gta-online-mk2

[hollow owl]

Never a disease if it's tru

[nocturne fossil]

me being the brainless individual that i am

i almost asked if he was the pilot

pilots cant even get out buzzard

xd

[fleet sluice]

they can’t after a certain point

[nocturne fossil]

ik

same with velum

[fleet sluice]

unfortunately my demolition flew to the getaway point in the velum with me before

and then we had to go get the buzzard

was a nice drive halfway across the map

[nocturne fossil]

u dont need the buzzard for the majoirity of the heist

only to finish the mission

[fleet sluice]

nope…but something about needing it to finish the mission made it quite inconvenient

[nocturne fossil]

i was demo

planted proxi mines on noose spawns

[full ledge]

Which is the hardest mission with randoms

[nocturne fossil]

prison break

[full ledge]

Yeah highkey

[nocturne fossil]

that shet actually put me to tears

[full ledge]

Going to the safe in casino with a random squad in casino with a silent and sneaky approach without being detected by guards is impossible too

Its impossible

[nocturne fossil]

which is why u dont do it with randos

[full ledge]

You cant do it

[nocturne fossil]

especially on pc with modded heists

[full ledge]

Every mission with randoms is hard but some missions are not possible with randoms

[nocturne fossil]

oh no ive done og heists with randoms

[fleet sluice]

how does one do modded heists on console!

[nocturne fossil]

i have major control over doomsday and apt heists

except the finale on prison break

[fleet sluice]

anything is possible, however if you want efficiency then definitely not

[nocturne fossil]

sir he is on pc

and i was replying to him

[fleet sluice]

yes i know, that was a joke

[full ledge]

Trust me there are some missions you cant finish with randoms

You basically cant

[untold dock]

pb locked in first person

low and slow

[nocturne fossil]

i did the achivement it was quite fun

watching everyone complain xd

the worst part was having to redo it again for other characters :(

[fleet sluice]

some aspects of this game were just not meant for first person. prison break is one of them

[nocturne fossil]

true

but i did try the demo and pilot role with no isse

humane labs pilot

[fleet sluice]

humane pilot is pretty fun ngl

[nocturne fossil]

getting the landing requires some experince and prediction

also dodging missiles

the grind was real

i still used the vigilante on some preps too and u cant see much

had to break off the doors when time was available

[dense cliff]

Hi everyone

It's been a while

[untold dock]

hi user

[nocturne fossil]

time buy earrings for my male character

never bought them before for him

back when i started gta my male character looked so innocent

[north marten]

Never really use low riders so was shocmed this is now a thing lol

[nocturne fossil]

try the convertibles too

which one of u folks have the doomsday hoodie?

[west stirrup]

Which one

I might

[nocturne fossil]

there is only one hoodie

[west stirrup]

Uhh

[nocturne fossil]

Uhh

[west stirrup]

I forgot what it looks like

[nocturne fossil]

i think most people have it

but the jacket is a bit rare

[prime ibex]

Reqs for it?

[nocturne fossil]

novem2022 FOMO

[west stirrup]

Oh yea i think i have them

Or.. had them old my old acc

[nocturne fossil]

so no-one here has the jacket?

except for prodacian, oreo and lobster

i mean rolex

[rancid parcel]

Me

||In my dreams||

[west stirrup]

I do but it's in someone elses hands

So.. i have it

[nocturne fossil]

u had me in the first half

[prime ibex]

I got it

[nocturne fossil]

this jacket

also the gun details make me drool

(Property GOVT SA USA)

love how they added the caliber round even for the older ak7.62 while the carbine has it as well with5.56

[untold dock]

very details yes

[west stirrup]

[nocturne fossil]

it aint much but i do appreciate whatever details we got

[nocturne fossil]

pls dont make this weird

👁️

[rancid parcel]

Who's we

[nocturne fossil]

Everyone one literally who plays or played the game

[rancid parcel]

[prime ibex]

Me and @nocturne fossil

And Levi

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[prime ibex]

U cant fire the boss

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459372304269312051/1459612009313079357/attachment.gif

[eager flare]

Nah it was bad bro, I kept killing the guard within earshot of the jugg

[nocturne fossil]

look up a tutorial or sum

also learn how to kil the jugg

[eager flare]

I know how, I was just screwing up

[nocturne fossil]

i upload sum of deez so i can bring them up again

[eager flare]

Yeah thats what I always do, I just did it too soon

[nocturne fossil]

wth is this?

stinger tt would love this

[prime ibex]

War

[eager flare]

Thats not lebron mb

I didnt look close enough 😭

[prime ibex]

Wtf thhis

Looks fun to drive

Cant lie

[nocturne fossil]

the type of stuff worth blowing up or orbing

[nocturne fossil]

its not you loose aura driving that lump of lard

[prime ibex]

😭

[nocturne fossil]

random doomsday npc in act2=

"you have only come here to taste ur own tezticles"

gets me laughing everytime

[rancid parcel]

The guy doing the VA must having the time of his life

Same goes for the Merryweather and Noose

[nocturne fossil]

oh for sure lol

[silk shuttle]

"come, friend, i have a knife for you"

implying the friend doesn't have a knife already. and what good would a knife do in long range gunfight anyway?

[full ledge]

😭

[full ledge]

Is this the principe fagio?

[quaint belfry]

[full ledge]

[nocturne fossil]

faggios is a vehicle for angels

this one is for satans

[full ledge]

Nvm this is attack a taco van

[mild hearth]

Faggio is really fast and has really good weopons

[nocturne fossil]

and hell it has so many mirrors

[mild hearth]

Yes

Perfect for pvp

[nocturne fossil]

griefers can see the reflection of their sad miserable life :)

[mild hearth]

Yes and some random guys get epilepsion from seeing it

[rancid parcel]

Finally, a worthy opponent.

[mild hearth]

I think fagio easily kills 10 raijus with 10 mk2s

[full ledge]

faggio is a nightmare for griefers

[nocturne fossil]

man i got so many lvl1000s in my friendlist

they join when i ask if they wanna play

but then they realize that iam hosting survivals and they dip so quick

[mild hearth]

I have the faggio sport

[full ledge]

dangerous bike

[fading kiln]

yall think this is a good offer or better one might come?

[mild hearth]

This is a good offer u need it before gta6

[untold dock]

it's not gonna be any cheaper from official stores

[fading kiln]

hmm

[untold dock]

15 bucks is just about as low as it ever gets

[fading kiln]

might buy it soon

though this will be like a

future-proof purchase

since it’s very likely im replacing my ps5 with a pc

like

later this year

[mild hearth]

Great

[eager agate]

I remember buying legacy for 11 bucks

Enhanced doesn't have that kind of sale?

[nocturne fossil]

i bought several accs for free based on the epic games sale back from2020 may

if it werent free back then id be starting gta around last year or the year before that

[west stirrup]

Buy it buy it

[rose latch]

later this year the next game will also come out, lol

[rancid parcel]

Pretty sure back then the Criminal Enterprise was a separated purchase now its comes with the game forcefully with an increased price.

[nocturne fossil]

they gave the epic games free offer with the criminal enterprise pack xd

i still have a pink turismo in my garage

and that crappy dune FAV

omnis E-gt

and the cash fac

[eager agate]

I got it with the ce pack tho

Free office free bunker stuff like that

[nocturne fossil]

free compact rifle, launcher

marksman

those bonuses still stick through on enhanced too

paleto bunker was dreadful but beautiful

[rancid parcel]

This generation is doomed.

[fierce mason]

We know

[tame holly]

low levels using explosive and blowing up the convoy cuz they explode it too close

I love them

[fading kiln]

okay

[west stirrup]

Yes

[fading kiln]

yes

[west stirrup]

Yay

[fading kiln]

anything for happy levi

[quaint belfry]

Says every generation ever

[mild hearth]

true

but im not doomed

[rancid parcel]

You're part of doomsday so you're doomed.

[mild hearth]

shitt

but im not myself

i like protecting anybody i have protectors

[green fractal]

Can you clear PSN chat?

[untold dock]

i have no idea

[fading kiln]

what

[green fractal]

2 party chatted, then can you clear PS chat?

I mean, both sides messages.

[fading kiln]

idk

i don’t chat on ps

[green fractal]

[twin drum]

what do yall reckon is actually the single worst thing on the casino wheel

besides like an ammo refill from mystery prize

the 2500 RP reward is nigh worthless imo

(guess what i just got)

[candid veldt]

ammo and rp

and snacks

[untold dock]

you can get a single bottle of pisswasser

[candid veldt]

the worst is the mystery when it gives you rubbish

also anything in the community this week is an actual race with turns? and not some weird event?

[tame holly]

U can remove ur side and leave the conversatuon, not sure it deletes both tho

Probably not

[tame holly]

Community series races
Look inside
Face to face mega rampe and strightline

[twin drum]

what actually causes lobby splits

like where you're in a 25 player lobby and then 15 people leave and you're left with 10

surely it's not the same as a disconnect since then you just end up alone

[nocturne fossil]

so true lel

[untold dock]

why you are stalking

[nocturne fossil]

its easiest one incase of a fckup its hard to snipe

[nocturne fossil]

stalking?

[untold dock]

lurking streams never saying anything

maybe i'll come up with some stupid blg to snipe sandy easier

idk what on though

[nocturne fossil]

one day ill say something

[untold dock]

i believe you can do it

[nocturne fossil]

i need courage

iam introvert this chat aside

[nocturne fossil]

wat is going on here

very sus

[rancid parcel]

Manhunt

[nocturne fossil]

gta6 aint even out yet and they aready......

[north marten]

Guess he really does not want that dnf

[nocturne fossil]

we should admire these peoples persistance

look at him go without the rear wheels

so brave and glorious

ruben_god is a pro

he needs more glazing

if it was me i would rage quit and alt f4 and goto sleep

[nocturne fossil]

@quaint belfry sup

[quaint belfry]

Holy cow

[nocturne fossil]

[viscid belfry]

Bruh what in da hell is going ton there?

[nocturne fossil]

saving a bit of time by yanking to boat to the compund instead of cutting the grate

[viscid belfry]

And where is this boulder located exactly? That would save some time ngl

[nocturne fossil]

still need keycode tho

[nova monolith]

Clutched up so hard

[viscid belfry]

I’m assuming you have to hit it a very specific angle?

[nova monolith]

Slipstream broken

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

so its a bit of rng cuz the waves can change ur boat angle but u should get it 75%of the time

[still bobcat]

i wouldnt say its very specific but it is specific and theres an element of rng if you get unlucky on the waves

[nocturne fossil]

thats what i just said

[nocturne fossil]

low levels are built diff

i was driving my go kart and this low level shoots me for no reason eventho i wasnt close to him

he came to me and shot me and so i shot him back

[nocturne fossil]

but he kept coming

[nova monolith]

They just be shooting anything that moves

[nocturne fossil]

and thus i shot him everytime he moved but he didnt give up either ;o

[quaint belfry]

i think i got scammed

[nocturne fossil]

i think it was before that

[quaint belfry]

they changed it?

[nocturne fossil]

compare this

[nocturne fossil]

to this

see the map

[quaint belfry]

I missed it

[nocturne fossil]

[quaint belfry]

[brittle hatch]

hallo

[wintry ermine]

I hate catch up more than slipstream

[tame holly]

Pls R* either remove catch up, make it MUCH weaker or make boosted the default one in 6

cuz at least that one needs some skill for braking distances

[wintry ermine]

Catch up should boost last place or boost people a certain amount of time behind, not handicap first place's engine

[tame holly]

So boosted catch up ?

Cuz that just boosts the top speed of the people in lower spots, it doesn't affect the leaders

[wintry ermine]

Ya or the second thing I said which would benefit all slower drivers

Cuz boosted can boost someone thats not that far behind ya know

[tame holly]

yeah, basically R* needs to nerf catch up to hell

thats the main reason i hate those highway run races, catch up is too strong and makes it boring

[wintry ermine]

I played a random all that went all the way around the map and they turned off catch off

Full lobby, I managed to escape the initial chaos and then just stayed by myself the rest of the race

Those are the kind of races where catch up isnt that bad imo

Cuz if youre unlucky, the game will just slow down people up ahead for u

[eager agate]

Then what's even the point of trying to get first place

[wintry ermine]

Random all races are based purely on luck, not skill, so you're not really trying to get first place

[brittle hatch]

the khamelion/hotknife are still a thing ?

[nocturne fossil]

why did wall leave

must be a hiatus vacation type thing

[opal rock]

Just before she left she said “that bloody Ceylon is doing my nut, I’m outta here”.

[nocturne fossil]

[opal rock]

Ikr

[nocturne fossil]

🧢

[opal rock]

I was thinking how has a curry upset you this badly

But now I see your name is Ceylon

So idk

[nocturne fossil]

-_-

[opal rock]

No ofc I jest

Idk why

Something to do with crews perhaps

[nocturne fossil]

must be referring to someone else xd

[nocturne fossil]

ok

the thing is she has gone in and out before as well

[opal rock]

Yeah no biggie

[nocturne fossil]

i may not have been talking in this chat but ive seen wall speaking here during the last few years

she just goes in and out

prolly to avoid pings and distractions

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[quaint belfry]

[lavish mulch]

what the hell is this

[nocturne fossil]

judging you xd

[lavish mulch]

[north marten]

only rolled once

[tame holly]

humane labs with a lvl 32 surely he wont cause issues

[nocturne fossil]

colleteral damage on pvp

[nocturne fossil]

u only have urself to blame if u didnt leave while he assigned himself as pilot

[tame holly]

nah he is ground team

i'm gunner

and at least he put the heavy armor on

[full ledge]

@nocturne fossil the last jammer was here😭

finally bro

[nocturne fossil]

like i said xd

[full ledge]

deadass I shot it

[nocturne fossil]

this was all on you and not the games fault

[full ledge]

idk whats the issue with rockstar

[nocturne fossil]

confirm that u shot it

[full ledge]

BRO I SHOT IT

[nocturne fossil]

buggy game look twice and confim its history

[full ledge]

maybe the game was not saving for me

[nocturne fossil]

now u have avi

[nocturne fossil]

i used a sparrow and spammed missiles at em

[full ledge]

extra 5 secs

idk if its useful

[full ledge]

sparrow missiles are dogshit

[nocturne fossil]

are they?

they get the job

[full ledge]

when I scoped them out for the first time I used sparrow

[nocturne fossil]

and i freeaimed them

[full ledge]

thats why I might missed this one

[nocturne fossil]

idk i used helicopters

depends on the experience on helis

[full ledge]

do you get a cutscene or smth after destroying every jammer

I got nothing

I got only a message from lester and 50k

[lavish mulch]

if i get armour automatically in a mission do i lose the "complete the mission without using snacks or armour"

oh the answer is no which is good

[tame holly]

I left pilot kept landing the chopper on the parking lot and not go towards the beach + low level ground team drowned

And i did say to him to press left dpad for rebreathers and the exit is at the very but no lets not listen to the level 500+

[lavish mulch]

I've never done the og heists except the first 2

[plucky burrow]

use the elevator

[candid veldt]

25min to get DNF 🙁

it was hillarious tho, one of the bumpy transforms, dowhill and back in plane

omg the curvy oval one is amazing fun

ah yes, why did I pick shotaro?

Deep Blue is giving nausea 🙁

[craggy mica]

45k in 4 mins 🫪

[candid veldt]

yeap

[lavish mulch]

i drove my vigilante into the ocean

on purpose tho

[full ledge]

this would've done numbers in 2016

wtf is the issue with battleye

[lavish mulch]

how do i change my favourite bike

[full ledge]

they keep kicking me when I want to do my casino

[nocturne fossil]

go afk in ur fav bike for days

[lavish mulch]

i've been driving the mk1 more than the mk2 but it's still not the fav

time to speedrun cluckin bell

[loud pebble]

because you haven’t driven the mk1 more than the mk2

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

awful car

[lavish mulch]

[west stirrup]

watch your tone

[lavish mulch]

i wish there is a mute button for npcs

[nocturne fossil]

fr lol

[viscid belfry]

Wat is that sticking out of the bottom?

[lavish mulch]

grill

[nocturne fossil]

must be the grill but usually some cars fall in shambles when used in Rstar editor

the draguar has doors revolving

the eudora has parts flapping around

many more examples

[full ledge]

good car

why is finding a teammate for diamond casino heist harder than the heist itself

[nocturne fossil]

just get the minimus man that car is buggy af

[nocturne fossil]

its not

goto lfg and ask?

i always get people

[full ledge]

lfg only need money

they dont have experience

wasted a whole hour just to look for a teammate and couldnt find any

[viscid belfry]

Bruh lmaoo

[proven heron]

ceo assistant is hot ngl

[nocturne fossil]

jeez this chat has been inactive for several hours

tis is unacceptable

wake up

[west stirrup]

no

busy me

[nocturne fossil]

unacceptable

pffft

[west stirrup]

nop

[nocturne fossil]

other peoples trash

i like f1s on some vehicles tho id never use them on mine

[nocturne fossil]

this one looks sick but cant driveby :(

[silk shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1437020995012526160/cosigned.gif

[west stirrup]

lf no bennys vomit

good shit

[plucky burrow]

gta more like cba

[nocturne fossil]

low level exists=

[nocturne fossil]

me= " lemme flex as hard as possible "

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[west stirrup]

r

[sleek prism]

Finally

[nocturne fossil]

[north marten]

holy fuck

[tame holly]

Can u start the lowriders missions from the pause menu or are u forced to do them in order everytime ?

[lavish mulch]

it would be really fun if you have to do them in order

[plucky burrow]

buy bmx

[rancid parcel]

already have dozens

[hollow owl]

Then get more

[rancid parcel]

no garage slots

[hollow owl]

All filled with mk2s

[rancid parcel]

and you get back to work

[hollow owl]

No

Nearly April Fools

[tame holly]

i didn't find them, despite my career progress tab saying i alr completed them all

could be blind tbh

[lavish mulch]

nobody plays them

[fierce mason]

Replaying all the gta games from 3 to 5 for 6

[neon acorn]

hi peeps

[fierce mason]

Hello

[neon acorn]

grr this ain’t GTAO related..

[neon acorn]

Expected from Martol71

[opal rock]

There’s always one

[neon acorn]

You flipped the car man

Smh

[fierce mason]

One of what?

[opal rock]

Complainer

[fierce mason]

Fair enough

Although i am suprised it is transient

I expected athena or larzy

[full ledge]

song name

this song is goated bro I forgot what its called

[fierce mason]

I have no idea
GTA 3 is the one i have least experience with

[full ledge]

its underrated

vice city is good too

better than san andreas

[fierce mason]

I have played all of them and equally love them
although if i was to rank them
It really san andreas at a S tier
Its just perfect

[rancid parcel]

what about 6

[full ledge]

san andreas and vice city are S tier for sure especially vice city

[fierce mason]

Until its out
We are not exactly sure

[full ledge]

I wish I know how you can download these games now

hard to find them now

[fierce mason]

I bought them
Like ages ago

[full ledge]

you can buy them on pc?

the og versions

not the definitive

[fierce mason]

Yep

[full ledge]

where

I'll buy this shit idc

[fierce mason]

you cant anymore

My brother bought them like 10 or 14 years ago

[full ledge]

dang

youre so blessed man

[fierce mason]

Yes

[eager agate]

The internet is a great place

[full ledge]

I wont risk it

there is no safe place to get these games from

you can get viruses by downloading them from random websites

[eager agate]

I got all 3 trilogy games on there and haven't got anything bad

[full ledge]

where

where you got them from

[eager agate]

They are sites from my country I don't think you can find them

[opal rock]

Why wouldn’t you just play the remastered ones anyway

Not like they done much to them

Just cleaned them up a bit

[full ledge]

costs money and the og is better

[opal rock]

It’s the same game

How is OG better

[full ledge]

at everythng

[opal rock]

So is legacy better than enhanced?

[full ledge]

the remastered one is better with graphic and fps shit only

[full ledge]

we're talking about a game tha was released before 23 years not gta 5

[opal rock]

That’s the whole point of the remaster

[full ledge]

there is a difference between retro games and modern games

[opal rock]

They’re still retro though they don’t feel modern at all

The gameplay is exactly the same

[full ledge]

nahh

[opal rock]

Just look a tiny bit nicer

[full ledge]

the og one got a whole better vibe

[opal rock]

You obv haven’t played them

[full ledge]

which one

[opal rock]

Any of them

[full ledge]

which the og or what

[opal rock]

The remasters

[full ledge]

I dont give a fuck about them

I want the thing I enjoyed in my childhood

[opal rock]

So you can’t comment on what they’re like then

[fierce mason]

Honestly i own them so there no point in buying the enchanced
Beside you kids these days need to experience the olden days

[west stirrup]

Have you guys played LCS on mobile

[fierce mason]

I should probably buy it at some point

[full ledge]

stay at legacy

or whatever you want

[eager agate]

What's that

[fierce mason]

I mean
I am gonna have a pain recording gta 5 on enchanced so for single player ill be sticking with legancy
Although ill be suprised if i can even record legacy

[full ledge]

yk ball

[west stirrup]

Liberty City Stories

[lavish mulch]

is that the "fake" gta clone

[full ledge]

it was better with ps2 btw

[lavish mulch]

or am i thinking of a diffrent thing

[opal rock]

It’s not fake

Wasn’t it like psp game originally

[full ledge]

its a gta game wdym

by rockstar

[full ledge]

it was on ps2 too

[opal rock]

Like the Chinatown wars

[full ledge]

the stories one was iconic on the psp

but I remember playing them on the ps2

[eager agate]

Think of it as a gta 3 prequel

[lavish mulch]

yeah ik i was thinking of a diffrent thing 😭

[full ledge]

how I landed on this

[lavish mulch]

[fierce mason]

@neon acorn
For your knowledge i dont crash that often
Maybe 5 times in a hour and 30 minutes but not that often

Thank god tuna isnt there to record it all
Wait i am recording

[lavish mulch]

why does the knoway guard has spiderman senses and can know that im about to knock him out and dodges it in the mission clean break

this the 3rd time it happened

[full ledge]

Gta 5 gore is crazy

[wintry ermine]

[mild hearth]

How do u do that

[full ledge]

I did not

[mild hearth]

Ive tried everything to let people get killed better but it is always just dark red or black after u burn them

[full ledge]

You can cut their head in some modes

In some modes gore reaches a level where you see the npc with no skin just his meat and blood

[mild hearth]

I never reached that lrvel

[spice inlet]

what am I reading

and seeing

[rancid parcel]

You're reading English and seeing they discuss about murder

The victim is soon to be a fella named Harry.

[quaint belfry]

Harry potter

[full ledge]

some modes

[spice inlet]

A certain head of security might be it before harry

[rancid parcel]

Is that mod abusing I hear?

[spice inlet]

is this calling a hit I hear?

[fierce mason]

Is this a discussion

[wintry ermine]

No, its an execution

[spice inlet]

[fierce mason]

Fantastic
Anyways gonna go and play gta 3

and record any clips and send them over here

[pallid horizon]

DAE think it's rather silly how MC Clubhouses give you The Lost MC logo as an option when you spend a good chunk of your time in GTAO killing The Lost MC

[twin drum]

if it didnt allow you to, people would cry about being in a motorcycle club in GTA and it not being the lost

[loud pebble]

you’re reading potential killers

[nocturne fossil]

these npcs man

bunch of absolute cheaters

rapid fire and no reload

outside of doomsday and missions too

spawned after hlr elite

and this guy took out a fresh armoured vigi

i mean yeah its my fault for sitting there but i didnt expect a pistol to do that much damage

[fading kiln]

r* isn’t fixing this shi

i’m not gonna call it a bug anymore

i am very convinced that r* devs coded them like this

so that r* has a higher chance to get more money thru shark cards

[west stirrup]

What

[nocturne fossil]

he aint wrong

i belive that to be the case

[west stirrup]

Rapid fire doesnt get fixed which means more shark card sales?

[nocturne fossil]

well when boomers cant shoot and do hectic missions they pay the deal

[merry marsh]

PINCHE PAYASOO

[nocturne fossil]

next time ill punch the payasoo off his chin

[viscid belfry]

Wake up

[nocturne fossil]

iAm aLiVe

but u prolly want others to wake

[west stirrup]

just you

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

wale up

[nocturne fossil]

woah

nobody wales up here homie

only wakes up

time to goto public lobby

[nocturne fossil]

and play game of orbs

cora here or no?

[plucky burrow]

I ate cora

[north marten]

[rancid parcel]

Spit him out

He has a Rolex on

Sell it first

[plucky burrow]

I'm hungry

stop playing with food

[rancid parcel]

You can't chew rolex

Money first hunger after

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

bruh iam fighting with a player and some lvl600 dude is killing everyone in a virtue

gotta hand it to that vehicle it holds its ground

until i mow it down with a minigun xd

how do i kill this guy lmao

he's using the og wall breach

[eager agate]

You can actually wall breach with buffered ledge grab too

And probably applicable anywhere

[nocturne fossil]

that doesnt explain how iam gonna kill him

[eager agate]

Maybe orb him

[nocturne fossil]

while he's in that thing?

i dont think it'll work

perhaps thermal sniping

ah dam he killed me while i was afk

what a loser running away from me

[fierce mason]

Got a question for this channel
I already asked it before but are we allowed to discuss older gta games like gta 3, vc, etc and send clips in them

[tidal yew]

Why not try it n find out

[fierce mason]

I asked before but i just wanna confirm it

[golden sundial]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[fierce mason]

Thanks but i already knew the first 3
But its gonna sound dumb but i dont see any that mention discussing other gta games is allowed or not
Unless if they fall in line as off-topic

[golden sundial]

That it does, it is, at the end of the day, a GTA online channel.

[fierce mason]

Then where do i discuss old gta games if i may ask?

Its gta singleplayer isnt it

[golden sundial]

[fierce mason]

wait community channel is fine to discuss old gta games?
like gta 3, vc, sa and 4

[golden sundial]

Yeah

[fierce mason]

Thanks

[hollow owl]

Wish it was both, don't have a channel for both, not like I'm actively using this channel

Anymore*

[rancid parcel]

Back to work

[hollow owl]

No

[untold dock]

the legendary

[desert ruin]

so cockstar thinks that players in 2026 will do shit for mr. Faber for 30k?

and that's with 2x

how much it gives without it on standart mode, 10 grand?

[west stirrup]

Yes

[rancid parcel]

New players still exist and they're ALOT

What you think everyone in the game are billionaires?

[opal rock]

The math ain’t mathing

[desert ruin]

new players with hands on?

[opal rock]

Congrats

[rancid parcel]

they play with their feet or what?

[desert ruin]

what r u showin'?

[untold dock]

loot

[desert ruin]

in a 10/10 for me this skill is at least 2 points

[full ledge]

my first time getting full coke and full gold

[desert ruin]

by standart mode I mean without 1.5x bonus

that's light mode tbh

[desert ruin]

this isn't full gold

[full ledge]

for duo I mean

[desert ruin]

but full gold for duo is 3...

[full ledge]

enough for duo

[full ledge]

there is 4 in the pic

[opal rock]

Where’s the coke come into it?

[desert ruin]

I see

you can only carry three

[full ledge]

yeah ik

[desert ruin]

[opal rock]

If anything the game is mocking you by giving you things it knows you won’t take

[full ledge]

they gave 2 coke when they knew I will bring a duo

rockstar is smart

[opal rock]

Exactly mocking

[untold dock]

i don't even remember the last time i scoped out anything outside the compound

[desert ruin]

grab a random in lfg

[full ledge]

I dont trust these idiots

[untold dock]

why? less money

even if you had enough gold for 4 people, 3 or 4 are still worse than 2

[full ledge]

for solo ig maybe who knows

[full ledge]

3 is better actually with pink diamond or bonds I reckon

[untold dock]

with bonds 3 is slightly better, with pink diamond it's worse

[full ledge]

No

[untold dock]

yes

[full ledge]

1.97m for trio full gold pink diamond
1.95m for duo full gold pinl diamond

70% gives you 1.97m and 85% gives 1.95m

Without elite challenge btw

[untold dock]

you cannot get those numbers

[full ledge]

Yes you can

[untold dock]

no you cannot

[full ledge]

Trio pays better

[opal rock]

You’ve just made those numbers up lol

[full ledge]

no

[full ledge]

what site is this

[opal rock]

The site

[full ledge]

lemme check

[full ledge]

its just for the leader thta pays less

other players get more

[opal rock]

That’s not what you said originally

[full ledge]

ik I didnt know about that

[opal rock]

And why do we care about the other players?

[full ledge]

but what is this app called

[full ledge]

why not

[opal rock]

It’s not an app https://michald96.github.io/Perico-heist-goods-counter/

[desert ruin]

cayo perico cheats infinite money download

[full ledge]

alright

[desert ruin]

lie, I named the one

[desert ruin]

checked a few other options
why tf doing more players gives less

[opal rock]

Well if you cared about them why would you only give them 15%

[desert ruin]

we kinda need a rebalance

[opal rock]

Because the pot is spread thinner

[full ledge]

I would get another player with me to get free 400k and my friend gets more than what he gets in duo and I only get 30k less

[desert ruin]

I am not asking why as in how this works
I am asking why cockstar thinks this is fair

[opal rock]

You’re either trying to give yourself money or trying to help others

[full ledge]

both

I'm trying to balance this shit

[opal rock]

So take 3 people eveytime and spread the wealth then lol

[full ledge]

do you think we can find a 3rd player

I only have a duo with me

[opal rock]

25 a piece

[full ledge]

he's sleeping now

so I'll just rob coke alone

[desert ruin]

get a random

[full ledge]

no thank you I dont want to fail my elite challenge

[eager agate]

Elite cayo is under 15 minutes which is easy af

Even with a random

[full ledge]

random will alert the guards anyways

[untold dock]

lol'd

[tame holly]

Club penguin supremacy

[full ledge]

why lol

[tame holly]

Side note : i very much prefer people stealing others preps rather than blowing it up, it feels a lot less like griefing

[desert ruin]

let him be delusional

[desert ruin]

I can't win races 😭

[untold dock]

noob

[desert ruin]

if that's the best thing you can say gtfo and do smth useful get a job idk

[desert ruin]

you kinda asked for it

[opal rock]

Noob

[desert ruin]

read my prev message

[opal rock]

“You kinda asked for it”

[desert ruin]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[opal rock]

Do you prefer skill issue

[desert ruin]

none of those

[opal rock]

Get gud?

[desert ruin]

quit treating every question/confession like a reason to roast/troll other people

[opal rock]

It’s not that serious mate

Learn to laugh a little

[desert ruin]

learn to say smth funny then

[fierce mason]

Behave

[desert ruin]

how is this laughable

[fierce mason]

Different humor sense?

[desert ruin]

this is 🫤 at max

[opal rock]

I’ll take a smirk

[fierce mason]

Anyways what is the question so i can solve it

[desert ruin]

I don't think I can specify it
I'm just losing every race I join

[fierce mason]

You should put practice so you can get better at races
That's really the best answer to it

[opal rock]

You’re too kind Martol

I should be like you

[fierce mason]

Then go to gta media

[opal rock]

I was praying you said “noob”

I’m not well

[tame holly]

what car are u using ?

[fierce mason]

Goodluck

[tame holly]

If its those mega ramps or random racing races, its mostly rng so u can blame that

[desert ruin]

yea but
I often lose my position because players ram me or pit-maneuver me and I'm spinning

or traffic
or myself failing to do smth

[tame holly]

Been there, either u get lucky and survive the first turn or u stay back and let everyone crash

with a bit of luck u can pass through without crashing and be easily in the top of the pack alongside clean drivers

[desert ruin]

how to start special vehicle work?

[untold dock]

computer in office

[desert ruin]

locked for me

[untold dock]

steal more vehicles

[desert ruin]

how many

[untold dock]

idk it says on the special vehicle work page doesn't it

[full ledge]

guys I just got 477k from coke

[opal rock]

Makes sense considering you took 2 bundles

[fierce mason]

Steals money

[pallid horizon]

DAE get addicted to this game every couple years or so?

Like staying up way too late and wishing someone would save me from having to work so I can go home and play kinda addicted

[eager agate]

Holy pfp

[desert ruin]

where is this, the hangar?
I don't remember this floor

[desert ruin]

it just says deliver more

btw the whole page is unaccessable

I can't click the icon

[eager agate]

Google it

[eager agate]

It's either you google it or I google it and tell you how many

[eager agate]

discord joining is fixed hell yeah

[oblique sky]

I will never understand the lost MC. I ride into their abandon motel inside a Rhino tank, eliminate all their commanders, and they still think sending men on motorcycles and vans will save them.

[silk shuttle]

vans is I guess bro (they could have fitted an anti aircraft trailer inside)

motorcycles is just stupid

the less of them the better tho

even if they're infinite as it's about sending a message

[oblique sky]

Is the car search command down?

[golden sundial]

Hao bot is down at the moment

[ashen shoal]

So is /voice create
I wonder how long that’s been down for?

[nocturne fossil]

the bot goes down just like that

didnt know that was possible xd

[spice inlet]

finally yes

I tried running everything as admin (launcher/discord) and it fixed the issue

[nocturne fossil]

can any random person join through it?

[eager agate]

yeah

[golden sundial]

Unless it's a friend session

[untold dock]

can you even invite to friend sessions?

because you can't invite to invite only sessions

which makes perfect sense

[golden sundial]

One can surmise by the fact that i had to ask people to tell the host of a friend session to add me that you can

[nocturne fossil]

can a random stranger join my session?

a non friend disc user?

and a non added friend from sc?

what requirements are applicable

[untold dock]

i think it's quite literally anyone who has access to the discord invite

[nocturne fossil]

then

ill never assign my game to disc

feels like a loose end ngl

[golden sundial]

It's not like modders rely on that

[nocturne fossil]

what if servers get breached

oh ye modders too xd

tHeY cAN sTEal OuR dATa

[eager agate]

switch lobby then it's gone

[nocturne fossil]

what if i was afk

i get that its skill issue

ofc i firewall block the game before going afk for longer than 10mins

but iam indeed human and forget stuff

possibilities

[full ledge]

The hangar

[full ledge]

2 cokes is 400-420k, first time getting 470k with coke

[opal rock]

I thought it was supposed to be about that, been a long time since I took coke tbh

I only ever raid the compound

[golden sundial]

Rockstar editing TOS to prohibit VPNs is the funniest shit ever, playing this game is a security hazard

[nocturne fossil]

lmao

[full ledge]

Coke gives you 400k-420k usually but 470k is rare

[full ledge]

Correct me if I'm wrong is 470k from 2 coke rare?

[opal rock]

What was the primary?

[nocturne fossil]

i never read the TOS before but dam i didnt know vpns werent allowed

[full ledge]

I did not steal it yet

But tequila

[opal rock]

You must know what it is though lol

[nocturne fossil]

hey would u like a site that calculates loot in cayo?

[opal rock]

You get a 20% boost on secondaries then

[full ledge]

No ik but I didnt steal it with this pic ofc

[full ledge]

Bro ik the site Im just telling you is 470k from 2 coke rare or not

[full ledge]

Maybe idk

[opal rock]

I do

20 with tequila, 10 with necklace, 5 with bonds

[nocturne fossil]

may i interrupt a bit

[nocturne fossil]

i DEMAND your attention

[full ledge]

I got tequila so

[full ledge]

What

[opal rock]

So you got 20% extra then lol

[nocturne fossil]

use this for future concerns

[full ledge]

I didnt get it back then

[nocturne fossil]

its pretty good can bookmark

[full ledge]

I used to steal tequila with 2 coke and never got boost

[full ledge]

Alright

[opal rock]

Hasn’t always been a boost

Idk when it was implemented

[opal rock]

He knows about the site mate lol

We spoke about it earlier

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt know that he knows about the site till you told me now that he knows :o

but now i know that he knows

[opal rock]

Ok well now you know that he knows that I know that you know that he knows about the site

[eager agate]

every single time I try to race ffs

[opal rock]

Skill issue

[full ledge]

Now I know that you didnt know that I knows about the site till he told you now that I knows 😮

[nocturne fossil]

the game respects your privacy

[candid veldt]

I just go an update for gta 3 😮

[eager agate]

gta 3?

[candid veldt]

prolly r* launcher since gta 5 also got an update

[full ledge]

Wdym by r*

[nocturne fossil]

me playing the og versions of gta

[full ledge]

Just say rockstar

[nocturne fossil]

with fps capped

[full ledge]

How do you get them

[candid veldt]

r* is 2... rockstar is 8

[nocturne fossil]

by friends and other means

[candid veldt]

r* less data, less computing, less networking, less power

[full ledge]

I want the og big 3 man

[full ledge]

Alr

[nocturne fossil]

i got all versions

iam such a chad

[full ledge]

Where you can get them without gettinf a virus

Yk a site or you have folders

[nocturne fossil]

cant say that i belive

rules

"without them we live with the animals"

[full ledge]

Dms🙃

[nocturne fossil]

look i got them years ago

i wouldnt be able to recall where i got them from xd

[full ledge]

Damn

I guess I will download them from a random ahh russian wbesite

[nocturne fossil]

cant wait to go back home and go afk on gtao while i wait for heist invite

[golden sundial]

From who

[nocturne fossil]

from coras friends that is

i usually do heists with that bunch

or help friends out

or help nuubs

they ask " why black wheels? "

for vigi

[eager agate]

hsw peasants

[golden sundial]

How did you get bested by dudes with 8 seconds worse lap time than u

[eager agate]

1st lap I respawned a few times

[mild hearth]

Best lap time but worst overall keep on growing (i never do races only in freeroam against friends)

[eager agate]

I think I was half the track behind them at one point

[candid veldt]

f******** people who dont know some basic dignity in open wheels

so annoyed right now

[nocturne fossil]

basic dignity

why do we expect this from gta players xd

[candid veldt]

not usually no, but you join a 22 laps open wheels with damage

[golden sundial]

Tfw you lose your spoiler on turn 1

[candid veldt]

that did happen, but Im ok with that, since...gta
but after 10 laps, you get from ~25 to 5 and the guy you just pass from 6 to 5 is rage crashing into you

[nocturne fossil]

i thought jigglepin and jiggleheimer are the same person

change ur names ffs

[fading kiln]

i wanted to reply to this but then i didn’t

cause it would be inappropriate

[nocturne fossil]

groundbreak and groundpound are also diff people right?

[fading kiln]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

ground blues and jiggle greens

[fading kiln]

one of the grounds were red

for a moment

[nocturne fossil]

i can recall

[prime ibex]

Ceylon

[nocturne fossil]

tsuna

[prime ibex]

💯

[nocturne fossil]

yo why is humane lab prep not completeing it just restarts

[golden sundial]

Is it key codes?

[nocturne fossil]

nw i just wanted to see if cora was online lol

usually he would answer it

with a different question

[golden sundial]

[nocturne fossil]

just need to host from different apt

i think he gone now i have a diff question to ask

wat is siranium doing in vc

is VC channels fun to listen too?

[golden sundial]

No

[nocturne fossil]

tru dat

i was actually planning on streaming in those channels but some people are toxic lol

i feel too unsafe being there

iam such a softy

[nocturne fossil]

my gawd

legacy looks awful

i dont remember it looking this bad even on best graphics

hey atleast it has clouds

[west stirrup]

Clouds are bad

That block more warmth

They

[nocturne fossil]

atleast they exist properly instead of CD discs

[west stirrup]

[golden sundial]

Gamers when there's no ray tracing

[nocturne fossil]

xD

[west stirrup]

Says the anime pfp

[nocturne fossil]

tbf i didnt use ray tracing even on enhanced

its just the edges are flickering

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

Ur not safe either

[nocturne fossil]

u like wide frank

[rancid parcel]

Where your house at, let me grief it

[hollow owl]

What

[nocturne fossil]

what does MSAA do

[hollow owl]

House?

[west stirrup]

Don’t tell me you’ve jojned the server

[hollow owl]

No

[nocturne fossil]

which ?

[hollow owl]

Not yet anyways idk

[hollow owl]

Nothing

[west stirrup]

It’s possibly redacted

[nocturne fossil]

is it related to gta

[rancid parcel]

Redacted

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

I have no home

I am 'omeless