gta-online-mk2

[untold dock]

all the street shitter gangs have one

[nocturne fossil]

low lvl char

also i have anger issues towards npcs

beat them with the same weapon they used against me

[lucid pewter]

I could never kill a cougar man. I stun them and try to stay away.. they dont know what theyre doing

[nocturne fossil]

ill introduce them to shotguns xd

[lucid pewter]

They are family

[silk shuttle]

my life too depressing

[nocturne fossil]

:(

[nocturne fossil]

i have ptsd

[untold dock]

[silk shuttle]

pepe
not pepe

[nocturne fossil]

clifford goons are such cheaters

during rescue14 i minigunned all the juggs

shot all helicopters and realized the next enemies wont spawn

cuz goons in the helicopters are still alive eventho i RAILGUNNED them

[tough kindle]

He’s fast asf boy

[tame holly]

I know i can get 4/6 of mercenaries solo somewhat easily but shock and awe +Whatever the diving mission is named will br touggh

[lavish mulch]

I hide behind a red truck and aim somewhere else and be completely oblivious to what's behind me

[vocal geode]

[wintry ermine]

Sounds like there arent cougars in missions tbh

[nocturne fossil]

shock n awe is tough to complete solo

i wear the mercernaries t4 hoodie with pride

when i did it solo i had to drop mines and snipe for a long time it was not worth the time wasted doing solo

cuz as a duo i could just afk in avenger and office while a friend gets it done

i hate asking help from people but thats the best way to get by

[tame holly]

oh yeah for those 2 + the raiju one probably, (i don't want to deal with the accuracy on that one) I will lfg it

[nocturne fossil]

why raiju?

just use homing missiles

[tame holly]

Yeah but accuracy

[lavish mulch]

im gonna avoid that one

[nocturne fossil]

bit of rng but u can get it done with missiles

[tame holly]

Oh absolutely, i'd just rather not sit through the 5 mins to even attempt it

[nocturne fossil]

also u can minigun the tank in the base once ur done to regain ur accuracy

or kill a bunch of npcs with headshots after

[tame holly]

read somewhere that it did not work anymore

at least for the tank

[nocturne fossil]

oh crap

[nocturne fossil]

this one works

a friend did this during ulp when i was helping him get the career prog

[lavish mulch]

I shot npcs for like 5 mins it did not help

[nocturne fossil]

well 5mins doesnt matter u gotta shoot alot of them xd

if u happen to miss those shots too its over

[lavish mulch]

gonna choke slam the person who made that stat

[nocturne fossil]

(gulps)

[rancid parcel]

it was me.

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

dew it

[rancid parcel]

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

what's another "easy" contact mission

I've completed 5 of them

[nocturne fossil]

ULP missions

[tame holly]

which ones ?

[nocturne fossil]

jeez someone mentioned clover and i had a stroke for a moment

[lavish mulch]

simeons, madrazo, gerald and i forget the rest

maybe it's 4 i don't remember

[tame holly]

cluckin, know way and ogfa are fairly easy

just a bit grindy cuz of the 5M goal but its not horrible

[lavish mulch]

yeah i somehow completed knoway in 60 minutes even tho i forgot about it and didn't do the last 2 missions for a month

[tame holly]

FUCK I WAS ALMSOT DONE WITH SHOCK AND AWE NO SNACKS

Literally in the last few meters

[tame holly]

ok got shock and awe no snacks, maybe accuracy as well

yup got accuracy as well thats nice

[lavish mulch]

does the stun gun count for accuracy?

[tame holly]

I think so

I know explosives don't count so feel free to abuse them

[lavish mulch]

im also done with the yacht missions

so i've completed 4

[tame holly]

Gl on your remaining ones

[lavish mulch]

might complete kno way, clucking bell and oscar guzman

since they're probs the easy ones

and the rest probs not

[nocturne fossil]

u cant give soldier

u MUST get up!!

ulp mission xd

[lavish mulch]

[candid veldt]

the fmj V has nice brakes

[lavish mulch]

every car can have nice brakes if you hit a wall at the right angle

[sleek prism]

Are you saying a car without brake calibers has breaks if it hits a wall?

[lavish mulch]

open the door and use your foot

[sleek prism]

Damn, wild west style

[lavish mulch]

or bike style

[untold dock]

perfect parking space

[daring bobcat]

you cant park that there pal

[sleek prism]

And front of police station

[hollow glade]

U kinda notice that when going back to the Niobe’s brakes

[full ledge]

This is me in the bunker

[untold dock]

okay, you've had your fun

[lucid pewter]

I get a warning like every other day when can i expect to get banned

[turbid turtle]

tomorrow obviously

(I don't know)

[nocturne fossil]

depends on the warning

raptor would msg u

i have never received a warning yet cuz iam a distinguished gentleman

[nocturne fossil]

how would i know this you may ask?

well people in this server themselves told so

[rancid parcel]

He got muted yesterday so hes not clean.

[nocturne fossil]

ah

[nocturne fossil]

after like 3warns he gone

he must've said something outragoues to get a warning

[hollow owl]

Bro got starboarded

[tame holly]

ok got shock and awe fully done solo (50% damage was done on easy)

only falling in left

[rancid parcel]

Get back to work

[hollow owl]

I'm good

[rancid parcel]

goos

Goose

[hollow owl]

I have or had a vid of that duck with Without Me in the background

Noooo I don't have it

[rancid parcel]

Goooooos

🪿

[hollow owl]

I have this

[tame holly]

just did mercenaries t4 pretty much solo

Only lowriders left for contact missions and that requires lfg

[lavish mulch]

that's the reason I won't do the lowriders

[tame holly]

tbf it doesn't seem that bad since its not restricted vehicle wise

its just that it requires lfg

[nocturne fossil]

lowrider peaceful offerings

i did it with lfgs peeps and coras friends

easily done

a bit hard when lfg peeps keep dying

i forgot the name of the finale lowrider mission

if its peace offerings

[tame holly]

Anyway i'm getting drunk until i get under the influence rn

lets go, got it

[nocturne fossil]

prison elite can be carried even with lfg randoms with the right roles ofc

as long as they know the heist in basic terms that is

[tame holly]

ah making griefers mad is a beautiful thing

[nocturne fossil]

not beautiful its more so thrilling and fun

[tame holly]

nah its just a nightshark and mk2 noob

But he tried to blow up my bunker sell (and failed) so its free real estate

[nocturne fossil]

exactly there is nothing pretty bout it

its a game of toxicity

i have so much fun pissing them off

throwing flares while being in a nightshake makes it worse for em

[mild hearth]

raiju and b11 are perfect

they should make a physic to see how many mk2s u have killed

[full ledge]

I bought the mk2

got 2k only

[mild hearth]

grind cayo again

[full ledge]

I will grind casino instead

got some setups ready

[mild hearth]

or doomsday

[full ledge]

I cant do it yet

[mild hearth]

why

[full ledge]

have to grind for the facility to get it

[nocturne fossil]

ah crap my bike fell off inside the bank

didnt think the ground was invisible lmao

[untold dock]

why are raiju griefers so shit

this guy tried to destroy my nightclub cargo, just slowly descending like i can't hear him

railgunned his ass and booked it to the last drop off

[candid veldt]

I had one crashing into my weaponized ignus

ignues 1 - 0 raiju

[untold dock]

trying to jump me by pretending to be friendly?

gonna have to try harder than that

[pallid mist]

Always be sceptical especially in GTAO lobby

[golden sundial]

One time I was just driving around and bro in a raiju started attacking me with mg's and missed, when I got out of the car to fight back bro flew away

[pallid mist]

Lol same thing happened to me yesterday, theres this bloke who thought I was a newbie with my lvl 27 acc and bloke using Raiju VTOL near the bloody ground and I kill that bloke, then eventually joining his lobby again with my main acc and blast him over and over good times xd.

[north marten]

love how their car got insta impounded

[lucid pewter]

bloke

[fast bridge]

W event week

[untold dock]

L event week

[candid veldt]

total L

[tame holly]

i will just do community series races

[true scarab]

what's ther weekly bonus for tomorrow??

[nocturne fossil]

what we got?

[untold dock]

garbaj

3X GTA$ and RP

Community Series (6X for GTA+ Members) 

Special Vehicle Work

Money Laundering Missions for Hands On Car Wash, Higgins Helitours, and Smoke on the Water 

2X GTA$ and RP

Mr. Faber Work (4X for GTA+ Members) 

2X GTA$

Hands On Car Wash Safe Income

free phantom wedge is p nice for those that don't have it though

[nocturne fossil]

will miss the gerald jobs

[untold dock]

i played about 3 of those

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt play much of them either but will still miss em

didnt have much time to play em with heists invs

[nocturne fossil]

topic switch but during pac why do they pull the phone out?

[untold dock]

who is they

[untold dock]

to take a cool picture

[nocturne fossil]

most heisters

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam so its just a simple gesture

i thought it might help load faster or sum

[nocturne fossil]

defo a mod menu user

[golden sundial]

Being given levels by a modder is the worst

Like God forbid you have your headphones on that day

And they give you a million collectables

[nocturne fossil]

i understand that back in2023 a big crisis happened and it was out of control but

[golden sundial]

[nocturne fossil]

why keep playing there

also the collectible things

[nocturne fossil]

i have no idea why people goto public lobbies lmao

all the legit lvl1000s ik just jump there without a second thought

[prime ibex]

What happend ceylon

Why u dont have nothing besides ur name

[naive zenith]

2x car wash safe income

I know damn well I'm making bank for passive income

Since I have everything but a medium vehicle warehouse

[nocturne fossil]

i did for a while and forgot

also

how do i get rid of this crap

[full ledge]

There was a dude who got level 82k

[nocturne fossil]

i turned if off using map preferences and it comes back up

[nocturne fossil]

sadly

[untold dock]

yeah hiding events just does not work

[nocturne fossil]

bruh the option used to work years before

unreal

[nocturne fossil]

when playing gta this is what my task bar looks like

[lavish mulch]

why you need 2 browsers for

[full ledge]

spotify?

[nocturne fossil]

one for disc

the other for youtube

[untold dock]

one for the bitches and one for the dough

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

its either spotify or youtube

otherwise its a bit heavy on the pc

[lavish mulch]

i use firefox for everything and chrome for spotify

[nocturne fossil]

thats nice too but i want to be able to alt tab quick

if i wanted to i can use the short cut to switch tabs too but ya know

ctrl+tab

[full ledge]

Firefox?

Why

Its 2026 not 2016

[lavish mulch]

cuz i like it

[untold dock]

what else would you use

[lavish mulch]

i wanted to use brave but the ram usage spikes while im playing a game so

[prime ibex]

Firefox is better

[nocturne fossil]

firefox is chad

i might just use disc there tbh xd

[lavish mulch]

i like the logo

[lucid pewter]

Internet explorer✌️

AND CHROME

[nocturne fossil]

continuation from before xD

except i dont like this npc

[twin drum]

holy crap the upcoming weeks bonuses are dogwater

[lavish mulch]

that's fun to hear

[untold dock]

waterdog, the dog with the water on it

money laundering 3x isn't actually that bad if you block the stockade mission

105k per mission

[lavish mulch]

what's special vehicle work again?

[twin drum]

the ones on the office laptop

to unlock the special vehicles trade prices

[lavish mulch]

oh

nobody ever does them

[twin drum]

just like every other mission that pays poorly

that isnt saying much

[lavish mulch]

[twin drum]

the car wash safe having 2x income is almost insulting tbh

i already hate having to go empty that every 3 ingame days

now you have to empty it every day or you lose income on the second day cause it overfills

[untold dock]

i just empty when full

not worth the extra effort to save 3k

[twin drum]

but this week it's gonna be like what, daily 65k

so on the second day you only get 35k cause it fills at 100

or am i mistaken

[untold dock]

my income is like 26.5k

i don't have a small or medium warehouse, document forgery is shut down and smoke and higgins are always at max heat

[twin drum]

mines like 29k or something like that and I think the max is like 32

it's just kind of an ass safe to be 2x since its capacity is so low

I don't even get why it's so low since it has the stupid heat mechanic associated with it

meanwhile nightclub safe is piss easy to keep up, it makes almost double the income, and has 2.5x the capacity

or agency that just unconditionally gives you 20k and will never go down again through popularity or heat or anything, and also has 250k capacity

why's the car wash 100k ffs

at the end of the day they're all peanuts anyway but still

[lucid pewter]

We got mr yaps over here

[nocturne fossil]

lowkey missed the times of heist week

[rancid parcel]

How good is Overflod Suzume?

[eager agate]

electric so ass

[rancid parcel]

Does it have hsw?

[eager agate]

no

[rancid parcel]

Shame

[hollow owl]

Mid ngl

Not even mid

[rancid parcel]

Still a fine addition to my Agency

Its full of electric cars

[nocturne fossil]

its a nice car imo

not performance wise

but looks good and drives okay

it perfectly fits you too and iam not joking

[nocturne fossil]

what a shame

a nice car ruined with handling flags

[rancid parcel]

How

[nocturne fossil]

for someone who doesnt care about performance and stuff it just fits

it has the looks

[rancid parcel]

What the-

[nocturne fossil]

and isnt the most shet car to drive

[rancid parcel]

I want both looks and performance fyi

[nocturne fossil]

well not every car perfoms superb

[nocturne fossil]

thats why i own this piece of scrap metal

its good for wheelie and looks but aside that it has nothing more to offer

[rancid parcel]

Then make one.

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

[nocturne fossil]

i like this car more

[eager agate]

phoenix huh

[nocturne fossil]

imperator future shock

[nova monolith]

She don’t want you gang

[sleek prism]

so short wheelie :D

[tame holly]

Holy shit the prize ride can give u colored stock wheels

[still bobcat]

lol the world record hadn't saved yet on this new community stunt race, got 30000 RP for the world record

[west stirrup]

What’s it lookey like

[west stirrup]

THIRTY? Holy crud

[tame holly]

Its paragon s, its bright yellow wheels but u can change the color and it will still apply to the stock wheels when u switch to them

[still bobcat]

yea i think its 5000 RP for a WR lap but since it's 6X RP i got 30000 RP just for lucking out on the random race

[west stirrup]

I always try to get multiple WR’s in one race

Easy levels

[past saffron]

Say what

[turbid turtle]

which one?

[still bobcat]

why

[turbid turtle]

What do you mean why?
I asked which new community races don't have world records yet

I've played four of them and all of them already had a world record

[spice inlet]

you're just late bro

btw how do u guys find community races with other players in it

[west stirrup]

Comm series

[spice inlet]

I see, thanks

[still bobcat]

i played it within the first 10 minutes

[rancid parcel]

!gv

[golden ravine]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @rancid parcel

[sleek prism]

This week again L?

[nocturne fossil]

there was a map that showed how to get all the gold solo i wonder where it is

for casino heist

kinda forgot it for the others aside from the C layout

[silk shuttle]

that sounds stupid, you can't get all gold solo

[nocturne fossil]

not solo

[past saffron]

Is Mr.Faber work actually good or do ppl just talk about it in sattire

[nocturne fossil]

i meant getting all gold as a duo

[silk shuttle]

[nocturne fossil]

iam high

[untold dock]

just, like do it?

it's not very difficult

[nocturne fossil]

no i can do it with AD run and the flash light to trick to adjust the character infront of keypads

in that regard its possible

but i usually dont do this sort of trickery while i play with my noob friends

[green fractal]

I probably sent one before. Dunno where.

I have it on pc.

[nocturne fossil]

lemme check the casino pins

from what i remember in the logical sense was that i had to unlock the left or right doors and then the middle doors prior to collecting gold

[nocturne fossil]

what does this emote refer or mean

[quaint belfry]

Nothing

67 meme actually means nothing

[nocturne fossil]

ah

[full ledge]

67 is a number

[rancid parcel]

it means this generation is cooked

[nocturne fossil]

sadly

[full ledge]

bad week for grinding

[quaint belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

so many people have been coming in and out saying its a terrible week to grind

[full ledge]

it is fr though

[nocturne fossil]

if it was double hangar would you be playing?

any different to this week?

the only reason i even care about doubles is to make sure my friends come online

id still play regardless

[full ledge]

better than mr faber shit

[nocturne fossil]

true

[nocturne fossil]

so this means ur not gonna grind at all?

[full ledge]

I will grind other stuff

better things to do than grinding mr faber

if you ask me what I'm doing I'm finishing my contract for now

[nocturne fossil]

i want cayo survival back

[tame holly]

I think i'm gonna try and attempt the casino story mission career stuff, i will need a vigilante for cashing out but i can see myself do strong arm tactics thanks to kuruma, bad beat will be another story

[nocturne fossil]

bad beat almost made me smash my keyboard but its not as bad as mercernaries

doing no damage and pistols only solo could take a while

[tame holly]

oh yeah, i'm currently looking at the gta series vid for the strats

[nocturne fossil]

it took me a while cuz i had to re-do them for all 7characters of mine

[nocturne fossil]

they do all at once

[tame holly]

I alr have loose cheng and house keeping done for the challenges, need pistol only for play to win

[nocturne fossil]

dont do that

focus on one first

[tame holly]

oh yeah, its just for some strats

[nocturne fossil]

do pistol solo and get someone for no-damage

if ur doing both solo no damage will be the real deal

[tame holly]

I will do cashing out first tho, cuz its a stealth mission so damage isn't really an issue

[nocturne fossil]

i usually do the hard ones first

so i can enjoy the rest

[untold dock]

bad beat is awful

[tame holly]

yup, i'm keeping it for last for a reason

and it will prob be over multiple runs like for shock and awe (i was lucky to get 80% accuracy at the same time as no snacks)

[nocturne fossil]

use the thermal helm if needed but it for the most part is useless

some people found it useful thus why i say

[golden rivet]

I really hate going up against chinese players in pvp not because of the extreme sweat but the maximum english they know is "Ez" "Boot"(misspelled bot) or a slight variation of Ez like "Ezzzz"

[nocturne fossil]

thats true to some extent

i hated some of the chinese people in public sesh since they used menus as well

but i cant deny that there are some very skillful ones too

ive met a bunch of chinese peeps who were good at the game to the point where i just dont hate at all now

back in like2020 i was beyond pissed

[untold dock]

🤑

[tame holly]

wow so much rp

hmmmmm Wr on community series is a 1:08 in a zentorno, i can prob beat it

15k rp here i come (i hope)

oh wait, catch up

nah it was cheated,

[eager agate]

Are you sure

And what's the track name

[tame holly]

Deep blue

I'm 2min behind it and i sure as hell didn't lose that much

(its also 30s ahead of 2nd which is a stock xa-21 so take that hint for what its worth)

[nocturne fossil]

i played gta yesterday the whole day and kinda miss playing today

watching back on my streams it so funny to myself getting pissed at npcs xd

no wonder i have that many kills on a micro smg

didnt have the ap equiped cuz i dont expect them to cut off every single second

[full ledge]

@nocturne fossil is this a W

[plucky burrow]

only if you bring a friend over

or 2

[full ledge]

yeah

is this good for duo or trio

which gives more

[plucky burrow]

both

[nocturne fossil]

gawd dam

[plucky burrow]

maybe duo

idk

[nocturne fossil]

[full ledge]

4 gold is enough for trio?

[eager agate]

You need 5 gold to have a full gold trio

[full ledge]

dang it that was close

[untold dock]

that's still worse than duo though

[eager agate]

For the host yeah

[full ledge]

yeah I will get a duo

idk who to get though

god damn

[eager agate]

Lfg is the way

[full ledge]

I dont want randoms

[plucky burrow]

or lumbago

[full ledge]

who is lumbago

[plucky burrow]

[full ledge]

its gta not rdr2

[eager agate]

Who isn't random tho

[full ledge]

lfg is full of randoms

[plucky burrow]

you called?

[full ledge]

lumbago?

[plucky burrow]

[eager agate]

Yeah but what's a better way?

[plucky burrow]

grand entrance

top 10

in anime

[full ledge]

oh its you lol

I didnt see your name

[plucky burrow]

[full ledge]

if you can help me hop on

[plucky burrow]

I actually can't

[full ledge]

lumbago are you real

do you exist

[plucky burrow]

this me

[nocturne fossil]

lumbago is going to get some milk from the store

[full ledge]

lumbago?

[nocturne fossil]

✅

[plucky burrow]

if I ever get the owner role I'll play gta for 24 hours

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

what's so funny

it's a serious condition

[full ledge]

oh I believe that you got it already

[rancid parcel]

No

[lavish mulch]

is the lsai vehicle warehouse better than the one at the scrapyard?

[untold dock]

probably

[eager agate]

so the tuners also go faster being at the previous gear of their top gear in drag races

how have I not think of that

[plucky burrow]

I hope you find my weed farm

[mild hearth]

can i have some

[plucky burrow]

yes I have a lot of job

[lucid lake]

[untold dock]

stoop shitting

[west stirrup]

Hi

[lucid lake]

[plucky burrow]

my roblox too shiney

[full ledge]

how about my coke lockup

[west stirrup]

Can i nuke your server once i get in

[plucky burrow]

that would hurt

[rancid parcel]

Im looking at it rn

And it's on fire.

Wonder who caused it.

[plucky burrow]

inhale the fumes

[mild hearth]

I love weed whats your price

[full ledge]

how much you want per kilo

[mild hearth]

For 500 sigarets i can pay 10 mil

[full ledge]

damn I dont have that much of weed

how about 200 cigarettes

[mild hearth]

Make more u can also fill it with coca cola

[full ledge]

that would be dangerous

[mild hearth]

Ima feed it to that half naked guy on cayo

[full ledge]

you want to feed him cocaine and weed?

thats nasty

[mild hearth]

Why

He loves it look at his island

He is el rubio secretly

[full ledge]

feed him weed not cocaine too

[full ledge]

ik

he loves weed

I will give you 40 kilo of weed

[mild hearth]

The fake el rubio is bad the real one in the cage is a good guy

[full ledge]

feed it to him

[mild hearth]

I will

He really has a passion for drugs

[full ledge]

deadass I took a screenshot of him today

this dude right?

[mild hearth]

Yes why did u scare him

[full ledge]

no he was scared already

[mild hearth]

Then give him some weed he needs to chill

Some of the weed u stole from him

[full ledge]

bro I was robbing gold

if I robbed weed I would gave him already till he die

dw

[mild hearth]

I think there should be a gym in the kosakta

[full ledge]

why

whats the point if you cant grow the triceps

get them bigger

[mild hearth]

Idk

[full ledge]

makes sense

no nvm

delete it before rockstar sees this

[mild hearth]

Why does he not have cheeseburgers in island

[mild hearth]

Why

[full ledge]

they would do this shit to give us less money

[full ledge]

he's rich he eats niche dishes only

[mild hearth]

Deleted

I need to go bye

[full ledge]

alright

[north marten]

Great start to the day of community races

[mild hearth]

Nice

[craggy mica]

woah

[candid veldt]

I swear sometimes drag racaes are a hoax

same cars, mine is maxxed out, I do perfect shifts Im first then before nitrous the 2nd place just passes me like nothing and keeps getting further

and my speed is top speed, what am I missing?

[eager agate]

What car vs what car was it?

[candid veldt]

gauntlet hellfire but it happened to me also on the coquette d10

[eager agate]

How about opponent car

[candid veldt]

same

[eager agate]

Maybe they do brake boosting

[candid veldt]

whats what

[eager agate]

Goes faster by braking

[turbid turtle]

slipstream?

also there's a setting that slows down the first car so other can catch up

[candid veldt]

not in drag

going faster by braking

[eager agate]

Logic

[candid veldt]

yea Im reading about it, handbrake shenanigans

[eager agate]

Nah just normal brake not handbrake

Handbrake isn't usable in drag race anyway

[candid veldt]

k, seems too complicated for me to care 😄

[mild hearth]

How do u do that do gods just push u forward

Or is it braking short before next gearshift i know how to do that

[eager agate]

That is a different thing

[untold dock]

cool... thanks...

[turbid turtle]

you got gtaoed

[west stirrup]

I wonder if how easy it is to 100% gta VCS and LCS on mobile

[untold dock]

i just got trolled AGAIN

this worthless piece of shit drowned in ankle deep water

[twin drum]

driving the fav into the ls river is a rookie mistake

[untold dock]

that's literally where the drop was

i usually skip this mission so i forgot how easily this thing kicks the bucket

[desert ruin]

sup guys

missed ya

@alpine basin hi

[alpine basin]

Hello

[mild hearth]

Nice there the money flies away

[nocturne fossil]

calling that shet is an understatment

its far beyond that

[candid veldt]

lol

[north marten]

W

[west stirrup]

woof

[spice inlet]

im bored af if anyone's doing anything lmk

[fleet sluice]

went into a public session and got orbed never even interacted with the guy

[untold dock]

noob

[alpine basin]

Send a bomb to him in the mail

[desert ruin]

hey harry still bored

[nocturne fossil]

for destroying velum

[nocturne fossil]

random car i saw xd

the logo reminds me of the 9mm meme for carguys

[hollow owl]

https://youtu.be/O798JQiY0AA?si=rABnNZ_nDngi6QW-

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

nice one trace

[north marten]

if young ancestors jacket was a car

[north marten]

Atleast he has something to be proud of

[vocal geode]

[tame holly]

Can the enemy chopper stop crashing into the enemies

I kinda them need to not do that for the pistol only challenge

Also just got orbed and a bounty put on me cuz i killed a mk2 user during a buisness battle

[rancid parcel]

They should buff the bounty by raising the price more

Would be alot more interesting consider everyone is a millionaire in this game

[full ledge]

Have you ever seen in your lobby Osamabinboobs?

Mods dont ban me

I'm serious

[rancid parcel]

Kill him.

[full ledge]

He was a orb spammer I cant

[tame holly]

So the chopper did not crash into an enemy, but mr cheng AAAAAAAH

[mild hearth]

yes he grieft me

[tame holly]

At least bad beat is done with pistol only

[lavish mulch]

I forgot to get the rocket voltic

[mild hearth]

no need to it is bad

[mild hearth]

are those vechiles sellable

[rancid parcel]

You cannot sell Special Vehicles

You can customize some of them tho

[mild hearth]

there my money goes

whats free next week are there any speculations

[tame holly]

Nothing outside of podium and prize ride imo

New GTA + bonuses dont count as well

Also just got done with pistol only for casino, only need half damage on bad beat and rest is awards

[rancid parcel]

Doc Forgery x3

And dude

Its only Friday

Calm down.

[hollow owl]

Is it?

I thought that was last week

This was the final week

[rancid parcel]

Buy a new calendar.

[hollow owl]

Never bought one

[rancid parcel]

GO OUTSIDE DAMN IT

Big Ben has a calendar

[hollow owl]

I DO GO OUTSIDE TYVM

[rancid parcel]

Read it

[hollow owl]

I don't live near London

[rancid parcel]

Then live there

[hollow owl]

Money

Gib

[rancid parcel]

No

You're the CEO

Rich

[hollow owl]

True

[mild hearth]

Nice

[hollow owl]

We don't know next weeks weekly update

[rancid parcel]

R* keep that more secret than my dads location

[hollow owl]

Uh

Imma just play MC

[lavish mulch]

ik but it was free

[mild hearth]

i payed 2.6 million if i could sell it i would sell it and rebuy it for free

[spice inlet]

good idea, too bad we can't put this into practice

[rancid parcel]

Should've never bought it in the first place

The cat just sucks.

🐱

[mild hearth]

why it is good for cayo longfinprep

[rancid parcel]

Rocket Voltic cant drag the boat

[lavish mulch]

it can push it

[hollow owl]

I didn't log in to get the rocket voltic

Rip

[oblique sky]

Free Voltic. It took me that just to finally buy a vehicle cargo place xD

OH SHIT ITS A FREE WHEDGE! NEED TO LOGIN!

[untold dock]

i grabbed the free wedge on my second character

it's cool

saves a couple minutes on cayo

[plucky burrow]

@silk shuttle hop on gta

[silk shuttle]

!lfg

[golden ravine]

@plucky burrow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @silk shuttle

[plucky burrow]

more like lfo

or lfd

[silk shuttle]

lfg without the 🪝 on the g

[plucky burrow]

I'm french

[silk shuttle]

still

[untold dock]

[plucky burrow]

is it a group when it's one guy

let's ask the mods

[golden sundial]

Looking for lobsters

[lavish mulch]

my lobster my choice

[spice inlet]

my prawn my choice

[brittle hatch]

[sleek prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366320839410319372/1487107347099684864/image0.png?ex=69c7f024&is=69c69ea4&hm=6ed852ddfb4e15d318022bb685df0c79a251722840d88b45f4d5dca4d471bc33&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366320839410319372/1487107347099684864/image0.png?ex=69c7f024&is=69c69ea4&hm=6ed852ddfb4e15d318022bb685df0c79a251722840d88b45f4d5dca4d471bc33&

[rancid parcel]

no

[plucky burrow]

truthnuke

[rancid parcel]

yes

[rancid parcel]

bye

[craggy mica]

🙋‍♂️

[untold dock]

you know what, this 3x money laundering isn't too bad

made a million in under an hour

[tame holly]

And i am done with casino story missions (apart for the non-host playthroughs but thats easy)

[nocturne fossil]

not related to gta

[opal rock]

It rarely is

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

oh look u dont hve the newcomer thing anymore

[tidal yew]

I was never new

[nocturne fossil]

okay grandpa lets get you to bed

[tidal yew]

I was goin too . Its gettin late

Night night

[lavish mulch]

im sad that i didn't get the voltic that i would've totally used and not forgotten since i have the toreador and the scramjet

[full ledge]

its mid

dont worry about it

the only time you will use it is in community series

[lavish mulch]

ik

free stuff is nice

[nocturne fossil]

buy it

[lavish mulch]

nah im aight

[full ledge]

Never grind for these shite cars

grind for supercars

[lavish mulch]

i rememeber watching a dude with his friends customize this car and drive it to the beach and on chilliad almost everyday when i was a kid

[prime ibex]

Nice childhood memories

I guess

[lavish mulch]

very, good times

[prime ibex]

Ps3 gta was a fever dream

U joined the game searching for a modder to money drop

Then u went to do lts all timr

[lavish mulch]

never played it

[prime ibex]

U missed out

[lavish mulch]

i had a ps3 but i broke it

[sleek prism]

2013 you got Zentorno and tried to avoid players who were holding a sticky bomb out of the car window

[hollow owl]

Driving in reverse in the Zentorno was

[nocturne fossil]

u must be a low level to still be grinding for super cars

i own other stuff than super cars too

[nocturne fossil]

what do u know about these vehicles anyway

these were the cars that came before the better ones

i still appreciate the og vehicles

besides u dont need to call mechanic to spawn em

[full ledge]

Sorry man but who wants a fucking rocket in his car

This shit gonna fly you from los santos to trevor house in sandy shores with 1 boost

[eager agate]

I do

[full ledge]

Ok Tony

[nocturne fossil]

a guy who owns multiple cars without one obviously

its upto u if dont want this unrealistic stuff

i prefer owning all types of vehicles

[covert atlas]

Rocket car is infinitely cooler and more fun than a random supercar

[full ledge]

I mean its fun but for 5 mins only

[full ledge]

when I get the money man

[covert atlas]

If a Rocket Car is only fun for 5 minutes then a random bog standard supercar is fun for 5 seconds

Which honestly is how they’ve always been.
Buy new released car. Drive for 5 minutes. Return to garage. Never touch again

[full ledge]

why is it the opposite man

supercars always fun

[covert atlas]

Probably just desensitized to it now since it’s been so long

Not the same feeling as buying an Adder for the first time 10+ years ago

[nocturne fossil]

then dont discourage people who have money from trying other stuff

its weird to mindlessly buy new dlc cars without liking them

and then drive them for 5mins and ignore them

whats the use?

if u find only rocket cars interesting perhaps then u lost the sense of gta

[covert atlas]

I think its also a case of freeroam just being vastly different to what it was 10 years ago

[nocturne fossil]

to you

[covert atlas]

I don’t think people were flying around in Mk2s and Raijus 10 years ago

[nocturne fossil]

i see people enjoying cars of all types that dont have a rocket strapped to the back

[nocturne fossil]

just because they exist now doesnt mean we disregard normal cars

carmeets exist

we appreciate meme cars

[covert atlas]

I’m not saying anyone does I’m just saying I personally don’t find them as fun as rocket cars

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[covert atlas]

I am a car enthusiast so I enjoy customizing cars and going to car meets as well but it’s not as common as it was 10 years ago, at least for Xbox

[full ledge]

bro I got this car and its shit

[nocturne fossil]

to you

not everyone else who learns to control it

[full ledge]

you ever seen somebody main it in public lobbies?

[nocturne fossil]

no-one is gonna main that when a vigilante exists

[full ledge]

then whats the use of it

[nocturne fossil]

doesnt mean its garbage

[nocturne fossil]

it just exists as an alternative

it serves no purpose but it exists

its not the worst car to drive

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[craggy mica]

hm

[lavish mulch]

vroom

[full ledge]

Which is the worst though

[nocturne fossil]

try driving the arbiter gt

[full ledge]

Alright I will buy it

[nocturne fossil]

atleast u have an incetive buy it for the long wheelies

plus it prooves my point that the rocket voltic isnt bad to drive in comparison to this

[full ledge]

I mean every muscle car is like that

Buffalo stx can do that believe it or not

[nocturne fossil]

oh nah

[full ledge]

Evx too

[nocturne fossil]

i drive muscle cars all the time

[full ledge]

Whats the problem with it

[nocturne fossil]

try it

[full ledge]

How much it costs

[nocturne fossil]

alot with hsw

[full ledge]

I dont even have a hsw car yet

How much it costs

[nocturne fossil]

ask someone to spawn it then

its not worth buying it just for argument sake

[nocturne fossil]

and if ur okay with muscle cars then i dont see why u struggle with a voltic

[full ledge]

I cant control that shit man😭

Trying my best I cant

[nocturne fossil]

[full ledge]

I just got 5 cash on cayo

No gold

No coke

And bonds

Worst run ever man

[nocturne fossil]

u can find baking soda if u scoped other compounds

main dock, north dock and airfield

one should have em

ofc the question that comes to mind is why bother with them?

if they arent close by

[full ledge]

Main dock is hard and takes alot of time

[nocturne fossil]

main dock??

[full ledge]

North dock is just not worth it

Airfield got grass and cash

[full ledge]

Main dock is hard man

[nocturne fossil]

wat

[full ledge]

Did you ever go there

Try to scope it out

[nocturne fossil]

ofc i do

i mostly do cayo solo

[full ledge]

Scoping this shit is so hard imagine robbing it

[nocturne fossil]

otherwise i dont scope

[full ledge]

Me too

[nocturne fossil]

not if u do it many times

ive been doing cayo since it came out

[full ledge]

When I want to do it solo I will scope

[nocturne fossil]

it doesnt take me long to scope

i goto the tower and parachute to main dock

scope/ save outfit and switch lobby

[full ledge]

Last run with @eager flare was good we died 7 times and failed elite challenge but we got full gold and necklace

[nocturne fossil]

thats a bad run lol

[full ledge]

Bro I did it twice

[nocturne fossil]

iam not trying to be an azz but 7times is wild

[full ledge]

Full gold for duo is rare to find

[full ledge]

Bro We died in the fucking weirdest way possible lol

[nocturne fossil]

i used to do cayo alot at a certain point with a team

i dont like doing cayo much in comparison to casino

but i joined em anyway

[full ledge]

Do it with a team its so fun

[nocturne fossil]

they would always do the math on how much to collect

[full ledge]

The thing with cayo even if you can do it solo you will still die with a duo even if the duo is good too

Idk why though lol

[nocturne fossil]

like u can collect 4clicks of cash inbetween 2stacks of gold

[full ledge]

Idrc man enjoyment is better than the money you get

[full ledge]

You can?

[nocturne fossil]

that works

so as a duo if u have 3stacks of gold u can get 4mouse clicks of cash

as duo thats 8mouseclicks of cash

if the bag is full with gold it dont work

[full ledge]

Yeah thats why I was confused

I mean cash is fhe worst shit ever

[nocturne fossil]

so get cash before or after the first stack of gold

[nocturne fossil]

still a nice bit of money

[full ledge]

The only time I rob it is when I cant pay 100k again for lavel to gather intel back again

When I be broke as fuck

[full ledge]

Yeah I always do that when I want to mix

Maybe between weed and coke

[nocturne fossil]

u need to buy stuff u really need

[full ledge]

I bought acid lab recently

[nocturne fossil]

and come to a point u dont need to buy stuff for a while

[full ledge]

And working on coke and cash lockup

[nocturne fossil]

and get rich for backup money

[full ledge]

I cant man idk how though

[nocturne fossil]

i dont do mc stuff

they are dead to me

[full ledge]

What do you do to get millions

Spam cayos?

[nocturne fossil]

cayos, casinos, doomsdays, og heists

knoway, oscar, cluckinbell

[full ledge]

This shit takes forever though

[nocturne fossil]

survivals, deathmatches

[nocturne fossil]

not if u know how to do em

and how to carry players

know what could go wrong with players and how to counter each issue

thats how u get cmms done

[full ledge]

Thats harder than the whole heist

[nocturne fossil]

i know how to play based on how the other player will play

[full ledge]

Your bro can die in the most random way possible man

[nocturne fossil]

as long as they can listen thats all i need

if they cant aim ill mow down the enemies accordingly

[nocturne fossil]

in act3 i just tell them to follow me

i got around destroying all the boxes

[full ledge]

Act 3 duo is easier than cayo duo

[nocturne fossil]

wat

how

[full ledge]

Deadass

I did them both duo

[nocturne fossil]

stop the cap

[full ledge]

Bro wallahi

[nocturne fossil]

act3 is much more serious than cayo

all low lvls are capable of doing cayo duo flawless with elite

otherwise its skill issue no?

[full ledge]

At least in act 3 you just kill and guard your bro when he does them hacks, in cayo you dont know shit about your bro he can fuck up the whole thing

[nocturne fossil]

u forget

u can get rapid fired

in hard mode

[full ledge]

Which heist

[nocturne fossil]

u dont do it much so u dont have the idea

[nocturne fossil]

doomsday act3

cayo is the heist that i can get done with lvl50s

u just need to wack guards in certain places

and the jugg

after that cayo is easy

u need to switch teammates

[full ledge]

My bad got muted

[full ledge]

Act 3 I was guarding my bro and I was so cooked, the guards kept shooting me man they wont stop shooting and I had to wait 7 mins everytime for my bro to finish that hack

[nocturne fossil]

so how is that easy compared to cayo?

see my point?

[full ledge]

Cayo is one of the hardest duo heists because you wont know your teammate next move it could be his last move

[full ledge]

I mean you can deal with them guards

But you cant fix your teammate brain

[nocturne fossil]

same logic goes for cayo

and cayo is far easier

[full ledge]

With a good teammate ofc

[nocturne fossil]

and solo

[full ledge]

I meant that with cayo heist

Doomsday just shoot everyone and thats it

[nocturne fossil]

cayo is also the same tho

[full ledge]

You cant kill everyone though

[nocturne fossil]

why would you?

[full ledge]

I was playing with a teammate and he shot everybody

And he died in 0.1 sec

[nocturne fossil]

thats someone not worth doing cayo with

[full ledge]

I wouldnt my random teammate might

[full ledge]

Yeah exactly

Cayo randoms are worser than doomsday randoms

[nocturne fossil]

tbf since i dont play with randoms for cayo

its either solo or lfg players from this server

i dont quick join casino/cayo cuz of modded heists on pc

[nocturne fossil]

u have a point tho

randoms who tend to join doomsday are much more prepared while randoms who join cayo are skilless people desperate for money

[full ledge]

Dont bro you will get ragebaited by them

[nocturne fossil]

my point was that its easier to get cayo done with the same teammate you have done doomsday with

[full ledge]

I quick join only for fun and its always in cayo where I cant get more than 20k because we got shot so bad

[full ledge]

Idk maybe

Thats a hot take maybe

[nocturne fossil]

ur better off hosting ur own heists

quick join is a waste for money

[nocturne fossil]

what lvl are you?

[full ledge]

For fun man

[full ledge]

86

Or 85 I dont remember

[nocturne fossil]

once u reach lvl120 make a second character and fast track that one to lvl120 too

and get the submarine again

u can prepare cayo twice

no cooldown for cayo

[full ledge]

You can?

[nocturne fossil]

u can have a second character

[full ledge]

No Ik but how without a cooldown

[nocturne fossil]

because u can prepare cayo heist after the other cayo is done

thats what my friends did too

[full ledge]

Damn never thought about it

[nocturne fossil]

i have 12characers because of this

[full ledge]

Bro damb

12?

[nocturne fossil]

so thats 6accs

i dont use all of them tho i just have random characters for different faces and genders

with goofy names xD

biggest incentive being to get money

[full ledge]

You always do it solo

Do it with a duo

[nocturne fossil]

mostly

[nocturne fossil]

only when iam bored or for the petty excuse of making friends while playing

[full ledge]

And when you want a duo find that idiot who ruins the whole thing

You will have fun with this dude the most

[nocturne fossil]

i dont hire idiots

i make sure they are experienced prior to taking them in

or i do it solo

i might talk a bit of crap so they actually listen

[full ledge]

Idiots for fun experienced for money

If you have a dude who's idiot anf experienced

Thats rare to find

[fleet sluice]

sometimes when you hire idiots they fall off a cliff to get to the buzzard and die, and then they proceed to do the exact same thing

[nocturne fossil]

oh nah idiots make it unfun for me xd

[full ledge]

Find people who are idiots and experienced

So you have fun and get money too

[full ledge]

They will do the most unexpected thing ever

MMI cant expect what they do

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

Except

We don't

[nocturne fossil]

quick question

for MERICAN players

[full ledge]

You the ceo of mmi?

[hollow owl]

I have been for ages

[nocturne fossil]

does gtao have daylight savings

[full ledge]

Oh thank you for your service

[hollow owl]

I missed the 1 year since I became mmi ceo

[nocturne fossil]

i got fired several times

[hollow owl]

Not surprising

We love to fire ppl

[nocturne fossil]

this is their fault for sure but

i blame the pilot for being naive

[full ledge]

What the fuck did he just do bro

[nocturne fossil]

should land after they all parachute

[full ledge]

No way bro he did this

[fleet sluice]

i didn’t record the second one but they did it again immediately afterwards

[full ledge]

He may never heard of what parachute is

[sleek prism]

Valk spreading the disease