gta-online-mk2

[long cobalt]

also true

but if you have a good team you pretty much just barely hit the checkpoint with Barrage get out and minigun the jugs from behind that one rock

[ornate quartz]

Yeah that what I did In pistol challenge

[nocturne fossil]

on cmms i still used the barrage and had no issues

i took down all juggs while the rest hid lol

[long cobalt]

yeah you just need to be good

[alpine basin]

The amount of times the driver has flipped both in and outside of the tunnels and killed the turret players is sad, I will do everything in my power to make sure Im driving, or not in a turret

[long cobalt]

That's really funny lol

[nocturne fossil]

driver is the most important role

[long cobalt]

yeah the majority of randoms are really reckless

[nocturne fossil]

gotta drive fast and dodge all while taking headshots

when iam on the turret i just hold X and duck

thats not gonna do anything but i prefer the false sense of security over nothing

[long cobalt]

atleast it makes you more confident lol

[nocturne fossil]

[long cobalt]

placebo effect in full effect

[alpine basin]

I've unfortunately had 2 DCMM runs killed on console due to that, and 5 of them on pc due to that reason alone, not including people getting rapid fired, dying on setups or simply killing themselves

[long cobalt]

they either have no experience or just want to get it over with

[alpine basin]

mostly option number 1 playing with low levels

[ornate quartz]

You not coming for. Cmm still?

[long cobalt]

if it's not og heists then no

[ornate quartz]

oh i don't have anyone in for og heist

[long cobalt]

rip

[ornate quartz]

But i can help you

[ornate quartz]

When you do og run let me know

[long cobalt]

I'll definitely message you when I have time to do it

[real peak]

Yea...

Feeling burn out

I think I should relax

[sturdy tapir]

@real peak helo keto

[real peak]

Hallo

[alpine basin]

jackpot

atm we're robbing his time

[thick rose]

Idk why people get mad over getting killed by people on bicycles

That's should be the least you should worry about

[thick rose]

You robbed him too many times

[alpine basin]

skipping cayo and doing doomsday act 3 finale for a low level

[sturdy tapir]

693k with no SECONDARY??

[alpine basin]

there was no secondaries anywhere on the island, I checked the main and secondary dock, the farm, the airstrip and the little shed that holds stuff, nuthin

[sturdy tapir]

Your telling me, the AI bubble has hit el Rubio

[tame holly]

We found the ultimate trash rng

[sturdy tapir]

knoway is needing all of Rubio supply now

[alpine basin]

necessary sacrifices

[west stirrup]

Wall magic?

[silk shuttle]

because it's extra humiliating

[alpine basin]

how is magic at all related to being unlucky

I was helping a lvl 23 in lfg with cayo and doomsday and ran into this :(

[west stirrup]

Misfortune

[silk shuttle]

must not cost a fortune

[west stirrup]

Why oh why

[tame holly]

They did also patch a few more godmode glitches which is nice

[alpine basin]

Theres still a way to get the story mode special abilities in MP including trevor and franklins

[west stirrup]

[alpine basin]

Mansion DLC broke a bunch of the game so idk

[sturdy tapir]

Average day

[lavish mulch]

has there ever been an update where the game didn't brake

[rancid parcel]

Yes

Weekly updates

[ivory raft]

yes!

the freakshop update

because it didn't really change anything

we got access to a building and uhhhhh

that was it

[lavish mulch]

the update

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

👉

[tidal yew]

What ya want dumb kat

[lavish mulch]

[tidal yew]

What ya want weirdo

[real peak]

Ur medical bill increase

[tidal yew]

I have insurance

[real peak]

So you telling me I can bite more?

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

I'm gonna knock ya teeth out

Then we'll see how ya gonna bite

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/664508129261781012.webp?size=64&animated=true

[tidal yew]

You're teeths r out too pal

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/750442720782188695.webp?size=64&animated=true

[tidal yew]

I'm not from matrix

I can stop bullets

[lost lily]

what about rpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1226986213861359636.webp?size=64

go boom

[tidal yew]

[thick rose]

Yk that video of the middle aged man screaming slurs at BMX guys

And one BMX guy sounds like a south park character

[nocturne fossil]

today is my last day before a week off

and tommorow is gonna be a painful day helping with cmms myself

[rancid parcel]

You can choose to ||not help with cmm||

[nocturne fossil]

what if i already said sure?

after multiple false promises

[tame holly]

I LOVE PEOPLE JOINING MC ONLY TO GO AFK

[alpine basin]

mark them for death

[nocturne fossil]

oh for sure atp i would just wanna grief them

[tame holly]

Got griefed in between, wouldn't have happened if he helped

so yeah closed the game and i'll try again

[still bobcat]

LOOOOOOOL

I was like "what's that noise"

There's currently 5 off the radar jets chasing an Oppressor Mk.II around the city

NO WAY

There's like 8 or 9

nah this gotta be a modder

[alpine basin]

Ill let it slide because its an mk2

[still bobcat]

nah no way these are all people wth

[alpine basin]

(It is, normal greifing stuff that people should expect to see, normally with b11's though)

they can spawn jets with npc's in god mode that can't be killed but the jets can be

[still bobcat]

That was very funny though, tabbing out of paint to see 5 jets chasing an Oppressor

[nocturne fossil]

modders can spawn npc jets to scatter around the city too

i remember i had this years ago in an inv lobby

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

boi

what u staring at huh

u try bmx yet

[lavish mulch]

uhh

totally

[ornate quartz]

How you become knoway car hater??

[nocturne fossil]

i hated it since the car was on the road bro :(

[lavish mulch]

robot

[nocturne fossil]

i cant steal it!!!

cant steal no like

[ornate quartz]

Same I need to steal it too

[nocturne fossil]

that thing spawn inside of bushes and knocks me over and goes

not even the npcs do that

[lavish mulch]

i'll do the bmx after i deliver supplies

[ornate quartz]

I blast them

As soon i see them

[nocturne fossil]

sure

[lavish mulch]

im driving a slow ass truck on a highway

[ornate quartz]

Is that your clip?

[nocturne fossil]

mine

[ornate quartz]

Dint you left game??

[lavish mulch]

no it's mine

[ornate quartz]

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

hey if u wanna own up to a clip that has skill issue i dont mind

be my guest

[ornate quartz]

[nocturne fossil]

nah seriously tho wall climb is patched i think

it barely works

i heard they broke the physics a few years back

[ornate quartz]

Maybe rockstar noticed

[lavish mulch]

oh no players having fun

[nocturne fossil]

thus why i own offline versions of gta

[ornate quartz]

Everyone own it

[nocturne fossil]

sir u dont deserve that 50%bonus

[lavish mulch]

is there a way to keep jobs on the map without going quick join > random and cancel or?

[nocturne fossil]

ur missing the point

[lavish mulch]

you changed the patch?

[nocturne fossil]

[ornate quartz]

[ornate quartz]

Only way

@nocturne fossil can we buy helicopter or stuff from another player?

[nocturne fossil]

uh no

[eager agate]

you should try this sometime #gta-vehicles message

[nocturne fossil]

not legitimately

[ornate quartz]

What other way then?

[nocturne fossil]

bro i already tried that

i tried that with other bikes too

iam talking specifically about bmx

shinobi i use for heists

[eager agate]

damn is it hard, in your opinion?

I can do a few feet at best

[nocturne fossil]

bmx its kinda hard or it just doesnt work now

iam not sure but people say its patched

i can vault over mid sized buildings thankfully

[eager agate]

I mean the motorcycle one

[nocturne fossil]

motorcycle one is do-able

ive even reached higher heights with reever

so u could imagine the shinobi being in that place

[lavish mulch]

im glad i can use nvidia filters when i can't see at night

[ornate quartz]

How did you jump that bike??

[nocturne fossil]

akuma is a bit hard

bati works

[ornate quartz]

.

[nocturne fossil]

just need to hit the breaks when u hit the wall at a specific angle

[lavish mulch]

he's cheating, ban him

[nocturne fossil]

pls nooooo

[ornate quartz]

Gotta try that

[eager agate]

it's a powersurge it can jump like that even touching a rock

[ornate quartz]

@nocturne fossil does it work with hukucho?

[nocturne fossil]

i dont think so

[ornate quartz]

Oh

[lavish mulch]

im driving a tractor now

[ornate quartz]

Why!

[nocturne fossil]

shotaro works but thats irrelevant

if u wanted long bike

[ornate quartz]

[lavish mulch]

im going 40

good thing i can hold W and go in discord overlay and it's gonna keep going

[ornate quartz]

What nvidia filter do tho?

[lavish mulch]

you can put image filters on your game?

like you can make the contrast and stuff higher only for that game

[nocturne fossil]

oh look fellow disc overlay user

i used to do this trick

[autumn grail]

Bro like why cant we buy armor in our facility

[ornate quartz]

I seee

[lavish mulch]

i still use it

[autumn grail]

Rockstar pls

[nocturne fossil]

now i use Winkey plus G

[ornate quartz]

For afk right?

[nocturne fossil]

for afk or auto-pilot however u interpret it

[ornate quartz]

I forgot to ask you do you have pc or laptop??

[nocturne fossil]

during bogdan i go afk as avenger pilot

[lavish mulch]

i just use it for auto pilot

[nocturne fossil]

i goto toilet and come back with no issue

[ornate quartz]

But won't heli attack you??

[nocturne fossil]

uhh no

[ornate quartz]

Wait you can choose not to trigger checkpoint

[lavish mulch]

i can't turn that off

[nocturne fossil]

ik this

[nocturne fossil]

why not

[ornate quartz]

You were talking about this? When you go afk you use this method so heli don't attack

Or you use boat stategy??

[nocturne fossil]

after i carry the sub team i go up and go afk while going forward

paleto to ls

me afk xd

sub team has no clue

[ornate quartz]

[nocturne fossil]

me risking sub teams life

during CMM

its calculated i swear

[lavish mulch]

i can only do the speed glitch with bmx

[nocturne fossil]

u can

show me how u do it

i checked it and it still works

i asked a friend later and he told me an extra step

[lavish mulch]

everytime i press record i can't do it and fall

[nocturne fossil]

alr so do u

hold the front brake?

thats key

[lavish mulch]

yeah ik

[nocturne fossil]

u gotta spam the jump so the char doesnt lean in much

[nocturne fossil]

what was patched then?

[lavish mulch]

i did it on a tiny wall

[nocturne fossil]

how fast was it going before this

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

tell me

[lavish mulch]

idk

faster?

[nocturne fossil]

like this placibo effect or other people mentioned this as well?

[lavish mulch]

the one where you didn't have to press the front brake and just jump and lean forward?

[nocturne fossil]

with front brake

[lavish mulch]

i think it was faster cuz you could spam jump

i could be wrong since i didn't do the bmx stuff much

[nocturne fossil]

spam jumping with front break is fast

thats what i did thus far

without front break slow

[lavish mulch]

when i watched speedruns it looked fast on the older patch

[nocturne fossil]

"looked" but i doubt so

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

ill recheck

[lavish mulch]

im doing it

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew @nocturne fossil @real peak getting back on the game

[tidal yew]

[tame holly]

Just got humane labs elite

[sturdy tapir]

@sleek prism

I'm unretiring

[tame holly]

truck sell yipee

[sturdy tapir]

@tidal yew

Game installed

[tame holly]

welp attempted and failed a fleeca elite, hack took too long and he couldn't get into the car

[real peak]

Wear helmet next time =w=

[sturdy tapir]

@real peak

Mi in game

[real peak]

Quack

[sturdy tapir]

[real peak]

Me in driverless limo =w=

From paleto bay to my mansion =w=

[craggy mica]

[real peak]

[sturdy tapir]

@real peak me gambling

Want join

[real peak]

Win win?

[sturdy tapir]

I got 100k chips now

Won 70k

[real peak]

Alright, stay there, Imma rob you

[lavish mulch]

my brain can't work with helmet on

[real peak]

Don be a dumkat like me =w=

[sturdy tapir]

Mods orbital cannon kato

[real peak]

I have to turn VPN on to play casino

Bleh

Give me a minute

@sturdy tapir

Where are u?!!

[sturdy tapir]

Investigating a disturbance

[sturdy tapir]

U left

[real peak]

Brehg

[lavish mulch]

same

[ornate quartz]

@craggy mica bro how do you dance for 5 min straight without missing beat

Idk why I always click button but it's goes purple

[lavish mulch]

I remember watching darkviper doing that

he used a autoclicker and it still failed i think

[craggy mica]

im confused

[sturdy tapir]

@real peak

In casino

[real peak]

Wat

I'm in blackjack area =w=

[ornate quartz]

Beat suddenly change

[sturdy tapir]

[ornate quartz]

And i lost

[real peak]

BLACKJACK!!

HAHHA

WAT

[craggy mica]

mhm i don’t know about that

[real peak]

@sturdy tapir so we vs the dealer?

As long as we win, you get chip as well?

[sturdy tapir]

Ig

Fak

[ornate quartz]

How did you lock??

[real peak]

Fak

[sturdy tapir]

@real peak do you have transaction pending bug

[real peak]

I still don't get it with poker game

[sturdy tapir]

[real peak]

Same

[sturdy tapir]

damn i hate when the transaction pending bug happens

[real peak]

I can't place bet

[sturdy tapir]

Game restart fixes it only sadly

[real peak]

Stay there

[sturdy tapir]

WON 70K

[real peak]

Hax

I still don't get it of that game

[sturdy tapir]

It's ez

[sturdy tapir]

Now i also got transaction pending..

[real peak]

Yea it bugged...

Game suk =w=

Yea it bugged

[sturdy tapir]

Gonna prep mi casino

Heist

I got gold

[real peak]

Oh nyo

i'm stuck!!

[real peak]

Welcome back to hell =w=

[craggy mica]

[ornate quartz]

@craggy mica bro how to do lock onto beat?

[craggy mica]

i don’t really know

[ornate quartz]

Man idk why they give this crap award lol

[sturdy tapir]

Stole guns without alerting police

[real peak]

Watttt

Haxxx

Reporttt

Bannn

[sturdy tapir]

No u

[ornate quartz]

You not coming to sell session??

[real peak]

No

[ornate quartz]

@untold dock bro can you explain how nightclub dance work? In pc

[untold dock]

press button to beat of music

[ornate quartz]

Left mouse click right? And how beat work??

I can't hear music idk why

[untold dock]

if you do not understand how the beat works i cannot help

[ornate quartz]

I usually press left mouse click until it goes green

But suddenly it become purple

[untold dock]

because you missed the beat

[ornate quartz]

When beat change what to do?

Press left click mouse?

[untold dock]

click matching the beat

[ornate quartz]

I see i try

Ty

[long cobalt]

Hi

[real peak]

Hallo comfy

[lavish mulch]

[copper fossil]

so many pc players it’s borderline disturbing

[ornate quartz]

Hii comfy

[real peak]

It's normal tbh

[jade meadow]

Yall, when is Gta 5 in sale again?

Might aswell buy it for the 4th time if the "best" store isnt working properly (Epic)

[ornate quartz]

You can check steam event's

[jade meadow]

Huh, they have an event currently?

[ornate quartz]

Idk

[jade meadow]

Oh man, you had my hopes high

[craggy mica]

https://youtu.be/D0OFHQdY3c8?si=GRisGoG0emPmL0V4
fun

[copper fossil]

unbelievable

[real peak]

How is he can find this like...how

[lavish mulch]

too many steps

[craggy mica]

oh yeah

[craggy mica]

13th to 1st

[craggy mica]

[real peak]

Holy you let them sniff your smoke car

[craggy mica]

🗿

[craggy mica]

perfectly

390,000

[nocturne fossil]

thats more like it

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[real peak]

45 mil =w=

Soon my female will full and will be another 12mil

[nocturne fossil]

[ornate quartz]

Who this

[nocturne fossil]

who is this pleb with a martin madrazo pic

inconceivable

[ornate quartz]

[sturdy tapir]

390k barely enough for an apartment and a car

[nocturne fossil]

any amount of money is honey

[craggy mica]

[nocturne fossil]

base pump shotgun fun

i like like blowing enemies away

[spice inlet]

i like smoking them with the pump mkii with explosive slugs

[nocturne fossil]

explosive slugs is like the main loadout ur suppose to have imo

i just like to switch it down a bit just to have some fun

let loose and disable custom loadout and use the most mediocre guns

more specifically in survivals

the sound the pump mk1 has is much more satisfying compared to the mk2 ngl

[west stirrup]

Impeccable

[ornate quartz]

You have gta+??

[west stirrup]

yes

[ornate quartz]

I was thinking to buy it again

Should i?

[west stirrup]

yes do

[silk shuttle]

L mindset

[west stirrup]

what is a W mindseyet

[silk shuttle]

not buying gta+L

[west stirrup]

But

but

[candid veldt]

I wonder that will win in a collision between train and drug dealer

[fleet sluice]

[turbid turtle]

true

[sleek prism]

Weeklies are shit

[fleet sluice]

okay wtf

[craggy mica]

read more

[untold dock]

y'all seed this?

fucking stupid

i'll have to make sure my profile pic is perfect since custom avatars won't be possible anymore

[hollow owl]

[craggy mica]

L

[turbid turtle]

another L

poor R* don't have enough money

[copper shoal]

Bro I didn't know about this

[hollow owl]

https://x.com/i/status/2024993999774269527

Tex2 (@TexFunz2)

Special GTA$ Bonuses for PC Enhanced, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S

Via https://t.co/r0nUmsP0Mb
#GTAOnline

X · Feb 20, 2026, 11:46 PM

[nocturne fossil]

why do they keep removing stuff for no reason

i guess they just wanna get rid of social club

[wintry ermine]

What kind of sell?

Anything? Nightclub, Mc, bunker, ...?

[hollow owl]

No clue yet

[wintry ermine]

What even is that

[golden sundial]

them curbs are thicc

[hollow owl]

Instant reset for me

My OCD can't let me have a sloppy run

[turbid turtle]

where did they post it?

I can't find it anywhere

[copper shoal]

Where do I access this in the main menu?

[untold dock]

god broomsticks are fucking annoying

2 broomstick griefers were griefing so i went after them

once i got them off the broomsticks it was like squashing ants

but then their tryhard friend joined and it just became fucking annoying

2 broomsticks constantly hounding you and another guy spamming grenades and sniping 247

i just killed the tryhard guy a few times and left

fuck them

[golden sundial]

They're not worth allat

[untold dock]

it's so funny when they're off their broomsticks

literal headless chickens

[copper fossil]

broomsticks lol

[noble portal]

yoy

[copper shoal]

@untold dock found how to do it thanks

[alpine basin]

Wizard sticks 🧙‍♂️

[ornate quartz]

[ornate quartz]

@long cobalt hii

[long cobalt]

Hi

[west stirrup]

Yep this helps

[ornate quartz]

You still play on xbox?

[long cobalt]

not currently

[ornate quartz]

Will you be doing carrer progress in pc,?

[long cobalt]

most likely not

too much no lifing

[ornate quartz]

Yeah i suggest you to do it in gta 6

[west stirrup]

Go to hell game

[alpine basin]

its faster to call a boat than simply call a pv

[lost lily]

and people buy NC there

[long cobalt]

better to continue the discussion here lol

when do you usually play

[lost lily]

after like 12 hours, when rag streams

[long cobalt]

💀

rip

[prime ibex]

🤣

[hollow glade]

The save here would be raiju spawning right next to u still

Well a slight run to the other side but

[lost lily]

it can spawn there too where he's standing

[ornate quartz]

@long cobalt your PFP fox look cute idk why

[lost lily]

i call aircraft there in some contact missions

[long cobalt]

is that why you ping me lol

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/877399086498734100.webp?size=64

[storm nimbus]

[ornate quartz]

Yeah feeling bored did you find people for og heist?? Cmm

[long cobalt]

I didn't

couch said we could do elites but I'm not gonna do them at 2am

😭

[ornate quartz]

What time rn for you??

[lost lily]

rag is always there to help if your time zones match

[long cobalt]

11am

[long cobalt]

they don't

[ornate quartz]

He don't help

[ornate quartz]

2pm here almost we have similar playtime

I can help you out

[lost lily]

what happened

[ornate quartz]

Just find 2 Guy

[ornate quartz]

He told me he don't help strangers and told me to ask in lfg when I asked it's been month or so

[lost lily]

maybe join his discord. i was a stranger once

[ornate quartz]

I did he dint help me still

I just did with randoms lfg

Pretty fun

[lost lily]

elite or cmm

[ornate quartz]

Elite

I was done with cmm at that time

[silk shuttle]

rag mentioned

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/664508129261781012.webp?size=64&animated=true

[tidal yew]

What ya doin

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1280888689454743715.webp?size=48

[silk shuttle]

[long cobalt]

o and reo

would you help with cmm

[silk shuttle]

[untold dock]

🐴

[lost lily]

we can do fleeca elite in few hours

[long cobalt]

I already did it

[lost lily]

which og elite u need

[long cobalt]

all the rest

[lost lily]

[silk shuttle]

[craggy mica]

I have more emojis than you

[tame holly]

Currently going for the bunny awards for drug wars t4, since i'm doing it with a random, i have to watch that long ass cutscene

[ornate quartz]

Bunny award what that??

[tame holly]

1st dose 4, get through the portal as a bunny 5 times

needs 2 or more players

[ornate quartz]

Oh i have to do them too

But i do them later

[tame holly]

yeah i'm afk for a bit in my nightclub, wanna get that 2nd out of 4 dj award

[ornate quartz]

Need to steal supplies for 100 time

And 10m earning from acid lab

[tame holly]

i alr have the 10M, and i need 64 more acid ressuply

i'm just doing the awards first so i know i only have that thing to do

[ornate quartz]

I only have 830k sold till now

That why i am.not doing it

It will so boring

[craggy mica]

[lavish mulch]

was that in a inv lobby or public?

[storm nimbus]

It's more than solo but not by much

[nocturne fossil]

[storm nimbus]

The bonus from the boat sell is prob part of it tho

[craggy mica]

solo

[lavish mulch]

not bad

[craggy mica]

[storm nimbus]

Ah ok I did the math
It's 18k bonus from the boat sell

9k from the 3 boats also x2

[craggy mica]

🧠

[real peak]

Forgot today is x2 so yea, boat also get x2 bonus too

No wonder I got 1mil

[mortal terrace]

Was that with a full bar

[real peak]

Yea

[mortal terrace]

Hmm I think I need to get to work selling

[nocturne fossil]

still not gonna bother with mc

[storm nimbus]

It's 1 million with 850k profit if you buy supplies

This assumes both upgrades and having the car wash

(this week)

[nocturne fossil]

me lazy

[tidal yew]

U forgot the R

[brittle hatch]

me not have time

i bought a laptop made sure i had gta and ended up not having time/being too tired to play video games

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

How's holidays Goin

[real peak]

Very fun

Eat a lot =w=

Gonna run around to low weight

I sleep from 4am to 4pm

[tidal yew]

Katto fatto

[tidal yew]

What kinda sleep schedule is that

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Night owl =w=

[tidal yew]

No wonder that belly fats increasing

[real peak]

Body samsung >:c

[tidal yew]

[craggy mica]

top rank

[real peak]

Urghh...

I'm pilot prison break

Bullshit...

[untold dock]

@long cobalt when are you online

[long cobalt]

I can be online in 2 hours

is there something

[untold dock]

do some heists in elite

[ornate quartz]

Which heist??

[craggy mica]

og heists i think

[ornate quartz]

Which one tho?

[craggy mica]

any

[ornate quartz]

You should join pc lol

[craggy mica]

i ain’t got pc

[ornate quartz]

How you reply to my msg then?

Mobile?

[craggy mica]

yup

[ornate quartz]

nice

[thick rose]

Wasted alot of time on forklift

[real peak]

Fun job to do

[dawn summit]

Not fun at all, felt like torture. I didn't even finish the first round

[long cobalt]

if we have a full team ill join

[untold dock]

can probably find another person

[long cobalt]

is renix joining

[ornate quartz]

Which heist?

[untold dock]

no

[ornate quartz]

He ignored me

I won't ask him again

[long cobalt]

lol

[untold dock]

thank you

[long cobalt]

Who would join us though

[ornate quartz]

Those ghet members

[ornate quartz]

Are you going for cmm or elite,??

[long cobalt]

Just elite

I doubt they want to do cmm

[ornate quartz]

For cmm i am in and for fleeca I can help

[untold dock]

of all people, bitsau needs cmm

[long cobalt]

why does bitsau need cmm

isn't he like top tier

[untold dock]

cuz he hasn't had teammates to do it

[long cobalt]

I doubt he would want to play with me lol

[real peak]

Got a car in casino =w=

[lost lily]

tell him u have played fleeca 3545646 times

[ornate quartz]

@real peak are you in for og cmm?

[long cobalt]

lmao

[ornate quartz]

Tell him you will become magician if he agrees to play with you

[long cobalt]

nah

It would be cool but even after 300 fleecas my skill is not that good

Definitely not bitsau level

[ornate quartz]

It will hard for him to find people then

I carried 2 people with me in doomsday 3 player cmm

[lost lily]

i fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but i fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times

[ornate quartz]

it's waste of time to practice this game heist many time

3 time is more than enough

[lost lily]

i need cmm too so we can do it @long cobalt

my last cmm got fkd by train

[ornate quartz]

Which cmm?

Don't you had that rag guy?

[lost lily]

apt

[long cobalt]

if all you guys can come on now and have time to finish it

let's do it

I guess not lol

[lost lily]

u wanna do elite first or cmm

[long cobalt]

elite because the team isn't really stable now

[craggy mica]

do elite y’all

[untold dock]

i am ready

[long cobalt]

let me get ready then

so who are the team members now

[untold dock]

well now i don't know

[long cobalt]

@lost lily are you joining

I guess let's wait for a bit

[lost lily]

yea

[untold dock]

ok i think i can fish someone

[lost lily]

what's your SC

[long cobalt]

give me 2 mins

[untold dock]

man doesn't even have max shooting

[long cobalt]

lol

[untold dock]

why is every heist always bugged

[long cobalt]

because rockstar

[untold dock]

this game is actual garbage

now it's tossing me into public session

[long cobalt]

can we switch to assisted aim after this or is it not feasible

[untold dock]

you should really become keyboard and mouse main

weapon switching on controller is unbearable

[craggy mica]

w man

[long cobalt]

@untold dock its funny how it was the one setting I didn't have disabled

[eager agate]

Is that the kerosene pic (idk the original)

[craggy mica]

it is

[vocal geode]

[nocturne fossil]

i could join the elites

kidding iam useless

[vocal geode]

You guys doin elite challenge or what

[nocturne fossil]

i finished cmm

ended up with broken friendships

[vocal geode]

Congrats man

[vocal geode]

Yea cmm tends to that

[nocturne fossil]

its not my cmm tho since i already completed xd

[vocal geode]

Lmao

Ill play gta today its been awhile

[long cobalt]

why is the weapon wheel so slow

wtf

[plucky burrow]

I mean hello jarvis

[vocal geode]

Wdym

[untold dock]

cmm failed

[untold dock]

this is literally the controller experience

it's unbearable

[vocal geode]

Heloooo

[long cobalt]

it's not like this on xbox

is this a pc thing

[untold dock]

i know

yes

[vocal geode]

How u doin lumburger

[untold dock]

rockstar fixed it at one point but broke the keyboard weapon wheel which was then reverted

[long cobalt]

I should get on practicing kbm more then

[plucky burrow]

hii

[nocturne fossil]

the controller has the sluggish issue we had on kb for a while?

[nocturne fossil]

completed

just lots of trash talk going between them

[vocal geode]

How u doin

[untold dock]

it was a joke because comfy died

anyway i keep sinking my vigilantes

[nocturne fossil]

oh

[plucky burrow]

good wbu

[untold dock]

this is cringe

[nocturne fossil]

hooman labs elitos

[vocal geode]

Nice man same here Im excited to do my mba now

[plucky burrow]

[vocal geode]

Gotta pay dem bills somehow

[prime ibex]

Lumbago

[vocal geode]

Hes lumburger

[plucky burrow]

sell weed

[prime ibex]

Respect lumburger

[untold dock]

@long cobalt careful on hack

[prime ibex]

Or else.

[untold dock]

maybe put on fat armor

[vocal geode]

Lemme get nitro I hate not having good emojis

[long cobalt]

I'll let you guys lead

[lost lily]

@long cobalt make scuba mk2 outfit

[long cobalt]

I should

[prime ibex]

Kk

[vocal geode]

If I sell weed Imma go here ———->>>

[long cobalt]

did it bug out

[vocal geode]

Yeah seems like it

Someone playing from mars I think

Stream is closed

[craggy mica]

he’s stream rn

check

[untold dock]

pool's closed

[vocal geode]

[long cobalt]

ok im done

this weapon wheel is unusuable

I'll use kbm

[untold dock]

idk how they haven't fixed that

it's been like that since 2015

[long cobalt]

that's actually wild

sorry for dying twice lmao

[nocturne fossil]

are u streaming or

[sturdy tapir]

[nocturne fossil]

my dumazz typing "cat plush gta" in hopes of finding the stream

[untold dock]

i can stream if you really want me to

[long cobalt]

why did couch leave

[nocturne fossil]

oh i found rags one

[craggy mica]

yes

i really want

ngl

[nocturne fossil]

u heard forge

[craggy mica]

[untold dock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZtrshIHj8

[nocturne fossil]

[craggy mica]

got it

notifications are on

[nocturne fossil]

"lectro destroyer" is a cool name ong

[craggy mica]

[lavish mulch]

[lost lily]

pac elite with 1hp and 2 sprunk left

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

about to grind gta again on a diff

might grab hikari

he gone

[lost lily]

streaming

[nocturne fossil]

bulki streaming gta?

[lost lily]

no

[nocturne fossil]

ah

[lost lily]

i was too but my pc keeps crashing

[fleet sluice]

since i have not checked in a while are we just forced to have the Darnell Inc app on our phone instead of the quick join

[untold dock]

yes

[lavish mulch]

I was tempted not to buy it just so I can have quick join right where it was before

[fleet sluice]

i can’t even just queue into random doomsday setups because they force the quick join in the facility to be any random job

[lost lily]

ion think so

[untold dock]

@long cobalt get in truck and start driving when i get in vigi

only steer if you absolutely need to

[long cobalt]

alright

are you going to do push strats

[untold dock]

cars can be pushed out of the way

[long cobalt]

sure

[lost lily]

had a brainfart

[fast bridge]

U can’t park there

[lost lily]

that was a free aim. trust

[untold dock]

@long cobalt scuba on

[long cobalt]

how do I merge scuba and vest again

[untold dock]

easiest with a mansion

i don't have one on this character

[long cobalt]

@lost lily do you have a mansion

[lost lily]

yea

[long cobalt]

need to do scuba and vest

[lost lily]

just get scuba for now

and stay behind me

[long cobalt]

oh nice you're the one going in with me

[lost lily]

most likely

cuz i cant do gunner role

pilot yea

[nocturne fossil]

whats hard about gunner?

run the bike towards the mountain and then snipe

[lost lily]

my loadout is not suitable

[nocturne fossil]

oh

[lost lily]

i need explo rounds and extra zoom scope

@long cobalt what fps do u get

[long cobalt]

like 50 in interiors and 30 outside

[lost lily]

wut

what's your specs

[long cobalt]

integrated graphics

[nocturne fossil]

[lost lily]

elite and cmm with 40 fps avg

[nocturne fossil]

did most of my elites with that sort of fps too xd

[lost lily]

comfy pro player

[nocturne fossil]

prolly lower

[long cobalt]

lol thank you

[lost lily]

u downgraded. xbs was 60 i think

[long cobalt]

ye

and relatively high graphics

but pc is much more active and fun

[nocturne fossil]

true

console only fun for public lobbies to avoid moddrs

[lost lily]

rag doing dirty work. we 3 chilling

[untold dock]

vigi sank? improvise, adapt, overcome.

[west stirrup]

Your gun is floating

thought i'd let you know

[untold dock]

what gun

[west stirrup]

Thigh

[untold dock]

no

[lost lily]

@long cobalt do u have 2 seater bike

[long cobalt]

nah

not yet

[nocturne fossil]

bati, akuma

heisters prefer the akuma alot

[west stirrup]

Use the Rampant Rocket

[nocturne fossil]

thats a single seater

[west stirrup]

Just sit on the driver's lap

[nocturne fossil]

quite the fantasy u got

i knew u would say something like this

[west stirrup]

It's not a fantasy it's a promise

Yes

[nocturne fossil]

[untold dock]

all elites first try except pac because the bikes were stuck

not bad

[fast bridge]

Which one?

There’s 2 Bati’s

[lost lily]

they're same

[fast bridge]

Not really

[lost lily]

their performance is same

[rancid parcel]

Crap wrong one

[alpine basin]

I saw

You kicked jugg

[west stirrup]

One has a livery the other doesn’t

How pedantic

[alpine basin]

Different vehicles

[fast bridge]

One also has side mirrors and the other doesn’t

[west stirrup]

Wowie

[west stirrup]

[turbid turtle]

is it true? where was it posted?

[west stirrup]

On Wednesday

[turbid turtle]

I asked where not when

[fast bridge]

Rockstar Support website

Where else would it be posted?

[west stirrup]

[turbid turtle]

do you have a link to the article?

[fast bridge]

No but you can look it up

[lost lily]

cool guys don't look at explosions

[hollow owl]

I looked

Makes me cooler

[rancid parcel]

But the explosions is where the good contents are at

[hollow owl]

Lmaoo

[hollow owl]

This message/image is now under the property of untraceable69420

[lost lily]

deserved for using kumura

[untold dock]

kuruma so ugly it needed to end its days

[hollow owl]

I like the colours icl

Mines is just matte black and matte orange from 2020

[nocturne fossil]

does it matter much

bati. pick whichever comes to ur head first

[lost lily]

@long cobalt 's elite party

[nocturne fossil]

i remember rag helping a random guy on stream years ago

i met him myself in lfg and he would always inv me to doomsday and apt heists when i was on xd

he randomly unfriended me and changed his acc user

[nocturne fossil]

turns out he was joining the army

[real peak]

🫡

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[rancid parcel]

Someone check if this beast has rabies or not

Been biting people too often

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/664508129261781012.webp?size=64&animated=true

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Fatto

[nocturne fossil]

facts lol

[real peak]

[nocturne fossil]

[real peak]

[fast bridge]

@white copper told you so. I’m right

DCMM3 is 3 player
DCMM4 is 4 player

[eager agate]

that's common sense

[fast bridge]

@white copper said 3 is 4 player

[real peak]

I dont think he ever read it... @fast bridge

Like..dcmm 3 is 3 players..it write like that

[ornate quartz]

@long cobalt did you did elites??

[vocal geode]

@sleek prism where u at

U down for some gta time today

[long cobalt]

I did the elites

[ornate quartz]

All of them ?

Cmm too?

[long cobalt]

didn't do cmm yet

elites are done

[ornate quartz]

Nice so what your plan now?

[long cobalt]

I might do cmm next week

[ornate quartz]

nice with lobster??

[long cobalt]

if he wants to

[ornate quartz]

What about doomsday cmm?

I have @alpine basin if she agree

She can help with either but we have to play within her time

[long cobalt]

I'm not gonna do Doomsday for a while

[alpine basin]

I have most of next week off

[ornate quartz]

If you don't find anyone I can come for og or doomsday

[ornate quartz]

that good if he need help i tell you

[ornate quartz]

@alpine basin

I said if he don't find anyone

If he have lobster he can find people

I won't come then

[real peak]

I believe u have a story behind it?

[alpine basin]

Its pretty obvious why, I don't blame em

[real peak]

🍵 plz tell

Oh

Its fine =w=

[alpine basin]

And gone, so I dont look creepy for remembering a message from 2 months ago

[real peak]

[still bobcat]

Wall is trusted enough not to spawn in an armoured kuruma and fly hack around the map to the objective so I don't see why not bring Wall

[real peak]

And I still want a phantom wedge without pop a tire...

[still bobcat]

Wall just bought the lime green shark card

[real peak]

Game already downfall so I wont blame

[alpine basin]

Neuh uh

[real peak]

Yeah uh 😠