gta-online-mk2

[covert atlas]

He has standards

[nocturne fossil]

same

[hollow owl]

What if it's the other way round

[covert atlas]

Will have to think about it

[untold dock]

[nocturne fossil]

lvl2000 and 2bil

quite the tale to tell

[candid veldt]

2b exactly?

or is that cap

[west stirrup]

It’s clickbait

[untold dock]

i had to buy casino chips and then snacks to get to exactly 2

[west stirrup]

Good behavior award

[nocturne fossil]

thats two ceo armours from the securoserv menu then

i mean ammo and bst

not armour

[livid agate]

No ❌ Cap 🧢

(there might actually be a cap but idk how high it is if it's 64 bit integer or what)

[untold dock]

9223372036854775808

but you start getting transaction errors before that

i think going over 2147483648 causes some issues too but nothing too crazy

[west stirrup]

I heard that if you go over the cap all your money gets given to me

[hollow owl]

Glad you won't ever get close to getting my money

[forest jackal]

rip

[hollow owl]

Your are not the Cunning God of Wisdom

Your name is a lie

[rancid parcel]

No u

[hollow owl]

No i am not liying

I think i have 15 mill

Idk tho, using my T150 on NFS PB has been more fun

[prime ibex]

Rent payed already?

[rancid parcel]

@hollow owl deducted my salary

[hollow owl]

I didn't

Ask tuna about that

He is Vice President

[prime ibex]

I lowk work for free

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

Hes dead

[hollow owl]

No he is alive

Lemem check

[prime ibex]

Can u give me a raise i been handling these loans for too much

[rancid parcel]

Bro is not even in the server 😭

[nocturne fossil]

who?

[prime ibex]

Hey google simmon tuna san

[hollow owl]

2 days ago I last talked to him

[nocturne fossil]

tuna left a long time ago

[hollow owl]

He joins, yaps then leaves

[prime ibex]

Very very good

[hollow owl]

Rather have no distractions

[rancid parcel]

Definitely sounds like Tuna

[hollow owl]

He's gnna see this and then ping me

Helo future me

[prime ibex]

Oh wait u came out of retirment

[hollow owl]

No

[rancid parcel]

No

[hollow owl]

She is still retired

Like me now

[prime ibex]

Ping me when she unretires

[hollow owl]

Ha

Never happening

[prime ibex]

Ping me when u unretire

[hollow owl]

April 1st

[prime ibex]

Who says that

[prime ibex]

Will u ping me?

[hollow owl]

Athena.

100%

[prime ibex]

Yeah ping me april 1st

[hollow owl]

Wonder if they will do the same as last year

[prime ibex]

Inform me

[hollow owl]

No lol

[prime ibex]

What happend last solar year

[prime ibex]

Then why the hell would u bring it out

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

Those who know

[prime ibex]

I will cut in half

[hollow owl]

okcat

[prime ibex]

before u unretire i gotta insult u

Im too shy now

[hollow owl]

You could insult me when I unretire

I would either not notice

Or not care

Wifi bugging

Might aswell log in to get my 1 mill

[golden sundial]

That one mill changed my life

Thank you rockstar

[teal gale]

Yw

[west stirrup]

Very sarcastic, give me your money

[oblique sky]

Its weird how I don't know how to play this game anymore

[nocturne fossil]

u dont have to know how to play it

just play it

[teal gale]

1. spawn khanjali
2. call lester to go off radar
3. kill people

[rancid parcel]

very fun

would recommend to others

[teal gale]

Hop on grow a garden gang rp

[rancid parcel]

no

leave me out of your wacky nonsense

[teal gale]

😔

[plucky burrow]

NP

[plucky burrow]

LET ME SEE THE CAT

[tidal yew]

[eager agate]

long time no see

[tidal yew]

Other players got misinterpreted by my emoji thats why I got banned for 7 days

[nocturne fossil]

must've been a really awful emoji

[tame holly]

Only 15 more millions from import export left

[plucky burrow]

[bitter flicker]

Bet

I check like once a week ( around the weekend)

[hollow owl]

[still bobcat]

2x vehicle cargo is nice

[fleet sluice]

i love the prison break. the velum was destroyed, the demolition failed, and the prison officer alerted a guard

[turbid turtle]

[turbid turtle]

what about 'heist crew left'

[fleet sluice]

i left after prison officer was afk

then he blamed me for his driving alerting a guard

[rancid parcel]

Its the fish, hold him down before he swims away

Lester approved

[hollow owl]

No, let the fish go

He can be free out of his tank

I'll be draining the ocean

[rancid parcel]

he needs to be in containment

be glad im keeping him alive instead of making Protein out of him.

[hollow owl]

No, I'd rather him be free and not depressed

You're so mean

Wanna keep your friends in containment

For being the god of wisdom, not being nice rn

[oblique sky]

Damn. Angel makes me wish my main character was male.

[hollow owl]

[oblique sky]

Lol. I have the freedom of speech. I'mma use it for goonin' xD

[still bobcat]

[oblique sky]

I refuse.

[west stirrup]

Keep talking

[oblique sky]

To be fair, I just like having a sexy voice in my ear. I could just get the mansion on my alt character but I like having my main have all the stuff in the game.

Gonna deliver some pizzas now.

[rancid parcel]

1 pepperoni without pineapple plz

[oblique sky]

Activity on cooldown.

[hollow owl]

Pineapple pls

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[oblique sky]

lol

[long cobalt]

Good to see you again

[still bobcat]

guys i just got teleported to the backrooms by a modder

[lavish mulch]

say thank you maybe he will bring you back

[still bobcat]

cant he keeps joining my lobbies and crashing me

[lavish mulch]

oh he's one of those

[still bobcat]

if i did my vehicle cargo in an invite only you reckon rockstar support would give me $100,000 for each vehicle in compensation

[lavish mulch]

[still bobcat]

well i keep getting crashed in public lobbies

[candid veldt]

wth my random twin

[still bobcat]

toprak looks like slimboyphat

[west stirrup]

Babyface

With hair on the mouth

[rancid parcel]

They all look the same ngl

[tidal yew]

The left one looks he got kidnapped from school in an ongoing lecture

[still bobcat]

The one of the right looks like the professor

[tidal yew]

Who got c in chemistry

Spike hair guy is cool

[still bobcat]

Games back to being unplayable 👍

[oblique sky]

Good to see you too Comfy.

[silk shuttle]

could've been worse, but just barely

[west stirrup]

They disappear after some time right?

[silk shuttle]

they refresh every 48 min which i assume happens at midnight

[storm nimbus]

Based on GTAweb, it seems midday is reset

[silk shuttle]

gtaweb

free: ramp buggy

[candid veldt]

😄

[west stirrup]

Get.. rekt?

[pallid mist]

They do a little trolling xD

[candid veldt]

Obtain the Community Collection

r* really think this is something worth the effort?

[silk shuttle]

yes

[alpine basin]

He probably tried to teleport you to where he was, the underground comedy club area but must suck at it

[fossil dagger]

Same with the people that bought save the world is now asking for a refund since it's becoming free 😂

[candid veldt]

bollocks

[hollow socket]

Congratulations

[plucky burrow]

noob

server down

server up

shut up raptor

[quaint vault]

YES FINALLY MK2 OPEN

[golden sundial]

[still bobcat]

i joined a lobby 8 hours later and this guy is still pvp'ing

well, mk2 stupidity

[golden sundial]

[pallid mist]

you gotta admire their perseverance

[still bobcat]

Great, it's not letting me create a Support Ticket

Nevermind it's working on my phone

[nocturne fossil]

lmao

thats the kind of stubborn nature i would have

[untold dock]

[golden sundial]

should load it onto a titan

[untold dock]

it was stuck on one of those things of the bridge

nowhere to drive but water

[full turtle]

RAHHHHH

[autumn grail]

I just got all the bad locations for Dre contract

Cypress nightclub, LSIA yatch
Vespucci Limo, upper Vinewood hills lawyer
Cypress gang shootout- Morningwood drop,Grove street gang shootout

How is this even possible?

[nocturne fossil]

cuz its random

[autumn grail]

Nah but all bad locations in 1 playthru is just….pain

[nocturne fossil]

got both clover suits for all characters

[quaint belfry]

All Golden clover when

[nocturne fossil]

i already got all goldern cloves before

thats when i realized i had to get the green ones too

[quaint belfry]

All?

[quaint belfry]

Green ones are the easiest

Took me like half hour

[nocturne fossil]

to me its all cuz i gotta pick it for all of my characters

[nocturne fossil]

it takes half an hour per character for me

fotogafer

[quaint belfry]

now it's time for me to grind golden clover

[quaint belfry]

fr

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

Awful shoes

[nocturne fossil]

i disgree

the suit it awful and the shoes are good

[rancid parcel]

Im literally staring at a gold mine until I looked down and I see Coal.

[nocturne fossil]

luckily i can use those shoes for other outfits too

those shoes bring memories

they are the similar shoes i used on uniform

during dre missions

too bad its quality is bad

[past saffron]

Wish you could use the top and pants as separate items. Hopefully that comes later

[nocturne fossil]

they did give a seperated outfit like this a long time ago

but these naive devs wont let us use the current one seperated

the whole outfit is redundant and impractical lol

when i get in a helicopter the outfit changes

[nocturne fossil]

i need to change masks to loose cops but that doesnt work

iam so glad the cop outfit wasnt bugged like this

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

green leaf boi

[plucky burrow]

does terrorbyte scanner work on these

[nocturne fossil]

thats a good question

iam unsure

but lets be fair

[plucky burrow]

go check big boy

[nocturne fossil]

terrobyte is crap for anyof this

[plucky burrow]

terrorbyte is peak

[nocturne fossil]

i already collected all collectibles ingame :(

[plucky burrow]

you take that back

[nocturne fossil]

kalm down xd

look

watching a video and doing it the best way for me

gta series vids is the goat

[plucky burrow]

the goat is

[nocturne fossil]

gtawebeu?

[plucky burrow]

who

[nocturne fossil]

where?

[plucky burrow]

under there

[nocturne fossil]

here

[nocturne fossil]

jeezus bro ur lvl200 in the server

how come ur that high lvl here

[plucky burrow]

my level here is higher than in game

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

What's that

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

👆

[tidal yew]

Oh that's that

[real peak]

I'm no longer can bite =w=

[plucky burrow]

but can you byte

[real peak]

If I have money

[plucky burrow]

let's do a business sale

you'll get a nice 50k for your troubles

@west stirrup dutch

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

How ya doin

[real peak]

Retired, quite tired

[west stirrup]

I miss gta-online

[rancid parcel]

I don't

[tidal yew]

Instead of tired why not be tigreen or tibule

[lavish mulch]

[neon acorn]

Katt!

[neon acorn]

I miss GTA onLINE

[real peak]

Meow? O.O

[neon acorn]

meow or something, some purr purr there I guess. Meow.

W.W

[real peak]

Hallooo

[west stirrup]

Why

[tame holly]

just made a mk2 griefer ragequit, felt good

hopefully he learned to not grief other people's cargi but doubt it

[rancid parcel]

(he wont)

[hollow socket]

[tame holly]

CAN MY BUNKER SELL MISSION SPAWN

[untold dock]

no

[tame holly]

3rd time i'm luanchin it

and its dune fav

[lavish mulch]

[tame holly]

well at least it was only 1 of them

but still

[tidal yew]

[neon acorn]

When it had good weeklies

[untold dock]

i swear noobs are the real opps in this fucking game

like 3 level 100s hounding my nightclub sale

[frail stratus]

finnaly unlocked this

[untold dock]

none of them have a chance against me in actual pvp but trying to make drops with all of them on my ass is just fucking annoying

[west stirrup]

Welcome

[untold dock]

am i fucking stupid? how do you see someone's crew on the social club website

it just shows the tag not the name

[storm nimbus]

Clicking the tag doesn't work for you?

[untold dock]

no it doesn't but i figured out

usually public sessions are pretty chill but today every single time i've tried to sell something there's people after me

and now there's a kosatka griefer

[west stirrup]

Havent done something like this in ages

8 years maybe

[untold dock]

holy fuck i am about to lose it

this game is so fucking bad

[west stirrup]

Do you not expect people to go after your cargo

[untold dock]

that's not what i'm malding about

[storm nimbus]

This one bugged for me and the cars didn't move

[eager agate]

anybody used to get single truck mc sell mission exploded before the sell even start?

[storm nimbus]

Not bad for 5 mins tho

[west stirrup]

Wtf

[untold dock]

the game fucking kicked me out of my ceo and then tells me to join a new session because this one already has max ceos

[storm nimbus]

Amazingly, a clean race in a public lobby

[west stirrup]

no rubbing?

[storm nimbus]

A little, but was prob just lag

Lots of side by side and they didn't swerve to push me off like 99% of other races

[west stirrup]

200k is wild though

65k rp too

[fossil dagger]

Y'all find anything to do on this game still

[storm nimbus]

Next race was alright, was a random all tho so having lots of cars helped
Someone bet on me lol

[west stirrup]

Comm series

NFS heat collectible hunt drove me mad so i'm doing thise

45k oh my

[brittle hatch]

wow i did the clovers collectibles now i can not play till next weekly

[craggy mica]

100k rp

[tame holly]

Dw next weekly will be shit

we already know the main bonuses for the next 2

[turbid turtle]

yes 3 times

[storm nimbus]

Next weekly is win 3 deathmatches

Then win 3 races again

[eager agate]

rockstar encouraging us to go touch grass

[fossil dagger]

You doing trophies?

[silk shuttle]

omfg

[fossil dagger]

6767

[west stirrup]

For RE9 Heat and GT7 yea

[fossil dagger]

i have only the annoying ones left for heat

like jumps speed and flamingos

[west stirrup]

Same

20 online races left

I sold every car so i could get the regera, my RSR wouldn't hit 240

[candid veldt]

20 races to?

[craggy mica]

67 in 2026 🥀

[candid veldt]

stupid FFA community

[west stirrup]

Online races in NFS heat for a trophy

This is why you don't ram

[eager agate]

I wish people do land races more

I do like stunt races but people never do the fun ones

[craggy mica]

wait for double or triplo

[eager agate]

I tried when hsw races were doubled

even then it's dead af

maybe it's just a pc thing

[candid veldt]

so when chat is back? 😄

[west stirrup]

Last place 🙄

[viscid belfry]

Where does one find people to do races? I look for them often and I don’t ever really have any luck finding any people for it.

[west stirrup]

Join the community series

[untold dock]

eat the family pussy?

interesting

gta players never disappoint

[west stirrup]

the pink star near the... middle of the city thing

Why is my rp always around 45k 😕

[viscid belfry]

Where do I find that exactly?

[storm nimbus]

Quick join from the phone or the pink star in Legion Square

[west stirrup]

Legion squire yea

[eager agate]

what did you do to him

[untold dock]

it's complicated

[tame holly]

man i never get those fun messages

only time was a Cryyy, made the player rq right after

[west stirrup]

Good luck in school

Get lzzzz'd in school

[still bobcat]

I don't even know what I did, existed at a high level? Grinding import/export?

[tame holly]

maybe picked the wrong player on phone list?

[still bobcat]

less likely with 7 players in the lobby

thanks lester crest

[untold dock]

there was a guy in the session who killed others with a kosatka
i destroyed said kosatka and started killing the guy
a car with 4 people including this guy pulled up and they seemed unfriendly so i also killed them all

then he pulled a tank so i went home, that's when he got all angry

so i just played very defensive and he was constantly sending me angry messages

it was like 12-0 when he gave up

[rose latch]

mhmmm.. lobby white knights.. gta never changes

[west stirrup]

I salute you

[lavish mulch]

it's that one again

[daring hedge]

[dapper flume]

A new wiki just dropped ?

[lavish mulch]

i go offroad and fly off the hill a few times

[golden sundial]

i like how you had to look down in 90% of the run, rockstar couldn't be bothered to give us proper camera settings

[untold dock]

never

and what's even worse is that most people play on vehicle camera low

and many of them even complain when a car has a good camera position like the virtue

[golden sundial]

Pretty sure people usually complain about the handling

[untold dock]

not only that

[still bobcat]

isnt the virtue the car with the bugged vehicle camera thats copy and pasted from the brickade 6x6

[untold dock]

no idea but all vehicles should have the camera like that

[silk shuttle]

i think we should have cameras stay the way they are but also get a new option like what the virtue has

imagine the virtue camera option on the virtue

gta 2 type shit

shit

[golden sundial]

[candid veldt]

yeaaa

[hollow owl]

[nocturne fossil]

u right

i guess for the virtue its fine

its not a car i like to use much

but that camera works well for public lobby pvp

however that same issue being on the keitora is just sad

[still bobcat]

i just wish the camera had a zoom in/out feature instead of 3 set positions which is coded into the vehicle

[nocturne fossil]

true but the reason they coded it vehicle specific is cuz the camera can but out for every vehicle otherwise

[untold dock]

i just wish the camera had a higher angle so you didn't have to constantly look down while driving

[nocturne fossil]

havent u changed the vehicle camera angle to high?

[still bobcat]

yea and a tiltable axis

I'd rather something like this, than having a low/high angle, with 3 presets of close/medium/far

[untold dock]

of course i have it on high but it's still way too low

[still bobcat]

yea any racing ive got my finger tilting the camera even higher so i can see

[still bobcat]

won both a panto and a brigham on the wheel

[fast bridge]

$313,500 for winning Face to Face

61,000 RP

[hollow owl]

[fast bridge]

30 people too

[untold dock]

61 kills series a lmao

like 2 bikers total spawned

[lament frigate]

oops

[fleet sluice]

cant park there mate

[untold dock]

"sedans"
wagon

[lament frigate]

yeah idk the big b's logic either

[untold dock]

another account masterminded

[twin drum]

clearly fake, there's no checkmark

i'm calling the cops

[untold dock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG47vAEMwRs

ok the cops can watch 5 hours of gameplay

[boreal totem]

W

Oh crap

[fleet sluice]

watching my teammate get obliterated by an npc car from something that’s my fault is so funny

[plucky burrow]

where is fleeca

[west stirrup]

[tidal yew]

In my garage

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

playing gta with some rock music is a different vibe fr

pop rock i should say

[tidal yew]

Playing no gta with no music is a different peace

[nocturne fossil]

when the spoitify ads hit true

[tidal yew]

[rancid parcel]

Seafood

[nocturne fossil]

after a long time decided to change keybinds for a bit

i recommended people the snacking keys on mouse wheel but never tried it myself

[silk shuttle]

damn

[west stirrup]

No

[dapper flume]

Nah

[nocturne fossil]

elaborate

[rancid parcel]

I saw what you deleted.

[teal gale]

i didnt dw

[tame holly]

Welp i'm looking for people to do dcmm, no one joins :(

[dapper flume]

I feel ashamed to use the lfg reaction in the mk2 channel so im not gonna

[tame holly]

oh nah, i alr put the request

its just no answer

which is expected cuz school and work day

[dapper flume]

Yeah. Well, best of luck whenever you start your run.

[green fractal]

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[plucky burrow]

fandom sucks

[tame holly]

yup, can confirm

the main source for fantasy life stuff is fandom and goddamn is it impossible to use without ublock origin

[eager agate]

I changed it like this but it doesn't do anything for some reason

[lavish mulch]

use c for cnacks

[spice inlet]

use "S" for snacks

[tame holly]

guys i don't think i have a skilled team for dcmm

[sleek prism]

S to Shoot

[spice inlet]

rigt

and F to pay respects

[quaint belfry]

Just not enough tries

[tame holly]

they died in the first setup as paramedic team and fell off the ladder in the akula one

thats where i stopped off this morning, but since they are in the states, time zone may not line up

[quaint belfry]

the what

[tame holly]

the akula setup

the one at noose hq

[quaint belfry]

I get it

How could someone be so careless in dcmm

[tame holly]

i've had worse

attempted a dcmm2 a few months ago, man was the personification of rushing

(no wonder he was scared of act3 finale)

[quaint belfry]

Honestly act 3 with cmm attempt gets me nervous as well

[tame holly]

oh yeah, i know the strats and going slowly but its still going through all my snacks and armor

the hack part would be so much easier without inf enemy spawning

[quaint belfry]

Since the hacker is immortal during the hack, you just have to be careful
Well whatever you better find a good team

[tame holly]

oh yeah those guys does the reset trick, but even then it can just reset the progress for no reason

[quaint belfry]

That's just rockstar

I had my progress reset 2-3 times during dcmm for no reason

[desert ruin]

guess who is back again?
the drainage pipe is dead ahead

[vocal geode]

[silk shuttle]

and W for walking?

reference?

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

[vocal geode]

Lum

[plucky burrow]

[forest jackal]

everyone got a ramp buggy now

[golden sundial]

Yay

[forest jackal]

it's time to bully some low levels

[tame holly]

and in the next 2 weeks it will be phantom wedge and rocket voltic

[forest jackal]

[golden sundial]

Mfw 2 of these were already owned

[tame holly]

I don't own any of these :)

apart for ramp buggy

[forest jackal]

I didn't have the ramp buggy

[tame holly]

bruh i just won the car at the wheel

alrd had it for free (idr if it was salvage or prize ride)

[forest jackal]

I can't play the wheel

lol

[nocturne fossil]

wdym

btw u gotta simply scroll

no need to have weapon wheel on

[quaint belfry]

Real?

[storm nimbus]

Yes it's in the newswire

[quaint belfry]

I already had Phantom wedge , i guess I will claim it in second character

[nocturne fossil]

iam still surprised they even made an offer like this

[west stirrup]

They’ve been berry generous the past few weeks

[nocturne fossil]

if only they were generous 5years ago when i started

[west stirrup]

Noob

Should have started earlier

[nocturne fossil]

ngl i only played it then back cuz it was free

if it werent free i would be starting gta somewhere around last year xD

[eager agate]

I changed "eat snacks (weapon wheel)" from c to mouse scroll and next weapon in slot to another key so they don't overlap

but while in weapon wheel I scroll and literally nothing happens

[nocturne fossil]

dont be in the weapon wheel

just scroll

[eager agate]

doesn't do anything either

[nocturne fossil]

is this ur secondary keybind?

the mouse

set the mouse keybinds as primary and whatever else as secondary

[eager agate]

hmm

I had mouse as primary but nothing secondary

[nocturne fossil]

that should have worked

try again n see cuz the video shows that it clearly works

the reason i didnt keep using it is because i wanna keep the all the weapon slots active

so my keybinds for snacks is set on the jump key

[spice inlet]

Yes of course

[nocturne fossil]

i miss katto and marina used to being in this chat

no use forcing them to come here

[quaint belfry]

Katto dumkat?

[nocturne fossil]

he changes names lol but i think so

havent seen wall much

[quaint belfry]

Uh i have seen wall quite a few times

[storm nimbus]

Wall said they don't really like to talk here, and this weekend was taking a gta break at least

[nocturne fossil]

they?

as in the other two or wall herself?

[quaint belfry]

Probably just wall

[storm nimbus]

I call everyone they

[quaint belfry]

[storm nimbus]

I'm referring to Wall there

[quaint belfry]

@real peak you got a caring friend, you may wanna see him

[nocturne fossil]

dont ping em lol

if they dont come on their own its useless

[quaint belfry]

Well true but worth a try

[nocturne fossil]

i do wonder what this server was like for oreo

he's been in this server since2017

he must have seen lots of change and people

time just flies ⌛

[west stirrup]

Ok boomer

[quaint belfry]

[sleek prism]

Marina having some break

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

Braking news

[nocturne fossil]

sir its called "breaking"

[quaint belfry]

Accelerating news

[nocturne fossil]

🤓

[pallid mist]

Pretty sure its breaking bad

[nocturne fossil]

[pallid mist]

[eager agate]

gotta have next/previous weapon keybind also on mouse wheel for that to work

[nocturne fossil]

oh i have it like that

i just assume most people have it like that?

u dont use that system?

[eager agate]

it messes with gun aiming if I interact too quick

[nocturne fossil]

press the weapon wheel and using the scroll to change the weapon in that category

[nocturne fossil]

seems simple enough

i use keyboard to change weapons too

[nocturne fossil]

which doesnt require any weapon wheel trigger

[eager agate]

I don't do that unfortunately

only change with tab

[nocturne fossil]

ah thats a bit slow

try getting use to the keybinds more without weapon wheel

use the weapon wheel with mouse incase keys fail

thats how most people ik play but whatever makes it easy

[eager agate]

I don't do pvp so I don't try optimizing these stuff much

[nocturne fossil]

okay but its still useful for other stuff

i do alotta doomsday and survivals

but fair

[ornate quartz]

Is there any new dlc in gta??

[silk shuttle]

is this ?

[alpine basin]

[ornate quartz]

Big wall

[plucky burrow]

where my winter dlc oleg

[alpine basin]

Mansions and stuff

[plucky burrow]

oh

where's my mini dlc then

[alpine basin]

I canceled it

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

it is march

indeed

[silk shuttle]

dlsee dn

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

don't be scared of me

I don't bite

[nocturne fossil]

wooooo shiver me timbers

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

[quaint belfry]

Sounds like someone that would bite

[west stirrup]

WHY do people bother ramming

Racing 14 fetuses right now

[honest geyser]

You got no excuses if you lose to them

[west stirrup]

And suddenly my pc starts being extremly laggy

whoopie!

[plucky burrow]

[alpine basin]

I mean, If Im not winning, going to do everything in my power to make sure nobody else gets there either, WE'RE all losing

[lime sigil]

Why me

[lavish mulch]

[alpine basin]

shouldn't have gotten into a race with someone who has over a million car crashes, thats on you 💔

[lime sigil]

Damn, no one loves me 💔

Just hope i don't get fired again

[lavish mulch]

[fallow atlas]

What is that chat

[sleek prism]

More calm, less crazy than original gta online chat

[fallow atlas]

So just general 2.0

[sleek prism]

Yes

[still bobcat]

with pictures

[hollow owl]

And no cooldown

But once you hit lvl 50 you bypass that in all channels

[nocturne fossil]

idk i just wanted to come here and put this emoji

[untold dock]

this is the lamest way i've ever died on casino

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

nooob

I died from traffic

[rancid parcel]

I was the driver

[nocturne fossil]

takes ages to turn this piece of thick metal around

[turbid turtle]

takes ages

20 seconds

[nocturne fossil]

it actually took longer lol

i had to atomize the thing several times before getting it down

[turbid turtle]

I see

[plucky burrow]

you can't drive

no license

[rancid parcel]

Hence why I ran you over

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

🤸‍♂️
🚙

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

the emojis bro iam ded

[plucky burrow]

I wish you put this much effort into selling weed

[nocturne fossil]

woah

crime

[plucky burrow]

where??!

[nocturne fossil]

this

i hold u in court

[plucky burrow]

hold dn

[rancid parcel]

🤸‍♂️

        🏌️‍♀️

[plucky burrow]

hi

[rancid parcel]

Weed is overrated

[teal gale]

Crack is better

[plucky burrow]

you will not say that after selling your first batch

[rancid parcel]

My batch of weed has been dusted since 2024 and it will stay that way.

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

u both were actually playing gta?

[fleet sluice]

i’m a month early oops

[west stirrup]

The 14th month of the year and the 20th day

[fleet sluice]

proving why mm/dd/yy is superior. you can have 04/20/69 as a date

[west stirrup]

No

[hollow owl]

Month/day/year is stupid

Whoever made that is so dumb

Why the month first

[silk shuttle]

hard agree

[rancid parcel]

Dyslexic people

[hollow owl]

I'm slightly dyslexic

[rancid parcel]

Skissue

[hollow owl]

Kis sue?

Why sue me

[rancid parcel]

Because you sold us out

[hollow owl]

Smh

I didn't

Martol is lying

[sleek prism]

We usually say month first as we speaking. But yeah dd/mm/yy is the right way

[hollow owl]

[tame holly]

be inconscipiious,
me with a protopype race car

[alpine basin]

I agree but in the end it doesn't matter, theres far worse like YY/DD/MM, MM/YY/DD, anyone who sees an issue with MM/DD/YY or DD/MM/YY is just slightly behind in the world of understanding

[fleet sluice]

you’re gonna offend half the server

[alpine basin]

ones better for speaking, ones better for writing, the others are too blinding for people to see at face value, tis how it is in such a place of dispair

although in a better motive, none of these apply as the only existing time is {day} {time}, months and years do not exist in hell

[brittle hatch]

wow a game update is it new dlc ?

[west stirrup]

Ues

[eager agate]

buffalo cop car next week trust

[rancid parcel]

no

its disapointment

[eager agate]

haven't played the game for a whole day and vehicle warehouse cooldown is still up

[tame holly]

yup, the cooldown for import export is the worst thing ever

[turbid turtle]

if you restart the game the cooldown resets 😔

[spice inlet]

nice tyrus

[tame holly]

mistery prize
Its a clothing item

[hollow owl]

I mean after looking it up why some places do MM/DD/YY it makes sense when I say a date aloud and comparing it to DD/MM/YY

[turbid turtle]

no it does not

[turbid turtle]

what did you get?

[ivory raft]

its a literal format of how people read dates

more often than not you would say march(03) 17, 2026 instead of the 17th of march, 2026

[west stirrup]

Why does nobody do YDM

[silk shuttle]

speak for yourself

[spice inlet]

at least u didnt get a pack of cigerattes

[tame holly]

i mean yeah, still sucks

would have prefered any car tbh

[spice inlet]

fr

[west stirrup]

So does the clover thing work like the ghosts?

If you miss one and they reappear you’ll have to do it all over again

[still bobcat]

game crashed right as the timer reached 0:00

[storm nimbus]

The green ones are just normal collectables, no timers or anything

The golden one is a single one that changes location every 48 mins, with different spawn points for each player

I believe it resets at midday

[still bobcat]

i thought the golden clover was a pretty interesting collectable

yea it does reset at 12:00 in-game

i think it was a missed oppurtunity to have like red clovers in place of their just not being anything there

my golden clover ended up being the 23rd one i checked

[storm nimbus]

7th for me, at the CNT office

[fast bridge]

Saying 17th of March, 2026 is weird. March 17th, 2026 is more simpler

[eager agate]

that's what he said

[tame holly]

what a patch notes

so glad they fixed

[untold dock]

i bet they patched some glitches

[rancid parcel]

No gtcf patch, this sucks

[untold dock]

i bought 3 new vigilantes yesterday but i was too lazy to paint the wheels on them, figured i'd do it today

what do you know, new patch

[eager agate]

usually anything that benefits all players they just don't mention it at all

[untold dock]

(i don't know if the merge method still works)

[untold dock]

...

[plucky burrow]

[golden sundial]

Rockstar when fun is detected

[plucky burrow]

you were anti F1 wheels

[golden sundial]

Yeah how unfortunate that rockstar doesn't patch it

[silk shuttle]

hold on I got an old message for that

[vale schooner]

[untold dock]

[vale schooner]

lol

[still bobcat]

oh well

[nocturne fossil]

back to black vigi veels then

[vale schooner]

all bunker research done 🙂

[nocturne fossil]

does the game update for yall?

asking before i update it myself when iam back home

[untold dock]

no

[nocturne fossil]

lots of people complaining now xd

[quaint belfry]

Server went down right, atleast few hours ago. Not sure about now

[nocturne fossil]

people will say this game isnt worth playing and then keep cominh back asking for help when the game doesnt function

casuals fr

[merry marsh]

is the update even something relevant?

[nocturne fossil]

more time to touch grass then

[nocturne fossil]

patching stuff

[merry marsh]

ah

[still bobcat]

#🟢services-up can be changed to 🟡

[nocturne fossil]

is it just pc?

[candid veldt]

the 500k for 5 community jobs is daily?

[storm nimbus]

Weekly for the next 3 weeks

[candid veldt]

yea I know that as well but I got a 500k msg today as well, and yesterday

just bugged

[west stirrup]

Cheater!!

[nocturne fossil]

😱

[west stirrup]

Installed the wrong version of gta

[untold dock]

goddamn it the merge method was indeed patched

now i'm stuck with 3 vigis that have black wheels

[nocturne fossil]

time to wait for a new method

[west stirrup]

Just use spray paint

[neon acorn]

If DLSS 5.0 comes to GTA will my character look like Kim Kardashian?

[still bobcat]

wait is this a thing? modder crashed my game right as i delivered my car, i kept the payment and had no sell cooldown?

[nocturne fossil]

i hate that dlss garbage

hope it doesnt come to gtao

[still bobcat]

if it does, it will be without the generation

[nocturne fossil]

then crash ur game with resource monitor u reach the destination

[eager agate]

Probably works like how replay glitch is

[still bobcat]

that’s a thing?

[nocturne fossil]

it works as long as you get the timing right

my laptop had airplane mode as a seperate button

for vcargo

[still bobcat]

huh, 1300 sells and i didnt even know

can you exit to main menu/singleplayer or it just cutting internet/.exe

[nocturne fossil]

iam not sure about main menu cuz this was during legacy

but considering thats a thing for hangar cargo and vip work cooldowns thats a possibility

[still bobcat]

yea thats what im thinking

[eager agate]

Maun menu doesn't work

[nocturne fossil]

did u make assumptions

[nocturne fossil]

check n see

[still bobcat]

ah yea, well if cutting internet/closing exe is the only way then i won't be doing this as a thing

[eager agate]

I tried it the other day

[nocturne fossil]

for vehicle cargo?

[eager agate]

Yes

[still bobcat]

because that's too much like replay for my liking

quitting to main menu to skip hanger cooldown is fine

[nocturne fossil]

get a load of ladiesman217

[nocturne fossil]

chat revive

(make an emote for chat revive)

[teal gale]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

u still have this btw

[tidal yew]

Wait that's on my name?!?!?

What is that?!

[nocturne fossil]

it means new comer to this server

[tidal yew]

Wtf

I have 105 lvl n I'm new comer

How about that

[nocturne fossil]

iam low level

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

after all that yap iam still lvl75

[tidal yew]

Takes time

Blame this on @real peak

[past saffron]

Omg lsia vehicle warehouse is great for intercepting cargo 😁

You just jam the one way entrance with your moc and wait

[nocturne fossil]

what?

how is it supirior in comparison to la puerta?

[past saffron]

Oh I wasn’t saying that

I just switched from La Mesa to the airport one, and ppl are filling it for me

[nocturne fossil]

ah

[past saffron]

They bring me their cars, its so nice

[nocturne fossil]

but that depends on if players do it or not right?

and its by chance only

its good at intercepting i agree but still thats if they even come by

[past saffron]

There’s always 1 or 2 per lobby, chances are pretty high with the bonus

[eager agate]

So you're stealing people's work

[past saffron]

I mean you could praise them for their delivery services

[nocturne fossil]

it goes both ways lol

in a way he is a villian but people should be careful or face the consequence

[nocturne fossil]

what does the "approved shetposter" role do?

[storm nimbus]

Lets you post images in #memes-and-shitposting

[teal gale]

i can without

[storm nimbus]

Can you or will the bot remove it?

[teal gale]

oh

[nocturne fossil]

would lowkey love a pigalle hsw

[tame holly]

hol up you are cooking

would also be the first fwd hsw which would be fun

[nocturne fossil]

fr

[tame holly]

anyway wont happen

R* doesn't put hsw upgrades on old car cuz they are lame

[nocturne fossil]

would be an actual authentic car worthy of having hsw

not meme cars like panto that spin around

[alpine basin]

FWD vehicles are under-rated

most people drive RWD or AWD vehicles (considering basically 100% of the supers are AWD for some reason)

[tame holly]

tbf considering the amount of people who say the banshee gts is hard to drive... i think its just so they can sell more shark cards

[alpine basin]

rule number 1: everything is a ploy to selling sharkcards, someway and somehow always

[still bobcat]

Ayyyy, just noticed I hit $1.5bil overall income like 2 days ago

Not bad, if I remember correctly I hit the billion during D-Day Weeks

Which was right before the DLC, so start of december some time

[hollow owl]

Made 500 mill since December

[lime sigil]

Damn, can't even do cayo without crashing out

[rancid parcel]

Just crash in

Shrimple

[lime sigil]

Like an implosion?

[rancid parcel]

I'll let you figure out the rest

[lime sigil]

Yeah, i just want to figure out if you're gonna pay me the compensation of all these times you fired me

[rancid parcel]

Im not in the accountant department

[lime sigil]

Damn

These new mmi employees are trash

Don't even know who they work for

[rancid parcel]

We don't sell each other out

Unlike @hollow owl

[lime sigil]

Retired scum

[lavish mulch]

[hollow owl]

For me

[hollow owl]

Bleh

Y me

I didn't do anything

[lime sigil]

Are you gonna pay me for all the time i got fired

[hollow owl]

You was hired?

Also payment?

I was never paid

[lime sigil]

I wasn't even hired and i got fired like 6 times😭

[hollow owl]

Ooooh

[rancid parcel]

Atleast it wasn't 6 times in a day.

[hollow owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1440703292266123385/fired.gif

[lime sigil]

I could have been

[lime sigil]

Fuuuuuuuuck

[rancid parcel]

You will never beat that record.

[lime sigil]

Damn you guys, i didn't even want the mannequin job anyways

Never paying mmi again

[fast bridge]

Banshee, Banshee GTS, Hakuchou Drag have RWD

[hollow owl]

Just went outside, legs kill

Athena do something

[tame holly]

sir i said fwd

[lime sigil]

(that isn't firing me)

[tame holly]

not rwd

[untold dock]

vivanite is fwd biased

[fast bridge]

Banshee is a 2013 car and they put HSW on it. Stirling GT came out in 2015. Turismo Classic came out in 2017. Deveste Eight came out in 2018.
Sentinel XS came out in 2013. Brioso R/A came out in 2016.

[tame holly]

last one is stirling gt, over 3 years ago

it is not happening

[fast bridge]

Mb

[fast bridge]

The Karin Vivanite in GTA Online is an AWD (all-wheel drive) hybrid SUV, though it behaves similarly to a front-wheel-drive vehicle due to a heavy front power bias.

Yep

[eager agate]

did you get that from an AI

[fast bridge]

U said and I quote “R* doesn’t put HSW upgrades on old car cuz they lame”

I provided evidence of the old cars they put HSW on. Therefore, your statement is invalid

[tame holly]

Did i srs just got an infinite loading time while loading the tuning portion of import export ?

yup i just did

bruh

R* wth

[hollow owl]

Mb

I got water on the server

[rancid parcel]

The place is blue as the ocean.

[hollow owl]

Idk what the ocean looks like

Guessing blue

[rancid parcel]

Its blue

[tame holly]

there is one in gta

[hollow owl]

I thought it was like a lake

Or smth

[tame holly]

AND NOW I CANT GET INTO A LOBBY WHERE I CAN GO CEO

and i have to sit through the cooldown again

So much pain

[tidal yew]

White?

[tame holly]

I just stole someones vehicle cargo :)

[forest jackal]

give it back

[tame holly]

too late i'm selling it rn

[forest jackal]

what level was he

[tame holly]

I think 71 ? He rq right after

[forest jackal]

damn

poor guy

[north marten]

welp better than destroying it tbh

[turbid turtle]

why is it better?

that guy lost it anyway

[tame holly]

well i actually got something useful out of it and not 2.5k

[nocturne fossil]

the lfgs are so ded

[rancid parcel]

Let people sleep dude

[sleek prism]

Lfg = looking for graveyard
Makes sense

[nocturne fossil]

who said i was bothering anyone

[nocturne fossil]

timezones

[rancid parcel]

I did

And you're bothering me

[nocturne fossil]

uno reverse card

u started it

[rancid parcel]

Technically you did

[nocturne fossil]

how

u chose to engage in the convo related to lfg :o

[rancid parcel]

You lured me in

So your fault

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

Heh.

[nocturne fossil]

ive been waiting for ages to use that emoji ngl

[north marten]

11 mins of pain and phatom wefge blocking but fuck it

[brittle hatch]

tomorrow x3 on gerald missions finally i'll be able to make some money

[tame holly]

i had a phantom wedge and chernobog making road blocks on that one once

[loud pebble]

Say you swear

3x Gerald missions?

I will deadass play those all day

[west stirrup]

Oh please have it be real

[west stirrup]

Oh yea it was on the newswire

[loud pebble]

For gta+ only or no ?

[west stirrup]

Everyone

[loud pebble]

holy shit

Levi this is great news

do u know how long it’s been

The last time Gerald missions were on 3x it was about 40 years ago