#gta-online-mk2
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Nah
After break? Like 15 min or something
It's will be my last cmm

How much time that shit to do will take!
2 to 3 hours, not sure
That will be too late maybe you can join my elite apartment
I msg you when I do it
Do you have someone for this 3 player cmm?
Dunno who has 6 hours to spare 
any career progress worth it for the award you get or nah? 
Party with Cayo guards
Oh.. right lol
I forgot i wanted to help
@lime sigil how this picture??
The car that brought me so much pain from arena war

Just buy it from someone at LSCM 
Why waste time
Cuz career progress

What happen?
you tryna hit me 
Ehhh?!?!
Ohhh right
My bad

Back when the mansions came out the helipad had a glitch that made personal helicopters completely immune to explosives when it was launched from the mansion, this is what I did with the glitch 

honestly valid
I finally got accepted into the high society chat 
How are y’all doing on this fine day
Nah just vip
The high society chat is the one when you reach prestige 1
nicee
Why are u selling forged documents 

not gonna happen 

We need Kung fu school in next update
Knows how to drive, fly every vehicle, able to use every weapons but barely able to fight
perhaps..
and the rest are one shotters xd
combat in rdr was more fun
gta4 and gta sa too
Hope GTA 6 have improve a bit
I mean I won't mind to spend cash to buy it
I'm...quite bored of gta 5 a bit now lol
🙃
Retire or learn how to vigilante
i wanted to play fivem at one point but never had to the urge after a while
What happened that time?
my laptop was an awful lil toaster 

Can it cook bread 
Or pine apple pizza
no but it can toast bread
Doesn't sound awful to me
I can rob Athena's house with a strong bread

Never let this being touch a kitchenware again.
iam hungry now after seen u both talking about bread :(
i brought this upon myself
It's nothin wrong with pine-apple pizza >:c
Meat sandwiches =w=
there is nothing wrong with it because everything is wrong about it 
fish sandwiches 
Tuna with egg

My favorite breakfast ngl
Cant forget dessert

holy calories

I think my next tier 4 will be drug wars, will just have to do a lot of fooligan jobs, bc of course i need to do 50
i'll just do the acid ressuplys during the cooldown once i'm done with the awards that aren't linked to time stuff
so all last dose as a team member and the rabbit thingy
god that rabbit award is fucking stupid
it didn't take that long to get but it's just plain stupid
yeah it is, i already have one somehow
but considering i got all first dose as a team member already i must have gotten it then
its only 5 times right ?
This will also be a massive pain
sleep boy
O M G i need that
Heart Attack In A Glass
no thanks i like living
Pepperoni pizza 
Is it true?
I'm living proof
Prove it
@rancid parcel did 3 player cmm with randoms
One guy dint even completed act 3
Played it once

@nocturne fossil bro I am done finally
Randoms from ingame or on Discord?
Discord from other server idk just got dm
That ain't no randoms 
We dint got trip skip from act 2
It is he don't even know how to do heist

Still not randoms dude
You means ingame randoms no
Well, any fast way to farm 20 levels?
my means was ingame rp
I know 
Well, any fast way to farm 20 levels in the server?
Exactly 19
Just chat
Yes
Does it give me more points for larger texts?

Welp, mods arent the only ones to get no cooldown privileges
I never tried it
When switching to pc?
Is it true that you guys prefer to ban a high level on the server rather a low level?
So discord itself added a feature to bypass slow mode for certain roles now huh?

This lol
????
Yes or no
Simple question
Does it give you guys more adrenaline and dopamine
There is no favouritism in this server
Or just me
...
It's not favoritism when you ban someone
If you get a rush from banning someone
If someone gets to a high level without being banned chances are we're still not gonna ban them

Proof speaking
Never been banned before
I'm a teachers pet
The what
Bro you will join for elite??
One at day
Or as per convenience
If am free for it
It's no cmm so I can just take you or other available
After elite will claim all roles
Just need apartment elite
And done
I offered you my help, we just had to repeat the hits two or three times at least for me to learn the missions
Fun right?
I can invite you for apartment elite
You in?
What hour too
Idk will tell tomorrow
I won't be home most of tomorrow
And can help you with doomsday too but not with cmm
Don't want to play straight for 6 hour or more
If you want to do it in part tell me ok?
After elite
It's fun man, you can do it and you still have 18 hours of your day
Well, maybe 16
Good luck doing it on 6 hour
That possible with trip skip
I could do it in 3 hours
But my controller has drift
With prep?? Included?
Yup
I used to speedrun heists
But i broke my leg
Now it hurts everytime I move my body
So it's a little hard yk

Just do one act per day bro
Need friend for that
And a masseur, so I don't dislocate my leg
Truck delivered itself 
Interesting how you have it already 
I've had it for weeks now
That quiet peaceful server I ever see
Thats an actual car meet server's session
Ah yes, do gotta love when you bring an unreleased car out and it starts despawning, being the only way you can drive it on console is using anawack or whatever you call it
Magik
We also use anawack to job tp faster, merge, GCTF and more
I usually tp to the first spot at meets so anawack isn't an issue
Im aware. But those are kind of not really helpful to what I was mentioning it for, it'd be kind of strange if I said, "And you need to use it to job TP faster, merge, GCTF, and more" 
R* made it hard or even impossible to get/do certain stuff, but people found a way. Anawack is our god 
some people i completed cmm with barely know anything had to teach them from the ground up
nice
I remember my first few CMM runs 
I hate to break it but when I did cmm with you and them, I was long past my first few
yeah same here 
Most of my runs were done on console
and they were something…

mostly kids and adults, some would give up/leave midway or they’d do something stupid that would end the run and they’d block each other or smth
Or the timezones would be awful

The run that we did was the first on pc at least for me

Enjoy the no life privilege 
This is a reward for us not touching grass enough
ur double my rank 
Im not proud of it


Now elite soon
Going for 3 heist elite prison and human and that series a
@nocturne fossil
Those guys status lol

Desperate time call for desperate work
nice pfp that blends in
damnn cool!

yes silly
probably
I have to look for trick maybe
Use heavy revolver glitch with jugs
I got the time for it if you want
Or if you have time, DCMM 2 if you don't have it as well
I want dcmm 
Some players think that I can't handle it just caz that one time I had rpg


There are only 7 jug total in doomsday finale
why doesnt my resource monitor opening quickly
sluggish applications 
i heard task manager has an issue this update being slow or something
Sure but I suggest let's do 3 player total
i lowkey need resource monitor lag out of public lobbies and bruh
In finale
Do you have guy for elite??
Apartment
Prison and human and series a??
did u add him?
Whom?
@alpine basin let me know time as per your convenience
whenever

I msg you maybe in hour we have to setup right?
Or do you have finale?
Ready
this one
why
Was running doomsday cmm straight for 8 hour with those noobs
well
And they haven't done act 3 and since act 2 we dint got trip skip
So this is why took more time
I msg him today you can come in finale??
It's okay if you can't i just get another guy
@alpine basin tell me something do we have to do them on hard mode? My means finale??
No point in playing them on normal mode.
Same only jug are hard and we have to careful of that rapid fire bug
doing pistol challenge?
Yeah
got revolver for jugg?
I have done cmm for 3 days straight
So I now remember everything

I have it all ammo unlocked
use hollow rounds
You can do vc??
unless u help someone else
Sure for setup i just text for finale we came in vc
I will tell you strategy
And we get things done
I will run cmm to help someone soon idk when
Probably after my elite done
no candy 

coffee?
oh thnx for reminding me i need check something
something minor actually

in gta u can yeet off a bike at a lower speed
but in gtao the mechanic to it exists but its very specific on speed
when u said parkour i remembered that i need to check this
bro did you did moc mission??
Are they hard ??
all finished
they arent hard
I see it will be easy then with strategy
well i got the checkmark the moment i came to enhanced
and tbh 10mins is plenty of time
just need someone who wont die easily
Oh i am one of them lol
I just get randoms maybe
It's 2 player job so
Not dying is the easy part, knowing routes is, even after not having had played those missions for over 2+ years, I did those missions just shy of 10 minutes each with someone else, mostly off getting lucky despite having mess ups
even with a few mess ups shouldnt take long
anything about this btw wall?
i would trade the gasoline feature in this game over being able to jump off a bike without ragodolling
used to yeet bikes in vice city
I will be online in like 30 min now tell me something in second act combat team or air? Finale
I was thinking it looked like a pull off animation at first glance as if an invis npc was there but it looks like the airborne abandon vehicle animation, which is likely just a bug, or the game getting confused likely off your mini-map on whaht another bike is doing in the math
god bless me i had to edit pretty much everything i typed
Does it really matter, both are fairly easy
Yeah just spam armor and snack and get head and done
You know boat strategy??
Yes but people typically mess it up because they don't know where the spawn is when exiting.
Exiting?? You means jumping from that boat??
Are you sure you know how to do the strat. Im talking about when you Exit the submarine, you know after you are forced to do so.
Oh just go up no??
And you will came to pick me up after we reach land
we go by car to avenger
u do pilot
after bogdan cutscene audio is over park here
wall will come
I know broo
the map is bugged
I'd rather just do sub crew, way easier that way since I don't think they know what they are talking about
did u know the map is bugged then
I know location how to go there
Its not bugged, you are supposed to not be able to see your team, its apart of the mission
honestly pretty easy
With randoms
this cant be a feature that they are adding so many years later

why randoms tho?
I don't have people
try looking in lfg I helped a guy with the same thing before
he doesnt check lfg
well 
Told him many times
I do check I don't find anyone
So I don't send msg there
Lost my hope

i found people to join my missions
recently
Hi
You lucky maybe
iam not
Sometimes it helps to do a mission then you can just do invite from last job
For some reason when I play with renix, theres a giant orange CEO circle appear, quite funni that It show where he is
being in the highest server count of a server and still failing to get lfg people means u might have a problem
Yeah that why I told wall
To go air
We do vc so
No isuue
thats what helps me too
I see people lookin for CMM than DCMM
So yea, I think who is CEO should go sub team

i see em too
Good
I forgot to ask you are in for elite apartment??
If not just help me 1 or 2 setup
I just need prison human and series a
Good luck then

I only need help with setup i already have people ready to play elite

Are you going to be on shortly?
Offers to help -> Gets little to no info besides delays for an hour and 30 minutes + ghosted, offered to help over 3 hours ago
Fun
Average GTAO experience
😂
he asked for my help but i was busy with stuff
so he asked for a friend of mine. which btw i suggested
To top it off, I worked a 11 hour shift, and woke up yesterday at 4:50am my time, and now its 1:28am my time, the next day, wanted to play with someone or help and now this
he added him and didnt even msg him
during work days i genuinely try not to help people because i dont want the rest of my day getting wasted lmao
I have the entire week off until the weekend so I don't really care 
I normally stay up over 24 hours on the norm as is, so nothing new, but its tired me out waiting for this guy to even respond to a message of mine
I was fully energized like an hour ago but I've literally just been spending cash on cars Im going to sell after Im done with them for the past 2 hours now
waiting is the worst part
i would fall asleep
one of the reasons i avoid cmm help
||Thats kinda why I stopped playing with him to begin with, last time we played he didn't follow or know what to do with anything, kept ghosting me and dying a bunch||
xD

I mean sure, its pretty easy
Ironically getting elite on act 1 and 2 is harder
Not only do they give a generous time frame, but so long as people focus on kills, I can basically hack and we'll be in and out in under 20 minutes, if lucky
I mean if you are worried about dying you can cover hacks if you think you got it, you typically won't get targeted so long as someone else is in the area
tbf both act1 and act3 are bit of gamble with rapid fire
Ah yes rapid fire
Pretty sure act 3 just has 2 dudes who get rapid fire and they are very unlikely to have it as spawns are pretty random once you get to the part they actually spawn in
I don't think I've gone through the scanner not a single time once I got taught the hard way its not a bright idea to go there
I typically mantle over the glass or the desk on the left / right side and take cover and shoot a few enemies down at range before advancing
What's the time for elite in act 3 I forgot
its 30mins
plenty of time
That feels like plenty
Sometimes hackers take 3 years
its plenty alright
Thought it was 15 lol
I don't think I've failed elite on act 3 outside of a few rare cases where people took long on hacks
we kinda need that cuz raandoms dont know how to do server hack
plus i need extra time to headshot npcs inside cuz the randoms i get do body shots
thats while doing the server hacks
I failed it once because I was hacking pretty quick and the other person didn't get enough headshots 
Well there could be a small setback with that, you should get a solid amount of headshots before you get to the main chamber area however if you are going too fast to the point lower skilled players aren't getting kills fast enough, you may run short of headshots (or if people simply aren't doing headshots too)
90% chance other person was missing the head
Plus people with less confidence will tend to go through snacks and armor more and use cover way less than a normal good kills per hack
Sometimes headshots don't even kill em
those cliffy people can sometimes take a headshot or two and get up with full hp
Also is it just me or they don't even die from headshots unless they are standing up normally?
if u knock them down and they get back up they are harder to headshot for some reason :(
for this reason my revolver has inciendary rounds
Could I join for this too 
Its one of the last 2 elites I need for everything
u dont have the elites on DD yet?
Aight 
you strike me as you'd already had have the elites for everything already 
I don't have act 3 elite and casino aggressive elite
When art thou doing act3
Im going to go to bed for an unknown amount of time (praying for like 6 hours), since its not almost 4 hours since I offered to help renix and he has yet to even respond to my last message
Chat quick question but is the Schafter V12 shorter than the normal schafter
Man
I love the styling of the Schafter but I hate how it looks likes a boat
And the schawzer looks weird from the front
I like how it looks 
Fair
@alpine basin got some work call from company soory now coming online
Man I hope we get a buncha remodels for GTA 6 cuz like
Compare the Feltzer to literally any modern GTA car it looks weird as shit
@alpine basin now I can run doomsday until we complete
It's been 1 and half hour since I msg her
Hope she online

Going off of time she gave an hour ago it would be 2:43 am rn
Oh so late hope she sleep well
Apartment elite?? You in for helping me?
Good luck doing it with randoms

I can't do with randoms elite
Get friends and people
I got series a elite unintentionally 
neither did i
Well I'll let you know when I'm up for it
It's one of the harder ones
Lie
It's easy
Just use two vigilante
u didnt even bother looking for people
No one send me msg
i invited random people teached them in group chat and did
where did u type?
When I was doing doomsday
"Where"
I just picked low level
Old heist
I have completed all apartment heist with elite challenge , easiest one is prison break and pacific 
we used police heli strat (emp) and just jump from heli near dinghy
in that regard its easy
Ah
i used bikes
That's a lot of rng you're betting on
I tried that so many times but the helis just refuse to fall down for no reason
Yeah but we can take reattempts , it's not like it's cmm
I did it
I just need prison and human and series
And done
Noice
atp all of then are easy xd
Sometimes a tons of NPCs car just spawn on the road
i did too
They were playing in main heist
ur not the only one
everyone here has struggled at some point
Got carried with humane labs, dudes knew all the strats while I was just tagging along 
i never put lfgs like this
i just ask to be experienced
half of the people play on low lvl alts so they wont dm
Good luck with that
I already did with low level
i already got people ur not looking hard enough
i did too
and teached them
I don't need now I know all cmm did all of them
if u did it with a low lvl then someone did dm
there is always something to learn
Bro 100 level is minimum
nah
For me I won't go below that no matter what
if they can listen its all good for me
i tell them what to do in group chat and do the cmm
no wonder ur limited urself in a way
be mature and have mic sounds corny
I tried with low level
people assume ur strict
so they dont join
u need to be a bit less restraining and more understadning
I am if you don't follow my strategy good luck do with other
being able to carry them
I did carry them bro
Those people were playing in rescue ulp
if i ever joined ur cmm i would do what i know
Mission
I don't need cmm now good luck
u act like u know everything thats why no is able to join u
Failed cmm 50 time with randoms
thats on u
Well @real peak ask him he knows how do I instruct
i took the time to learn the missions so i can teach and have less failed attempts
He did 2 player with me
he already finished it
u rushed cmm thats why u failed that many times
u only know how to play by the book
I never died in cmm bro unless by rapid fire
rapid fire is the only way to die
buzzard rockets aside
Both of yall already got cmm done, whats with this dumb discussion?
Do something else
we are just talking lol
I am not that strict I just estimated that person level and put him according to my calculations
And tell him his role
@nocturne fossil I make sure to explain everything like thing that can blast and what to do
How to drive half truck in escort ulp
iam just saying ur limiting urself from a group of individuals
who may not have the skill but still listen which is just as beneficial
You means listen from those people?
Bro the thing is they are not that mature they leave as soon their cmm gone
So I expect to follow my strategy absolutely
fair
ill give benefit of the doubt
but level no
mic also same
I can take people who can talk even for 2 min the reason is
add them to the group chat and instruct
Some people lie with their age
comes with the trade
And do stupid thing like jumping from that akula
i have to deal with that too
lol
@nocturne fossil
If they mute no problem
Just listen
I will help some people with cmm soon
I messaged that guy
He replying
He said he can help
he helped with some elites and pistol challenges of mine
He is ready to help me with doomsday pistol challenge
he's dawdling
“Don’t dawdle”
atp I think it's both
i never used subtitles which word does lester use ? xd
iam something of a dawdler myself
Lester won’t be happy with you
he'll have to be happy if he wants the motherlode 

I thought it was dwadle 
why are you " Dwadling " here boah
played too much red dead and can hear "boah" in my head xd
same 
Boar???!!!!
Meat!!!!!!








Are you Scottish?

no
We need new gta5 in old gta5
Holy spammers
Then its dawdle lol
It’s dawdle
Holy chea.....ahem rdd player
Yapper
It's you Miss Transient not me
Unfortunately its you
Katto*

Probably gonna start grinding rdr online soon
dwadle sounds better 
yes
Yeah?..
Damn what do players do in it?
you could guess how its going
highly recommend
Lemme guess its pretty much dead
Hunt, bounty hunting and collecting stuff
Cry about how little it gets updated
also look up methods for solo lobbies cuz unlike gta it dont have xd
No it’s actually pretty active
I love my horsey and my horsey loves me 
na tryka I don't even have the game
You’ll find 12+ players in Aus servers
tryka iam already crying
On pc
Is rdr an update for gta I missed?
On console there are more

I guess
It’s the unreleased cowboy update




If you're horsey didn't kicked you then it aint true love

my car never kicked me in gta
i will never find true luv

I have been kicked from cars though occasionally
if we are talking about traffic cars
then i might vouch for it
npcs are so ragebait sometimes
You’ve never been kicked from someone else’s personal
i specifically carry this just for npcs and not even missions atp
(i know i have very good taste to add big scopes and muzzle just for exp ammo)
You can put a scope on a pump shotgun?
you can but its ugly

What a gun
No one uses shotgun instead of some idio.....ahem i mean instead of @fierce mason
my white Arabian never kicked me
whats keyboard light affects?
i have black arabian 
if your keyboard supports it, the lights light up 
same thing probs as on ps4 and ps5 light bar effects
does my 5year old office keyboard support lights
i do wonder 
wtf does that setting actually do
iam curious too
seems like such a useless setting when they could have included anything else
google 
fine
basically light themes for gaming keyboards
literal meaning of the sentence word for word xd

very useless setting ngl
perchance
aside from me not having a gaming keyset there are people who dont use light keyboards
my keyboard has 3 light effects 
i never saw how useful those were until i started gaming at night 
real
used a chinese desk lamp

for some reason it lasted half a decade
1000% correct

Just got home
is it from very very long time ago 
no-one talks about cheng
this week i helped alotta people with penthouse career progress and it isnt even double
why is the last mission the hardest 
thats bare hard
just need to do ninja mode 
do it solo
when it gives money sure
I let you know when I do prison break setup
yes
i am team beige

I don't enjoy suffering

pretty sure that strong arm tactics was next to impossible for me solo
with or without career progress?
The goons just never stop spawning 
its limited tho
Why does that matter?
cuz its not that hard in a general run
Tell that to Cheng who simply cannot take cover and has to run infront of abunch of bullets 
i did tho xd
helped lfg people get career progress for penthouse
Idc about career progress
ok
But cool
why do people like suffering for career progress 
Bc you can get a shitty little plaque in your mansion for it

mental problems

i only have one plaque and it's for contact mission
I have quite a few
i got it randomly since i sometimes join contact jobs 
It has stealth at least so you can be careful
Can't say the same about bad beat
stealth in strong arm tactics?
i dont think
There is no stealth when Cheng is being an idiot
My bad I got the wrong one 
i agree cheng is such a worm
imagine if he was in replacement of pavel
I’d never do Cayo
sell kosatka cheng included xd
I’d never have gotten career progress for cayo
50% discount too
just need it gone
Comes with guided missiles
Stealth module
Fully upgraded
Ffs I sound like a car salesman
i imagine you saying that in a trump voice 


with the hand gestures too

@neon acorn
Do you any clips to annoy larzy?
We got too many of me, not enough of him
Don’t ping me
I was not expecting that fast of a response
That sounds cool, how does it work?
@neon acorn
@neon acorn hello
You can ping me, brat
@neon acorn that'll be all
@neon acorn bye

I have one question for her and she immeditely shut me down despite having a really good question
Feels great to be on the other side of the joke
i think its for colours for gaming keyboards


He never loved you
And im currently on a holiday
come let's escape from tarkov work

just did a hike earlier with my dad
went well
and this is why I never letting @real peak fly the avenger , ever

It was my first time!!!
I don't even know have to use interaction menu way!!!
DX
My dum brain like: Soo... F is exit screen so I think it will set auto pilot, yes?
Wasnt me
but hey , at least you didn't kill the cmm with that
unlike with this shit 

To be fair
It is barely visable
Even i am the greatest pilot have blown myself up like that a few times
I think I'm fly that one, I remember
Oh wait, I was gunner so no
nah not you , cliffy did
You people really need a good pilot
Luckily i am avaliable
in 30 business days

Soo du u see SAM up there??
Right now i am taking a break and hoping that PC isnt laggy like crazy
I didn't , I didn't hike the mount chiliad
Wait are you guys done with cmm?
We all done everything
U not even old yet
im 18
im old enough

what could possibly go wr-
me and larzy whenever we are together
tuna knows the pain of me and larzy
Least better than this
why you people not use insurgent custom?!?!?
Nobody use that anymore
They have vigilante carry

Yeep
I mean
It still useful in...
Escort ULP

god
It was more made to handle larzy audio
it took wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long lmao
I actually scroll YouTube shorts while doing that mission with you lmao
Trueee
I using half-track and yea, I did the same as you
i actually havent done doomsday and criminal mastermind before
Alright remind me in the summer to ping you two
I need tuna to record the mess that will happen
Bring Larzy in

@tidal yew
@bitter flicker
How bad is me and larzy together?
on the scale one to ten
♾️
first mission*
^
I actually remember me and rumi messing that up
Martol can't fly + Larzy can't hack = great couple of chaos
We arent that chaotic!

Martol can't drive either
God the lag
We have too many evidence and 20 minutes of me and wall racing to prove that i cant drive for shit
Holy
Tuna will be pain but the recording and clips make up for it
All jets were on me
The flares were ineffective
Why should I hack 
you could just ... evade it regardless lol , they aren't very precise
if you fly straight obv they gonna hit you
That setup is so annoying, oscar shoot one Pyro and then he doesn't shoot at all

You are gud hecker
You think that bad?
I dont understand this

You will take 9 lives

Why both of you are flying so close 
That iron mule has self destruct mode it seems
Honestly i was flying underneath
Tuna flown too low
I didnt see it
don't be like your friend hari
almost finished Bogdan , accidentally press F and blew up the avenger







I don't have a cowboy emote



