3 months
It was worth a shot to see if that did happen or not

[fading kiln]

what is happening with gta online

[rancid parcel]

Wdym back, it was never even added in the first place.

[fading kiln]

i mean i haven’t hopped on since 5 days ago

[rancid parcel]

Budget copy/paste from console

[fierce mason]

Shame

[rancid parcel]

R* released them buffalo and they're rampaging the servers

Literally.

[prime ibex]

Buffalo such a good car

[rancid parcel]

Quiet

[fading kiln]

yeah quiet

[west stirrup]

Well people have to go out if their way to mess with the server right

[fading kiln]

ts car bugged 💔

[fierce mason]

You dont have the right to say quiet
Only athena does

[fading kiln]

i was agreeing with her opinion

[fierce mason]

Fair enough

[neon acorn]

There hasn’t been a single update within that time frame 🥀

We’re never getting text chat back

And if we even did, it would probably be after the launch of GTA 6

[fierce mason]

Good to know
Anyways gonna 100% 5
And no i wont be recoridng it

You only see me recording in vc, sa and 4

[neon acorn]

I don’t want to watch Marty recordings of GTA

Ty

[fierce mason]

Good
Its in singleplayer channel anyways so you not gonna be seeing it

[neon acorn]

Grr I’m gonna see it 😭

[twin drum]

do i have to understand why rockstar made the third siren not come on unless you do obscure keypress timing

couldnt even blame someone for thinking it's only on the police bike now

[hollow owl]

Yes

[twin drum]

bears a mod again

[hollow owl]

Yesir

[rancid parcel]

Back to work

[hollow owl]

I just did work tyvm

[neon acorn]

@hollow owl isn’t it late for you

[hollow owl]

No, nearly 6pm

Maybe

Imma watch fncs opens while yapping

[silk shuttle]

[hollow owl]

Wdym sad

😠

[silk shuttle]

sad that your lack of free hours has escalated

[rancid parcel]

Because you're doing a better job than most

This guy just exist in gta news

[hollow owl]

My lack of free hours didn't change much when I was retired

[west stirrup]

ok so why

[opal rock]

Skill issue

[west stirrup]

No

It happened 1 second after the stunt jump

[fierce mason]

hey thats my driving

[nocturne fossil]

not like iam willing going in that thing bro

it just SPAWNs me there

i would say thats good news infact

[lavish mulch]

[untold dock]

i like mansion because it always spawns in bed which you can get out of instantly with mask audio

[nocturne fossil]

facility too

sometimes it doesnt work maybe because iam tapping at wrong time or too much

[lavish mulch]

i spawn in the agency

[nocturne fossil]

why do xd

chinese players got that light makeup on?

and a bathroom robe

even some of my chinese friends have one of the two at times i never asked why

is it like required by the country?

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

" when u play gtao u are required to use this make up and a bathroom robe "

[lavish mulch]

i use the fame or shame bathroom robe

[nocturne fossil]

i feel like iam gonna get beat up for tis

[nocturne fossil]

awful

all of them

the char gets more skinny when u equip em xd

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

are u using a male or female char?

[lavish mulch]

female

[nocturne fossil]

then u would notice it more

try switching between shorts and the robe

[lavish mulch]

o

im tryna pick up the duneloader

it doesn't work anymore

nvm i did it

[nocturne fossil]

why is it special?

[lavish mulch]

it's the bunker ammo thingy

by the time it took me to pick it up i already could've delivered it

[hollow owl]

Gn chat

[nocturne fossil]

🌃

[rancid parcel]

The bear left, let's start a raid

[hollow owl]

Ha no

[nocturne fossil]

why car search broken still

[rancid parcel]

Its not broken, Hao is just jobless now

(I take no responsibility for this)

[nocturne fossil]

quit firing people bruh

[nocturne fossil]

lying is bad

[rancid parcel]

I asked for hsw on my mk2 and he gave me a dissatisfied answer

[nocturne fossil]

it has hsw

its called upside mk2 xd

[fierce mason]

how do you even have the money to keep up with those costs

I cant even keep 1 million constnatly

[rancid parcel]

Im rich

[burnt maple]

Hsw mk2

[nocturne fossil]

its hard to make money when ur retired in this game

[fierce mason]

True

I am retired

Well i have the game instaleld but i am doing offline so i am still retired

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

this is the type of name u look once and say to urself " wait a minute? "

until u check again to see what the name actually implies

the gta community man

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

whats wrong with stiff clock hands and stuff

[nocturne fossil]

iam not gonna even answer tis xd

[neon acorn]

There’s noway…

[eager agate]

genuinely don't understand that

[nocturne fossil]

i made sure to knock the spark out of the griefer he ran into his office and now staring in the pause menu

[dapper flume]

[hollow owl]

Not broke, fired

[nocturne fossil]

why was the bot removed?

[rancid parcel]

[lavish mulch]

damn bots getting fired

[craggy mica]

Grinding RP

[west stirrup]

Yes

[nocturne fossil]

is that ur character?

i like how u dress like rag n cora

[loud pebble]

this is decent

I once saw someone named “LickMyAss”

felt very disturbed

[craggy mica]

yup

[desert ruin]

are those new ones

[nocturne fossil]

no

[quaint belfry]

Remove l

[desert ruin]

weren't they available earlier

[nocturne fossil]

thus why i said no

they arent new

[desert ruin]

so they aren't available any day, just this week?

[nocturne fossil]

they are available anytime

[desert ruin]

why write it in the news channel then

[nocturne fossil]

triggered inside a cop car

[twin drum]

there are 2 new ones.

one with a buzzard and one with a police transporter

the buzzard one unlocks the trade price for the buffalo cruiser

[desert ruin]

what mission involves many truck spawns and happens on the Elysian island?

not hands on

I remember seeing this last year when doing some sourcing stuff I assume

so, for some reason, I now have all my weapons in the inventory

/gunvan

!gunvan

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @desert ruin

[twin drum]

think that's some fuckass bunker mission

[desert ruin]

what is an Elite HSW modification?

[desert ruin]

I mean, it's the money laundering mission on my screenshot but you're probably right

[twin drum]

if that's a money laundering mission it's not one i've seen

[eager agate]

Livery

[desert ruin]

I got the buzzard one as my first

and there is a hostile conada heli

why

[nocturne fossil]

man iam getting the heavy urge to buy the pr4 again

that car looked so simple

[long cobalt]

I thought you said ps4

[nocturne fossil]

i have never touched a console in my life

[long cobalt]

you wouldn't want that 15fps with the jet engine noise in a public session

[golden sundial]

I used to have a PS4 pro

Jet engine but the fps was good

[versed lintel]

in what year did you consider 30 fps good

[golden sundial]

2019

[nocturne fossil]

fair enough

[nocturne fossil]

also see how busted the wheel is

[hollow owl]

How do you keep the wheel turned outside the car

[nocturne fossil]

an old trick in the book per say

while being in the car

[nocturne fossil]

hold duck, handbreak, throttle and left/right turn

[nocturne fossil]

while holding them all u press the exit key

[hollow owl]

[nocturne fossil]

took me like 5tries

should be do-able on console

ik my fingers would break trying that

on kb it seems easy

[lavish mulch]

how the hell do you leave the engine on when you leave the car

[hollow owl]

Interaction meni

I figured that out after doing it another way

I used to get in the car, load a job, leave it and then the car would be on while I was outside it

Shut it Athena

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067715669359087697/1311681446804721714/cats-kitten-ezgif.com-resize.gif

[west stirrup]

True

[nocturne fossil]

in story mode u cant use interaction menu so the old skool way is to fire the gun and get in the car

do what i mentioned and quickly get out

but the neat part is who even plays story mode

i mean i do and iam sure there are a few

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

sometimes it does it randomly

[nocturne fossil]

wdym randomly

[lavish mulch]

but im pretty sure it's cuz of that

shooting and then getting out of the ca

r

[nocturne fossil]

it happens whenever ur character is in a combat stance

thus the engine stays on

[lavish mulch]

a simple button in the interaction menu could fix it

[nocturne fossil]

iam old skool :D

[west stirrup]

I do, do i

[nocturne fossil]

i used to open hoods in the car using a sniper rifle

but the people in the car meet called me a psychopath

so i use interaction menu now

[untold dock]

foiled again

[nocturne fossil]

little timmy here doesnt understand that that heists requires preparations

so much for navigators

[desert ruin]

and what was it

[nocturne fossil]

pacific standard van prep for og apartment heists

[desert ruin]

how can I get a police suit

like any

to pair with my police car

[tough kindle]

If you own a cop car jus do 5 dispatch missions(you can’t be a ceo or mc)

[nocturne fossil]

gotta love how my friend is doing dre missions super tactical

changing saved outfits and using service carbine

casuals are so fun to play with at times xd

iam sat there like a jackazz with half a shirt and some shorts

[west stirrup]

why is it blinding

[nocturne fossil]

blindin lights 🎵

[nocturne fossil]

lets have some context for this xd

[rancid parcel]

"Take a look at my god damn floating ah golf bag"

[long cobalt]

"My favorite, never fails me y'know?"

[tame holly]

Who's ready for bail office week ? (mid)

[spice inlet]

we getting bail office in this week's update?

[tame holly]

yeah, the bonuses were revealed in last week's newswire before it got deleted for some reason

don't remember the exact bonuses apart for 3x on pursuit races and bail office related stuff

[spice inlet]

ah yes, plytus tweeted about that as well

[storm nimbus]

They are still listed in the newswire

[tame holly]

i just hoped they fix the public lobbies issues, i am kinda close to 25 tier 4 which i do wanna reach

and my ass is not going invite lobbies, publics are more fun

[spice inlet]

What's wrong with the public lobbies?

[hollow owl]

Can't stay in a session for a while atm

[tame holly]

they literally break randomly disconnecting everyone

[hollow owl]

Kicks everyone

Unless ur in a private sess

[lavish mulch]

what about if you're in a mission for a long time

or a race

[west stirrup]

Then skill issue

[spice inlet]

That's weird. I'm mostly in crew or private lobbies so all g so far

[desert ruin]

beauty right there

[jade meadow]

Omg, i've replayed the story 19 times and this didnt happen to me once until now

[quaint belfry]

Trevor died from the mental trauma of what just happened

[jade meadow]

More like my mental trauma trying to upload this clip which took me 4 apps and 3 files

[quaint belfry]

4 apps and 3 files , why

File size issue?

[jade meadow]

If i'd uploaded it from the laptop itself, it wouldnt have audio. So i sended it to my phone which i literally couldnt download it to my phone, so i used Google photos, then needed my files app to upload it to my gallery and then finally could upload it here

[quaint belfry]

[fossil dagger]

I HATE this mission

I HATE

[fossil dagger]

I mean before i changed to new gen from ps4 i did not complain about the 30 fps at all it was playable and felt very smooth too but after playing gta on 60 fps for a few years and when i went back to ps4 to try 30 fps again i didn't like it at all

[candid veldt]

my afk life

[neon acorn]

You’re probably sitting on your chair hitting your key as if you were at the casino like those crazy people

they just spam the button and rub the screen for whatever reason

[candid veldt]

well not my self, script

5 second enter key press

[untold dock]

revolutionary, a money wasting script

[keen lance]

Do u actually make profit by afking?

[untold dock]

no, you will not profit on the slot machines in the long run

i think horse racing can still be profitable unless rockstar changed it again

[candid veldt]

Im up a about 800k

maybe even a mil
Im ok if I lose everything 🤷🏼‍♂️

[keen lance]

After how long?

[keen lance]

I have never in my life won on that

[untold dock]

well then you're doing it wrong

[keen lance]

Feel free to give me tips

[untold dock]

this is stolen from reddit but it sounds about correct:

So, I've done a little more experimenting. The easiest way to do it with almost the least thought required is always max bet on a 5/1 if there is one, if not, then 4/1, and 3/1. If the only horses under 6/1 are 2/1 or evens, don't bet max. This makes it really quick to place bets.

If you get a race without a 3, 4, or 5/1 just pick any horse and minimum bet to get to the next race. They don't come up that often, less than 7% of races. I usually pick the best odds, but you don't win or lose much on these races.

[keen lance]

Im gonna try this

My horse placed 4

[candid veldt]

not too long actually, I started doing this week, 3rd time so far

[candid veldt]

yea 5/1 is good bet

[zenith olive]

do i get or wait for discount

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1488883794575491243/20260330_185443.gif

ive been waiting for discount on this since i started over on ee

imagine i buy now and next week there is a discount

[tame holly]

srs wait

iirc its on discount tomorrow

from the newswire, full details aren't out tho

nvm

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1sg2pa0/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_april_9th_to_april/

[zenith olive]

lmao

HAHAHAHAAHAH

ty ty

[tame holly]

anyway another l week to change things up, and can't wait for biker week with weed next week bc of 4/20

[untold dock]

aeugh

another shit week

[zenith olive]

epic week you mean

(no arcade2x =shit week)

😔

[covert atlas]

If you have GTA+ then it’s an okay week

But once again 4x Bail Office and 3x Dispatch work should just be the normal values

It’s also things that just aren’t fun to grind

[fast bridge]

W event week

[golden sundial]

W? Where?

[zenith olive]

@snow jackal

[fast bridge]

New Outfit, 2X Vespucci Job again, returning vehicles

[hollow owl]

Says it every week

Another week i am not playing gta in

[craggy mica]

shit weekly

in my opinion

[plucky burrow]

where's my weed bonus

[sleek prism]

In your keyboard

[untold dock]

i can't find it

[candid veldt]

my full warehoses and hangar are waiting 🙁

ware hoses

[untold dock]

we haven't had 2x on either in donkey's years i don't think

[sleek prism]

we're horses?

[untold dock]

https://enclose.horse/

yes

horse game good

[twin drum]

🐴

[nocturne fossil]

why did hao get fired

[neon acorn]

Fired? Wdym

[nocturne fossil]

carsearch is gone

[neon acorn]

oh damn it is

[nocturne fossil]

so iam asking why such a bot would be removed

just curious for a reason thats all

[neon acorn]

no clue, try messaging modmail

[nocturne fossil]

it could be due to the security integrity of the server

or the bot code is busted

idk

[hollow owl]

Carsearch will be back soon, just gotta wait a bit

[west stirrup]

No i want it now

[hollow owl]

I want

I want

Don't get

[twin drum]

i saw another server get raided via a bot recently so my guess is... that

[hollow owl]

[nocturne fossil]

i gave a low level a savage and he started killing players

and all players got together and griefed him xd

[neon acorn]

bruh

I come back to the game and the first spin before the weekly, I win the car

cool

[west stirrup]

Giv car

[twin drum]

i only ever win the car when it's a vehicle i absolutely do not want

but i also cant bring myself to get rid of it cause i wouldnt get anything for it anyway

so they just end up sitting in my arena war garage and collecting dust

[hollow owl]

I always get the cars I already have

[untold dock]

🕵️

[west stirrup]

First mod encounter on Enhardened for me

[wintry ermine]

Where mod

[west stirrup]

Everyone got forced in the Casino

And most people got bounties

[twin drum]

and just 1 minute after you spun the wheel, crazy