gta-online-mk2

[real peak]

But funny that the casino we have hella good RNG

[untold dock]

i mean not reallyt

daily was like 20k and zancudo buyer

disband mc

why is the game like this

[lavish mulch]

guys what do when can't enter car

[real peak]

Stare at it

Like

O_O

[lavish mulch]

im staring at it

i job tpd and now it won't enter

[real peak]

Yep, that's only way

U only can stare

Can't do anythingg else

Nothing

Only way

It's your... C4

[lavish mulch]

nvm i did it

[real peak]

Awww

[lavish mulch]

no thanks to you

[real peak]

Okay...

How can I kill jug..

[untold dock]

well maybe knock him over

[real peak]

Not sure if I can push him

Body shot or headshot?

[north marten]

shot him with shotgun ez

[real peak]

It's rifle

Not shotgun

Yey

Least lost 30k from previous

250k =w=

[untold dock]

would have been 350k if you hadn't gotten hosed

[real peak]

Oh right

I got lots of holes last time

You really like Tequilla

Just like me

+w+

[untold dock]

where door code

what is this luck dude

[real peak]

Everything MT

[golden sundial]

It don't matter, just shoot him

[real peak]

Did and because I didn't push him

I got lots of holes all over my body =w=

[gusty latch]

[hollow owl]

Well everyone does

[real peak]

I did headshot...but yea...

He ate a lot

Code found

[golden sundial]

Ever tried to down 2 tho? #gta-online-mk2 message

[real peak]

@untold dock only 1 gold?

[untold dock]

2

[ornate quartz]

Is diamond gone from cayo perico??

[ornate quartz]

How you playing wuthering wave for 9 hour straight?

[golden sundial]

By not playing for 9 hours straight

I go afk and come back

[real peak]

Lucky me, I need confirm first before collect

[ornate quartz]

You know did diamond 50% chance are gone from cayo perico?

[real peak]

Yey

[golden sundial]

Eh?

The week's not over yet

[ornate quartz]

Tommorow my means it will gone right??

[untold dock]

tomorrow is tuesday

[golden sundial]

Thursday it goes poof

[real peak]

Holy cowboy outfit

More like IAA than FIB ngl

[ornate quartz]

I should have played game today i have to be fast Tommorow

[untold dock]

i need to get back into free aim

[real peak]

I really don't know how it set to auto-aim

[ornate quartz]

Controller??

[untold dock]

no!!!

[ornate quartz]

Does auto aim work for pc too?

[untold dock]

yes

[ornate quartz]

It auto aim enemy??

Like it does on controller?

[untold dock]

yes on controller

[ornate quartz]

..

[ornate quartz]

So it won't work with keyboard and mouse

[untold dock]

right

[golden sundial]

Controller

Aimbot device

[ornate quartz]

I don't get it why it dint work with mouse and keyboard

Maybe i never get that answer lol

[ornate quartz]

I was thinking to get controller but i am considering keyboard and mouse

[golden sundial]

Aim assist is there because aiming on a controller is buttcheeks

There's no reason for kbm to have it other than major skill issue

[ornate quartz]

I never tried controller so don't know but tell me something should i buy controller?

I was considering expensive keyboard and mouse

@untold dock how you stop vigilante midway in air??

[real peak]

SnS art +w+

[ornate quartz]

I have hard mode art with gruupe sech

[real peak]

Imma try bugstar next

[untold dock]

change to any story mode character

it works with all cars except the toreador that i know of

[ornate quartz]

Its will be good experience i want to try yung ancestors disguise

[ornate quartz]

But when I try to do it on high speed of car or bike it don't work

[real peak]

Sometimes I did that, it still fly continue flyingg, idk how

[ornate quartz]

I can control vigilante but this thing is not working on high speed idk why

Maybe we need to hold that alt key for more than 3 second

[golden sundial]

No harm in getting one, the consensus says controller for driving kbm for shooting, but then again GTA gives controllers aimbot so shooting you don't need to worry about too much

[ornate quartz]

I see i try if I can get it I was thinking to buy some game instead

[untold dock]

don't use alt, use the character hotkeys

[ornate quartz]

What those??

I never heard of it

I remember it

[untold dock]

there are keybinds to change to each character

[ornate quartz]

F5 or f6 right??

[untold dock]

right

[ornate quartz]

Do you know more useful trick like this ? Which can help me in heist or stuff

Or make my gameplay experience smooth?

[untold dock]

thought id be clever blocking the croupier mission for level 2 security pass to force the morgue one but nope

it just gave me a location of croupier mission i've never seen before and i spent 10 minutes trying to find the stupid pass

[lament frigate]

There's another location??

lmao

[ornate quartz]

are you doing this to earn money? Or fun?

[real peak]

Mostly it gave me drunk guest

[tame holly]

Iirc location depends on arcade location, if the one for ur arcade is blocked, it spawns at a location associated with another arcade

[untold dock]

docktug 🙂

[craggy mica]

[untold dock]

do not join

[turbid turtle]

I won't

[fleet sluice]

joined

[craggy mica]

i do

[craggy mica]

i’m tired damn

[golden sundial]

Is it possible to own this

[west stirrup]

Cooldown thing doesnt seem to work for me

[wintry ermine]

Maybe

GCTF goes a long way

[lavish mulch]

for the ceo work thing where you leave or smth else

[west stirrup]

Ye that

[lavish mulch]

same i tried it

[cunning python]

anyone know this livery ow how to get it

[lost lily]

i'd like to have this too

[wintry ermine]

24th livery wow

[lost lily]

nice name

[wintry ermine]

Its an unreleased livery so you'd need to merge

Well at least I would

Idk about u pc ppl

[alpine basin]

I has an idea

[tidal yew]

[west stirrup]

Wait i want this tooo

[real peak]

Oh nyo, Wall is here

The live library

[fleet sluice]

great game

[plucky burrow]

The velum

[alpine basin]

and all you got was a lousy shirt :(

[real peak]

Wear it

[fleet sluice]

shoutout to @long cobalt for suffering with me to get it

[alpine basin]

shame, I already have the livery :(

I didn't even have to do anything to look for it

[tidal yew]

Looks like its made out of paper

[alpine basin]

that better?

[real peak]

That fit

Rate 10/10

[tidal yew]

Ahh matching with ya shoes

Not bad

9.4/10

[tidal yew]

9.4

[real peak]

Feckuuuu!!!

[tidal yew]

[grim ferry]

Oh no 💔

man wtf is this

[fierce mason]

So basically
You can start owning a business very very early

[grim ferry]

Mama's Back Bitches

[real peak]

[grim ferry]

🦹

[real peak]

[grim ferry]

hmmm

the hipster lady from the cover can be made fairly easily I realized

[alpine basin]

[grim ferry]

my characer ugly in the mugshot :(

[real peak]

You need more cake

[alpine basin]

what 💔

[real peak]

Cant find your favorite flavor in cake shop :/

Chocolate perharp?

[zealous bolt]

are you playing on legacy or enhanced

[real peak]

Its like very very bad

[grim ferry]

which one?

[zealous bolt]

yo are you playing on legacy or enhanced

[grim ferry]

Lamar Davis are you trying to fucking set me up

[grim ferry]

enhanced

[zealous bolt]

they have the criminal career thing for enhanced too?

[versed lintel]

oh to be that new to gta again

[zealous bolt]

when i downloaded gta 5 on steam i noticed it only downloaded for the legacy

[alpine basin]

Its called the career builder, pretty nice since you can get a better headstart than on legacy and not have shit free locations

[zealous bolt]

yeah that

also like how enhanced takes up less space than legacy

[grim ferry]

MF YOU DID THIS

[real peak]

I mean...you can sneak in

But...

Toolate I guess

You gonna be alright

[grim ferry]

why is there no option to fire this dumbass

[real peak]

Dont worry, he will stay with ur NC..
.

...Forever

[grim ferry]

her with her dumbass smile

[ornate quartz]

my.nightclub popularity is 0 rn

[real peak]

Start build up!

[grim ferry]

very bad storage of alcohol here wtf

:D

[ornate quartz]

Nice

[sly goblet]

Dos replay still work on heists

[alpine basin]

Sadly yes

[sly goblet]

Thank god

[sly goblet]

Why sadly

[alpine basin]

||Im not going to get slandered if I say why are I? Im scared of bar codes||

[sly goblet]

||my apologies but my username is no longer, I didn't think I'd come back to this server||

Do continue

[alpine basin]

It creates lazy players, In my opinion it also skips what most people should do the enjoy the game as the finale is just a reward for doing the setups, people miss out on way more of the game by simply skipping to the end

[sly goblet]

But can you really say that in this current time, everyone is waiting on 6 and they're just stalling by releasing new dlcs or for example the mansion, where do you expect me to get the 40 mill if I spent my last 200 months ago...

[grim ferry]

the scariest character in GTA Online: An Office Woman

[alpine basin]

assistant in office scares me :(

[real peak]

Not a security in front of mansion?

[alpine basin]

?

[real peak]

The guy in front of mansion always yell: HEY!! to greet you

[tame holly]

I dont remember i always fast travel out of the mansion

Or just take a car from my garage

[hollow glade]

B2B 40s headhunters with 2 characters nice lol

[real peak]

3 gold PD hardcore yeaaaa

[real peak]

Soo when you done, you just need to exit back to main menu then rejoin back?

[alpine basin]

hardcore?

[real peak]

Hardcore =w=

Hardcore henry

[tidal yew]

@real peak u came home?

[real peak]

Yes

Already home

[tidal yew]

Need help with anything?

[real peak]

Not yet

[tidal yew]

See ya

If u need help

Don't ping me

[real peak]

🖕

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

no worries Im open to helping unlike rudy here

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

I always say I don't help bt in the end I end up helping them

Though helping katto takes a heavy tol on my brain

[still bobcat]

get revenge

[tidal yew]

[full turtle]

talk about tragic

[real peak]

[real peak]

I still don't know why my char make sound like that...

[still bobcat]

better question how did u do that bunny hop

[real peak]

You know...

.... I need

A dramatic death like Korea movie that my mom watch everyday

Okey?

[real peak]

You mean like last time in casino huh

[lament frigate]

anawacks has been extremely unreliable recently

wtf is this

[sturdy tapir]

Mi got question

What is anawacks

[alpine basin]

Something the console people rely a little too much on, all it is

[lament frigate]

account to job tp on console

[sturdy tapir]

ooh

[lament frigate]

I don't even get the popup to accept or decline the alerts

I am NOT heisting without it

[alpine basin]

why nots?

[lament frigate]

saves too much time

[alpine basin]

I mean I get most people don't have the attention span for it but outside of that what do you lose

[lament frigate]

what

[alpine basin]

Most people who use anawack, and its other uses too like modding cars, or all of the dozens of other stuff too (not including job tp's)

[lament frigate]

it's literally only anawacks where I can't join his lobby

fucking bullshit

[tidal yew]

Exactly where I was platinum

N u were gold

[still bobcat]

wait you keep your hard mode if you cancel cayo?

[opal rock]

If you pay for it again within the 48min window

[still bobcat]

sick

[opal rock]

Just gotta be quick with the scope

[still bobcat]

pink diamond 5 gold

🦸

[lament frigate]

so joining his lobby from the main Xbox menu enters the game but when inside the game nothing happens

I guess bro

[real peak]

PD 3 gold =w=

[sleek prism]

hi

[still bobcat]

maybe anawack needs to restart those consoles

[real peak]

Hatsune Mikko!!!!

😄

[sleek prism]

:D

[real peak]

[lavish mulch]

it's broken

[real peak]

How are u tuday

[sleek prism]

Good, slept too long. You?

[craggy mica]

[sleek prism]

[craggy mica]

you good bro

[sleek prism]

yes

[real peak]

Decent

But still fine =w=

Bite someone off like I bit @tidal yew leg

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Sleckkkkkkkkkkkuuuu

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Give some respect u gold earner

[real peak]

🖕

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

I smacked him but he not dead

[lament frigate]

In my hundreds of cacao peacock heists I've NEVER got 2 paintings in the office

never. not once.

[opal rock]

I have a couple of times but super rare

One time I think I got 2 in the office and 1 in the vault

[still bobcat]

yea i have around 5 times, makes it super nice solo

if you dont get 3 gold

[opal rock]

Swimming in paintings

[still bobcat]

wait choose a new name for your acid product to increase its sell value

does that increase the cap of $502,800 for a max sell?

oh its not much anyway, ive been losing like $20,000 lol

[real peak]

352k if you solo

525k if you in public 20 players

^
Already change acid name

[still bobcat]

ah ye, so i've been getting $502,800 so like $22k lost over like 30 sells, not much

i thought u could make ur own names too

[real peak]

Nope sadly

If it can..I will name my meth is Kapparoni

[still bobcat]

i had seen Mutt'z nuts pop up a few times but I thought they were copying a youtuber or something

[lavish mulch]

I can think of a few reasons why Rockstar doesn't let you do custom names for it

[alpine basin]

what could go wrong with that

[autumn grail]

Does anyone have a playlist of fun contact missions

Those mission that pays peanuts

[lavish mulch]

simeons missions are kinda fun

[autumn grail]

Ok deal

[lavish mulch]

but the rv one sucks

[alpine basin]

Unironically Lamar missions

horrible, requires 2 - 4 people but fun

[lavish mulch]

ikr

nobody plays them

[autumn grail]

Requires 2?

[alpine basin]

some require 2, others or all else require 4 players.

I figured I didn't have to specify since that was obvious

[autumn grail]

Oh uea i remember those

[storm nimbus]

4 need 2, 4 need 4 iirc

[autumn grail]

Going back to the hood with these missions

[nocturne fossil]

i would call it " steroids "

[silk shuttle]

who on earth would buy someone's nuts in the first place sounds like bad marketing

[lavish mulch]

have you heard how much they sell for

[alpine basin]

at least 3 dollars

[full turtle]

someone who doesn't have nuts

[lavish mulch]

[real peak]

[alpine basin]

you might be onto something with this one

[silk shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sds-gif-26103598

[real peak]

Wat did I miss

This...gonna be a little chaos

[silk shuttle]

lmao

[alpine basin]

you may as well just buy your whole heist atm

[real peak]

Sometimes appear, sometimes gone

[real peak]

It's gold DX

Wai

[lost lily]

noose prep is less than 3min from VG

[real peak]

Yea....

YOu mean...

Enter a police station and rob them...

._.

[lost lily]

use

[broken tundra]

Collect the playing cards!

[real peak]

First try 😄

Purrfecto

[west stirrup]

How skill

[real peak]

@alpine basin can you halp me with casino?

[alpine basin]

Im not allowed to play casino

[real peak]

Rob I mean =w=

[alpine basin]

Im not surpassing 2k runs in it

[real peak]

Get in

da van

naooooo

[alpine basin]

no candy, no ddr5 ram and 1tb storages either?

Pretty poor handy work

[real peak]

I pay u food and drink =w=

[lost lily]

is that a

[real peak]

Noo

Not

[alpine basin]

screenshot so poor it looks like

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1088142229211721989.webp?size=48&animated=true

[real peak]

Well..gonna go sell then

=w=

[still bobcat]

is this a new bug? keeps happening to me whilst ive never had it happen before this month

i gotta fly back to rockford hills just to pass the setup

[real peak]

Never see it before

[eager agate]

Was this showing when you were going back to kosatka?

[still bobcat]

yea

[eager agate]

Don't think it's new

[still bobcat]

could be the angle im coming in on to swoop in and get the plasma cutter?

usually i have my snacks open and take it a bit slower

[eager agate]

Usually I hit the yellow mark first so the objective changes

Then I get the cutter

[untold dock]

that's normal

always need to check if you've hit the checkpoint

[real peak]

lobster, need help with casino heistt and cayo heistt Dx

[untold dock]

mm

[real peak]

I have disguise and router this time =w=

[untold dock]

i need to eat phood

[real peak]

Plz share =w=

[flint flower]

That definitely is a

[hollow glade]

Well no. Afaik u can’t bypass the cooldowns outside of switching between 2 characters. And that still takes like 2-3 mins instead of normal 5 mins. It’s also nice when ur forced into a public and a split second of someone else’s vip work coming up will force u to wait 5 more mins

[real peak]

Blehhhh

[nocturne fossil]

cant wait to get my other characters after thursday

all because i was stubborn enough to avoid an onesie

[hollow glade]

I finally have 6 mansions now

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

hard flex

what AI does dacian have?

[real peak]

Hai Ceylon =w=

[hollow glade]

Gonna stock 555 crates on the second character and then just sell 555 on main whenever im in a sell lobby

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow glade]

Well it was OG, then Angel. And idk I think angel on 2nd

[nocturne fossil]

they all have the same AI

oh nvm

u meant second char

[hollow glade]

Ye

[real peak]

I always wait for new weekly

If bad weekly = sell

[hollow glade]

I don’t even play with my headset on most the time so the AI doesn’t matter much but they’re all cool. Angel was funny early on

[nocturne fossil]

angel gets repetitive

i need a voice i dont mind hearing over and over

like havi

og is fine too

[hollow glade]

Well that’s the thing, if I have 555 on my 2nd then it won’t matter if I recently sold. Plus I can probably still get full again in a week with the app

Made an easy 15+ mil today just off it

[real peak]

Same, I having gta+ as well

[hollow glade]

Yea I’ll at least keep it until I get the 2nd stocked up. It’s a pretty good redeeming factor but I prob won’t do it for a lot longer

[nocturne fossil]

how often do u switch characters?

back n fourth?

[nocturne fossil]

i didnt know u had gta plus

[real peak]

I bought 2 get 1 free

[alpine basin]

gta+ is worth every soul

[real peak]

So yea, used 1 month now

[nocturne fossil]

we went from hating gta plus to accepting it

[tame holly]

Id rather spend money on Sony to play the game than on Sony and r* to play the game with bonuses

[tame holly]

Still hate it

[nocturne fossil]

i can see why its useful but i dont think ill pay for it

i dont hate it nor will i buy it imo

i just never paid for subscriptions

iam not a grinder just someone who plays the game alot for fun

as long as the service pays for free dlcs

[alpine basin]

I pay for ps plus despite never actually playing ps, only because they still give me fortnite packs still, and I've been claiming them since like 2017 so yea

outside of that I haven't liked "gamed" on a playstation outside of my ps3 in over maybe 7+ months, plus its not like you have a choice to pay for ps+, its basically required for consoles (alike with game pass)

[tame holly]

Well tbf i mostly play offline games

Gta is the only exception for mainly online games

[hollow glade]

In general or for vip work lol

[alpine basin]

its more about the bigger picture but I get it, unfortunately greed exist and is swallowing people up like companies

[nocturne fossil]

lets say both

[hollow glade]

Well this week I was going back and forth between ramped up and stockpiling with a few others, so like every half-hour. In general, not much until recently tbh. Only appeal is skipping cooldowns or hoarding cargo

[nocturne fossil]

oh ok

[hollow glade]

Oh yeah and heist cooldowns is another big one ever since they got long

[nocturne fossil]

this would be very inconvinient on pc since the character switch will always kick players to public lobbies

and i gotta minimize every chance of getting kicked there

or else action figure drop and other bs

[hollow glade]

Well u can switch to an inv only in like a split second but yea

[nocturne fossil]

i could using suspend process

but its hard to keep up all the time

the modders are pretty fast

[hollow glade]

Even on console spawning at last location and switching sessions fast feels like too long out in the open

[lost lily]

i spam cloudflare. kicks me into solo session

[still bobcat]

i used to have an app :(

[nocturne fossil]

what was the app emma crew used

back in legacy most of used it

i think "quitter"

[still bobcat]

my CMM teammate made me it

[nocturne fossil]

i never used it

[nocturne fossil]

u could make one urself using a simple script

i looked these up but never bothered too much

[untold dock]

i use guardian

[still bobcat]

yea honestly with the amount of coding i know plus asking AI i could probably remake his app

[untold dock]

if i'm loading into public i just set it to solo session and i'll be alone when it loads

[nocturne fossil]

guardian is supreme i remember when i spoke to akea about it

those were the tough times i had port blocking then

me still being old fashioned using typical suspend process xd

[nocturne fossil]

still works trust

not useful much when doing heist during pac

when iam done unlagging my bike the dudes have passed blaine county

[real peak]

@untold dock borrow u a bit =w=

[untold dock]

let me raid this stash house

[nocturne fossil]

[real peak]

If you see burrito in there, bring it to me =w=

[nocturne fossil]

bro is holding lobster hostage

[real peak]

I pay extra cash

[nocturne fossil]

bribing extra cash too

[real peak]

Sooo big con, gold

BUT

not G6

it's bugstar =w=

Learning from my friend who want to get a job done

We can use your way like Yung @untold dock

Crap..

Surry!!

[untold dock]

nice lag

[real peak]

Logic game

@untold dock get in =w=

[untold dock]

unable to connect to session, the session may no longer exist

[real peak]

Wat

I set to closed friend session

Not sure if itt better than invited session

Wth

AGAIN

SMACK

BUT NOT DEAED

WTH ROCKSTAR

[untold dock]

lag

and put the gun away when you aren't about to bonk someone

[real peak]

[untold dock]

if anyone is holding a gun the guards will immediately shoot anyone

they have telepathic powers

[real peak]

Disconnect again D:?

[untold dock]

this is actually unplayable

[real peak]

Join again lobster

[dapper flume]

just open the door

[alpine basin]

file harassment on the door for entrapment

[dapper flume]

lol

[real peak]

Not even pull the gun

Guard start open fire

[lost lily]

use elevator

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/750442720782188695.webp?size=64&animated=true

[real peak]

It's bugspray

ARE

WHAT??

[untold dock]

your ceo quit

[real peak]

You quit t oo

WTH rockstar??!!!

It nearly to the car??!!!

Manstrap, smooth, no DC

but nearly to the car

Disconnected

This game fucking kidding me..

[autumn grail]

Like how fucking hard it is to fucking

Fuck

Like

Always loot outer ring then middle in the vault for casino heist

Like pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anyways fuck the dogshit cayo for giving everyone brainrot

[alpine basin]

Super hard

[autumn grail]

Aww man 💔

[alpine basin]

Hate driving

Hate doing any form of combat and walking

[real peak]

Screw it..Imma just cancel this heist and get new one..

[alpine basin]

Cayo really is the real downfall of the gta community though, the IQ used to be double digits

[autumn grail]

Like bro back when casino released

I go on this discord pick a fucking random

And they would ran casino buttery smooth

Nowadays the only thing that is smooth is their mind

[autumn grail]

What heist chu doing?

[real peak]

Diamond

Disconnected again

[autumn grail]

Wait why cancel

Oh

[real peak]

Oh wait, why I have to cancel (not cancel yet)

Just change new appoarch

[untold dock]

just play it with someone else

[real peak]

Tequilla...with 4 golds

Well

Imma stay drunk with el rubio's tequilla

[autumn grail]

4gold is always nice

[lament frigate]

nice

[lost lily]

bullet bullet everywhere

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

🔫

[tidal yew]

Take ur .01 %

[fierce mason]

picks it up
who do i shoot?

[lost lily]

vigi having sechs

[autumn grail]

Holy Humane lab

Based

[silk shuttle]

casino heist getaway vehicles
looks inside
police helicopter

[fast bridge]

2024 survey showed average gta v players IQ was 96.8

Hella low

[alpine basin]

Its 2026 now, its probably lower

[fast bridge]

Yeah and majority of the players are kids so that also decreases it too

[alpine basin]

• its an average, the thing I never liked about a grouped average calculation is really highly exceeding people can be dragged down by just one single guy whose far lower than them, athough in this case for gta, pretty sure it was the other way around where just 1 guy carried and everyone else was down the deep end

[real peak]

REEEEEEEEE MEH BACKKKK!!!

DX

[autumn grail]

I mean after doing casino with 10 randoms

Only 2 and yes i counted

Only 2 knew looting the outer ring in the casino vault is better

Thats for gold,painting is easy

[real peak]

Sometimes gold are RNG too

[autumn grail]

Yes agree but if u loot from outer ring and fast at hacking u get full take everytime

[silk shuttle]

what

[real peak]

I always take middle

[silk shuttle]

don't u loot everything?

[autumn grail]

Couldnt cuz ppl would start grabbing the middle immediately

Like jesus fuck

[real peak]

I always go top then middle

[silk shuttle]

i mean by the end u grab everything anyway

[real peak]

So I said: Middle

=w=

[real peak]

Depend on hacker as well

[autumn grail]

Couldnt

Their paths were unoptimized

[alpine basin]

avi / paige is all you need (or little nerd if doing paintings)

[silk shuttle]

i'm the hacker
and my teammate is also the hacker

[real peak]

I always take Avi

[real peak]

[real peak]

Still dk paige or avi

Cuz paige 3:25 and Avi 3:30, correct?

[autumn grail]

yea 5s diff not noticeable tbh

[alpine basin]

Its very noticable

anyone who says elsewise needs to play another 100+ diamond casinos to learn it

[autumn grail]

wait maybe it is

Cuz some gold layout is scuffed af

[silk shuttle]

3.5 cart method allowed me to pick page instead of avi

for 2p diamonds, that is

gold is whatever too ez

[alpine basin]

cash somehow weighing as much as gold 💔

[silk shuttle]

cash = diamonds mechanically so ig use the 3.5 cart method for cash too

[alpine basin]

like 90% sure most of this games development was while on crack, or done by an ai, on crack as well

[alpine basin]

just 3.5 for the art too for the fun of the game

[silk shuttle]

that's cracked

[alpine basin]

take 3 art and halfway cut one and leave it

[real peak]

I remember I got 4 painting on top and I was panicking

[autumn grail]

Back when casino heist was released u wouldnt see any “lf host” bullshit in lfg

[lost lily]

use mask audio and take full painting

[silk shuttle]

🚫 🚁

[autumn grail]

Im gonna slime u out 🥀

[alpine basin]

you gotta halfway cut one to send a message

[lost lily]

no aggro too

[autumn grail]

Can we all vote on Cayo removed for April Fools

for just 1 day it would be so funny

[lost lily]

would rather buff other stuff than remove cayo

[alpine basin]

can we just remove everyones right lung for april fools, it'd be so funny just for 1 day

[craggy mica]

still available?

[autumn grail]

Yea im down

[opal rock]

How fast is fast?

[lost lily]

remove futuristic vehicles for 1 day good

[autumn grail]

Cool thing is ppl would demand R* to make those content solo friendly

gg

[golden sundial]

Buff apartment when

[lost lily]

prison break solo would just be prison contract

[autumn grail]

Lmao

[lost lily]

4 players in og heists is too forced. 2-4 is acceptable

like dumbsday

[autumn grail]

i mean

Kuruma for Fleeca job and Keycards for Humane

Those 2 should be solo mission

[lost lily]

emp, deliver emp, bus, plane etc. plenty u can do solo

but

some needs 2

so to keep it consistent across the board

make everything 2-4

[autumn grail]

yea but rockstar is lazy now so

[lost lily]

i'd be ok with setups 2-4, finale 4

cuz fk it's hard to find players for setups

[autumn grail]

ur doing og heists in 2026 for shit and giggles tbh

[lost lily]

og heists are pretty fun

[autumn grail]

So sad man

[lost lily]

but only with friends

and sometimes with randoms

[fast bridge]

How about we all vote to remove the MKII to not be usable on April Fools

[real peak]

I swear they gonna add future vehicle in gta 6 soon

[autumn grail]

truetrue agree

[opal rock]

A flying alligator you ride on

[real peak]

^

[fast bridge]

I mean there’s vehicles irl that look futuristic

[lost lily]

they'll be in a museum as a memorial

[opal rock]

Hover board like b2tf would be cool

[opal rock]

Not to fly but just to zip about

[autumn grail]

This thing is for transportation

It doesnt have 20 missles and countermeasures 🥀

[opal rock]

Yet

[autumn grail]

That “yet” is so real the fuck

[opal rock]

Humans always look to weaponise anything

Weren’t there dolphins they were training to do shit

[real peak]

Body slam

[autumn grail]

Everyone have La Mesa location for arcade and im out here with EightBit

[opal rock]

Fuck me dolphins, seals, sea lions and beluga whales have all been used for some military purpose

[autumn grail]

Are mission locations better for La Mesa?

[lost lily]

depends

8 bit has less variance for preps

[autumn grail]

ahhh

[opal rock]

Yeah la mesa can require a bit of reloading to get the good ones

But has a lot of close by preps

[alpine basin]

swim torpedos into ships hulls

[autumn grail]

Good to know

Cuz i saw Gruppe Sechs outfit prep from La Mesa so close

[real peak]

Harmony correct?

[lost lily]

scope out is always observatory with 8bit

[autumn grail]

Yea maybe it was like so close tho

[opal rock]

That would’ve been a fun update, you open some sort of sea world/aquarium and have to train the animals in espionage

[autumn grail]

Man La Mesa is packed with businesses

Garment autoshop arcade warehouses

[silk shuttle]

48/49s on the timer when it disappears

[lost lily]

only problem with 8bit

[silk shuttle]

aggro

[autumn grail]

Nah bro thats peak

[lost lily]

ion wanna look at baggy sooba

[craggy mica]

[real peak]

X-X

[lost lily]

dodos and trash trucks waiting for u

[opal rock]

Sounds fast

[ornate quartz]

Bro tell me something how you got that geht Invite?

[opal rock]

I was just joking I never got invited

[ornate quartz]

@still bobcat hii

[opal rock]

Ask lobster to invite you

[ornate quartz]

[ornate quartz]

He member not representatives

[opal rock]

So members can’t invite sounds a bit Sus

[silk shuttle]

mfw got invited bc i was basically "friend of the show"

[ornate quartz]

Show?? Who that

[ornate quartz]

Invite me too then

[silk shuttle]

no

[ornate quartz]

Maybe you are not representatives

That why you can't invite

[still bobcat]

?

did i miss something

[ornate quartz]

No i was asking do you need help with something?

[real peak]

Renix said hi

[still bobcat]

nah i got bored of cayo so im doing vip work + franklin vip work

[real peak]

I just sitting on driverless limo and watch youtube lol

[ornate quartz]

Oh you did invite me yesterday or before i was doing knoway and other stuff

[long cobalt]

Hi @ornate quartz

[still bobcat]

hmm memory doesnt serve me well, i dont think i invited u?

[real peak]

Hai comfy

=w=

[real peak]

Learn from lobster =w= ngl it's fun

[long cobalt]

Hey there

[real peak]

[hollow owl]

Welp, my ethernet cable is here and I'm gettin dust on me tying to install it as I have to pull shit out 👌

[real peak]

Defusing bomb O.O?

Like this? @hollow owl

[craggy mica]

buy internet nasa

[gilded pelican]

what’s that shit elon has

starlink

[real peak]

House go kaboom o.O?

[ornate quartz]

Idk then

[ornate quartz]

Hiii wassup??

[nocturne fossil]

this is how i do it too,if i fail that jump i just redo

i dislike drainage so much

[real peak]

Its RNG too

[nocturne fossil]

u tried

[real peak]

Like one of them have code

Sometimes all of them didnt drop code so have tk restart

[nocturne fossil]

interesting music choice

what jacket is that?

[ornate quartz]

Tried what?

[nocturne fossil]

to join the crew

[ornate quartz]

No one invite what the point

[nocturne fossil]

what makes u expect them to inv u ?

u nagged the hell outta this server for cmm and elite

u barely got it done without people here

[lost lily]

what u gonna do by joining that crew

[nocturne fossil]

see what c2 is saying

[ornate quartz]

Was thinking to do some doomsday and apartment and getting some knowledge for speedrun and some new strategy

[nocturne fossil]

they are already online on YT

[ornate quartz]

Oh tell me channel name i need some speedrun video strategy

[nocturne fossil]

check rags channel

thats what C2 mentioned weeks ago

thats what every does

not BEG to get invited

[ornate quartz]

Beg?

[nocturne fossil]

u asked more than once

[ornate quartz]

This is my second time I was just asking

And atleast read before you say

[nocturne fossil]

u negotiated

[nocturne fossil]

i read clearly

cmms and elites reach the definition further

[ornate quartz]

I don't need invite

I already done them

I was looking to help someone

And for your knowledge I don't have friends in gta v

That why i was looking to join one

[nocturne fossil]

cuz u dont bother making any

[ornate quartz]

.

[nocturne fossil]

they dont care about friends

they run the heist and move on

they already have friends

[ornate quartz]

Oh

I don't want to join

I don't have time to waste then

[nocturne fossil]

ur in that crew?

i never seen u

[lost lily]

no

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

u can still learn stuff without being there

[ornate quartz]

And they had discord server too

That why I was asking

[nocturne fossil]

i respect them enough to know iam still not good enough ingame to join so i just watch from afar

they do have a server

[ornate quartz]

You don't play game too much now do you?

[nocturne fossil]

i play at random times

cuz i work a job

[ornate quartz]

I lowered my game time too

[real peak]

Its erm...sport jacket..er..

My brain stopped working

[nocturne fossil]

i need to look it up

[real peak]

Okeee

[still bobcat]

any crew members online who are in a public lobby

unsurprisingly i cannot find a lobby to sell at 5:44am in australia

biggest ive joined is 4

[abstract ether]

Time Zones can be a pain

[untold dock]

nice time for just chilling

[craggy mica]

Two gold in a row, and other gold in a row too, right?

[ornate quartz]

Which heist is this??

[craggy mica]

cayo perico

[untold dock]

what do you reckon

[ornate quartz]

How did you did within 5m lol

[untold dock]

skill

[fossil dagger]

He plays gta 5 every day

you get that time then

😇

[ornate quartz]

[tame holly]

i have that one

got a special plate

ANCESTOR

[lavish mulch]

what kind of slavery do you have to do to get that car

[fast bridge]

You couldn’t tell by Miguel’s Mansion?

[nocturne fossil]

[tame holly]

a small 50M from casino heist

including one run undetected on hard with every type (yes that includes diamonds) and an hard mode sub 10 min run

[nocturne fossil]

gaining 50mil from casino isnt that hard considering it's the most common heist to do or help with

[tame holly]

there is a reason its my only completed heist tier 4

although cayo is close to done

[nocturne fossil]

wdym only done

contact missions should be pretty easy

[tame holly]

for the heists tab

[nocturne fossil]

doomsday is finishable too

[tame holly]

Need to do all 3 doomsday cmms for awards...

[nocturne fossil]

ok

cayo?

[tame holly]

i'm almost done with it

like less than 10M left

[nocturne fossil]

getting the treasure chest is the painful part

[tame holly]

tbf i did it a while ago

[nocturne fossil]

i think i already had the progress for it done on most characters

i did the 50 treasure chests but only for the pause menu reward on my main

[tame holly]

8.5M left actually

[nocturne fossil]

i have to get it on all my alts again

i never seen anyone roll with the winky xd

my one will forever be locked inside the penthouse garage with the rest

[untold dock]

i haven't claimed most of the career progress vehicles

[nocturne fossil]

forever stuck behind a menu :(

[fast bridge]

Plus most of us already got it done before career came out

[nocturne fossil]

i already had most of it myself when i logged into enhanced

but not on my alts

there were stuff missing

[nocturne fossil]

what terrible mission the first prep for pac is

doesnt let drivers even take foto

[west stirrup]

Because dreamworks makes the team work

[fast bridge]

Bruh

U got it backwards

[neon acorn]

hi cool people

[nocturne fossil]

iam uncool person but hi

[west stirrup]

I could’ve sworn last time i did this prep the driver took the pics

[nocturne fossil]

only navigators

drivers are just sat there doing staring at the sky at most

or blocking the actual truck thats the intended target

[nocturne fossil]

that was his intention xD

[west stirrup]

Sure so you are how

[nocturne fossil]

sure so not iam

woah 12KD gsvs player

with modded outfits i dont think thats allowed there

[west stirrup]

12kd lol weak

[nocturne fossil]

how much u got?

if he weak then iam a weakling

[fast bridge]

My last gen character is like 125kd

[west stirrup]

64 iirc

[nocturne fossil]

good lord

whenever mine was like 3KD

i would tell my friends to shoot me over and over

got this random lvl1058

he defo legit from the gameplay as he knows the basics

nice to see some legit ones here and there

very handsome boi

[untold dock]

haven't played og heist in like 2 days

[nocturne fossil]

i destroyed my vigi so iam begging this dude to gimme his

[craggy mica]

you changed or what

[nocturne fossil]

nah he prolly busy with other stuff

[untold dock]

never selling anything in a session with a kosatka again

almost got my acid missiled

it was a level 75 so i figure it's fine

it was not fine

[lavish mulch]

[untold dock]

if he goes for me again he's getting it

[lavish mulch]

yk you want to

[untold dock]

deluxo going for him

[lavish mulch]

[untold dock]

and of course kosatka guy left as soon as it got destroyed

classic

[nocturne fossil]

what a loser

i hope he suffers in prison break fr

[fast bridge]

Did u use ghost org?

[untold dock]

i used it immediately after i heard the explosion

i'm not going to pop ghost if nobody is coming after me or off the radar

[fast bridge]

And how long was that after u pressed sell?

[untold dock]

dunno few minutes

[hollow owl]

Exactly what I do

[fast bridge]

I always press ghost after the global signal is up and I never get blown up

[hollow owl]

Why waste money when selling takes 5 mins tops

[fast bridge]

I don’t waste money on ghost

[hollow owl]

I waste ghosts by accidentally pressing it instead of bribe

More than actually using it

[fast bridge]

CEO abilities are free for GTA+

[untold dock]

that's great

[hollow owl]

Don't need gta+ when I barely play or when I do, I'm always racing

Twice today I got spun out and got 2nd

[craggy mica]

Did you ever buy GTA+?

[untold dock]

nope

[craggy mica]

i see

[nocturne fossil]

never have i ever bought gta plus

[untold dock]

pac vans as driver, yay

so much fun

[nocturne fossil]

[untold dock]

indeed

this one guy isn't readying up

maybe queueing for random heist takes so long he fell asleep

and now someone rq

[nocturne fossil]

i love nemmys norms for rq

he even has a crew for it 😂

so dum

[untold dock]

series a coke, i picked up all the coke and killed everyone before the randoms even got to the yacht

now they are quite confused

now they got chopped by the chopper

this is actual comedy

[lament frigate]

Spending 15 minutes rerolling cacao peacock weapons prep be like

[untold dock]

if it takes more than like 5 resets it would have been faster to block mw hq

[nocturne fossil]

after the boat prep i usually yeet a few proxi mines on the roof of MW HQ and spawn kosatka nearby

the chopper should spawn on one of those mines and having me shoot missiles less at it overall

[lament frigate]

wait bodies can be caught even outside the compound?

[nocturne fossil]

in rare occasions

[lament frigate]

well I just got it so

only guards or do cameras see them too

[nocturne fossil]

i assume it was a guard

cant be cam

[golden sundial]

Peeps driving around outside can stumble across those bodies

Always kill drivers

[lament frigate]

o

[golden sundial]

[lament frigate]

Ty

[nocturne fossil]

or quickly escape island if u have loot full

need to pick off the jeep at ur 10oclock when spawn outside otherwise

[lost lily]

12/24 cpu maxed out

[untold dock]

71 fps wilted rose

[lament frigate]

9:55 🥀

though I did go to the airstrip and back with the longfin

career progress was reset since my switch to new gen too gg

[lost lily]

eclipse and puke o death

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1046911928548724878.webp?size=48&animated=true