gta-online-mk2

[still bobcat]

Y'know just for that

Boom

[real peak]

My phone suck that it show black screen video

[still bobcat]

Blew up one of Wall's KnoWays

[real peak]

Least dont be dum like me

Pac van 1-0 me

[still bobcat]

These gta vehicles really having a number on you

[real peak]

Totally

Life suk

Game suk and bad!!

[tame holly]

whats next, a kamikaze jet during humane labs emp ?

absolutely not speaking from experience over there

[real peak]

It happened before but...from rescue Avi

Bro bring lazer into rescur hostage situation

you asking how?
Zancudo of course

[tame holly]

well tbf, on that one i just take the seashark close to the island and then get my car back to lose the cops

is it the fastest ? no, but it is consistent and it works

[eager agate]

fly the vigi on the island

rescue operation in style

[autumn grail]

ok now i unterstand how some players need 1 hour for cayo

[eager agate]

1 hour is decent

some might need 3

[autumn grail]

aint no way]

[real peak]

I use 🚁

🚁 -> 🏝️ -> -> 🚁 ->

[autumn grail]

1 hour of helping randoms make me lose faith

[real peak]

How so?

[autumn grail]

Idk

Crash every 100m

And apparently they dont know what snack is which i dont blame but omg

Somehow fly heli slower than agent ulp

[sleek prism]

Home, playing mc

Sure, when we have a good weekly 🤝

Not today tho

[alpine basin]

Ill allow it because you did it in a cute car

[still bobcat]

yea im really liking the S95

[twin drum]

but does the S95 like you back

[still bobcat]

yes

[ornate quartz]

So when we can drive knoway car

I hope we can buy knoway business

[tame holly]

We can already tho, even without glitches

Well depends on ur definition of driving

[golden sundial]

Driving it insane

[west stirrup]

I switched session and my bonker stock went from 350k to 480k

[golden sundial]

Adjusted for inflation

[west stirrup]

Is there some sort of list of every vehicle that can be lifted with the iron mule?

[hollow owl]

If you put your mind to it

Everything

[mortal terrace]

Can I lift a Rhino and put it in my mansion driveway

[golden sundial]

It can't carry mc vehicles, and some bunker vehicles

[nocturne fossil]

one of my favs

[ornate quartz]

Should i become martin madrazzo

[nocturne fossil]

u have the freedom to decide

[ornate quartz]

i should join knoway

[nocturne fossil]

wat

[ornate quartz]

Just kidding bro you know how to skip cooldown for mc clubhouse contracts??

[nocturne fossil]

iam not sure

but flicking between story could be an option

or maybe thats for vip work only

[ornate quartz]

I see so most of cooldown go by changing to story mode

[twin drum]

https://vxtwitter.com/nocontextmemes/status/2024149933280907747

no context memes (@nocontextmemes)

https://t.co/F6kx33Dmy8

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 18, 2026, 3:52 PM

[nocturne fossil]

[vocal geode]

aight

[lost lily]

no headshots

[tidal yew]

Noob

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/664508129261781012.webp?size=64&animated=true

[tidal yew]

[copper shoal]

How do I get to that

[lost lily]

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online

[fleet sluice]

this sounds like a skill issue

[copper shoal]

Gun I mostly use

[nocturne fossil]

the gun you mostly use barely has more than 1k kills

[copper shoal]

And

[nocturne fossil]

And

[untold dock]

you have barely used guns

20k on tactical smg and minigun too

[nocturne fossil]

jeezus

Appistol?

[untold dock]

like nothing, i don't have it in my loadout

[lavish mulch]

i wish rockstar puts a pan in the game that you can throw like in pubg

[fast bridge]

It’s one of the best pistols tho

[untold dock]

but why would i keep it when the tactical smg exists

[fast bridge]

Or bricks so u can throw it like IV

[lavish mulch]

pan better

[nocturne fossil]

i would say gtaivs style was cool

being able to throw any random object

bricks from the floor or pans from an open interior kitchen

my fav was drinking a soda and throwing it at someone

[lavish mulch]

i didn't think you could throw it

[nocturne fossil]

soda cans are possible

i still play gtaiv

[lavish mulch]

same but i only started playing recently

[nocturne fossil]

and now you know soda cans are possible to be thrown

[golden ravine]

@nocturne fossil, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mortal terrace

[mortal terrace]

Sorry

Didn't mean to do that

Double tapped it

[nocturne fossil]

[wintry ermine]

[lavish mulch]

i gotta check mine now that im on pc and not on phone

[untold dock]

all my stun gun kills are on the strip club bouncer

[sturdy tapir]

[untold dock]

need to zap after humane labs

[nocturne fossil]

i was shocked when wall has 6k kills on a ceramic pistol

most of mine were micro smgs during heists

bugstar exception

[lavish mulch]

i have to login to check my stats

[nocturne fossil]

website

[lavish mulch]

ik

all my passwords are random numbers and stuff and i don't have them copied on my pc

nvm i can just send them to myself on discord

[nocturne fossil]

ur not suppose to copy em ur suppose to remember them

cyber-security lvl threat

[wintry ermine]

To confuse the enemy, you must confuse urself

[lavish mulch]

i don't rememebr any

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam my weapons kills aint looking so good

mediocore

[lavish mulch]

i've spent 2 mins in deathmatches

[untold dock]

3.5h

[nocturne fossil]

fair u cant get randoms to join em

[lavish mulch]

those 3's

im so good

[nocturne fossil]

i have 6k kills on carbine xd

[untold dock]

what do you have the most on

[nocturne fossil]

lemme check i need to login to all em

[lavish mulch]

i don't have more than 4k

i can't tell if they're diffrent for mk2

[untold dock]

no they aren't

[nocturne fossil]

they are but depends on the weapon

[lavish mulch]

i can't hit shit with the mk2

[nocturne fossil]

the special carbin mk1 and mk2 have different stats

while bugs exist where the heavy rifle kills apply to heavy sniper mk1 and mk2

vice versa

[lavish mulch]

i have more kills with my fists than any other melee weapon

if it's blue then that means you didn't unlock or buy that weapon yet?

[nocturne fossil]

oh this the sum i have for carbine kills

[lavish mulch]

wait how do you get the shocker again?

is it only at halloween?

[nocturne fossil]

halloween event

[lavish mulch]

piss

[nocturne fossil]

can get from jobs too

[lavish mulch]

i got it on my legacy right before i switched to enhanced

[lavish mulch]

yeah can i keep it forever tho

[nocturne fossil]

doubt but for a long time u can hold it

[lavish mulch]

i wanna keep it

[nocturne fossil]

Overall i have 32k kills in carbine

[lavish mulch]

how many times have you crashed

[nocturne fossil]

its very scattered since i play on multiple chars

[nocturne fossil]

oh i cant log in again iam tired boss

[lavish mulch]

where do i put a custom plate on mi car

or make one i mean

[nocturne fossil]

this is what mental problems looks like

using the less effective weapon for years

[lavish mulch]

oh wait i can check my ps4 character

that i only played when it was a free weekend 😭

cuz i never had ps plus

[nocturne fossil]

thats 47k kills in micro smg

casino, traffic rage and mission npcs in account

[lavish mulch]

i love how on both accounts the highest speed is 242 on nero custom

well 247 on enhanced but still, probs a race that i did

[nocturne fossil]

oh nice i have 30k kills combining all accounts for AP pistol

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

just a tad bit lower than micro smg

[untold dock]

i hate the micro smg so much

[nocturne fossil]

ik xd

[untold dock]

it's the pile of shit you always pick up off the floor clogging your weapon wheel

[nocturne fossil]

i have 32kills on it and its unavoidable cuz most npcs have it

[lavish mulch]

i actively avoid it

[nocturne fossil]

so stat wise in summary 32kills carbine, 32kills microsmg and 30kills AP pistol

i have one more char but iam too lazy to log in to all

[nocturne fossil]

[golden sundial]

Tfw you wanna use combat mg but end up with micro smg in hand

[lavish mulch]

gonna make a plate of someone special

[nocturne fossil]

lemme check combat mg

overall 19k kills in combat mg

thats dam low

prolly because i go for headshot weapons mostly

assault shotty got 17k kills

i agree the micro smg is bad but this tiny factor makes me like it

gotta remove the stock for it to work

[fleet sluice]

or just use the superior ap pistol

[lavish mulch]

[copper shoal]

You have shit guns

[untold dock]

???

but your most used weapon is arguably the 2nd worst rifle

[copper shoal]

But but but you make excuses who the fuck cares as long that I like it

[untold dock]

excuses for what?

[copper shoal]

The worst rifle

[untold dock]

the carbine rifle mk2 is not even close to the worst rifle

[copper shoal]

But you said

[untold dock]

yes

assault rifle is arguably the 2nd worst

compact rifle is arguably even worse

depends who you ask

[nocturne fossil]

i already have kills with it as ive mentioned above

[nocturne fossil]

carbine rifle and special carbine perform better than assault rifle

you should go look this up

you really expect an AK to to be better than a Carbine?

you must be a low level

arguing this with someone whose a lvl2000 legit is pretty bold coming from you

[copper shoal]

If I like using an AK even though it's the worst why does it matter if I like it

[nocturne fossil]

then dont go calling other weapons bad

just cause u lack knowledge

[copper shoal]

Bro stfu I'm rank 94

[nocturne fossil]

i have 12accounts higher than that rank of yours

legit

[untold dock]

why do you have 12+ accounts

sus

i have 2

[nocturne fossil]

characters

[copper shoal]

Ok stop rubbing in my FUCKING FACE

[nocturne fossil]

second character and first characters

[nocturne fossil]

[fleet sluice]

level means nothing after 200

[nocturne fossil]

but it shows how long you played and how much experience you would have

[fleet sluice]

that’s bullshit

[nocturne fossil]

u cant know everything as a lvl200

[fleet sluice]

you definitely can

[nocturne fossil]

u gotta put in the gameplay

to test and experience

[fleet sluice]

if someone really cares they absolutely would be able to before 200

[nocturne fossil]

have u completed all cmms and elites?

[fleet sluice]

i’ve only gone through apartments because of how buggy dcmm is

[nocturne fossil]

like ive gotten all that in my alt accounts too cuz i had the prior experience

[fleet sluice]

would you like a cookie for it

[nocturne fossil]

even with 12characters u still have a higher RP value than mine xd

[nocturne fossil]

ur the one who comes asking u have it

[untold dock]

it's crazy how rank 500 isn't even a 5th of 2000

[fleet sluice]

when did i ask if you’ve done that stuff 💀

[nocturne fossil]

fr

[untold dock]

it's a 10th of the rp

[fleet sluice]

you just have a sensitive ego for it

[nocturne fossil]

thats 17mil RP

[nocturne fossil]

says you

u came at me bro

[untold dock]

beef

[hollow owl]

Same could be said for a lvl 1000 legit

[nocturne fossil]

ofc

[hollow owl]

You can't know everything about a game 🤓 ☝️

[nocturne fossil]

ive met a bunch who didnt know stuff

but rank still makes an impression

[hollow owl]

Not anymore tbh

You can never play this game yet know alot from yt vids

Obviously mot the same as actually playing

[nocturne fossil]

which is my point towards needing gameplay

ofc u can learn this before reaching lvl200

but still being higher than shows you put in the time

[nocturne fossil]

everytime we do a mission we get some level of rank

[hollow owl]

Tbh with most doing glitches to do stuff like RP, money ect, I don't value rank anymore

Even though I only accept 250+ for heists

[nocturne fossil]

like i met a lvl2000 for cmm and he didnt know anything

[untold dock]

so you filter people based on a metric you don't value

interesting

[nocturne fossil]

was that towards me or untrace?

i still pick whoever regardless of rank

my point was being higher than lvl200 still shows more experience

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

people do glitches but not all

most of it is related to money anyway

[fleet sluice]

think it’s hilarious that you could grind 1m rp legitimately for 50 days and be a level 1k, and have no clue what you’re doing for the rest of the game. rank is useless after 200

but too many people that are above 1k will think it’s only rank that means you’re good

[untold dock]

1m rp isn't even rank 100

1000 is like 50m

[fleet sluice]

1m for 50 days sir

it’s possible but does take like 18h a day, so anyone that does it would probably not be mentally sane

[broken tundra]

What do you get at rank 200?

I thought 120 was the last useful rank

[nocturne fossil]

nothing

[broken tundra]

So rank is uselss after 120

[nocturne fossil]

but i think there was the health regen speed u get an lvl200?

not sure if it works or not

[fleet sluice]

yeah that’s it

[broken tundra]

Oh

[fast bridge]

1033

[fast bridge]

Max health

[fast bridge]

Which is something not nothing

[nocturne fossil]

true

[nocturne fossil]

but i think max health was rank100

not the latter

[fast bridge]

Not the what?

[nocturne fossil]

max health is at lvl100

not lvl200

read first

[fast bridge]

And I meant regen

[nocturne fossil]

how would ik what u meant

[fast bridge]

And how would I know what u mean by latter?

[untold dock]

convooooy

[fast bridge]

Heist mission?

[nocturne fossil]

because mine is obvious

[turbid turtle]

nothing

[fast bridge]

No because I’ve never heard anyone say latter

[nocturne fossil]

then thats on u

[turbid turtle]

Level 120 is the last rank with unlocks, and it's the minigun

[untold dock]

no, you get 10th armor at 135

mansion trophy at 1000

[fast bridge]

No it ain’t

[nocturne fossil]

thats patched now

[fast bridge]

Wrong

[nocturne fossil]

sure

[nocturne fossil]

lower levels can get all armours now

[untold dock]

with franklin or what

[nocturne fossil]

gta online

[untold dock]

or is the limit just gone?

i mean using franklin armor drop thing

[nocturne fossil]

iam dumb

[untold dock]

yes

[nocturne fossil]

u meant agency

iam talking about general ammunation stores

[untold dock]

is the limit just gone?

[nocturne fossil]

it was gone for a good while now

[turbid turtle]

yep

[nocturne fossil]

i got all armours while i was playing on my alts

[fast bridge]

No. Since the S.A.M. DLC

almost 3 years ago

[untold dock]

well mansion trophy still at 1000

[nocturne fossil]

thats why i said for a good while

[fast bridge]

U never said that until now

[nocturne fossil]

i said it and the evidence is above

[turbid turtle]

You can't use the trophy it's just a decoration

[untold dock]

it's an unlock

[fast bridge]

Don’t see where u said for a good while

[nocturne fossil]

blind

[fast bridge]

An unlock is an unlock

[fast bridge]

Not blind. You just never said it until now

[nocturne fossil]

what is this then

[fast bridge]

Don’t see anything

[untold dock]

why are you so... obtuse?

you always have something to comment about everything

[turbid turtle]

if it was useful they would mention that in that menu

[fast bridge]

Ain’t even obtuse

[fast bridge]

I don’t comment about everything

[nocturne fossil]

ur so dull headed ngl

[copper shoal]

I never really go into my mansion after I moved my cars to my 50 car garage mostly call angel

[untold dock]

this is exactly what i mean

[nocturne fossil]

how did u even reach levl1300

[fast bridge]

Nah. Plus assuming won’t get you anywhere

[fast bridge]

Nice

[nocturne fossil]

why would i wanna be specific

[untold dock]

"i don't comment about everything" is exactly what i mean

[nocturne fossil]

"a good while" is enough

[fast bridge]

@turbid turtle u get elite on that yet?

[turbid turtle]

yes many times

[fast bridge]

I’ve done it with the helicopter before

[turbid turtle]

me too

[nocturne fossil]

imagine not using bike

[fast bridge]

EMP launcher helped a lot

[fast bridge]

Did that in 2015

[nocturne fossil]

then use it again

[fast bridge]

Don’t need to

[nocturne fossil]

ive seen better console players who do it without breaking a sweat

[fast bridge]

I don’t do pac anymore

[nocturne fossil]

alr

[silk shuttle]

anyone can do it with a helicopter

[hollow glade]

My weed sell turning into a ghillie short

[nocturne fossil]

ur grass is famous now

[hollow glade]

Idk if i ever remember getting the “unsold” tho with the truck destroying. Feel like it usually would say just destroyed or whatever

Weed is truly great. Especially when ur drunk at the same time while driving

[hollow owl]

What

Oh gta

[nocturne fossil]

to remove the visual effect

but i dont think it fixes the driving

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow glade]

It definitely removes the swerving. Unless they actually finally fixed it. But it seemed more inconsistent with other players

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow glade]

Nahhh

[nocturne fossil]

might have to check again

[hollow glade]

Feel like it might’ve worked for someone in ghillies stream yesterday but idk haven’t tested it recently

[silk shuttle]

_ _

[sturdy tapir]

helo oreo

how are you mane

[silk shuttle]

like a glove

[lost lily]

what is this mysterious business which i dont own

[untold dock]

doc forgery

it says you don't own it if it's shut down

[lost lily]

oh yea

i'll take this 25k over supplies going to forgery

[nocturne fossil]

mmmm not bad Rstar

havent visited the casino till now and thats for a heist xd

[untold dock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCVlI35FFRo

scuffed but ok time

i didn't immediately notice while playing that the sticky bomb disappeared

kinda annyoing minus couple seconds

[hollow owl]

For a second, I read that as sniffing a grill

I should go bed atp

[copper shoal]

Same

[lost lily]

i've both smoke and chaff on mk2

[fast bridge]

Yeah if you shoot it down

[copper shoal]

Smoking on a mk2 is wild

[nocturne fossil]

collateral damage

[spice inlet]

beautiful jet

[nocturne fossil]

lazer is beautiful jet fr

[spice inlet]

finna buy one

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Zero headshot with RPG

[nocturne fossil]

chat revive

[west stirrup]

Gtao regular is beyond words

[lost lily]

at least i didn't kaboom myself with rpg

[west stirrup]

Now what to do

[nocturne fossil]

they have a weird ps4 cult lmao

[west stirrup]

Very very cringe

[nocturne fossil]

ooooh comback xd

[nocturne fossil]

cant even speak most of the time there

forgot that chat even existed for a while

[west stirrup]

I want to bash my head into a wall every time i peek

Repeatedly

[nocturne fossil]

[peak burrow]

kosatka is useless without sparrow. change my mind

[nocturne fossil]

see the chat rn

[lost lily]

speedrunners - what is sparrow?

[nocturne fossil]

its still the same example

[nocturne fossil]

bring kosatka near LS and use mk2

[peak burrow]

im too poor

[nocturne fossil]

[peak burrow]

im not modding anymore

no money in gta anymore

😢

[nocturne fossil]

[lost lily]

*cheating

[nocturne fossil]

thats skill issue

[peak burrow]

one the same idk

[nocturne fossil]

play game without mods

[eager agate]

sparrow without kosatka fast spawn

[lost lily]

CEO buzzard 🗿

[nocturne fossil]

buzzard sigma

hangar mission spawn block

[nocturne fossil]

when will the ps4 cult end

[alpine basin]

thats not very specific, which cult?

[nocturne fossil]

why do i see dark blue names

all the time

and half the time chat is sus xd

[golden sundial]

It's just a bunch of talking where does the cult part factor in?

[alpine basin]

ps4 is basically a cult, not really what they do

[peak burrow]

hi wall

[alpine basin]

hello

[nocturne fossil]

how did u get the knoway role btw

[rancid parcel]

Paid

[alpine basin]

there is no knoway role

[rancid parcel]

With $$$

[storm nimbus]

[nocturne fossil]

it fits u really well but i told u before as well

[nocturne fossil]

there is no knoway role for everyone ik that my question was did you get it urself

or someone add to you?

[storm nimbus]

They paid for it and the mods made it for them

[nocturne fossil]

oh okay understood

[storm nimbus]

Its a perk of one of the patreon tiers

[lost lily]

knoway

[nocturne fossil]

i still cant get that video out of my head even days past where

[alpine basin]

no way he said knoway

[nocturne fossil]

wall came out of LSC with jetpack

done with 9hours of gta for today

[nocturne fossil]

ik those are rookie numbers

isnt that right athena :)

[rancid parcel]

Touch grass

9hrs of gta.

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[alpine basin]

Theres grass in gta silly

[rancid parcel]

Its not healthy to touch those

[nocturne fossil]

does touching snow count

[tidal yew]

Need pro level skills

[nocturne fossil]

oh boy i gotta love how every one of my friends joins heists quickly

but when its for survival not a SINGLE one joins

if they do its for career progress only

[west stirrup]

Need help?

[nocturne fossil]

thnx for offer i got a few peeps to join later on

[alpine basin]

I would but, your'nt a knoway fan

[nocturne fossil]

but i did tell u my reasoning

that clip from pack shows

[viscid belfry]

what is bros outfit lmao

[gusty latch]

“glitched”

[viscid belfry]

modded, but wtf

[gusty latch]

dont understand any of that.

[nocturne fossil]

someone with mental problems perhaps

[gusty latch]

this looks like a failed second character and an accidental transfer glitch

[viscid belfry]

perjaps

[nocturne fossil]

it seems like he made it on purpose

[viscid belfry]

gives me this vibe lol

[nocturne fossil]

accurate

[gusty latch]

impossible.

[gusty latch]

its the feet

[viscid belfry]

dude fr

[gusty latch]

n wtv the fuck tht torso is

arena war alien i think

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

i meant him exclusively

[real peak]

Good morning

Oh wait

Its 3:25pm already?!!!!

[west stirrup]

Yes it’s morning

No

[real peak]

Welll

Ermm...

[alpine basin]

12:25am

[real peak]

Should I..go back legacy or stay enhanced

[real peak]

Morning

[nocturne fossil]

why even make that a question

[west stirrup]

Hence

[real peak]

Idk

My brain...

Ermm...

..errrr

Idk why I ask that

[still bobcat]

[nocturne fossil]

it has text chat but lacks the interesting people

they all migrated to enhanced

[real peak]

I only demand text chat

[nocturne fossil]

my hope for text chat is shattered

[real peak]

I just cant handle people keep dying at least 8 times in pacifist standard when use bike to escape

[nocturne fossil]

people have gotten used to disc and they barely could care less now sadly

[real peak]

I need massage or sauna room in mansion....

[nocturne fossil]

you do have a pool inside ur mansion :)

[real peak]

My brain sometimes stop working likr window XP

When people already 11 and mine still XP or maybe vista

[nocturne fossil]

Win95

xd

[west stirrup]

Angel is a mental massage

[nocturne fossil]

Angel gonna do more than just massage if it was capable

[real peak]

My male and fem are using Angel
Wassup daddy/mommy~

[nocturne fossil]

so weird and dump that haviland calls male characters sir and then suddenly calls female characters mum

like WAT?

too hard to say madam

[real peak]

Ma'am but sound lik Mum

Its brittish accent of course

[nocturne fossil]

so he's not saying mum?

[real peak]

Sound like mum

[nocturne fossil]

oh

[autumn grail]

Rockstar small indie company

[nocturne fossil]

is this the case with the subtitles?

i should check

[real peak]

Time to wear suit and change voice to haviland

Me too old for this =w=

Me gunna become burrito

🌯

[nocturne fossil]

iam more of a pizza

[real peak]

Hawai pizza

[nocturne fossil]

[still bobcat]

what the hell

i walked into my agency and i started punching the wall

did i just fight the camera man

[livid agate]

https://insider-gaming.com/gta-6-digital-price-appears-online/ wyd in this situation

[tidal yew]

[ornate quartz]

Hiiii

[still bobcat]

paying AU$180 for the game I suppose
It's just a playholder anyway

[real peak]

Yes you did

U just murdered camera man

[still bobcat]

nah

the camera man always lives

[real peak]

Must be director who givin a bored content to work for

[real peak]

Rather way full release

I learnt my lesson fron pd3 when I pre-ordered

So yea

Imma watch console play the game first

If its ok, I will buy it

[alpine basin]

Cheaper than I originally imagined

#gta6-discussion

[livid agate]

Anything goes here it don matter

But yeah £90 / $100 was expected

[lavish mulch]

yall think we will do a heist where we steal ram in gta 6

[viral heath]

nah would be too op

[alpine basin]

Well, if I guide all of the gta6 stuff, to the gta6 place, those conspiracy theorist will get the channel shut down eventually, these prices are just people guessing in the end

I say guide but most of those people have long lost their ways

[real peak]

Waitting wall collect knowledge for geetee 6

[alpine basin]

Cant fish in a puddle on the road

[lavish mulch]

you can fish with a grenade

[alpine basin]

Not that it would do much in a puddle with no fish

[lavish mulch]

what if I take fish and put puddle

[lament frigate]

tfw you reroll 5 times and you get cash in all of them

okay gold finally

[sturdy tapir]

[lament frigate]

petition to nuke noose vans prep

[golden sundial]

Nah

I fukin love losing the cops in a noose van

[lament frigate]

very time consuming

nuke it alongside mw hq prep

I fucking love the Tula prep tho

[untold dock]

hello job invite to lose the cops?

[rancid parcel]

you can just uh, destroy the van

[lament frigate]

TIL there's a city spawn for the gruppe sechs van

[lost lily]

ez

[craggy mica]

run speed

[versed lintel]

fast run is borderline useless now

i feel bad for people that paid money for it

you get the same thing for an hour at the mansion and it’s completely free

[craggy mica]

i did yoga at mansion, sir

[lament frigate]

why does the sub get beached so easily when driving it to the canals

wasn't like this

it's glitching wtf is this

keeps hitting an invisible rock

[long cobalt]

lol

[lament frigate]

just magically jumps up and beaches

[night swallow]

[hollow owl]

[rancid parcel]

wave your hand not drink your soda

[autumn grail]

very cool thats my Calico

[tame holly]

Ah another npc car stealer

[autumn grail]

im gonna go insane

[hollow owl]

No nitro

Need to figure out how to make emojis into gifs

[rancid parcel]

[hollow owl]

Won't need nitro then

[daring bobcat]

[real peak]

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1088142229211721989.webp?size=64&animated=true

[rancid parcel]

Never let Potato send gifs

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/664508129261781012.webp?size=64&animated=true

[rancid parcel]

Rabies

Ew

[lost lily]

my cat doesn't have. katto's one has

[lavish mulch]

[real peak]

[lavish mulch]

[real peak]

[ornate quartz]

[rancid parcel]

i left for a min and this place has became a Zoo.

[ornate quartz]

It was zoo but in more civilized manner

[lavish mulch]

try the bananas, they're dashing

[real peak]

Food =w=

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/939640765850746910.webp?size=48&animated=true

[sleek prism]

We should fire all animals

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/750442720782188695.webp?size=64&animated=true

[rancid parcel]

starve.

[real peak]

Waiiii

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Fattoo

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Holidays over ?

[real peak]

Yea

Holiday is over =w=

I have my fun

[tidal yew]

Get to work

Overtime

[still bobcat]

i have 5 days off

or is 6

[tidal yew]

I don't have days off

Only Thursday

[real peak]

[real peak]

Luckyyy

[real peak]

Yes, Junior Manager

👉

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

she hates me

[tidal yew]

What's that suppose to mean

[tidal yew]

Ur boss?

[still bobcat]

the manager

[tidal yew]

Is she good lookin

Asking for my frnd Fatto here

[still bobcat]

for legal reasons she is normal looking

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

for illegal reasons she is a collingwood supporter

[tidal yew]

Blackmail her

N take more days off

[still bobcat]

no i want more days

[real peak]

[still bobcat]

i only get paid for the hours i work

[real peak]

Not per month???

[still bobcat]

what? who gets paid per month

[tidal yew]

Yeh ssly who does get that?!?!

Did economy changed so much?!

After one night

[real peak]

✋

I get...pay per month

[tidal yew]

Dude if you go late to work do they cut ya pay?

[real peak]

Yes

[tidal yew]

Then same thing dumbas

[sleek prism]

Here you get paid every 2 weeks or month. Hourly or monthly, depends

[tidal yew]

How much hour u work gets u pay

Its just u get month to month

Mostly people get on the same day which r labors probably

[tidal yew]

You get paid for how many hours u work easy if u go late pay gets cut

[real peak]

Let's see...8 to 5 rest from 12pm to 1pm

8 hours total

[tidal yew]

Yeh

[tidal yew]

× how many days you work

Salary ÷ total hours a month you worked

That's you're hourly pay

So you too get pay for how much hour u work

[storm nimbus]

I used to
Sucked the first month since I started right after timesheets where due, basically was 2 months before paid

[lime sigil]

Everyone?

[storm nimbus]

Depends, like my other jobs were fortnightly pay

[west stirrup]

Omg fortnite

[lost lily]

mfs in questions channel arguing over who's better in cayo which is stupid easy heist made for casuals

[still bobcat]

whos better in cayo?

[lost lily]

blue name or pink name

[autumn grail]

Bless those souls please

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

no like im questioning what metric even exists for that

[real peak]

Holy

Elite challenge EMP completed with random

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/745943839499485234.webp?size=48&animated=true

[lost lily]

elite in EMP?

[real peak]

Yep

Elite humane lab =w=

With random

[lost lily]

knoway

[real peak]

Totally knoway

Elite challenge completed with random 😄

[craggy mica]

how’s team?

[real peak]

1 400~
2 300~
3 150~

[lost lily]

2 of them seem like speedrunners

from their SC profile

[real peak]

Yea 2 of them using vigil, they know how to fly

Me and other use Hakuchou Drag

[lost lily]

just get in their vigi

would be faster

[real peak]

I'm good biker, trust =w=

[lost lily]

time limit is pretty generous in HLR. just have to avoid rapid fire and valk damage

[real peak]

Lucky my video recored

So yea, 2 highest level are speedrunner

[craggy mica]

full video?

[real peak]

Me and Viva using bike

[real peak]

Full video

I was pilot so nothing I can do in there

[lost lily]

i randomly found some chinese speedrunner thru quick join in act 3 few years ago. got sub 15

[real peak]

some chinese people like speed runner, they always rush and quick

But for real, they did very accuarcy like they use tool but not

This one almost lose my elite challenge

Funny rocket fly sync with my music background lol

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

rule 1 - no explosives in corridors
rule 2 - don't forget rule 1

[tidal yew]

Rules r meant to be broken

[real peak]

Everytime I heard ground team enter the sewer, I head to landing zone right away

@tidal yew I think Martol will crash huh

[tidal yew]

For sure. No doubt!

[real peak]

[rancid parcel]

The music is too low

I cant hear anything

[real peak]

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/877394848070660108.webp?size=48&animated=true

[vocal geode]

Whats your ign ?

[tidal yew]

MasterLarzy

[vocal geode]

Dm me

[tidal yew]

[vocal geode]

Aight thanks

[tidal yew]

I'm retired too

Semi

[vocal geode]

[tidal yew]

I hop on sometime when I'm free

Still add me I'll accept

[vocal geode]

Ill add u tmrw im outside rn

[west stirrup]

Get inside

Touch floor

[craggy mica]

no wayI’m still host with auto-invite and matchmaking open in every session, and I’ve been waiting 30 minutes. It’s prison break I’m trying to get elite on all og heists

[lost lily]

elite with randoms

[craggy mica]

i mean setups

just setups

not heist

[golden sundial]

bro wants free labour

[nocturne fossil]

i remember when i got my first arrays of elite

prison is tough with randoms or lfg randoms

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

nice pfp bro

[lavish mulch]

[untold dock]

grilling

[craggy mica]

world record?

[untold dock]

no no

chinaman does it in 4 minutes

[craggy mica]

dang

[lost lily]

Wr is like 3:50

I just checked that WR vid. Despite the fact it's a WR he kinda messed up at the end

Stopped pushing his teammate and the other truck behind caught up

Maybe 3s lost

[untold dock]

we had a really bad fuck up on that run, van crashed into the trees before lighthouse

[lost lily]

Their enemy spawns are so fast. You never beating that time now cuz this game has gone so much worse with sync issues

[untold dock]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOB-DzMvcKBWsillVm9YxCj-lEpgc1xpZ?si=sX-SvH3iVGKICQ5P

-10 or whatever there

[rancid parcel]

This is fine.

[lost lily]

give them 85% cut they'll leave u

[wicked sundial]

They gotta aim down sight, lol

[nocturne fossil]

copy pasted

he was taking cash and he should be punished for it

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

adder hsw WHERE?

hsw bikes? ahem

[merry marsh]

we have the h drag

[nocturne fossil]

i already use it

[merry marsh]

but i would love for the bati or shinobi to get hsw though

[alpine basin]

Shinobi hsw

[nocturne fossil]

[lost lily]

normal hakochu needs hsw too

it's so much better than this stupid drag

[alpine basin]

the only fun thing about the drag is if you manage to get it into a wheelie, it accelerates insanely fast for some reason, shame it can't do a wheelie on its own power though

The normal hakuchou would be really nice with hsw though, looks nicer as well

[nocturne fossil]

perhaps it not being able to lift itself up is the reason they gave it hsw

[alpine basin]

Its really fun to wheelie, but it can't wheelie

[nocturne fossil]

well in that case atleast give the akuma hsw that thing can barely do a proper wheelie compared to the rest

[alpine basin]

you have to hit a small bump first then angle yourself up as fast as you can basically, and can't do it at high speeds either

[nocturne fossil]

i lift the bike up during bumps

i do this during pac standard since the lectro is slow af

even when u lean down

i wouldnt mind the shotaro getting hsw

[nocturne fossil]

eventho most people hate it xd

[alpine basin]

Well, it feels more like a "look" bike that doesn't favor performance that much, would be nice if the tire trail laser was in free roam even if cosmetic (not killing people who run into it)

[real peak]

Rockstar not too smart about that

They have flat brain you know

[alpine basin]

use some lotion on them hands man 💔

[real peak]

Best way to use some project

[nocturne fossil]

that pistol looks fire ngl ❤️‍🔥

[nocturne fossil]

u like LD organics? xd

[real peak]

Perharp, so I can enter someone body and ruin the world :>

Just like we did in studio

[nocturne fossil]

[real peak]

[eager agate]

it's one of the fastest on the streets

[merry marsh]

}i fuckin hate the shotaro

[merry marsh]

you proved your point

lmao

[nocturne fossil]

[alpine basin]

same, only really fun in deadline imo, since it has all those funsies boosters

missed opportunity to add a deadline ATV too, would be fun to see one

[tidal yew]

[still bobcat]

test?

oh yea its definitely gta

refreshed the downdetector page and it went from 10 reports to 200

[alpine basin]

correct, theres an issue right now and I just switched how Im porting my game, let see how long it last

[still bobcat]

is the #🟢services-up automatic or does a mod change it to a yellow dot

[alpine basin]

probably a mod, it rarely updates or changes

[still bobcat]

oh yea even the website is down

someones tripped over a cable

[alpine basin]

100,000 dollar fix + 6 hours of unpaid labor for a fix

[still bobcat]

the hamster fell off the wheel

[alpine basin]

mine still works with the jerry rigged connection I guess, just switched sessions successfully

though my car when switching sessions is spawning like 3 blocks away

[still bobcat]

577 reports and climbing

id say its all 6 platforms it usually doesnt go that high

[alpine basin]

My xbox isn't connecting so that checks out

[still bobcat]

back in an invite only lobby

which is an improvement of the game not even opening

lol mutt is getting supplies but it didnt take my $60000

w

[copper shoal]

One day you will pay 60k for supplies but he just takes all of your money instead

[still bobcat]

mutt deserves it

[alpine basin]

I wish

that'd be some kind of blessing

I've been trying to get rid of my money for a while

[copper shoal]

True so many times he cooked

[nocturne fossil]

did the servers die again?

iam not ingame so i didnt notice

seems like the game doesnt function when iam not ingame

[alpine basin]

lucky

[tidal yew]

@real peak

I ordered extra 8 gb ram today for my laptop

I hope no more latency now

[still bobcat]

wow 8gb of ram? who did you roob

[eager agate]

crazy the ram situation these days

back then when I bought my laptop I got a free ram with it

[still bobcat]

ram is up like 400% in australia

[tidal yew]

I purchased it from Amazon

I already had 8gb installed in my laptop I wanted more

[nocturne fossil]

is it back up?

time to check downdetector

[still bobcat]

@nocturne fossil yea

[nocturne fossil]

👌

chat is usually a bit active here at this time

[alpine basin]

neuh uh

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

how does this relate to lfg?

[eager agate]

"anyone wanna"

[nocturne fossil]

ah

iam such a nice person i dont blow up npc cars and raise my mental state

[alpine basin]

💔

[nocturne fossil]

i register as a ceo and then blow stuff up

[ornate quartz]

Hiii

[nocturne fossil]

ah lol

[ornate quartz]

How many survival did you did till now?

[nocturne fossil]

what is that question tbh

how would ik

[ornate quartz]

My means all maps??

[nocturne fossil]

ive done so many

ive done all maps

[ornate quartz]

Which one is hardest so far? And which one easiest??

[nocturne fossil]

including zancudo

[ornate quartz]

@nocturne fossil

[nocturne fossil]

iam here bro dont ping

for no reason

[ornate quartz]

Sure

[nocturne fossil]

i saw u on coras stream

[ornate quartz]

Did I died ??

Because I don't die easily

[ornate quartz]

Give me link too

[nocturne fossil]

no-one dies easily

its just badluck

[alpine basin]

I do

[ornate quartz]

But I am noob sir

[nocturne fossil]

u check it urself

i cant check that rn

[ornate quartz]

What his channel name?

[nocturne fossil]

dam i think it was just cora

[ornate quartz]

@untold dock

Got it ty

[nocturne fossil]

processed, grove st, maze bank are easy

people like the silo as way to get through most of the levels for career prog

i think u can use custom maps too

its hard for me to differentiate which is hard or easy when i like most of em

[ornate quartz]

I just wanted to know your opinion and go for hardest you think

[nocturne fossil]

can u word it properly

are you looking for a challenge or something thats easy to get by

like most of them are a challenge

try vespucci if u want a decent map with a fair fighting chance

meth lab is good

[nocturne fossil]

my fav out of all btw since u can stay on the roof too

[ornate quartz]

I am looking for challenging survival that can help me improve my skills

[ornate quartz]

ty I try them

[nocturne fossil]

this aint esports but who am i to judge since my aim in gta is just garbage

[nocturne fossil]

try processed too

[alpine basin]

mhm, pistol

[nocturne fossil]

fun pistol

[alpine basin]

I could watch hours of pistol gameplay, its just too much

[viscid belfry]

Is that the wm 29? Also what mask is that?

[nocturne fossil]

its the wm29 pistol and the lunar year mask from years ago

[viscid belfry]

That’s a pretty dope mask ngl

Why don’t they have a Glock in gta bruh?

[nocturne fossil]

my friends saw the mask and searched all around mask store i felt pretty bad

they should have given that mask again