gta-online-mk2

[rancid parcel]

You r fired.

[plucky burrow]

you'll learn

[rancid parcel]

I wont.

[tidal yew]

@real peak

Probably somewhere dumb sleep

[plucky burrow]

[prime ibex]

Dont

[rancid parcel]

I gotta feed my children

[nocturne fossil]

wdym

ur oppressors?

[prime ibex]

U can have more than 1 oppressur?

[nocturne fossil]

she has a garage full of em lol

showed a whole picture

[prime ibex]

Damn i only got a oppressur mk1 and mi2

[nocturne fossil]

same lol

[rancid parcel]

*garages

[nocturne fossil]

bruh

no way thats plural

iam ded

[fleet sluice]

we got a bit of a problem. someone caught wind of what we’re up to, apparently killing a guy’s closest associate puts a bit of a spotlight on him

[nocturne fossil]

lester

[ornate quartz]

Hiii

[nova comet]

What happened

[hollow owl]

[vocal geode]

[lavish mulch]

[vocal geode]

[tidal yew]

[lavish mulch]

[pallid mist]

[rancid parcel]

im currently loading the game and my brain is telling my hand to hit Alt+f4 and Enter.

intrusive thoughts won.

[spice inlet]

let ur intrusive thoughts win

freaking public lobbies man

[sturdy tapir]

[rancid parcel]

@plucky burrow

[nocturne fossil]

[rancid parcel]

He doesn't pay rent

[hollow owl]

[nocturne fossil]

feeding gasoline to them flying mosquitoes i bet

[rancid parcel]

my children aint gonna feed themselves

[vocal geode]

W image

[sturdy tapir]

[sleek prism]

Gotta star that

[hollow owl]

Denied

[rancid parcel]

1 more star needed and @plucky burrow is famous

[desert ruin]

how is THAT not enough for me to become CEO

[opal rock]

The game makes up its own mind sometimes

[desert ruin]

btw what the letter B means next to the pic of nexeremilla?

[opal rock]

Plus could be people at Cayo or in their mansion as well no?

[desert ruin]

there were 11 CEOs right now

for some reason other people are just fine to become CEOs

[desert ruin]

he's a boss not a CEO I suppose

[sleek prism]

[desert ruin]

how to
do I need rocket vehicles or smth
this is freeroam ground vehicle speed challenge

[opal rock]

Why’s your h upside down

[desert ruin]

lol

never noticed that

[sleek prism]

km/4

Baw pekopa, interesting words

[tame holly]

Probably hsw banshee gts down a bumpy road for curbboosts

[silk shuttle]

tekuschaya popytka not looking very fast

293kmh is something like 180mph, u can easily do that with an hsw banshee gts

[untold dock]

did a couple of races

[hollow owl]

Most likely it will be deleted off starboard

[opal rock]

Why even star it, seriously low quality

[tidal relic]

2175

[desert ruin]

what stars are you talking about

[desert ruin]

good morning to you too olegoreo

[desert ruin]

I don't have dat yet

[wintry ermine]

Thats a russian letter so I have no idea what it is, but hes either friends with you or in the same crew as you. Im guessing hes in the same crew

[desert ruin]

I'm not in a crew

[wintry ermine]

Then he must be a friend of urs

Or whoever took that pic

[desert ruin]

I got muted but here it is

[wintry ermine]

Pretty sure the only 2 reasons there would be a letter besides someone's name is if they're either friends with you or in the same crew as you. Maybe theres more that I dont know about then

[opal rock]

Maybe Russians use b for bestie instead of f for friend

@silk shuttle can you confirm?

[desert ruin]

maybe you should just ask me

[opal rock]

You’re the one asking what it is

[desert ruin]

I know Russian duh

[opal rock]

I know that your game is in Russian

So how you don’t know what it means then

[silk shuttle]

means they're in the same crew (banda - crew)

but they're in ign so

[desert ruin]

but I'm not in a crew currently

[silk shuttle]

just gta things

[desert ruin]

like I never joined one

[desert ruin]

well yeah that's the most logical thing ig

[opal rock]

I still like my b for bestie

[desert ruin]

and now I remember friends having the letter D

so yeah

[opal rock]

D

[desert ruin]

is this matte chrome

why no reflections at all

[desert ruin]

maybe it's not chrome at all

[untold dock]

this is not chrome

[desert ruin]

BEHOLD the Invincible Titan

[alpine basin]

if its so invincible then why can I see it

[desert ruin]

why I can't join my friend

[untold dock]

well why can't you

[desert ruin]

idk, there is no such option in the menu

[untold dock]

maybe they aren't in a joinable session

[desert ruin]

nah it was an open one
I could spectate

there were only 3 options

[untold dock]

how could you spectate without joining

[desert ruin]

idk

through the friends tab in pause menu?

THEY ALL HAVE MINIGUNS

WHAT IS THIS

this bandit fight red circle thing

[wintry ermine]

Maybe session was full?

[untold dock]

that does not remove the join button

[wintry ermine]

Ik u can glitch join if it lets u spectate

[desert ruin]

13 players

[desert ruin]

3 enemies had miniguns what is this

[craggy mica]

[untold dock]

@long cobalt when online

[craggy mica]

og heists cmm

[tame holly]

I'm currently making my character ultra drunk

why is it 100 times for the award R*

[untold dock]

all after hours awards must be pain

[tame holly]

only 30 more minutes of dancing, 65 more drunk and 74 more player visit

[long cobalt]

now if you want

[craggy mica]

[untold dock]

@long cobalt get on

[desert ruin]

hehe
this is weed

[craggy mica]

mhm

[tame holly]

Finally, no more dancing

[west stirrup]

Where do i customize parachutes

[sleek prism]

Clothes store

[west stirrup]

Uh

[sleek prism]

Or was it ammunation

[lament frigate]

Ammunation

[west stirrup]

I couldn't find it so i fled to my agency

Leon Kidney is made

[fossil dagger]

youngling

[west stirrup]

Up close it's accurate

He's not that wrinkly in re9

[teal gale]

leon methhedy

[craggy mica]

[tame holly]

RIP, the best one for last

[craggy mica]

3 still locks i think

spent 11m+

[teal gale]

Gg

[craggy mica]

[teal gale]

now put it on pump shotgun and blow up 10 cop cars

or til u run out

[plucky burrow]

hi lumbago

[craggy mica]

no damage

[opal rock]

You starred it yourself, smh

If I ever make mod you’re outta here

[plucky burrow]

go star it

[opal rock]

I’m not starring that rubbish

[plucky burrow]

you have veto or something

I only release peak

[opal rock]

[hollow glade]

Real?

[plucky burrow]

yes

we just sold weed

[west stirrup]

Ofc

yes

[hollow glade]

[plucky burrow]

weed

[untold dock]

can these fucking npcs pack it in?

they're out to get me

[lament frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/what-am-i-looking-at-cat-confused-gif-25251297

[eager agate]

meth overflow

[fast tree]

3 more oppressor kills

i lovee the gta super tucano

[sturdy tapir]

Micheal Jackson+Leon Kennedy ahh build

[loud pebble]

i got explosive rounds first try

[hollow glade]

I think I might be ready for 2x crates

[rancid parcel]

Woe, ghost raid upon thee

[alpine basin]

True, I have mine full but I can fill them so easily with gta+

[hollow glade]

I ain’t afraid of no ghost

[north marten]

Every body in that NOC's body has just turned into liquid

[nocturne fossil]

felt bad for that lady ngl

tho i shoot npcs quite often in the game xd

[fierce mason]

Now if i was driving
@tidal yew
how bad do you think it will be?

[tidal yew]

Race would've been canceled by battle eye

[nocturne fossil]

😂

[fierce mason]

Why?

[tidal yew]

Caz I've seen you racing, battle must have given u some warning s

[fierce mason]

Okay that actually funny

[tidal yew]

[desert ruin]

walt and jesse overcooked

Roulette got banned in the state of San Andreas?

crazy frog?

[past saffron]

It looks like the casino went bankrupt

They started with the furniture

[past saffron]

But the bright people of LS isn’t going to let that stop them

[desert ruin]

best gun to shoot from a bike?

[alpine basin]

Smg Mk2
Compact grenade launcher
Sawed off shotgun
tactical smg

[desert ruin]

have all of those
I'll specify, I need it for pvp

[alpine basin]

you asked for the best gun to shoot for a bike, not if you had them or not.

[desert ruin]

I am not really successful with the sawed-off

[desert ruin]

I'm just telling you that I know about all these maybe there were some other ones

[alpine basin]

you want pvp, use sticky bombs, or miniguns on the death bike or something

[still bobcat]

[alpine basin]

stop cheating nwy

[still bobcat]

im not even that good at the drift races

as soon as someone knows what they are doing i tend to lose, im just casually pubstomping

[desert ruin]

are there any alternatives to the sawed-off?
I suppose we are talking about the pump one
I need smth with high damage

[tame holly]

Never had this while racing on ps, just people asking how i was faster than them, or a gg (when they do message)

[west stirrup]

Did you say you were a noob hacker?

[alpine basin]

Use a sticky bomb, almost zero point in fighting on a bike and using a gun unless you are good with not so good dps

[tame holly]

Nah, just told them they entered the corner too much on the inside

[desert ruin]

what about the auto shotgun?

[west stirrup]

I prefer to give my opponents bad advice so they learn the hard way

[tame holly]

I mean if they rammed me sure, but that guy raced cleanly so i didn't have an issue

[eager agate]

because it's ps

I've got quite a few times got kicked because of being too good compared to the rest

[tame holly]

And ? People are dumb enough to think u can hack on console

[hollow owl]

[rancid parcel]

Great, the bear sold out once again.

[hollow owl]

No

I still am ceo

Just wanting to chill for a little while I get irl stuff better

[tame holly]

Weekly update prediction time :
X2 bunker will be the main one

[west stirrup]

8x doc forgery

[opal rock]

I’m saying 2x meth

[tame holly]

Pls not another biker week

PLEASE

[spice inlet]

lmao

[opal rock]

Not what I want but can see them dragging it out

[alpine basin]

Oh, its another biker week, you know why, Its BIKER MONTH

[tame holly]

Its biker year at this point

[alpine basin]

we've been blessed by rockstar this month, with shit pays and equally worse activities

[candid veldt]

was the weaponized ignus ever on discount?

I dont mean gta+

[still bobcat]

wish there was more drift races

not even a week of them and im already doing other lscm 5x things to break them up

[rancid parcel]

Rarely, last time was since March 2024

[hollow owl]

Kinda insane tbh

Nearly or over 2 years ago

[rancid parcel]

Still better than the Vigilante that hasn't gotten a discount since the day it was born.

[still bobcat]

huh

thats a thing?

[alpine basin]

No

someone else kicked them via a menu, thats cut content basically

thats the message that appears when someone gets forced out by someone using a menu with battleye

before battleye, it was somewhat the same thing, just without battleye

[hollow owl]

I just killed someone by driving into their Sparrow with my Tampa GT, it going flying in the air and crashing into the palm tree, blowing up where the jumps are in Vespucci Canals

[still bobcat]

[tame holly]

Congrats on the mansion trophy (im at 157 iirc)

Not going for that one since im focused on career

[still bobcat]

yea heading in now

trophy looks glorious

[quaint belfry]

Lvl 1000 soon

[still bobcat]

i dont think ill reach it, gl

[hollow owl]

After nearly 6 years

980,890,031 total income

965,119,619 total expenses

[plucky burrow]

no problem

[hollow owl]

104 days in gta

Seems like not alot icl

Just over 1/5th of that is in 1st person

[wispy tendon]

Still driving good ol reliable armored kuruma

[hollow owl]

Yeah, I had to get it out for this picture

Only car I will never sell

And this outfit I've had since like 1 month in this acc

[wispy tendon]

It's not worth selling just coz how good it is for the price lowkey

I never sell my cars

[silk shuttle]

alright bro calm the pipe down

[hollow owl]

[tidal yew]

Weren't u red few hrs ago

[hollow owl]

Yes

Why is my wifi so ass rn

[plucky burrow]

I am downloading gta

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

What

[tidal yew]

Though nvm I have gta too

[tidal yew]

U saw nothing

[hollow owl]

I can't even check to see what you said again

But I saw it

[tidal yew]

[plucky burrow]

ban me untouchable

[hollow owl]

I can't

[plucky burrow]

I will sleep on the ceiling now

the wall getting too dirty

[sleek prism]

Retired from both?

[hollow owl]

Both what

Mmi no

[sleek prism]

Gtao, modd

[hollow owl]

Gtao kinda

Have been for a while

Mod here

Temporary

[sleek prism]

Nice

I wish better weekly this time

Maybe it gives me a spark to play

[plucky burrow]

nothing better than weed

[west stirrup]

Huh

[tame holly]

My prediction is X2 bunker

[plucky burrow]

what

are you forgetting the fun time we had

in the weed selling

[west stirrup]

I’m humming to the song I’m listening to

[west stirrup]

Truck

[plucky burrow]

hi

yes

[untold dock]

they will even commit suicide just to block your path

[twin drum]

whatta hell

bear unmodded

that was quick

[hollow owl]

Lmao

Brb

[twin drum]

on a scale from 1 to 10, how tired did you get of handling some of the worst chat messages of all time

and how many times did you have to fight the urge to ban me on the spot

[iron gale]

what's the need for all that cash

[twin drum]

cash just happens as a side effect of playing the game

it's not like you can turn off getting it

[untold dock]

are you talking about literal cash or just money

because i had less than 5 million in cash

[hollow owl]

0 lol

But the messages, atleast like 3 tbh

[twin drum]

he's lying to protect my feelings

[hollow owl]

Noooo

[twin drum]

a valiant effort

[hollow owl]

I don't like banning ppl

[twin drum]

this server is crazy

i already get the most unhinged DMs from random people on here

and i'm not even an associate

dont even want to imagine what i'd be receiving if i was

[hollow owl]

I don't get any weird dms anymore

[twin drum]

wack

[hollow owl]

I haven't since I first joined

[twin drum]

did you turn off DM requests for this server?

[hollow owl]

No

[valid marsh]

Did you know reporting DMs is a thing

[twin drum]

i got one just yesterday

[valid marsh]

It's how you stop receiving them indirectly

[hollow owl]

Tbh, I don't do that

I just ignore it most of the time

[twin drum]

why would i report someone for asking how to cheat

like if you want to suck the fun out of the game that's your thing, but dont bother me in DMs with that shit

or like yesterday someone asked me on the server "how much do you know about crates" and when i didnt respond they DMd me "can you explain crates to me"

like bro just ask in public

why me

[hollow owl]

Well, this is only temporary until irl shtuff is bettr

[twin drum]

you

[sturdy tapir]

BEAR

[valid marsh]

Got timed out for mentioning an obvious block without doing the act

[twin drum]

you got timed out for this

[rancid pelican]

good ole automod filters

[sturdy tapir]

[golden sundial]

Dealing with that is not as bad as the subsequent events

[twin drum]

like what

them raging at you for muting them?

[plucky burrow]

wallaway

[frank jay]

people raging out that it "wasn't that bad"

groups that deadass say some shit like "banned/muted for no reason" or "muted for telling the truth/ saying a joke" almost always said something derogatory

[tame holly]

So I was grinding the 100 drunk award for nightclub and just got the kifflom shirt

I wasnt even going for it

[long cobalt]

@untold dock when

[past saffron]

Lucky I’ve been trying forever to get it

[untold dock]

soon

[long cobalt]

the sooner the better

[untold dock]

now

@long cobalt

[lament frigate]

give me 2x bunker fr

I have a full bunker just waiting

[west stirrup]

I just got nuked and crashed

[tame holly]

That's my weekly update prediction (i am wrong 90% of the time)

[lament frigate]

ggs then

[hollow owl]

Hangar 2x bet

My prediction

[quaint belfry]

2x production document forgery

[teal gale]

production speed?

I don't think they're that evil

[quaint belfry]

[teal gale]

What we need rn is 10% vehicle cargo boost

to break the economy

[quaint belfry]

gotta grind vehicle cargo

I forgot that it existed before you mentioned it

[silk shuttle]

kosatka?

[west stirrup]

Not gta pls remove

[silk shuttle]

is this really a gta channel tho

i mean, considering what it's used for these days

5% gta channel 95% group dm

[west stirrup]

It's a gta-online-mk2 channel

[teal gale]

banshee gts drag build

[west stirrup]

Can hao stop yapping

[prime ibex]

Agree

Darshan

[nocturne fossil]

good ol Wednesday

whats in this week

iam still confused about timezeones xd

[hollow owl]

Not out yet afaik

[west stirrup]

Alphabetical event week

Please give contact mission 4x

[nocturne fossil]

why did u retire untrace

[west stirrup]

Yacht 5x ☺️

[hollow owl]

Irl stuff

Those who know, know why

[fast bridge]

W event week

[nocturne fossil]

one of the few times iam being serious u a nice moderator while u were at it

[covert atlas]

https://x.com/gtagfx/status/2029290023623737765?s=46&t=DeuOt900bhR2YR0OGaAMDw
this looks to be it

GTA GFX (@GTAGFX)

🚨 #GTAOnline 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧: March 5th - 11th

X · Mar 4, 2026, 8:16 PM

[nocturne fossil]

thnx

[covert atlas]

Straight dogshit week.

[west stirrup]

God DAMNIT

Actually no

[tame holly]

ITS NOT BIKER

[west stirrup]

Thanks rockstar i will play re9 more now

[craggy mica]

not even good

[untold dock]

wow that is fucking tragic

[west stirrup]

How nice they're giving us more time to play great games

[fast bridge]

Claimable car
Hunting pack remix 2X
Community race series 4X
Let’s goo

[tame holly]

Free S2 cabrio and tigon at salvage yard

[untold dock]

yeah let's go play other games

[fast bridge]

Ain’t free

[nocturne fossil]

proceed to play gtao

[tame holly]

Ok 30k

[untold dock]

i already have a "free" comet s2 cabrio from the early days of the salvage yard

[tame holly]

That's basically free

[nocturne fossil]

[golden sundial]

So basically you 2x for 3 heists and then they tell you to fuck off

[nocturne fossil]

time to promote those to my friends

[fast bridge]

Not even 30k

[golden sundial]

Great stuff rockstar

[fast bridge]

I need to but GTAO always pulls me back

[hollow owl]

4x community races????

[tame holly]

20k for starting it + 10k to buy

[hollow owl]

Noooo

[fast bridge]

Which still costs money

[hollow owl]

No gif perms now

[golden sundial]

Two claimable cars is good tho

[craggy mica]

l update

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

What games are we thinking

[tame holly]

Ill take the tigon

[fast bridge]

W for me

[hollow owl]

I will continue playing Fortnite

[craggy mica]

no way you retired

[tame holly]

Dc about the S2 but heh ill just do it for weekly

[hollow owl]

Temporarily yes

[opal rock]

2x salvage yard car value

wtf is that

[craggy mica]

[west stirrup]

Oh my god wait

[opal rock]

Not even 2x on the robberies

[west stirrup]

Nutty i just need 500k

[opal rock]

Or does that include them

[fast bridge]

The speed

Tow truck

Income

[golden sundial]

Speed*

[opal rock]

So not the robberies

[tame holly]

Anyway, finally a non biker week

[west stirrup]

& power

[covert atlas]

Yeah not the robberies

[opal rock]

[craggy mica]

yeah

[fast bridge]

It would say robberies if that was this week

[fast bridge]

Let’s see what GTA+ has lol

[opal rock]

That is shockingly bad

[tame holly]

I do not have GTA + anyway

[fast bridge]

We’ll get a biker week in 6 weeks without a doubt

[golden sundial]

Actually maybe it's not so bad

[west stirrup]

Apart from re9 can someone recommend me games

[tame holly]

Very different vibe but fantasy life i

[golden sundial]

Quick car tows in the middle of other activity for some extra scratch

[west stirrup]

Im about to sell my switch

[tame holly]

It is on steam

[fast bridge]

Games I’ve been playing that are fun are TLOU. TLOUII, SM2, SMMM, SM, GOW, GOWR. A way out

[untold dock]

there goes cmm because @long cobalt is too fat to get out of the burning van

[hollow owl]

Look

His name says it all

He was just comfy

[golden sundial]

I just wanna know how it got to this point

[untold dock]

i mean you can see it in the video

vigilante explodes granger which damages the van enough to start smoking, then the van gets shot a few more times to set it on fire

[golden sundial]

Pulling out a vigilante for that part of the mission? Tsk tsk

[long cobalt]

I've never had that van explode except for one time

so I wasn't even paying attention to the drive

[craggy mica]

cmm lost?

[untold dock]

yes

[craggy mica]

[livid agate]

he had 6 years to get out

[west stirrup]

How do i know if the Painting is inside or outside of the compound

It's been 400 years since i did the prep

(inside the room with the safe)

[versed lintel]

paintings can’t be outside the compound

that’s how you know

[west stirrup]

I worded it badly

[golden sundial]

The paintings in the office would be to the right side of basement loot I think

[versed lintel]

word it better

now

[nocturne fossil]

yall doing cmm?

i have an alt character that needs cmm

[untold dock]

we were

[nocturne fossil]

oh

another day then

[long cobalt]

it was my fault ngl but you can't blame me for not expecting the van to blow up

[nocturne fossil]

dont worry about it much

nonsense in this game can happen

[long cobalt]

yeah but if I paid attention I could've bailed lol

[nocturne fossil]

which prep was it?

[long cobalt]

here

[nocturne fossil]

pac burritos?

oof

just saw now

[lament frigate]

this thing's faster than the stirling?

[west stirrup]

Why did you poo on the bonnet and spoiler

[lament frigate]

I was sadly forced by broughy to use these colors on this specific car

[fast bridge]

No

148.5 vs 156.25

[still bobcat]

thats clearly orange

[spice inlet]

@golden sundial I'm sure u like this week's update

[still bobcat]

whats the update

[spice inlet]

Hol on

https://x.com/i/status/2029292556920733808

GTA Series Videos (@GTASeries)

A new #GTAOnline event starts on March 5 (available through March 11).

Doubled Salvaging Speed, plus 2X Daily Income and Scrap Value at your Salvage Yard for breaking down neglected vehicles, starts tomorrow. Complete The Podium Robbery and The Gangbanger Robbery for a chance to

X · Mar 4, 2026, 8:27 PM

@still bobcat

[hollow glade]

It just handles a lil smoother and still likes bumps

[still bobcat]

ah, nothing week

[spice inlet]

What would be the ideal week for you

[hollow glade]

Diabolical astrale build there btw

[still bobcat]

i think salvage yard could be the worst thing to focus on

[golden sundial]

@spice inlet

[still bobcat]

double money on salvage yard income aka $300 a day

[lament frigate]

I WAS FORCED TO

THIS CAR WAS USED IN THE MCEC

[still bobcat]

[sleek prism]

Only good thing.. shit week otherwise

Actually.. I still need to tow cars iirc.. maybe its good week then

[still bobcat]

mcec spoilers i am team securoserv and i win the event in the future

[untold dock]

mikko when block game java

[still bobcat]

yea i will claim the tigon, thats it

[untold dock]

shame it has the panic plate

[still bobcat]

i dont care about the plate i just dont have a tigon

will probably change it to a black and yellow playe

[sleek prism]

Good question, tomorrow some salvage yard

[candid veldt]

I cant disable the pneumbra ff in the duggan robbery 🙁

any tips?

[still bobcat]

im going to continue grinding as much lscm as it lets me

next weeks event is so bad

[candid veldt]

yea I will leave afk on

but seriously... duggan robbery tips?

[still bobcat]

maybe gta+ month will make up for it

[hollow owl]

[west stirrup]

How forced

Lost a bet?

[hollow owl]

AP Pistol to head

[west stirrup]

Atomizer to the groin

[lament frigate]

Basically I'm participating in broughy's mcec and this car was used in one of the rounds, these colors being my team colors

[west stirrup]

aha

[candid veldt]

finally

[hollow owl]

So cooperate or have fans SWAT you

😇

[hollow owl]

[nocturne fossil]

is it ur car?

[lament frigate]

it's unfortunate I have to look at these shitty colors every week

yeah

[nocturne fossil]

whats special about it

oh

[hollow glade]

Interesting

[west stirrup]

I'm about to do 380 1 crate sells

Send help

[untold dock]

wehy

[west stirrup]

Rank 1000 desperateness

[fleet sluice]

[untold dock]

why not use mission creator

even though it was heavily nerfed it's still better than cargo and a whole lot less pain

[west stirrup]

I didn't/don't expect there to be high RP jobs

[twin drum]

god

twitch needs to make FiveM its own category

almost all of the streams in the grand theft auto V category are fiveM RP garbage

[untold dock]

indeed

[silk shuttle]

been saying this for the longest time

[lament frigate]

True and real

[golden sundial]

This is caused by the fact that streaming regular GTAO is asking to be invaded by modders

[silk shuttle]

cheaters?

[west stirrup]

Glitchers

[golden sundial]

Modders cheaters, does it look like I GAF?

[west stirrup]

Are you pmo’d

[silk shuttle]

yeah i'm p sure the people who made fivem in the first place are real thrilled to be put in the same bag as the scriptkids from gtao

[twin drum]

be a modder yourself and display a fake name

they wont be able to join you without knowing the real one

[hollow owl]

[twin drum]

display bears name so they join him instead

[hollow owl]

What

Bear army??

[golden sundial]

Yeah tell them Siranium from the GTA Online server used a term that defines them when addressing cheaters, they can fite me about it

[twin drum]

who the hell is siranium

[golden sundial]

Exactly

[silk shuttle]

truth be told i don't think they care a whole lot about me fighting an uphill battle on their behalf

the uphill in question is at least this steep

[golden sundial]

A mountain goat doesn't prove much, they can stand on anything

[silk shuttle]

the one thing they won't stand on is your side in this semantics argument

[spice inlet]

yeah its not ideal, but its not bad either

we can maybe have fun and tolerate

I honestly liked the drift race 3x

[prime ibex]

Not gonna lie if we wanted to do a real proof we should compare her with a table

[nocturne fossil]

the low levels iam helping keep dying on preps

i decided to go afk and start playing mobile games

like bruh xd

[alpine basin]

I just follow them, works every time

[nocturne fossil]

i even had time to make coffee and get some yogurt

they failed the mission omg

[rancid parcel]

At least they stayed and continue

Truly a determined mindset

[nocturne fossil]

thats fair

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

rumi aMoGuS

[sturdy tapir]

I also got woomysus

[nocturne fossil]

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

oh the emoji xD

[nocturne fossil]

gotta say u have some nice emojis

the pepe one aaaah

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

the enemies were so laggy during doomsday

this sorta helps when teammates dont take headshots and knock enemies over

[lavish mulch]

[west stirrup]

Bleh

[alpine basin]

the respray kinda sucks

Already showed it I think

[west stirrup]

I wish it was fully chrome to be honey

Just for wheels

[alpine basin]

honey

[west stirrup]

I have to rely on white and dark purple pearl now

[alpine basin]

The only benefit to those really bad resprays is the fact you can merge another color onto it, like a crew color + pearl for instance

[storm nimbus]

Guess I'll be bothered to finish the quickiepharm award

[still bobcat]

seriously what

is that all the gta+ bonuses for the month

[alpine basin]

Hes just standing there

[spice inlet]

talk about hacking world recrods

[tame holly]

Pc moment

[teal gale]

menacingly

[quaint belfry]

A dude broke world record twice when i was just doing lscm car races, truly a pc moment

[still bobcat]

hes in a drift crew he's just the goat

[candid veldt]

the salvage robberies are not 2x?

[hollow owl]

Nppe

Tow truck is

🙂

[fast bridge]

Nope

[alpine basin]

Graphite prismatic pearl is horrible

[untold dock]

so is just about every other chameleon

[prime ibex]

Yeah, bleh

[prime ibex]

It would look good in red,green and blue

Metalich tho

[alpine basin]

purple one at least looks sensible, same with green but all of the rainbow ones outside of that aren't that good

[prime ibex]

I dont mean rainbow, just normal metal green/blue/rrd

[lament frigate]

Nuh uh

[alpine basin]

I mean theres more than just that, theres pastels, light pearls, so on from there. Light purple pearl might be my favorite though

[prime ibex]

This one is actually good

Probably u should go for light purple pearl or light purple blue

This car is suited for such a color

[hollow owl]

You literally have to drive while looking backwards for this mode istg

Idk how we won, the other team was just trying the same thing

[cunning python]

anyone have a picture of those licence plate cars

from salveyageygayrad

[still bobcat]

black one is the comet, purple one is the tigoon

[cunning python]

ayyy thanks g

[teal gale]

Which front bumper for the tigon

Can't choose

[hollow owl]

Didn't realise how mid the handling on the Sultan RS Classic is

[eager agate]

You should have mid suspension on it

Though it's still nothing special after that

[golden sundial]

The frick is mid suspension

[eager agate]

I mean the choice in the middle of highest and lowest

[sleek prism]

Nvm

Brain isnt braining

[hollow owl]

Noooooo

Come back was insane

I was also somehow neck and neck with a Stinger TT hsw thing and I'm in a GTS with no slip stream

[tame holly]

And this is why i hate catch up

[hollow owl]

Nah, I got lucky with GTS for final car and used slip to my advantage

[tame holly]

I still hate catch up and think it should be removed from the game (or at least not be the default option)

[hollow owl]

I was just gnna pass and fell short

[eager agate]

Juicy looking lobby

[hollow owl]

Bro, some guy was spinning ppl out so me and 3 others spun him out

[eager agate]

If the default is boosted it would be fine actually

[hollow owl]

And the dude made it his life goal to spin me out 5 times

Failed all 5 times

[alpine basin]

Currently baiting a kosatka missile user into hitting me over and over now, he doesn't know armor plated cars can't be oneshot

Might be the worst griefer ever

I feel bad for whose acid he destroyed

[hollow owl]

[neon acorn]

From a toad to a prince!

[alpine basin]

Theres a modder with him now, we'll see how this goes

[hollow owl]

Everyone Retired

Let's get (Retired) trend

[alpine basin]

I think he gave up on the kosatka

[neon acorn]

@hollow owl how do I get my little sister to stop playing slopnite battle royale

[hollow owl]

Idk

I don't like this season tbh

I'm playing fn rn

[alpine basin]

get them hooked on stw and then never play with them

[neon acorn]

It was fun for a month or less but it’s too long

[neon acorn]

I want her to play resident evil already because I invited her to my steam family

[hollow owl]

I'm never playing RE again

[neon acorn]

why

[hollow owl]

I watched my dad play RE7 and we both agreed never again

[neon acorn]

too scary?

[hollow owl]

A little but just too much for me

[neon acorn]

wdym

I never really played 7

[sturdy tapir]

@neon acorn helo

[hollow owl]

We stopped right when ||the dude is at the dinner table being forced fed human stuff||

[neon acorn]

And goodbye

[sturdy tapir]

[neon acorn]

You guys have a phobia or smth?

[hollow owl]

No, i just found it disgusting

Lmao

[neon acorn]

I’d recommend playing resident evil 2 instead

[sturdy tapir]

Unlimited ammo guns

[neon acorn]

A lot more beginner friendly and stuff

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

I wanna play Dying Light, love the story

[neon acorn]

meh

[hollow owl]

I just am a scardy boi

[neon acorn]

DL is okay

[sturdy tapir]

@sage river HE WANNA KYLE CRANE IT

[neon acorn]

I never played the 2 newer games

And probably the best to keep it that way

[hollow owl]

I've watched full playthroughs of DL 1 like 5 times

More

[sturdy tapir]

Dying Light 2 is horrible actually

[neon acorn]

DL1 is just too outdated for me

[neon acorn]

It is

[sturdy tapir]

They backtracked on their whole no guns ahh shit too

[neon acorn]

And idk about DL3 but I cba

[sturdy tapir]

[sturdy tapir]

Dying Light the beast is peak you have cars, guns, Kyle crane

And he unleashes the B E A S T

[hollow owl]

There is another game I like the lore of alot but would never play it

I would rather play RE

[neon acorn]

I’m just not gonna touch it

[hollow owl]

One of the "characters" is called NightRider or smth

[neon acorn]

Is 7 the only one you’ve played?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

[neon acorn]

Poor boy

[hollow owl]

It has Murkoff Corporation in it

[neon acorn]

Trust RE2 is peak 🥹

[hollow owl]

I don't remember now smh

Outlast

That's it

[alpine basin]

its too easy

[neon acorn]

That guy has some problems

I wanna be a motherer

[alpine basin]

Currently now just baiting him entirely since we're in a stand still with whose doing what, hes on the orb trying to get me, and Im in my apartment sipping wine

falking guy I swear

[lavish mulch]

[still bobcat]

stop cheating wall

[alpine basin]

I don't need to cheat to be the worst person ever

[still bobcat]

monkey and lion gif

[alpine basin]

Its really easy to get a kick out of a gta player, specially if they're 🔴

I only killed him 12 times too, not that much, he just doesn't know how to use the mk2, sparrow, or kosatka / rajiu

also why does every patriot just follow the one rule of this

[eager agate]

I'm dead

[alpine basin]

Shame, he just orbed some random guy who was doing sourcing missions

[neon acorn]

Best scene ever

[neon acorn]

a monster…

[neon acorn]

Nwy my programming sock buddy! haiiiii

[alpine basin]

He wasn't patient enough

[still bobcat]

im not one of those

servers down again?

odd, had to verify my account

anyway, good hall, 150 lscm levels

140

[silent portal]

i know you driving away had his ass HEATED 😭

[fast bridge]

Rockstar teaming up with 2K for GTA+

https://x.com/texfunz2/status/2029583805023920297?s=46

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

https://t.co/TpPOONro94

X · Mar 5, 2026, 3:44 PM

[tame holly]

That's a random collab

[fast bridge]

Watch Mafia be next

[fast bridge]

Not really

Both are under Take Two

[tame holly]

Oh, yeah makes more sense then

[fast bridge]

Watch it be every month something new

Mafia The Old Country one month, Borderlands IV the next

[still bobcat]

pc?

[fast bridge]

Doesn’t mention PC

[frank jay]

R* becoming Ball and gun

[craggy mica]

where hsw time trial?

[eager agate]

davey

[storm nimbus]

Should be at the Kortz Center

[craggy mica]

what the heck, I can’t find it

[eager agate]

it doesn't show here?

[craggy mica]

nope for me

[storm nimbus]

Did you recently turn off the map icon for arm wrestling?

[craggy mica]

yeah just hide

[storm nimbus]

Unhide it

For whatever reason, it's linked to the hsw time trial and business battles

[craggy mica]

yoo i found it

[still bobcat]

When did they add notes for garages

[primal sluice]

Wow, this is a shit week

[untold dock]

true...

[wintry ermine]

Thats not davey

Thats the same leg again

[wintry ermine]

Long time

Most ppl dont know about them dw

[eager agate]

right my bad

davey is observatory

[prime ibex]

@eager agate

[still bobcat]

is it possible to buy the claimed cars off people from the LSCM

[teal gale]

Yeah

[still bobcat]

damnit now i want all the previous cars

biblical level completionist, this will kill me

[west stirrup]

I mean they won’t be free right

Or i misunderstood the direction of the question

[still bobcat]

no i want to pay for them in full, i just want those plates and custom texts

and the original look of them but i mean i can do that myself

[west stirrup]

Oh i see

[west stirrup]

Can i get level 1K and 8 more tier 4's in 87 hours

[untold dock]

no

[west stirrup]

Can i get it in 1087 hours

[untold dock]

yes

[opal rock]

2x on mr Faber work and quickiepharm deliveries for gta+ wtf lol

That’s a slap in the face

And strangely you can play nba2k26 for a month

[fleet sluice]

doing cmm and this is my partners for fleeca

[west stirrup]

Leave while you still can

[fleet sluice]

we have failed fleeca

[sleek prism]

I visited in gtao. Did one tow truck mission, went to Luxury Autos to see Pfister X-treme (ugly), back to Salvage Yard, checked robberies and meh, alt+f4

[fleet sluice]

they are driving the wrong way

this is very confidence inspiring

we’re on a mountain? okay i’m confused

[lavish mulch]

road tripp

[covert atlas]

Secret CMM route

Saves 3 seconds. Trust the process

[fleet sluice]

the full team

[untold dock]

i thought they were sending professionals

[cunning python]

just gimme gun

[lament frigate]

goood enough

[fleet sluice]

they died on the schedule

[untold dock]

well

at least they didn't die on deliver emp

[golden sundial]

Cops or cargo

[fleet sluice]

cargo

[west stirrup]

My bonker has full supplies

Game borked

[merry marsh]

the lvl 1413 is the one thats gonna mess up

mark my words

[fleet sluice]

i did NOT mess up

i did threaten to blow myself up if they didn’t stop trying to run me over in the middle of a mission

[nocturne fossil]

they thought u were a using a fake acc

[fleet sluice]

i should

say i’m experience and show up with a level 20

[nocturne fossil]

done that several times

cmms too

[fleet sluice]

need to play like a noob to match it

[nocturne fossil]

then they will disregard

[fleet sluice]

i’m here for the memories not the moneys

[nocturne fossil]

its fun to play on low level acc with the ur full knowledge and experience being used

that catches other high levels offguard

[long cobalt]

@fleet sluice are you on ps5 now

wait you already were

I think

[fleet sluice]

i haven’t resumed online but i bought a ps5 again

i’m just too lazy to get ps plus

[nocturne fossil]

chat revive

[still bobcat]

hello ceylon gtao

[nocturne fossil]

oh look someones alive finally xd

[still bobcat]

i was doing a bunker sell

and looking at food on my phone

[alpine basin]

No

[nocturne fossil]

[pallid mist]

[nocturne fossil]

i like chips too

[pallid mist]

Same

[nocturne fossil]

why do they give armor piercing ammo?

as if it helps with anything towards killing duggans in heist

i joined as associate

unless they wearing helm

[brittle hatch]

Nba 2k26 ?

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

gta 2k26

[nocturne fossil]

sir this is gta chat

[brittle hatch]

That's too much for me already, i'm going back to packing bags

[brittle hatch]

Yes and i'm talking about the gta+ bonuses

[nocturne fossil]

oh lmao

i didnt notice

i feel like they'll change the name of gta plus

to align with other games

[west stirrup]

Hallo

[alpine basin]

Are the tenants being devious today

[west stirrup]

Yes

[still bobcat]

i am full of cluckin bell

@storm nimbus need help?

[alpine basin]

Im open to doing some stuff too if its needed

[storm nimbus]

I was just afk and got kicked to a public session
Wanted to see if I could drag randoms to get some of the T4 lowrider mission done lol

[still bobcat]

ah okay

[storm nimbus]

Like the inly one that needs hard is no snacks
We had trouble the other day and I wanted to be less of a burden by being able to shoot lol

[still bobcat]

easier to get the prison break elite with randoms

[nocturne fossil]

u can get most of done except snacks

but lfg people are willing to join at times

i helped a bunch of peeps

[storm nimbus]

Yeah usually people in the crew chat help out, haven't been in lfg in a while, used to be a grabber when I came back to the game for quick cash

[nocturne fossil]

i dislike grabbing for low cut ngl

i always host

[alpine basin]

The issue we had was not killing the east enemies fast enough, then the west spawned in and people stopped focusing on them most of the time

[nocturne fossil]

i just rpg spammed them xd

explosive sniped cars

[alpine basin]

people blew themselves up a ton using explosives

[nocturne fossil]

inciendary ammo on combat mg to set them on fire

[nocturne fossil]

thats typical for half of the gta players

lots of grenade launcher spam

in cover

[still bobcat]

they should master using explosions but i guess they are lazy

[nocturne fossil]

and throwing grenades

avoid being larzy fr

the rpg expert

thankfully he aint here to see me taking a jab at him xd

[storm nimbus]

I would be interested in another try at it, maybe not today if it's later as I'm hosting an event in about 3 hours on fiveM

I did get a run with randoms the other day but didn't get any challenge done as I took one burst of too much damage

[nocturne fossil]

which mission

[west stirrup]

Piss offering

[storm nimbus]

Peace offering

Stupid shoot-out from all angles

[nocturne fossil]

which section

[west stirrup]

I will no longer help people when i'm on my laptop it just doesnt work

[nocturne fossil]

shootout at airport?

[storm nimbus]

At Benny's

[nocturne fossil]

oh nvm

i still confuse the names

that was community outreach

[west stirrup]

Fast Peddling no snacks

[nocturne fossil]

thats awful xd

[west stirrup]

50% damage Meat and Fast Peddling

80 Accucino, Meat and Peddling

blegh

[storm nimbus]

I dragged my friend to carry me on that one lol

[still bobcat]

didnt i do that one with renix

[west stirrup]

After Last Play i shall do casino

[still bobcat]

steal 2 cars and then have a shootout at bennys

that was easy enough for me, didnt need armour or snacks

[nocturne fossil]

if u have good team mates its easy

i did it my first time with no issues since everyone was able to hold up

if one side falls short ur gonna get damaged

i did the challenges on multiple occassions to help and finished the challenge on multiple characters and imma say its really on the team

[west stirrup]

Fucking infinite spawning bikers i can't do shit

Thanks game

[storm nimbus]

Lemme finish up something and I'll join if you want

[nocturne fossil]

inciendary ammo in revolver to punish them

[west stirrup]

I want to ram some AI in granny turismo to cool off my frustration

[storm nimbus]

[west stirrup]

Or.. kill some Walkers

[tame holly]

Monza T1 is calling you

[west stirrup]

Get back on gta or…

[still bobcat]

this week is boring

[opal rock]

Get gta+ and enjoy 2x on mr Faber work

Or play nba2k26

[still bobcat]

i havent done those mr faber works, guess ill do them this week

[tame holly]

They are pretty easy, the objectives for career progress arent hard if u know them tbh

Although if u want to replay a specific mission, u have to do them all again till u reach it

[west stirrup]

Get on re2345789

[plucky burrow]

[west stirrup]

Bo

[pallid mist]

[eager agate]

6 crying in the corner

[spice inlet]

shit ass gta+ month

thank god I cancelled mine in time