gta-online-mk2

[fossil dagger]

or what

okay

i see

[nocturne fossil]

👁️

[nocturne fossil]

man these are rookie numbers

[untold dock]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

i dont play on my male character much

[weak rivet]

849 deaths

victim😭

[nocturne fossil]

from players

[plucky burrow]

@sage river 20 seconds left don't dawdle

[nocturne fossil]

atleast i dont hide in a nightshark

[untold dock]

thats literally me

[weak rivet]

bro what are u implying😭😭

i don’t either

i’m not even at 70 deaths

[nocturne fossil]

that i get killed often and always go for a fight

[weak rivet]

same

[untold dock]

so you haven't played the game?

[nocturne fossil]

if i cant aim perhaps i deserved to get griefed

[untold dock]

my main character on console had over 10k deaths

[weak rivet]

so everybody that plays must be a victim? 🤭

[nocturne fossil]

my deaths on gtao are very low ngl

because i dont do much deathmatches or adversaries cuz pc modders

but thats just me

[weak rivet]

at least ur k/d is positive

at the end of the day that’s all that matters

[weak rivet]

anything 1.00> is good

[hollow owl]

For the past 4 years, mines has only ever reached the max of 0.96 and the lowest of 0.94

[honest geyser]

Only in regards to actual PvP games

If someone has high kd in freemode I still don’t expect much

[hollow owl]

I don't even have 1k player kills

[nocturne fossil]

true they just grinding something in deathmatches and prolly fighting against low levels xd

or kd farming

[honest geyser]

I’m lowkey insane in pvp games but that’s why I don’t like them since I’m too serious

[nocturne fossil]

[honest geyser]

I get mad when I’m not doing good

Was ranked top 50 for one the few pvp games i still play

[nocturne fossil]

one of the best pilots in gta being top50 in which pvp game?

[nocturne fossil]

going by this logic in global rp i should be rank2290

[plucky burrow]

akuuuuuuuuuuuu

jetfromhell

I'm jack

carfromheaven

[untold dock]

idk what the deal is with global rp

[nocturne fossil]

changing crews and using a second characters a few years back caused this

[untold dock]

ouu

[nocturne fossil]

i actually deleted two second characters

[untold dock]

yes crews are still very buggy

[honest geyser]

Greetings lad

It is I

[untold dock]

sometimes changing crew just increases my crew rank

[nocturne fossil]

i noticed people having high crew ranks

[untold dock]

I'm over 1500 in 2 different crews which shouldn't be possible with a level 2200 character

[nocturne fossil]

thus the reason why i never want to leave my own crew due to these bugs

exactly

[untold dock]

oleg is like crew rank 7000

[honest geyser]

Insurgency Sandstorm

I’ve gotten a bit rusty after my break so it went down to like 3.3 I believe

Playing more casual too lmao, started using a sniper in close quarters for the lols

[nocturne fossil]

👌

[hollow owl]

Who needs trousers am I right

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

No u r bald.

[plucky burrow]

hop on gta

[rancid parcel]

Retired

[rancid parcel]

Stupid rent free demon.

[plucky burrow]

[versed lintel]

dead server

[rancid parcel]

Dead platform

[teal gale]

smartest pc user:

[plucky burrow]

u kno what's not dead

[nocturne fossil]

oh dam thats a great comeback

[rancid parcel]

Overwatch

[plucky burrow]

nono

the weed

[nocturne fossil]

negative

disagree

declined

invalid

how many of yall enhanced pc players would still be willing to step into a pc public lobby?

for a sale or anything?

[teal gale]

I grief sales so I'll never try that

I'll get instant karma

[weak rivet]

running to inv only lobby to sell

[nocturne fossil]

ah ofc

very LeJit

[plucky burrow]

le jet

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

For destroying cargo, sure.

[nocturne fossil]

so u goto public lobbies?

u dont even play the game tho

[teal gale]

Twin

[nocturne fossil]

xd

[rancid parcel]

Don't call me twin, we are not the same

[nocturne fossil]

[teal gale]

Watch out

[rancid parcel]

Im Watching out a movie, thanks for reminding

[nocturne fossil]

whats cooking yall

[nocturne fossil]

feels emotional logging into my main character after a long time

seeing people ive played with years ago go inactive

some people start from scratch on enhanced mostly cuz they couldnt migrate

will have to clear em out soon

almost 243friends and the list is a graveyard

[west stirrup]

Damn

I lost access to an old account with everything possible on it and alot of friends and i had to start over

Can’t even see if they have my old account added

[viscid belfry]

wait the police have new cars now?

[nocturne fossil]

no?

[viscid belfry]

a gauntlet and terminus interceptor just pulled up on me

[nocturne fossil]

players maybe

[viscid belfry]

not players

[nocturne fossil]

public lobby?

[viscid belfry]

yeah

[nocturne fossil]

there you go

[viscid belfry]

I only got these popping up when I got 3 stars, but I guess I gotta try it in an invite only lobby

[nocturne fossil]

they wont spawn there

if they added new cops cars to chase us

pretty much every gta player would go bonkers

[viscid belfry]

that would be pretty sweet though

[nocturne fossil]

bonkers in a positive way

[tame holly]

Weekly update prediction time
Dont have any clue tbh.....
Uuuuh its been a while since the last contact mission bonuses..... Mercenaires x4 ?

[alpine basin]

Biker week

[neon acorn]

Biker week again and again and again

this is why I stopped playing lmfao

[tame holly]

SHUT

[neon acorn]

Like the weeklies are just always the damn biker businesses or LSCM

Or they’re just mega doodoo

[tame holly]

I swear if its X2 ceo crates....

I dont wanna grind those boring missions but ill have no choice cuz that's massive for career

[alpine basin]

gta+

Its worth it, idc what people say

[tame holly]

no GTA + for me

[west stirrup]

Haha noob

[tame holly]

Im not spending 8 bucks a month

For bonuses i mostly dont care about

[west stirrup]

Do it

So we play nba

[craggy mica]

dont buy.

[still bobcat]

gta+ is worth it if u play everyday and don’t live in a country where a month of gta+ costs like a weeks wage

costs me 5 minutes of work a month

[nocturne fossil]

thats the best way to put it tbh

i think its per account so it never was my thing even if i wanted to get

[alpine basin]

hows the ID thing going so far for gta or is it not fully out yet?

[nocturne fossil]

i think the worst aspect of it being fully active was that friends werent able to join i belive

text and voice wouldnt work too

[still bobcat]

i havent gone on since, it blocked me from looking at shark cards and it said i didnt have gta+, but then after i relaunched the game later i had access to everything like normal, it may have used my card info to verify me? not sure

[sleek prism]

Not gonna complete career progress?

[opal rock]

Weekly prediction:
30% off car wash, helitours and smoke on the water
2x Mr Faber missions

[west stirrup]

No

[opal rock]

Trust

[brittle hatch]

it's hard to play with 2 computers at the same time wtf

[alpine basin]

neuh uh

just have 4 arms

[opal rock]

Just learn to play with feet

[alpine basin]

you should have seen the guy who did cmm by himself for apartment with 4 consoles

[teal gale]

I'm here

[alpine basin]

we know

[opal rock]

There’s people who play with a straw so……

[brittle hatch]

good idea let me bring the g29 to play gta online

[nocturne fossil]

ive seen octopuses work harder

[uncut yacht]

wait wtf 😭

I tried to do casino with myself on 2 consoles and lowkey struggled

[opal rock]

Noob

[teal gale]

I did it with two calculators

[brittle hatch]

i'll try controller + keyboard and see how it goes

[opal rock]

Did he get elite though?

[alpine basin]

yea

[opal rock]

Wow lol

[uncut yacht]

the biggest noob

[opal rock]

I thought maybe by going slow

[uncut yacht]

that’s why ion play anymore

[eager agate]

controller good idea for flying

I doubt if people even want to fly on keyboard at all

[opal rock]

@sleek prism does

He’s a pro doesn’t need controller

[nocturne fossil]

u dont use keyboard?

[eager agate]

I only use keyboard

[nocturne fossil]

ive been flying with keyboard since2020

[nocturne fossil]

wdym then

[eager agate]

well whenever I talk about flying on keyboard people are usually like wtf

[nocturne fossil]

but its always better to stick to ur opinion ya know

ive gotten insulted many times

[teal gale]

I don't understand what's wrong with it

[west stirrup]

It is lol

[neon acorn]

Burnt out and I’ve started uni

I have a life now, sorry guys

😔 ✌️

[brittle hatch]

what

you can't leave us

[neon acorn]

||I’ll return in Avengers Doomsday||

[hollow owl]

[vocal geode]

[west stirrup]

Music yes

[nocturne fossil]

this chat better be active in a few hours

[west stirrup]

No.

[long cobalt]

Why

[nocturne fossil]

in case i get bored at work xd

[long cobalt]

💀

[nocturne fossil]

did u finish cmm?

[long cobalt]

ye it was the same run

[nocturne fossil]

nc

[long cobalt]

you seem like a cool guy

we should play sometime

[nocturne fossil]

outside of disc iam pretty straight forward

i do tend to act crazy in this chat sometimes xD

[nocturne fossil]

much appreciated

[west stirrup]

Only ceylon no one else

[rancid parcel]

I need a cold drink, provide me one cool guy

[nocturne fossil]

🍺

have a beer

[west stirrup]

Do cool people have fridges?

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

Give me a bourbon or whiskey

Beer taste disgusting

[nocturne fossil]

thats the point :D

[nocturne fossil]

soz can only serve one

[rancid parcel]

You r fired :D

[west stirrup]

Hi fired

[quaint belfry]

Hi fried

[craggy mica]

fired for what

[fierce mason]

From life
shoots

[hollow owl]

Neither for me

Ty

[rancid parcel]

Weak.

[sleek prism]

No need to be sorry

[still bobcat]

boring week but at least i got something out of it

[neon acorn]

I had this done a long time ago, trucker

[livid agate]

Me atm

[spice inlet]

hi pros

happy birthday @alpine basin

(judging from the birthday cake in ur status)

[rancid parcel]

Happy birthday
||Congratulations for wasting another year of your precious life||

[spice inlet]

Birthday lesson: ||Stay away from Athena||

[alpine basin]

worth it

[nocturne fossil]

harry's words are valid btw

[teal gale]

Happy birthed day

[prime ibex]

Happy birthday Wall

[nocturne fossil]

🎂

wall here is more cake

[ornate quartz]

Happy Birthday wall become big wall now

[prime ibex]

Big wall

[alpine basin]

[ornate quartz]

When new dlc is coming??

[hollow owl]

May 14th

[alpine basin]

no leaking company secrets

[hollow owl]

Well

What if I don't work for a company

[alpine basin]

life in a mental hospital

[hollow owl]

No ty

I don't need that

Someone else ik does though

[west stirrup]

What

How do you know

[hollow owl]

Because it's the same day as my birthday

[craggy mica]

gta?

[west stirrup]

No

[ornate quartz]

Yeah

[west stirrup]

Space

[craggy mica]

new dlc?!

no idea

[ornate quartz]

Become more untraceable

[alpine basin]

Stw going free today is all I needed to hear for my birthday

[hollow owl]

I heard about that

Heard it gives free v bucks

[alpine basin]

No, for founders yes, but normal people get basic stuff, I posted a ton about it in #other-games if you wanna look + register

[teal gale]

Rockstar should release data of the most picked mansion AI

[fierce mason]

wait there dlc?

[craggy mica]

no idea

[hollow owl]

Dlc?

[quaint belfry]

Angel

[mild hearth]

yes i have og not angle

[craggy mica]

new dlc? troll or something?

[teal gale]

lame

[mild hearth]

and youre spicy

[brittle hatch]

I want to see now

[prime ibex]

Darshy

[honest geyser]

There’s an ai?

[lavish mulch]

i think we all know who it is

[honest geyser]

Why is there an ai?

[tame holly]

Its a teaser for a clifford return

I just know it

[honest geyser]

Clifford was such a meta joke character tbh

Rockstar predicted AI bros before AI became big

[tame holly]

that plot point aged very well

[teal gale]

mansion assistants

[tame holly]

Even got musk into it

[honest geyser]

Damn

I haven’t seen the new dlc yet so I’m out of the know

[tame holly]

mansions are a nice addition tbh

gameplay wise, the best thing they offer is no raids

but the new missions added in are mostly fun

(apart for the trash truck one, its series A again)

[honest geyser]

I guess that’s cool

[craggy mica]

updated?

[fast bridge]

Huh?

[craggy mica]

weekly?

[fast bridge]

No

[west stirrup]

Now?

[fast bridge]

No

W event week

https://x.com/cghchannel/status/2031822912613970377?s=46

CentralGamingHub (@CGHchannel)

What's coming tomorrow in #GTAOnline

New Content:
• Community Series Showcase (available through April 1st):
• Log in to receive GTA$1,000,000 (within 72 hours)
• Complete five Community Series Jobs each week to receive GTA$500,000 – totaling GTA$1,500,000 (within 72

X · Mar 11, 2026, 8:01 PM

Free money

[hollow owl]

You say this every week

[fast bridge]

Not every

[hollow owl]

I have never been more confident about something in my entire life

[fast bridge]

I called this event week

[tame holly]

I know what i'm doing

Career progress grind

[hollow owl]

4x Ron missions sound good

But meh

[untold dock]

ugh

[fast bridge]

Have fun

[untold dock]

2x vehicle cargo is pretty mid and 4x on ron is pretty damn bad

[fast bridge]

Already got all career done for now

[tame holly]

30% off the dump

LETS GOOO

[untold dock]

i mean 300k per car in a public session isn't too bad

[fast bridge]

Free ramp buggy

[fast bridge]

I sell them in private sessions since there’s no high demand bonus

[teal gale]

What are ron missions

[untold dock]

yes there is

[fast bridge]

There isn’t

[untold dock]

you are wrong

[tame holly]

it just doesn't count for career progress

but it does exist

[hollow owl]

The contact ones

[hollow owl]

There is

They gave it HDB a while back

[untold dock]

ron doesn't have any good missions though

[hollow owl]

Like a year or 2 ago?

[untold dock]

like simeon's repo

[fast bridge]

When?

[hollow owl]

.

[untold dock]

quite a while ago

multiple years

[hollow owl]

It originally never had HDB your correct there

But they did give it hdb

[fast bridge]

I usually sell in a private lobby with 3 other people and never get damage

[untold dock]

🆗

yeah ron doesn't have a single good mission

[tame holly]

Hol up, whats the featured game mode

[untold dock]

the highest unlock rank one you can do solo is only 55

[hollow owl]

So mid week

[untold dock]

and that one takes forever if i remember correctly

[hollow owl]

Yeah, gta can stay closed this week

[fast bridge]

U don’t want the free money?

[hollow owl]

No, i don't care for money

Never really have in gta

Unless i find the week interesting

I don't really care

Same with the claimable cars

[tame holly]

Its this vehicle warehouse that is free ?

if so thats a shit location

[untold dock]

i mean it's not that bad

i'd take it over la mesa

[tame holly]

tbf i would move mine to davis, but i'm not selling all of the low and mid range and setting up only high end again

[hollow owl]

Only reason I would hop on gta this week is to do the weekly challenge as it's the only thing interesting me

Win 3 races for 100k is noice

[fast bridge]

I like La Mesa more

[golden sundial]

2x import export, noice, now I got a reason to fly the mule for days

[turbid turtle]

what is that?

[untold dock]

what is what

[turbid turtle]

what is this rank related to?

[untold dock]

bad location, nowhere close to land mule

the rank at which a mission unlocks directly affects how much it pays out

[tame holly]

Tbf apart for the cargobob mission i don't use mule for import

[untold dock]

higher rank = more rp and money for a given amount of time spent

[tame holly]

I prefer driving the cars

[turbid turtle]

I see, thank you

[untold dock]

dispatch and repo work are both treated as unlocking at rank 100 so they pay quite a bit more than any other mission for the same time

[tame holly]

anyway, visione as a prize ride is nice, too bad its a 4 day one

[teal gale]

We are ALL waiting for pooborama and hazard's videos on how to make millions this week right

[tame holly]

no

its just gonna be import/export since thats the main bonus

that and the community series, since its x3 and 500k bonus for playing it

[hollow glade]

I guess I’ll bring the iron mule out and give it a whirl once again

[west stirrup]

YES

[candid veldt]

how is the weaponized ignus in races? I easily won a community series one

[tame holly]

if its the hsw, top tier

only the fmj mk v is faster

[west stirrup]

Deveste eat is the best pick

[candid veldt]

cant turn in it

[candid veldt]

yea maxxed out

[mild hearth]

This time the velum wasnt destroyet see it as a win

[fleet sluice]

maybe i’ve had the wrong name this entire time

demolition crashed into a mountain as i said that

[untold dock]

that is impressively bad performance

[golden sundial]

My lobster, I need some juicy info

Do you know where I can see places to put mines for prison break?

[untold dock]

who places what mine doesn't really matter but this is what i usually go with
demo: 1, 3, 4, 11, 12
officer: 2, 5, 6, 7, 8
prisoner: 9, 10, 13, 14, 15

pilot can only be inside the prison for 30 seconds at a time so placing mines is a pain and most people don't bother

[golden sundial]

I'm going to be the only one placing mines, as I mostly run with randoms

[untold dock]

don't bother with mines when you're playing with randoms

randoms will pretty much always immediately trigger the ladder checkpoint

[golden sundial]

But they are sloooowww

[untold dock]

right

[golden sundial]

I arrive at the prison and they're still on the way to the bus, I can place some mines then fuck off

Unless something doesn't go according to plan?

[untold dock]

if you're demo then maybe

[golden sundial]

Yes, asking as demo

[untold dock]

i mean if you can place mines and get the buzzard by the time they trigger the ladder then yes it would be beneficial

[fleet sluice]

my other teammates were level 60 and 41, and they didn’t do anything wrong at all except drive away from the conveniently parked velum next to the prison

[golden sundial]

diabetes final boss

[untold dock]

snacking is a perfectly balanced game mechanic

[west stirrup]

Last frame of the video

[turbid turtle]

[untold dock]

also did you find mqncler just randomly?

[golden sundial]

I responded to someone's LFG and he was one of the people in the team

[untold dock]

ic

did you notice his player card says bad sport

[golden sundial]

I didn't look at anyone's details

Lemme see

Yes I c

No dunce cap tho

interesting name

[west stirrup]

ow

[nocturne fossil]

blow it to smithereens

smoke a blunt for the victory

[west stirrup]

Whats the cooldown for salvaga yarn work

[covert atlas]

The contracts should be like 5 minutes or something.

[west stirrup]

Ow but im sleeping in a bit

[covert atlas]

Salvaging cars should be 48 minutes iirc so 24 minutes this week since it’s 2x speed

[west stirrup]

Can you do it for me?

[nocturne fossil]

random npc = "people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones"

[quaint belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

sup Darshy

[north marten]

might take his paint and put it on my f1 jubeleel

[craggy mica]

What gives more RP, Ron contact missions or Import/Export?

[tame holly]

It will prob be ron since its x4

[vocal geode]

[quaint belfry]

Sorry was busy, didn't saw your message, how are you doing

[west stirrup]

Arent there gta+ bonuses #gta-news

[tame holly]

Uuuum its the same as last week ?

[storm nimbus]

Nothing extra this week

[desert ruin]

what to do when my game breaks and I'm stuck looking at the void of loading screen

[opal rock]

Touch grass

[alpine basin]

open resource monitor and suspend the game, then after 10 seconds, resume it

[west stirrup]

I thought i saw 6x on community series if you have gta=

[desert ruin]

gta equals🥀

[west stirrup]

Haha your game broke

[weak rivet]

[neon acorn]

I guess there never is -Jack

[neon acorn]

Me every weekly update in GTA Online

[weak rivet]

yes thank u for blessing my eyes today

[desert ruin]

fax

[neon acorn]

I wish I was blind

And deaf

I really need to learn sign language someday

It would be amazing

[hollow owl]

I'm not coming in this channel for the rest of the week

[untold dock]

ok bye

[neon acorn]

Take me with you

[hollow owl]

With pleasure

[rancid parcel]

Back to work

[hollow owl]

No

3 weeks

[rancid parcel]

No

[hollow owl]

Then I'll be back to work

[rancid parcel]

12 hours

[hollow owl]

No, I have irl stuff to handle

And driving lessons soon

[rancid parcel]

Just get a mk2

ez

[hollow owl]

I'll need a license still

[rancid parcel]

My child got a job

[hollow owl]

Did your child like grow up within a year?

[rancid parcel]

They grow up so fast

[hollow owl]

Well

I don't feel 18

I feel 16

[still bobcat]

wait which one was the gta+ salvage yard bonus

guys check if your salvage yard passive income is bugged, seems im still getting 4x from last week?

[desert ruin]

yeah okay fuck this game

[alpine basin]

people've been banned for less

[hollow owl]

Wat

[rancid parcel]

Ban this loser

[hollow owl]

Filter hates me

80k for 15 mins in a Ron mission

[untold dock]

that is... awful

[hollow owl]

I'll take it

Might so some for fun

[still bobcat]

thanks for getting me to watch it

[alpine basin]

you watched it of your own free will

[neon acorn]

Who is bro lying to

Is this why you own the emoji movie on Blu-ray?

[west stirrup]

How much rp?

[hollow owl]

16,185

[west stirrup]

Tasty

[hollow owl]

This was on Crank up the volume

And completing it as fast as possible gives 20k

[west stirrup]

Enemies drop 100 rp

[eager agate]

why do npcs in this specific vehicle sourcing mission have insane rapid fire

[still bobcat]

so you lose money

[sleek prism]

Lies

[hollow owl]

No lies

[rancid parcel]

Sounds like smth a liar would say.

[hollow owl]

Sounds like something you would say

[rancid parcel]

Indeed

[hollow owl]

Mhm

[untold dock]

https://x.com/texfunz2/status/2032094239190908978?s=46&t=YBhfh_FCK_7xWFNhYh2KSw

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

Business Bonuses of the next three weeks

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#GTAOnline

X · Mar 12, 2026, 1:59 PM

yay...

2x document forgery and bunker research missions

[eager agate]

as if we didn't get those a month ago

[tame holly]

ANOTHER BIKER WEEK

I love paying back to the community by having 2 trash weeks in a row, with only one somewhat decent

[alpine basin]

Biker year

grand theft bike

[tame holly]

And I know damn well weed will get x2 sometimes next month

[alpine basin]

counterfeit cash again but its only production

[fast bridge]

Let’s goooo!!!!

[untold dock]

yes, let's go play some other game

[sleek prism]

fr

[nocturne fossil]

should have being permanent dafu

oreo impersonator detected

[west stirrup]

The real oreo

[nocturne fossil]

didnt we get the beer hat thats listed for this weeks login?

[hollow owl]

Only person I know to be this excited with getting the ramp buggy and phantom wedge is my dad lmao

[nocturne fossil]

i already have em

and still appreciate them

[pallid mist]

Your Dad is GTA Player too? Holy molly

[hollow owl]

Started on ps3

[pallid mist]

Is he a higher level than yah?

[sleek prism]

Kinda miss ps3 times playing gta v

Son is too young to play gtao

[pallid mist]

Good old days

[nocturne fossil]

wish my parents were interesting

[cunning python]

ron missions dont feel like 4x money

[nocturne fossil]

they dont

[cunning python]

this is way too low

i remember when ron & trevor were 4x or 3x last year i got way more

[hollow owl]

Yeah but he hasn't played in a while, I essentially built his account which was mine

It's rank 550+

Mine's is 501 or 503

[pallid mist]

Oh so you built 2 account then

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[pallid mist]

[hollow owl]

My old main acc Gizmo which is now my dads

As i replay gltiched tf out of it

[pallid mist]

Would love to have a talk with your dad while doing something in GTAO

[hollow owl]

Lmao

He just hops on to play whatever

Mainly on Hitman rn

House Flipper

[lavish mulch]

hitting men while being bald is pretty fun

[hollow owl]

But he should be on ps5 next week with me now

[pallid mist]

Make him play RE9 and see if he will play like Ned Luke too xd

[hollow owl]

We played a little of RE7 a while ago

Never touched it since

[pallid mist]

Lmao

[hollow owl]

Loves Dying Light though

[pallid mist]

It's easy tho

[pallid mist]

I never play that sadly

[hollow owl]

I've watched it so many times

But never played it

[pallid mist]

We're not very different then

[hollow owl]

I watch this one many times
https://youtu.be/onKsRtuj_bc?si=auPLuptgBL2UuGf0

[pallid mist]

I haven't watch this one yet I watch the older one and its a long time ago

[lavish mulch]

a hacker gave me a infinite ammo crossbow in that game

[quaint belfry]

There is a crossbow in the game?

Oh wait

You mean the other game

[candid veldt]

amazing!

[lavish mulch]

the first game

[quaint belfry]

What's full shotgun ammo

[storm nimbus]

9999 shotgun shells

[quaint belfry]

So it's useless

[storm nimbus]

Unless you need shotgun ammo yes

[quaint belfry]

Unless it's mk2 bullets , i don't get the point of this mystery reward

[storm nimbus]

There are a bunch of usless ones

One candy bar for example

[west stirrup]

where is oreo

[lavish mulch]

[hollow owl]

That is not useless

[storm nimbus]

It is when my snacks are full and free

[opal rock]

Sick, is this a new dlc for gta?

[hollow owl]

Yes

Leaked when gta6 will be coming out

[opal rock]

[west stirrup]

Who invented this awful Facetoface meta

[hollow owl]

I tried to win during then

I just join them to goof around

[west stirrup]

Its so boring

[hollow owl]

There is a ps5 f2f map i keep getting into

So annoying

[west stirrup]

Only 2-3 normal races the rest are f2f

[prime ibex]

Leon cosplay?

[prime ibex]

Darshs

[west stirrup]

Check my banner for your answer

[prime ibex]

Im seeing resident evil everywhere

I had tried played the 7 when i was little but i got too scared

I think i have to defeat my fears and complete the whole saga

[west stirrup]

Yes do that

[candid veldt]

lol x4 on ron

[candid veldt]

community series is rubbish

why they replaced the previous races 🙁

[west stirrup]

ITS ALL F2F i hate it

[untold dock]

yeah the jobs are...

not very good

[tame holly]

R* showing the very creative side of the community right there

Community month btw

[west stirrup]

I loved the LNY races they actually gave good RP and were well made

[tame holly]

btw i'm just doing the 5 events for the 500k, races for weekly will be done while i try to get visione anyway

• last weeks races were decent, i liked the rallycross track

[eager agate]

I tried a community stunt race last week and the race was 90% on land like how the hell do you call that a stunt race

Didn't like the lny races either those are literally just city limits but expanded

[candid veldt]

it just community races I think, not all of them stunt, some are even open wheels

oh wait I hit a race 😮
so races still possible

[fast bridge]

F2F is fun

[west stirrup]

Ok

[nocturne fossil]

yo how do i get that clover outfit

whats the catch

i got it once but from what i see it resets per 48mins?

does that mean if iam slow to get it under 48mins it could reset inbetween?

gotta do it several times more :(

gosh its character specific

[golden sundial]

The cooldowns in the vehicle warehouse are dumb as hell

It's not exactly a banger business, and they still prevent you from being efficient with it

[plucky burrow]

hi

[plucky burrow]

hi wanna smoke weed again

[rancid parcel]

Bye

[plucky burrow]

you're actually up 😭

[rancid parcel]

[plucky burrow]

still doing homework this late

[nocturne fossil]

got it again

[hollow owl]

Isn't it like 4am for u rn

[plucky burrow]

6 or 7

[hollow owl]

Sthu

[nocturne fossil]

exactly lumbago

[plucky burrow]

[nocturne fossil]

no-one ask u

[plucky burrow]

I'm not lying though

[nocturne fossil]

ok

this clove collectible is a pain

[plucky burrow]

clove

[nocturne fossil]

🍀

[plucky burrow]

six leaf clover is better

[nocturne fossil]

[plucky burrow]

I'm about to commit heist

[west stirrup]

Ireland

[plucky burrow]

omg

come smoke with me

I missed the bong

[west stirrup]

Noo

I need to hear cars

[plucky burrow]

[rancid parcel]

He aint wrong

[hollow owl]

[rancid parcel]

Back to work

[hollow owl]

Work?

[neon acorn]

Six…

[neon acorn]

How come?

[nocturne fossil]

they arent on the same day on the map

they change every ingame day

and per character too

and i have alotta characters to get it from

[plucky burrow]

@golden sundial fix your servers

[nocturne fossil]

is the servers malfunctioning again

[west stirrup]

Skill iss

you

[plucky burrow]

hi

suss up

[golden sundial]

welp

when my father has to renew the data plan i'll let him know that Lumber needs ample bandwidth

[plucky burrow]

I'll pay you in advance

suhoor time

[untold dock]

raided a stash house, transaction pending for a good minute and i ended up getting nothing

[teal gale]

theres an issue rn nothing saves

[untold dock]

had to go double check on mct that it actually didn't fill up any business

[nocturne fossil]

cant even keep the servers straight till i get the clover fit smh

[west stirrup]

Rekt?

[golden sundial]

yeah that message kept appearing for me, wanted to contact mors mutual to get the mule back, only to sit on the menu for like 5 min

[hollow owl]

Our operators are all on call right now

[nocturne fossil]

⌛

feels like their servers have been breaking down back to back for a while a now

also the email verification now goes to spam mails

just great

(loads for me now)

[nocturne fossil]

oh my gawd

just realized

i gotta collect 25green normal clovers for a different variation of this suit

iam having a headache rn

[past saffron]

Did you already do the gold ones?

[nocturne fossil]

i did get them on all 7characters that iam using

but knowing that i gotta login to all of them again and do even more work

makes me pissed

[past saffron]

Why 7

[nocturne fossil]

why not

[past saffron]

That’s a lot lol

Are you playing heists by yourself

[nocturne fossil]

i have a few more but they are low levels and unused second characters

[nocturne fossil]

i play on a single machine with multiple accs and second characters

[nocturne fossil]

used to do so in legacy

[past saffron]

@teal gale should do this with the army of cliffords

[nocturne fossil]

collected the yuan boas, high roller cards, ld organics, action figures, solo collectibles

the most dreadful one thus far was the 200pumpkins from halloween

them resetting after a single day is not helping

[past saffron]

Wasn’t around for the pumkins :/

That was for the mc jacket right?

[nocturne fossil]

u missed out on the shocker and alien outfit :(

[nocturne fossil]

cant recall a jacket

but they gave overalls and a hat based on ghostbusters

also ofc the alien boxers and hats which were available since2022

oh yeah the glowing onesies and bigfoot outfits too

[past saffron]

Ohh the mc jackets were in 2023

[nocturne fossil]

during halloween?

i remember the cat masks

[past saffron]

Yes

[nocturne fossil]

but no mc jacket

[still bobcat]

oh my god these knoway cars spawning in front of my vehicle cargo

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

are there any parts that make the mk5 fmj stiff

that thing runs into curbs

and it doesnt have mirrors to affect it like the other cars

hate how its annoying to use in casual play

[quaint belfry]

Hi tsuna

[fleet sluice]

i’ve been kicked from heists more on my main acc than my level 76 account-

[quaint belfry]

Don't destroy the velum

[eager agate]

Like hitting curbs like a wall?

[silk shuttle]

they think u a cheater, sorry i mean MoOdEr for being rank 196

[fleet sluice]

i am. i cheat on tests

got picked up by a random guy

[nocturne fossil]

the typical zeno and xtreme related curb crashing from the front

i didnt have too much issues with it on races except for a few circumstances

but using it casually during freeroam i noticed a bit

i might have to check wsp cuz the suspension was stock

[eager agate]

why don't you have max suspension

it actually increase grip

[nocturne fossil]

cuz it was crashing

[plucky burrow]

it is a trade off

[nocturne fossil]

ik it increases grip but i dont have it on all vehicles

cuz it looks bad

[plucky burrow]

maximum suspension isn't always good

in street races

[nocturne fossil]

i dont use all cars for races

[plucky burrow]

what did I walk into anyway

[eager agate]

why tho

[nocturne fossil]

mk5 fmj crashing into curbs

[plucky burrow]

ask rockstar

the cars "overreact" basically

too dramatic on curbs and holes

it does give you a higher top speed though

or something

[eager agate]

nah not top speed

only decrease body roll which leads to increased grip on some cars

otherwise suspension is mostly cosmetic

[plucky burrow]

that same grip is too tight for street races

it just doesn't work

try the sultan classic for example

[eager agate]

street races like the one with tuners?

[plucky burrow]

competition vs street suspension

the latter feels way smoother

[eager agate]

well that one is known for middle suspension being better

[plucky burrow]

[eager agate]

most cars you should just slap max on it

[plucky burrow]

for supers yeah no-brainer

[eager agate]

also the sultan is already notorious for being horrible with bumps, suspension barely does anything

[plucky burrow]

I'm just saying when it matters the most, it is relative

[plucky burrow]

[neon acorn]

Bro what

Don’t slander my pride and joy

[rancid parcel]

Mk2 eats them both for breakfast.

[plucky burrow]

what mk2

[tame holly]

Retinue mk2

[plucky burrow]

shit car

next question

[west stirrup]

Lost slamvan holy shit

[alpine basin]

doesn't even feel like a rare vehicle

[west stirrup]

I'm not even phased

[storm nimbus]

[alpine basin]

||Its a lost slamvan at heart||

[west stirrup]

I edited the text so others wouldn't feel too jealous

[storm nimbus]

Of course, how silly of me

[west stirrup]

HSW time trial

[silk shuttle]

call me a zenophobe the way i don't own a zeno in the first place bc of this shit

[silk shuttle]

use a car

[west stirrup]

Dev8 too slow

[silk shuttle]

fym too slow

what time are u getting with the d8

[west stirrup]

But

[west stirrup]

3:49,99

[silk shuttle]

nah 😭

i refuse to believe that

[west stirrup]

prove

[silk shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5REsj-ahJ8

[west stirrup]

Goofy ass route

[silk shuttle]

haven't even watched it

[west stirrup]

Uh i have

[silk shuttle]

at 2x speed ig

[west stirrup]

I was distracted by subway surfers

Fort zancoco and the jump near Nose server farm

[tame holly]

They forgetting the og : the faction

[eager agate]

better than going offroad around the mountain

[vocal geode]

Mr Lester got happy

[west stirrup]

Happy birthday

[desert ruin]

good morning mk2 channel

[silk shuttle]

mfw i have the faction

all 4 of them, actually

with zeno, it's a disease
with faction, it's a lifestyle

[tame holly]

Does the police one still have the same issue ? I know the donk doesn't

[silk shuttle]

only the regular base default original faction has that issue

[fast bridge]

Idk why people are thinking the event week is weird. They’ve done it first with RDO and then occasional GTAO event weeks like heist month and Halloween month

[fast bridge]

At least they fixed it

[golden sundial]

And what is this exactly

[versed lintel]

add ai emoji

[nocturne fossil]

dont

[fast bridge]

The Halloween newswire

[west stirrup]

Because those were special occasions, Halloween and Heist month-for mansions

[still bobcat]

There's nothing you can do, if somebody locks onto your vehicle cargo that's gg

Can't even instantly cut the game

[nocturne fossil]

i dont recall vcargo being missile targetted

i never did em in public lobbies

[still bobcat]

Just happened, Mk.II

[nocturne fossil]

must've free aimed it

[still bobcat]

No

I held C and watched both missiles home in onto the vehicle

[nocturne fossil]

[still bobcat]

I mean it was a level 2000 account made in 2022 but I'm not well versed enough to say he had some skidmark anti-anti-loj

[west stirrup]

What is a clove

[nocturne fossil]

the new collectible

[still bobcat]

if someone can confirm vehicle cargo is LOJ ill be asking rockstar for 300k

[nocturne fossil]

gold clover
green clover

[tame holly]

Im pretty sure its not

[still bobcat]

I didnt think it was LOJ

[nocturne fossil]

whats loj

[still bobcat]

lock on jammer

its used as a term for imani tech vehicles but i feel the appreviation works for mission vehicles that cant be locked onto

[tame holly]

On an unrelated note, man the community series suck this week, not a single fun event imo

[still bobcat]

havent tried the community series yet

or gone after the clovers

health in the way

[tame holly]

I'm just doing it for the 500k, currently at 2/5

[alpine basin]

Not worth it, the green and yellow suits aren't the greatest

[still bobcat]

idk whats going on with these public lobbies tonight

[nocturne fossil]

they are infact awful

cant even switch glasses or masks once equipped

[nocturne fossil]

how often do u play in public sesh?

is it safe in the longrun?

u played in publics back in legacy as well?

[still bobcat]

whenever i need to sell my product (minus biker drugs)

usually the lobbies are pretty peaceful in australia, but tonight has been a shitshow with MkII griefers

Yea... I used to play 2017-2019 legacy public lobbies...

[nocturne fossil]

my friend who played in public lobbies in legacy reached lvl1000 back then and couldnt migrate his acc

even after coming to enhanced i never stepped into one

idk never trusted public lobbies

being blow up multiple times is the least of my concerns

my issue is any potential acc modifications

[still bobcat]

I was able to migrate, not sure if making a ticket for every little bit of modded griefing to my account helped but I'm on enhanced

[nocturne fossil]

i dont feel like joining them even on my alt rn

[still bobcat]

if you go onto my support dashboard you can find tickets of me telling them to remove $15000

[nocturne fossil]

🤷‍♂️

[still bobcat]

i think the worst thats happened was when i was livestreaming and they were fucking with our elite challenge heists, automatically completing them

else since back in november i havent had money, and i think ive been crashed like twice natively without streaming influence

[west stirrup]

It’s all face to ass races

2 good races

[eager agate]

Give me the name I'll try

[west stirrup]

Unknown unknown and uh

[still bobcat]

once ive sold i can tell you

[west stirrup]

I forgot but it’s at the top of the list

[eager agate]

Random race huh

[west stirrup]

Ues

[still bobcat]

wandom mall?

i dont mind the crazy ones tbh, reminds me of watching those SAMP videos back in like 2009

I think this is all of them? @eager agate

[eager agate]

Hmm

Any normal race?

[still bobcat]

no

theres like 8 deathmatch esc ones too

[tame holly]

Lmao lvl 27 disliked the unknown unknown

When i spectated him when i won, he didn't press the brake once and couldnt come out of the easiest reverse in the world

Anyway, import export grinding time

[eager agate]

He himself would question what is a brake

[tame holly]

specialist + vehicle contract
Humane labs

[tame holly]

I hate the cooldown for vehicle export

[eager agate]

these community races are P L A I N

can't even drive at top speed in any of those

[past saffron]

Same, I wonder if theres a glitcher

[candid veldt]

you can do 100% effort but sometimes it isn't enough

[flat timber]

man i havent played cayo since 2022 and i feel like i lost my skills

like i forgot everythingg

[still bobcat]

i felt like that for a bit, even had to look up a guide because i only knew it before they made some changes

[flat timber]

im getting old lol

[craggy mica]

‘congratulations, you have been awarded $1000000’

[west stirrup]

God damn 32k

Should do

Thats with gta^ right?

[tame holly]

I got 50k rp in one

no gta+

[west stirrup]

Wtf

I need to find those lobbies

[candid veldt]

depends on the event

x3 for all x6 for gta

[tame holly]

oh shit i'm with lesteruwucrest

the totally not lester account

[nocturne fossil]

its just cayo bro chill da hell out

[flat timber]

?

[nocturne fossil]

its not even the hardest heist ingame

[flat timber]

ok?

[nocturne fossil]

look a guide or sum

[flat timber]

shutup

[nocturne fossil]

"man i havent played cayo since 2022 and i feel like i lost my skills"

this man has not done other stuff in the game

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[still bobcat]

i dont think i should have started my nightclub sell in this lobby...

[nocturne fossil]

you only have urself to blame

[neon acorn]

@still bobcat I’m somehow in your session

[still bobcat]

it does that

how are you retired if you're playing

[nocturne fossil]

you both were meant to play together 🩶

[still bobcat]

ngl i was tabbed out

[neon acorn]

testing something on the game rn

All my settings got reset yet again

blessed

[nocturne fossil]

keep a back up of the xml

[neon acorn]

Man when are they gonna add path tracing to GTA 5

That woulda been expanded and enhanced for pc

[neon acorn]

Put a shirt on!

anyway, I’m gonna get off now

[prime ibex]

da clove hunter🥹

[neon acorn]

Back to being retired

Bro the stupid game gave me 30,000 chips

I ain’t gambling

[hollow owl]

"This server harasses me 24/7"

100% true right there

[neon acorn]

I’ve gotta be spitting

The amount of reports I’ve made because of creeps in #gta-online is ridiculous

[teal gale]

NOOOO

waiting to get a single sell vehicle just for this idiot to ruin it

[tame holly]

why the fuck do u have paleto bay

[teal gale]

cheap 🥀

[tame holly]

its not the cheapest tho ?

[nocturne fossil]

ill remove it once i get all cloves for all characters i use

[prime ibex]

When da survival doer coming back

[nocturne fossil]

not anytime soon

[quaint belfry]

Now drink all the pisswassers

[past saffron]

If I get chased by one more mf inna phantom wedge

Especially while doing a car sale

Last one I just turned the corner on, got out and started blasting, until I seen that name pop up on my screen

[nocturne fossil]

this blud doesnt know what a "home key" is

[lavish mulch]

he doesn't have a home

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

Ik it's joking but let's not publicly mock ppl

.

[nocturne fossil]

alr

[opal rock]

@silk shuttle how you don’t know the home key mate?

[candid veldt]

how do I join RON missions that other started?

[silk shuttle]

because sometimes i facetime with myself to hear what a real one gotta say
but that has an unintended consequence https://youtu.be/H36lTYziwTo?t=192

[opal rock]

Respect

👊

[silk shuttle]

[west stirrup]

Bro fist

[nocturne fossil]

my friend just checked my character out with terrobyte

he was shocked to see my gtao character was a virgin

its a flex

(we dont talk about main character or storymode character)

the low proffessor arcade machine? cba

[covert atlas]

My character will rob banks, commit murders, and smuggle drugs. But he will NOT take advantage of women.