#gta-online-mk2
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this is just bugged nvm cause i’m getting rp for killing people that aren’t even enforcers
maybe 1 more contract before i go to bed
hmm.. i paid for a full map but only got most of one
You cant park there m8
Athena British confirmed
I don't drink tea.
I also don't drink tea
why would you not drink tea
Its taxed 
It's not nice
How are they broken? 
fym its not nice
Horrible

have you had any decent tea that isnt just lipton or some stuff like that
not registering properly. my keyboard is dying
and im not even british, i just enjoy tea
Seeing how long it last before it falls?
Idm
Idk*
This was like
Ice tea yes
Hehehe welcome to chaos
i played legacy for a whle and its worse that i thought
looks weird and lots of flickering
less smooth too
i bet people havent forgotten that this bike even exists
i BET it will take them more than 10secs to even guess the name of it
Its called the ||idk im retired||

its fun bike :D
shot some ballas with it before going to the Reditor and closing game
AI 
@rancid parcel ud tutorial unintentional

#gta-online-mk2 message


Will buy 36 more opp mk2 when March hits
Mansion garages are a Lil empty
-216M
Brother, going the Speedrun route in pac standard is the most anxiety inducing shit ever


7 km for 20k feeeck u game 🖕

@rancid parcel can you hire me again?
No.
I don't want to sleep unemployed
Dude you're a nobody
No, I'm nobody
I happen to be nobody as well
No you're a wall
You're arguing with a wall
true, I am infact a walk
I guess nobody is arguing with a wall
You get it?
Nobody like me
A 🧱 like wall
My emoji is a wall not a brick
🧱 🧱
🧱 🧱
A mini wall
People getting gaslight by the brick emoji is funny
Yeah i need to sleep
Is there a cement emoji?
Can we get 2x hangar or 2x ceo crates next week? 
No u get 3x Doc Forgery.

This entire freaking February is all about MC businesses, sheesh.
66.6m for 1,110 crates max bonus
How.. Devilish
do you need help
delightful
Ehh no
alright

Do YOU need help?
I need help, finding a way, to help others, help me, help them
I shalt be getting on the online
If you find that way help me to tell me about that so I can help them the way I want to help them
Im willing to sell some special cargo but I don't wanna sell it for myself :(
I wanna help other people sell stuff, or do anything
I can't find people for those, + I destroyed the last people I did races with in a stock car with so much understeer it was basically going straight on the turns
One is literally in front of you

67 (with rounding error) mil for 10 warehouses? 
Though I'll have fun if we had more people
I like to bully @real peak in those races

how does some drift races sound then, still need to do weekly I think, if I haven't already completed it
Actually i shalt shower and then get on
"and will arrive shortly" has to be the biggest lie 💔

I mean, shortly in gta time 
Guys I need help
with?
Which one do you guys think is best
arbiter GT mentioned 
Update for this pin in vehicles #gta-vehicles message
why is the upload order messed up smh discord
I hope my presence shall be felt
ion know
I think this one
Yea I think that one is the nicest format though
I agree, that one has the best visual clarity to me
- I don't think people really cares about the non-HSW version if they're specifically looking for HSW vehicles
Im only missing the deveste eight and the woodlander to have every hsw car
rip to anyone on ps4, xb1, and pcl
Not my problem 
Ghost Organization has activated An Organization.
Im just going to sell my mc stuff, with or without anyone
Going to make a RDR2 house building montage with it
May i help?
yes it is
Idk, I think slim has some missions to do, not sure if its more than 2p
mukay
I love those ones
Nothing like shooting up a funeral to get my hopes up

I would see if comfy wants to play but I don't think he can see my messages
How do i you know
how does thy known't what they goeth
Do you knoweth?
🚫
❓
les go
Tooo cold
my new laptop ran average 89°C after one week of use 
67 
Nope
Has anyone buy Kei Truck 
Actually that my fav car
Because my hometown have lots Kei truck
yeh, kinda ass, 0 - 60 in never
Finally you understand that it was an as truck

What is the point of even adding it to game i mean legit wtfffff is R* thinking
Fun police
Funni kei truck 
With good customization
Fun to use in drift races this week
anyone grinding lscm?
yes
Bah
@lost lily dumbsday today?

Such passionlessness
Just got the elite for fleeca, 5:19
Hey
air support in ECU job
Holy Shit 27 Lap Drift 
holy shiet
el rubio
prison break with a lvl 35 and 18
surely nothing can go wrong
Especially since both low levels are in the prison
no worries m8, they got a vigilante, trust
no snacks, no armor, and not a single worried thought
i'm leaving
the randoms are dumb and can't get rashkovsky at the end
Bruh, joined a velum setup, a dude in a vigilante damaged the velum with a missile, so the mission eventually failed cuz the velum got destroyed
said guy in the vigilante quit
@long cobalt in 30 min
I have to go for 2 hours


oh so if I get my sell vehicle destroyed by a crybaby in an invisible plane I lose all my stock
very fun rockstar very motivating
and people still trying to justify selling in public lobbies
Not a good idea on pc atleast
use RC Tank
i just sold nightclub and acid in a public session no problem
Those have ghost org and single sell vehicle
didn't even use ghost
Mc have nothing going for them
just see who's in the session before starting a sale
Even on console I haven’t bothered selling in full lobbies for a good while now. I used to with bunker or nightclub but meh
Now I think of it, probably ever since private selling. Easy to just revert to solo sessions and not have to worry even if ur well capable of defending yourself and the methods to not lose the cargo
Asian lobbies are like this
#gta-online-mk2 message
Man that’s sure one tanky mk2
Upgraded with armor plating 
Forgot to put lock on jammer 
He got a good gaming chair
clone wars
is not being able to change lock on target on the mk2 a feature?
weren't we able to before?
I can't do the time trial with the powersurge help
I feel like only the hakuchou HSW can do them
everything else just fails
like there's not enough time no matter how hard you try

anybunny for auto shopping? this is pretty boring solo
bunny
Is there a limit on the amount of special items you can have in a special cargo warehouse? Like if I just kept saving them and saving them could I eventually have 111 as a meme
I'm pretty sure you can generally only have one of each outside of getting them from lucky wheel
Not 100% tho
you can get duplicates with staff sourcing
hypothetically you could have 111 special items but you couldn't then get rid of them ever
@long cobalt tell me when you're ready
Sick
moode... nvm
if you don't press ok then it won't restart 
Liar.
I pressed enter and it shutted downed 
well don't press enter next time 
whole plotline of metal gear solid explained in 2 words
did they add AFK protection? I left game in ls meet, activated my afk keypress script seen it work, but come back home and kicked for idle
it is a simple script that does 5 pixel mouse left movement, maybe I'll add complications like, walk forward 2 steps, back 2 steps etc
walking around definitely works
yea I'll make it more complex
what is the xbox bar method?
I did try my usual afk with xbox game bar in the car meet the other day and also got kicked
I'll have to try again maybe I messed up
Holding C to look back and use game bar has prevented me being kicked before
You hold any key and press win + g to open game bar, the key will be hold indefinitely without physical input
Can’t you just use an auto clicker
So can just like hold wd or as then open game bar, the character will walk around on its own
I like my own stuff
Fair
I hate winning drag and the car is missing from the screen
How do I avoid glitching out my lscm prize ride vehicle like the last guy?
it is fixe dnow no?

assisted suicide
200IQ
Why did u crash into him
I guess bro
My mind instantly heard the boing sound affect
Interesting emoji name



comically large skill issue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDXg6wHXNI0 it's not even the best car anymore by any means
Broughy did all the time trials in an Adder so yeah failing to do them in a Powersurge is a horrendous skill issue
This is making me hungry
forks knows 
anytime newman o's
stirling gt first try
wasn't even a good run and 5 seconds to spare
is that goofy route actually faster
i see an smh badge
maybe not with smh cars that have a crazy high top speed
so like u'd probably be better off keeping the high speed as opposed to taking a shorter route but with more turns
idk maybe the bullet mk3 can do it
i try it l8r
I'll try it tomorrow
or maybe after mkek race
i fucking love that road for burnout paradise boosting
so good when you hit them all

yeah that road in the one near uhhh
Favourite car 😍
vinewood bowl
hitting all the potholes 😩
Here's another one
highkey more satisfying to hit the trickier ones
what boosting? 
this is 200iq
Why would bro even shoot a rocket
the hsw version
Not even close
The amount of braking u need to get in and out of that road is a lot of lost speed
Cayo seems a lil different here
Alien use blow torch?

They should ak-47 instead laser gun
0×0=0
what is going on what is this mission
I don't give a fuck
you aren't helping by any means I don't care if someone have done this shit on a faggio
You probably should considering you can’t do them in a Powersurge
what will this info give me
yeah cool
then why are you even trying to do it with powersurge 
what is this question
Powersurge is good
Up to you to decide
are you ragebaiting?
nope
then just do it why even come here and complain you can't do it?
Morning good channel
mornin' sir!
I am not complaining
I came here asking for help
instead I got "hehe skill issue some guy did it in an adder yea you dumb bye"
oreo pretty much did by posting his vid with a good route
it's either that or gps route there aren't many routes for this time trial
yeah okay
was the comically large skill issue part necessary?
what do you think
I think not
considering the powersurge is the fastest non hsw bike I can't blame him
reminds me of when I was losing my head quite literally because of the quickiepharm award for trying to do your entire route in under 10 minutes (and it kept having me go up and down the island over and over)
my route? 
Idk Im just throwing something entirely unrelated in because I hated driving
The quickiepharm awards were by far the least tolerable thing in existance because it wants you to drive from LS > Paleto bay > LS > Sandy shores > LS all in under 10 minutes most of the time 

I did it like twice ever so can't remember much
just for the sentinel trade price, even though I didn't care to buy it 
I think I just met the drift king
Dude was drifting backwards and was 70000 score ahead of me
Not quite, you drift slower backwards so hes just inflating his points which does check out
Well yea but I mean he was nailing the track backwards haha I can only do it forwards
Its def possible on the powersurge, some wheelies and pushing forward can help with speed
it already goes very fast even without wheelies
the help is literally below the skill issue message
wouldn't it be easier to just, use another vehicle
what is pushing forward
was the skill issue part necessary?

Instead of pulling back to wheelie, push forward
You go a bit faster but have control still unlike when wheeling
ty!
i should try it with the bullet mk3 
THANK YOU BRO

thats a pretty big margin of error
day checks calendar 3088 of asking mods to replace
with 
whatever you say scooter
what car can I use with this outfit?
maybe declasse mamba will fit?
squaddie or saddler
sadler is kinda boring, no customisation
this guy doesn't exactly look like an exciting person either

do a lawn mower next to see how close you can get to 58
wetty conditions 🚮
how to get the lawn mower
almost there 
what is this car
FMJ MK5
fmj mk5
Subreddit gem
who is oscar
Idk
Where can I buy it
what about this
guys help
when I alt tab, gta changes my language
now hes giving me that one guys vibe from Jurassic park, the guy who has the obsession with edible shaving cream
I think it's the language I started gta with
so every time I alt+tab to say smth here, game changes my typing language (idk what's that called) from English to another one
this WILDWILDWILD race is dismal
10s under par at long last 
I want a property to store pegasus vehicles that are too large to fit in normal garages
I want to have a bus I maintain access to constantly
planes
I basically got 10s under first try. Probably coulda really went under with a few more attempts and perhaps brake boost 
Is a hangar a garage, you can store a pegasus lazer
?
what's the difference
I can steal aircrafts from a vehicle renting company but not trucks?
Yes
hsw really ruined all the thrill of time trialing with cars 
do it with a blazer
Player made slop
I wish the niko bellic outfit added a Dark&Gritty filter
Dumbest thing I've ever played
punch and kill 
@silk shuttle
Punch and revive
we should ask @tired coral about that
@tired coral why can we steal aircraft from pepegasus but not trucks?
i hate this fucking car
How
the amount of time npcs try to fuck you up is outrageuos
just like that ✨
What if you did a time trial while being hooked to an iron man-mule
Engine sound made me to hate it. Sold it pretty fast
Bro there was new rpg expert

What event is this?
Player made mission
New.. Larzy Mk2?
Oh we can play that without someone giving us link?
Yeah 
Not sure I got randomly invited to "mount chilliad heist" in a public session
Do we get money from this?
Wait can't those creator make 1m or more paying heist
Not a lot I think it depends on how long the mission is I got 22k after a while
No😢

It would been nice if they can do it
why wouldn't it be?
atleast we have replay
2k level is not that possible
I might actually start doing that I'm down to my last 3m bc of cars💔
Idk why
really? after the game's been out for twelve and a half years?
nah it's possible there's a lot of legit 8k too

2k is actually achievable if ur insanely bored tho
Not legit, they use exploits or glitches to get there.
Idk man
Max I can reach is 1000
If I grind 1 year

But I am not that free so good luck
Gta not paying my bill so

I already done most of stuff
Because you dont have time = nobody else does
Agree with that was curious if it possible to reach 2k level via grinding
Not extreme
Obviously you are agreeing with that, because thats exactly what you are saying
yeah wall get em 
idk lol I just play game

les go 
because trucks are slow and boring
omg guys its john rockstar, what an honor
y'all heard it here first
hi john klebitz rockstar
Shut up
LET"S FUCKING GO
Yahoo
what car
Weedlander
hsw?
yes
Half a second faster than me
I hit two cars tbh
I just watched a guy try and race me in the time trail 
I switched sessions on the trial marker, spawned in and he was just pulling up to start it
why you have 88m in cash
why don't you have 88m in cash
can't ever trust the banks
I thought you had 7 billion or smth
I have 2 characters so theres that, I use cash to separate them
the banked money is from the twitch drops + helping slim with some sales
I did buy a bunch of cars too for my muscle collection on this character, I try and keep ~100m - ~80m on this character then everythign else gets thrown to my other very non-suspicious transferred character
In woodlander we tru-

stolem
yoinked
No. you cannot log in simultaneously 
Clone nwy

double stolen

Are you in trubble or are the servers pooping themselves
Someone in Mk1 chat has same issue, might be a rockstar thing
no clue, id say the login servers
Quite a few people elsewhere are having the same issue as well
ah yea down detector is finallly showing something
This is why we stay on gta on line
my rivatuner was broken i had to restart the game
Leaving is for... quitters
i made a custom theme for it
10 years later
Its funny how some of those missions were literally the first thing I did when I started playing gtaO but for some reason they just werent completed
im back in
hey found some way to prevent afk, simulating movement fails,
even the xbox game bar method fails as well.
Kinda like this #gta-online-mk2 message
Does afk with mansion dog still works 
Maybe they just do something if we're in ls car meet since rep is 5x this week and they know people will try to afk
What are you doing to the dogs…
Change the name
W + S + Windows Key + G, then Esc
I skipped the special cargo call oh my god
cba 
its the one ill do if i need to go make lunch or whatever and im already in an open space, else i just go to sp
possibly makes sense, because for sure it holds more than the usual 15min
winG
No
No
stop noing me 

No.
Nope
Yay, no more Rock n Stone 
Sleep n Snooze time
where can I buy a shemagh?
well what type
You're google, give more detailed answer

bit late but crime category
ty!
not late
what is this even supposed to be
who made this
it looks like some shit from gta sa
they gave you free 10 fps
its a fire trainer
you'd know this if you played story mode 
it's mentioned there?
-85%
Mission where the lawyer gets sucked into the turbines of the aircraft, you have to literally drive through that area to progress the mission so yea
this insult is not used nearly enough in my opinion
I would understand if its on console, but pc theres no excuse to not play it
see lester even agrees
although at this rate in time more people would have completed the next games story over gta5 which is sad
I’ve completed it 6 times 
rookie numbers honestly
I've completed it in one sitting at least 4+ times, not including any 100% runs, just the story
the one thing that sucks about trying to play with people on pc is the fact that the majority of the time its a modded heist
how can I apply skins to my baseball bat?
Get them mostly through the gun van, or past gta+ login awards 
Find someone, can't say the next part, wrap it round your bat
what about "animal" hide 
basically the same thing


Currently afking in my nightclub for the dancing awards 
srs R* why an entire hour per dj
its a game about experiencing everything, including the suffering
really a home base game imo, all points on the morale scale too
only 25 mins left for dj n°3 :)
ill do black madonna tommorrow
ill just get drunk until silver award before my last few fooligan jobs afterwards
gun van has skins?
Not all of them are 'obtainable' right now, but these are all of the ones that can show, most were gta+ or event wise, Ill just show them in ammunation since gun van doesn't have them as of right now
fooligan jobs like when you ask Dax for a job?
yup
I don't even have that menu bruh
need 50 of them for the tier 4
how do you get that
i know i have skins
get what?
Just view them in any place you can purchase the bat and any skins you own should appear there
Easiest to get is probably fatal incursion though, career progress
!gv
so i cant equip fatal incursion?
you should be able to, unless you haven't claimed it
armory also works, or any where else, store should have the bat though
you just have to scroll up once on the melee section for it
oh i think i see what ive done, thanks i can "upgrade" it now

pump shotty w/ explo slugs
true and real
doing a good impression
Discord mod playing like this then we're all cooked 
Shupup
At least a mod is playing gta
I get the feeling a lot don't anymore 
how bout this then
I see all the server Mods along with the Associate are all god level players in this game
Do live up to my expectation 
bird 1 - 0 siranium
There waw bird
did you see the clip?
Ofc
Wait u mean urs?
I got a 54:488
Kept braking alot tbh
siranium's pac standard rpg clip
See same thing happened with me in doomsday
Tuna came in between
Otherwise it was a good move

You mean this clip
I'm waiting for "except the sellout"
Nah that's just a skill issue

Afaik, I only have 1 bad clip of me
Idk who clipped it though
But it's been round here before iirc
But rn, I have no bad clips of me 😎
U can clearly see tuna came in between my rpg


this is among my favourite clips
despite making me look like a complete noob
it didnt wanna let go
Nooooooo
He was goin sideways while firing the mini gun

is there any sort of RT that you cannot disable in gta 5 enhanced ? and if so what are they
no
is it even worth it to pay your warehouse or hangar workers to get cargo for you?
If you have GTA+ then warehouse yes, if you don't then it's still good but up to you whether or not you wanna spend that time going to each warehouse. Hangar no
Reason hangar is no beacuse Rooster will source random cargo, which means you won't benefit from single crate sell bonuses
🧐
and what cargo is the best for hangar?
it's an absolute yes for warehouse if you have a mansion
why mansion
I mean how does the boost work
Narcotics, Chemicals and Medical Supplies
There's no boost, think he's referring to fast travel
fast travel to a warehouse -> source -> new session back to mansion -> repeat
They all have the same value so just pick one of them, you get a 25% bonus when you have 35 of the same type and a 70% bonus when you have 50
2 minutes and you're done with 5 warehouses
I feel like it's just quicker if you fast travel to one of them and then use a mk2 to travel to the others
They're all quite close together as long as you pick the right ones
how can I get the classic gautlet?
well maybe
benny
but I have one at vinewood and one at the dock 
its on the website
i was thinking of changing the vinewood warehouse to the one at docks but i'm done with crates
what ones should I pick
I have Vinewood and the 4 along the right side of the city
But maybe docks is better than Vinewood
I don't think it matters too much so up to you which one you choose
cheap cheap
Think I basically bought those on my 2nd character. But really it doesn’t matter much unless ur actually doing the source missions
dont care about crates anymore. too grindy
Oh the power of gta+ now
But I’ll prob just get both characters maxed then call it at that until they bring it on bonus, hopefully
I still have over 50 acid ressuply for the tier 4 
This will be pain
What colour is blue
🔵
Oh that blue
Green is for the warehouses that you own
blue is for methamphetamine
Owned vs not owned
What colour for pwned
Green
what colour for not owned
@lost lily dumbsday?
You're still gtaing?
I'll do tomorrow maybe
this week is busy
I am retired so no busy for me
someone better stream this
close to each other
why is it important
To source quicker
Cuz you wanna send staff to source
Or just use the app to do that
If he has gta-
I hate the 3 crates mission
who even made that shit fire him
Good thing u can skip all that
the same guy who created boxvilles probably
by sending staff?
Yall remember the avenger method for crates?
Yea
Not rn
bro I can read #gta-news
@lost lily I'm ready
I'm asking if they're even possible
like if rockstar enables them once in a while or not
why would I get them lmao
ty!
what freeroam activities can I start without being a CEO?
dispatch work
I don't have a cop car, but okay, I will call someone and ask for a job
mixed good from office and bunker ammunation thingy
I didnt know there was a GTA style drift race
im ready
There’s a whole series of them
I invited
wdym?
Once in a blue moon yeah
The last time Special Cargo was 2x was over a year ago I think
It’s been a while
yea but blatta has found a week with a discount on warehouses
I see. But yeah even that was over half a year ago
May 29th, 2025 is the last time I saw Special Cargo 2X
why is it rotated
yeah that dump I bought on warstock a couple days ago was kinda a dump purchase 
@long cobalt invite to session idk why i got kicked out
hop on payday2
or sell weed with me
do u have enhanced
big toe
why would u boost there
No

Tuff car
In a good or a bad way?
broughy better have consequences for forcing me to run these colors for 8 weeks straight
disagree but ok
Why 8?
8 races
Are you playing on a controller?
No
combat mg sucks for headshots
Yes but not on PC
I can't play on PC because of the shitty anti cheat support for linux
Probably should've bought the rog ally instead of the deck but after seeing what's happened to the deck, id say it was a worthwhile choice
Well you should for the aim assist.

MCEC

👓
this is how we do CMM 😎
Give it a push
Good graphics
real life graphics looks ok too
half track 🥱
what gang is yellow
what freeroam mission requires player to haul a container trailer from the docks area while vagos attack him?
just saw a player doing this
All those shots and not a single scratch on the health bar

I literally almost fell asleep while you guys were doing that lol
Its bored mission so yea
Mostly protect heli and...thats all of it
He had better armor plot
Trust

Full bullet proof
Quiet
:<

I didnt du anything wrongggg
Except bite people, yes, I admit that

don't you go the highway?
the west one?
yes
nah, decided to follow GPS
gps sucks
well when I got to the mountain part of the map I ignored the gps and kinda made my own route
my game crashed? 
you crashed my game
What a chad
Posted 2 clips
Refuse to elaborate further
Leaves the server


Fatto
Ohhh yeah
This is me when I was doing Dre speedruns back then....
Based on this comment yesterday
I didn't expect Tuna to join and check 😭
I thought it would atleast be a week or 2

Not to mention that the bloke did reached lvl 25 to be here 
*100+
Wait he's lvl 100+ ? 🗿
Hes an og here so yeah
Holy hell that makes it more complicated lol
nice... nothing I do evades the afk detector in the ls meet 🙁
even using directinput key presses, menu browsing
OG of our friends so yh
Hey
nah I yap a lot in 3 minutes that I got level 25 to post 2 clips and dipped

and adios , cuz I'm going to sleep see you in like a week or some shit I dunno , just came back from work lmao
What is this trickery
Fbi
Yep


should I choose the special order from ameropean or just sell all stock?
@alpine basin what do you think
Sell all stock, save it
You don't need those

wait until like $1.05mil
@long cobalt in thumbnail 😎
I don't have enough space yet
-00%
that looks very good
should we do the finale now
Wait like 15 min
sure
I'm ready
I'm munching chimken. Need some energy
fair enough
if we don't start in 15 mins then I need to go for 2 hours
then we can start

haha! me 1 - 0 R*
enter car, rev, leave car, go into menu, leave menu, get in car, rev... repeat
I'll ping you when I'm back @lost lily
im ready
bite larzy. he has bigger legs. more meat
u going for 2 hours?

yep
you use a script on repeat?
indeed
never.
Looking forward to the day that gets patched
what
Patch playing the game 
hmm, white ceo just killed me in a sparrow and he is perma off radar

Surely no godmode glitches involved
despite showing as pink in the menus
when going for 80% accuracy does missiles from the mk1/mk2 count for accuracy cuz i still didn't get it even tho i barely missed and shot npcs 
i've done it twice now and still didn't get it 
Rpgs r good
good for ewo 
Not that easy
Only professional handles it

kumura > puke o death
That shouldn't even be a debate 
but the duke is fun 

no.
If it's a Godmode it's gonna be complicated
are we deadass?
If you manage to land on top of avenger with mk2 and if he tries to destroy you. It ends up destroying avenger as well
Don't tell me how i know
Perhaps
but what abt any cheaper variants?
I am not used to fighting avenger. 
it's hard
constant spam of cannons
I was able to leave the area just because it got distracted
otherwise pain
Avenger has a very long range , it can kill you from LSIA to maze bank tower
Passive mode?
im a CEO
another guy was helping me so not an option
but ghost org helped
hey guys a quick question
I saw people here showcasing their Keitoras before they were in the game, how is this possible?
like before this GTA week
Probably gta+ thing , idk




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