gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

oh its because of MSAA

now its better

[rancid parcel]

I will find you and I will grief you

[hollow owl]

I have a mace

An orbital cannon

[rancid parcel]

I have a gun.

[hollow owl]

I lost my gun

Fucking died to a STUPUD BUG

[nocturne fossil]

what are u on about

ingame or?

rapid fire

[rancid parcel]

Ceylon knows too much we should silence him.

No one will knows if he disappears in the Cayo sea

[nocturne fossil]

pls no i dont wanna be with rubio

[nocturne fossil]

why corrupt?

[rancid parcel]

Image is so....

[nocturne fossil]

i tried to do some picture comparisons from legacy to enhanced

but legacy recording come as corrupt on enhanced

but it worked before

[nocturne fossil]

remember this ?

seems like the vigilantes engine might be in the back

not sure how it was so vulnerable to a pistol

i mean the pistol has no reload and a bit of rapid fire i bet it might even have more damage

[nocturne fossil]

social club seems to be working again but scrolling is slower

[north marten]

just swooped in and stole the win lol

[tame holly]

weekly update prediction time :
No real clue cuz its a new month, but i'm guessing x2 on hangar

oh and finally a proper adversary mode

[west stirrup]

The cop cars

[fading kiln]

2x on hangar the whole month for gta+?

[tame holly]

I don't count gta+ in this cuz i don't use it

[fading kiln]

@west stirrup get the ps5 pro

prices gonna skyrocket tmrw

[fading kiln]

i do

[nocturne fossil]

they gave some good stuff for rdr this month

iam assuming it'll be good for gta too

[hollow owl]

Ha

Never

Did you forget what today is

[nocturne fossil]

iam very well aware

[midnight rover]

Is new stuff coming tomorrow?

[nocturne fossil]

april fools affects updates weekly?

idk

[tame holly]

it will be nothing bc of april fools, watch R*

[nocturne fossil]

what did we have last time

[hollow owl]

It will be Lamar

As he is a fool

[tame holly]

well at least it would be easier to find people for lowriders t4

[midnight rover]

[nocturne fossil]

would be annoying for ones like me who've done it

[tame holly]

its my only contact mission related thing left

unless u count the pistol only challenges for doomsday

[nocturne fossil]

is it hard on console?

i finished it quite quick actually

[tame holly]

well act 1 was easy enough and i expect act 2 to be the same

[nocturne fossil]

nah those are easy

act3 is the challenging one

[tame holly]

yeah cuz juggernauts

[nocturne fossil]

but not much for pc

[nocturne fossil]

hollow rounds

[hollow owl]

I'm guessing using the minigun pistol glitch won't count

[nocturne fossil]

the rapid fire thing could count

but u could easily kill them without it soo by scoping in from fpp

and sniping them sorta

(for the last set of juggs that is)

[tame holly]

oh yeah, u only have to deal with 3 anyway

it will mostly be the horde of clones

[nocturne fossil]

there are 4 juggs at first

one in the middle

and the 2juggs at last

[tame holly]

yeah but those first 4 can be khanjalid

[nocturne fossil]

i used barrage on reverse

had my friend bounce grenades

slow but freeaimed with volver after

it should be on hard mode right?

doesnt mention it

i thought if someone died in normal mode it fails

and restarting with a khanjali would be a pain

but yuh khanjali, navy volver and hollow mk2 volver guud

[tame holly]

it didn't fail on normal for act 1 for me

[nocturne fossil]

oh i see

well i didnt know it when i did these

[tame holly]

well no one died so i'm not sure about that point

[west stirrup]

Im stillllll debating

[fading kiln]

you only have this day for debating

[west stirrup]

Ebike is 1500 PSPR is 800

[zenith olive]

something up with servers?

🤔

[nocturne fossil]

bro its snowing

lmoa

i knew itttt

[tame holly]

FUCK I CANT PLAY TODAY

AND ITS SNOW

[west stirrup]

Ahh because of april fools innit

[tame holly]

yup

and i want to drive my panthere in the snow but i can't :(

[nocturne fossil]

just incase they suddenly remove snow and people start calling me a liar

[west stirrup]

Why are you up at 5

[nocturne fossil]

pls dont ask

gta players no sleep

[west stirrup]

[quaint belfry]

maybe ceylon changed the localtimzone to trick you

[west stirrup]

Ah

Its a brank bro?

[nocturne fossil]

i dont think the internet would function with the wrong time

[quaint belfry]

april 1st after all

[nocturne fossil]

maybe it will idk

[nocturne fossil]

april fools aint fooling me

[lavish mulch]

fools will april you

[nocturne fossil]

ill april the fools

[quaint belfry]

it only affects if the timezone is off by huge margin or your computer timezone is living in the future

couple hours doesnt affect iirc

[nocturne fossil]

most likely

but my parents are like 16hours ahead of me

[still bobcat]

Nice weather we're having

[lavish mulch]

snoww

[nocturne fossil]

baking soda

[lavish mulch]

does that totally real snow affect traction or

[tame holly]

yes it does

so less grip = more fun

[lavish mulch]

exactly

[quaint belfry]

make your car feels like driving virtue at corners

[lavish mulch]

I dont play alot of gta and im crashing alot

[quaint belfry]

[candid veldt]

?

snow!?

[nocturne fossil]

april fuuls

[candid veldt]

oh!

this still a thing?

[nocturne fossil]

they did this before as well

[opal rock]

Lame

[nocturne fossil]

sorta

[candid veldt]

anything else?

[opal rock]

They should’ve done something funny like reverse the car controls

[nocturne fossil]

negative

[candid veldt]

like sudden stuff happening on public lobby?

[lavish mulch]

you get kicked

[nocturne fossil]

too much spaghetti code

[opal rock]

Snow is

[lavish mulch]

snow

[candid veldt]

alien ships, I dont know, add some nutness

[opal rock]

Or Cayo scope shows panther but when you get there to rob it it’s tequila

[still bobcat]

everything all at once would have been cool

snowy map but halloween rain and colours with UFOs

[lavish mulch]

Halloween filter with rain plus snow

[still bobcat]

yea

[lavish mulch]

I wouldn't play

[still bobcat]

[tame holly]

holy no grip, would be even more mad i can't play

[lavish mulch]

just cuz the Halloween filter

[opal rock]

April fools

[tame holly]

hey at least this can be turn off

[lavish mulch]

it comes back on

[candid veldt]

ooooaaahhh?

[lavish mulch]

can you pick it up with dh7 iron mule

[candid veldt]

april 1st everyone haha!

stupid r*

[opal rock]

Will they be turning it off by 12pm though

[candid veldt]

I think some other stuff is going on tho... Im in public lobby and no one is on the map

[opal rock]

@sleek prism yes there’s snow

[lavish mulch]

bnow

[candid veldt]

uncool!!!

[sleek prism]

Why it is april fools then? Isnt the thing you make people believe smth and then they realize its a lie

[opal rock]

Yes

Because r* are lame

[candid veldt]

soon

[sleek prism]

So they just annoy people

Its like 10-12c sunny outside and the game has snow

[candid veldt]

bye

[opal rock]

They could’ve wiped everyone’s money for a couple of hours

That would be funny

[candid veldt]

they are trully uncreative

[opal rock]

So many funny options and they do snow

[lavish mulch]

or give everyone one billion dollars

but they're fake and cant buy anything

[opal rock]

Also would’ve been good

[candid veldt]

all the happy people born in the 70/80/90 are gone from r* all you have is moody genz

[lavish mulch]

and when it disappears the next day you realize it's fake and you wasted your own money that you made

[fast bridge]

Yay snow

[opal rock]

Supposed to end at 12pm though can’t do April fools in the afternoon

[fast bridge]

It’s been 6 years since snow was in the game in April

[lavish mulch]

[eager agate]

call it next reset

[lavish mulch]

anything worth to buy this week

[candid veldt]

so what you guess?

I think warehouses tomorrow

mine are full

[tame holly]

it would be very good and hype

which is why it will be hangar

[lavish mulch]

mine have 12 boxes in 2

im gonna be rich

[radiant loom]

Hello graymers

[candid veldt]

my hangar is full too

not optimal full but.. meh

[lavish mulch]

[opal rock]

Helitours heat reduction x4

[lavish mulch]

actually retire lester for April 1st

[eager agate]

perfect car for snow

[still bobcat]

try the chimera

[mild hearth]

Try khanjali i never slip

[full ledge]

what is the most fun suv for snow

[eager agate]

all suvs are awd they aren't particularly fun in snow

[full ledge]

there are some good ones

try canis seminole

[eager agate]

nothing special

it barely even slides

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

try arbiter gt hsw

[full ledge]

bought the hellion instead

[tame holly]

pffff imagine having to use an offroader in the snow

real ones uses rwd sports cars or muscles

[full ledge]

mehh

[lucid lake]

[eager agate]

Yeah I don't understand

What's the point of that

It's just like driving off roader on dirt in a normal day

[tame holly]

anyway shame i can't play tday, wanted to drive my panthere in the snow again

[fast bridge]

Some people said there was snow on April 1st, 2015. Is that true or no?

[nocturne fossil]

iam kidding about arbiter lol hellion is good

[hollow owl]

Very similar to mine

Except the rims are different

And mine is drift variant

[tidal yew]

@real peak

[spice inlet]

damn your game looks so clean

[full ledge]

My pc does the job ig

[full ledge]

It has drift?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[full ledge]

How much it costs

[tame holly]

200k to convert it

just like any other drift car

[full ledge]

Never bought the drift upgrade

[spice inlet]

yeah the drift variant on the vorschlaghammer isn't too bad

[fleet sluice]

honestly snow this time of year matches my local weather predicability

[full ledge]

Good to hear

[still bobcat]

I had a shot of macbeth at the casino and I've woken up in the backrooms

[full ledge]

you are so lucky

[fast bridge]

What does everyone think the event week and event month will be?

I say 2X crates, 3.5X for GTA+ members

[silent portal]

any chance of the uuhhhhhhhhh

peyote plants returning a la "look, easter bunny"

[fast bridge]

Definitely 1.5X-2X weed for GTA+

[untold dock]

please no peyote plants

[silent portal]

let me be a bird!!!!!

[lavish mulch]

are the lucky charms or coins still here or no?

the collectibles a week ago or smth

[west stirrup]

No

[craggy mica]

im confused

the snow…?

[rancid parcel]

April fools

[craggy mica]

just this day?

[rancid parcel]

Unfortunately

[lavish mulch]

should be the entire month

[quaint belfry]

People won't stop crying about the car being slippery because of snow

[lavish mulch]

that's the fun part

i say as i crash into walls

[rancid parcel]

Should've just bought a mk2

[quaint belfry]

You are hoarding all the mk2 stock

[rancid parcel]

Ain't my fault the others are too broke to buy it before I emptied it

[daring bobcat]

[lavish mulch]

sell it for 2 dolla more

[full ledge]

@nocturne fossil when you will change this haircut man😭

[rancid parcel]

My childrens are not for sale.

[lavish mulch]

you're calling those things children

smh

[rancid parcel]

Yes

Without them I wouldn't be able to sunbathe in a mansion on top of vinewood hills.

[lavish mulch]

[fierce mason]

She is lonely what can we say

[lavish mulch]

ah

that makes sense

[desert ruin]

this is ackshually insane

community series

[west stirrup]

When do we know of the event week, in 45 min or 1h45 minutes

[desert ruin]

what was it for the first week?
now it's races, prev week tdm

[west stirrup]

Races TDM Races

[desert ruin]

some dumbass in my race is just yapping nonsense with mic always on 😭

why these people

how can I mute people

[mild hearth]

Listen and know that your smarter

[tame holly]

as a console player, first time ?

Especially on ps5 since the dualsense has a built in mic

(it was hell when it wasn't disabled by default)

[desert ruin]

there should be voice channels or smth like that

I don't want to hear guys from across the map literally ALWAYS

[desert ruin]

can I mute people

[tame holly]

I know u can in the lobby menu when scrolling to the player in question

u might also be able to from the pause menu

but iirc u can also just disable vc all together somewhere in the settings menu

[desert ruin]

snow in GTA is kinda special for me
I started playing in Jan 2025

but I missed this year's snowy LS

so this is great

[tame holly]

can confirm, the car is absolute dogshit in the snow and has 0 grip...
I love it

[desert ruin]

how and where can I buy or get molotovs?

well it is

[west stirrup]

Gun van

[tame holly]

New dispatch work missions ??!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1s9usr3/weekly_bonuses_and_discounts_april_2nd_to_april/

Also both police cars are now out

AN ACTUAL ADVERSARY MODE

but nah L week for money

[west stirrup]

Called it

cop carsd

[tame holly]

Anyway, buffalo stx pursuit for free gta+ bros

[candid veldt]

lame

[fast bridge]

W event week

[candid veldt]

why is there snow in community stunt races! fmj v no good 😄

[full ledge]

oh its coming out

[eager agate]

Can we buy cop cars in lscm?

[covert atlas]

Not legitimately. If people glitch them into the LSCM then maybe.

[nocturne fossil]

never

[west stirrup]

go bald

[midnight rover]

Bravado Buffalo STX Pursuit free for members

[nocturne fossil]

neva eva

[midnight rover]

Finally something that I don't already own

[nocturne fossil]

lmao

[west stirrup]

Do you have the rusty tractor

I should do Arcade machine stuff

[midnight rover]

No, but I don't think they would give that on ever

[nocturne fossil]

holy moly

even the pro heisters are crashing helicopters during snow xd

cant even snipe

decent challenge for sure

[west stirrup]

First person to die doing paperworks

[hollow owl]

[fossil dagger]

This would've made numbers 10 years ago

[desert ruin]

how to get money from hands on safe

nvm, rockstar piece of code failing again

I need to restart the game

[full ledge]

you should get a better haircut man

I'm a barber man dw

I will not mess you up

[fading kiln]

i did NOT know gooch spawns in april fools

wait so

that possibly means that all snowman collectibles are back too

[full ledge]

maybe who knows

guys when will the snow event end

I want to get the gooch fit but its late

[daring bobcat]

logging in now I should still get the $1M?

[full ledge]

I think so

[daring bobcat]

cool, just add onto the lots I already have

[full ledge]

is it april 2 or april 1 for you

if its still april 1 then I think you can get it

[daring bobcat]

I guess it will stop when the update comes out for everyone in a few hours

[full ledge]

when though😞

[daring bobcat]

10am my time (uk)

[full ledge]

tomorrow?

oh fuck

[daring bobcat]

yea

[full ledge]

then 12 am for me

[daring bobcat]

about 11 hours

im gonna buy that new police car so hard

[full ledge]

you got the gooch outfit?

[daring bobcat]

I have all the outfits

[full ledge]

damn man

[full ledge]

I have to wake up so early to get this fit at this point

[daring bobcat]

had to double check

[desert ruin]

how to get the goonch to attack me

[daring bobcat]

only during winter season

[desert ruin]

look up

[daring bobcat]

wait, thats from today, then its just random in freeroam

[desert ruin]

👍

[daring bobcat]

not played this game in months

almost forgot to get the wedge

[nocturne fossil]

how is snow yall

[daring bobcat]

April fools

every year

same joke

[nocturne fossil]

got pac, prison and series A elite on snow

[daring bobcat]

and last year

[nocturne fossil]

coras friends are zoomin

[nocturne fossil]

did we have snow last year?

i lowk forgot

[daring bobcat]

probably

[fast bridge]

No

[nocturne fossil]

alr

[daring bobcat]

I ment last year for snow in april

the last year

final

[nocturne fossil]

i must've been convincing players that they added rocket boosted trucks

thats what i always lie about to my friends xd

and they would login

[fast bridge]

2020 was the last year for snow in April

[full ledge]

good so far

[nocturne fossil]

watch those reddit people complain about snow even for a single day

[daring bobcat]

I wish it was a new police outfit we are geting tomorrow

I already have it

[daring bobcat]

I just walk everywhere when it snows

I once walked right across the map

[nocturne fossil]

i climbed chiliad but thats my furthest

[nocturne fossil]

🫡

[daring bobcat]

I think I missed some collectables

[nocturne fossil]

being?

snowman ones?

[daring bobcat]

lunar new year

[nocturne fossil]

well i was told u get no reward for collecting them this year

ur missing the lucky clover

[daring bobcat]

just missing the lucky clovers, are they limited time?

[nocturne fossil]

they were limited time only

[daring bobcat]

darn tootin

[nocturne fossil]

and i have the lunar yuan baos

for the outfit last year

no outfit this year as people here told

[daring bobcat]

I did all 200 jackolanters for that stupid t-shirt last year

[nocturne fossil]

i collected all 1400pumpkins

thats 7characters

i barely use it now

[daring bobcat]

it looks bad and low res

its just a bragging right

[nocturne fossil]

thats exactly why i prefer plain clothing with no decals

then again thats also sorta why Rstar made decals

which are seperate items applicable to any shirt

[daring bobcat]

this is my goto car and outfit

[nocturne fossil]

mine is kamacho xD

[nocturne fossil]

got the overcoat on n stuff

my character just got a tshirt on

[daring bobcat]

I hope they remove the dispatch cooldown timer like last time

you could just do them basicly back to back

[naive zenith]

Oh my days

Buffalo cruiser

STX pursuit

I know I'm keeping my GTA+

[daring bobcat]

im getting it again just for the car

[full ledge]

Guys if I do the community series now would I still get the 500k after the next update

[fading kiln]

for free???

with gta+??

[daring bobcat]

with gta+

yes

[fading kiln]

HELL YEAHHHH

[naive zenith]

Knowing how expensive the cop cars are GTA+ is gonna be great value for it

[daring bobcat]

the Buffalo probably gonna be like 4.5M

[fading kiln]

why are they so expensive

[daring bobcat]

everyone wants it

[naive zenith]

Because cop car

[fading kiln]

wait if we complete 5 dispatch work missions we get the outfit?

thank god we got a second chance

[naive zenith]

I honestly kinda regret buying the Corvette and caracara just because mansions came out soon after

[daring bobcat]

everyone was asking for cop cars for 12 years

[naive zenith]

Just realized it's April fools

I'm calling bullshit until I actually see it

[nocturne fossil]

wait we get the outfit again?

i already got the cop outfit for all characters but dam

iam no longer special

[fading kiln]

next week

complete 5 dispatch work and get outfit

[nocturne fossil]

man i want the noose one

my low levels alts aint got em yet

[prime ibex]

Yeah lol

[neon acorn]

I might be unretired just for this

I suppose the city needs an Angel.

A transient angel.

[rancid parcel]

Drop them money

[neon acorn]

I thought you said mommy for a second 😭

fml

GTA brainrot

[nocturne fossil]

being retired and still consuming brain rot? :o

noose outfit when?

cayo perico survival when?

pacific standard varsity jacket when?

[bitter flicker]

You lied smh

[lucid pewter]

Holy shit

[nocturne fossil]

ur bestie is back

[rancid parcel]

Back to work

[lucid pewter]

My fav schizo

[rancid parcel]

Lock the fish up before it escapes again

[bitter flicker]

okay , adios amigos

[fierce mason]

closes door
anwyays who want to eat some fish

[tidal yew]

It contains protein so why not

[nocturne fossil]

love how the griefer calls me azz

eventho he spent hours shooting innocent players with mk2

cant even face a sniper fight

hides in nightshark after mk2 gone xd

[rancid parcel]

EMP launcher is actually useful on them

[nocturne fossil]

gosh i hate that garbage but that would have been good for the rc and nightshark users

usually i just let the rc ones take me out

only skilless people use them anyway

[viscid belfry]

WHY IS IT SNOWING IN AN INVITE ONLY SESSION?

[rancid parcel]

My bad I forgot to change it back to normal

(I won't)

Enjoy the cold

[viscid belfry]

My brother

[rancid parcel]

Gooch is around btw

[viscid belfry]

my brother

[north marten]

atleast my baby gets some use with this snow

[viscid belfry]

oh haha, I get it this is an april fools joke, very funny Rockstar

(it's not funny at all)

[nocturne fossil]

they arent tryna be funny

they did this before too

lots of car crashes today

atleast i didnt hit poles and destroy helis and planes like most players did xD

[west stirrup]

I was trying to do the paper odd jobs

[nocturne fossil]

i missed one noose officer :(

he escaped slippery person indeed

still got the elitos tho today

[spice inlet]

why do u think

why shouldn't it snow in an invite-only session

[viscid belfry]

well time to uninstall

[west stirrup]

Stay

Snow gone soon

[viscid belfry]

wat for?

when my fren?

[west stirrup]

Cop car

[nocturne fossil]

retired?

snow only one day

should have taken pictures

[viscid belfry]

I should honestly

[viscid belfry]

I literally did brother

[nocturne fossil]

took a few low effort pictures

[nocturne fossil]

btw this was a bounty i dont grief people for no reason

[naive zenith]

I play again after a week or so and some fuck already tried camping me while I was in my car wash

Not even a minute after leaving he is shooting at me

So I go back in

[nocturne fossil]

i hate those types of people

i wouldnt mind farming them for hours

[north marten]

Welp rip to this guy lmao

[nocturne fossil]

are these races safe?

like modders dont join?

thats my only concern lol

[north marten]

Ones I did no, only issue I have is ye framerate diff, coming back from ps to pc I noticed even with catchup off on some of these

[nocturne fossil]

@rancid parcel similar to the mk2 livery

[lavish mulch]

is snowing still here

[untold dock]

no

[tame holly]

nooooo, no more tampa gt hsw in the snow

aka 0 grip

[hollow owl]

Told me this and left

[lavish mulch]

[sturdy tapir]

BUFFALO CRUISER??

[pallid mist]

What a great day for GTA+ member

[sturdy tapir]

BUFFALO STX CRUISER

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT TOOK THEM THIS FUCKING LONG FOR THIS SHIT

[tame holly]

thats not even all the drip feed

there is also a survival thats supposed to come out soon (prob on 4/20 week since its weed themed)

[pallid mist]

Ikr lol

[midnight rover]

I'm very happy to be subscriber

[pallid mist]

If they keep throwing good stuff I might be a permanent subscriber even when VI already released

[midnight rover]

GTA VI will probably have as well though

Or they could combine those subscriptions that you get GTA V benefits and GTA VI benefits on single subscription

Perfect excuse to raise price as well

[pallid mist]

Yeah that would be very nice indeed

[pallid mist]

being

[lavish mulch]

how much will the stx cost when it comes out next week for non gta+

[midnight rover]

More than 5m

[lavish mulch]

[tame holly]

it better get the same imani tech as the regular stx, cuz then, its an even bigger scam than the other cop cars

[lavish mulch]

I wanna be a cool cop but that shits expensive

[fading kiln]

the buffalo stx cruiser is

actually really nice

[fading kiln]

i’ll see if i can do imani tech on it

i still haven’t bought the agency workshop yet

[candid veldt]

stx pursuit no armor

only missile jammer

LSCM Prize Ride:
Swinger (LS Car Meet Series: Place top 2 for 4 days in a row)

😮

[candid veldt]

those "races" are totally random lunacy like spinning the wheel

[craggy mica]

iOS!?

[eager agate]

zamn

[candid veldt]

april 1st?

[eager agate]

you have it right?

can I get it through lscm?

[sturdy tapir]

It's not real bro lmao

[opal rock]

You can get San Andreas so why not 5

[sturdy tapir]

bro, I'm pretty sure Rockstar isn't going to port GTAV to phones

[opal rock]

Never say never

[candid veldt]

from gta+ or the weaponized vehicle site (forgot name)

oh you mean buy my spec from car meet?

[sturdy tapir]

I didn't even say never, what I'm saying it isn't a priority for them

[eager agate]

the stx pursuit is gta+ only

and obviously I don't have money for that

[quaint belfry]

My device can't minecraft, let alone gta v

[opal rock]

Apparently some modders already got it running using Xbox360 emulator

On iPhone 17

[candid veldt]

the free or all? not sure.
still will be like 4m via car meet no?

[eager agate]

yeah I don't mind

[ornate quartz]

Is this reaal??

[full ledge]

rockstar gave us too much discounts idk what should I buy

[tame holly]

nothing

if everything is on discount, nothing is

[full ledge]

bro there is

13 police cars in discounts

[eager agate]

if you choose everything then there's nothing to choose, simple

[full ledge]

wise

but I didnt say everything

[candid veldt]

some of the cop cars are really bad so

[zenith olive]

Somehow Vincent is not calling me to start the mission and I can't find his number on phone

[candid veldt]

press B

while in cop car

[zenith olive]

Lmao ty

[full ledge]

yeah half of them suck half of them look good

[candid veldt]

the fx interceptor has the worst handling I think of all cars, none stop wheel spin

[full ledge]

thats why its the cheapest

one of the cheapest which makes sense

[candid veldt]

and the caracara (useless) is more expensive than terminus which is one of the best

[eager agate]

it's a muscle what do you expect

and not to mention it doesn't even drive like a muscle

[full ledge]

I will buy the terminus and the dorado and the impaler sz cruiser

[full ledge]

its electric too

[zenith olive]

Anything good this week for money?

[eager agate]

the fx is not an electric

[full ledge]

it looks like the evx though

[tame holly]

that would be one old electric car

[zenith olive]

Caracara looks nice tho

[eager agate]

but it doesn't sound like a fly

[candid veldt]

the stx is soundless anyone noticed?

[zenith olive]

I only have d10 and the bike rn
Was planning to get rest of the cars this week

[candid veldt]

awefuly quiet in actual driving, noisy in garage tho

[full ledge]

guys the dorado looks nice

what do yall think

[zenith olive]

Is terminus faster than d10?

[zenith olive]

No(it's bad too)
Trust

[full ledge]

I think so

[zenith olive]

I think I'll get terminus

[full ledge]

I love the way it looks

[candid veldt]

it is, it is authethic too which I think more important

[zenith olive]

That's the only + point tbh

[full ledge]

exactly thats the point

[eager agate]

no

[zenith olive]

D10 is the best one right?

[full ledge]

but it looks mid

[zenith olive]

💔💔💔

[full ledge]

the terminus looks so good

[eager agate]

I'd say the stx is best now

[full ledge]

gta plus only

[zenith olive]

5mill 🥀
I'll drop below 30mill if I buy that
Can't afford

[eager agate]

just buy it through lscm

I'll drop below 5 if I do that and I'm willing to lol

[full ledge]

not in there

its in superautos

[eager agate]

I mean buy it through other players

[full ledge]

Oh alr

this is vibes

[zenith olive]

😭😭 gotta stay above 30mill
Imagine I want something later instantly and can't buy cuz low money

How much is the car 5.5m or less

[full ledge]

which one you think I should get

all of them look good

[candid veldt]

debating between?

first one?

[full ledge]

yeah

[candid veldt]

I still think my favourite is the unmarked

[full ledge]

Oh forgot about that one

yeah it looks nice too

[candid veldt]

terminus is best all rounder I think

[full ledge]

yeah I agree

[pallid mist]

I got a long delay too for some reason lol but managed to get all 5 done anyway

[lavish mulch]

[candid veldt]

whats wrong with her now?

[fossil dagger]

Wdym next week for non gta+

IT ISN'T OUT FOR EVERYONE??

man fuck these bro

[lavish mulch]

the stx i think is out for gta+

and it's free

but for us peasants it's out next week

[west stirrup]

Ha ha

[lavish mulch]

[west stirrup]

Buy gta

[west stirrup]

Ok possum

[naive zenith]

[eager agate]

can anyone here sell me the stx pursuit?

[west stirrup]

That’s possible?

[eager agate]

I'm not sure honestly

[west stirrup]

I’d love to but you can’t get it in LSCM i imagine

[eager agate]

can but Idk if can buy

[nocturne fossil]

i liked the og buffalo cruiser ngl

[lavish mulch]

the cheapest cop car this week is the unmarked cruiser

[nocturne fossil]

i got money to burn

used alot for ghost org, bribe and orbs yesterday xd

[west stirrup]

Time to collect cop cars

[eager agate]

is it just me or the stx pursuit doesn't have an option to change plate

well I guess that's for all cop cars

god damn tcc makes it feel like a whole different car to the normal stx

[west stirrup]

Did you manage to buy one?

[eager agate]

yeah I got a guy to sell it to me, probably read my lfg

all mods and still just 5.3 mil somehow

[prime ibex]

Yo tony

[eager agate]

hi

[brittle hatch]

is there any money this week (i want to make 5m by logging in)

[golden sundial]

Sorry, it's only 1m this time

Trashy week as always

No wait that was last week

Ok this week's an abomination

[brittle hatch]

ok i'm gonna go play suicide squad instead

[candid veldt]

@eager agate is it totally silent for you too? no engine sound

wait you got the stx or the gantlet?

[eager agate]

both

unfortunately I was on mute when driving the car

[quaint belfry]

Mute

What did you do

[eager agate]

I mean my pc

so I didn't hear anything

[nocturne fossil]

dnd

[tame holly]

next weeks update details already dropped via the newswire

it also sucks

but hey at least it will be a bail office week, that did not happen in a while

[full ledge]

where

[tame holly]

https://rsg.ms/3444120

[full ledge]

alright thanks man

[west stirrup]

My gta keeps making my pc shit itself omg

Did i install it on the wrong driver

[west stirrup]

clickbait the link doesnt work

[tame holly]

wait what

I literally just copied it from the R* server

[west stirrup]

i left that server

[tame holly]

Just rechecked over there, yup its them

not my fault

[fossil dagger]

Yeah rockstar games themselves posted this link on Twitter too, just white screen lol

[west stirrup]

lol?

is this a joke to you

[fossil dagger]

yeah it's funny since you can't access it

lolololololol

[nocturne fossil]

thats what u get for playing rivals

[west stirrup]

May 6

[mild hearth]

Then say fack it and do a clean install of everything verify accs and use tools to safe your pc from everything

[knotty tartan]

Does the MK2 disappear if I leave it on the Kosatka for the setups

[covert atlas]

If you park it poorly

But just make sure it’s standing completely flat and it’ll be fine

[knotty tartan]

Thank you

[covert atlas]

👍

[naive zenith]

75K from dispatch work

[fast bridge]

Ain’t the first time this happened

[west stirrup]

Can't play gta anyone without it blowing up my pc ggs

I just wanted to make invincible and quit

[abstract ether]

I don't know if it disappears, but sometimes it can fall off into the water and get destroyed

[knotty tartan]

Well when I first began playing I left the free helicopter on top of the Kosatka and it wasn't there when I went back out and I don't remember a message saying it was destroyed so I thought they get removed from the Kosatka cause it's not solid ground

I wanted the MK2 cause it'll be easier to get on and off for missions but I don't wanna dinghy my way across to the beach every time 😔

[abstract ether]

Which heli are you talking about?

[knotty tartan]

Frogger

[abstract ether]

My guess is that it fell into the water. If your budget allows, maybe get the sparrow that's stored on it so that way you don't have to worry about it falling off. Once you start a mission, you go to the sparrow in the sub and leave from there

[knotty tartan]

I do have the sparrow , it's a very good heli , just slow to land and get in and out of and hard to park in in a busy place yk

Just wanted to know if the MK2 would've been okay on the sub

[abstract ether]

Definitely can be fragile

[knotty tartan]

I guess I'll try the MK2 if I do get it

[knotty tartan]

I've looked at it wrong and the windows broke so that's an understatement

[abstract ether]

Probably a smaller chance of falling into the water If you partially put the sub aground therefore it's not as deep but there's still the risk

[candid veldt]

good grief - the vincent voice actor paid r* to get more lines and words than needed?

[nocturne fossil]

a true chad

but source where?

[teal gale]

when dlc

[nocturne fossil]

when dlc so we get new cars that u can put f1s on

[teal gale]

benny is the new wave

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

Keep this abomination in #gta-vehicles pls

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[north marten]

[hollow owl]

Does the Terminus have hsw?

Looks so fast

[north marten]

no, its kind of the offroad version of the castigator

[merry marsh]

😭

[north marten]

Big dogs look better

[teal gale]

🙄

[wicked sundial]

It's usually fine if you park it right on the Kosatka. Or, just job warp when you start each prep and return the Oppressor to storage after you fly back to your Kosatka.

[nova comet]

[viscid belfry]

can anyone help me sell my special warehouse crates?

[alpine basin]

I can if you wish

[viscid belfry]

dope, we'd prob need one more, right?

[alpine basin]

To be safe, 3 people min as theres a max of 3 vehicles. But it can be done with 2 even if we get the 3 aircraft or 3 trucks

[viscid belfry]

I can wait a bit see if we can find a third

[north marten]

brainless mk2 user mentality

[alpine basin]

Most people don't know the thruster has a barrier on the back that makes you unkillable to (most) rockets including kosatka ones

[finite goblet]

"First 5 rockets didn't work, maybe the next 15 will"

[north marten]

ye, tbh surprised bc this guy was like a level 700 with a 5 k/d (prob just farmed low levels from the looks of it lol)

so shocking he has never seen this...

[tame holly]

that 5kd probably comes from random jobs made for him to grind said kd on low levels thinking they will get money (got caught in one bc i quick joined it)

Or it was its kd in freemode when it still affected it

[north marten]

oh people still do those? haven't seen those sincr like 2017-2018 lmao

[tame holly]

nope happened like a month ago and i see some of those sometimes in my invite list

[north marten]

ah

guess I never see them since all I see in my lobbies is either invites for current week event or for heists

[nocturne fossil]

this guy must be high or sum

he griefed a bunch of low levels and they griefed him together xd

[west stirrup]

Can you?

[nocturne fossil]

idk how nor do i wanna

also he was spamming penthouse invs

[fading kiln]

learn it and do it for him

be a good samaritan

[brittle hatch]

8h for 1m and a random cop outfit

[alpine basin]

Not just a random cop outfit, Two random cop outfits

The no tie version is an entirely other outfit (For some reason), much like the LSPD winter and summer, as well as the summer highway patrol outfit as well

[fading kiln]

true but the other random cop outfit needs money

[brittle hatch]

Not doing that

[fading kiln]

oh wait that’s twitch drops mb

[brittle hatch]

could do better thing like looking for a khamelion or hotknife

[alpine basin]

rockstar is squishing their hat on the ground right now in anger

[fading kiln]

r* still haven’t gave me the 1.5 mil from community series showcase

[brittle hatch]

i'll leak gta 6 online cause this week is bad

[fading kiln]

did the new gta+ benefits release?

[alpine basin]

Ah.. Im sorry to hear you stabbed yourself 152 times in the chest tomorrow 💔

[brittle hatch]

yeah i was bored i wanted to see what i'd do to me

[fading kiln]

try it

[brittle hatch]

tomorrow

[fading kiln]

i’m gonna try it now and tell u the results

[brittle hatch]

ok good luck

[brittle hatch]

guess he dead

[lavish mulch]

[long cobalt]

💀

[prime ibex]

Hi chat

[brittle hatch]

hallo

[west stirrup]

Hallo

[pallid mist]

Hello there

[pallid mist]

Either that or "accidentally" fall from 10th floor apartment.

[prime ibex]

[candid veldt]

wth is neighborhood watch? just a fancy word?

if you load the game by clicking the neighborhood watch options it loads a dead sessions, no map, no radio

ah wow not even menu to go into invite... nothing just force close

[viscid belfry]

Yo, can anyone help me sell my special warehouse crates later today? I need at least two people

[rancid parcel]

El eff gee

[daring bobcat]

went for an all white look for the new cop car, what do you think?

[opal rock]

Be nice if we could see the fkn thing

Dark asf

[opal rock]

That’s better

Looks alright

[daring bobcat]

wanna see the rest?

[opal rock]

Sure

[daring bobcat]

fib car

the tax wright off

bike and off-road

the boss's truck

plus one or two others

[opal rock]

Nice

[west stirrup]

Spice

[candid veldt]

if you start with a good chip amount

[opal rock]

Lucky

Last time I played slots I lost about 2mil

[fossil dagger]

Same post two times

they are really playing with us

[eager agate]

are you sure?

I see only one

[fossil dagger]

Deleted now but yeah it was two

[west stirrup]

Ankh you very much

[candid veldt]

62% of 8 hours

to finish drops

[nocturne fossil]

i feel like i prefer the og buffalo cruiser

[fading kiln]

hey

i’m at the hospital rn idk why

[nocturne fossil]

i thought it was people on pc booting me off xd

[alpine basin]

Session stability is very low and sessions usually break after someone enables something script related, which can be any random events or activities as well

[hollow glade]

Like the whole later half of stream yesterday was testing this shit

I thought it literally closed ur game but if its disconnects idec since I still get to further keep 2x import export and snow lul

[rancid parcel]

Gta not trying to destroy itself with bugs after every update challenge: impossible.

[nocturne fossil]

i cant even turn off events now

so annoying

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

there is always gonna be something important thats just broken till the game inevitably gets shutdown

ah and it happened to me just now

i dont mind getting kicked for scripts but events?? :(

[alpine basin]

If they want to fix it, they could also just leave it

[nocturne fossil]

it seems like sc displays typing errors now too?

[alpine basin]

Yea, most commonly I think the business battles are crashing peoples sessions more often as they occur the most, same with the knoway taxis

[nocturne fossil]

well that extends the reason to hate knoway

[lavish mulch]

so online is brokey?

[nocturne fossil]

public sesh

only

[daring bobcat]

its always broken

[lavish mulch]

noo, never

[alpine basin]

Or sessions that have more than 5 people, even invite and crew

[lavish mulch]

good thing i only play inv

[nocturne fossil]

i think iam done for now

time to go and grind on my main

[lavish mulch]

maybe they're scared of you and leave

[nocturne fossil]

oh they should be

iam the mighty ceylon

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

some guy was camping new my office to kill me

so i took the savage and showed him heaven

so many players to to kill me xd

they target the innocent female characters always

[lavish mulch]

i might suffer a bit and do the mercenaries missions progress

[nocturne fossil]

ur still doing that? xD

[lavish mulch]

nope

i just do some that seem easy and yeah

[nocturne fossil]

idk but some friends of mine suffer by helping others do it

[lavish mulch]

i haven't played gta in a while again

[west stirrup]

Do u need help

[lavish mulch]

i hate asking for help

[west stirrup]

Nope

[nocturne fossil]

dont ask for help

ask someone to join

[lavish mulch]

im so good

[nocturne fossil]

i dont thank people for helping

only joining

[lavish mulch]

they thank you for giving them the opportunity to suffer

[nocturne fossil]

cuz i do most of the work

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

shouldn't they do most of the work so you keep all the stats

[nocturne fossil]

true but i was a stubborn individual

[lavish mulch]

was?

[nocturne fossil]

i still did most of it on my own

[nocturne fossil]

FINE

i am

[lavish mulch]

is the jetpack good

[nocturne fossil]

buy it

[lavish mulch]

and fun

[nocturne fossil]

can dodge rockets

its fun

[lavish mulch]

gonna do it solo

and then leave cuz it's 1am

[nocturne fossil]

i have no weapons on it

so i can go passive mode and spectate people xD

[lavish mulch]

same

the avanger? 😭

[untold dock]

thruster is good for flying under the map

[nocturne fossil]

any purpose for it?

i only go under map during og heists with bike

[untold dock]

uh

maybe some glitches

idk not really

[nocturne fossil]

this correction thing must be from this update for sc i think

wall where

[nocturne fossil]

u got cop outfit?

[lavish mulch]

im just hovering above and killing everyone in the first mission

nope

[nocturne fossil]

did no-one buy the buffalo?

[lavish mulch]

i got money but that stuff expensive

[alpine basin]

The new one? I've had it but its not very good, didn't even use it when I first got it during the dlc start time

[nocturne fossil]

why is it not good

[nocturne fossil]

unacceptable answer

if u had spare money u will buy?

[lavish mulch]

what do when you leave avenger while it's in autopilot high in the air

[nocturne fossil]

ur cooked basically

u should land it and put the jeep inside

[alpine basin]

all money is spare money but no

[lavish mulch]

i haven't done it yet

but i have a feeling i will

[nocturne fossil]

none of the mercenary missions require u to have it on autopilot

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

i like using the avenger missiles

[nocturne fossil]

i think that costs u accuracy

same with turret

[lavish mulch]

that's fun

[nocturne fossil]

so bombing is ur only goto

[lavish mulch]

guess im not playing the missions anymore

[nocturne fossil]

career progress

[nocturne fossil]

bruh

[lavish mulch]

and i got rpgd by an npc that i shot already

[nocturne fossil]

well actually there is more than just one goon there with rpg

[lavish mulch]

after finding that it costs accuracy then