gta-online-mk2

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

i thought it had to do somewhting with rocks

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

like one of those modes where vehicles fall down

[alpine basin]

Imagine cayo survival but you are high

[nocturne fossil]

" he's just standing there menacingly "

[nocturne fossil]

oh noooo

that music dude was already pain

[lavish mulch]

why does my loadout keep disabling itself

[lament frigate]

Why is there still a limit on how many ceos are in the lobby in the big February 2026

[turbid turtle]

There are a limited number of mission spawn locations. If every CEO starts a mission, they could end up spawning inside each other, making it impossible to complete them

[craggy mica]

4x $ n rp

[golden sundial]

don't care, ceo for everyone

[craggy mica]

Over 10k RP every 5-7 mins, nice

[craggy mica]

i knew it

[turbid turtle]

?

[untold dock]

today i learned you cannot job warp while puking into a toilet

[rancid parcel]

Good to know 💀

[alpine basin]

While this perplexes me, what if It is aboslutely needed to job warp while puking into a toilet, and what happens when you tried it?

[untold dock]

trying to start a job while puking gives the "currently unavailable" alert

[untold dock]

style

[lime sigil]

No way you manage your way to get the knoway role no way

[lime sigil]

Easy

[alpine basin]

Ion know about that, even for my standards watching his stuntcraft videos is basically witchcraft

[lime sigil]

He would appear in a video of stunts in 2016

[lavish mulch]

[lost lily]

me 1 - 0 cops

[alpine basin]

hovers over compact grenade launcher

think of the bike though

Im most certain if the bike was further that car was getting blown up

[tidal yew]

You noob

[turbid turtle]

you lost 80k tho 😔

[nocturne fossil]

i mean if i really needed money on pac i would just get a heli

[real peak]

555 crates ready to delivery

[alpine basin]

yay

[real peak]

Gonna do last cayo and casino setup then swap to female and start refill cargo warehouse

Ngl..GTA+ helped alot

[tidal yew]

[alpine basin]

gta+ is worth, what more do you need

[real peak]

Summon Wall as support not in there :/

[tidal yew]

Ehhh I need fun

[alpine basin]

What?

[real peak]

I mean call you to assist and help =w=

[alpine basin]

sounds very interesting

[real peak]

Like merry weather thingy

You appear from nowhere with Knoway logo on your hunter chopper, assist from the sky then fly away

[alpine basin]

sounds very interesting, you aren't implying not doing the weapons setup are you though

its so easy to do

[real peak]

Tbh, it will be funny when you can send your friend online character to support you as NPC

Like: Call you then there is a selection: Support
You appear of nowhere holding rifle and you follow till time limit

I feel like: Gang support in saint row so much

[nocturne fossil]

[tidal yew]

I'll help

To destroy it

[nocturne fossil]

thou shall not spill blood today

[real peak]

Go to work!

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

in several hours

[real peak]

10 day off left

[nocturne fossil]

wat

[real peak]

It's my holiday

I only have 10 days off yet

[tidal yew]

Praying you will get a power cut

[autumn grail]

How painful is it to earn 5mil from autoshop service?

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Painfull enough to know haven't done that yet

[autumn grail]

My dumbass let the employees deliver it and now i found out u have to do it yourself

[real peak]

[autumn grail]

Who even came up with this tho

50mil for diamond casino heist also

[nocturne fossil]

its not that hard to get by

[real peak]

And everything is ready

@nocturne fossil can I borrow u?

[tidal yew]

I can help

[real peak]

Give me sec

Ahh

Well

Full =w=

You help me sumthin later @tidal yew

[tidal yew]

It's now or never

[real peak]

@tidal yew

Get ur ahh in da van, naoooww!!

[tidal yew]

On it

I want some candies

[real peak]

Sent

Harry up

[tidal yew]

Lemme get in

[tidal yew]

Invite

Directly at mission

[real peak]

Slowpoke

Sent

[tidal yew]

Didn't got it yet

Oh got it

[real peak]

I take middle

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

FUCK

[tidal yew]

Why you ran

You always walk

[real peak]

U can ran too!!

[tidal yew]

Nooooooo

When u entry U ALWAYS WALLKKKLKKKKK

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Let the map glitch

They u run

[real peak]

FIneee!! we will WALK

I shall suplex u if I have chance

[tidal yew]

Tf who did i joined

Lol I joined someone else

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

WALKKKKKKK WHEN ENTRY

[real peak]

FINNEEEEE

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

What we have to loot?!

U hack i loot

KATTTTTOOO

[real peak]

=w=

[tidal yew]

Where is the disguise

[real peak]

IT'S FIRETRUCK

IDK WHY

FLY

L;ARZYY!!

[tidal yew]

I'm bad at flying

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Yay

Larzy at peak

Lol I got platinum @real peak

[real peak]

BACK

[real peak]

HOOWWWW

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

This game unbalance

I sent invite @tidal yew

[tidal yew]

This game knows who's the real dumb

[real peak]

🖕

2 gold, 1 paint, all cash =w= and they all upper

yeyyy

@tidal yew gonna be a lot of thing to delivery =w=

[tidal yew]

[ornate quartz]

Rpg expert

[tidal yew]

Have some work though

[real peak]

Fineee

Thx for helping =w=

[ornate quartz]

Let's do cmm rpg only doomsday

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

Respect the platinum earner

You gold earner

[real peak]

[tidal yew]

[bitter flicker]

oi , happy CNY (tet)'s eve , you dum kat

[real peak]

Happy CNY!!

I bless u have great year =w= Tuna

[bitter flicker]

||I bless you have a billion op mk2 users up your house||
likewise

[real peak]

Waiiii

[sturdy tapir]

🤣

[tidal yew]

[nocturne fossil]

just woke up

[real peak]

Morning

=w=

It was chaos

[nocturne fossil]

i missed something?

[real peak]

Yea...me and Larzy having chaos in diamond casino

[real peak]

@nocturne fossil this is where we begin

[nocturne fossil]

[real peak]

It's fine =w=

[nocturne fossil]

everything is fine

[west stirrup]

Wow fuck the AI in Transporter

[hollow glade]

Spawning in front of you full speed ah yes

[lament frigate]

any xboxers confirm if they can even join the guy to job tp

I've been trying and I do NOT get the popup

[tidal yew]

After that I got warned by raptor

For not using dms for in-game chat

[vocal geode]

Should I come out of retirement

@flint flower what about you fam

[tidal yew]

[vocal geode]

How u doin

[bitter flicker]

getting on gta cuz im bored

im at a cybercafe rn , thats bored im rn lmao

[vocal geode]

You need a drink

[bitter flicker]

i obtained water

thats all i need

[vocal geode]

I think Ill start gta from tomorrow onwards

[tidal yew]

All good helped katto today. Biggest mistake of my life

[bitter flicker]

definitely sounds like my katto

[tidal yew]

Dude he just ran when we entered the mantrap

The system kicked us out

And then while escaping there was no disguise

I entirely blame @real peak for this

Still i got platinum

[bitter flicker]

Yippie , one year old on this char

[untold dock]

noob

[bitter flicker]

[tidal yew]

French hat?!

[bitter flicker]

problem ?

[hollow owl]

[bitter flicker]

Ello tracey

[tidal yew]

I thought u might wear a fish hat

[hollow owl]

Helo

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

I need to get another ps4 from somewhere so I can use my gizmo acc

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

Nearly 8 years old this year

Wait no 9

Yeah nov 8th 2017 is when I made my first ps4 account with gtao the same day

My gizmo acc is nearly half my current age

[tidal yew]

Ehhh I still remember purchasing my first ever console

Ps3

When it was launched

[bitter flicker]

bruh

[west stirrup]

Nice

[hollow owl]

EVX

I want it yet I am not interested in going onto gtao to get it

[lost lily]

clich griffer

[tidal yew]

[bitter flicker]

you can deliver newspaper now ?

[lost lily]

#gta-online-mk2 message

#gta-online-mk2 message

[lavish mulch]

is that the new car

[bitter flicker]

yea

[lavish mulch]

does it look good

[tidal yew]

No

[lavish mulch]

idk why I'm asking but

[tidal yew]

Ugliest vehicle is kei truck

Makes my blood boiled even if I see someone using it

[lavish mulch]

is it out

[tidal yew]

Like I care

Bt if it's out and if I saw anyone in public lobby using that

[lavish mulch]

[tidal yew]

Its nighty nighty time

[lavish mulch]

I still don't get what the confetti means

[hollow owl]

Level up

[lavish mulch]

im still lvl 25

unless im lvl 30

[hollow owl]

2,5,10,25,50,75,100,150,200,250, prestige

[lavish mulch]

is it !lvl to check

[tidal yew]

101

[hollow owl]

163

[nocturne fossil]

iam lvl50

[bitter flicker]

i dont like or hate

[lavish mulch]

im lvl 37

[nocturne fossil]

low level

[lavish mulch]

joined 2024 started talking like 4 months ago

[lavish mulch]

looks like a lotus

[nocturne fossil]

joined years ago started talking like4 months ago myself

[mortal terrace]

🤔 seems I'm in debt a bit

[bitter flicker]

I joined this month and grind my way to level 100 trust

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[bitter flicker]

I can't put my finger on it but iirc it's based on a Ferrari

308 I think

[lavish mulch]

yes

that's why I want it

[tidal yew]

F40?

[lavish mulch]

[bitter flicker]

welp at least my grotti collection is back to 100%

[tidal yew]

R u in public lobby

[bitter flicker]

f40 is turismo classic

[lavish mulch]

poop up headlights

[tidal yew]

[bitter flicker]

friends atm

why

[tidal yew]

Nothing

[lavish mulch]

[tidal yew]

What

[bitter flicker]

[lavish mulch]

they should make the Enzo

[untold dock]

man i love turismo classic

with hsw it's actually fun to drive

[lavish mulch]

it can have hsw?

[bitter flicker]

yea

its unstable but its fun

[lavish mulch]

do you have to buy another turismo or you can just put the hsw on it?

[bitter flicker]

just go to LSCM to get the upgrade

[lavish mulch]

im going

[nocturne fossil]

i luv the brioso hsw

[bitter flicker]

@hollow owl what could possibly go wrong
High Society :

[hollow owl]

The console times are just barely above mine

Which is insane

They have a 8 minute time advantage from skipping cutscenes and can only beat me by like 1-3 mins

Correction: 2nd place has a sub 48 on ps5 which is 1st on console

But 2nd and 3rd for console times are beating my time by less then 2 minutes

I need some motivation to come back

[bitter flicker]

not gonna Speedrun anymore

[hollow owl]

Might just spend a few days watching World records to get motivation again

[bitter flicker]

say that again ?

[nocturne fossil]

sir this aint the wild west

[bitter flicker]

sorry was charging up deadeye

[nocturne fossil]

just need to yell "Kamehameha" before unloading the whole thing

those juggs stood no chance in the pistol challenge with that

i would loose my crap if they patched this

[bitter flicker]

Remember : Do not Text & Drive

[lavish mulch]

imagine driving

[bitter flicker]

wasn't trying to play the game efficiently

[lavish mulch]

how the hell did you manage that

[wintry ermine]

Car fat

Car low

[lavish mulch]

how the hell didn't i know that you could put hsw on f40

[tame holly]

The hsw time trial uses it....

[wintry ermine]

Its literally the car hao gives u for his time trial

[tame holly]

The first one

[bitter flicker]

where the fuck is my stun gun , i thought the game gave you one regardless for this mission

[wintry ermine]

Give him a kiss

With ur foot

[lavish mulch]

didn't pay attention

[lavish mulch]

i give him a kiss with a rpg but he doesn't like that very much

[lost lily]

that's why i've the baton

[wintry ermine]

I put hsw on a turismo that I usually stance, however, I like to stance the front once and the back twice. This makes the car overseer at the slightest turn and throttle

[bitter flicker]

scrap the pistol idea imma use the musket , like the founding fathers intended

[lavish mulch]

you stance it by shooting the tires?

or the rims

[wintry ermine]

Dont forget ur cannon

[wintry ermine]

Rims if u wanna get technical with the names

Some ppl shoot the fenders

Some cars u have to shoot the fenders

But most are ok with shooting the rims

[lavish mulch]

yeah i did that in story mode to drift since i didn't have online

[wintry ermine]

Just dont do it close to other ppl

[lavish mulch]

car stuck

[tidal yew]

Can you do glitches ?!

[lavish mulch]

i figured out how to fly upside down with the mk2 without watching tutorials

[wintry ermine]

Ya stirling gt and astrale much better for sport classics with hsw

[lavish mulch]

rather have oversteer than understeer

[wintry ermine]

Rather have grip than slide as if im driving on ice

The other 2 are also rwd

Haven't felt any oversteer from them tbh

[lavish mulch]

is more fun with oversteer

[wintry ermine]

Stance the front once and the back twice then

Maximum oversteer

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

do a cop load out

[bitter flicker]

@hollow owl

[real peak]

Noway that heli can tank whole glitch revolver shot

[vocal geode]

It is made Gta Gods wdym

[ornate quartz]

How you did that glitch

[bitter flicker]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[craggy mica]

right?

[opal rock]

Deleted user

[bitter flicker]

Hey , at least this one ain't deleted

yet

[opal rock]

Yet

[real peak]

[bitter flicker]

probably not tbh

[tidal yew]

[opal rock]

[real peak]

[bitter flicker]

I might quit the server time to time but not deleting my account

[real peak]

Nahh you stay =w=

fishy

[bitter flicker]

Nah I'd

[tidal yew]

Nvm

[tame holly]

Yo received a friend request from gta_modded

Im so lucky

[craggy mica]

[craggy mica]

same lmao

[tame holly]

Surely they arent a scammer

[craggy mica]

that’s definitely a scam

[twin drum]

why are random hostiles always so... bad

i was even tabbed out

til i heard the missile warning

[opal rock]

I got from gta_modded and gta_modded 01

[nocturne fossil]

broooo

i went to work only to realize its a holiday

what a waste of pac standard

[fast bridge]

Lmao

[nocturne fossil]

should have stayed and finished it off

[fast bridge]

U didn’t know today was a holiday?

[nocturne fossil]

i left after my heist fail

[nocturne fossil]

bruuuh ion know

[opal rock]

Please tell me you were the only person there

[nocturne fossil]

the roads were empty af

[opal rock]

[nocturne fossil]

i stood there like a moron for half an hour wondering hmm "i must be the earliest person here"

[opal rock]

No way rip

[nocturne fossil]

technically

i would blame hikari

[opal rock]

Katto

[real peak]

MEOW??!! Wai meee DX

[nocturne fossil]

ahem

[fast bridge]

@opal rock u ready for Wednesday?

[opal rock]

What’s happening on Wednesday?

[fast bridge]

Me saying “W Event Week” lol

[opal rock]

[nocturne fossil]

thats a dad joke for gta players

[opal rock]

I hope for everyone that it is a W week

[fast bridge]

Most weeks are W’s for me

[opal rock]

Every week you mean

[nocturne fossil]

same

[fast bridge]

Most

[nocturne fossil]

cuz i dont care about weekly much xd

[craggy mica]

weekly or what?

[fast bridge]

Except for when they removed 200 vehicles

[opal rock]

I swear car wash was 2x and you said W week lol

[fast bridge]

I didn’t care about that. I cared about the other bonus money and rare vehicles

[opal rock]

[fast bridge]

I like unreleased liveries, stock colored wheels, business and heist double money, community series, adversary modes double

[opal rock]

I wish they would do a rooftop rumble week

[fast bridge]

I got 10 large warehouses on my account full waiting for 2X

[opal rock]

I would come back for that

Reminisce

[fast bridge]

I wish they would bring all the adversary modes back but they like FOMO. I want Offense Defense back and OG sumo

It’s been ages since Bombushka Run

Or Double Down

Land Grab

[craggy mica]

sell them right now

[fast bridge]

No

I don’t want to grind again

Plus I also don’t want to hop on every time to buy Lupe

[craggy mica]

[fast bridge]

I’ll save them and wait

[real peak]

[opal rock]

Should say to them as I sign of good faith so I know you’re not scamming, you send me £5 first

Scam the scammer

[tame holly]

Or me putting my predictions that dont age well earlier in the day

[fast bridge]

Sometimes u can predict. Like last year for GTA+ where they were having the first few months of 2X business and in one of the weeks, that business was 2X for everyone so it doubled for the GTA+ players

Or when a business goes on sale and it tends to be double soon

[tame holly]

I did predict the yacht bonuses successfully

Well i said x4 instead of x5 but close enough

[fast bridge]

Or when a holiday arrives and they do the holiday themed bonuses like slasher for Halloween

[nocturne fossil]

cool lets have hangar double now

[fast bridge]

3.5X like a couple years ago would be nice

It was like 11M

[tame holly]

And in between we got a perma 10% boost

[nocturne fossil]

i doubt they would do that now

[fast bridge]

Who knows. It’s rockstar

[nocturne fossil]

after that casino double

[tame holly]

One thing theyll never do tho is X2 cayo

[craggy mica]

soon

[fast bridge]

I don’t think that’s possible because of the money cap

[fast bridge]

They’ve done double on secondary loot before but never the primary

[nocturne fossil]

then what did we get last time

heist month

[tame holly]

Panthere and X2 casino

[real peak]

Man...random heist are bunch of clown

[karmic dagger]

Hi

[nocturne fossil]

do only dd and apt

[karmic dagger]

Man im wondering if I should retry doing cmm again

[real peak]

I'm doing Apt right now

[tame holly]

U wont get the money tho

[nocturne fossil]

casino and cayo is a joke xd

[karmic dagger]

Who

[real peak]

Always been

[tame holly]

You, cuz its a one time bonus

Per player not character

[karmic dagger]

Ah, i did not complete it tho, I died on fuckin um... convoy

Fuckin savage...

[nocturne fossil]

savage

[tame holly]

Insurgent or vigilante missile it out of the sky

[nocturne fossil]

exp sniper too

[karmic dagger]

We did not have either 😭

[nocturne fossil]

then shouldnt have done cmm xd

[karmic dagger]

We had a dedicated exp sniper member, unsure why he did not shoot the savage

[nocturne fossil]

aimless

prolly lost ammo not shooting properly

[karmic dagger]

Idk

I have a vigilante thougj 8 forgot why we did not use it

[nocturne fossil]

cmms are tough

[real peak]

And fun

[nocturne fossil]

i helped alotta high levels get through

[karmic dagger]

Tbh i never played pacific standard before lol

[nocturne fossil]

they come with ego n stuff

[nocturne fossil]

u should have done these beforestepping into cmm ngl

[karmic dagger]

Yeah...

[real peak]

It's chaos and deadly

[nocturne fossil]

i did cmm when i was close to reaching lvl950

[karmic dagger]

Well atleast now i know what to expect

[nocturne fossil]

learn the game first

[real peak]

at least apartment don't have rapid fire

[nocturne fossil]

they do

[karmic dagger]

Tbf i have over 1400 hours on multiple platforms combined

[real peak]

Yep

[nocturne fossil]

u can in rare cases get wiped out even with a vest

[real peak]

Ok?

[nocturne fossil]

but ofc the vest will nullify most of it

[karmic dagger]

Im just blaming myself atp

[nocturne fossil]

this aint much ngl

[karmic dagger]

For not bringing a vigilante

[opal rock]

Noob

[karmic dagger]

???

[nocturne fossil]

people here have more hours

[karmic dagger]

Yeah but 1400 isnt little

[nocturne fossil]

it is kinda

[karmic dagger]

Its my most played game tbh

[opal rock]

58 days

That is weak bruh

[karmic dagger]

??

How much do u have

[fast bridge]

Not really

[opal rock]

Idk

[nocturne fossil]

he just said 58days

[fast bridge]

U just need a good team

[opal rock]

I played when it released

[opal rock]

No that’s 1400 hours

[nocturne fossil]

oh

[opal rock]

I don’t know mine but will be way more

[fast bridge]

I have soo many hours. I’ll have to check

[opal rock]

I played on 360 ffs

[karmic dagger]

I need to find a team to compensate for my often skill issies

[nocturne fossil]

what lvl?

[karmic dagger]

On pc? I think only 60 as I havent played much on pc

[fast bridge]

If crossplay was a thing, I would join

I’ve done all CMM’s first without people ragequitting first try

[opal rock]

Noob

[karmic dagger]

Pff

[karmic dagger]

Half my teammates kept cmm...

But one quit so... rip

[nocturne fossil]

i managed todo all cmms including doomsday with barely any issues because i was leading

[fast bridge]

My hours ain’t high

Only 18,865 hours

[bitter flicker]

cmm was fun for me
but dcmm damn.

[nocturne fossil]

fights can happen

[fast bridge]

Half AFK for businesses

Don’t mind the money

lol

[nocturne fossil]

how much without afk

[bitter flicker]

70% failure are caused by rapid fire

[fast bridge]

Divide by 2

[bitter flicker]

20% caused by stupidity

[real peak]

[hollow owl]

And the other 10%?

[real peak]

I never play DCMM before and I thought set auto pilot by hold F

[bitter flicker]

[hollow owl]

This message/image is now under the property of untraceable69420

[nocturne fossil]

kinda same as me

[real peak]

[nocturne fossil]

whhhyyy?

[real peak]

Introvert actived

[bitter flicker]

cuz the attempt before that , katto was in the deluxo and I shot it
it didn't explode and my shit brain went oh , deluxo can survive more than 1 shot thennnnn yeaaaaa

[real peak]

It was a kaboom

[nocturne fossil]

katto moment xd

[real peak]

[nocturne fossil]

i was joking

[real peak]

always meh

so sadge =w=

[nocturne fossil]

[real peak]

Just like I drop my avenger off the sky because I didn't know have to do manual way

[bitter flicker]

you are the Dumkat after all

[nocturne fossil]

even a harsh landing would break the deluxo

i remember they were much stronger years before

[bitter flicker]

I need to find that footage from my pc

with the vc

cuz it's so fkin stupid lmao

why would it be F

[real peak]

You don't even set VC on

[real peak]

I DIDN'T KNOWWW DX

[bitter flicker]

I do , I got 2 separate recordings

one for the game footage the other is just vc

[real peak]

my dum brain just like: I think hold F will set auto pilot

[lavish mulch]

you can change the bind

[bitter flicker]

for privacy reasons , I usually just send the footage without vc

[nocturne fossil]

put it to enter like gta vice city

[hollow owl]

Hinting at my username

Smh

Stop trying to remain untraceable

[bitter flicker]

pretty sure I leaked where I live atp

[hollow owl]

I don't remember

[bitter flicker]

||the fkin ocean||

[hollow owl]

Yesh well

Where exactly

[bitter flicker]

maybe on the right a lil

oh my Patreon finally loaded in

was about to go the website

[nocturne fossil]

tuna name became white right infront me

[hollow owl]

Lmao

[nocturne fossil]

get a role boah

[bitter flicker]

silver patreon lmao

[nocturne fossil]

we ignore ps role

[bitter flicker]

ah piss

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

No one remembers the way

I am from no platform

[bitter flicker]

I know how to do it but mods don't like it soooo nah

[nocturne fossil]

just need a dude called salmon now

[hollow owl]

I'll add my platform role back when my controller arrives

Its later arriving

Late*

[bitter flicker]

I intentionally used this patron color for this shit joke
Tuna
looks inside
Premium Salmon

[real peak]

Yep

Totally premium salmon

[real peak]

Where is daa videooooo

[bitter flicker]

like I said , it's in my PC

I'm at Fukuoka rn lmao

[real peak]

Buy sum gift for me +w+

[bitter flicker]

I played GTA earlier at a cyber cafe cuz im bored

[real peak]

Just don't eep in there

[bitter flicker]

you get a 🐟 , that's all

[nocturne fossil]

what is it like

they just access to low level account?

[real peak]

I mean I luv fish soo wai not

[bitter flicker]

wdym?

[nocturne fossil]

whats it lik playing gta online in an internet cafe

[hollow owl]

He stole the cyber cafe

Took all the ram

[nocturne fossil]

[bitter flicker]

real

[real peak]

It's depend on each shop

[hollow owl]

[nocturne fossil]

random lvl accs?

[real peak]

I never hear that bbefore

[nocturne fossil]

just to mess around with

not sure myself

[bitter flicker]

honestly , decent
the one I went , the PC specs are amazing
14400f + 5070
pretty clean environment

will I go again ? no
cuz the keyboard suck ass

[nocturne fossil]

do we need to use our gta char or they already have there?

[bitter flicker]

basically , they already pre downloaded the steam client GTA 5
you just have to login your steam account to play the game

[real peak]

They smash keyboard a lot

[real peak]

If they have, don't have to download, if they don't, you have to download whole thing

[nocturne fossil]

ah i thought they already input their own accs lol

[real peak]

It took me 2 hours for a gta enhanced

[nocturne fossil]

could have been fun to mess around and not worry about modders

[bitter flicker]

they do have offline versions but it doesn't let you play online

[real peak]

^

[nocturne fossil]

[real peak]

Crack version I mean

[bitter flicker]

I killed the CEO smh

[nocturne fossil]

i collect those

[bitter flicker]

I still find this clip fkin funny cuz katto got kicked out of the crew therefore "left the session" while I'm knocking the guard

[real peak]

You killed CEO

[nocturne fossil]

yall should have c2 and lobster strapped to a chair and have them watch ur gameplay

[bitter flicker]

haven't heard c2 in years , last time I had it it's in viet lmao

[real peak]

CEO: I wonder become Duggan security is good? Let's find out
Also CEO:

[bitter flicker]

this is how I become a tuna , trust

[nocturne fossil]

tuna one day did cayo
cayo despawn
tuna became one with da fishes

[tidal yew]

That scream though

[nocturne fossil]

lol

[bitter flicker]

don't let katto fly

[nocturne fossil]

holay molay

[tidal yew]

He always does that

ALWAYSSSSSSSSSS

[nocturne fossil]

drag him out yall

[tidal yew]

Even today he did that when we completed casino

[nocturne fossil]

unacceptable behavior

[bitter flicker]

I mean at least we still get the elite but damn

[tidal yew]

Well extra money is always good

Even though u have like a billions

[nocturne fossil]

who has billions

[bitter flicker]

I don't

[rancid parcel]

me

[bitter flicker]

oh yea I still have this ... for some reason

[nocturne fossil]

[nocturne fossil]

oh lord wadafuuuuu xD

[opal rock]

This is a real place Fuk u, oka @bitter flicker

Who’s oka

And why we telling them fuk u

[real peak]

Sushi

[real peak]

i spitted water on the screen

TUNAAA!!!

[tidal yew]

OMG

Kinda twist i like

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

85%

I haven't got it yet

[lost lily]

i can only give ||.||85%

[tidal yew]

[tidal yew]

Take that for yourself

[lost lily]

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

Funny bug

@bitter flicker me and Larzy did casino and we just found a bug

DIGUISE CLOTHES IS GONE

I swear u ate da clothes @tidal yew

[lost lily]

do yunga. no disguise need

[eager agate]

It's intended at this point, just have to be barely seen by a guard and clothes are useless

[tidal yew]

I guess dumb host doesn't get one

[real peak]

[real peak]

It happened twice for me today

The high roller bugged

Then I tried fire truck

It bugged as well

[real peak]

I never do yunga before but worth a try

[tidal yew]

Most dumb thing was to run in mantrap as soon as you entered

[real peak]

people run normally and still work, silly

[tidal yew]

Well we weren't normal people

[real peak]

U part of it!

[tidal yew]

That's what I said we

[bitter flicker]

and this is why I'm not doing mc sales

[tidal yew]

You need a master for that

[bitter flicker]

[real peak]

Howw

Like..

HOW?!!

[bitter flicker]

task failed successfully

[tidal yew]

Now i know I'm not the dumb one or katto

Vigi is noober

[lost lily]

they hit female character in booba chest too

[tidal yew]

[lost lily]

[real peak]

Pavel told us that they will shoot on sight but....

they just like bring us back to airport

[real peak]

Random civilian

xD

[lost lily]

heli

[bitter flicker]

dont fly and text , kids

[lost lily]

i dont remember the last time i did this prep

[real peak]

IT SAID DITCH THE CAR INTO WATER

THERE IS WATER

I DRIVE IN

MISSION FAILED??!!!

And it's gone

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1088142229211721989.webp?size=64&animated=true

[real peak]

Oh

Sooo yung only do 1 time

If gone, it gone forever

Blehhh

Blame larzy for this

[lavish mulch]

when are you gonna learn

[tidal yew]

Feccccckkkkkkkkuuuuu

[lost lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/996548919007912056.webp?size=64

[tidal yew]

[real peak]

🖕

[fierce mason]

Yes tuna
Only i can do that

[real peak]

Martol

Larzy really terrible of flying

[fierce mason]

Alright give me clips of it

You make it sound like he crashes every 5 minutes

[real peak]

I dun hav =w=

[real peak]

@fierce mason

We did casino heist

And you can imagine what we did chaos in there

[fierce mason]

It actually impressive because me and larzy actually can do the job well
We make jokes and are unserious but when we lcok in, we get it done
This is just something else

[real peak]

At helicopter park, I told him fly

He said he can't

Me:

[fierce mason]

Tbf
I always fly when we work together

I know larzy likes to say i am shit but when i lock in, i espcaet the cops faster than anyone

[real peak]

[fierce mason]

Tuna here and that means he gonna disprove that by sending false clips

[bitter flicker]

[real peak]

Martol know too much is dangerous

[fierce mason]

How the hell did you not blow up

[bitter flicker]

nanomachines son
||I got no idea either||

[fierce mason]

Tuna has this habit of not blowing up despite should have to

[fierce mason]

I am still pissed off from this
@bitter flicker
HOW?!?!

[fierce mason]

My goodness
Are you just immune to not getting blown up

Actually what i am saying
You are immune

[bitter flicker]

I certainly am

[fierce mason]

I swear this kid
GTA Gods blessed this man with immune to rockets

wait tuna is older than me

eh
i look older than everyone, i get the right to say kid

[bitter flicker]

[bitter flicker]

You're a good kid , Martol

[fierce mason]

Not really
I never felt like a kid

nor good

[bitter flicker]

it's just a quote from Mr Witness Protection guy

[fierce mason]

Oh michael
Transient comes here acting as darkviperau

[long cobalt]

@untold dock can you help me grind headhunter

[untold dock]

isn't that kinda boring

i have cayos and i could prep casinos tho

[real peak]

Same

=w=

[lament frigate]

@untold dock do you have footage of cacao paprika finale perchance

[untold dock]

for what purpose

[lament frigate]

need to see an up to date finale run suitable for heisting in the big 26

Genuinely the last time I did cacao was with comfy in 2023 ish

[untold dock]

i don't think so

[lament frigate]

I forgot all the pro heist strats...

[craggy mica]

Bro, we were doing OG heists for CMM. I’ve been here for 1 hour and that player left because we lost CMM

lvl 19 🥀

[lost lily]

I've 2p guide #gta-media message

[untold dock]

spend 5 minutes blocking bad missions
start mission
pick up cash from the floor
there has been an error joining a session, go to main menu

amazing

[real peak]

I have question

If I got Yung, do I need to g6 outfit or something?

Oh nvm

Don't have to

[untold dock]

no

[lament frigate]

no

[real peak]

Just found out xD

Now gonna do cayo scope out -> prep -> finale

[untold dock]

another fucking errror go to main menu

unplayable trash

[real peak]

necklace + 2 gold + 1 paint + all cash

[untold dock]

avg

i got tequila 1 gold earlier

[real peak]

Breh

You redo again?

[untold dock]

i don't really bother canceling because it takes so long to scope out

[craggy mica]

Y’all, I found a better way to farm RP with VIP Work. Am I allowed to send a yt link here?

[real peak]

Now gonna take 10 minutes total to do all prep...

[west stirrup]

I believe so yes

If you get warned blame me

[craggy mica]

erhhmmm

i’m lazy

[west stirrup]

Send in dms

[craggy mica]

Anyway, with VIP Work you can skip cooldown, so it’s really good for RP

40k rp under 20 mins i think

[west stirrup]

Wtf i need that

How skip

[craggy mica]

check dm

[untold dock]

40k in 20 minutes isn't even good

[west stirrup]

RP

[untold dock]

yes

[craggy mica]

500k in 20 mins

[west stirrup]

That isn’t good? Eh?

[craggy mica]

8k+ each

+skip cooldown

[west stirrup]

I’d love to hear better RP methods if 40k in 20- minutes isn’t good

[craggy mica]

rly good tho

[west stirrup]

I shall use this method

[wintry ermine]

I got that but with panther

[real peak]

For replay and b2b, yes

I'm not suprise those

[wintry ermine]

Its not the best

But its still better than any pink diamond

[craggy mica]

bro i tried it and still works

no way

[real peak]

@untold dock You wanna do it? I'm done both now

[untold dock]

do whatt

[real peak]

Casino and cayo

[untold dock]

why not

[craggy mica]

here’s my clip

[real peak]

Alrighty

I wanna try yung

I never do it before

Mostly...well..G6

[untold dock]

great

[real peak]

Sent

[untold dock]

auto aim

[real peak]

Hah??

You gonna run through them lobster?

[untold dock]

yes

why would i not

[real peak]

Oh just new way

And somehow it kicked me out

Gonna follow u fast

[lament frigate]

Can the yung cutscene be skipped?

[lavish mulch]

so you can remove the ceo work cooldown if you leave the game and join back

[untold dock]

no you cannot skip yunga cutscene

which is pretty stupid

[real peak]

I was about to ask too...

;-;

[lament frigate]

damn.

[real peak]

I still don't know how they can't hear gunshot

Like how

That was loud bang too

[untold dock]

god i hate no patrol routes so much

[nocturne fossil]

we hope no guard see us when we come out the door

for the longest time i used to run without patrol routes and later was like screw this ill buy the patrol prep as well

[untold dock]

takes under 2 min to do

i bumped into the guy coming out of laundry room

good thing casino is lenient so i still got to bonk him in time

[nocturne fossil]

i usually skip it since i have the money and switch to something else or a diff character entirely to start prepping again

[untold dock]

oh no exit disguise and no patrol route

amazing

[nocturne fossil]

ah dam

[real peak]

Sorry ;-;

I never use those in my life

[nocturne fossil]

neither did i

i use them now tho

[real peak]

Mother of god

TANK!!!

[nocturne fossil]

what? where? who? how?

[real peak]

[nocturne fossil]

tank in casino?

[real peak]

Me in passenger now

. . .

@untold dock You are best getaway driver I ever see

[untold dock]

did not get blown up

[real peak]

And we late 18 seconds

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[nocturne fossil]

which endpoint?

[real peak]

Yea

Not use helicopter

We use super car

[nocturne fossil]

defo not sawmill

[real peak]

Andddd Lobster drive

[real peak]

near bridge

[nocturne fossil]

ah zancudo mountain drive

[real peak]

Let me get cayo ready ;-;

I was like: Where my seatbelt??!!

[nocturne fossil]

why need seat belts when we heard claims of you crashing helicopters

[craggy mica]

oreo i think

[real peak]

Idk how

Like

How

I have so many question

Why you fly so steady like feather when me fly like a crazy madman

It was so steady and so smooth!!

And

Yea I completly forgot about the disguise

1 gold + paint upper
1 gold under

Oh wait, I..wrong

Pain is under..

That green apple rolling next to him

xD

[untold dock]

explosive apple

i hit a bush because i jumped on the guy's corpse by the chopper

amazing luck

[real peak]

Hayaaaa

[untold dock]

all that work for 280k

[real peak]

It's necklace so yea ;-;

And all done

Your turn, lobster