#gta-online-mk2
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He just wanted to play bogdan with you again
Like I spray whole mag shotgun into a guy because I got disconnected lol
Flare harder
It like when we are alone
We are playing well and solid
But whenever we are with you and you are recoridng
We just became brain dead
LOL
The "stop hittingg yourself"

Tuna puts bad shame on my reputation
This quite sus @bitter flicker
That's brutal
"took an easy way out"
I remember one clip tuna has where he was flying tuna and someone on op2 flies straight to it and DIED
that's katto
That's me
"least chaotic lobby with y'all"
Note to self: Dont let katto fly ever
Hey wasnt this my bunker?

mk2 : don't leave meeeee

peak p2p experience
Tiny amount of lag
Nothing to worry about
Spirtaully it was you
Tuna thoughts when he see everyone he plays with
"I've worked with randoms higher IQ than these people"
cant blame em
Like i said
Whenever we play with tuna
Our brain just goes to shutdown mode
@real peak are you online rn??
Nope. just enjoying casino
Nvm I'm sleeping goodnight
Some Italians playing real life gta today
Cristo santo 🍕🍝🧀
I hope that was not a DCMM
Wouldn't matter if it was, fails are allowed during cmm, just can't die
now if this was an elite run....

choices choices
doing doomsday scenario with a level 50 and level 29, wish me luck
success
sum up prison break in one image
@coarse lava u were saying? I was the only one that said “Current Gen”. Yet there’s other people that say it too. Also says 1,000 results
Im in the screenie 
But it is infact current gen. Its well past 5 years and next gen is just an idea for what the next consoles are, last gen being ps4 and xb1, old gen being basically anything 360 and ps3 and older
She's gorgeous
I can't believe I 100% GTA on the 360 before doing it on the newer gen consoles
But tbf the 360 version is faster to 100% iirc
is it though
Rip my eyes out

Is yours drift tuned as well?
Nah
I'd imagine you had one
mind my knowably horrible driving skills but yea, you can put low traction tires onto a drift car as well
I don't put drift tune on most cars cuz I wanna use the stance option from interaction menu
I never knew that car had a PRBG livery
Personally my favourite
Wasabi kitty is Aussie
And she’s really hot rofl
Fix your car
What car
Tip: check the plate
That's a style?
Dont know, dont think so
You mean having the hood removed?
It was a car I saw once on social media and decided to make it in gta cuz I couldnt think of any other build
Idk...
like..
That a car
Or
A cursed

What's goin on
Like why buy a car if you are going to destroy it

Why even eat if you gonna sht again

Why to use brain if you're dumb like @real peak


Saw the car randomly on social media and just said "Fuck it, we ball"
I hate the RT3000 so it fits perfectly
why is the pro chat silent today
Moderator presence scares people
Which one?
this one
your presence scares people
Thank you
It’s been dead recently unfortunately
I miss OG mk2 🥀
This place used to be almost as active as #gta-online
I remember!
I dont
skill issue
nah it's not cmm , I ain't doing cmm in a public vc 
iirc , It was my first doomsday on that char so I did it with peeps in public vc
Hallo tuna-kun!!


Ello dum car
Hallo Ceylon
hello
U watched da fallen avenger video? =w=
who fell?
Me =w=
oh i saw it xd
Yes, thx to meh dum brain
be like cora

legacy :o

ask @untold dock
wish i could do those vigi stunts but my office keyboard trash :(
no precision
It just hard to turn the head
limited keystokes
Buy da gamin keyboardd
you missed the water didn't you
or maybe you hit it by a bit 
its too soon to tell with how fast the clip cut off
technically during the heist we are suppose to parachute out of the car
and the car will drop into the water
i promise you it survived 
your car looks pretty Ill and should be looked at
why didnt i think of tis 
space bar
also thats how lobster in theory would do
this is how my nooba self do
I'm using map to practice right meow
this clip 60mb and last on 90mb that shows which is faster xd
ballerina type sheee 
Do you have to hold spacebar?
oh nice he's the one who thought me and helped with some stuff
Yeeep
he quiet and boring but atleast he'll help xd
u have to
During mid air?
mid air 

if ur keyboard supports multiple keystrokes good
AD ill say
Imma just hold it dear with my life
Cuz my driving skill is...
...hit gas station go kaboom

spacebar my dear friend
my space bar has seen lots of abuse
the plastic melt
oreo had the proper word for plastic key melting
Stop slacking
U ain't got holiday
Go work shoo
athena should fire him xd
Already beginning

Bro my act 2 pistol challenge failed does killing normal npc with car count or dmg??
Maybe one died
And we were using boat strategy
At 0:58, my vigil go crazy
i dont think so
that doesnt void it i ran over npcs alot xd
Idk i dint got pistol challenge that guy was saying how anyone will die from fall dmg inside sub
did anyone fall?
u were in sub team or him?
Control by shift and control
You saying like it easy..
Him he told he will go
We were pretty fast like 12:40m
Total
It's easy if you have you set on keyboard

What happened?
I learned new route from him
also getting elite with pistols u can try

We got elite in all
In act one took 4:40m
Total
With pistol two player

We were pretty fast in setup too
Like using vigilante to rescue ulp
I used insurgent because he told me he going in
i used banshee xd
nice
And fleeca job is so much crap like failed for 3 hour straight
Falling from bike
And hacking failed

man i hated the hakachou drag it was so shet during alta route
had to get the integrity apt
always died xd
only bati work
I use stock keyboard of my laptop so there delay of 1 sec I feel
So when I have move to much I fail

gaming laptop?
Yeah
I know how to do alta route with hakucho
Maybe I should do hack 3 time more

i mean i much rather use powersurge
Shinobi much better
one guy was using it who was helping me with elite

i did elite with a stock bati too
its because they are experienced
He completed all his career progress
if ur getting ur first elite do it with power sergio or haka
We failed for 3:30 hour straight
He left saying fk of

ooof
who was at fault?
him?
he shouldnt have used shinobi 
tell him powa surge
or haka
For 2 hour we were learning that route st alta we failed many time after that I failed hack
And drillierr took long
So we left
bro the fleeca hack is sooo annoying
He messed up sometime too
its rubbish
no, I'm not doing any elite challenges with you ever again
That what he said lol

It was my first try in like 3 month
Or year maybe
which guy is this?
shinobi guy?
I told him I had delay in my keyboard ignored so far
Yeah
oh
Your guys good he knows how to hack
I will do elite with him
Just need to drive efficiently
He did created setting guide for me all settings he hide it maybe after this

I needed this
What you trying to do??
Vigil practice
Good luck
@nocturne fossil you know how to do job warping??
i have a few bookmarked
Bookmark how they mark?
make some jobs in creator
and bookmark them
then goto pause manu and run them and quit
But it teleport me to where I was
using bookmarked jobs?
Yeah
oh iam not sure
How you do this after downloading end??
That circle
i have a friend who is in badsport
i always join him and it cancels me and teleport

Bro do you have other guy like him? For series a and prison break
i have other people but ill have to check
BUT
check the LFG 
You think there still some quality player??
there is
just dont put big words
need mic and mature
Bro but no kid
must be more than lvl100
ask them in dm "have u done elite or have experience"
if they say no just kicked
but atleast wait till u get a dm
I mean if you don't have experience I wouldn't wanna play with a random either at that rate
I already know every role

It just fleeca is crap
Simple thing
i play with noobs all the time they are fun to play with
i dont have to sweat much 
aside from heists noobs are fun
doing casino prep laaa
You know when I was doing fleeca hack for 3 time with your guy my heart rate reach 100+
And I took some break after that

lol
i hate the fleeca hack so much
i mean i get it done but the fear like u say is real
There 1 sec delay i messed up at last
whose braindead idea was to put old nokia game into fleexa
@viscid belfry that's hard
why not soft?


We just did doomsday server farm after that killed everyone

Yea..I totally need take a break
Bro you know any guide for all gta mechanisms and setting?

Need that one
bruh
I can tell
what ypu been up to bruh?
same here brother
I've just been doing car photography lately
Yea, I'm out of thing to do in gta 5

I'm in game if u need help with any heist (FINALE)
real
chat why am I a bronze patron?
I'm busy shaving you're violet garden

Okay what the hell is that
Have no idea
Rpg expert
What?
Let's try rpg only doomsday cmm
Was kidding lol
yeah idk what was that
See this one
what in the transformers is this
Ultron like ai invading gta lobbies now? 
My ears
This time it was clear
I usually don't make fun of lfg post , but this one is something else
Bro said : scam yourself
Wait i think we are not allowed to talk badly about people who don't have access to this channel 🧍♂️
oh no
we haven't talked anything bad about him

iam in luv 
Hot
Yeah but its you
My ears

and then you pressed "find new session" and by doing so cloned all these items to the session that you joined next
Why did that happen

because the session that you were in previously had these items already
or some other clueless person thought that pressing join new session would get rid of them and, when they landed in ur sess, cloned these items to it
annoying that lobby switch dont help
to get rid of them, you need to go to main menu
just going to single player won't work, unless you go to single player to reload a save file, which will work
I am on a holiday
Ahh I'm lazy
Y

Actually its lazy+crazy=larzy
chaotic ingredients u got
you made that up 50 seconds ago because that don't make any sense
Dude that's my gaming name its been ages since I made that
I was 16 or 17 when I made it
Sand
MasterLarzy
U mean salty
I'm course and rough and I get everywhere I suppose
The Spiderman villian sand?

My name is literally a fish
a rough estimation of course
there's no pun , just fish
Hi literally a fish

Mushroom
Hi punless fish
Saw this video in the wild and couldn’t help but chuckle
( you’re supposed to pass your opponent at equal altitude )

Fish
fish.
are avons enemies machines or humans? 
Machines

why they look human?
they have a mp3 player stuck to their head
lemme show
they are clones
with machine minds and internals
and don't get me started on the cliffynaughts
Definitely noob
Even the ones from ulp missions or the casino heist setup ?
they have Clifford AI glass for extra rapid fire accuracy
I mean they are all clones no matter where you find them, they are just scattered across different time periods and aspects of missions is all
Cuz in ulp they are explicitly called Doomsday preper iirc
Yeah those things aren't human
You literally see the inside wiring of their face
without glasses there is no wire connected to the back of their head
was helping someone with pistol challenge and started wondering lol
that AK looks clean
people hate that we dont have the wood frame but i prefer this more
Wood frame would be nice tho
as a skin perhaps
Ye
have to use the mk2 one tho cuz i got incendiary rounds for dealing with laggy enemies
the necklace is good but i would like these glasses too
instead of a crappy khanjali livery
Hu
screw you for having an explosive on the first 
Hahahaha

Very angry lol
Lmao
Theres 3 bombs
why do I have the silver patron role 

u dont deserve gold
what it mean 
for being lazy 
I need to actually make a script that automates creating new mimefields
do penthouse mission
Yah?
upgrades upgrades
what does the role mean 
How does one get a patron role without knowing what it means
someone that got it randomly
Didn't realize that happened
cuz i didn't pay for anything 
wat
Would be Pretty cool ngl
I just woke up with it 
Nice

Tigrr
Hi larzy
Why you not red
Supp
What up to(
I think someone hacked into my acc and bought something 
Ehh?!
Someone probably gifted you it
Happened to me 😄
Well there are certainly worse things a hacker could do
So a win is a win
Ya
my cat totally bought it 
Those click bait titles during 2016 "someone hacked my account and gave me EVERYTHING ‼️, lets review it now"

Did you do something in a crew session recently
I helped 
That's probably how you got it
I know they gave away patron for like car meet winners before
Cat evolved?!

I would hope so. Who else would be the dominant species after humanities extinction event
I helped too like too much
I didn't got it

Is it like girls get it?!?! N boys don't?
Wouldn't that be nice
it's funny how people think im a woman 
Because pfp probably
And like the bio
same here 
The whole profile is giving feminine
its my girlfriend's fault 

It's ok my profile gives masculine and it's my lesbianisms fault
she said she will kill me if I don't keep that as my bio 
I could change it cuz I have nitro 
Mine doesn't even use discord

I might stop using it if the age verification thing pops up 

Pardon
it's going global 
What
Age restriction soon u guys will be off discord then. I'll miss you
All

Ain't you like 17 big dog
Lol
What age restrictions are gonna be added
You act like a teenager yeah
That i do caz its my character
I get to spawn into my facility and get greeted by this every time 
Though I'm 20+
The council
Christmas came early?
Or is that illuminati from marvels
Man that sucks
Not for me
Ehhh what?
Way older being 3 years
I feel like a lot of people in their mid twenties act like teenagers
I don't know anybody my age who actually acts like it
I used to be friends with this girl who was eternally 16
Ur age people aint living the life fullest ngl
You've must have heard that "never let the kid inside of you die" I took that personally

Nah 21 is fun. You can finally start to do adult things and have adult responsibilities
Doesn't mean you don't have fun like a kid
Ehhh 24. And I am employed
You just have mature thoughts
no its not, im 1700$ in debt 
Literally how
lies 
Are you russian?
Okay!
Ehh no ma'am
Only someone specifically refencing 1984 would refer to themselves as big brother 
Russian spy
Well it's quite literally 5:47am


So there's not a whole lot I can do
Though I don't like vodka how abt that
Workout
Girl if I'm doing any work it's school work
Thank you westerner

4:18pm here
Rally
11:48am here
Wake up
Yapper
10:49
14:67
11:49 

same here

lol
yes
true
Rally carer and lover roller
its a reference :d
don't cut 
1 right
we're cutting every single one
It's the jesko owner 

Koenigsegg?
No
what the helly is that 
8 spinaroos
Six right
Jump
Flip and land on balcony
😟
Why are you confused
I'll leave it's ok

Yo wait listen
I am confuse
Entity MT owner?
coquette owner
Raptor owner 
Entity XF solos
Juggernaut owner
Cycle owner
No
BMX owner
What the hell







20:10


Ehhh nvm
I thought this is #gta-online-mk2 and not #community
Dk what ya talking abt

some people forget
Here, have a gta video
how's the weather in gta 
Partly cloudy rn
what's the humidity rn good sir 
I cant see that on the forecast 
uhh what's the celsius/freedom units today 
Probably not very high, forecast is showing a lot of clouds and some fog

Bring back the Halloween weather!!!
As in spooky?!
as in the shitty filter that everyone hates? 
They kept it for 3 weeks and we only had 1 week of snow 
Put snow back for april fools week R*
combine the piss filter with snow

Player numbers would drop by 75%
ikr 
Is this the language of the language?
Cause I EARNED IT
is it really worth it?
it is 
Don't give them ideas 
Im not even sure you can do that though
Combining non-neutral weathers would instantly crash your game because its rendering is too old
I mean this is good enough right
i wanna get snow back 
Theres a Mexico map mod? Wow

Ain't no way someone made that an emoji
meanie
More like the end of the world
Hiii
Meanie
you wish it was the end of the world
Sadly that only happen in fivem
dear god
DLC content not unlocked yet :(
Wall we need wall now 
if EA made los santos 
Bro did you ask?
Wanna do elite prison and human and series a?
nope
I'm wondering why El Rubio's helicopter is Valkyrie MOD.0, the no-explosive cannon variant
I wouldn't wanna put an explosive sized hole in someone stealingi from me, wanna make them suffer, or maybe he just has a thing for the lady / ace plastered on the front of it 
or maybe he likes both
Oh well, he doesn't want to give us quick death after all
But I think the explosive cannon would only be an issue for aggressive approach
If you get in and out undetected, they won't be able to shoot you with it
I really wish they implement my idea for CPH
An APC approach
You will start onboard an APC which is being lifted. An Avenger or Iron Mule will drop us into the water near the island
any bmx intellectuals here
i have no intellect
Okay
only bmx thing i can do is the speed glitch and floating in the air 
I can't get the timing right to go up walls
where is hikari so i can bully him rn
floating in air as in spamming the hop key till u start floating right?
i dont know how to go up walls either
i have te timing right just need some intellect
I need to bully you
Let's go do fleeca

imagine scorcher doing this

busy doing some stuff with bmx
After how many hour?
It's okay if you busy

idk i just dont wanna bother joining other people for a random heist
thats why i suggested u a person
He busy with work
ah dam
I will do act 2 with him again we are fast lol
Avenger setup? People tend to die in it.
It's too easy for me
Just have to careful
And throw rpg in casual run
"Careful" and "random" are two irrelevant words.
better players always rush to the top and turn the lights on fast
hard to do with lag but if all cards are right its better to conduct that way
Randoms dying is mandatory
also randoms dont know what "careful" means

I like to take some guy that can shoot me directly
When i did cmm with randoms i only gone up they were down in cover
Not shooting
Only staying down as i said
going up during cmm is a brainless move lol
After clearing down
only casual runs
.
Randoms are the strays you picked up from open invites
i call them lfg randoms in my case
Those randoms leave when they see avenger mission

Xd
Do you still play gta??
No was asking if she play so we can play together sometime for fun or stuff

i have never seen someone this persistant beg for help here
think you just hold it, haven't done it in a while
this many times mind u
😭
u might be right
for wall climb i think u need to hold the front brake too
I was not asking for help
I already have enough with me
you also need to time it sadly 
if u have people why ask here
..
oh
He's trying to get a gta gf obviously
sorry
Good luck bro
I already have enough with people

Oh he has a gta harem!
btw u need to hold the bike at a specific angle on the wall
i watched a vid on how to do it but i only did it like 3 times
and failed

It's okay i am almost done with everything now except elite i don't need help with anything
iam trying it too we'll get used to it
Should i try BMX too?
something was patched with bmx i wonder what it was
highly recommend
it was the speed glitch
before you didn't have to hold the front brake to do it
i saw a clip from the dude u played with
but now you have to
Clip of what?
its gonna take ages to find
When he was Playing with me ?
iam not sure he had it in media somewhere
bmx tricks very hard
always controller required 
I am ordering new keyboard and mouse lol

there's videos of 3 dudes doing pvp with bmx's
how do u even go up like that so high
I ask him when he online
He told me some setting to turn off and stuff
he didnt reply to my msg
lemme guess
jungle something yeah?
i met them in online lobby
Maybe will require long explains
then yes
i didnt know who he was but his friend list had some familiar friends
EVCartman
i think
bro he's so smooth with bmw
Maybe need to msg him how to do it
time to search for lscm players so i can get the bmw 
bmveee
i forgot i don't have the m4 on enhanced
he's a streamer bro they dont care much to teach
i respect them and never bother them
he has some bmx guides btw
follow them then 
likewise 
i wanna do it on keyboard but my dumb brain can't do it with Q as my front brake
Oh then will see his guide not add
Why waste time
same bro same
my keybinds are messy
i hate how the game refuses to overrite some keybinds good lord
the cover key can be overwritten i think
What is it with y'all and the "racist" jokes
I’m farming RP by buying and selling special cargo it’s so ez
i found people and i wonn 
racist=fast driver
Yeah I get that part I just don't see the appeal
i mean iam also very dodgy with those topics i just avoid them
I loooove to have a political discussion
Not here obviously
But in other situations

i dont unless its irl
Sorry I didn't mean to spoil your fun 
what fun 
TRAAAAAAAAACW
guess not

i miss pc public lobbies 
modders have increased now so iam nervous to even join em
same i avoid them 
i found a way to remove those ugly scars from our characters when they respawn after death
without entirely restarting game
i most of the time ignore them 
if iam busy i ignore em too
just gets annoying when iam idling or waiting in a heist lobby
if iam using a male char i dont care much 

I never notice them much
Except if they're like smack on my face because then my guy looks so ugly
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